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r-aindr0p · 3 months

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Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

#twisted wonderland #culinary crucible #ace trappola #idia shroud #cater diamond #lilia vanrouge #ortho shroud #what’s up with the smiley guys giving you a 1 #not ruggie giving a 4 while divus literally refused instantly to even taste the food please…#and idia being well himself is just absolutely fantastic #he’s so damn pathetic why is he holding the spatula with the tips of his fingers (affectionate)#loving his voiceline abt cater bringing him the happy meal toy whenever it’s anime themed #twst shitpost #managed to pull him and still have 100+ rolls waiting for rollo and I will stack more keys

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zephyrchama · 23 days

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Paper cuts come when you least expect them. You thought it was pathetic that a mature human such as yourself couldn't even flip a page without slicing their skin open, but old Devildom books were made of the worst paper. Super thin, and sharp like a blade when touched at the wrong angle.

The small distraction sucked you out of the novel you were reading and back into reality. You shut the book and shook your hand, waiting for the pain to run its course. These actions did not go unnoticed.

"Let me see your hand," Satan murmured. He was suddenly looming over your armchair and gently cupping your fingers.

"It's not bad, don't worry." You were more concerned about the book's pages. Satan's collection had a lot of rare and expensive tomes. The novel in your lap looked fine, but how angry would Satan get if a drop of blood spilled onto it? He might not verbally assault you like he would others, but you feared he'd sulk about it for at least a few weeks.

Satan pulled a square cloth from his back pocket. He paused to stare at it. It looked fine. Maybe a little wrinkled, but nothing that should have made him frown. "My handkerchief is dirty."

He roughly shoved it back into the pocket and instead lifted the hem of his shirt, then lightly blotted at your wound with the still-warm fabric.

"Hey! Nooo, that's just going to make your clothes harder to clean later." You went to jerk your arm back, but Satan's gentle hold turned into an iron grip. Those abs weren't just for show. "It's gonna stain! Knock it off. I can lick it or something."

"Oh, good idea." Satan's shirt slid back down as he dropped it and knelt. He rested his elbows on the seat cushion, one on either side of your legs.

"I can do it! I can do it!" You tried to stop him, but he was already seductively dragging his tongue over your fingertip. "Don't even thi-- ahhh, Satan come on!"

There was far more blood rushing through your face than in the tiny little cut. It astounded you how Satan could pull off an embarrassing action so smoothly, without hesitation.

"Are you done yet?" You didn't know if it had been five seconds or five minutes, but you thought it was long enough.

"Mmh." He mercifully stopped, giving your palm a quick peck. "Move over."

The armchair was meant for one, but it was big and cushy. If you scooted to the side it could probably fit two. "Why?"

Satan was already climbing into the space next to you, raising you onto his legs. "I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. I'll read to you."

He leaned back into the chair, pulling you along with him, and curled an arm around your waist to reach the novel. "So, which page were you on?"

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mblue-art · 7 months

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so like... teeth... fangs, even.........

(silly) xtra under the cut

smfh tfw ur trying to joke but friend snitches you tf out

#utmv #cross!sans #killer!sans #self insert #mblue art #posting this on oreo's bday bc yes :)#10/10 #happy birthday idiot what did you do to me /lh #you've stayed in my head for more than a year #made me feel so many feels #it is insane how many (AU) scenarios ive thought of with him guys #(but i will only share a couple to the public bc i am shy u_u;;)#(and they r very very self-indulgent;;)#(also HHEEELLLPPP KILLER IS SUCH AN ASS !!! (affectionate))#(you're lucky you're skrunkly meow meow status i made u look good in the first panel 😤😤😤)#CM

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voot-floop · 2 months

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He’s a tv man or whatever

#vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vark #whateverrr drew the guy #Also his ass looks better in an actual suit and tie wtf #dumbass reall got that oversized bow tie just to be as close to alastor as possible lol #square head dumbass #hope he dies or something idk (disgust) (affectionate) (hate)#can’t believe I made fanart ought #tho idt vark will be a cute pet anymore in the show #what a shame #art

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fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma · 7 months

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Post boiling rock sketch bc prison IS where people fall in love

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #honestly the amount of times I’ve rewatched those 2 eps is unhealthy #this one’s been in my brain for a while and I love the idea of them just being super affectionate (but in a bro way ofc)#and everyone else is just like: ??????#and Sokka n Zuko are like: hahaha what omg u guys r so funny he’s just my bro #*falls in love anyway*#I have a problem but it’s okay

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 months

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caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.

#you're honor he's a bastard and a capitalist but despite his faults i love him very much #so i think he should be Absolved of all crimes and allowed to stay silly w/ it #he's really The Guy of all time...#cant wait to see more of him!!!#man now i gotta go listen to his audios i need to hear his goofy ass voice again <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #blowing him a kiss and then chucking the communist manifesto at his tube head #i could radicalize him...#no actually i dont think Anyone could #he doesnt even get paid. he's out there scamming and lying for shits and gigs #i fear that he's beyond redemption but That's Okay!!!#i support howdy pillar rights AND wrongs <3 #i have faith that he'll pay through suffering The Horrors and fuck knows what else <3 #i need him to get tossed around like a ragdoll in a rabid dog's mouth #tear the bitch apart! (said so so So affectionately)

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wardingshout · 4 months

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Viridian trainers for day 5 of spesilverweek! they are my most beloved but Lance is a cursed character who is impossible to draw or portray in any way to me

