Nico is a (Tall) Baby, Bianca is Alive
11yo Nico, 4'9: Aaaagh!
Bianca: What's wrong?
Nico: I'm not getting any taller
Bianca: I'm sure you're just a late bloomer. You'll get taller
Nico: I'll never reach 5ft :(
---Two Years Later---
Hunters of Artemis arrive at Camp:
Percy: Heeeey, Bianca.
Bianca: ...what happened?
Percy: Nothing! Nothing...drastic. I mean, you've only been gone for like... three? Four months?
Bianca: Perseus. Anthony. Jackson.
Percy:
Bianca: Talk.
Percy: Nico...changed
Bianca: Changed how?
13yo Nico, 5'8": BIANCA! YOU'RE BACK!
5'4" Bianca: ...what in Hades have you been feeding him?!?!?
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When I saw the front page of file 1113 I just knew I had to... it's only fair.
Under the cut to see the reason for this.
Like- I'm sorry but no. Heiji and Shinichi should also be wearing maid dresses thank you very much.
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ANYWAYS since I’ve been rbing uquizzes here it’d be wrong for me not to list my own uquiz;
do reblog if you take it, and especially if it’s creepily accurate
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Do you think Emo Marinette treated Claw Noir better than him her? Because I've seen so many Marinette kinnies say that they think she was much kinder to him and he was an awful Jerk, and now I'm kinda questioning if I'm missing something?
In my eyes, they treated each other equally bad. I'm tending towards saying Marinette fans just aren't used to seeing an Adrien or Cat who isn't fawning over Marinette no matter what she does to him. If Shadybug is rude and dismissive of Claw, he's rude and dismissive back.
So they think Claw's treatment of Badynette was so much worse because her treatment of her Cat is honestly not all too different from the regular LadyNoir vibes pre s5. Him not catching her when she falls from the sky for example. Our Adrien wouldn't do that, period. No matter how pissed he is.
But I wouldn't necessarily say that there was anything Badynette did that our Marinette wouldn't do to our Cat under heightened circumstances. I would even say that Marinette is much more likely to be the one betraying Cat Noir to get his Miraculous than the other way around.
So I guess it makes sense that Marinette fans think that Claw treated Shadybug worse because he was the only one who actually showcased bad behavior towards the other one our main characters wouldn't do. They're basically just not used to seeing Marinette not getting rewarded with kindness from Adrien whne she isn't treating him well either. Which is ironic, that Marinette fans react this badly to seeing Marinette in a more or less equal dynamic with Adrien for once.
But that's just the way I instinctively read it. I do wonder if there's something I'm missing because of how persistent Marinette fans are with that take.
I did not know that take was popular, but I have seen it before. I have written about this before, so I'll just put it here.
And maybe I'm just defensive, but there's a line about how Claw Noir treated Shadybug horribly, which comes off to me as OP pointing out that this is another way Marinette had it worse, when she was just as cruel to him lol. They both hated each other, it was mutual. She wasn't there for Claw Noir; she hated him and treated him just as badly as he treated her. Did we miss her attacking him and taking his ring? In fact, he was the one who reached out to her and tried to offer kindness and comfort first. And no hate on Emonette, they're on better terms now, but they 100% were not like that before, and she did not care about him.
In fact, rewatching the scene, she was the one who threw the first insult.
Claw Noir: There! You can have your boyfriend back! (Shadybug pulls out his belt) Hey! (Shadybug uses the belt to tie Ubiquity and keep her captive.) Don't yank the tail!
Shadybug: At least now it's being put to good use. (stares at Marinette's wallpaper of Adrien in her monitor) Even in this world, we find pictures of that self-centered Adrien Agreste.
Claw Noir: Obviously, he can only be perfect here, too.
Shadybug: A perfect stuck-up brat. No wonder you're a fan of his. (jumps up on Marinette's bunk bed and looks at her board full of pictures of her friends, and notices the open trapdoor above her) They must've gone out this way!
You'll notice that this is their first scene together, and she's the one who's insulting him. He doesn't say a thing to her that might have provoked her. Which is not me saying that he was nicer to her than she was to him, since he starts fights later in the special, but saying that Shadybug was the nicer one when the first line she says is an insult directed at him is... pretty rich lmao.
I'm not sure that it's because of how the show presents their relationship (though it could be a factor). I think it's more that the people saying these are the ultra Marinette stans who call Adrien a sexual harasser or an abuser or something. It sounds like something they'd say.
Thank you for your ask!
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