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theworld-accordingtocasey · 11 months

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So glad to see that the Shalala mv girl was not white!!

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luffyvace · 2 months

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Helloooo! I saw ur request open and writing for saiki k! I see so little context of him 😭

May I request where saiki is dating his favorite author(she is an anonymous writer) and he didn't know (like she Naver though to tell him about it and she Naver really think of her work when w him or when in school) and maybe finding out through his dad that she is ? And how would he react and think after he found out ?

(sorry if my request was long 😭)

Yeah me too !! 😭

ohhh wow! What an interesting and fun request! Thank you :}

(you used ‘she’ so reader implied is fem but I won’t mention you being a girl just in case <3)

Don’t worry it’s not too long at all~

☕️🌷

Everyday you get home after school and write, as a comfort and to make some change to buy things you like :)

You do publish your work, but your an anonymous writer

your sales have been doing really good and everything! Your forever grateful!

it makes you happy seeing as though writing makes you happy and is your comfort!

so the fact that you could be doing that for others makes you joyous 💓

there’s also your boyfriend Kusuo!

he’s a reserved and genuine guy who treats you very well :)

you’ve been an item for a while now and your really happy in your relationship!

man you’ve really got it going for yourself!! 😋💪

this company has been loyally publishing your work for quite some time which makes you satisfied to see they like your writing!

school’s good too! You and Kusuo have a friend group who you go out with pretty often

(alright that was a little bit of some reader POV now here’s the fun part! 😆)

Kusuo finished his coffee jelly and was going down stairs to put the dishes in the sink

until he spotted his dad reading his favorite book/manga!!

”hey dad what book is that?”

his dad’s inner dialogue: “holy crap my son is talking to me!”

“oh uh nothing son just uh (book/manga title name)—I uhh, brought a copy from work home”

”they have that series there?”

”yeah! We do! We have every chapter! Actually, we’re the ones publishing them! Do want me to get you the set?…..if I lick my bosses shoes a couple extra times I’m sure I could pull a few strings..”

”thanks.”

his dad’s inner dialogue: “holy crap I just had a conversation with my son! He was wanted to talk to…me! I can’t believe it..!”

saiki’s inner dialogue: “goodness..😒🤦”

”n-no problem son! Heheh..”

He was gonna go back to his room but stopped at the stairs

“hey dad..the author uses a pen name..do you know who they are?”

“Huh-! Oh!- yeah I do! I’ve met them in person actually- do you wanna meet them?”

Kusuo nods and walks off

his dad then proceeds to dance in his living room, as he’s had a successful conversation with his son that Kusuo started 🕺🕺

Later that week, saiki and his dad wait for you to show up at his job with the latest chapter

he was indeed able to pull a few strings…by licking some shoes..

when you walk in Kusuo’s dad came up to you and (re)introduced you to his son

”Kusuo this is (Name), the author you asked me to introduce you to. (Name), meet my son Kusuo”

you looked surprised to see Kusuo and that he wanted to meet you?? I mean you know your anonymous but he likes your work?! You had no idea he was buying!

Kusuo has a slightly amused expression on his face

“Kusuo? You…”

..were at a loss of words at such a funny situation! (LOL)

you two ended up explaining both sides of the situation

you said you love to write, but anonymously and you never got around to telling him

he said this is his favorite series from you and your his favorite author, he’s been buying for a while to be frank!

ohhh!

this may be the way his parents found out you were a couple and let me tell you he was less than pleased..(not that he wanted to hide it but his parents…..:^ yeah 😃)

Saiki got the privilege of getting the first copy of the latest chapter before it was even published! :)

and now he always does <3

he also has the perk of getting it for free!

horray! Now he can save his money for coffee jelly- 😚

LOL not that he doesn’t wanna support you

you simply give it to him and he accepts ♥︎

he also gets the honors of helping you decide things for the story!

