#Where are the crabs? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dewitty1 · 9 months

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I'm not seeing as many crab posts as I thought I'd be seeing today...

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desolationlesbian · 1 year

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I am never inclined to make fun of tumblr's cheesy attempts to make money and generally support them even if you consider them cringe. Websites need money to operate and tumblr needs to find a way to make money consistently or it will cease to exist. I do not want tumblr to cease to exist, and the most common alternative method of making money is to collect and sell all of our personal data, which I do not want either. Websites that can support themselves via people willing to spend $25 bucks to commit to a bit is a sign of a brighter and more sustainable version of the internet.

#people are so weirdly averse to the idea of tumblr making money lol #like...websites need money to pay for things. your blog costs money to host and operate #the version of the world u want--where everything is perfectly free always but also never takes your data or asks anything of you #does not and cannot exist unless it's run on donations or something #and if tumblr tried to ask for donations you would eat them alive #so let them sell crabs and blue checks. this is the better universe. i promise

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inprogress-predicament · 1 year

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Anyone else just scrolling through looking for the crabs?

#double blue checkmark #Where are the crabs?#I blame Elon

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crabsnpersimmons · 4 months

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a little wip for a little thing i'm working on!

#fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #traditional art #when you pat your robot coworker on the head and then he makes it WeirdTM #it's all fun and games until you realized you're touch starved #this idea has me by the throat #it has been occupying all my attention since i got my exam marks back #(i passed by the way! hooray! my reward is more courses!)#cuz i want to get it done before i start my second course #or i will not know peace #so hoping to get it done some time this week #also! a little extra sneak peak for those of you who read my tags #(love you all by the way!)#(my tags are where i tell all my best and worst jokes)#this will be angst #>:)#crab art

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mikayesha · 9 months

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first post? franmaya

#this is me im the real artist #franmaya #ace attorney #ace attorney art #ace attorney fanart #franziska von karma #maya fey #aa #pwaa #art #fanart #WHERE DID YALL CAME FROM OHMYGOD😭😭 THANK YOU #im so glad sm1 noticed maya crab walk JSJSJS

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moonybadger · 9 months

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I love how this show made the sweetest version of Superman we've seen in years and are now putting him through The Horrors

#my adventures with superman #superman #clark kent #at least he has a girlfriend :(#I was really tempted to leave it the way it is in the original tweet where it's 'crab' but I chickened out lol #bored badgering

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talkingperfectly-loud · 9 months

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but DONT take conch shells or large snail shells from the ocean!!!!! If you are snorkeling, wading, scuba diving, whatever, LEAVE THE SHELLS! You may think it’s empty. It’s most likely not.

One time I, a marine biologist, found a beautiful conch shell while snorkeling. I had 2 of my professors check that it was empty (2!!!) and guess what? I still woke up the next day to a dead, stinking hermit crab that had tried to claw its way out of my drawstring bag overnight. Hermit crabs are excellent hiders. This animal died needlessly, and what for?? A pretty shell to put on my shelf?

TLDR; DONT take “empty” conch shells from the ocean. They’re not empty.

#ocean #marine life #marine biology #hermit crab #seashell #I did NOT keep the shell btw #I returned both the crab and the shell to the ocean where they belonged #it weighs on my soul to this day

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beryllheliodora · 9 months

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@spotofmummery @dandelionmeadow @dafthappiness

#crab day #crab day 2023 #it's 1 am where i live let the chaos commence #gpose #memes #ffxiv

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muffinlance · 9 months

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I am late to the crabs, but here is a review

Dislikes:

The part where I try to pet them and they go ":(" and turn into money bags? The unwanted touch of capitalism destroys crab friends?

Why are they saying "hand"? Why this body part? Why ONLY this body part? Is this what they will eat first of me should I slumber in the Tumblr deep?

Likes:

The part where trying to pet them clicks So Many Things I Did Not Want To Click

The part where I elevated the site to new heights of unusability because crabs are kamikazeing into my mouse at every click

The part where I rendered the Summon Crabs button unusable because See Above

The part in all this where I kept starting to type "because there are Too Many Crabs" but realized that "Too Many Crabs" is not actually a state that exists

Important update: THEY WORK ON MOBILE TOO?

