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sinner-sunflower · 1 month

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A HH Lucifer-centric AU 18/?

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22

I've really debated whether or not I'll post this particular part today or do another mystery and have it revealed in a flashback or something.

But then I said nah I'll give it now so you all can enjoy!

Very dialogue heavy.

I appreciate again your reblogs, likes, and very especially, your comments. Something about seeing your reactions or theories motivates me even more. Nothing says writer's pleasure like the suffering of their readers <3

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Once upon a time, all Lucifer wanted was to create and be happy. To love and be loved just the same. Being the Angel of Creation and Humility, his Father often sought his counsel regarding the first creations. He was affectionately called 'my Morning Star' by his Father, reminding him that he will be the first light His creations shall see.

When tasked with guarding the Garden, he embraced that duty wholeheartedly. But with Adam's growing ego and Lilith's festering defiance, he could feel himself struggling. He had tried so hard to make it comfortable for the both of them but it was never enough. The only reason Lilith stayed in the Garden for as long as she did was because Lucifer refused to leave right away.

Lucifer: It's my duty, Lily!

That's what he had said. He loved Lilith but he was still very much afraid of what repercussions his Father may give for his disobedience.

Then comes Eve.

Eve was a lovely girl. She's Lilith but softer. She's Adam but kinder. But she has no free will. Adam treated her like a maid and she took it all with a graceful smile.

And well, you know what happened next.

An apple. A sin. A trial. A fall. Darkness. Fire. He wants to get outOUTOUTOUTOUT!-

A makeshift table with 2 chairs appear in between him and Roo. The Root of All Evil moves to sit and motions for him to join her. Lucifer hesitates but follows.

Roo: See, dear fallen, your old man damaged me enough that I can't get my original form to heal like it was before. And just when I was recuperating my power, you and your sinful lot sealed me! Low blow, by the way. Thanks yo you, my vessel is truly destroyed.

Lucifer: That's why you take on these forms?

Roo: Yoou got it! I can show you what I originally looked like but it's merely confined in this space. Like every caged animal, I crave freedom. Freedom I am not willing to have without a proper vessel.

She giggles as Lucifer's expression dawns in realization.

Lucifer: You... want me? As your vessel?

Roo: Yup!

Lucifer: But- Why?

Roo: Consider it an investment! Why, I can't think of anyone better to powerful enough to control Hell and dear enough to hold against Heaven.

It was Lucifer's turn to scoff.

Lucifer: Hold against Heaven? I don't have any value to the people up there. I am no longer an angel?

Roo had to put a hand in her mouth to prevent her from laughing too much again.

Roo: Naive, little fallen. You really think that?

Lucifer: I know that! Or did you forget that I was exiled into this god awful pit?!

Roo: Ah. But that's all, isn't it?

Lucifer: I- huh?

Roo: Your angelic status is all that they took from you, no? And this place is merely a change of office. You still answer to Heaven, whether you admit it or not. You still watch over humanity, albeit the worst ones. And most importantly, you were not stripped of your heavenly powers. You know why? Because you-

She boops his forehead and it took all of his willpower not to bite her finger off.

Roo: -are God's little favorite.

Lucifer: That's not true.

Roo: Yes it is. Tell me, Lucifer. If God was to punish you for the greatest Sin ever committed, why leave you with power to rule it? If that was you, wouldn't you take away all of their being and leave them to rot in the very bottom of the grave they dug themselves? Why would I cast them out them make them rule it? That's just absurd.

Lucifer: You're speaking nonsense.

Roo: Am I? The old man obviously loved you enough to let you keep your divine powers. He probably could not stand the thought of His beloved son suffering at the hands of some lowly human souls.

The Sin of Pride wants to rebuke but can't get the words out. He always did wonder why he still had his wings, why he could still create, why he was made the King.

'Was it really your love, Father?'

He shakes his head and leaves that thought. He may not be at the bottom of the food chain, that doesn't change the fact that he did not, is not suffering.

Lucifer: And you think saying all that will make me give your reign on my body?

Roo: Of course not! But you asked and I gave my answer.

Lucifer: And what happens if I say yes?

Roo: Not a matter of if, fallen. I know you will.

Lucifer: I need you to be more specific.

Roo: Insurance. We already established that you do not have anything else to trap me with and I'd be more than happy to consume all of Hell. It will be a nice snack before my comeback. So, really, what other choice do you have?

Lucifer: I am not just going to let you use my body to get out of here and destroy Hell another way!

Roo: Woah! Who said I'll be destroying Hell? I just want a vessel so I can explore! Plus, as soon as I enter your body, your little Ring would be back to normal.

She produces a golden contract out of the blue and lays it down for Lucifer to see.

Roo: So, let's make a deal.

Lucifer: No.

Roo: Hush. Let me finish. I get my vessel and I won't touch a single thing in Hell anymore. Your body will act as my new "container" by which, until your demise, will remain yours.

Wait.

Lucifer: What? My demise?

Roo: Yup!

Lucifer: I'm immortal. If we go through with this, you'll never see the light of day again.

This is too good to be true. Not only will Roo be sealed for good but then Hell will safe. So why-

Roo: Then what's the fuss? You trap me forever and with you being immortal, won't even have to think about the other end of the bargain. Fun, right?!

Lucifer: No. What are you not telling me? Why after my 'death'? Is something going to happen that will permanently kill me?

She just gave him a menacing smiles.

Roo: Time is relevant, fallen. There will always be slips and an ancient being like myself, I'm bound to see something in between.

Lucifer: Quit being cryptic!

He is at his wits end. The longer he stays here the worse it gets outside!

Roo: Let me put down the basics of this offer then: I get my vessel and I'll stop this little party trick of mine. I will reside inside you until your 'hypothetical death' by which I'll claim all your being, powers and all. I'll even throw in a sweet deal of letting you keep your soul or have you give it to whoever you wish.

Lucifer: .....

Lucifer: I want to add conditions.

Roo: Be my guest~

Lucifer: In the aftermath of my death, you will do everything in your power to protect Hell and its people against anyone or anything that puts it in danger as long as you reside in my body. That means I also prevent you from leaving this vessel for another to get out of that clause.

Roo: Wonderful-

Lucifer: Hold on. I'm not done. Since you said that you do not wish to have property of my soul, you are to give it to Charlotte Morningstar. She will also ascend as acting ruler of Hell upon my death, not you. But you get to keep being the most powerful demon in Hell.

Roo: Hmmm. Sounds fair. I like those odds, my friend. So-

Roo holds out her glowing red hand. She no longer wore Charlie's face but instead she is now a blob of shadows and eyes. Lucifer has to narrow his eyes to prevent him from being blinded.

Roo: It's a deal then?

Lucifer can already feel Roo's energy inching inside him

Lucifer: Deal.

A handshake. A drop of blood. And a binding contract.

The game is set.

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Holy shit?? This was so long??

Fun fact: this was one of the scenes I wanted to do in my first AU post, the radioapple one with Lilith and Eve. But this is more fitting here now.

ENJOYYY

please leave what you think!

If there are some changes then it's me proofreading it after posting a;sdkla

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o0o0thorn0o0o · 8 months

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I be back.

Images by themselves below the cut because I spent way too much time on them + text because I’ve been gone for a while—‘course I got a lotta say.

It’s certainly been a while, eh? I did this last cour, too, and I swear to God if I do this for the next cour… Worst part is, I haven’t even watched it yet this time, rip :,) Will definitely do sometime later today, for sure, for sure.

So, I meant to get this done for IchiHime week (and look at how that turned out, haha), but not only was July a month full of pleasure, but it was also full of pain work. I was bordering a D for Orgo, so I spent a good portion prioritizing that—and it wasn’t for naught! Not only did I pass, but I went from a C- to a B! A freaking B, not even a B-!!! I’m still so shocked… I also ended up with over a 100 for lab, but I honestly kinda expected that. I’m just so glad I graduated without failing Orgo 2. Was infinitely better than Orgo 1, but goodbye, will never see you again. If I ever do, it’ll be too soon… Had hella good professors, though. That, I will say.

I go from ranting about Orgo to raving, even though it’s almost been a month… Oops ^^” The grade just still makes me so giddy, haha. Anyway, been mainly prioritizing drawing this (plus a part two to this, which I do have done as well, but I will be posting that sometime later today), though I did spend a good portion of the first half of this month rebooting my personal writing club. Enough about where I’ve been—let’s talk about the piece, shall we?

So, this was originally just an art idea I knew I wanted to do later, and when I saw what the first prompt was, it automatically came to the forefront of my mind. That, plus with the idea I eventually got for the second prompt, I really just had to. I actually probably could’ve gotten this done in a more reasonable time, but, see, when things are just an idea, I don’t put too, too much thought into them—only enough to consider them neat or substantial or something.

When it actually came to it, I found myself at a dilemma of just how faithful I wanted to stick with Orihime’s confession. Originally, I thought about incorporating the five specific things she mentioned into different past lives, but then I realized the timelines wouldn’t really make sense with what I was going for, especially considering Soul Society and stuff, which I had not thought about. So I kinda had to choose between previous lives or parallel lives. I initially went with the latter, but… idk, last minute, like the week of, I decided after checking the prompt list one more time that, nah, I definitely wanted previous lives. So, uh… yeah… I might still end up making a parallel lives version of this in the future, ‘cause I did like those ideas, too. We’ll see.

Anyway, I did try to make them at least somewhat reminiscent of the five things: Orihime and Hikoboshi are related to the astronaut thing ‘cause of space and stars and stuff. Heian Period IchiHime, well, it’s a bit of stretch, but I couldn’t really fit donuts in here since the timeline between them and the introduction of ice cream and the current timeline would’ve made one/two of these lives tragically short without even factoring in Soul Society—nothing wrong with tragedy, but not for this post, haha. So I went with small Chinese cakes ‘cause they’re a sweet? And they’d definitely be a very rare and special treat, so… idk.

