#admit we're besties
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hey! if ur still writing for mha, do u mind doing lee Baku ler Kami? maybe Kamis trying to get him to admit there friends or smthing
Admit we're Besties
Words: 2086
Fandom: MHA (Kaminari & Bakugou)
Summary: Bakusquad is watching a movie, and Kaminari asks if he and Bakugou are friends. Annoyed Bakugou wants to watch the movie yet he end up... we'll you'll see.
A/n: is it 3am? Has this been in my asks for too long? Do just absolutely love it? Yes. Yes.
Bakugou was sat on the couch as per usual, watching something on TV while eating a snack as he took up almost an entire couch somehow-
On the opposite couch sat a Kirishima, and Sero, while Ashido sat upside down and Kaminari was sat on the floor.
All of them were sat watching a movie on the TV, they had been for at least half the movie now. Bakugou had a blanket over him, Kaminari had a (massive may I say) Pikachu plush which he was leaning on, Mina was- upside down? That was her entertainment. Whilst Kirishima and Sero had most of the couch cushions surrounding them.
There was some popcorn on the table and Kirishima asked Kaminari to pass it up, which he did so without taking his eyes off the screen. Kirishima shared with Sero and Sero actually took a piece and lowered it into Ashido's mouth so that she could have some too.
"Hey! Shitty Hair, Tape Wenis, chuck me some" Bakugou called, finishing his own snack.
"You just had a snack man!" Sero replied while feeding Ashido another piece of popcorn so she could enjoy the taste while watching the movie without moving from her seemingly comfortable position.
"So what? Pass it over!"
The two argued for a moment, going back and forth taking everyone's attention away from the movie- except Kaminari's. No no, kaminari was very very deeply intrigued my this movie.
Then, out of the very blue to the rest, the movie was paused and Kaminari had tears in his eyes, "Bakugou? Am I your friend?"
Everyone was silent- surprised at their sobbing friend as he held his rather large plush to his mouth in comfort.
Bakugou just blinked at him,completely forgetting about the popcorn.
"What?-" taken by surprise.
"Well I know these three are my friends-"
"Hmmm... sureeeee" Sero teased, along with Ashido. (Kaminari glared at them but knew instantly they were joking at how they burst into giggles at him.)
"Shush. Shush. I know their my friends, but you've never told me whether we're friends or not?" Kaminari said this with some really intense puppy dog eyes, just the most adorable eyes as they were glassed over with water from his movie tears. 🥺 that emoji, just staring at Bakugou who just blinked cluelessly back at him.
"What the fuck- no- we're not friends" he said after a minute, rolling his eyes and getting up to grab the remote which was beside the blond.
"Why are you asking Denki?" Kirishima asked.
"The movie scene- which you were all arguing in.- was adorable, they just declared their friendship and it was incredibly beautiful!" Kaminari made puppy dog eyes towards the TV screen and teased up again, only to get dry eye at Bakugou's response.
"Yeah well, we ain't having that Jambot" Bakugou added with a roll of his eyes while walking over.
"Oh shut up, you love me really!" Kaminari grabbed a pillow from the sofa behind him and threw it at Bakugou who just caught it and threw it to his where he was originally laying.
"No, you're- annoying. And dumb" HESITATION.
"Oh you really think that?"
"I know that- what are you doing give me the remote" Bakugou tried to grab it but in a flash Kaminari had picked it up from the ground and swapped it from his right to left hand so Bakugou couldn't reach it.
"Not until you say you love me~" Kaminari teased.
"What the- no. Give me the remote dipshit" Bakugou tried to run round to grab it but it was quickly swapped to Kaminari's other hand in a flash.
"Say ittt~"
"I swear I will blow your head off."
"Well- uh-" in that distraction Bakugou tried a third time but yet again, you guessed it, he failed. He'd got top in the entrance exams, he got first in the sports festival, he's saved many lives, he'd fought many villains, he'd survived getting kidnapped by the LOV. But he couldn't get a damn remote from his friends hand.
