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redwrencreative · 10 months
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Second up for the Stardew DnD series is everyone’s favorite amethyst-crunching bachelorette, Abigail!
We imagined she’d make an excellent Barbarian since she’s been honing her combat in the mines (we also find her quite punk-rock, love some drummer vibes).
Stay tuned for more!
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healingordestroying · 5 months
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Abigail, the 4-year-old hostage who was freed from Hamas terrorists after 51 days in their brutal captivity, is now reunited with her aunt and grandmother.
Why not her parents? Well, they were both slaughtered before her eyes during the October 7th massacre by the same savages who held her hostage.
Her coming home is a joyous moment for us all, but make no mistake, Abigail was orphaned by bloodthirsty, antisemitic Hamas barbarians; her neighbors were slaughtered, burned alive, shot and kidnapped. We will keep fighting these terrorists and make sure that no more 4-year-olds are ever orphaned or held captive by them.
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frillyheathen · 12 days
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Stardew Valley Bachelor & Bachelorette D&D Classes
Harvey- Cleric or Wizard
Sebastian- Wizard
Sam- Bard
Shane- Ranger
Alex- Fighter
Elliott- Bard or Paladin
Maru- Artificer
Abigail- Warlock or Sorcerer
Penny- Rogue or Druid
Emily- Monk
Haley- Barbarian
Leah- Druid
Reasoning:
Harvey is being typecast as the healer class because he's a doctor, sorry. But also he gives big wizard vibes because that man has studied. Why not a paladin? Because paladins are beefy and I think Harvey would actually die if someone punched him.
Sebastian is a wizard because he codes and that is a strong wizard activity right there. Also I imagine in a fight he would prefer to sit in the back and cast spells rather than be up in the action.
Sam plays the guitar and has that shonen protagonist charm, so he's a bard.
Shane loves his chickens and so you know he has to be the class with the animal companions.
Alex could be typecast as the barbarian because he's buff and likes American football (my bad I mean gridball), but I feel he's far too cool-headed to be the barbarian. So into the fighter class he goes.
Elliott has strong bard aesthetics due to his whole...everything, but I can also see him being the character that gives a motivational speech about strength and virtue before a fight and that is strong paladin vibes. And in the words of my brother, "He has a paladin chin."
Maru loves building robots so you know she's gotta be the artificer.
Abigail seems like the most likely to make a deal with an entity for power, so that's why I can see her being a warlock. But also the Wizard is almost certainly her father, so she may have some magic in her bloodstream.
Penny...hear me out. Penny is a bit of a wallflower, so I can see her inadvertently filling the role of the rogue and sneaking around. But also she really loves nature and I can see her pursuing the art of becoming a druid.
Emily is the only character in Stardew Valley with the zen, inner focus, and serial killer eyes to channel magical energy through her body and use it to punch someone really really hard.
Haley is probably the character that uses her angry portrait the most often, so you know she's gotta be the barbarian. I can see her as one of those girls who got into a lot of fights in high school and she would fight dirty--we're talking hair pulling and scratching.
Leah lives close the woods and she loves all the little forage items, so she is the strongest candidate for a druid.
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yourplayersaidwhat · 1 year
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The Saga of the Pancake Plot
Session 1
DM: So you meet Abigail, and she makes you the best pancakes you’ve ever had. 
Paladin: I eat thirty. 
DM: You have so many pancakes it makes you almost loopy with how much protein powder is in them. 
Paladin: I’M SMELLING COLORS!
Barbarian: AHHHHH THE SUN IS GONE! (Unrelated, drunk one of the artificer’s blinding potions because of course.)
DM: Um ok. 
Session 2: 
DM: Before you go into the fighting pits. Abigail makes you more pancakes. 
Paladin: I eat literally all of them. *Paladin and Barbarian get into a contested strength contest. Paladin wins* 
Paladin: I’M SO FUCKING HIGH LETS KILL SOME SHIT!
