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thinking about how hard Michael stares at Star the first time he sees her, bro isn't even just checking her out at that point he's fucking READING her
#see what i did there? hehe#heh#(runs away)#somebody else has probably made this joke before#i always laugh when that scene happens#if i saw him staring at me that hard i would get scared and float off into the distance in embarrassment#would run away on all fours for maximum speed#the lost boys#the lost boys 1987#the lost boys x reader#michael the lost boys#tlb#x reader#star tlb#hes fucking LOOKING#i just sneezed so hard typing this i think i died and came back to life#type of sneeze that makes you hold your chest#thought id let you know#about my sneeze
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ok sure i'll talk about farleigh start. i'll talk about his tragedy of never being enough as it were and then having to deal with fucking oliver. sure. disclaimer: it's about class (and race) and the horrible reality of the rich. the horrible reality of living as farleigh.
another disclaimer: i'm white! and poc definitely pick up on everything i'm talking about here as it is, and better. i was and am specifically interested in farleigh vs. oliver but it's impossible to examine without considering race. definitely let me know if anything abt this sucks!
farleigh and oliver are similar. it's annoying because every intruder that is not himself is annoying, partly because felix's attention swaying from farleigh is dangerous; there is always a threat of being discarded, even if no precedent existed. the potential is terrifying.
but you'd think he's seen this before, every summer (if venetia is telling the truth) or at least often enough to learn to recognize it fast, so he should know this will pass. part of it is i think still the deep anxiety, and i think he hated every boy that was there before, and it is sort of routine.
but definitely a huge factor in farleigh's annoyance is the fact that he's a biracial (black for cattons, that's all they see) man in a white rich household. he's alert and exhausted all the time. of course he's angry at oliver, regardless of whether he's the first to crash at saltburn for the summer or the fifty-first.
but the important thing is this.
farleigh is very jealous of and angry and pissed at oliver because farleigh sees all the similarities between them. outsider, in financial trouble, whatever it is, in need of cattons; and yet oliver is preferred. and farleigh seems to be the only one to really consider it. felix does not pick up on the hint when farleigh brings up the birthday party vs. his mother. felix's clumsy "different or... anything like that" is as much about race as it is about class, of course. the "we've done all that we can" bit is felix absolving himself of guilt because surely they had, surely the mysterious collective cattons that he's not really part of had tried all they could do. to him, farleigh is different from oliver, because farleigh has been helped. felix is rich and white and twofold uncomfortable with farleigh, even if he's nice about it, even if he genuinely enjoys his company; he doesn't look too close at farleigh because he feels too guilty to come too close. and farleigh can't do anything about it. he can't nice himself into it. the fucking tragedy of him is that he's never enough in the world of the ultra-rich white, even if (especially because!) he's born into it.
farleigh is very pissed at oliver because farleigh also sees all the differences between them. you know who can be nice poor white enough to fit in? fucking oliver. felix says "just be yourself, they'll love you" when oliver first moves in. farleigh was also probably told the same thing, and felix also probably believed that farleigh could just be himself, but even if the cattons were magically not racist at all (impossible), it wouldn't make a difference to farleigh. he would still self-censor, keep in check, be in dangerous waters (because racism is not just about the individual, but about the system). we see that he'd won himself leeway by years of trial and error by the way he speaks to the family, but it's still within the boundaries of acceptable, built by the cattons. he's part of them because they allow it, and farleigh is very, very aware.
the annoying thing is oliver can be himself. like, truly, genuinely, he can just be. and farleigh can't help but envy that.
as a side note, oliver is obviously jealous of farleigh in the beginning as well, because regardless of the reality of farleigh's situation, he was born into it, and hence, at least in oliver's mind, has his position solidified. oliver's whole thing is unquenchable thirst and hunger for whatever and everything the cattons have (including themselves!). he wishes to have been a catton from birth. to oliver, at first, there's nothing farleigh can really do to lose it. and until he figures out the cattons completely, he can't help but envy that.