Shinigami IchiHime’s also a bit of a stretch? You’d think I’d have the easiest time with being a teacher sometime in history, but I ended up sticking it here, and I was adamant I wanted to draw them in their academy days. So, you’ve got Orihime teaching Ichigo some kido techniques or something, idk. Maybe there’s also a kido equivalent to the dummy Hollow thing? And Orihime has a similar/equivalent position to Shuuhei for that? Idk, am just spitballing here to justify myself even though I know I don’t have to.

Then finally, we got Edo Period IchiHime, with Ichigo introducing ice cream to Orihime for the first time ever. And then of course, I shouldn’t have to explain the last one, haha.

Oh, God, I have so much to catch up on… which I will do later. And hey, since my scheduled posts are all up, I guess I’ll just use my queue to reblog posts I’ve missed since Ik I definitely will be reblogging a lot—don’t wanna bombard you with a ton of posts, aha. I will be making them daily instead of weekly, though, so that I’m not stashing them for too long. Starting tomorrow.

#bleach #inoue orihime #kurosaki ichigo #ichihime #fanart #digital art #I hate backgrounds sooo much #made my wrist fricking hurt #and what? to look subpar? bah humbug…#also ew what’s with that new dashboard setup???

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yourlocalshrimp318 · 2 months

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My mom likes Good Omens and is very dissatisfied by the ending

Good day folks! I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Depends on how you interpret it.

Bad news: I was too tired to write the post on season two ep1 and 2. Good news: I made notes on my mother’s reaction. Bad news: i didn’t write much to it because I was very fucking tired. Maybe good news: we watched episode 3 to 6 this evening, means I can finish this series, also means I’ve got a lot to remember and I am bad at that. Good news: you folks get a whole post on watching season 2 with my mom! A little more good news: she didn’t disown me and I was not grounded. She didn’t even cry. She just really wants a season 3. same, mom, same.

For the first two episodes: *checks phone for notes* as far as I see, she is a shipper. Very much. She is also not further concerned on the angels having typically male names and being played by woman. Which was quite surprising to me. She referred to Micheal as he.

„Has Gabriel lost his mind? And why the fuck is he naked? Didn’t need to see that.“

She complimented the music, it’s very fitting.

She was quite upset that Aziraphale and Crowley just won’t communicate. How right she was.

„Very interesting, I am really excited for the next episodes.“ these shall come now.

So uhhh. Wait, lemme check Wikipedia so I have an overview. Okay I checked Wikipedia and unlike for season one there is no overview thingy for each episode in season two. Very sad. I also got carried away. Anyway this will now come in order of what I remember, very sorry for that. It was much today.

In episode three when the boys were in Edinburgh, she paused to explain to me that it was very common for people stealing corpses. Yes mother I know. I am infected with good omens brainrot, I know a whole lot shit. But thanks.

„Damn Beelzebub looks disgusting.“ nah, when they come to earth they no longer look disgusting. She understood that, when she saw Beelzebub.

We agreed that the punishment for uhmmm German right-orientated people is very okay. Zombies are very ugly. „What is Mycroft doing there?“ (I also watched Sherlock with my mom btw. Interest on that? I’m sure I’ll remember a little bit)

Her reaction to „Jane Austen had balls.“ was amusing. She pulled a 🤨 and continued. Well okay.

(Fuck I have dementia or smth.) (fuck I am incompetent of using the internet, Wikipedia has information on each episode.)

Shax has a very bad taste in clothing. According to my mom. She is right. I think.

„Jim/James/Gabriels coat is so very stylish!“ yea. Please folks, do tell me, did it have a use or deeper meaning?

Before we watched episode 6 I organised tissues. I was surprised we didn’t need them.

„Oh man, the thing with Jim/James/Gabriel and Beelzebub is so cute!“ very much yes.

So. Final fifteen. It was very quiet in the living room. During and after the final fifteen. She didn’t cry (I was so close to cry) but she looked very dissatisfied. I mean I get it. But I was sad, she was like: „when does season three come? Do we know what happens next? That’s just so mean!“

After we turned the TV off we talked about it. She said it was just very tragic, the red-haired one loved Blondie so much and the fact that that Crowley waited at the car to see if Azi changed his mind is heartbreaking. Crowley deserves better. We hope he’s fine. Sadly we don’t know.

I am glad to say that my mom is not infected by the brainrot, which is both good I guess? Yea. I hope I captured most of it but it was a lot and I am tired.

Good day/night Folks!

(Just spend another 15 minutes on tumblr and I really hope I don’t dream of a weird mixture of Good Omens, Merlin and Lord of the Ring lmao)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable fandom #david tennant #michael sheen #my mom is so cool #but I am so sad that it’s over now

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floofiestboy · 1 month

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Official DC App’s Voiced Stories: Amuro Tooru

The official Detective Conan app offers a number of voiced stories - short conversations between characters - to its premium subscribers. I translated all thirteen stories that include Rei. (Three of these are in the Akai post.)

Other characters that appear in these stories are Conan (10), Akai (3), Heiji (2), Kazami (1), Ran (1), and Vermouth (1).

Table of Contents

Voiced Stories: Akai Shuuichi

Voiced Stories: Amuro Tooru

How Old Are You, Amuro-san? (安室さん何歳？)

Heiji: "But I gotta say, I ain't been back here at Poirot since the case..."

Heiji: "Yer deductions sure were somethin' back then! You sure ya ain't sharper than old man Kogoro?"

Amuro: "Certainly not... I still have a long way to go."

Heiji: "Speakin' of which, how old are ya?"

Amuro: "I'm at least a zodiac cycle older than you, I'd say."

Heiji: "What'd ya say?! Yer that much older than us?"

Amuro: "Us? Conan-kun is an elementary schooler, no?"

Conan: "T-That's right! I'm an elementary schooler! Heiji-niichan, what are you saying? Hahaha..."

Heiji: "Right, yeah yeah! Sorry, my bad! It's just, when I'm with this kid, I can't stop feelin' like Kudo's right by my side! Hahaha!

Amuro: "Is that so? Hahaha."

Conan: (exhales) "That could've been bad. Geez..."

Amuro's Cooking Class (安室料理教室)

Amuro: "Yes, now all you need to do is cut it in half..."

Heiji: "Boo-yah, we got it done! Man, I'm beat..."

Conan: "Thank you, Amuro-san!"

Amuro: "It was nothing. I'd be happy to help you with something like this whenever you'd like."

Heiji: "Nah, was a huge help! Ya saved us! It ain't like we woulda managed crap with just me and 'im."

Conan: "Man, I couldn't believe it when I saw your cucumber wasn't even cut all the way through..."

Heiji: "Hey! Says the guy who couldn't even shred the cabbage! Ya cut it inta squares!"

Amuro: "Now, now, calm down. But what made you want to make sandwiches all of a sudden?"

Heiji: "Ah, that's, well... it ain't real important..."

Amuro: "What is it?"

Heiji: "Mm, ah, it's just... Kazuha and them, they said they wanted ta eat yer sandwiches... so I wanted ta make it myself, y'see? Ta see what the hype's 'bout..."

Amuro: "Oh? So that's why you cooked for your girlfriend and her friends?"

Heiji: "Ah, nah nah nah, we ain't like that! It's just, um... she was just super naggy 'bout it, yeah?"

Amuro: "It's nothing to be embarrassed of. I think it's quite lovely! To cook for your girlfriend, even though you're bad at it!"

Heiji: "Nah nah nah, I-I'm tellin' ya, we ain't like that! Geez..."

Conan: "...Ha ha."

Kazami's Observant Eye (風見の観察眼)

Kazami: "...That concludes my report. Shall we bring him in?"

Furuya: "No, we'll let him swim a little longer. At this rate, they'll cut him off and escape scotfree."

Kazami: "Understood. In addition, erm. That is..."

Furuya: "What is it? How many times have I told you to report any news straight away? Particularly bad news."

Kazami: "Y-Yes, sir! But ah, this isn't a report, per se... I'm aware this is quite impertinent of me, but Furuya-san... would you consider taking a short nap after this? You've, ah, looked quite wan these past few days."

Furuya: "Ha, I've still got a long way to go if I have you worrying about me. I won't deny we have a modest amount of time until our next meeting. The weather is quite nice today. Shall we rest in a nearby park?"

Furuya: "Kazami. You're coming too!"

Kazami: "Furuya-san, I will accompany you!"

[...]

Furuya: "It's been quite a while since I've relaxed outside like this. You ought to r- oh, hm."

Kazami: "What is the mat- gargh!"

Furuya: "Hey, you guys... you need to look around you before you play catch! It can be really dangerous if you hit someone by accident! Like it was just now."

Kazami: "The ball is here."

Kazami: (sniffs) "Please be more careful next time."

Furuya: "You ought to be more aware of your surroundings as well. What happened to your observant eye that caught my poor physical condition?"

Kazami: "I can say nothing in my defense."

Furuya: "Well, I suppose it's fine. It makes me more excited to whip you into shape."

Kazami: "P-Please be gentle with me."

Mediating a Fight (喧嘩の仲裁)

Conan: "Ouch, I guess I've got a cut inside my mouth too..."

Amuro: "Hey there, Conan-kun. Oh? Why are you injured?"

Conan: "Amuro-san! Are you out shopping for Poirot?"

Amuro: "Yes, that's right. And as for you, what case did you poke your nose into this time?"

Conan: "I didn't really poke my nose into it... I more got dragged into it. Some of my classmates started arguing about cleaning duty, and it devolved into a physical fight."

Amuro: "I see. So your injuries are marks of valour from your role in mediating their fight."

Conan: "Eheheh. I'm sure you would've been smarter about stopping them."

Amuro: "Mm, I wonder about that. I'd say I'd be the one fighting and needing to be stopped."

Amuro: "If my opponent's taunting me into a fight, then I'd have to take them up on it- and I'd end up in a fist fight. Right?"