DM: You also feel about +3 stronger. 
Paladin: Fuck yah!
Artificer: I steal any bits of remaining pancakes… for science. 
DM: Cool. 
Session 3: 
Artificer: I science the pancakes. What the fuck is in them. 
DM: Well. The normal pancake stuff like flour and eggs. Some extra sugar. An unhealthy amount of protein powder. Oh and illegal steroids. 
Artificer: Excellent. I refine the steroids. 
DM: you do what now?
Artificer: I refine the Steroids. *passes int check* 
DM: Fuck it you got six vials of pure steroids. 
Artificer: Excellent. Now what the fuck am I going to do with this. 
Needless to say, with this pancake saga we’ve been keeping our DM on his toes. 
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sweetfrani · 3 days
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Tbh I think that Sebastian's favorite DnD class is warlock....He loves to play as a Warlock
And my Farmer Franco Loves to play as a Druid but he always plays as Cleric so the party can survive (Because Sam, The fighter/Barbarian, takes the worst Decisions every Session and the party ends up fighting every monster)
Abigail Probably Plays as a Rogue...Or maybe a Paladin? I dont really sure, but I see her playing as Rogue because she thinks they're cool
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spyridonya · 11 months
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Kadira (Favorite)
Catlin(Newest)
Eidon (Aloof)
Abgail (Oldest)
Illyanna (Outgoing)
Zofar (Meanest)
Mavelith (Softest)
Luca (Dumbest)
Xanna (Smartest)
I was tagged by @dujour13
Favorite -Kadira WotR
I think you all know Kadira, she's my current favorite and so much of it is due to entering a fandom again after being sort of isolated due to lack of interest?
Newest - Catlin 5e (but using Pathfinder deities)
One of two twins, Catlin had the miserable luck of being born a girl and suffered through a lot of misogynistic bullshit in her life. She became a ranger (Gloomstalker) and lived in isolation when she was 17, though when her brother was injured and turned a new leaf, she went out to see if she could help him. There's a lot of unspoken angst and anger between them, with Catlin feeling her brother is the golden child.
Oldest - Abigail 3.5/5E
I've had this one since I was 15. Abigail is a half elf bard coming from a place where half elves are not liked, who would have known? Her father woke up one day to find that his former human paramour dropped a bundle of joy off at his doorstep, and he couldn't deny he was the father due to sharing the exact coloring. Abigail became a bard to seek her own fortune. Currently I use her on a 1-on-1 game with a friend of mine. She's currently dating half orc woman who kinda knocked Abigail off her feat.
Meanest - Zofar 3.5/5e/WotR??
Zofar is a Planescape based aasimar that's gone through a few changes since their creation. They originally started as a fighter and fairly masc woman in 3.5e but when I made Zofar again as a LN paladin for 5e, I realized they were genderfluid (they/their). Zofar lost their family at a young age in Sigil to demons, and has become near obsessed with their defeat. They often recruit squires to help them with their duties but fairly recently they've gained the attention of Mephistopheles who is trying to seduce them ... and he's being pretty successful at it, noting that the Blood War is meant to end demons. I might consider throwing Zofar on the Devil Path and be super indulgent. Anyway, Zofar is mean, distant, and brutal to demons and mostly grumpy and standoffish to non-demons. It used to be all fiends but a certain Lord of the Eight is buttering them up from that.
Softest - Mavelith 5e
A Goliath Barbarian (and rogue) standing at 8'2/249cm with easily 400lbs of muscle on her frame, Mavelith 'Twice Living' Kalagiano is the tallest, strongest, and among fastest among my OCs. She is also the Team Mom and is the most gentle, kind, and noble person on the team - as judged by the other players in the game she's in. Born in a backwater tribe of Goliaths and an excellent hunter, Mave was shunned after her stillbirth and postpartum depression when she was 18 by her tribe. She was taken in by halflings and when she recovered, she worked for them and learned some of the of the trade before heading off to adventure. I really adore her character arc from a shy, uncertain woman who becomes a hero and makes peace with her past. As of now, she's off to smack the shit out of a local lich and is engaged to orc chieftian.