#idk what's up with him but I have smth like 20 different scrapped things that contains these 3 #and yet I almost always finish my doodles of just Yellow and Silver.... sorry Lance #he's such a funny guy to me esp as part of this trio I'm sorry I always give up on you #anyway yeah no I'm so late bc I wasn't happy with this so I wanted to draw smth else but I was doing chwismas today and was too tired #so I stayed up late doing nothing...#I so badly wanted to shit on Green's dumb cape too (affectionate)#spesilverweek #pokespe #pokespe silver #my art #pokespe yellow #pokespe lance #I'm just gonna tag everyone like that I guess #anyway I feel like having a Viridian trainers prompt was a gift to my soul but I rly struggled I'm so sorry guys one day...#pokemon

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mazojo · 1 year

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Them

#thE ENTIRE MOMENTTTTTT ALSJSKJSK GUYS GUYS I LOVE THEM SMM #The way I see them and start crying the only thing that matters on this franchise #silly lil Chishiya with his silly lil wave what a loser that’s the guy I decided to stan (derrogatory) (affectionate)#kuina looks so good!!! she truly is also the entire moment!#I might be annoying guys if I see Chishiya content or Ann x kuina interactions I’ll be back #alice in borderland #chishiya #kuina

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kitamars · 1 year

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downtime

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zu-is-here · 11 months

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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I have never seen this man in my life.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jin guangshan #xue yang #nie mingjue #Surprise guest appearance from Xue Yang! It feels so nostalgic to draw him.#I love how chipper he is here. Genuinely being such a bro to JGY and celebrating his achievement.#After all his trials and tribulations - Our Little Yao Yao has acquired the recognition he wanted.#I sure hope no further twists happen with his political career and/or marriage!#NMJ *does* strike me as a 'babe' guy. I don't know what it is about him.#He has one term of endearment. Unlike LXC who has a terrifying arsenal. You'll never hear the same one twice.#Xue yang's terms of endearment are 'murdering that guy for you'. And slapping your ass affectionately and platonically.#God damn it I miss Xue Yang. This wasn't supposed to happen

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astaroth1357 · 1 year

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Obsessed with the idea of Solomon having dinky little reading glasses. Hand him anything with small print, and he'll whip them out, hold the page like a foot from his head, and do an open-mouthed squint.

Bet he and Lucifer both do "Dad Stances" too.

#i think i just really like the idea of lame Solomon #loser magic guy #got 72 demons but can't stay up past 8 #and i think Luci having back problems should be canon already #what im saying is #my love is malicious #(affectionate)#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer

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mblue-art · 3 months

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BAD SANSUARY // [29] glow for owl-bones's event !

pov u attacked the little error doll he gave u w/ sooo many smoochies and he felt all of it

alt. vers. under the cut !

#badsansuary #error!sans #error sans #mblue art #tsundere idiot. get loved on <3 #i like the idea of him having a dual-color blush but i'm still trying to figure out how to do that;; i think it ended up looking good :0 !#also!! love the idea of error making a (magic-infused?) plush doll of him for whatever reasons; i think its cute and thoughtful #have little guy w/ u by ur side whenever he's away so u can cuddle him whenever u miss him;#it being infused w/ magic (?) making it somehow possible for him to feel the hugs n kisses;#i think it's a nice way to be physically affectionate w/ him even when he still has haphephobia #(haha oh man im rlly kissy for badsansuary HSBJHSBDFJSDH wait 'till you see the next one 😎 bet u cant guess what's in it 😎😎 /silly)

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darth-does-stuff · 8 months

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ok everybody saying dan fucks is conrad’s dad you do you but for ME personally the fix will always be conrad’s dad because dan gives cool uncle vibes 1000000% percent more than the fix ever will. but we will both live our truth and we will both be happy 🤝

#because let’s be honest the fix is NOT gonna let conrad live in an alley guys #in my heart the fix adopted conrad and conrad is one of those kids going ‘did you know’ because he learned it from the fix!!!!!#and once again dan fucks is conrad’s dad truthers good for you #but i really don’t think dan would make a great dad LMAO he berates conrad a little too much even if it’s affectionate #i simply cannot hear the fix going ‘i think it’s time to unlearn that lesson’ and saying he’s just conrad’s UNCLE #i do wish alex got to say what conrad got to do though :(#but yeah for me the fix adopted conrad and he went from being a tiny miserable kid living on the streets #to being in a loving family with siblings and a support system <3 #and justin of course!!!!!!!!#dimension 20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #conrad schintz #the fix #dan fucks #d20 mentopolis #man i love all of these characters #this season was PEAK

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marc--chilton · 1 month

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house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not

#house md #hilson #interesting is very subjective but whatvevr #one has to wonder how wilson felt during all that too #theyre freaks. affectionate and an insult #imagine getting served divorce papers right before big fuckoff conference for doctor things #and you blow your top because of a song on repeat so you cause property damage #only to get bailed out later by a guy who's sort of been stalking you all day with his blue x ray eyes #then you guys become best friends but also he makes jokes about wanting to fuck you a Lot #i want to study him like a little rat i wanna crack open his skull and touch his grey matter and see what twitches #anyway. im normal now

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knox-knocks · 11 months

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As much as I love writing from Andrew’s perspective, sometimes it’s sooo hard to get into his headspace and capture his voice. whereas Neil is a little easier because no matter what’s goin on around him he’s always a bitch at heart

#spreading my bitchy neil agenda #he’s sooo mean guys #like yes he loves his foxes but if he doesn’t particularly care for you he’s not gonna hesitate to let you know #I love him #andrew loves his bitchy boyfriend #he voices what andrew doesn’t say out loud #it’s also why he and allison get along so well #because allison is also a bitch (affectionate) and they bond over it #anyway #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg #writing struggles #knox talks

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