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Guess who stayed up All night playing human games on a human-made console IN his office table the whole night
It couldn't be Rodimus
Megie came to his rescue ( poor dude was so vulnerable in his holo-form, yet he managed to get Rodimus of out there )
Close-ups + my non-grammar ramblings under the cut
1 - After 5 mins of editing (bc for some reason It looks way darker on my monitor than on my phone) it's not a vibrant mess anymore
2 - Rodimus looks like a K-pop idol
3 - it was false for me to assume that Megatron would wear crimson-red jewellery
We all know he would wear Purple Jewellery
4 - I'm lowkey like Rody rn, so tired (+ I decided to be sick again
So that's fun 👍)
5 - it took all my brain cells to figure out if its "no point FOR yelling" or " no point IN yelling" ( took me solid 5 mins before I gave up 🤷)
Closeups
M: Minimus, there's no point in yelling and pointing fingers at him when you know that he is a stubborn piece of metal
#transformers#maccadam#mtmte#lost light#rodimus#meg talks#transformers idw#humanformers#Magnus' hand#Someone's foot#art wip#I thought my sibling was supposed be sick and I should take care of them#But it is the other way around
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I gave my body and my voice
But do you think I had a choice?
audio is 'The Star Song' by Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley
#do you ever think about gideon and feel a deep sadness#someone give her a hundred hugs please#she had enough#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#gideon the ninth spoilers#harrow the ninth#harrow the ninth spoilers#nona the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers#kiriona gaia#gideon nav#commander wake#john gaius#harrow nonagesimus#her little foot#ianthe tridentarius#art#animatic
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Had a sudden realization
They're both theater kids
#And they wonder why people ship dabihawks#Have you ever seen two characters who mirror each other more than these two? No you haven't#They are literally bowing in the same pose but Reversed I am crying#You can't see hawks' other foot but you can bet from the positioning of his leg that he's also doing the thing too#I fucking can't#Someone get these two assholes out of my head please and thank you#Bnha#Bnha spoilers#Dabihawks
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Friend convinced me these were really cute so here’s my Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team Pokes featuring me and @piwiikiwii , Cubone and Torchic respectively, (Also Gengar to meme on him and as size comparison because Torchic and Cubone are the same height )
and we decided to call ourselves Team S.E.E.S Just because 😉
#pmd#pmd rescue team#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokemon#cubone#torchic#gengar#little 1 foot 4 inch chaos goblins#and the 4 foot 11 inch dude who bullies them#can you imagine challenging someone the size of a toddler to a fist fight and losing#because gengar can
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When I was a little child, there was a particular library book I checked out week after week, endlessly renewing it as much as I was able. The book, How to Raise and Keep a Dragon by John Topsell was a quasi-nonfiction guide to, as you guessed, rearing different species of dragons. I loved it. Tiny-me had plans.
As an adult, I tried to buy it a few times. No dice. The book was so old that no mainstream bookseller stocked it. Even when I tried niche websites recommended by various booksellers and librarians, I still couldn't find it. It was sadly lost to time, apparently not popular enough to make it into the archives.
But.
My best friend had a copy of that book. We're going to call her G, for several reasons not relevant at the moment. I was discussing my search with G one day, for some reason I can't remember now. She got a funny look on her face, asked me a few questions about the cover, listened to me do a very poor job of explaining with my hands how the hardcover copy had included a real gemstone in the dragon's forehead, and then went off to fish it out of her bookcase.
I was Gobsmacked.
I should not have been, given that the history of shared childhood books between us both would have made a circle with ragged edges, more so than a venn diagram, but I digress. The book came home to live in my house for a few months, and I was delighted by the chance to read it again.
Do people remember those type of books? Dragonology, Egyptology, The Stone Age - a way of introducing children to non fiction. They very earnestly spoke about the responsibilities needed to raise dragons, the practicalities involved. There was a record of registration you could fill out, if you had carefully considered the information to your self and felt you were responsible enough to to go through with adopting a dragon.
I vaguely remember filling out some of the riddle and puzzle questions in the Dragonology books. I would never have written in John Topsell's book, it was a library book.
But.
