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thinking about how hard Michael stares at Star the first time he sees her, bro isn't even just checking her out at that point he's fucking READING her
#see what i did there? hehe#heh#(runs away)#somebody else has probably made this joke before#i always laugh when that scene happens#if i saw him staring at me that hard i would get scared and float off into the distance in embarrassment#would run away on all fours for maximum speed#the lost boys#the lost boys 1987#the lost boys x reader#michael the lost boys#tlb#x reader#star tlb#hes fucking LOOKING#i just sneezed so hard typing this i think i died and came back to life#type of sneeze that makes you hold your chest#thought id let you know#about my sneeze
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MC: *summons Lucifer to their house in the human world right when he's in the middle of something*
Lucifer: This had better be important.
MC: Can you change the batteries in my smoke detector? I’m afraid of ladders.
Lucifer: You are a sorcerer, MC. Didn’t Solomon teach you a spell that would help you with this?
MC: Yeah, he taught me how to summon you.
Lucifer: …
Technically MC was right & Lucifer decided he would rather indulge them than argue with them about it further. Thus the mighty Lucifer spent an evening changing smoke detector batteries.
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#meanwhile somewhere far away Solomon sneezes#this is about me again#I'm afraid of ladders#I need a brave Luci in my life to climb ladders for me#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#om lucifer#lucifer obey me#obey me mc#omswd#omnb#obey me nonsense#misc scenario#misc writes
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pout ~
// treat me // // shirt shop //
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never change, man !
#phantom of the paradise#potp#swan potp#nightmaretheater#65 layers and about 24 hours . Eeeyyuppp#Look into my beautiful mind boy#Its a bit unusual to what i usually draw#but i had to push a specific look for this piece#hopefully you all are picking up on the corperate look . the advertisment look#Sneeze. Anyways my point is industry destroys creative people. This includes swan#I feel like phrases like these ; how he was put on a pedistal…. it lead him to be Like That#as awful as he is he desperately needed help#it might seem like vanity on the surface#but i think its… more than that#long story short: we need to destroy the beauty industry. the skincare industry. the anti-aging industry#It ruined his psyche forever and he cant let go of the ideal version of himself he will never truly be again#i dont think he can at this point. hes in too deep and hes suffering for it no matter how much he feels hes fixed his problems#he cant accept a version of himself that isnt that perfect young man. because he never confronted his problems. he just ran away#anyways . Hi swath *punches him**kicks him*#i dont care if nobody gets me lalalalla my truths and headcanons are awesome forever and i live in my own reality lallaallal#sorry i think im gonna be posting about swan alot for a few months hes making me sick#i wass gonna post this earlier but my internet was real bad#*lays down in my pile of pillows* eat up boys. haha#sidenote: drawing white blond people is horrifiying. Boy your skin and hair are the same color. Introduce some contrast to yourself. Please#adding on: its inportant to note this focuses on him looking st himself in the mirror alot on purpouse#to remind himself what he ‘’’’really’’’’ looks like#the 4 middle pannels all represent that too . u have to be in my brain ri get this#sorry for unleashijg another swan essay in my tags. will happen again lol
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people with loud, forceful, productive sneezes who still need to sneeze in multiples must be out to kill me!
#Idk why but in my head their nose must be hella irritated to STILL have to sneeze after such an intense forceful process#And itchy irritated noses are the hottest thing on earth#I also enjoy how much effort the sneezes going to to expel the irritant#Their poor nose trapped in tortured tickles despite valiant efforts#Ugghhhhhhh#snz thoughts#snz kink#snzblr#snzfucker#All multiple sneezers are bloody sexy though#I’ll do a post about the other kinds#All in due time
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The mental whiplash of liking a character in a snz kink way but also liking them in a normal fandom "I just think they're neat" way but also liking them in a serious literary analysis way
#snz#snzblr#sneeze kink#not saying who this is about because you already know#but this also applies to my other favs
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So much stuff to work through! It’s a long process, but at least they have each other for support. Been a while since dream sharing has come up!
I figure they brought the bed up from their old house but haven’t gotten around to putting in the carpet, haha.
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#undertale#handplates#sans#papyrus#z art#z comic#i forgot papyrus had gloves on for this until i started coloring#had to go back and edit them in UGH#i should be asleep and instead i'm drawing maudlin comics about font skeletons gdit what is my life#the hot air balloon dream i came up with much earlier but never had a chance to put somewhere until now#somewhere gaster sneezes so hard he bonks his head on the table and knocks himself out for a few seconds
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something something the first time palps twirls his moustache for bullying fox hours fox gets struck by sith lightning and eats it then spits it straight back out again something something eldritch creatures in coruscant’s dark hitching a ride in the seams of fox’s armour something something fox crackles when he walks now and leaves fissures in the duracrete and all the datapads glitch out when he comes near
#sure he kills the chancellor but more importantly now he legitimately can’t do padwork#during the wrap up of the war they send fox meandering out into the field and he fries waves of clankers by sneezing#cody taking tactical advantage of this bullshit while also giving fox shit about his seasonal allergies#cody truly living his bliss#commander fox#the clone wars#star wars#putting my blorbo in situations
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Source - Shillon0610
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry tiger#artists twitter above#takes a slutty lil picture but im about to sneeze and my dick is huge (relatable)
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I know other adults like to joke about how much pain they're in, but genuinely, please try to get your pain checked out if you're an adult experiencing it, or at least adapt your life in whatever way lessens your pain.