but i think farleigh senses something different about oliver early on. at least on the level of the text, we have "you're almost passing [for] a real, human boy", which is so important because farleigh is the first to point out oliver's weirdness. the next to do so is venetia in the bath scene calling him a freak, but it's too late. farleigh is too early.
and i like to think he clocks oliver too early because he sees the jagged edges that he recognizes in himself. i think that one other thing that farleigh envies is oliver's freedom to let go. freedom to let go is very similar to freedom to be, but not quite the same.
to be is about perception: farleigh knows he cannot fall out of line, but would like to, and oliver does not have to worry about it at all (i mean, he does, because oliver also performs for felix, but farleigh doesn't know that).
to let go is about the self: farleigh is too scared to even want what oliver eventually does, to even consider the possibility. oliver can let himself want. oliver can let himself act. oliver just can do things and want things. i'm not sure farleigh can.
and so in this scene, when oliver's wants and actions have landed him nowhere with farleigh, felix, venetia, the cattons, of course farleigh gloats. he can let himself do that, because if the cattons are slowly discarding him, farleigh can allow himself this one small victory. he's relieved because despite the dangerous similarities, oliver is, thankfully, not really the same as farleigh, right?
but like. this movie is a love letter to all things gothic. oliver is a white man. he prevails. the brief performance that oliver put on did eventually end up more effective than farleigh's lifetime of constraint. my heart fucking breaks for him to be honest.
the issue that remains is the fact of farleigh's survival. i like to think that oliver came to respect him. oliver is smart, but farleigh is clever. he picks up on everything oliver does (to refer back to the karaoke scene, farleigh immediately retaliates in the cleverest way, in the moment), and he's the only one to do so consistently (venetia, again, for example, comes close, but too late; oliver doesn't like that, there's nothing to work with). hence, stay with me for a little longer, the paradox: farleigh survives because he was never enough for the cattons, but he is very worthy of oliver's attention. in his own freaky way, oliver wants him. look at that.
so. farleigh. farleigh might come back. he always comes back. and i think oliver wants to try harder next time.
#saltburn#farleigh start#i think someone mentioned how the race commentary was fleeting in that scene abt his mom but i disagree#it runs thru the whole movie#because oliver is white and because they're pitted against each other#im not saying its the best commentary ever and also like the movie is not about it at all#but it's there and it's pretty prominent#also on a completely different note can we talk about how oliver correctly assumed everyone at saltburn desires him carnally#dude pulled all the bitches by being strange and off-putting. i mean i completely get it. completely get it. i'd fold so fast you've no ide#also while i was writing i realized that yes indeed both farleigh and oliver perform for felix and its so fascinating#and it works for oliver because of course it does because hes white#anyway! again! let me know if this sucks#in like any way at all#i needed a masterpost of all and every thought i have about farleigh#i think this pretty much covers it so i'll let it go now#HES SO. like do you UNDERSTAND#the DEFINITION of doomed by the narrative but i LOVE that he survives#as he SHOULD#emerald is so right. he does come back and quickstart just torture each other in that house forever. besties for life#god im gonna shut up now this is so horrendously long#mine#saltburn journaling
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Two artworks by Ron Miller - "Soviet Space Station," 1984, and "Saturn from Enceladus," 1980.
Both of these original paintings just went on sale for the first time since the 80s, if you're a collector and have $1K laying around.
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Hi, I'm bad at talking to people, especially online, but I make comics and maybe it'd be nice to read what you people think, so I'm putting myself in the void? Will it echo or will it engulf me and regurgitate silence?