"Uh uh uh, you gotta tell me were friends first!" The charger teased, wiggling his finger back and forth and shaking his head.
Bakugou literally just watched in disbelief at Kaminari's teasing. Which he hated to admit but was really getting under his skin.
That's when Bakugou leaped at him. Kaminari screamed and jumped up on the couch and climbing over Sero and Kirishima and jumping to Bakugou's couch.
It became a quick chase as Bakugou jumped over the table and followed along, grunting and swearing at the blond who held the remote. Kaminari just screamed and squeaked tryna escape.
Then the two were running around the couch, with Bakugou in front where his friends were, and Kaminari behind, the two waiting to see what direction to go in.
Kaminari held the remote close to his chest and grinned at the other blond. Anger issues glared from in front of the couch, then leapt forwards and tried to climb over when Kaminari ran again, infront of the sofa and followed by an angry Bakugou.
Then he was caught, held in a headlock while the two fought of over the remote, trying to keep it from the others reach. Bakugou holding Kaminari's head in a headlock around his rib and waist while Kaminari struggled and held the remote as far away from him as possible.
Ashido twirled herself to sit up properly to get a good view of what was going down while Sero kept the Popcorn on his lap, eating it and enjoying the show. Kirishima just sat back, enjoying it but also wondering if he should intervien-
"Give it to me!"
"No!"
"Give me the funking remote dumbass!"
"Noooo! Say I'm you're friend"
"Youre my enemy right now!"
Ashido looked confused, and butted in, "over a remote?"
"YES." Bakugou yelled.
Sero turned to her while offering the bowl to Kirishima who took a couple pieces of popcorn. "In all fairness you said the same thing the other day with Hagakure"
"Yeah- but that was at war, she was my enemy." Ashido defended herself, and made a war face at the memory.
"Give it to me!"
"No!"
Then suddenly Kaminari was thrown backwards while holding onto the remote after there seemed to be a tiny yell from Bakugou, followed by a stupid smile he quickly hid with an angry frown.
Kaminari tumbled and landed on his butt, still holding the remote in his possession and grinning at Bakugou.
"You're dead now"
"Wait what just happened?" Sero asked, confused but grinning, intrigued.
"Oooo~ I'm gonna show them"
Of course, what he was talking about, they all already knew, yet none of them had actually clicked why Kaminari was thrown across the room.
"Piss off!" Bakugou yelled
"Admit that we're beasties!~" Kaminari's teasing really wracked his nerves, along with a stupid sing song voice.
"Just give me the remote!" Bakugou charged at him but really hadn't thought it through because he and Kaminari went tumbling to the floor where, unfortunately for him, Bakugou did not land on top.
Kaminari threw the remote over to the three friends watching and pinned Bakugou- somehow, he'll never know.
"Just admit we're friends Bakugouuu" he whined, but also excitedly as to break Bakugou of all people beneath him.
"Piss off dipshit- get ohohoff!" Then to many's surprise Bakugou broke out into tiny angry Bakugou giggles, shaking his head with his arms pinned above his head.
Kaminari had began to tickle his belly like a puppy or a baby, teasing him a little by claiming their friendship once again, taking Kirishima's spot as best friends yet only teasing.
"Kahahminai! Gehet off! Pihihis ohohff!" Bakugou honestly couldn't help how silly his giggles felt. He always hated the gently belly rubs and tickles because it brought out very uncharacteristic laughter out of him, scrunching his neck and fighting back minimally because his brain hasn't realised whether he's in danger or not yet.
"Aw, is the big bad Bakugou tickwish?"
"FuHuUcK oHoFF!" Bakugou definitely couldn't stand baby talk.
"But I wanna see how tickwish he is!" Kaminari began tickling his sides and pintching and prodding with one hand. Bakugou laughing normally- or as normal as you can being tickled and teased while trying to hold back as they weren't his worst spots just yet.
"Gehehet off ohohof mehehe yohou prick!" Bakugou's laughter seemed natural and unlike his usual, yet he was shaking his head gently, but not fighting off too much.