Conan: "Huh?"

Amuro: "Just kidding! More importantly, show me your injuries. Let's treat them."

What's on the Menu? (メニューは？)

Conan: "Huh? Amuro-san?"

Amuro: "Hey there, Conan-kun. Are you shopping as well?"

Conan: "Yeah, Ran-neechan asked me to. Does 'as well' mean that you're shopping too?"

Amuro: "Yes, we're running low on ingredients at Poirot. I'll be using these ingredients to-"

Conan: "Ah, wait! Lemme guess what you're gonna make! ...um, you've got carrots and celery....?"

Amuro: "Then you've got thirty seconds on the dot, with no hints! Now then, let's see how you do."

Conan: "Huh? Um... carrots and celery, carrots and celery... mm... a stew?"

Amuro: "Incorrect. Ten seconds left..."

Conan: "Urgh, just wait... you're stocking up, so you're not only using these ingredients..."

Amuro: "Sadly, you've run out of time."

Conan: "Whaaat?!"

Amuro: "The correct answer is curry! Was it too difficult for Sherlock Holmes, who only ever eats meals made for him by Mrs. Hudson?"

Conan: "Celery in curry? I can't believe you'd do that..."

Amuro: "Hahaha, it's not a rare recipe. You ought to look it up. And besides..."

Conan: "And besides?"

Amuro: "I'd like our customers to enjoy eating it. It's my favourite food, after all!"

The Trick to Making Ham Sandwiches (ハムサンド作りのコツ)

Conan: "Is it really okay for me to be in the kitchen?"

Amuro: "Certainly! I'd welcome you anytime! But did you like my ham sandwiches that much?"

Conan: "Yeah! Ran-neechan tried to make them the other day, but they ended up a little different from yours..."

Amuro: "Oh, Ran-san did?"

Conan: "I think she made them just like you taught me before, but..."

Amuro: "I see... she did apply olive oil to the ham?"

Conan: "Yeah! She said she did!"

Amuro: "And... when mixing the miso with the mayonnaise, did she keep it to just a dash?"

Conan: "Yeah! I think that was fine too!"

Amuro: "The only thing left is... did she heat the lettuce in lukewarm water?"

Conan: "Ah... I don't know. I guess I'll double-check with her!"

Amuro: "That sounds good! By heating it a little, it retains its crispiness for a while even after putting it in the sandwich."

Conan: "Right! Thank you, Amuro-san!"

Amuro: "I'd love to try some as well once she succeeds!"

A Perfectionist? (完璧主義者？)

Conan: "I'm home! Ran-neechan, what's for dinner toni- huh, Amuro-san?"

Amuro: "Welcome home, Conan-kun. Ran-san is at the supermarket. She said she ran out of the beef she needed for the gratin she was making tonight. I volunteered to look after the place while she was gone... I'm sure she'll be back soon."

Conan: "I-Is that so? Why are you at the detective agency, Amuro-san? Kogoro-no-ojisan has something to do tonight- he isn't here."

Amuro: "I'm here for you today, not Mouri-san. Did you forget this book at Poirot?"

Conan: "Ah, I forgot to put it back in my bag when I left! Thanks, Amuro-san! You're a big help!"

Amuro: "You're most welcome. It's important to you, yes? You need to be careful not to lose it."

Conan: "Yeah! You don't seem like the type to lose things, huh. It's like, you never show any weakness... have you ever made a mistake?"

Amuro: "I wouldn't call myself a perfectionist or anything, you know. Let me think... nothing in particular comes to mind. Though I certainly made plenty of mistakes as a child."

Amuro: "Well, now then, I still have work to do. So I'll be leaving now."

Conan: "Okay! See you at Poirot!"

Karaoke Contest (カラオケコンテスト)

Amuro: "Welcome, Conan-kun."

Conan: "Hi, Amuro-san. Huh? What's that poster?"

Amuro: "Ah, it's a poster for our shopping district's New Year's event."

Conan: "An event? What kind?"

Amuro: "It's a karaoke contest. There are some luxurious prizes prepared, so the owner and Azusa-san are both pumped about going for the win."

Amuro: "Oh, right. This is a good opportunity- why don't you enter as well, Conan-kun?"

Conan: "Huh? Ah, I-I'd rather not."

Amuro: "I do think you have a good sense of rhythm. Look, the prize for the elementary school division is an imitation Holmes set!"

Conan: "W-Wow... ah, are you not going to participate, Amuro-san?"

Amuro: "Oh, I'll be working at Poirot. I do plan to close a little early to cheer on the owner and Azusa-san though."

Conan: "I see. I think I might go cheer them on too, then."

Amuro: "Oh, please do."

Advice About Part-Timing (バイトの相談)

Ran: "Excuse me, Amuro-san... could I get your advice on something?"

Amuro: "Certainly, as there's no other customers right now. Is something the matter?"

Ran: "I'm actually thinking of starting a part-time job... Amuro-san, what do you think of your job?"

Amuro: "My job? It's quite fun! But why?"

Ran: "I wanted to go out with Sonoko somewhere..."

Amuro: "I see... well, I feel as though you could excel in any part-time job, Ran-san!"

Ran: "I-Is that so?"

Amuro: "You're cute, and smart as well, no? You're Mouri-sensei's daughter, after all!"

Ran: "I wouldn't go that far..."

Amuro: "And you can do karate too! You may just be stronger than me!"

Ran: "Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!"

Amuro: "Ahahahaha! It's a joke! I apologize, I pushed too far..."

Ran: "Geez! Be serious here!"

Have a Walking Stick Ready Before You Fall (転ばぬ先の杖)

Amuro: "Geez... no matter how much news is aired about cyber-terrorism, people won't stop using simple passwords... I'm appalled at how little they care for security despite being a government research institute..."

Amuro: "Though well, someone like me shouldn't be saying this."

Amuro: "Now then, I suppose it's about time for me to head b- who's there?!"

Vermouth: "Good work, Bourbon... my, you're more laid back that I thought."

Amuro: "Vermouth? Our meeting isn't for an hour yet, no?"

Vermouth: "I can't say I mind meeting at a hotel restaurant, but I felt I'd appreciate a drive in your passenger seat from time to time..."

Amuro: "You disguised as a research assistant for that reason alone?"

Vermouth: "Ha... better safe than sorry." [said in English]

Amuro: "I see, you mean 'have a walking stick ready before you fall'... I'd like to tell that to the supervisors of this research institute's system."

T/N: 'Have a walking stick ready before you fall' is a Japanese idiom equivalent to 'Better safe than sorry.'

How to Make Ham Sandwiches (ハムサンドの作り方)

Who’s the Culprit? (犯人は？)

Let’s Go to the Scene! (現場へ行ってみよう！)

(Refer to Voiced Stories: Akai Shuuichi)

#detective conan #amuro tooru #kazami yuuya #my translations #furuya rei #edogawa conan #I might do more in the future if people want I guess but akam is what I cared about the most 🚶‍♂️#c: six going on sixteen #c: if only I could forget you...

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thesharktanksdriver · 6 months

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Hey! Its me again! :D

I love the fact that Reader plays a ukulele to distract themselves away from their thoughts, it's wholesome oml.

*THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN FLASH BLACK*

(ALSO Your post abt Zoro and reader is so funny and gives me the giggles- I love platonic one piece ITS SO UNDERRATED)

Anyways, I have a few random memes and incorrect quotes for your reader and the Determination! Series! Hope you'll like it! :)

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*this takes place after Zoro just joined Luffy's pirate crew and Reader is tagging along*

Luffy : Hey Zoro! I just have one question for you

Zoro : What is it Luffy? *His arms behind his head trying to nap*

Luffy : What color is an orange?

Zoro : Luffy you bonehead, the color is just the same as its name. Just like a lemon *he is proud of himself*

Reader : *questioning their decisions*

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Crewmate : You're smiling. What happened?

Young!Buggy : What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Reader : Shanks tripped and fell down the stairs today. *Treating shanks broken nose*

Young!Shanks : *with a broken nose* >:( jerk (to Buggy)

: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

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* they're eating dinner*

Reader : Can you pass the salt?

Shanks : *throws Buggy across the table*

— 🛎️ Anon!

Hi!!!!!!

Never thought I’d be getting the honour incorrect quotes for my series from someone else : D

I shall also post some as well

Nami: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Luffy: Okay, but what is updog?

Sanji: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Ussop: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Y/n: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Zoro : Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Nami: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Ussop: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Zoro: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Luffy: What’s a henway??

Nami: Oh, about five pounds

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Y/n and Luffy: Thanks fam!

Ussop: Oh no.

Zoro: Sounds fake, but okay.

Sanji: *A flustered mess*

Nami : Can I get a refund?

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Ussop: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Zoro: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Y/n: Oh wow, my childhood innocence and My will to live! I haven't seen these in years.

Sanji : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Nami: Mental stability, my old friend!

Ussop: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Y/n: *dies*

Luffy: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Zoro: Bullshit. One month.

Ussop: Nah, half a month.

Sanji , sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!

Nami, scratching chin in thought: One week.

(This one is wayyy to real lol)

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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*

Luffy: So what have you been up to recently?

Zoro: Leading a revolution with Sanji.

Luffy: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Zorro: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Luffy: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Y/n ?

Zoro: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Ussop?

Luffy: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Nami?

Zoro: Cult leader.

Luffy: Yeah, that sounds about right.

#platonic #answers #determination!#🛎️ anon

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morallyinept · 8 months

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*Phone Rings. The Mandalorian theme.*

Hey D. How you doing, bud?... What? Whoa, slow down. You're rambling… You high? Okay. I think you'd better get over here… Just get here and then we can talk through it…

Get an Uber. You drive here and I'mma fustigate you. Okay. Yes, I have whiskey. And vodka. Yes and the strawberry sparkle face mask… and the peach shampoo. No, I don't have any tabs. No. Dude! Just get your ass over here! Okay. See you soon.

