bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*

'You should have seen the other guy'

*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*

if any of y'all see posts about house m.d on tumblr and think "I wanna watch that" you need to know that you can skip episodes. i would argue skipping certain episodes is vital to having an enjoyable house experience. house md is one of my favorite shows and has been genuinely important to me as an autistic queer chronically ill cane user. it also revels in it's main character being offensive for the sake of being offensive with that special early 2000s flair. if you care about the concept of fatphobia you will be unable to have a uncomplicated relationship with this show. for every earthshatteringly homoerotic hilson moment and every profoundly accurate disabled scene we the viewers must pay in some insane misogyny. that's just how it is on this bitch of a show

Siblings🩵✨

if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter

can you draw scourge 🙏

"Alison thought to herself, he isn’t just worried about falling, is he? Neither of them looked at her as they lumbered carefully out the bedroom and down the hall to Adam’s room. Her eyes didn’t leave them once."

Me, My Husband, and His Fellow Trapmate Survivor by @marc--chilton

they can never just be normal and say you’re a top/bottom always some weird shit like this

ok i’m curious

i need to........ write nonsexual saw omegaverse chainshipping

Alive and alone.

Rilke's Book of Hours: Love Poems to God, Rainer Maria Rilke / You're On Your Own Kid / i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth, sciencedfiction / Saw (2004) original script, Leigh Whannell / La Nausée, Jean-Paul Sartre / Saw (2004) behind the scenes / unknown / Space Dog, Alan Shapiro / Saw (2004) original script, Leigh Whannell / Angels in America, Tony Kushner

I was helping a friend of mine coming up with some monster hunter concepts of a possum-inspired felyne.

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ok. imagine tom holland umbrella lipsync video but it’s wilson. okay that’s all . thanks for ur time ! ☃️

omg. where did this come from. i do not keep up with celebs i have not seen that video

ok now i have. wilson is not cunty enough to pull it off im sorry 😭 i love him but he got caught in a net like a cartoon character

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(mgv) adam's omega hindbrain goes a little crazy sometimes when they have diana over. he just locks on to how good of a father he is to his pup, how gently he corrects her, how sweet to he is of her because oh my god, does lawrence love diana. all of his qualities just seem too good for him to have one pup. "i should give him another," is a thought that suddenly slams him over the head like a crowbar