"Tickle Tickle, wanna admit we're besties yet?"
Bakugou shook his head and jumped his hips a little when Kaminari gave them a tweak.
"Shuhuht it! We're not friends!"
"Hm, fine, but don't friends know this?" And with that Bakugou was frantically screaming and twisting in the floor as Kaminari quickly changed tactics and held his legs firm so Bakugou couldn't escape. Quickly diving his hands into his pits and tickling him mad.
The blond almost crushed his tickles hands when yanking them down and began screaming profanities but mostly just a lot of yelling. Trying to roll away but kept in Kaminari's hold.
Definitely the last thing he was expecting.
"Woah Dude! You're gonna kill him!" Kirishima almost burst out laughing too, watching as Bakugou went from his usual laughter to frantically screaming and trying to escape.
"He'll be fine! He's done worse to us!" With that Kaminari used his quirk and sent electric shocks through Bakugou's nerves, making him yell out.
"FUCK- STOP IT- DONT USE YOUR QUIRK FUCKER-" Followed by much more laughing along with twisting and turning and more profanity.
After another minute of that Kaminari went down to his ribs and scrapped downwards and back again, absolutely torturing his so called friend.
"Come on Bakugou! Admit we're friends~"
"HAHDHAAHSHHA" Bakugou was having none of it. Just screaming as the ticklish sensations wracked his body. Screaming, cursing, practically dying beneath the electric shocks hands which occasionally gave him a quick zap.
"Tickle Tickle~ wow is this really all we need to do to take down the future Number 1 hero?" Kaminari teased once more, leaning down as he watched Bakugou's shirt lift up from all his thrashing.
PFFFT
"NAHAJHAHAHANONONONPAHAHA NAH NHA. NO KAAAMINARI SMTOP-" Screaming. By who. Take a guess.
Kaminari blew two raspberries on Bakugou's stomach and the thrashing became even more violent. Bakugou couldn't stand it and had actually formed tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
"Just admit we're friends and this can all stop~ I'm having fun though" Kaminari joked, unable to stop himself from smiling and laughing.
"FUHUHUFKC FINE FINE FINE! WEHEEHRE FRIENDS! FREEEEEINDS! STOHOHOP!" Bakugou ended up absolutely hurlling Kaminari across the floor and rolled himself over to get all the tickles off, rolling to his side and laughing like a mad man as tears rolled down his cheeks.
Holy shit, he really, really, really, didn't think Kaminari was that good. Plus he hadn't been tickled like that in years- been wrecked, definitely, but like that, not since he was about 5 probably. Not to tears at least.
Kaminari was thrown across the room and landed with an oomph. The others checking to see it the two were okay.
"Yeheah, I'm fine, Bakugou and I are friends now" Kaminari stood up with pride, but all laughed when a wobbly hand lifted up and flipped its middle finger up in Kaminari's direction.
I'm pretty sure everyone in that room knew Kaminari was dead as soon as Bakugou was healed but he didn't care. He enjoyed it. And funnily enough, maybe- maybe so did Bakugou.
"Are you okay Bakubro?" Kirishima asked as he got off the sofa and leaned down to check whether his best mate was dead or not.
All he got was a wobbly "he's dead" in a very quiet tone which made him laugh and help Bakugou up. Bakugou's arm was sljnged over his shoulder and he himself was holding his stomach and trying to protect his waist. Just in case.
Kaminari teased and ran up, wiggling his fingers and making Bakugou yell and almost kick him in the face.
Kaminari absolutely loved it and was laughing his head off as Kirishima helped Bakugou to the sofa he's taken up previously. The two watched as Kaminari absolutely passed himself on the floor with laughter. Bakugou just glared at him in anger.
"You wanna do it now?" Kirishima asked, looking at his friend and knowing that revengeful look in his eye.
Bakugou only grinned.
The poor movie never got finished.