Most Aloof  - Eidon Kingmaker
Eidon is a Slayer/Eldritch Knight who is my grumpy tiefling Baron who refuses to really interact with people because he's never quite gotten over the death of his sister and the survival guilt that came with it. With a Cha of 8, Eidon is attractive but his stoic personality and distant nature drop kicks that in the face. He eventually becomes more open as the game progresses, with major events happening in the middle of the game that makes him realize if he doesn't start to care about others, it would be like losing his sister again - but even worse. He won't be the only one handling the anguish and pain this time. He also opens himself up to caring and loving others, and understanding that love isn't always returned, and being open minded to people he'd never give a first chance to.
Dumbest - Luca 5e/Golarian Setting
This guy is interesting! He’s not a PC and he’s not an NPC I used for my games, but I made him associated with my other character, Illy, to make her life seer misery. Luca is an aasimar paladin of Sarenrae (the Redemption subclass in 5e) who is tall, golden, beautiful, and sweet. He embraces forgiveness and love, and likely forgives far more than Sarenrae is happy with. Illy fell head over heels in love for him when she was 15, and he taught some of her art classes in seminary school, having no idea that Luca was in a two year relationship with her parents. He had no clue she liked him as such, and she had no idea he was secretly seeing her parents. She took psychic damage upon finding out. My DM loved Luca so much, they tossed Luca at my RPG group and they all fell in love with him. (Though, the DM is trying to make Luca more straight than I'd like...) Anyway, Luca is dumb as a doorpost. Like. Super dumb. Int was his dump stat and I asked the DM to play it even lower, so he really should be a 7. But he's absolutely pumped up Cha and Str, though he leans more as a magic user than smiter.
Outgoing - Illyanna 5e/Golarian Setting
So. She is the original red Shelynite tiefling. And unlike every other tiefling I have, her upbringing was great is not traditional! Illyanna is the born out of wedlock daughter between a tiefling Paladin of Shelyn who was courting a half elf priestess of Callrista. Illy's father adopted Illy and few ever questioned the parentage. Though they never wedded and lived separately, her parents remained together and maintained an open relationship. However, they were fiercely devoted in raising Illyanna and making sure she had everything she needed and could work on earning whatever she wanted. Illyanna wanted to follow in her father's footsteps, not surprising many due to he being the closer parent. However, when Illy turned 18, her home city Korvosa was taken over by Cheliax. Illy entered a rebellion group and had many misadventures (there were occasional WotR cameos). She is a very bright, warm hearted young woman who drops everything - including seemingly common sense - to charge off and stab at evil. Illy, of course, is aware that saving the innocent (and not so innocent) from death is her job and she's well prepared to handle it. Illy is forgiving and fearless with her sweet, winning nature. Though don't ask her to be purposely sexy, she'll fall over her heels.
Smartest - Xanna 5e/Faerun
My second oldest OC on here, and first tiefling! I stopped playing DnD while in college and when I moved out of state, I found friends via joining a DnD group online. Xanna was my first wizard and first attempt at playing 5e. I half expected I'd treat her like I did with 95% of my PCs prior. she'd have a name and class and she be killed or I'd get bored and make a new PC. She didn't die. . Xanna's story became  this, she originally came from Sigil raised by her parents before her contract with her ancestor forced her to work in what was essentially the Office as run by Asmodeus. She eventually escaped Sigil and ended up in Faerun where she a powerful wizard and made another found family. They, too are also about to go kick a lich's ass.
OC You'd Be Best Friends With
Illyanna, no contest!
I realize many people might have been tagged, but I don't want anyone to feel left out -- and do not feel pressured to do this! I just wanted you to know I was thinking of you!