*Dieter finally arrives after three. Fucking. Hours.*

D! Where've you been? I was worried. God, you look like shit. Been on an epic bender, hmm? Looks like you need a good detox and a pamper sesh, my dude. Sound good?

Yeah… thought so. So let's get started, shall we?

Today, Dieter and I are going to give you some hints and tips for a good self-pampering session. This is all about indulging in YOU. Making yourself feel good on the outside, will contribute to how you feel on the inside. Especially if you've had a shitty day - or a string of them lately. We'll also put some fun links at the bottom of this post that you might like. Because we're just that awesome.

You're welcome. 🖤

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and we're not here to give you a full make-over, babe. Nah, you're stunning as you are. Trust me.

Aren't they gorgeous, Dieter?

See? Told you.

But there are some little things you can do to feel more polished and shiny when you're feeling down in the dumps. When you make time to indulge in some self-pampering, it makes you feel good. It can instantly change and lift your mood when you're nice and clean and smelling like zingy lemons, isn't that right D?

Yeeeah… let's get you in the tub, buddy.

Yes, I have those scented candles you like. I know, I'm so good to you… Scooch forward. I'll wash your hair.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

You might have been festering in your own filth for a few days if you've been feeling really down. And that's perfectly okay. Sometimes you just gotta ride with it and wallow in your own crapulence for a bit. But now Dieter and I are here to kick your pert butt out of bed, to take off those gross pj's and to get you in the tub.

Dieter will even scrub your back, and anywhere else you, uh, need it.

Relaxing in a hot bubble bath feels fucking a-mah-zing, doesn't it? Oof. Hot water eases physical tension that you're holding onto, and also helps to relieve pain. Not only that, the steam opens up your pores so you can give your skin a good, deep cleanse. Add as many bath bombs as you like to the water, or hang some fresh eucalyptus bunches in your shower to get that spa-like effect. Even if you don't have that stuff, it's cool. Hot water alone will make you feel like a million bucks, dahlins.

Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Exfoliate. Scrub your body and your face to rid yourself of those dead skin cells. Then slather on some body butter or your favourite moisturiser. If you have a facial routine, now is a good time to do that too. Take your time and enjoy it, the sensations and scents... Dieter loves a good face mask. Strawberry scented with sparkles. You can't make this shit up.

Treat yourself the next time you have some spare cash to a good moisturiser. You don't have to spend loads of money on skincare products, but a decent moisturiser will see you right. It will also hydrate your skin, and if you've not been taking good care of yourself lately, your skin will be grateful for that moisture injection.

Hydrate. Eat. Relaaaax.

Speaking of wet - ahem - drink that water. All of it! Drinking water will also make you feel full, so you're less inclined to overeat and pick at those snacks you reach for when depressed. If you're anything like me, snacking, when you don't feel your best, is a vice. Drinking water will help to curb those cravings.

And it's also really amazing for your skin and body. Aim to drink at least 16 cups or 3.7 litres of water a day. Thank me later when your skin looks all dewy, you goddess you!

No, that's not water, Dieter. Sigh…

Eat something that you love. Now, I know I just mentioning snacking being a vice, but we're having a pamper night so you're allowed to indulge-

No, D. Not like that.

Give me those…

Treat yourself to some ice-cream, or your favourite dessert or savoury snack. And don't feel guilty about it either. Enjoy it. Lick the spoon. Have seconds. Plonk your face into it if you really want to. S'all good.

Engage in a hobby you like. Now is a good time to settle in and watch your favourite Pedro movie. Prospect, anyone?

What? Oh, sorry. Yes. I meant The Bubble… sorry D. 😬 Great. Now he's ranting about Ezra... Jealous much?

D, there is nothing going on between Ezra and I. I, uh, pinky swear. Yeah. 😬

Draw. Paint. Sew. Cook. Decoupage. Whatever it is you're into, do that for a bit. Sit and read a book you've been enjoying, or read some smutty fics (I've a whole list of them here for you to pick from if you want). Speaking of smutty…

Have a little wink, wink, nudge, nudge time.

If you have a partner, now might be a good time to jump their bones and-

Wha- D! What are you- Okay, wait… Oh. Ohhooh! That feels good actually. Yeah. Right there. Keep going.

Hang on guys, we'll be right back-

Okay… phew. 🥵 Sorry about that. Urm, where were we?

Ah yes. If you're single, you can still indulge in some schmexy times. Sex and masturbation are some of the most perfectly normal things in the world, and with them comes orgasms. And the best way to de-stress? Yep. You've guessed it. An orgasm. Deep. Fluttery. Tingly. Quick. Shuddery. Slippery. Leg twitching. However you like it, when you orgasm, your body releases the hormone oxytocin into the bloodstream. Oxytocin, typically known as the 'love' or 'cuddle' hormone, can decrease stress.

Masturbation causes dopamine; a chemical associated with pleasure, to be released into your body. Simply put, dopamine makes you feel oh so good, and puts you in a better mood. On top of that, the hormone oxytocin, which is released during orgasm, lowers cortisol levels. Cortisol is the main stress hormone, and is usually present in high levels in stressed out people. Touching yourself and climaxing can boost these chemicals and, in result, help you feel more at peace. So, babes. Go fuck yourself, in the nicest possible way. 😉

Sorry, we got a bit nerdy there, didn't we?

Oh, Dieter. The specs suit you. Maybe keep them on next time we… you know? 😏

Though, if you're anything like Dieter, then you don't really need to hear the science to use it as an excuse to hump, right?

Don't look at me like that, bud. You keep whipping that thing out it's going to fall off with the whiplash… I know, you just made me orgasm. I'm not knocking it, dude. Chill your gnarly crocs.

My point is, touch yourself peeps. Whip out those vibes, clit suckers and dildos and go to Pleasure Town. And if you don't already own any toys? Invest, baby. Trust me, a good vibrator will be your best friend when you're feeling blue.

Sleep is not the enemy.

Get a good night's sleep. Spray your pillow with some lavender oil, it's great for helping you drift off. Practise some meditation techniques before bed, about half an hour before you climb in the sheets to get you in that relaxed state. Deep meditative breathing will also relax you ready for sleep. Drinking some Camomile tea about an hour before might be nice too. But make sure it's caffeine-free otherwise you'll be counting dancing Dieters on the ceiling…

Ditch the guilt.

And finally, accept that it's okay to have days where you feel out of step. It's okay if you've neglected yourself a bit lately. You don't need to feel guilty; we all deal with things differently. Some of us punch it out at the gym, others hide under the bed for a week, eventually emerging like something out of a Japanese horror movie...

It's okay, D. We won't watch The Ring again, I promise... 🙄

But try to find your way back on the path to you. And spending some time on yourself can really help guide you there. There will always be those days that take their toll on you mentally and physically; whether that be from work, college, family and home life, or your own anxiety coming out to fuck with you for a while for shits n' giggles. Go at your own pace, and do what YOU need to do to keep moving forward, even if it feels slower than everyone else. Be a turtle, not a hare. Turtles are way cooler anyway.

You're a human being who was built to feel. These feelings will come, and they will go too. Remember that you're stronger than you think you are. Deep breaths. You've got this. 🖤

So D, how are you feeling now that we've pampered the fuck out of you today?

Wow! Look at you! Slaaaay girlfriend! See. I always know what makes you feel good, hmm?

Now, where did you put those specs, Mister? 😏

I hope that you enjoyed a good pampering session today with Dieter and I. Remember, self-care is important to your mental wellbeing. Do it as often as you need it. Do not feel guilty for having some YOU time. YOU come first. 🖤

👇🏻Here be the linkage:

More Self Care With Dieter & Jett

Pedro Pascal Feel Good Clip - Because Pedro ALWAYS makes you feel good, right?

100 Ways To De-stress - Some great ideas in here.

DIY Face Massage - Really great facial massage you can do at home.

Fancy A New Toy? - Don't click if you're offended by sex toys or underage.

As always, these wonderful Dieter GIFS were created by @a7estrellas @miguelo-hara & @uuuhshiny I have saved loads to my phone, so naturally I've now forgotten who else has made them, if any. 🤦🏻‍♀️ If you did, let me know so I can tag you. Also found through Pintrest/Google. Except for my shitty spec edit. That's all me, ha!

🖤

YOU. ARE. STRONGER. THAN. YOU. THINK.

Do you. Then Do Dieter.

More Dieter & Jett here

🖤

ℹ️ Dieter and I always strive to bring you unbiased, fact-checked advice. We're not licensed therapists, so we do a lot of research to ensure we can provide helpful and informative posts. Well, I do. Dieter mostly sits around eating KitKats.

#self care with dieter & jett #dieter bravo #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal #dieter bravo the bubble #self care #self love #jett has spoken #ezra prospect #do you #then do dieter #you are stronger than you think you are #dieter ezra & jett

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presleyhearted · 27 days

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Yours Truly - Chapter 13.5: Soon.

・❥・pairing: Elvis x original female character

・❥・genre: slow burn, mystery, angst, fluff.

・❥・wc: 645 words

・❥・summary: In which a 21-year-old girl suddenly finds herself having consecutive dreams of a particular rock ‘n’ roll star whom she has never met and who died 45 years ago.

・❥・ ratings & warnings: SFW. none.

❥・a/n: This is written from a different point of view. And yes, it it mostly a back-and-forth dialogue, which lacks description and detail. But all is intentional. You should zoom in, analyze, and put the puzzle pieces together yourself. This chapter was posted on wattpad months ago, I thought I already posted it on here at the same time. Sorry about that.

It is a short, but highly important chapter.

chapter index | prev | chapter 14

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"When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable." - Jess C. Scott

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NARRATOR'S VOICE

[24 HOURS PRIOR. . .]