#tickle community#sfw tickles#tickles#tickle fic#<3#asks#masterlist#mha#ler!kaminari#lee!bakugou#bakusqaud#movies#besties#admit we're besties#my hero academy fanfiction#my hero acadamy#my hero academia tickles#its 3am almost
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I adore how many Mario Movie critiques are “Character A and Character B should have kissed with tongue”
You all hate me but deep down we’re all the same
#Mariocest#bowuigi#Mariokong#This one goes out to that one guy in the Mario Movie tag who admitted to shipping Bowser and Kamek#Bestie you are SO right#We're all out here wanting out little game guys to kiss hard on the big screen#It's okay.
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Honestly I'd love to know what kind of comments you'd be adding to the fic for your mother. Very curious :0 (also I'm terrible at knowing what information an outsider would and wouldn't have and/or would need)
Sure, I'll add a few. (Redacted since my google account is my full name.) Also remember that y'all also got the benefit of my author's notes, but I'm not giving my mom the AO3 copy because over my dead body does she look at that account. I'm giving her a document copy. So a lot of the comments will likely be details you guys already got in either a post or author's note.
^^^ This one is written specifically because my mom, like me, has been going to Big Bend National Park since she was young. A member of my family has gone there nearly every single year since....1965? lol. So it's a fun tidbit for her to know I was thinking of it while writing this. (There will be a similar note when the Pinnacles trail comes up, because I named Pinnacles after a trail in Big Bend.)
me trying to explain Scar's general dramatic flair (i also have a comment somewhere explaining that Scar is dyslexic and that is why he occasionally mispronounces stuff in the fic, and why he says the scientific documents the rangers let him borrow were difficult to get through)
nicknames
My mother and I are both Gary the cat stans. Trust me she knows Exactly what I am picturing here.
^^ a few other comments on the story, ranging from "background character details" to "research details" to "totally unecessary personal opinions"
it's also fun for little self-aware asides:
She already knows a significant amount of the plot, including the ending, because I talked to her about it. That is also why she gets to read it, because the moment I opened my mouth about writing it I basically had to. I don't always talk about my writing with her but I really wanted to talk about this one. So! By talking about it I just made the decision for myself that I'd allow her to read it. She is....very excited haha. And I am too? I mean I think I am going to send it to her and then just immediately go back to my apartment so I don't have to be in the same house as her while she's reading it LOL. The embarassment of people who know you too closely reading your things etc etc. But I'm very proud of this story and I don't think she realizes how good of a writer I can be. She knows I'm good at it (like, she's read my essays and newspaper stories) but not how I handle fiction.
#quara asks#hc_firewatch_au#i considered making ANOTHER copy for general friends/family/other audience as well#since i know at least one friend asked to read it back in december#i wonder if she still remembers she wanted to read it. i may not remind her LOL#i'm picky about real life people seeing my work. it's so much more intensely personal than showing them my other creative stuff#it's also just a deeply unhinged hobby to write fanfiction in general#i'm not saying that to denigrate fanfiction. yall KNOW i love it deeply.#but you gotta admit there's a level of derangedness to showing Normal People(tm) something like this#hi yes i spent a large portion of my last year writing deeply researched & angsty fiction about minecraft blorbos. here go cry while u read#anyway the reason it'd be a whole new annotated copy and not just the same as my mom's is that i've got a specific relationship with my mom#that will influence how all these annotations are written#we're besties btw.#i'm not even worried about killing her at all on our upcoming 16 day trip together!#i feel like that reads sarcastic it wasnt meant to be
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been thinking about pokemon's best beloved boy BARRY/PEARL/JUN/lewis. i think i named him lewis in my game from the default options list LOL
#pearl was my first game so i didnt really give much into the nicknames#pokemon#pokemon dppt#pokemon barry#what ever. my boy!!!#adhd king !!!#cereal tries to draw#i love him bc hes like your friend but also like IM GONNA KICK UR BUTT HAHAHAAAAA#like we're besties but also rivals and also stupid kids#i think i was 9 or 10 when i got pearl. prime ripe age for my first pokemon game#just a few doodles but like I Love Him#hes so impatient and GO GO GO all the time and yknow hwwat!!! me too king#barry apologist forever#T H U D#bitch running into shit cuz hes goin too fast. he gets me#ive smacked into wall corners far too many times than i care to admit in my lifetime#the boy ever!!!!!! wahoo!!!!
