#Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?: Heather Chandler
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Rolled 4: Monster: Skeleton
"Oh, really? Now we have skeletons? I didn't even want to come into this maze. Why is this happening to me?" Heather whined. "I am a good person. Well, good enough."
#well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?: heather chandler#hwevent16#event16: it's aMAZEing how wicked this town is
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❣️💀Heather Chandler 💀❣️
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
#heathers#heather chandler#heathers the musical#butterflysclaws:art#artists on tumblr#art#fanart#illustration#sketch#sketchbook
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"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like mother Teresa to you?"
Red character is Heather Chandler from Heathers!
#heathers#heathers the musical#heather chandler#musical#fanart#color wheel challenge#color wheel#red
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what about daya as heather chandler and jasmine as heather duke cause duke and chandler were always fighting lol
i mean i prefer jasmine as heather mcnamara bc cheerleader vibes and overall her being the most "harmless" of the trio lol
alternatively, we can have bosco as heather chandler ("well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa?" is something i'd love to see bosco say lmao) and camden as heather duke - so that they can still fight lol
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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa? - Heather Chandler ❤️
#heathers#heathers the movie#heathers the musical#musical#musicals#musical theatre#freeze your brain#heather chandler
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𖤐 Day 12: Heather Chandler 𖤐
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
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it’s well over two years too late but i adore the ark as the heathers art and so i drew some things based on it
[id: an in-colour digital drawing followed by a three-panel comic. the drawing is of lister, and the comic is of jimmy and rowan. in the drawing, lister is wearing a bright green jacket with dark teal trousers, inspired by heather duke. in the first drawing, lister is smiling widely with a mallet in his hands, poised as if he is about to swing it. text beside him reads: “i swing both* ways. violently. with a mallet”. a footnote at the bottom reads: “*’both is used for the sake of the pun. let it be known that lister swings all ways”. in the comic, jimmy is wearing a bright red jacket with a burgundy bow tie, inspired by heather chandler, and rowan is wearing a bright yellow jacket, inspired by heather mcnamara. in the first panel, jimmy is resting a croquet mallet on his shoulder, while rowan is holding a mallet and speaking into it as if it were a microphone. he says, “jimmy has something to say about how he feels about giving to charity”. in the second panel, rowan has moved the mallet so that jimmy can speak into it as if it’s a microphone. both of them are smiling as jimmy says, “well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?” in the last panel, jimmy is looking off to the side and rowan has lowered his mallet to the ground. jimmy says, “that’s gonna come back to bite me in the ass.” rowan says, “this is so sad, jimmy kaga-ricci is going to get cancelled for hating charity.” end id.]]
#lister bird#jimmy kaga ricci#rowan omondi#iwbft#i was born for this#osemanverse#thunder's art#described
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Heathers AU: Anastacius de Alger Obelia as Heather Chandler
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like mother Teresa to you?"
#heathers au#anastacius de alger obelia#aka#heather chandler#wmmap#who made me a princess#sbapod#suddenly became a princess one day#heathers#moodboard#aesthetic#sorry no blonde anastacius#couldn't find any good pics#don't ask me why he owns a red hair tie despite having short hair#he's just extra#for personal reasons he's gay/bi#it's my AU and I get to choose the gays
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5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
127. What makes you happy?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
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I would want my boyfriend to take care of me cuz like he would probably laugh at me about how I would be acting and get me water
37.
N o t h i n g
I sit there in silence
43.
I would smile if they smile at me
45.
Hhhh I get up in the morning cuz people are expecting things from me
127.
My friends, some of my family, and my bf!
132.
My friend Tia or my boyfriend, I honestly dont remember
148.
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like mother Teresa? - Heather Chandler (Heather's, 1989)
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Sings as Heathers quotes
aries: "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
taurus: "Our love is God, let’s go get a Slushie."
gemini: "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
cancer: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
leo: "They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior. "
virgo: "Well they, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
libra: “You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.”
scorpio: "I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya… "
sagittarius: "Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight."
capricorn: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
aquarius: "All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."
pisces: "[sarcastic] Intense… grow up. You think I’ll drink it just because you call me chicken…? Just gimmie the cup, jerk."