IT WOULD BE untrue if one were to say that the world is only full of purity, hope, and overwhelming happiness. However, it would also not be deemed proper to agree that only all dark madness and misery roam the earth. One cannot exist without the other. A saying that has been echoed from one ear to another. A saying that can account for a plethora of statements; you can never truly have it all. No one ever can. Furthermore, human beings have a forceful tendency to prolong what is simply out of their grasp. It is admirably optimistic, however, once again only prolonging the sheer inevitably of it all.

How human. Hm.

For one to voluntarily exhaust themselves for the silver of nonsensical hope? How foolish one would be to disregard the oldest rule of nature.

Therefore, Dear readers, it would only be appropriate to simply from time to time - remind ourselves not to fall into our own warps of idealistic reverie. But of course, as it has been said many times before, humans are not known for being exceptional listeners.

The rigorous downpour continued, and the dark-haired man could not care less - his blue eyes fixated on the spot in front of him with his right hand grasping into the air, then dropping it to his side momentarily. For just a few moments prior a woman was in front of him, her hazel eyes and radiant smile aimed at him. Not to mention, her arms around him as they danced despite the unconventional conditions, despite the water cascading down her dress and sticking to her skin. Now, at this moment, the man stands alone - the woman? vanished in a second, without the man completing his sentence. Slipping through his fingers just like that.

The man slowly notices the umbrella hovering over him, the act of the figure beside him. He lets out a heavy sigh.

"No- not yet." The man says, despite the person beside him not uttering a single word.

"You are only exhausting yourself."

"'Am not. " The man replies, shaking his head.

"It all has been more than enough."

"No," The man rejects, "Not even close."

"Yes, yes it it is. It has been. Listen to me-"

"No! I-I-I can't. Please, not now."

"Need I remind you that there is a limit."

Silence.

"It is not wise of you to take hold, to attach yourself like this. You know the inevitable. For your sake, I am to warn you - be done with it."

"Be done with it?! " The man scoffs, "The fuck is she? A toy? No. I-I-I have chosen this, this was my choice. Don't you dare rip this off me. You know how it's been for me. I don't give a damn about your warning, keep 'em to yourself. She needs me. I-I-I have to be there. For her. All for her. I don't give a damn how tired ya say I am, I will do everything I can. I-I-I know, I know that it will happen. But not today. Not now. I-I can't let go. I- I-I need her. It's not possible to just 'be done with it' nah. Not with her. " The man furiously shakes his head, his eyes swollen with tears.

"Let go."

"No."

"I shall see you soon then, Elvis."

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chapter 14

taglist:

@literally-just-elvis-fics

@obsessedwithurlove

@simplyamberj

@ilovereadingfanfics

#elvis fic #elvis presley #fluff #angst #elvis x oc #elvis x original female character #mystery #Elvis fic recs #slow burn #elvis x reader

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leenaur143 · 24 days

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right I don't wanna spend too much brain space thinking about THE video that came out today but I am quite angry right now and so flipping lost.

1) Firstly, please don't call your video 'breaking the silence' if you say NOTHING OF VALUE the entire video.

- Okay that's harsh, sure, but he didn't explain why he left

- could he be kept silent by contract? if so STUPID TITLE MATE

- does he just not want to share? why make this video then?? why now?

2) Secondly, he apologised 'to anyone he hurt' by his decisions

- sorry? sorry??? for leaving your entire team just before their comeback when they had everything set ready and prepared WITH YOU as a part of their plan and their family and you just LEFT

- sorry that was really biased, emotions are quite high rn but if you want my empathy you need to explain - i am not going to pity you or your situation without knowing the facts

- the fact is some stays were wrong (threats, etc) towards him, yes I acknowledge that, so I feel sympathy for that and only for that

- also I don't know about him but my parents raised me to apologise to peoples faces rather than whatever this bullcrap is.

3) Once again, why now?

- why release this video now? what is there to prove?

- it seemed like one long elaborate way to promote his new music and how he's gonna 'express himself through his music'

- I keep coming back to the title I'm sorry but IT'S SO MORONIC I'm so done with this PR crap that we've been fed for 5/6 years now, IT'S NOT OKAY.

4) What do you want from this?

- Okay you said you wanted people to hear your story through your music and 'clear up' everything (which nah you didn't) but what else?

- Do you want my members to reply? Are you inciting a response from them? The company? Who?

- If they were to even reply, I feel Channie would be the one to do so and my boy has been on red alert since Channie's Room ended so forget that even happening since we know what the company did the last time he spoke out (another situation I am still furious at)

- Also this must be so much, emotionally and mentally, for the members to deal with - they're tired now after their fanmeet and they should be resting but no they have to deal with this all now

If anyone can shed any light on this whole situation that can help me understand just the facts of the matter, that would be kindly appreciated, I am very open to listen (despite my passive aggression this entire post, sorry about that 😅). Spread love guys, I know its hard seeing all this resurface after so long but this too shall pass innit

#stray kids #imma tag him though i dont want to associate him with my boys at all #kim woojin #the link is to his video on youtube

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mixedstyles · 2 years

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anything alaya related plsss

Instagram Blurb

you ask and you shall receive

Harry and alaya!reader annoying each other via social media

ALaYA Masterlist | Masterlist | ask box!

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areyoulistening classes are starting back up so i thought i’d pull this from the one direction side of tumblr circa 2012. HELPFUL HINT: if he’s your lab partner, run :)

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fandomcentral AFVDFUNGD Y/N IS A FUCKING ICON

adoreuclub stop I remember reblogging this in my 1D tumblr days 😭🫣

harrystyles My lawyers will be contacting you shortly.

↳ areyoulistening JustHarryThings 🫶🏼

hrryfan I love that the first Harry photo she’s posted is a 2012 tumblr photo imagine

↳ areyoulistening gotta respect where i came from🫡

user007 Harry being y/n’s favorite 1D member: confirmed

↳ areyoulistening wrong. i was a niall girl🫣💀

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DailyStylesNews Harry via Instagram Stories August 27

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hsfan2001 Their friendship is keeping me alive

↳ areyoulistening it’s not going to keep him alive for much longer because i’m about to ki11 him 👿

↳ harrystyles JustY/NThings 🫶🏼 @.areyoulistening

↳ areyoulistening YOU CAN’T REUSE MY COMMENT @.harrystyles

↳ harrystyles What are you gonna do? Kill me??? @.areyoulistening

stylussy their interactions are so entertaining 😭😭

user01 Oh to have Harry Styles as a close friend 😔

↳ harrystyles She blocked me.

↳ user01 HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOO

↳ harrystyles Oh. She unblocked me. But I now have a strongly worded DM from her. @.user01

user007 harry is so active because of y/n. we truly love to see it

↳ fan03 he’s also being super interactive with us too??? like he just replied a couple times to someone’s comment

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areyoulistening welcome to my TEDtalk titled: “Bread Might Be Gold but This Look Certainly is Not”. today i’ll be discussing the evolution of male facial hair and what certain styles mean in relation to the times as well as giving tips on how to accurately pick the best style that suits you.

[tagged harrystyles and ted]

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hisgoldengirl Why do people hate his mustache 😫😫 I must know. He LoOkS So GoOd

fannlyfe Are they in some kind of prank war or???

↳ user11 Nah, I think this is just their friendship

↳ fanmade mhmmm their ✨friendship✨ @.user11

harrystyles Geez you really came for my throat with this one.

↳ areyoulistening Was it too harsh? I feel bad now

↳ harrystyles No, no, carry on. Just sleep with one eye open. @.areyoulistening

hrrysgrl fave pic of all time 😌

dumwitch Her fucking caption. Holy shit. HER CAPTIONS ARE LEGENDARY. The fact she tagged Ted talks too 😭😭😭

harryshq Harry I love you, but the mustache is not it

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harrystyles “Why’s the sun so bright?” she asks as she’s looking directly at it. The sun is bright but she’s not.

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liveloveharry Okay but like… I kind of get it

user_3 I want to know what prompted her to look up at the sun 🤔

↳ harrystyles Literally nothing. She’s just like that. It often worries me.

areyoulistening in my defense, i didn’t think that it would be that bright with the fabric over my eyes.

↳ harrystyles You mean, you didn’t think the SUN would be bright after you put a thin piece of white fabric over your eyes? Yeah I definitely see the logic there @.areyoulistening

↳ areyoulistening HEY NO NEED TO GET SNAPPY. ARE YOU STILL MAD OVER THE MUSTACHERRY POST? @.harrystyles

↳ harrystyles wtf is a mustacherry? And no I’m not mad over it smh. I just care about your overall health and general wellbeing. You staring at the sun negativity impacts said wellbeing. @.areyoulistening

↳ areyoulistening awww he cares 🫶🏼 @.harrystyles

↳ harrystyles Of fucking course I care. I want you to stay by my side. You can’t do so if you don’t take care of yourself smh @.areyoulistening

hsfan24 AHSFHEHA HARRY ADMITTING HE LIKES Y/N???!!!???

dailystylesnews So this week we’ve had: y/n and harry officially acknowledge they’re at least friends, us as a fan base once again having the mustacherry conversation, and harry ruining is ig aesthetic to post a photo of y/n… anything else?

↳ allthatmatters he also publicly admitted his feelings for her 🫢

I realized I forgot to tag everyone… days later.

tag list: @theekyliepage @tati813 @reveriehs @thomaslefteyebrow @mxltifxnd0m @gothmingguk @b-reads-things @noooovaaaaa @be-with-me-so-happily

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yakuzacanons · 5 months

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momther i require a majima

a sequel to the situationship headcanons where the reader and majima start to tell each other they love each other and they're both unsure of the implications of the other person's words 😤 PLATONIC? ROMANTIC? ATLANTIC? WE WILL NEVER KNOW. id say the affectionate reader is the first to whisper it to him after they're done confiding in each other and she's in his arms and he just hears a soft "i love you". those words become exchanged often after this instance 😭

FINALLY I answer this, you ask you shall receive a Majima. Sorry it took me fuckin ages to get to this, I am in a spot rn where I can write a lotta these so I'm banging out as many as I can. It's Majima posting today babey. When is it not... fr.