He gleefully reads the parts in which his opinion was inserted

however he doesn’t want to influence any major plot points- he doesn’t like spoilers :P

(It is possible he persuades people at school to buy your books so you can have the funding to keep going and make you happy simultaneously—but we’ll never really know 🤷‍♀️ )

your actually my first saiki k request! Thank you! I appreciate it love!

hopefully you had a good meal out of these headcanons cherished anonymous~ ☺️

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sashiavi · 1 month

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this is my second time in your inbox today but i have to make it up for the time i neglected you pookie hehe

I just had a sudden thought about wrio- like😳😳😳😳 and I'm here to share it

imagine wrio tugging at his tie to allow some air on his neck with one hand as he looks at you after you provoked him, a smirk growing on his lips. I'm talking about tendons flexing so good like ajdhsjdhja I want those hands on and in me and I don't really care where 😋😋

I live for the headcanon of big beefy wrio so I'd like to suck on those mantitties for the rest of my life please and thank you. and just imagine the thickness of his shoulders and arms and legs AND OH GOD THE THIGHS IM BASICALLY DROOLING I want him to suffocate me with them while I give him that gawk gawk 3000🥰

and don't get me started on wrio with a stubble because I could go on for hours. I know that feels amazing as he gives head ajdhshdgjahdk like no babe you aren't going anywhere I only came 3 times- (he would be the one to refuse to move before 5 orgasms its canon i asked it to hoyo and joe zieja and they both confirmed)

I'm down bad. I don't even want kids but if this man came to me and says that he wants 6 I'd throw myself on the bed clothes gone legs spread pussy ready for that massive cock and I'm not even sorry

okay i feel like this is enough- bye bye pookie😚

Ughhhh pookie bearrrrr you're speaking my language </33

I am a firm believer of thickkk Wrio - I too wanna suck on his tiddies so bad oh my godd

Riding on his thick thigh? With his hands all over you- and the hANDS you're so correct his hands would be so hot

Ughhh big beefy Wrio with a little bit of a soft belly and a thick happy trail leading down disappearing into his pants 😩💕 that "clearly goes to the gym and works hArd and is sooooo strong but he eats well and looks after himself" </333 soooo good to cuddle :((

Just imagining his stamina too- and he's so givingggg ugh I can't even

The fear of pregnancy is g o n e with this man I'd let him do whatever he wanted you can put that on record babe

#SashiAvi Mail 💌#Risa's Rambles #i need him #this puts me in a writing mood too bad i have wORK IN AN HOUR >:(((((#genshin impact x reader #genshin smut #wriothesley smut #sashiavi thirsts

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kimetsu-chan · 4 months

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Disclaimer! ⚠️: this is not meant to take jabs at the ocs as some of these characters have unpleasant personalities. I chose these based on similar traits, outfits they’d look good in, and the ultimate talents. If you would like me to alter the outfit, I will. It just needs to be recognizable as the specific character’s outfit. This will take me an incredibly long time, upwards to multiple weeks. Since I am doing splash arts and one big art piece. If you are uncomfortable with the character your oc was given, please let me know and I’ll do my best to rearrange things. I will only being drawing YOUR oc in THEIR outfit and pose. I will not be mixing the characters.

this’ll be a long post so get ready

First off, this can contain spoilers for Danganronpa V2.

Kyoko Kirigiri technically shows up for the anime version on V2 but I want to include as many ppl as possible. + she’s my favorite so haha

Oc: Akari Fuyutsuki (@thewinterpillarhashira)

Talent: The Ultimate Detective

An honorable mention since Eva thought Celestia would work better than Makoto 😋

Oc: Eva Himiko (@muitsuri)

Talent: The Ultimate Gambler—

Byakuya Togami is the first person I thought of for this oc 😋 he and Makoto are sorta same in the sense that they appeared in the anime. Although Byakuya had an impersonator pretend to be him in the actual game

Oc: Celestine Ellis (@saffron0v0)

Talent: Ultimate Affluent Prodigy

IF ANYONE KNOWS TERUTERU’S PERSONALITY, IM NOT TRYNA BE MEAN I PROMISE— I hate Teruteru okay 😭 I just like his accent and outfit

Oc: Kirika (I couldn’t find her last name) (@ta-ni-ya)

Talent: The Ultimate Chef

Mahiru Koizumi so underrated omg 😭 I loovveee herrrr.