#I love to take one semi shaped thought then trip and fall and end up with a ten page mystery meat sandwich.#if you have ideas I could fall down the stairs to-pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-am I rizzing anyone yet-pleasepleasepleaseple#my askbox is open#anyway. hazbin hotel fans im looking at you.#unrelated but I feel like the void would have tumblr#my art#art post#hazbin hotel#alastor#ALTRUIIIST DIED FOR HIS FRIEEEEEEEENDS SORRY TO DISAPPOIIIINTTTT#if that man touches one feeling with a ten foot poll he will combust#that said lets watch him go up in flames#note says things#doodles#appleradio#duckiedeer#im not sure what to feel about the duckiedeer tag#id go with Two Clowns One Circus myself#you know what yeah that'll be my tag for them#two clowns one circus#hazbin lucifer#hazbin alastor#hellaverse#vivziepop#anyway if youre still reading this-hi! im going to stop typing now. have a good one
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It seems that somewhere in the last 5 hours Stanley Tucci has unfollowed some accounts including the freddie fanaccount freddietomlinson1, and gemmastyleseyewear.
Maybe he/his team got reminded of his random follows since the interaction with Harry got people talking about it again (the below screenshots are the only thing I could find tho) and they noticed, otherwise beats me.
He's following 142 accounts now
He got
and then cleaned house ok
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I saw that Mass Effect Legendary Edition was on sale for 9.59, so im like, yknow! ill give it a try. It looks interesting, theres romance, one of my favorite blogs @deep-space-elf posted about it and likes to play it. So lets try it!
Tell me why
WHY
did i have to get my heart broken within 15 minutes?
I saw Nihlus, I met Nihlus. He's a cutie patootie, i loved him, i was excited to continue playing and interact with him more
and that cutscene
that mOTHERTRUCKING CUTSCENE
#HOW DARE#I THOUGHT ID BE ABLE TO GO TO HIM#AND YKNOW SAVE HIM#NO#HES JUST DEAD#DEVS DIDNT EVEN LET ME TALK TO HIM AS A DYING LAST BREATH#WHAT THE HECK MAN#like#yes i know you couldnt romance him#first thing i did was google who you can romance in the game#BUT LIKE#WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL MY BOY NIHLUS#mass effect#mass effect series#Mass Effect Legendary edition#nihlus kryik
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Wait, fuck, hold on-
THEY CAN'T FUCKING BRING OUT AN ANTI-HERO ARTEMIS WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STUDYING FOR FINALS!!
WHAT THE FUCK, DC?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS?!?
oh i am so excited holy shit. am i the only one getting slade vibes from her?? because im getting massive slade/rose wilson vibes from the single eye cover and im wondering if artemis is a plant, someone unconnected from slade who wouldn't be considered a threat, to go undercover and get close to the titans. this is also like, high-key a chance to make jade and artemis sisters and/or half-sisters in canon which would be neat. i know comics fans aren't huge on changes to the canon based on outside things but making them half sisters doesn't really change jades backstory, nor artemis'.
#i am beating back spitfire fans with a broom#you don't understand what you are asking for. this man canonically has children and is married to someone else#so you are only asking for heartbreak#also Artemis canonically has a kid with someone else#so. again. stop it. if it happens it will be SAD#which#... i mean honestly id be cool with it if it was like... a mutual breakup where they remain friends after#but i kinda want Artemis and Wally to get character development without romance involved so like#im team 'lets not do that pls'#oh holy fuck dc wait don't try to pair up roy and artemis. waid i love you i trust you pls no#this is the pain of being a fan of a female comics character lmao. immediately worried about a shoehorned romance#and don't get me wrong. i fucking LOVE YJs spitfire but this isn't that and it would be so different#and itd be real hard not to be different in a bad way#so#yeah#thats my thoughts#OH GOD FUCK IS ARTEMIS SUPPOSED TO BE FRAN?????? WALLY'S SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLAIN TEAMMATE GF THAT HE LEAVES THE TEAM FOR???#TO GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER??????#Like. I know that Artemis took Frans place in YJ but is Artemis doing it AGAIN in CANON?? Waid no i LIKE Fran.#Shes magneto but cooler and she just wants to be normal and she was childhood bffs with Wally and she also murdered her family and grew up#with a cult mom. Fran is so central city coded. shes such a girl next door with skeletons in her closet#aughhh#dc#dc comics#kid flash#wally west#artemis crock#tigress#roy harper#speedy
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Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements
#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice#dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth#but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up#this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo#though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭#but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]'#so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭#but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious#bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this'#but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top#but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....'#not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹#also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic#cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha#oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here#but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup'#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2023 dutch gp#2005 chinese gp#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#formula one
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SCHMIDTY textposts (5/?)