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it's 2024 I'm not playing around anymore. if u leave me on read I'm straight up killing u
#protecting my peace by admitting that I have never been a girlie who#'doesn't care that it took u three months to respond to my text we're still besties 🩷'#like all respect I know sometimes we're busy but if u don't answer within 2 days we're fighting. that's my truth#text post
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also who's going to commit suicide? because you don't just drop a bomb like 105 and expect me to NOT think it's some kind of foreshadowing
#yes i'm still on about this no i will never shut up about it#like either we're learning how one of the core reapers dies and it's Very Plot Relevant#(which is unlikely considering we learn very little from the past save the twin's backstory)#[plus I don't foresee UT's death being particularly relevant to his storyline considering all the notable events#pertaining to him are alluded to have happened in the early 19th century]#OR Yana-san told us that because someone in the series is Going to Unalive themselves#I kinda want it to be lizzie not because I want her to die but because I think it would be INCREDIBLE from a#story telling perspective#and especially in yana's going in the direction of 'seb is eating ciel's soul' i think taking lizzie out of the question (the person#mostly tying him to life at the moment (even if he doesn't want to admit it)) will be a key factor in that sacrifice#also then grelle can adopt her because you can't convince me those two wouldn't be besties#... guys i might write a canon divergeance au after i finish moon ro se 👀👀👀#also like babe what's going ON with you rn we haven't seen you since your mental breakdwon in the carriage#shut up lilly#elizabeth midford#black butler#kuroshitsuji
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The girlies over on twitter be like "my bep1er 🥰💘💕🤩🤞😘💗🤌" and there's not a single g group boy in site
#srsly yall#bffr#what are you doing#g group bring the 🤌#your lineup has no haruto? keita? ricky? jay chang? ZHANG HAO???? MATTHEW????#not one main slayer for a hundred miles#where is the flavour????#how you gonna make a bep1er lineup and not include the ACTUAL j-line????#your gonna pick thee MUTHA HANBIN and then not pick her husband OR her son????#mother is SO disappointed in you 😔#yeah I'll admit it maybe i am a little biased towards g group but who else is gonna be???? MNET?????? i don't think so#g group#boys planet#boys planet posting#bp999#ofc i still love k group don't you ever get that twisted#we're like 🤞 we're BESTIES
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I have some kind of weird evil wizard curse on me where I feel deeply sad and uniquely horrible when my beloved bestie roommate is home but feel Normal and Emotionally Regulated when theyre out like literally what is wrong with me good GOD get that girl some therapy !!!!
#sorry trying this thing where i speak the thoughts that haunt me and build up in my head as 'unspeakable' anxieties to weaken their power#good thing no one can see this!!!#anyways i want to reinterate that i love my bestie so much and i love BEING with them#but when theyre home and we're not actively hanging out and sometimes even when we ARE i get. like this#i dont understand it#not to be all emo mcdarkness or whatever but i really feel so much more lonely when im around people than when im alone#whats up w that??#like idk is it just a matter of me being jealous that my bestie spends more time with their partner than with me?#or am i jealous bc i dont HAVE a partner like that who is always there for me and considers me their number 1#OR am i in love with my bestie and unable to admit it to myself???#or am i just autistic and having a meltdown every time i socialize with people and realize i am not like them#and dont think i will ever have the emotional intelligence to have a healthy adult relationship like they do#and it drives me fucking crazy with grief??#vs when im alone im like. not even a person anymore and dont need to be seen i can simply exist and do puzzles and listen to podcast#????#no but fr this has been a major issue for a long time now and I'm only recently starting to uncover the patterns in my sadness#and im legitimately so scared im going to reach a point where i need to move out on my own and have more control over when i see my bestie#just to get a handle on this insane mood fluctuations that i truly dont understand#and i dont even know how i would begin to broach that topic with them#bc we have promised each other so many times we would always live together#please god let saying this all out loud make it easier to bear 🙏
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whenever my best friend (a fellow nonbinary person) and i argue, the pattern is: they say some vile shit about a demographic im part of (trans women, nonbinary people, autistic people etc) and that fucking hurts like hell and eventually i blow my top and yell at them (because im not healed from my trauma and im sometimes unable to control being verbally abusive which is wrong of me ik).