Oc: Marilyn Kaizumi (@cloudymistedskies)

Talent: The Ultimate Photographer

Peko Pekoyama has such a fun name omg. I like saying it over and over again. Once again, and underrated character

Oc: Ilona Dulina (@tokito-dulya20)

Talent: The Ultimate Swordswoman

I don’t really like Hiyoko either, but she’s adorable and I think her outfit would suit this oc very well

Oc: Akira Sakuranbura (@tinyperson00)

Talent: The Ultimate Traditional Dancer

Ibuki is so chaotic and I love it. She’s so adorable. I love that she’s described to be pitch perfect and tone deaf at the same time—

Oc: Irina Gonshira (@shycroissanti)

Talent: The Ultimate Musician

Mikan is such a shy girl. She also cries when embarrassed and stutters a lot. She’s not my favorite, but I don’t hate her. She’s really clumsy which I find relatable—

Oc: Milo Suzuki (@larz-barz)

Talent: The Ultimate Nurse

Usami will be taking the place of Nekomaru since I don’t feel comfortable with draw Yuna in his clothes and such. Plus Usami’s the teacher and I thought it would be fitting.

His character was a little hard to choose, but he’s actually pretty adorable. He calls everyone else “mortals” and he’s my sister’s favorite character

Oc: (I can’t remember her name 😭) (@littleolspring112)

Talent: The Ultimate Animal Caretaker

Nagito is quite possibly the most popular character in the entire franchise. Man has simps left and right. It’s probably bc he’s a little crazy— and he has a rlly sad backstory 😭 he’s also the ✨ main antagonist ✨

Oc: Boo (idk their last name) (@boo-simplified)

Talent: The Ultimate Lucky Student

Chiaki is the lead female character and I like her quite a lot!

Oc: Hanako Kimura (@rion-isnot-an-ai)

Talent: The Ultimate Gamer

Hajime Hinata is the lead protagonist in this game CONGRATS TO THIS OC WHO HAS HIM

Oc: Yuki Ayaka (@sweetstarryeyedgirl)

Talent: He doesn’t have a talent though 💀

I think you can tell by just looking at him… but he’s the mastermind. He also shares a body with Hajime 😃 (wee wo wee wo, wee wo wee wo weeeee—)

Oc: Ayuna Katsuki (@ayunakatsukiwolfhashira)

Talent: I think he’s also talentless, just really smart—

My beautiful, stupid, girl. I love Akane. She’s really energetic and loud so she fits this oc

Oc: Asai (I can’t find her last name 😚) (@night-mince0)

Talent: The Ultimate Gymnast

Sonia’s got two outfits, I’ll do this one though. She’s a literal sweetheart

Oc: Kiyoka Watanabe (@kiyokatokito)

Talent: The Ultimate Princess 0-o

Kazuichi is such a goody goober. Keep your beanie on though. Please.

Oc: Amari Delarosa (@naramaiz)

Talent: The Ultimate Machanic

Kazuichi calls him “boss man” and “baby face”. He hates it. Internally a sweetheart though

Oc: Basil (idk his last name) (@aceofstars0)

Talent: The Ultimate Yakuza— yes he’s part of the mafia. or at least his parents are

And that was the last one 😭

ima plan on doing a group pic, but I might not end up doing it— just cause it’s a lot of work 😭

Ima replace Nekomaru with Usami/Yuna and add poses for everyone else who’s character doesnt show up (that’s not Byakuya I promis, that’s the impersonator)

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softxsuki · 7 months

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Hi, how are u doing? 🥺 I'm sooooo proud of u for already reaching another milestone, congratulations!! 🎊🎉

You're so precious and loving I'm v grateful to have u around, bb! I'm sure all of these lovely people following u would agree w/ me! 😚

Anyway, for the tropes n songs event, can I pls req Royalty trope with anyone but Diavolo from Obey Me and a fem!reader?

Thanks for everything, love!! 😋

1.5K Follower Event: Trope 18 Obey Me

Trope 18: Royalty

This even is CLOSED. You can view the event post and masterlist here.