When I re-read G's copy at home, smiling over the familiar artwork, I was surprised to turn the page and find the painstaking, somewhat-wonky handwriting staring back at at me. Baby G, with her name spelled out in freshly-joined but still-not-quite-got-the-hang-of-this-yet cursive lettering. Baby G had filled the registration out in her best handwriting, in glittery green gel pen to denote the importance of the document. This was compared to the earlier, less important checklists done in plain black ink.
I read the registration certificate. Smiled. Smiled some more at the names listed for G's dragon, her dam, and her sire - Eragon was also a great book. Go off, Christopher Paolini.
Breed; standard Western Dragon. The box 'miniture' was ticked, to show that G's dragon was of the minature specic variety, rather than a full size dragon. This was, as she would later explain to me, chosen on the basis that baby-G felt it was the more financially responsible choice. Also so she could keep her dragon in her house with her, but we're not there yet.
I looked at that certificate. Looked at it again. Looked at the calendar, and then looked at the sewing machine I had just been given for Christmas.
G celebrates her birthday in January.
The template came first. I studied the different images of the standard western dragon through the book, picked my favourite, and re-drew it to a significantly larger scale.
Inking the design to the fabric, four times over probably took the longest.
I very subtly asked G the next time she was over (after hurling all dragon-related materials in a panic into the depths of my wardrobe) what type of colour dragon she would have, should it come up. As G later said, that type of question from me truly did not register as anything other than a question asked from theoretical interest. I transitioned the topic as discreetly as I could after she answered, and delightfully, my sneakiness went in one ear, out the other, and she forgot I had ever asked until several weeks later.
I enjoyed painting them.
Don't ask me how many mistakes I made through this process. So many. I do already know how to sew, but it's been a long time. I'd been meaning to get back into it for a while.
Given that various aunts and grandmothers and my mother had a knack for calling when I was up to my elbows in either paint or pins, it became a family affair. Each of them peered at the project through face time and offered their advice.
Some of the advice I took, some I didn't. No regrets about sewing it in pink thread. Considerable regrets about accidentally slicing one of the feet in half and having to fix that.
In the end though, she was finished.
I carefully pinned on her name tag, with the name baby-G had chosen with a little blue ribbon. A collar was unacceptable, this is a dragon, people, come on. Dragon's don't wear collars.
I put the book in the box, open to the registration certificate, and put the dragon on top. Wrapped the whole thing up with a bow and then refused to touch it before I sent myself mad trying to fix details that didn't really need to be fixed.
A bit late for her birthday, sure, but there we are. We'd gone for a trip off to nowhere for a weekend, to go try wine made out of blueberries and hike up a waterfall. (And climb on it. And swim in it. It was a very good waterfall).
I gave her the box, informed her she wasn't allowed to keep the box, just the contents (it was the only thing I had that was big enough for me to keep all of my A3 portfolios in, it had only been temporarily-repurposed as dragon housing), and then left the next bit up to the gods.
A surprise, sitting un-awaited for some 15 years in amber, to catch up to baby G and adult G together.
Happy Birthday, baby and adult G.
#StClaire speaks#How to Raise & Keep A Dragon#John Topsell#Joe Nigg#the thing about problems hammers and nails#except in this case it was childhood wishes and sewing machines#and as someone said#you were relearning to sew and you started with THAT?#well no#I started with a scrub hat#which kept the hair out of my face while I painted this#and then also that apron my aunt gave me the pieces to years ago that I refused point blank to do by hand#but yeah#101 mistakes later#and one re-attached foot#pretty happy with her#dragons
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ofmd 2 is making it LOUD and clear that ed n stede are the problematic faves. they've both lost custody of their kids (the crews). their relationship issues have turned the caribbean into a bloody battlefield. lives have been lost (and limbs). hearts broken. lots of crying. u can feel bad for them but not that bad
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which ship dynamic are you?
#enemies to loverswelp#here we are: the infamous enemies to lovers.#you started off on the wrong foot#but learned to tolerate each other until you eventually fell in love. or- you still hate each other#but you can't help but be drawn to them (i like this one better) you probably just want someone to be obsessed with you#(or u like being degraded a little bit i wont judge)#okay not accurate or maybe idk#do this 🤭
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sbg headcanons pt. 2!!