RIP my Tumblr app for the next 24 hours I'm going to make some FRIENDS <3

#the part where someone paid money for me to voluntary make this site unusable (/positive product feature)#the part where I made and lost my crab friends <3 #literally lost #under other crabs #feature suggestion: turn friends into shiny crabs so I can see which still need aggressive friending #time for crab #crab day

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turtledotjpeg · 2 years

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I don't know anything about the hunter x hunter mobage aside from the art I see people post on tumblr, but it seems like Melody isn't in any of the cute seasonal outfit card sets and it makes me sad

So I scribbled some of my own beach Melodys o/ I think she deserves a beach day

#hunter x hunter #hxh #senritsu #melody hxh #i love herrr i hope she gets off the boat alive somehow #where is my melody fanservice mobage art you cowards #...i say that and yet i'm probably the real coward here for not drawing her in a swimsuit #my only excuse is that there's no canon reference for her curse skin and i was too lazy to make something up #these were supposed to be 'quick doodles' but alas #spent 2 weeks on em and got this bizarre combination of totally halfassed in some parts and completely overworked in others #the second one in particular ended up pretty deepfried-looking at one point lol hopefully it's slightly less crunchy now #(i didn't realize until after i started this that there's actually a hermit crab beach card with paku)#(didn't mean to rip it off lol but it's too late melody gets hermit crab friends too)#...sorry for that absolute wall of tags haha #apparently it's a putting-all-my-idle-thoughts-on-the-internet day

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deikyrio · 7 months

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Girl dinner

#crabulon #calamity mod #furry #furry art #furry bara #anthro #glowing mushrooms #it's actually so late rn #I should be sleeping smh #I have no idea where the sauna came from #I'm glad it did tho #I was gonna add a lil' leaf on his attire #but I had already posted it on twt by the time I realized #manifesting what could've been #the little details #he's perfect bf material cuz he is hot AND funny #do you guys think he smells like crab or mushrooms #shower thoughts #terraria mod

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layaart · 2 months

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i drew a crab

#crab #nature art #art #illustration #was at the beach (off the concrete wall) and it was climbing up to the road. where are you going. crabs dont live here usually #things you do when you don't have anything to take a photo of a creature with #he ourple

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lastseance · 2 months

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FTMs, we can take up space, do you know that? We can speak out when things make us uncomfortable and when people are talking over us. We aren't overstepping our bounds, we are allowed to have complaints about our medical treatments, our doctors, our families/friends, other people in the community. We're allowed to have our needs met. We don't need to suffer stoicly in silence.

#there needs to be a wake up call among trans men online #where has our community gone...#stop attacking each other like crabs in boiling water! let's help each other!#ftm #trans #transgender #trans men #transmasc #thats the socialization im talking about!

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crabsnpersimmons · 2 months

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Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many as you like).

Tagged by @thatmooncake ! Thank you!

Here's my last line:

No sooner had you plugged in the USB did Clip start rotating his faceplate like a loading wheel.

And here's my last little doodle, since it's also Clip:

Been exploring Clip a lot recently! He's just a silly little guy.

18 words so 18 friends! No pressure of course, this is just for fun:

@starriegalaxy @vacantfields @lunarmoves @spadillelicious @restinsodaroni @mulatto-macchiato @cacaocheri @ren-054 @craykaycee @betweenblackberrybranches @thecourtjester12 @crystalmagpie447 @paggylyn @sinnabee @wenchfry @haruka-636 @ramblingsofacotlfangirl @ohno-the-sun

+ and anyone else who wants to share!

#tag game #last line challenge #New Do Same You AU #drawing and writing Clip is both so fun and so challenging #he's a fun guy #but it's all the details behind the fun that make it a challenge #how do i write him to be silly but not one-dimensional #(well i suppose it would be lore accurate for him to be one-dimensional)#where do i draw all his hands?#i never know where to put my OWN hands and i have to figure out where to put 4??#crab art #crab writes

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technicallyaminecraftsimp · 8 days

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GOD I love starkid so much they saw that idea of ‘hey musicals are kind of a strange scenario if you think about it. If people just broke out in song I’d be pretty weirder out’ and they fucking ran with that and now it’s evolved into an entire universe where the whole point is that the characters are fucked up and their world is fucked up and they all need to be traumatized in a different way every time we see them. and that’s exactly why I love starkid and their hatchetfield stories

#sorry guys I just watched working boys #loved it. want more of it #fr if that’s their experimental tv show style for hatchetfield I think it did great and love it #but yeah #starkid: this is mr Normal Guy he’s a normal guy (except for that one time) and the Entities are doing everything #in their power to keep this guy bitchless and traumatized #and also he definitely dies in like most alternate universes #the only alternative universe that couldn’t happen in hatchetfield is one where they go to work and then go home #and nothing interesting happens #this is why I love these guys #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #The Crab Speaks

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51-queer-frogs · 26 days

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