Pairing: Solomon x Fem!Reader (MC)

Warnings: kissing?

Genre: Fluff

Post-Type: Drabbles

Word Count: 970 (I'm so bad at keeping these under the word limit...)

Note: Hey! I'm doing pretty well, thank you so much! This one really inspired me, I got a little too excited with this one heh. Hope you enjoy!

“Speak quickly,” Solomon commands from his throne; you sit beside him on your own throne, your hands intertwined, “I have many matters to attend to today.”

Solomon had become King hundreds of years ago. He was once a Mage with limitless power and brought the land out of great misfortune and danger, so naturally the people begged him to be their leader and he agreed. Being immortal, his people came and went as he remained alive and alone, until he met you. The only woman who had managed to capture his heart; the only woman he had taken as his Queen. The only Queen he’d ever have, you were the love of his life, and his people were very much aware of that.

Several Lords of different Domains within Solomon’s Kingdom had come for their weekly council meeting, informing King Solomon of any issues within their lands that were beyond their own control to solve.

“Yes my King, the people of my Domain have been complaining of scarce resources. We’re not getting enough revenue to keep our villages thriving,” One of the Lords states, looking nervous.

You knew him for his insatiable greed towards his people. The Lord of a land who was surrounded by laveshes yet his own people were struggling to make ends meet. You look at your husband with a raised eyebrow before clearing your throat to speak to the foolish Lord before you. Solomon glances at you with amusement, loving the way you took control of these council meetings whenever you had a solution.

“Allow me to bring light to this unfortunate situation, Lord Belin. I believe your peo-” you begin yet, the Lord brazenly interrupts you.

“Your highness, I was addressing the King, not you. This is a matter for the Great King and Mage himself to handle, not his mere wife.” The man utters with faux respect, letting some malice slip through his lips, not even sparing you a second glance.

You feel Solomon's grip on your hand tighten at the Lord’s harsh words before he stands from his throne, a harsh glare on his face directed at Lord Belin.

“You dare speak harshly to my wife who took the effort to think up a solution for your people, you greedy Lord? Shall you have it my way, I’d drop your title as Lord and send another in to replace you. Or would you rather hear out my beautiful Queen’s words instead?” He seethes, sparks of magic radiating off of him, a sign that he was losing his patience.

You softly reach out for his hand once more, urging him to calm down and take a seat.

Though his words reach Lord Belin as the man is now bowed before you, begging for mercy and for you to continue to help him. You smile at the man, much to Solomon’s dismay as you continue where you left off before.

“Please rise, Lord Belin, it’s quite alright.” you begin, tapping your fingertips on your throne as Solomon's warm hand engulfs your other free hand. “As I was saying, I think it would be profitable for your people to make great goods off the resources that your land thrives in. Winter is a mere few months away and my sources tell me it will be a harsh one. Is your land not full of men and women who are crafty with their hands? It’s the perfect opportunity to use your farms as resources to create winter clothing for all under our Kingdom to come to your land and purchase them. What do you think?”

Solomon watches you with pride, it was a fool-proof solution aside from having Lord Belin himself share a fraction of his wealth with his people.

“Yes my Queen, that is a perfect solution. Thank you for your kindness,” Lord Belin bows again, grateful that he didn’t lose his title after his rudeness before.

“I take it you can use your own wealth to fund your people, yes?” Solomon steps in to ask, anger still in his eyes, almost daring Lord Belin to ask him for anything further, let alone money.

“Of course my King. I’m more than capable of getting things up and running for my Domain, thank you for hearing me out.” He bows again, trembling in fear.

“Very well, council is over,” he addresses the other Vassals in the room with a sigh, “You may all return next week with your concerns. I have other matters to attend to now. You’re all dismissed.” He waves them off and they all scurry out of the room, leaving you alone with your husband.

“Now then,” he rises, scooping you up in his arms and carrying you out of the throne room, “To spend the rest of the day with my beautiful wife.”

He leans into your neck, peppering kisses to your skin, humming contently at finally being alone with you.