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mandiminimojo · 7 months
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Repostober 9, Elinore and Abigail from my first DnD campaign. A barbarian who’s only goal was to impress her in-laws… a simple character was nice to play, haha
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randombookposts · 2 years
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The Locked Tomb DND AU
So basically here's what I think would be the classes/races of TLT characters in a DND setting
Judith: Half-elf cleric (War Domain)
Marta: Human paladin (Oath of the Crown)
Coronabeth: High elf bard (College of Swords)
Ianthe: High elf warlock (The Undying)
Naberius: Human fighter (Cavalier, tee hee)
Isaac: Human cleric (idk what domain tbh, maybe War Domain like Judith)
Jeannemary: Halfing fighter (Eldritch Knight)
Abigail: Human wizard (School of Necromancy) Magnus: Half-orc fighter (Battle-Master)
Palamedes: Half-elf wizard (School of Necromancy)
Camilla: Earth genasi monk (Way of the Long Death)
Dulcinea: Firbolg druid (Circle of the Sun) Cytherea: Goddess (formerly firbolg) druid (Circle of the Moon)
Protesilaus: Goliath paladin (Oath of Devotion)
Silas: Aasimar cleric (Order Domain)
Colum: Aasimar fighter (Champion)
Harrowhark: Half-drow cleric (Death Domain)
Gideon: Demigod (thinks she's an aasimar) barbarian (Path of the Zealot) later multiclasses to fighter
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kpagrandtour · 8 months
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The Greatest Minds Are From the Past
Today was another busy day in Athens. By the time I woke up the town was already bustling with people. In Athens it never seems that people ever really stop going. They are all awake and busy by the time I awake and are still working hard by the time I go to bed. 
The main pentacle of today's adventure was the Acropolis. If you ever hear an Athenian speak about the Acropolis they will most certainly tell you all about its amazing structure and its power that it once held. Our tour guide Lily described some of these great feats of mathematics and engineering to us on the way to the Acropolis. Although the Acropolis may seem as an old ancient ruin it once stood as a place of high honors in one of the most powerful city states in Greece. It was constructed in a way that columns were made to start out a little wider and shrink in at the top just slightly which went against the social norm in Ancient Greece. The columns on the edge of the massive building were made a little wider in order to support more weight. To us these people seem like barbarians until we start to see the minute details of intelligence throughout their culture. These people were able to figure out how to build this glorious temple and build it in such a way that it is still standing thousands of years later. It’s even more impressive to think whenever you realize that the architects of this building didn’t have any blue prints because paper was so expensive. 
If one were to look over the walls of the Acropolis you would see the mighty city of Athens in all its glory. One of the main iconic sites that you can see from the Acropolis is Mars Hill. We had the honor being able to walk up Mars hill (despite how slippery it was) and read Acts 17. Paul once stood on the hill and rebukes the Athenians for believing in such gods when there is only one true God. I have heard this story before but it never really clicked until Dr. DePoe read the passage from where Paul stood and you can see the temple of the Athenians in the background. The Athenians cherished their gods so much that they spent years trying to build them these temples and yet the God we serve is the still the Almighty. As a Christian getting to be on Mars Hill was a extraordinary experience because thousands upon thousands of people have walked upon that hill but one of them was me and one of them was Paul. 