then they hang up and go silent treatment for as many days as it takes my weak ass to get desperate and apologise (bc the silence hurts so much). then ill ask them if they understand where my hurt was coming from, even if i expressed it disrespectfully and they'll say no. ill say something like. but can u see how b4 my hurt built up, even then, the things you were saying about trans women and austic people were like hurtful, that maybe there's some like internalised transmisogyny/ableism happening (we're both autistic btw). and they'll say no, i was just abusing them like my dad did to my mum. and yes they'll say that. they'll express concern for me because sometimes i can't control my anger verbally and wasn't my dad like that. and ill feel like going "no shit. i literally spent the last hour taking responsibility for my actions and apologising even tho u also have cptsd and are also imperfect and i give u that grace. but sure: don't give me any grace - i can handle that, thats warranted- what i cant handle is bestie being excited to tell me all about how trans women are walking penises or all autistic people are school shooters in the making.'
i wanna say that but i dont. part of their own cptsd reactions is to be self consumed, overly righteous, and utterly convinced of their morality. i crawl back inside myself and pretend like im okay with it
im not okay with it.
#mmg speaks#big vent sorry#everyone in this vent is behaving badly including me#i admit#i just wish all elements of these conflincts could be acknowledged#this pattern is a meredith thing ie alters#but actually as a system we're all agreed on this#we're not okay with it#***also bestie isn't on tumblr or socials im not doing any like petty shit here. this is a safe place for the vent. if u know us irl#pls keep this confidential
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i love friendships where i can just be in the same room as a person and not interact with them. parallel play rocks.
#ace rambles#i have a coworker who i've gotten to openly admit that he experiences positive emotions towards me#(he thinks i'm memorable which coming from him is about equivalent to saying we're besties)#and this is at least the second time where i've simply sat diagonally across from him at the break room table#with both of us wearing headphones and neither of us making any attempt to speak to the other#this guy is great he's one of the coolest people i know
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scar is just ALWAYS hanging out in my yard. what do you want
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I’ve always thought that what Wanda needs the most is just someone to talk to - right after some kind of human bonding that isn’t cut short by multiversal tragedies, of course. Someone who genuinely listens and who could possibly understand, you know?
But after MoM, I realized that it’s not enough. That someone should also have a way with words. If she says Vision was all she has ever had, they shouldn’t tell her “that’s the point, Wanda - he was never yours”; if she is in pain because of her children, they definitely mustn’t say “your kids were never real”, because, guess what?, if an unstable witch with reality warping powers wants to find her sons, she will, and you need to calm her down, not to make her mad by strongly implying her feelings aren’t valid.
Basically, she needs to talk with Loki. I have the feeling he’d understand her better than many others.
#this DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the fact my partner and I always say we're like Loki and Wanda respectively#like absolutely nothing ^^#no but really#i think they should meet and be friends#please let them bond and slowly heal together#let them be besties#stephen my beloved you are a very smart human being but that wasn't your brightest idea#you gotta admit that#mom spoilers#dsmom#mom#dr strange 2 spoilers#dr strange 2#doctor strange 2 spoilers#doctor strange 2#multiverse of madness spoilers#multiverse of madness#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness spoilers#spoilers#wandavision#loki#scarlet witch#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#dr strange#wanda & loki#wanda maximoff
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hmm is it ‘coddling’ or is it pointing out documented systematic unfairness and expecting better of a team that were so desperate to sign him you would think they would treat his career with a modicum of respect? 🤔
#daniel ricciardo#bestie you're so right on so many levels#mclaren us truly insane to have daniel joseph ricciardo with them and not utilizing his maximum potential#just cause they're a bitch team who refuses to build a car that caters to his driving style#like make a car thats drivable and then let him actually drive it instead of asking him to preserve his tyres like 2 laps in maybe?#that man put mid field Renault on the podium twice and finished p5 in the championship before you signed him#so hes not washed maybe you're making mistakes that you arent admitting#so yeah fuck you mclaren and mclaren truthers#daniel deserves better and we're gonna keep saying it until something changes
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i am here to create chaos (is afraid to hurt a bug) are there any taylor swift songs you do like im curious hehehe
If I really had to pick... Out of the Woods, Wildest Dreams, Wonderland, State of Grace.