Majima can handle himself eventually working up the courage, either on purpose or in the heat of the moment, to tell you how he feels but he honestly had never considered the thought that you might reciprocate? He is genuinely stunned? Like dumb founded. Stumped. Lost for words.

Rather than ask you to repeat what you said or to clarify, he'll just let out his classic "Huhh??" with his classic little head tilt. It's not that he didn't actually hear you, the information just hit his head kind of like a brick. If you actually think he didn't hear it or understand you and respond by repeating what you said, his eyes will just get wider and his brain will start going haywire.

In his stunned, ableit very excited, state, it's best if you just take the lead here. A simple, sweet, and soft "I love you" is all it takes for him to just squeeze you tight, as if he's somehow afraid you'll just vaporize and disappear forever.

Majima's pretty likely to just kiss you out of the heat of the moment. As gutsy and confident as that move might seem, inside he's thinking "Is this really happenin'?!". He'll probably keep thinking that every time he kisses you.

After that, Majima will be pretty vocal of how he feels about you. Also the type of guy to say "Nah, I love YOU more!" like a total goober.

#majima megaphone moment #yakuza #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #goro majima #majima goro

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fleetingskylark · 7 months

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/head in hands/

today I shall bring an um... nsfw A-Z headcanon of Lee HAGSJAGAJ I am going to be very self indulgent and yes this is my personal headcanon so you may agree or disagree orz

i'll put it under the cut below. stay away if you cannot handle nsfw orz

A–Aftercare

Lee wouldn't really give any aftercare besides asking you if the session was painful or not, or whether you find it enjoyable or nah. He will also pat you a lot. Other than that, he prolly won't do anything.

B–Body Part

He'll enjoy every part of you, but enjoys your neck, ears, and chest the most.

C–Cum

Since he's a construct, he can't really cum (unless Asimov installed some module similar to human reproductive systems) so if anything his length would just vibrate. As a human however, he'd just taste like sin /hj

D–Dirty Secret

He secretly enjoys going inside his own M.I.N.D. and imagine himself fucking you. May look like he's in a trance when doing it.

E–Experienced

He knows a thing or two before he became a Construct, but after that he just does his own 'research' to give you the best feeling. He's the awkward first-timer, but improves as time passes.

F–Favorite Position

He enjoys every position as long as he's with you, but loves missionary and standing up a lot.

G–Goofy

I–Intimacy

Lee is more serious when it comes to sessions with you. He focuses on pleasuring you and himself, though he may tease or taunt you with his words. Joking in bed isn't his forte.

H–Hair

Constructs don't typically have hair over there. But as a human, Lee would groom himself pretty well and keeps his hair short.

Lee makes sure that he feels amazing, and so does you. However, if he's in a domineering mood, he'd just use you like a personal cumdump.

J–Jack Off

As a Construct, he'd just do as mentioned on the 'Dirty Secret' section of this post. As a human, he'd lock himself in a room and masturbates when he craved for you.

K–Kink

Degradation, tying up, blindfolds, mirror sex. Personally, he'd enjoy seeing you being nothing but a common slut when you're alone with him in bed.

L–Location

He prefers doing it somewhere private, like his room, your room, or the office when no one is around.

M–Motivation

Whenever you tease him about how good he would feel inside you, it would get him going. He has a good job of holding back however–until he can't take your teasing anymore and straight up fucks you.

N–NO

He would not like it whenever you would look like you're in genuine pain. He loves his kinky stuff, but if you feel discomfort around him, he'd immediately stop and calm you down before asking if you'd like to continue or not.

O–Oral

He prefers receiving slightly above giving.

P–Pace

Depending on his mood, Lee could take it slow and make you feel the best pleasure as he grinds into you. Or he could just pound you in a fast pace and make you cum over and over (as a human, he'd cum again and again too honestly)

R–Risk

If Lee feels like it, he would ask you to try a new kink or a new toy. But most of the time, he prefers following your desires when it comes to trying new things. Your comfort is his priority, no matter how kinky he could be.

Q–Quickie

He does not mind quickies once in a while, but prefers long, actual sessions where he'd get to enjoy you fully.

S–Stamina

As a Construct, he could go until you're completely worn out since Constructs has bigger energy than humans. As a human, Lee could last around five to six rounds.

T–Toy

Sometimes, he would use something like vibrators. If he's not in the mood, then his length is enough.

U–Unfair

Oh, this man ENJOYS teasing. Especially if he's in the mood to be a do-S dom. How he teases you is up for you to decide.

V–Volume

Lee's voice is breathy, and he is slightly loud when he is nearing the edge.

W–Wild Card

He lowkey has a submissive side to him, and enjoys getting degraded the same way he enjoys degrading you. Will never admit to this, though.

X–X-ray

Length is around 15-17 centimeters, be it as a human or as a Construct. Also, quite thick.

Y–Yearning

Lee's drive is somewhere in the middle, as he has a pretty strong self-control. If his drive is at a high however, tease him a few times and it's all over.

Z–Zzz

Constructs don't typically need rest, but he would accompany you to sleep. As a human however, he falls asleep roughly 15 minutes after the session (unless he has enough stamina to continue a few more rounds until morning)

#pgr #punishing gray raven #exhibishoun #pgr lee #punishing: gray raven #this is self indulgent #i am very normal #not safe fw #punishing gray raven lee

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Dragon Ball Ships Week 2023 (2) - Day 2: Movie Night

Days: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]

Title: Meeting the Family Pairing: Fayra/Trunks Characters: Trunks Briefs, Fayra, Bulla Briefs, Bulma Briefs and Rulah Summary: Fayra meets Trunks' family for the first time. Warning: Inappropriate language Do not repost, claim to be your own work or use it without perrmission. Cross-posted on AO3

Fayra was making her way out of college that afternoon. Her house wasn’t that far from it, but it would still take her twenty minutes of walking to get there. She didn’t mind doing it, as it would give her some time to think and enjoy her own company.

She and Trunks have been together for a few months now. She couldn’t be happier. He was the most perfect guy she could ever ask for. He was sweet, caring and romantic, among other things. She felt really lucky and blessed.

“Here is the most beautiful girl from school!” Trunks exclaimed the moment he saw her walking out of school.

“Hey you.” She kissed him tenderly on the cheek “I thought you’d be going home by now.”

“Nah, I wanted to take you home today. Is that a problem for you?”

“Of course not. I’d love that!”

“I thought so.”

“So shall we go?”

“Absolutely! Let’s go.”

“Are you ready?” He asked as he wrapped his arms around her.

“I want to say I am, but I can never get used to flying. I love it when you carry me though.”

“I thought you would.” Trunks couldn’t help but smile before making sure she was safe enough for them to fly off.

They landed in front of her house about half an hour later. Fayra immediately went to check her hair in one of the windows and fixed it. Everytime they fly together, she’s happy she doesn’t have long hair. Short one is way more practical.

“You look great.”

“Aww thanks.” Fayra looked at him with a smile. “I just needed to make sure. I’m glad you think so though.”

“I do.” Trunks came to her and placed his hands on her shoulders. “So tell me, is the pretty lady free on the weekend?”

“She might be.” She spun around to look at him and his hands fell to her hips. “Why? Do you want to take her out?”

“I’m thinking about it. Do you think she would say yes?”

“I think she might. Depends on what you have planned.”

“How about a movie?”

“Oh, that actually sounds good! What movie?”

“We can choose when we get to Capsule Corp on Saturday night.”

“Your house?”

“Yes, is there a problem?”

“No.” Fayra shook her head and said in a reassuring tone. “It’s just that… I’ll be meeting your parents.”

“Well, we’d have to meet them eventually.”

“I know. I was just surprised, I didn’t think we were at that point already.”

“If you don’t want to do it, it’s alright.”

“No, I do.” She assured him. “Like you said, we’d have to meet them eventually.”

“Alright then. It’s a date.

****

Fayra felt like she could easily throw up from nervousness that Saturday evening. She was a couple of hours away from meeting Trunks’ parents and feared she wouldn’t make a good first impression. Just when she thought she was about to go insane, her phone started buzzing beside her, on her bed. She had the widest grin on her face when she saw the name on its screen.

“Hey, Rulah!” She exclaimed. “I’m so glad you called.”

“Oh really?” The woman’s voice echoed in the bedroom in a muffled way. “Why?”

“I’m about to go to Trunks’ house and meet his parents.”

“No way!!” Rulah exclaimed. “Is it that serious?”

“I don’t know, that seems like it.”

“How can you not know it, Fayra? It’s pretty obvious.”

“I mean, we haven’t even talked about labeling what we are.”

“That’s the perfect opportunity to do it, don’t you think?”

“I guess so. But I feel a little intimidated by it.”

“I’m sure everything will be alright. His parents are good people.”

“I hope so.” The blonde sighed. “Well, I should go. Trunks should be arriving soon and I don’t want to be late.”

“Alright. Good luck.”

“Thank you.”

“Let me know how it goes later.”

“I will. Bye.”

****

Fayra was in awe when she walked into Capsule Corp a couple of hours later. She had heard stories about it before, but it was different to actually see it in person.

“That’s everyone’s reaction the first time they come here.” Trunks remarked in a light tone after he looked over his shoulder towards her.

“Huh?” She shook her head and turned to look at him, trying her best not to get distracted at every little detail throughout the large halls. “I suppose so. Where exactly are we going to watch the movie?”

“In the TV room, of course.”

“You have a TV room?”

“Of course. We have a room for pretty much everything here.”

“Right.”

“Trunks?” Bulma’s head popped up from the lab.

“Yes, mom?”

“Oh, is this the friend you talked about a few days ago?” She could barely hold her large smile.

Friend? Fayra was aware they hadn’t put any labels on what they have so far, but she certainly didn’t like being called ‘friend’. Still, she hid it pretty well.

