GENYA KISSING RIKA’S BACK SCARS GENTLY AFTER BANDAGING HER UP FROM AN INJURY THEN AND REALIZING WHAT HE DID SUDDENLY AND STUTTERING OUT "J-just to make them feel better-!!" BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE CAUSE THEY WEREN'T WHAT HE WAS BANDAGING I-
[It came to me in a dream when I napped earlier 👁👁]
GIRLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH YOU MADE MY NIGHT RN-
IM SCREAMING AND GIGGLING AT THIS🫣💖
my girl gonna sit there like- (warning bare back and scars-)
MY GIRL WOULD BE FLABBERGASTED🙌😮💨
AND THEY WOULD JUST STAY THERE FOR A GOOD AWKWARD MINUTE IN SILENCE TRYING TO COMPREHEND ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED-😖
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Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.
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Tumblr is having asexual discourse while twitter is having bisexual discourse.
Queer people will never be free at this rate.
Asexual people are queer.
Bisexual people are queer.
Have a lovely day.
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sorry guy but... i guess.... i coulnt fight the homestuck...😢😔💔💔
i have nothing to post rn and i noticed that i recently got like 3-4 homestuck fans following me SO THIS POST GOES OUT TO THEMM!!!!! shoot-out to u!!
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Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)
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worth mentioning now i didnt mind the direction the F&C ending went it was bittersweet which was perfect and tragic . but also there’s an almost fix-it au comic series published where simon just kisses golbetty in a gay lil ponytail and everything’s normal
edit: not whatsoever saying this was better than fionna and cake not by a landslide it was a little flimsy. but it was FUNNY ab it
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i think it’s funny that kirk is always picking the flowers on alien planets
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