Source: veronicas-sawyers
#aries#taurus#gemini#cancer#leo#virgo#libra#scorpio#sagittarius#capricorn#aquarius#pisces#zodiac sign#fun facts#horoscope#zodiac#astrology#facts#fact#weird#weird sign#zodiac signs#aries facts#taurus facts#gemini facts#cancer facts#leo facts#virgo facts#libra facts#scorpio facts
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Rolled 8: Monster: Ghosts
"Okay, this is where I draw the line. Are you fucking kidding me right now? We're being able to communicate with the dead?" Heather shook his head. "I don't like this freaking city. what is wrong with everyone here?"
#well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?: heather chandler#hwevent16#event16: it's aMAZEing how wicked this town is
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Yesterday was “Heathers Day”
This association of movie and day is inspired by the musical adaptation of the 80′s no-longer-so-cult classic “Heathers.” And while I do not fuck with that musical -- I mean, could anything be farther from Veronica’s wry one-liners and JD’s unflappable psychosis? -- I happened to watch “Heathers” yesterday. And man, are there some choice lines.
My new favourite is easily a snippy comeback from queen bee Heather Chandler: “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” But there’s a lot more to love. Here are some classic lines from the movie.
“Are we going to prom or to hell?”
“I love my dead gay son!”
“I don't patronize bunny rabbits.”
“I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance.”
“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”
“Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.”
“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”
“Well, it's just like -- they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.”
“Oh my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”
“We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.”
And my forever fav: “Great pâté, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.”
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Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
Heather Chandler - Heathers (1988)
#heathers#kim walker#winona ryder#christian slater#michael lehmann#popular clique#murder#drain cleaner#cult classic#school daze saturday
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Counting Down My 8 Favorite Movie Mean Girls
I honestly wouldn’t be the woman I am today without some of these girls. Even though they are bitchy as hell they all have self confidence and don’t give a fuck about what anyone says. Enjoy my favorite bitches. *SPOILERS* but I’m honestly judging you if you haven’t seen movies 6 through 1.
8. Lindsay Edgecomb (Halston Sage)
Movie: Before I Fall (2017) [Read my review for it here]
Best Line: “Are you trying out for a tampon commercial?”
Lindsay is the newest mean girl since her film was out this year but she deserved a spot. She was certainly cruel but we found out why she was so mean which makes her soft which puts her at the top of the list.
7. Madison Morgan (Bella Thorne)
Movie: The Duff (2015)
Best Line: “And then she’s all like bitch if I wanted your opinion I’d ask and I was all like bitch if I cared what you thought I’d ask. Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.”
Madison is straight up just there to make your life a living hell. Most mean girls learn their lesson at the end of films but Madison gave zero fucks the entire time. Although she could be up there with the heavyweights she isn’t as iconic as the rest of the list so I’ll let her sit pretty at number 7.
6. Taylor Vaughan (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe)
Movie: She’s All That (1999)
Best Line: “I could win this thing in fluorescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max OK?”
Taylor Vaughan was your typical 90′s mean girl. All she wanted to do was win prom queen and destroy an outsider’s life. She’s overlooked and honestly she’s just an unstoppable force. You could say she’s… all.. that. HA.
5. Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)
Movie: Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Best Line: “It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
Jennifer Check is not only evil but the biggest bitch ever. The worst part is that she’s the meanest to her best friend. I mean sleeping with someones boyfriend is disgusting but eating someone’s boyfriend is unforgivable. Jennifer is number 5 cause she’s got a taste for petty and useless teenage boys.
4. Regina George (Rachel McAdams)
Movie: Mean Girls (2004)
Best Line: “Good. So it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.”
Oh Regina George so beautiful, so iconic, and sharp as a tack. She’s ruler of Northshore high and her posse even has their own name. Not only did she make mini skirts and pink cool but she even learned to be nice in the end. Although Regina was a mega bitch she changed her ways and channeled her feelings into contact sports. I know all are you are probably thinking how can such an iconic person be number 4? Well when I post the next 3 ladies you’ll see why.
3. Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
Movie: Cruel Intentions (1999)
Best Line: “God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”
Kathryn is my favorite kind of bitch, rich bitch and the reigning queen of the Upper East Side. I can’t even begin to name the things that make her basically evil. She made a bet with her step brother that included sleeping with him, she ruined an innocent girl, and in the end she’s still maintaining her bad girl habits at her brothers funeral. If that’s not the definition of mean girl I don’t know what is. Blair Waldorf wishes she was her.
2. Heather Chandler (Kim Walker)
Movie: Heathers (1988)
Best Line: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like Mother Teresa?”
Oh Heather C I do love thee. She was ruthless and literally was rude to everyone even her best friends. No wonder why Veronica wanted her dead. Heather literally watched Veronica puke at a college party and laughed after. I mean who wants to be friends with that? Heather started mean and she died mean too which places her on top at number 2.
1. Courtney Shayne (Rose McGowan)
Movie: Jawbreaker (1999)
Best Line: “I killed the teen dream, deal with it.”
Oh Courtney my personal favorite. She had the hip 90′s outfits, a cool car, and a posse to follow her around. All l things you need to be Queen B. I like Courtney cause she’s great in a crisis. Someone witnesses you guys moving a dead body? Give her a makeover and make her cool. What kills me about this movie is that Courtney’s demise isn’t killing her best friend it’s turning a girl into a monster just like her. I mean to take down the best you gotta learn from the best am I right. Even when Courtney is getting screamed at at the dance she still doesn’t deny the fact that she literally killed her best friend with a jawbreaker. Courtney has the best compusure and the best lines and this is why she’s number one.
#the duff#before i fall#halston sage#bella throne#bella thorne#shes all that#vampire diaries#jawbreaker#regina george#rachel macadams#heathers#winona ryder#heather chandler#jennifers body#megaon fox#movie mean girls#mean girls#mean girls in film#rose mcgowan
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▷ DAPHNE SCOTT as HEATHER CHANDLER . . .
❝ well, fuck me gently with
a chainsaw ! do i look
like mother teresa ? ❞
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Au/ Crossover
Hear me out.
A R76 Heathers (the movie) crossover
Jason Dean: Gabe
Veronica: Jack
Heather Chandler: Sombra
Heather Duke: Amelie
Heather McNamara: Symertta
Martha Dunstock: Mei
Ram: Junkrat
Kurt Kelly: Roadhog
Betty Finn: Mercy
Fleming: Zenyatta
Imagine in Jack's voice "Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.” "What’s the up-chuck factor on that?" “Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.” "why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
Gabe's "Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” "Greetings and Salutations." "Our love is God let's go get a slushie." “I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.” " knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose.."
Sombra: "Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.” "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast" "God, Jack. My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time..." "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
Amelie: "why are you pulling my dick?" I prayed for the death of Sombra many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah." "These don't look that fake, do they? "
Symertta: "Sucide is a private thing" "Do they even have a thanksgiving in Africa?" "God has cursed me, I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheerleading captain..."
Zenyatta: "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
And I can just imagine the discriptions and liberties that can be written to more of the personalities of the overwatch characters . Like a possible expert.
'Gabe had believed a God he supposed once upon a time back when his mother had told him fairy tale stories and filled his head with happy lies and deceit, but maybe they weren't all lies. He brought himself to the now; the present and right now his little Jackie seemed like all he wanted to do was throw himself off the bridge. "Our love is God, lets go get a slushie." That brought a smile to Jack's face and he all but raced to where Gabe was.'
Or Gabe's slow decline to madness. Or Amelie's rise to highschool power.
Also junkrat in a leatherman, Jack, Sombra, Amelie and Symertta in fitted blazers.
Imagine Zenyatta trying to get everyone to hold hands in the cafeteria. Jack and Symertta having a talk in the girl's bathroom about sucicide.
#overwatch#crossover#au#heathers#heathers movie#R76#Reaper76#heathers crossover#heathers au#heather overwatch au#go with me
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