“I thought you had other matters to attend to?” You shriek, trying to get him to put you down, but he refuses.

“You are my other matters, dear. I’m all yours for the rest of the day,” he smirks, continuing to carry you to your shared chambers. Knowing he was immortal and you weren’t (though perhaps he had plans to change that one day, shall you agree to it) he was set on spending any free time he had with you as often as he could. After all, you were the only woman who managed to tame the heart of this great powerful mage. He was utterly and completely wrapped around your fingers.

“Well I suppose I can’t complain about that,” you smile, pressing a kiss to his lips; you were equally as obsessed with him as he was with you. And together, you blissfully spent the rest of the evening wrapped in each other's arms.

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Posted: 10/2/2023

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Tenjiku groupchat!

Warnings: swearing, suggestive

Rindou: gang bang

Rindou: *gang

Ran: saying 'hi' or 'hello' is an option Rindou😊

Rindou: why would i act like a normie

Izana: what's this?

Rindou: a faster way of communication, while drizzling in a little bit of shenanigans 😎

Mucho: delete this now

Mucho: it's distracting

Mochi: why don't we just call each other

Rindou: this is more convenient

Shion: i can't have my phone constantly buzzing man

Shion: it'll distract the ladies

Ran: which ladies💀

Shion: the ones sitting on my dick aha👁👅👁

Izana: 😐

Shion: sorry

Kakucho: why is there a girl here?

Kakucho: i know for a fact that none of you have a girlfriend

Mucho: that's just Sanzu

Shion: she kinda ugly

Shion: i'd fuck with her tho

Shion: hey mama's🤩

Sanzu: i've got a dick and balls

Mucho: Sanzu

Sanzu: he called me mama's

Shion: uh...wdym by that shawty?

Shion: metaphoricaly or?

Rindou: LMAO

Rindou: is he skilled at anything tho?

Rindou: he's kinda skinny

Rindou: where is his value

Rindou: and isn't he a minor🤔

Sanzu: come here so you can find out Haitani bitch

Mucho: Sanzu, stop talking

Ran: aha, watch your mouth little boy☺

Ran: i would hate to have to torture youuuu😚

Rindou: yeah tell em bro

Mochi: i'm begging you guys to take something seriously for once in your life

Mochi: please don't act weird during the fight😐

Ran: weird? we're not weird?

Izana: you are

Mucho: yeah you guys are

Kakucho: you act a little strange from time to time

Ran: even you Kakucho???

Ran: wow

Rindou: you guys r just boring

Izana: if you do any kind of acrobatics during the fight, i'm genuinly going to kill you

Rindou: genuinly cannot make that promise king

Rindou: my bad, in advance

Rindou: didn't we recruit more people

Rindou: give me a sec

*Rindou added Hanma, Kisaki and Koko*

Kisaki: no thank you

Hanma: oolala

Hanma: what may this be 😋

Koko: ...

Kakucho: i don't think they should be here Izana

Izana: why not

Shion: they're not gang😕

Shion: like who even are these people

Shion: he got some ugly ass eyebrows

Ran: Shion, you are the weakest link

Rindou: my brother in christ you get knocked out in the first 5 minutes of every fight

Rindou: they should call u one punched man

Mochi: i cannot emphasize enough how unattractive you are

Shion: what r u guys talking about, fr?😁

Shion: i am a literal god

Shion: bow down peasants

Shion: eat my dust, as i use you as a stepping stone to my victory

Shion: i'm so fucking amazing, i'm so glad to be me

Mochi: what victory????