- aiden steals traffic cones, he has several in his room (tyler got stuck in one of those big round ones, tripped and almost rolled into traffic if it hadnt been for logan who threw himself in front of it. taylor was also in one and wanted a pic for her social media so she convinced tyler to put one on too, thats how it happened 😭)
- ben is the type to trade shirts if the girls are feeling uncomfortable, just imagine taylor in bens baggy ass shirt and ben is wearing some cute little crop top lmaooo hes to sweet
- tyler the type to sit in the weirdest places, perfectly good chair?? nah he’s sitting precariously on an open windowsill (yes he did fall out of it once and it was actually aiden who jumped out after him because he was closest)
- when ash was little she would bring home all kinds of animals, her parents would have to search her pockets everytime she came back in from outside and they’d find all kinds of frogs, harmless snakes, bugs, baby birds (she has raised several birds)
- aiden will not move until he’s chosen music for the drive, he once stepped on a nail but refused to drive to the hospital until his bluetooth connected in the car and everyone was yelling at him
- building onto the bird thing and ashlyn, she’s befriended a murder of crows and has a ton of weird little trinkets theyve brought her because she feeds them in return
- ben has a diary/journal he religiously writes in purely with glitter gel pen. there are horrors beyond comprehension and he’s writing them all down in pink sparkly pen (ex. 🎀 𝒯𝓎𝓁𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐼 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒷𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 🎀) LMAOO
- aiden on the other hand needs to invest in a journal because he has no filter, like much love aiden but unfortunately i dont want to hear in gross detail about what happened to you after you drank windex thinking it was gatorade
- logan’s guilty pleasure is watching minecraft videos before bed (its ldshadowlady)
- logan also owns a cat and im a firm believer in this, it’s a scottish fold and he would do anything for this cat
- girl scout cookie season comes around and Ben is SCOPING these girls out. he wants his damn cookies and hes gonna drag you everywhere w him to find them
- DO NOTTTTTT. DO NOT. let Tyler in the kitchen. and its not because he lacks skill in cooking he is just so forgetful. he’s probably exploded several microwaves because he forgot to put water in w his ramen
#sbg headcanons#school bus graveyard#sbg taylor#sbg ben#aiden sbg#sbg tyler#ashlyn sbg#logan sbg#sbg (webtoon)#webtoons#maybe im projecting#these may not be in character :3c#dont ask me why aiden is driving w a nail in his foot an not someone else#shhhhh#tyler can cook obvs im just saying i think hes a little forgetful 😭
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sometimes honestly if you're feeling invalid/anxious/any sort of negative feeling about your selfship , you just have to go back to canon. and i know it seems like such an easy answer but you really do have to. it is always SO comforting to me when i'm feeling bad about things to just see my f/os normally, without any fan interpretation or characterization or opportunities for jealousy involved; to remember why i fell in love with them and that no one can take that specific experience away from me. that other people's thoughts on the character don't matter because at the end of the day, none of it has any bearing on canon and no one can "know" a character any better than anyone else. it really really does work and i wish id realized it sooner
#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖#ok maybe this isnt relatable BUT#idk#i'm someone who gets really sensitive about sharing or seeing my f/os shipped with canon characters#yet simultaneously i have a raging inferiority complex#so when i get in a “uweeueuhhh uim not good enough😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺” headspace#this really really really helps meeee#its hard to remember it sometimes but we're all on equal footing yk? like ->#no one's ship or understanding of a character can be better than yours because we're all just operating off the same limited information#i dont Know. i find it comfroting#.fav#<- FOR MYSELF BC I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME I TWEAK OUT. ifee llike im having an epiphany#f/o#self ship#f/o community#self ship community#.f/o positivity ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖#f/o positivity#self ship positivity
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ned little voted most likey to get dealt a big losing hand 1845-48 (more terror text post memes)
#the terror#text post meme#edward little#terror shitposting#he is so fascinating to me and i am a bit sad that his most prevalent characterisation seems to be wet little anxiety man :(#bc this man has Layers!! but also im new here so idk how much of this first impression is true / how much of this convo has aready been had#which is why im making a silly meme post instead of writing 17 paragraphs of meta and putting my foot in my mouth#but yeah. nedward :D#sneaked some solittle into this post bc who am i if not someone w a narrative foils agenda 😌#cavetext
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By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?