-- Abigail Evers
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karmasrage · 3 months
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BASICS ↴ Full Name ↣ Karma Calanis Hood Nickname, alias ↣ Just call her Karma, her father use to call her KC Birthday ↣ March 15th [birthdays are more so acknowledged rather than celebrated] Age ↣ 160 [Going from young adult to mature. In human sense, late 20s] Class ↣ Barbarian Background ↣ Folk Hero Language ↣ Common and Elvish Parents ↣ Robin (deceased) and Marian (deceased) Sibling(s) ↣ None
APPEARANCE / FEATURES   ↴ Faceclaim(s) ↣ Abigail Cowen Hair Color ↣ Ginger hair with natural blonde streaks Height ↣ 5'8 Eyes ↣ One green, one blue (after she tries to get the tadpole out via Volo) Skin tone ↣ Pale Scars ↣ She has a scar across her face Body Type ↣ Fit slim Tattoos ↣ Sword tattoo on her throat Attire ↣ Her core colors are red and gold. Typically always in armor/her adventurer clothes Glasses ↣ No
PERSONALITY / INSIDE THEIR HEAD ↴ Virtues ↣ Heroic, strong, responsible, loyal, witty Vices ↣ Impulsive, short fuse, jumps to conclusions, low intelligence, can be naive Habits ↣ None Nervous tics ↣ None Hobbies ↣  Adventuring, axe throwing etc. Approachability ↣ She is a barbarian so by nature, she can come off very intimidating Likes ↣ Fighting, red, gold, animals, kids, nature, drinking (barbarian things) Dislikes ↣ Being disrespected, Certain forms of magic Zodiac ↣ Aries Drink? Smoke? Drugs? ↣ Yes! Not really. Not really.
OTHER DUMB FACTS ↴ Theme song ↣ Howl by Florence + the Machine In game romance ↣ Gale Hogwarts house ↣ Gryffindor Faction ↣ Dauntless
NOTES FROM THE MUN ↴
Currently on my second BG3 run through of Karma.
When I have make my BG3 characters, I have grab inspo from other characters. My inspo for her was Robin Hood. Or rather a female version of him. I personally view Robin as a rogue but I added my own lil touch with her being a wood elf and barbarian.
I have her parents being Robin and Marian, obviously a reference to Robin Hood. But the whole barbarian mother 150% came from the Elfo being half ogre storyline LMAO.
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scribbly-bear · 11 months
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Owen, #15
15: "My mom used to do that."
Okay, I tried my best to fit the prompt in, however, Owen doesn't remember his mom (no one does, actually) until later, but that part is so underdeveloped that I can't write anything for it, so I did my best, but it turned out that Owen was not getting hurt then comforted, unfortunately. But anyway.
Owen held his scarf out in front of himself and sighed. A cat had torn it in an attempt to rip his throat, he liked his scarf…but there was more important things to worry about now. He slipped it back on with another sigh.
"Are you alright, your majesty?" Owen asked Sebastian. 
Sebastian didn't answer he stared blankly off towards the Mouse Kingdom, or whatever was left of it. Bruce glanced at Owen. Owen glanced back. Bruce put a hand on Sebastian's shoulder.
"Your majesty." He said quietly.
 Sebastian broke out of his trance and looked at Bruce, pain, regret and guilt showing plainly on his face. 
"I left them…" He said, choking on his words, "I left them to be slaughtered." 
Bruce didn't answer immediately. There wasn't much to say. They had left them, all the mice, to be slaughtered by the barbarian cats. 
"Your majesty," Bruce said quietly, "we will avenge them, and you will sit on the throne again, I promise you." 
"No," Sebastian said, "I'm a coward, I hate myself, I'll never deserve my father's throne, I'm sure he'd be disappointed in me." 
"No. Of course not." Bruce answered. 
"Your majesty," Owen said, "if I'm not mistaken, your father gave his life for the kingdom-"
"And I didn't." Sebastian said, his voice grew increasingly more emotional as he tried to stifle the tears. "My father sacrificed himself for the kingdom, and when it was my turn, I ran away."
"He sacrificed himself for the kingdom, and you." Owen went on, "So that you could live, he wouldn't want you to die a few days after."
Sebastian bit his lip. 
"I think he would be proud," Abigail said, she slowly walked up, "Proud of how you've been ruling, and I'm sure he would understand-"
"I left my mother!" Sebastian screamed, unable to hold them back any further, the tears streamed from his eyes,  "How could I leave my mother?!" 
