be the cringe-inducing insincerity you wish to see in the world
or don't. spare us
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Descendants of Jin Guangshan must be absolutely fucking terrified of dating, cuz anyone they're interested in has like a 90% chance of being related to them.
You think that guy's hot? He's actually your half-brother.
Think that person is cute? Sorry that's your cousin.
You got that girl pregnant? Yeah that's actually your half-sister. Wait you're still gonna marry her?
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hmmm. Saw a bad Jin Zixuan take. Am I his defense lawyer too now? [rolls up sleeves and leans in by the mic] The reason Jin Zixuan never "spoke up against his father's war crimes, human experimentation, wiping out opposing clans over petty ambitions, and funding demonic cultivation" is because he Did Not Know About Them.
The reason JGS utilized JGY the way he did (putting him in charge of managing that shit, basically) was because JGY was 1) expendable to him, 2) loyal to the point of desperation, and 3) easy to discredit if he ever spoke out. Jin Zixuan was too busy managing his parents' marriage, too politically visible and respected, and too Self Righteous and Just for JGS to EVER involve him in getting his hands dirty for JGS's ambitions-- especially when JGY was right there and available to be exploited.
Lots of people had opportunity to stand up to JGS, and certainly Jin Zixuan was one of them, but "He knew about all the dirty laundry and said nothing" is a rancid take. At most he can be accused of not standing up to his father's more socially visible shit, and perhaps not looking too deeply at the rest. But as with so many characters in this story, keep in mind that Jin Zixuan TOO is bound by filial piety. Investigating his father for Secret Crimes would have been in itself tantamount to a crime.
Anybody who thinks he was involved in the same shit JGY was is, again, missing the entire point of the dichotomy between how Jin Zixuan and Jin Guangyao were respectively viewed and treated by their father.
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Do you ever think about how WWX woke up in the body of some random person he's never heard about, and LXC on the run after the fall of the CR got saved by a random person he's never seen before, and JGY during the sunshot campaign saved some random lady he didn't know and later married her, and then they ALL turned out to be Jin Guangshan's children?!
Just what are the chances of any random person you see in the Jianghu being Jin Guangshan's child?!
It sure does seem like the Jin kids have a lot of incest going on but mathematically, that's what happens when every random person you meet later turns out to be your sibling.
Who could JGY marry who wouldn't turn out to be JGS's child?
How many of JGS's children have married each other without ever finding out that they're siblings?
Everyone gathered in LP hearing about this matter was probably married to one of JGS' children, too.
JGS's children could take over China if they could find each other and have a group chat.
I'd say if the story went on a little longer WWX would have been revealed to be JGS's son too, but then I remembered that WWX now resurrected in the body of MXY IS in a way JGS's son!
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I'm glad that Nie Mingjue gave us the hot dilf energy we needed considering it wasn't looking too good with Jin guangshan, lan qiren and jiang fengmian as our other competitors
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