Tho like... I'm gonna be real with you bestie... I don't like anything she put out after 1989. Like, 1989 was her last good album for me... And even the leads on 1989 were admittedly cringe for me...
Her older stuff is so-so for me but 90% of the reason it is is because of nostalgia (though Sparks Fly does remind me of Thoma... 👀✨️). I find it reallt hard to support her nowadays because of the way it seems she's treating valid criticism of her and her actions as 'haters hating' — using her work to deflect blame rather than take accountability for her own misgivings (and I know people wanna say "but she does!!" and show me that 'It's me, I'm the problem' lyric as proof but like... That whole bit in the MV looked SO terribly performative...). Moreover, where she was once a relatable reflection, a spokesperson almost for (privileged?) girls in love around the world, now her work (in my opinion) seems akin to someone who writes a journal for no purpose other than to have it published, read, and romanticized by the masses.
#sorry bestie ik u love taylor but to me#its exactly bc we're friends that i feel the compelling need to be honest with u#idk if i should tag this bc ik some of my mutuals wanna filter ts content#but im also 100% not putting it in the ts tumblr tag#so uh ask 2 tag ig?#:outlook:#:aqua:#i will admit tho i've been seeing gifs of her new mv and i love how they did her hair
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the most powerful thing about aziraphale and crowley — once they go official, they'll only have to come out once.
and by that i mean, other queer couples can only dream of admitting "yeah, we're together" before another week hits and someone mistakes them for roommates/besties/good pals/buddies. and honestly? rip to them but they're different. as for S2, i have yet to see a pair who'd give off greater queer energy, and they're not even together together.
aziraphale's expression is gayer than a tree full of monkeys, people "mistook" them for a couple at least twice. it's book canon. but the show gave us crowley playing the wheel of gender and picking whatever the funniest bit it landed on, circling 'round the angel like she's on a merry-go-round mission. occultish being who wears skintight women's trousers and a snake belt to aziraphale's vintage pocket watch and 150+ years old waistcoat. standing side by side they're practically a fuckin prism together, like an actual rainbow is shooting out from their heads. you see aziraphale on the street looking all the bit like the polite yet utterly lost uncle, and then you notice his bodyguard with the leather, wait, shit, that's not a bodyguard, that's his uh. his. you know. what's more, you overhear the "dearest, could you hold this for me?" and now the goth rockstar is holding a grocery bag or some shit. you think they could be at the first Pride. if asked, they'd probably nod.
we, mere mortal gays can only mimic a fraction of their power.
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"why are you always flirting in near death situations?" With Mattheo and bestie reader or girlfriend reader please. I love your imagined so much and this is my first time requesting 🥺
—willow
pairing: mattheo riddle x fem!reader
summary: mattheo has a brilliant idea for a date.. not
warnings: mentions of sex, a bit suggestive but no actual smut
notes: this was so fun to write anon, thank you!! please send more of these asks in the future! at the moment i mostly enjoy writing for mattheo or theo (or theo and belle -> from my fic call it what you want)
"this was the stupidest idea ever" you mumbled walking next to mattheo "you really outdid yourself this time"
"isn't it romantic?" he gestured in the air around you
you looked around confused "horrifying is more the word i would use"
"don't be so negative all the time" mattheo outstretched his arm and intertwined your fingers "this is the perfect spot for a quickie" he smirked
"you disgust me" you rolled your eyes, while still watching around you uncertain. mattheo had dragged you outside for a walk. in the forbidden forest. at night. "you really are pushing your luck"
"ahh" mattheo almost made a noise that sounded like a giggle "you wouldn't leave me"
"go on with that behaviour and you'll find out" you smiled sarcastically. mattheo relaxed when you squeezed his hand "can we please go back now?" you muttered
"are you scared?" mattheo laughed
"of course not" you shook your head "i just don't want to explain why my boyfriend disappeared"
"are you planning to murder me?"