"There was no other option." Owen said quietly.
"What will Moon do to her? I left her." Sebastian sank to the ground, "What have I done?"
Owen crouched down in front of Sebastian. Sebastian sat with his arms resting on his knees, his face was buried in his arms, his shoulders shook.
"Your majesty," Owen said, "your right, you ran away." Sebastian looked up.
"Your father died, your kingdom has fallen," Abigail stared in horror at Owen as he went on, "your mother, a captive of Moon, chief of the barbarians, and you, free."
Sebastian hung his head.
"I know." He answered quietly.
"But if you didn't?" Owen asked.
"What?"
"What would you be if you hadn't run away?" Owen asked. Sebastian didn't answer.
"Dead." Owen said, "You'd be dead. And what is a kingdom without a king? The kingdom has fallen, but not the king, he lives, you live. You ran away, but you'll come back, we'll all come back. Moon will regret the day he began his war."
Sebastian sighed. He wiped his eyes on the back of his hand.
"Yeah." He said quietly. He smiled, "Thank you." Owen nodded. 
"One more thing." He said.
"What is it?" Sebastian asked.
"Even kings are allowed to cry when tragedy befalls." Owen answered. Sebastian smiled and nodded. 
"I guess so." He answered. Owen stood up. Bruce sat down next to Sebastian as Owen turned and began checking their supplies, they didn't have a lot. Owen sighed and bit his lip. 
"Hey," Owen turned to see Abigail standing behind him, "couldn't help but notice your scarf."
"Thanks." Owen answered with a smirk, "I'm quite fond of it myself." Abigail sighed.
"I meant that it's torn." She said, "What happened?" 
"Eh," Owen said, "Cat tried to get my throat." 
"Yikes."
"Yup." 
"You know," Abigail itched the back of her neck, "I know a thing or two about mending clothes, if you want, I could stitch it up for you." Owen raised his eyebrows.
"Sure." He said.
Owen slipped it off and handed it to Abigail. She sat down on a stump and laid the scarf over her knee. She reached into a small pouch hung on her belt and pulled out a spool of thread and a small bottle, from the bottle she took a needle. Owen leaned against a tree and watched, something tingled in the back of his mind. Abigail threaded the needle and started stitching the tear. 
"My mom used to do that."
Abigail looked up.
"What?" She said, in bewilderment. Was Owen actually going to talk about his past? He was always so secretive. She was a bit surprised when she saw a look of concern on Owen's face.
"What did I just say?" Owen asked quietly, his voice seemed uneven.
"Um, you said your mom used to do this?" Abigail answered.
"I did. How did I know that?" Owen asked, his voice shook, it scared Abigail. What was he doing?
"What do you mean?" 
"She would mend my clothes, when I would tear it, no matter how many times I ran to her with a torn sleeve, she would always stitch it up for me…." Owen's voice trailed off, and it shook.
"Why do you sound concerned?" Abigail asked.
"I never knew my mom." Owen answered, looking up, "So where did all that come from?" Abigail shifted uncomfortably.
"I don't know." She answered uneasily, "Maybe…." But her voice trailed off, maybe what? She wasn't sure what was going on in his head.
"Oh well," Owen said carelessly, braking the tension, "probably just some lady I met." He shrugged and wandered off to Sebastian and Bruce. Abigail went back to stitching Owen's scarf. She glanced at him suspiciously. What was going on in his head?
Thank you for the ask!
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hookenchanted · 11 months
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Maybe get O Malley, Anne, Silver, and Chase to play DND as well? I'm sure it'll be a riot
Oh can you imagine? Once we taught them all the rules and they got the hang of it, I'm sure they would have a wild time! Chase is already half a rogue anyway so I think he would enjoy figuring out all the rules he could break. O'Malley, I'm sure, would enjoy nothing more than to play a Barbarian so she can RAGE. I think Silver would make a great Bard and Anne perhaps a Cleric or Sorcerer? Oh, it could be so much fun to throw all sorts of tabletop fun at them!