“Nice to meet you.” Bulma spoke again, attracting the blonde’s attention immediately.

“Nice to meet you too.” She replied with a soft smile. “You have a very nice house. I love it.”

“Thank you so much,… eh?”

“Fayra.”

“Trunks, so impolite of you not to introduce your friend to me.”

“I’m sorry.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “Mom, this is Fayra. Fayra, this is my mom, Bulma.”

“Nice to meet you again.” Fayra surprised everyone, even herself, when she leaned over and hugged the other woman.

Bulma took a few seconds to understand what was happening before she hugged the blonde back.

****

Trunks walked into the TV room carrying a large bowl of popcorn. He was followed closely by Fayra, who was holding two big glasses of soda.

“Wow…” She gave a spontaneous whistle as she looked all around the room, but the huge TV got her attention the most.

He couldn’t help but laugh at her while he placed the bowl on the table at the center of the room, between the TV and the blue couch.

“Oh my God, this sofa is so comfortable!” She stated as she sat down. “It feels like I’m sitting on cotton.”

“Have you sat on cotton before?”

“No, silly.” She laughed. “That was a figure of speech.”

“You can tell grammar isn’t my thing.”

“Yes, I can.”

“So what movie do you want to watch?” Trunks asked as he sat beside her, placing an arm over her shoulder.

“Whichever you want. I’ll let you choose.”

“No.” He shook his head. “You’re the guest. You choose.”

“Alright. So we’re going for a romantic comedy, is that okay with you?”

“Sure, that’s fine.”

Fayra had chosen a very famous romantic comedy for them to watch, though Trunks didn’t quite like her choice; Still, he found it better not to say anything about it. The most awaited moment in the movie was about to happen, when something – or better yet – someone, caught their attention.

“Hi!”

“Bulla, aren’t you supposed to be in bed right now?”

“Mom said you were watching a movie and I wanted to watch it too.”

“It’s not a movie made for children, so you can’t stay.”

“Mean.” She pouted at him and then looked at Fayra with curiosity. “Who’s this?”

“Hi, I’m Fayra. Nice to meet you, Bulla.”

“Are you Trunks’ girlfriend?”

Both teenagers blushed heavily and at the child’s comment. She looked from her brother to Fayra with the same curiosity as before.

“No, sweetheart.” The blonde replied with a soft grin. “We’re just friends.”

“Then why did he have his arm around you?”

“Bulla, bed. Now.”

“But I want to watch the movie too.”

“I guess there’s nothing wrong if she watches a little with us.” Fayra said. “I think it’s safe.”

“If you say so…”

“I have to go to the bathroom.” Bulla slid from the couch, where she had been sitting between Trunks and Fayra and ran to the other room.

“Oh, she’s gone.” He said with relief after he heard the door locking.

“Trunks, she’s your sister. You shouldn’t talk about her like this.”

“She can be really annoying sometimes.”

“She’s the sweetest.”

“You know what else could be sweet right now?” He slid closer to her with a suggestive grin on his face and wrapped his arm around her shoulder once again.

“What is it?”

“Spending time alone with you and getting to do this.” Trunks gently lifted her chin and looked into her pretty eyes.

“I like that.”

“I thought you would.” His smile got wider for a brief second before their lips touched.

It started off as a soft and sweet kiss, but it quickly evolved into a more passionate one. Fayra melted into his touch and things were escalating way too fast, but eventually they had to pull away from each other to breathe.

“Trunks, why were you eating her?”

“Bulla, how long have you been here?!” He almost fell from the couch after hearing her voice; his face blushing quite heavily.

“I don’t know. Since I left the bathroom.” She shrugged, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“I wasn’t eating her.” He replied after he recovered from his shock. “And you should really go to bed. It’s past your bed time.”

“Mommy lets me stay up late on weekends.”

“Then go be with her.”

“Are you angry because I saw you eating your girlfriend?”

“Again, I wasn’t eating her. We were kissing. And she’s not my girlfriend.”

“Mom and dad do that too and they love each other.”

“It’s different.”

“I really think I should go.” Fayra stood up and picked her purse up. “It’s getting late.”

“What?”

“Trunks, you made your girlfriend upset.”

“Bulla!” Bulma walked in and quickly ran to her daughter. “I told you shouldn’t come in here tonight. Your brother is having a date.”

“Mommy, Trunks’ girlfriend is upset because of him. Are you going to ground him?”

“She’s upset?” The older blue haired woman lifted her eyebrows at him. “What happened?”

“She’s upset because he said she’s not his girlfriend.”

“Hmmm.” It was all that she said. “We should give them some privacy, sweetheart. They have a lot to talk about.”

“But mommy, I want to watch the movie!”

“Another time. Besides, it’s time for bed.”

“Can daddy read a story for me?” Bulla pleaded; her eyes full of expectations.

“Daddy is still training and it doesn’t seem like he’s stopping it anytime soon.”

“But we can still ask, can’t we? I’m sure he won’t say no if I ask in a cute way.”

“We can try, darling, but I can’t promise anything.”

Bulla looked over her mother’s shoulder towards Fayra. “Mommy, can I say bye to Trunks’ girlfriend?”

“Of course.” Bulma put her down. “But make it quick.”

“Okay!” She ran to the blonde and hugged her in the legs. “Bye Fayra! I really liked meeting you, you’re nice and pretty!”

“Oh my God, thank you, Bulla!” She knelt down and hugged the little girl. “I really liked meeting you too. You’re such a sweet child! I hope we can spend time together again soon.”

“Me too.”

“Bulla, let’s go.”

“Alright.” She let go of Fayra and ran back to her mother.

The two teenagers finally finished watching the movie with no further interruptions. Trunks grabbed the remote control and turned the TV off.

“So, what did you think of it?” He turned to her and immediately raised his eyebrows. “What’s wrong?”

“I’ve been thinking about what your sister said earlier.”

“About what exactly?”

“About us being boyfriend and girlfriend.”

“Oh… okay. What are you trying to say?”

“I don’t know, but it made me think.”

“Do you want to label what we are?”

“I’m not sure.” Fayra bit her lower lip and looked away for a while. “But I don’t want to feel like I’m wasting my time, you know?”

“Does it really feel like that to you?”

“No!” She said quickly and looked at him again. “That’s not what I mean. I would never think of us as a waste of time. I absolutely love what we have so far. But I can’t help but wish we could become something more… serious.”

“We can talk about it.”

“But do you want it?”

“I can’t say I haven’t thought about it.” He grabbed her hands softly. “Yes, I want it. So we’ll put a label on what we have then. From now on we’re gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend.”

“That sounds perfect to me.” She smiled and then leaned over to kiss him.

****

The streets in West City were still fully illuminated and quite a lot of young people were still out – either trying to go in or leaving dance clubs. Neither Trunks nor Fayra cared about it, so they just resumed their way to her house. A few minutes later, they were standing in front of it.

“Thanks for bringing me home.” She said softly as she stood in front of him.

“You don’t have to thank me.” He smiled at her. “I’m sorry about anything that happened at my house.”

“No, you shouldn’t apologize.” Fayra shook her head, returning the smile. “Nothing happened in your house. I absolutely loved everything. Including your sister.”

“I’m glad to know that.”

“We should definitely do that again.” She glanced quickly towards her house and then back. “Do you want to go in?”

“I’d love to, but I think I’ve dealt with enough meeting the parents night. We can definitely set a date for that though. I’d love to meet your parents someday.”

“I’m sure they will love you.” She took two steps towards him, running her hands through his arms. “Have a good night, boyfriend.”

“You can be sure I will, girlfriend.” Trunks wrapped his arms around her before leaning over and capturing her lips in a sweet kiss.

#DBShipsWeek #DBShipsWeek2023 #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Dragon Ball #DB #Trunks Briefs #Trunks #Bulla Briefs #Bulla #Bulma Briefs #Bulma #Fayra

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jerzwriter · 2 years

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Touche

Book: Wake the Dead

Pairing: Eli Sipes x F!MC (Zoe Rivera)

Rating: General

Category: Fluff

Summary: It’s for the good of the colony… but who will win a battle of wills in the kitchen?

Words: 797

A/N: The final part of this reverse uno request from @dr-colossal-pita I'm posting it on 10/14/2022… right Ren? LOL The prompt is highlighted below. I’m participating in @choicesmonthlychallenge – Flufftober – Baking as well as @choicesficwriterscreations - Naughty & Nice - Baking

A/N2: Really grateful for this opportunity to explore this story/pairing a little bit more as I start an HC for this duo. I have one more like this before I go to the start.

I’m tagging my Perma list – Again, if you don't want to be on any future Wake the Dead fics, so if you wish to be omitted and put on OH only, please let me know. Thank you!

CHARACTERS BELONG TO PIXELBERRY STUDIOS.

The heavy copper pot fell into the sink with a loud clash that echoed down the empty hallways. Sitting by the fire in the great room, Angel's eyes went wide. She stopped reading and looked nervously at Troy, still lounging comfortably on the couch just a few yards away.

"Should we go in there?" She asked.

He shifted positions, making himself even more comfortable.

"Are you out of your freaking mind? I'm staying as far away as possible."

Angel's brow furrowed, she had come to like Troy, trust him even, but she was questioned his judgment now.

“Are you sure? I mean, there shouldn’t be that much noise coming from…. What if… what if Zoe needs us?”

Troy’s head fell back, and he clapped his hands loudly, boisterous laughter reverberating off the lodge walls as he sat upright.

“Angel. Sweetheart, trust me on this. I’ve known Zoe for twenty of her twenty-five years, and you do not want to go in there right now.”

“But what if she needs….”

He cut her off with a wave of his hand. “No. Nah-ah. No. Zoe does not need our help. If anything, Eli may need us. But I think it will be fun to let Mr. Lone Wolf learn this lesson on his own.”