Your pain deserves to be addressed. Please don't "let" it get worse because you've been told that to grow older is to suffer. No, you aren't being needy or selfish or annoying. Ultimately, you are the one who suffers the most from the state of your health, and it's entirely reasonable to want your health to be up to your standards.
#disability#chronic pain#it's actually not normal to feel scared to sneeze for fear of making your pain worse (calling myself out)#i dunno i guess maybe i'm just ~too young~ an adult but i'm already tired of the jokes about pain 😮💨#i've been at this pain going on decades now so i guess that's what's gotten me kind of sensitive lol#like... it's just shitty to be told that 'its gonna get SO much worse so don't even TRY' as an adult with pain#basically when you're a kid you're too young but if you're an adult well... that's just what you get so suck it tf up#i'm going back to playing video games so that i may live in the comforting realm of fantasy (Much Less Pain Universe)#(trying to be grateful that my body is Very invested in telling me that it needs to be handled gently but it's hard)#talking so much about this just to continuously make sure that people don't do what i did in the past
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No offence to writers who uses the very, very, small fonts/writing style on Tumblr but y'all have me like:
#cod z rants#Like I want to see the fic I'm reading-#Straining my eyes to see if the pp went into the v#Let me read smut without looking like I'm about to sneeze
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Might hop on the infection au thing for a little while. We'll see how it goes.
#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#horror#art#doodle#fanart#pony#mlp art#digital art#infection#mlp infection au#mlp infection#“Everyone is sick with something. lots of coughing and sneezing. I'll have to test someone eventually. not high priority tho.”#“Haven't seen Fluttershy in a few! She's might be bed ridden? if she feels as achey in the legs as I do; she sure needs some gooood sleep!#“rumor has it that Flutters was the one to get sick first... somethin' about the everfree and flowers?? I should check up on her...”
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btw until getting on snzblr i just assumed sneezing more than a couple times from a cold was like. idk. a media troupe. like. made up for dramatic affect i just didnt think it was real. i am recently finding out, no, people do catch colds and just sneeze throughout the day from them. what!!!!! !!!!! how does it feel to be the hottest on earth Huh.
#i thoufht it was made up by the media!!! idk!!!!!!#i dont think ive ever sneezed more than once from getting sick#and i figure oh ok maybe if your nose runs you do then. from that#no?? some people just do?? like have spread out fits?? ??? what.#genuinely mind blown#i also. thought the same thing about non-rapid fits . so i think#i have to reevaluate my ideas.#like i just didnt think it hapened. i jusr didnr. didnt sound real to me#bc im always like ‘oh i cant write that its not realistic!’#No it is. it is. it jusr doesnt happen to me. but its real#LOL.#text
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Well, here it is! My attempt at holding back my sneezes with a noseful of Chhinkni. I tried so hard but ohhh my god it was difficult - enough gasping and hitching to leave me quite dizzy. Props to anyone who can hold back sneezes successfully, Chhinkni or otherwise! It was really fun to try, though in general I'm too hedonistic to bother holding back much at all 😮💨
(Noseblow at 02:45 in case you're not (or are, idk) into that!)
#sneeze wav#sneeze kink#snz kink#snz fucker#sneeze fucker#snzblr#snz fet#ntwav#oh btw I'm really sorry about the mic blowing out with my hitching I think I had my phone too close to me :( need to learn to avoid this#hope it isn't too annoying ugh
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thinking about a nose brushing against a nipple until the ticklish touch leads to a sneeze wowwweeee okay bye
#thinking about it being my nipple obviously#snz#snzblr#sneeze kink#snzfucker#snzfic idea#snz thoughts#if anyone has ever written this please for the love of sneezus send it to me#otherwise I'll have to write it myself
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kissing someone and your noses brush against each other and it’s just enough to make them sneeze…fuck
#snz blog#snz kink#snzblr#wlw snz#snz scenario#i may or not be talking from experience heheh#the cutest and hottest thing on earth like ahhhh#the little duck to the side to avoid sneezing on you and the string of apologies afterwards#SWOON anyways im missing my girl as always and just thinking about how excited i am to hold her#i got her the cutest thing today and i’m so excited to give it to her heheheh
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