~Abigail
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dufrau · 1 year
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I submit the following questions for the consideration of the Nancy Wheeler Book Club:
please tell me more about gunslinger Clancy Zheeler
if Nancy got super into D&D (and she had to play as something other than a gunslinger), what do you think her fave race/class/character build might be?
5 songs that strike you as Very Nancy? (take that in whatever way floats your boat!)
That's all I got for now, because my brain is still mush. Feel free to skip over any or all of these questions if they don't tickle your fancy at the moment.
I feel like I would play Clancy Zheeler as a very heightened, cartoony version of Nancy, sort of like the one in my halloween one shot, very trigger happy but also very idealistic, utterly chaotic but also pretty certain she is the only reasonable person in the room.
I love the idea of her playing like a full orc barbarian or something just Big, and I think she would like it too but would fall into Travis Willingham syndrome where she would get frustrated after a while by having only one real move. She'd probably try Paladin out for a while too, and like it. But I think in the end she's a squishy wizard with a lot of utility spells and a fireball for when all else fails (or, lets face it, before all else has a chance to fail)
5 Nancy Songs.
I think Nancy listens to very different music than I do, so these picks are not necessarily songs that she would like but songs that remind me of her?
Diamond Girl - Abigail Lapell. Big Nancy's Feminist Awakening and Rejection of Comphet vibes. Almost a rejection of romance entirely but that's just because she hasn't figured the rest out yet.
Seven Shells - Fred Eaglesmith. Guns! Stupid heroics! Stalwart loyalty and protection! Gunslinger Clancy Zheeler!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. This one just feels like a song Nancy would like and also a song that fits her. I dunno. It feels right, I think its pretty obvious.
Love Minus Zero/No Limit - Bob Dylan. Or the Joan Baez cover. This is just a love letter and I am always writing love letters to Nancy Wheeler. Actually I am writing something that I will probably use this title for because it's sort of just a Robin meditation on Nancy Wheeler, sort of a love letter actually.
Anti Hero - Taylor Swift. Nancy's self loathing! This is a Nancy song! And a bop! I won't hear any arguments!
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yourplayersaidwhat · 1 year
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Pancake Saga part 3
(Part 1, Part 2)
Artificer *Whose is done with this pancake debacle*: So I have gathered you all here today–
Paladin: Fuck you, it’s breakfast and we’re having Abigails pancakes, thats what gathered us here. 
Artificer; Yes, but I have spiked each set of pancakes with some random potion I have created. 
Barbarian: WHAT THE FUCK! 
DM (Abigail): *GASP!* My pancakes! Why!
Artificer: Oh so illegal steroids are ok, but a potentially lethal potion is a no go. Anyway too bad. I’ve done this already. 
Sorcerer: Do you know which pancakes are spiked with what?
Artificer: Pffff I barely even know what I made. 
Sorcerer: Well this’ll be a problem. 
Paladin got a “caffeine” potion which meant she couldn’t sleep for the next 4 days. Abigail got ‘stone skin’ for 4 hours. The artificer was turned to stone for 2 hours. The Sorcerer grew a beard down to his knees, while the barbarian was stuck hearing everyone’s thought for 3 hours. 
DM had a lot of fun, while everyone else was losing their minds. Also, Artificer is banned from the kitchen. 
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czolgusszy · 3 months
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well there's maria and judith. and the triplets, ianthe, coronabeth, and barbarian. and there's the teens with the piercings, jeannemary and isaac. and there's abigail and magnus, colonizers and aunt/uncles!! and there's palamedes my best friend Palamedes. and THEE Camilla!!! and there's 💛dulcie💛 and protesilaus. and there's gideon and harrow. and there's also the eight house of course. octagon and .... his cousin........ ?
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prodweek · 9 months
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