#the magnus archives#tma#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#tma spoilers#au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean#poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag#perish the thought#I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it#some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too.#btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving#genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea#why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD
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its so weird seeing posts that mock uncle jim for worrying about li ming's queerness as though his dead boyfriend's parents (legally) stealing his entire life savings and leaving him to manage a restaurant business specifically because gay couples aren't legally recognized as couples wasn't what put him in a cycle of crushing debt and endless poverty in the first place
#yeah hi CONTEXT MATTERS#can western fandom pls stop ignoring this shows biting social commentary on queer people not being legally recognized#also heart is the darling of all time BUT his careless lie literally forced li ming to work off a debt that was never his#and wouldve seriously impacted jim's business and financial state had wen not offered to work free#which was a boon but having to live on someone elses generosity like that is still a stress#because people (understandably!!!!) can and do get tired of giving away a lot of time and energy for nothing#wen is uncommonly generous and luckily its not too long before other circumstances help lift jim to safer footing#but none of that was SECURE getting to that point#jim is right to worry! it comes out badly and li ming's queerness is not the actual issue but jims reasoning is EXTREMELY UNDERSTANDABLE#sighs#moonlight chicken
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#Someone who isn't me write this fic 👀#Still debating on if I like where I put Kiri but other than that I think I like all these alignments#To me Kiri is either eating all of it no problem or won't touch with a ten foot pole and there is no in between#avatar the way of water#avatar 2#avatar 2009#Neteyam#Lo'ak#Kiri#Spider#Tuk#Rotxo#Aonung#Tsireya
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Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 24
#mysterious lotus casebook#莲花楼#di feisheng#li lianhua#fang duobing#cheng yi#xiao shunyao#zeng shunxi#cdrama#cdramaedit#cdramasource#mlcedit#*gifs:mine#god bless a-fei and his impeccable comedic timing#god bless li lianhua's soft amused smiles#love the way li lianhua’s just boredly scuffing at the ground w his foot as di feisheng dramatically floats down from the heavens#actually he didn't lie - someone from jinyuan meng truly did arrive soon lol
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Every so often I remember Lirin was a doctor while Dalinar was Blackthorn, and his entire worldview makes a shit ton of sense. I can go on and acknowledge that he was a subject of Sadeas but really... nah. That man absolutely witnessed first-hand the casualties of that war.
#lirin did nothing wrong#yes even after the scene during the siege of urithiru. kaladin did not need to kill that singer#teft wasn't in any immediate danger at that point when they were being gathered. kaladin was the person who escalated everything#i don't (wholly) condemn kaladin beyond it being the first foot soldier he killed since oathbringer iirc.#i don't need him to act perfectly logically he wasn't in a good headspace#but lirin wasn't entirely unreasonable either.#cosmere#cfsbf#stormlight#stormlight archive#the way of kings#words of radiance#oathbringer#rhythm of war#lirin stormblessed#dalinar kholin#it's also understandable why he's fucking weird throughout the rest of RoW#talking to someone close to you after a heated argument is fucking uncomfortable as shit#and sometimes it's really tempting to refuse to acknowledge it instead because what the fuck do you do when that shit happens?#if communication was easy we wouldn't need diplomats.#we also see first hand how much lirin is lying to himself when it comes to resistance#both in hearthstone and in urithiru he keeps sticking his hands into the conflict and covering up resistance#despite the fact that he claims he doesn't believe in it. he is naturally a defiant person he just decided to not be super obvious about it#i think a lot of people don't like them because their own relationship with their parents is frustrating#and project their issues onto kaladin when they see them collide#lirin and kaladin are the same person.#a friend of mine who projects super hard on kaladin told me that if he ever met his clone even if they were identical in personality#he'd hate him because he's super bullheaded and stubborn#but also deeply fervent in his beliefs.#anyways i'm probably running out of tags
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