#i do not have a problem why are you looking at me likethat#schmidtyyyyyyyyyy#i didnt number these textposts originally bc i thought id make like. two or three. well as u see.#i know hes not 45 here but he is now so let me have this#ernst schmidt#the cloverfield paradox#sixdemon textpost#sixdemon schmidty collection#daniel brühl
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Deltarune.com/egg/ talks about noelle getting a white egg in cat petterz 2, the egg wont hatch and she couldn't throw it away no matter how many times she tried, all it did was make a weird sound when interacted with. This is an exact description of the white egg we get from the man behind the tree. After she took care of it like a regular pet in the game it suddenly disappeared with the message "pet left home due to happiness" when it usually says it left due to sadness if neglected. It was loved and happy, then disappeared. The egg had a name but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't remember what it was. The egg had a name but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't remember what it was. The egg had a name but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't remember what it was.
#flashing#cw flashing#i am not okay :3#deltarune#gaster#i have so many thoughts about all the things that were said and shown in the spamton sweepstakes secret pages#does anybody wanna scream at eachother about this let me know id love to yell words at you over the internet i am not joking#the message the egg actually showed when it left was '(pet's name) left home due to happiness'#so if you fill in the gap with another name no one can remember
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And if I say Cas and Gabe already have feeings for each other? And that Cas fell first (not that they know) and Gabe fell harder (kinda knows but it has them crying throwing up pulling out their hair sobbing)?
#cas just knows that ever since they saw gabe they wanted to annoy the shit out of them and push their every button#and strip away their golden persona and expose their ugly side that they keep hidden#(and be slammed to a wall by them and railed)#(who said that)#on the other hand gabe has hated cas and want them dead ever since they saw them and then during id they find out that#cas is capable of good and love and protects mc and also shows a different side of being a vampire#and helps them realise that being a vampire is more complex than they thought#and with them gabe is able to let go and be mean and petty and angry#they don’t have to be perfect#or overcompensate in order to feel human (and not a monster)#and cas is exciting and fun and makes gabe more comfortable to get loose and break the rules#and now gabe is holding their head in their hands and banging their fists against the walls and ugly sobbing#because what the FUCK do you mean that they’re attracted CAS HARLOW (derogatory)(more affectionate than they’re comfortable with)#‘fell harder’ meaning that it’s hitting HARD for gabe#gabe/cas#cas/gabe#immortal desires#gabe x cas#cas x gabe#cas harlow#gabe adalhard
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He then proceeded to, among *many* other things, punch him in the face, literally bite his hand, and spit blood on his clothes
#re zero#re:zero#natsuki subaru#subaru natsuki#vincent vollachia#abel re zero#I cannot get over their dynamic. It is SO interesting!!!! The way they both claim to hate each other so so much but also#helping each other and abel's absolute trust of him in other senses. The fact they can literally hold each other at knifepoint#And scream at each other and let their emotions out the way they dont with anyone else#But will protect each other from any outside harm#If you thought julius and subaru had a complex relationship this is like that squared#Subaru's relationships keep getting more and more aggressive dont they#Emilia: oh youre so sweet youre the love of my life!!! Ill do anything for you!!!!#Reinhardt: Friend!!!! Buddy!!!! Handsomest coolest knight!!!#Rem: we're a little more than a bit codependent but thats only due to the circumstances :)) we're both in pain but we support each other :)#Julius: I wont get over you beating me up and being too handsome therefore i will be tsundere >:(#Otto: You'll punch me in the face and I'll laugh at your feelings#we'll torment each other a lot but hey we're buddies.#And then abel and subaru are just. Completely concerning as a duo but somehow id hesitate to call it toxic#I dont know what they are. Except maybe gay idiots#You cant tell me abel's not gay#Can you tell the Chisha Gold chapter and the shut the hell up/vincent & subaru chapters stuck with me a lot#Btw im caught up with re zero's web novel!!!! (Besides the last 3 chapters)