“And we just?”

“Continue relaxing. I know better than to enter a kitchen with Zoe Rivera, and after today, I’m sure Eli will too.”

Back in the kitchen, Eli turned slowly turned to face Zoe, who had taken a seat at the table. They were equally flustered, but you’d never know it by looking at him; his face was as unreadable as ever.

“Shall we try this again?” he muttered.

“No,” she insisted, her eyes locked on the distressed wood table.

“You need to learn. You’re twenty-five years old. How did you never….”

“Because I didn’t live alone in a cabin in the woods, Eli! I was at the Tower. Our duties were well-defined, and this was not my responsibility.”

He walked toward the table with a sigh, the thick wood chair scraping against the floor as he pulled it back to sit across from her.

“Well, you don’t live at the Tower anymore.”

She lifted her head and looked at him with narrowed eyes. She hated it when he made sense. Without a retort, she attempted to steer the conversation.

“Why are you teaching me anyway?”

“Who else is going to do it? Angel’s eating habits are worse than yours. Shannon is a bit scared, and when I mentioned teaching you how to cook to Troy, he laughed for ten minutes straight and mentioned something about me thinking zombies were tough.”

A quick snort escaped Zoe as she tried to contain her laughter, but she couldn’t prevent her lips from curling into a smile.

“You should listen to him,” she smirked. “He knows me better than anyone.”

“Yeah,” Eli shrugged, standing to take a new pan out of the cabinet. “But he doesn’t know me. Trust me, I’ll out stubborn you. Now, shall we try this again?”

“Nope,” she dug her heels in. “You couldn’t even pay me to do it.”

He glanced sideways at her, pouting like a pechulant child with her arms crossed in front of her chest. It was his turn to suppress a laugh. This was the same fearless leader he knew? Maybe a different approach was needed.

“Not even for me?” he half smiled.

She turned her head, startled. Did he just say��. She was almost tempted to jump to her feet and try, but…

“Not even for you.”

His jaw clenched as he leaned against the counter.

“You’re the leader of this colony, Zoe. You need to know how to do anything to sustain your people. So if not for yourself, if not for me, will you do this for Olympus?”

His words hit like bricks. Their cat-and-mouse game was reaching an end, and he was about to be victorious. He turned away and covered his mouth to hide his grin as she sheepishly walked his way.

“Don’t look so smug,” she smiled, bumping him with her shoulder as she took the spot next to him. “I’m doing this for Olympus. Not for you.”

“I know,” he shrugged, handing her a spatula.

“But you’re doing this for me,” she teased.

“I’m doing this so people will know the joy of a pancake and not have to sustain on ration bars you’d gladly feed them. Now, flip!”

“Fine! But when we go outside, will you pretend I was really hard on you? I don’t want to ruin my rep with Troy.”

She turned to him. What was that sound? Was Eli Sipes… laughing?

“Well?” she asked, her eyes glimmering with amusement.

“Sorry, Zoe. Not even if you paid me.”

#wake the dead #choices wake the dead #eli sipes #troy hassan #angel savage #eli sipes x f!mc #choices fanfic #choices fic writers creations #cfwc fics of the week #choices monthly challenge #cfwc naughty & nice #playchoices fanfic #playchoices

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juncojunk-o · 1 year

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Commissions Live [3 Slots Open]

For more information, please read the following.

Hello everyone!

After deliberating and planning, I will start accepting requests for commission work as of today and into the foreseeable future. I will be taking a few small steps into this endeavour at first and, ideally, be expanding my offerings going forward.

For the time being, there are limited options that one may select as a basis for commission. This is meant to limit the scope of requests in an attempt to keep lead times short. I'm aware that I have a propensity to become fatigued, distracted, or otherwise sidetracked when it comes to my illustration projects. By shrinking the scope of these commission illustrations my hope is that I can finish them quickly and with relative ease. That being said, I've made a few caveats and exceptions to those interested [The caveat is basically always 'Just ask me about it and we'll work something out. Maybe.']. With that out of the way, let's move on.

Commission Info

As mentioned, what I will be offering with this first round of commissions will be limited. They'll be centred around the premise of 'Single Character Illustrations' offered at various tiers of quality. This is standard practice from my experience, but I don't often operate in this regard because I find it limiting. However, that's kind of the point this time around!

No fussing around with details. The client sends me a reference of a character they want drawn [Visual preferred, but written isn't off the table], along with the tier/price point/level of quality they desire. A pose, action, idea, or concept to go along with the character is heavily advised unless the client wants to give me creative liberty with the project.

As mentioned in the references, there might be an idea or part of the illustration the client desires or is curious about. Feel free to enquire as the worst that will happen is I say, "Nah."

Slots are open on a first come, first serve basis. Work will be done in batches until all previous commissions are complete. I'll make posts to let folks know when slots are closed and when they reopen.

Stipulations and Boundaries

I will not draw NSFW content.

An illustration may be revealing or somewhat risque, but I will not be drawing any characters in the nude or involved in indecent situations.

If you're curious about what things I'm willing to create, the best way to find out is to scroll through my posts. Otherwise, consult this helpful list that has most [I think] of the things I generally draw:

Girls

Furries / Scalies

Monsters

Fantasy Stuff

Fanart

Cool Outfits

If you're curious about what things I might be willing to create, consult this secondary list of things that I do not draw regularly, but have no qualms about drawing:

dudes

flowers? trees?

fish

animals in general

uuuuuh food

man idk just like request something normal please

If you're curious about what things I'm NOT willing to create, the best way to find out is ask. Better yet, ask yourself first. "Would this artist find drawing [blank] weird?" if you answered yes or even hesitated, you're probably right. I am a prudish individual and I do not enjoy drawing things for capital to begin with.

Payment

Payment will be done through Paypal or Ko-Fi and discussed in detail on a client by client basis.

Paypal is preferred as Ko-Fi assumes that if I get paid I will FOR SURE get your commission done. This is not my preferred method of payment. I strive to make sure the client is content with the end product before I accept payment, ergo payment shall be processed at the end of our transaction. The client receives the final, full quality, render of their requested work and I am paid in full.

How To Contact Me

Please contact on Tumblr via messaging as I will not be publicly distributing my methods of interaction [IM/E-Mail]. I can also be reached at my Twitter, @TheToothyTerror if such an avenue is more convenient.

Thanks for reading and please reblog / share this post because wow man I'm really stupid broke.

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ocrosemagazine · 9 months

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Artist: egg ⋆｡°✩ ˚ ★ ੈ˳·˖✶ ✭・.・✫·˖✶ ✭・.・✫・゜・。..・✦⋆｡°✩ It's nice to formally meet you! I'm Anne Pichard, but most know me as Rose, curator and host of Rose Magazine. Thank you for agreeing to interview with me today!

Let's start with the introductions. Can you give me your name and pronouns? Arta: thank you for having us on this project. my name is Arta and i use they/them pronouns. Luan: 'sup, the name's Luan, he/him only.

Tell me a little about yourself. What's your typical job like? Are you a model elsewhere? Luan: so i'm like a model in my free time, but it's not something i do full time 'cuz i'm a prince. like i'm heir for the throne and it sucks.ughhhh. Arta: there there, being a ruler isn't that hard. though it is boring, it is also very satisfying to watch your kingdom flourish. Luan: ughh whatever. Arta: well where were we again? oh yes. i'm actually dead, but when i was alive i was queen for 119 years, had mastered the harp, hapsichord and i opened my kingdom's borders. i have only started modelling post mortem. I'm so glad you answered the call, what made you want to work with the Rose Modeling Agency? Luan: i always love to work with more underground agencies 'cuz they're less of a hassle. but like yeah my agency called me one day and asked me if i wanted to do a shoot for rose magazine. and like who am i to refuse? obviously i pestered my auntie into it.

Is this the most difficult photoshoot you've done? What was your experience like during production? Luan: nah, this was an easy shoot. we we're literally just standing there in front of a blue backdrop being fab. Arta: while i may not have previous experience, i will admit that this photoshoot has been quite easy. although i really disliked when the nail artist wanted to put fake nails onto my hands. excuse me, i have lovely natural nails and i wish for them to be respected. Luan: ughhh she didn't know what she was doing auntie, press ons are so last season.

Okay, now let's get to the looks! Tell me, who are you wearing? Was this top quality couture or did you design it yourself? Arta: it's actually my brother's fashion company. when he was alive, he used to spend countless hours designing jewelry, crowns and he even made tapestries, although he never sold those and they're now a family heirloom. Luan: yeah whatever they said. we're wearing their latest looks inspired by the night sky. it's not a huge collection with most of the items being kinda exclusive and not for the regular influencer, but like what do i know my cousin is the ceo.

Of course, Stelliferous is the theme this year, but what inspired your look, your design? Luan: well as i said before we're just modelling Selene boutique's newest looks and it just so happens that it worked out for rose mag. tho i personally wanted to wear their sheer dress and the rings, 'cuz i'm not a huge fan of covering up, it kinda destroys my innate rizz. Arta: my look mostly revolved around the crown. when i first saw it i felt a connection with it and i knew i had to wear it. the nails and the ring were also part of the collection, while my chest guard and robe were a gift from my brother.

Do you have any other upcoming projects after this? Now that you're an international model, I'm sure you'll be booked and busy soon! Arta: hahaha, i suspect i shall go back to resting, i am after all dead. Luan: auntie stop being so somber. Arta: i am merely stating the truth. Luan: whatever. anyways, i have like a couple of weddings, balls and high society events to attend so i'm gonna wear some new looks. as for modeling gigs, i have a couple of events booked in the next couple of weeks and i'm attending a fashion gala event on saturday. yeah very booked and busy indeed.

Any advice you'd like to give your fans out there? Life advice, work advice, modeling advice? Luan: my single biggest advice would be to just be a nepo baby. Arta: that is not really advice luan. Luan: yeah well nobody ever said that it has to be good advice.

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