"no body, no crime" you shrugged
"yeah.." mattheo trailed off and you grew suspicious
"matty?" you asked
"huh?"
"you do know where we are... right?"
"pfff" mattheo looked behind you "of course" he raised his arm to point in a general direction "there's that thing back there"
"you have no idea" you sighed, more to yourself than to him
"i was busy looking at you"
"don't do this right now" you breathed "this is just great" you turned around, trying to find a hint of the way that would lead you back to the castle "did you never read hansel and gretel?"
"what?" he asked flabbergasted
"the muggle tale about the siblings getting lost in the forest, who find their way back using bread crumbs" you got a bit heated and started speaking louder
"no?" mattheo replied offended "why would i?"
"because we are in the exact same position as they were, aren't we? where are our bread crumbs?"
"i'm not sure what you mean, the kitchen has been closed for hours" he said confused
"i'm not talking about actual bread crumbs" you replied frustrated while messaging the space between your eyebrows.
"ooh, yeah.. i understand what you mean" matty nodded and for a short second you had the hope that he put a bit of planning into this idiotic idea "whatever the equivalent of bread crumbs is.. i did not bring it" mattheo admitted and shrank under your gaze
"did you bring anything? a map at least?"
"ehh.. no"
"what was your plan exactly, matty?" you crossed your arms
"well" mattheo said, scratching his neck "my plan was to come here and have sex behind a tree. yeah.. that was it"
"do you ever think with your head?"
"not about you, no"
"okay" you tried to calm yourself down "i'm gonna get us out of here"
"i'm so proud to have such a brilliant girlfriend"
"flattering won't get you anywhere tonight, baby" even though his strategy didn't work, mattheo was glad that you didn't seem as angry as before
"sure" he nodded "what are we gonna do"
"first we're--" you paused, suddenly noticing something that send a shiver down your spine
"baby?" mattheo asked, confused why you had suddenly stopped talking "is everything alright?"
"no" you shook your head, before you grabbed his arms, gently turning him around so he could see what you did
"shit" mattheo said as he noticed the webs and the signs, that had warnings of spiders plastered all over them
"this is my worst nightmare" you panicked. there was nothing, really nothing in the world you were more scared of than spiders. mattheo knew that. his eyes softened as he noticed you shaking and grabbing at his hand.
"don't worry" mattheo whispered to calm you down, suddenly remembering something very important "i did bring a map" he took out a parchment and held it in your direction. theo had been as impressed as you by mattheo's stupid idea, so he had drawn a map, just to make sure you both would survive the night. "theo coulnd't talk me out of it, but he gave me this"
"i need to tell theo that i love him" you said relieved. theo's handwriting was neat, so you had no problem to read what he had drawn.
"this kinda turns me off, baby"
you send mattheo a look. "you better be kidding. why are you even turned on in the first place?"
"you look so hot in that dress" mattheo smiled "my pretty lady" he kissed you on the neck longingly
"why are you always flirting in near death situations?" you asked, impressed how he was still able to concentrate on sex while you were literally surrounded by possible danger
"we're not dying, are we?"
"i suppose?"
"i will never not get turned on by you as long as i can breath"
"matty" you giggled as he sucked on your sweet spot "i'm not gonna have sex with you right now and definitely not here"
"too bad" mattheo acted disappointed "how about my room? i'll get rid of theo"
"don't you think he already did enough for us tonight?" you asked, raising theo's map "we can go to my room" you sighed "but get us out of here first"
"yes ma'am"
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