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First update in months so go check it out hehe
Hobie Brown x Fem!Reader - better known as the streetkid!fic
I keep forgetting to update so everyone on here who also reads my work on there I am sorry 😭
#thought id let y'all know#v v sorry#its been months#atsv#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#atsv hobie#across the spider verse#spider punk#hobie x reader#hobie x you#hobie brown x reader
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The Ides of March (Taylor’s Version)
#the ides of March#Brutus ghostwrote this#Brutus#julius Caesar#let’s stab Caesar#Taylor Swift#the eras tour#Taylor Tomlinson#don’t know why my brain thought of this#Alexa play look what you made me do#unreality#the actual quote is snakes look what you made me do#Taylor’s version#ides of March#Disney plus#this ran away from me a little
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Arrax here; I want Vox's full out demon form to be some horrifying eldritch being, like...I dunno maybe Vox's form is Vox's electricity--omly his, his Cyan electricity that the city uses.
Like, Vox gets shot with an angelic bullet and he falls. Everyone thinks he's dead, and yest Vox's employees are still fighting. The Vox's screen lights up, as does every single screen in the surrounding area, and you hear this draconic, viscous snarl and using all 8 screens that are around him, fully demonic Vox breaks out, and he terrifies everyone.
oh, thats a very interesting concept!!. my favourite ever FULL full demon form of vox comes from RHTVS, where he has (technically...) two full demon forms, one as a giant white electricity beast and another being like this giant kaiju mecha
i have seen gorgeous depictions of voxs demon form such as a giant mecha-shark hybrid, but i like imagining him close to the devils from csm. (actually, this kind of correlates with your hc too)
something like a cross between the gun devil and the falling devil, where he's still somewhere "close" to an approximation of a human body (bc for some reason, vox just strikes me as the type of person to cling onto what human parts of himself he still has. might just be me tho), but built up of a mixture of mechanical wires, electricity, and the souls under his contracts. id imagine like the gun devil, many many many fucking television screens would be incorporated onto his body.
also, in the situation youve posed, i cant help but imagine a scenario where vox never told anyone about this form before, and everyone (even the vees!) truly thought he might be dead for a moment, the power around hells pride ring slowly flickering and crashing as his opponents revel in having taken down one of prides top overlords- before they start screaming. limbs start to burn from an overwhelming amount of static electricity in the air, a smell of ozone and burnt bits wafting through the streets of the entertainment district as vox reaches forward with arms constructed of pure electricity and strings of wiring, pulling forward until he stands up, form flickering with static and power. every broadcast flicks on, and the unfortunate sinners too weak to resist the pulls of their screen are pulled in toward him until he consumes them too, fueling him with only more ammunition for the fires.
#ran rambles#i went on a tangent on the end but. shrugs#you get the idea#i love my wife i only want to see him commit mass murder#plus fujimoto may be insane but his designs go SO hard#whenever i think of vels demon form i think of the doll devil#i never really thought about vals demon form bc i frankly dont think he uses it much since its 'ugly'#he might just pull a makima and let his contracts kill and die for him. shrugs#i do know id want to do something w the smoke for him tho thats fun#i want to see a fuller demon form for al where he really embodies that 1920s radio host aesthetic#well. hes technically 1930s but u get it#hazbin hotel#general asks#hazbin vox
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