Ran: you shouldn't be this secure in yourself

Rindou: i associate you with rats and rodents

Rindou: the kind that are ran over

Izana: shut up🙂

Hanma: love this energy

Hanma: but Tetta-sans eyebrows are what make him unique uwu😙

Rindou: *ugly

Hanma: i am going to rip you open and sell your organs

Hanma: i'll use your eye balls as substitute olives for my dirty martini

Hanma: i will make a leather couch with your skin, and use your hair as stuffing

Hanma: jk uwu😚<333

Kakucho: jesus

Rindou: down bad 🚶‍♂️

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the-90s-music-colosseum · 8 months

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We need a sir psycho sexy copypasta

A long, ⌛⌛⌛ long, ➖ long, ➖ long ⌛⌛⌛ time 🤣 ago 😅 Before 🤔 the wind, 🎐 before 😂 the snow 🎿 Lived a man, 👨‍🎤 lived a man 🦸��‍♂️ I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 know 💭 Lived a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🌈 named 🧨 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sexy 😇 that 😚💶🚅 is me 👈 Sometimes ✨ I 😀 find 👀 I 🙄 need 😋 to scream 😱 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐝 But 😥 we 😬 love 🤣 him 👴 so He's 🚹 a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🐞 But ✋ we 👩🌊 let 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🙆💂 him 👴 go 🦟

Deep 😱 inside 💠 the garden 🏡 of Eden 😨🍎🏀 Standing 🚹 there 🦧 with my 🌽🥕 hard 😩 on 🔛 bleedin' There's 👀 a devil 👿 in 🛌 my 👀 dick 🥖🥒 and some 👱🏻‍♀️ demons 👹 in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ my 🏿 semen Good 👌 God 🙏 no 😞🌈 that 😐🤔 would 🙏👉 be 👄 treason Believe 🙏 me 👰 Eve 🎉 she 👩 gave 🎁 good 👌 reason 🤔 Booty looking 👀👀🙆👀 too 🤷‍♀️ good 👍 not 🚯 to be 🎮 squeezin' Creamy ☁️ beaver hotter 👏🏼🍨 than 👧 a fever 🤧 I'm 🤣 a givin' 'cause 💋 she's 👩 the receiver 📞 I 😬 won't 😧😏😏 and I 💫 don't ✋ hang 👜 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 until 🍏 I 😳 please 🙏 her 💭🚺🚺 Makin' 😩 her 👩 feel 💋💋 like 🎅 an over 🤬 achiever I 😀😀😀 take 😤 it away 😇 for 6️⃣9️⃣ a minute ⏰ just 😔 to tease 🍾 her 🙄🙄🧐 Then 😮 I 🏿🏼 give 🎁🚨 it back 🤚⬅️ a little 🤔 bit 😁 deeper Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🥖👌🏼🏼👍 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 👍 (he's ✅ the man 👨‍👧 that 🚇 I 💰 met 👄 one 👆🤓 time) ⌚ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🌴🎲👗⛔ (he's 😗🅰️ the man 🦂 that 🔀 left ⬅️ me 🤣🤣 blind) Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😏 (he's 🚹 the man 👨‍🏭 he's 🚹 the man 🦂 he's 💁‍♂️ the man) 👨‍✈ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 (yeah) 💁🤷 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐌 But 🤔 we 🌽 love 😍 him 👴👨 so He's 💁‍♂️ a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🌋 But ✋🏽 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 let 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 him 👨 go 🦗

I 🏼🏼 got 😩 stopped by 😺 a lady 👵👒 cop 👮 In 🎻🎻🎻 my 👄 automobile 🚗 She 👩‍🔬 said 🗣️ get 🙌🏼 out 😤 and spead your 👈 legs 👐 And then 🙊🐵 she 👱‍♀️ tried 👀 to cop 🚔🚔👨🏽 a feel 💓 That 😐 cop 👮 she 🥰 was all 🤠 dressed 👖 in 👆 blue 👖 Was she 🧏 pretty? 💅💃 Boy 👨‍👧‍👦 I'm 👈 tellin' you ✌️ She 🙇 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ my 😀 butt with her 👩 big 😏 black ⚫ stick 😶📏 I 👏 said, 🙊 "What's 🤔 up?" 🙅😍 now 📅 suck 🐓 my 👨👨 dick 🔥 Like 👬 a ram 🐐 getting 🉐 ready 😏 to jam the lamb She 👩 whimpered just ❗ a little 💖 when 😂🕕 she 👩🏼 felt ✋🏻 my 🧜🏻‍♀️ hand 👭 On 🏽🏽 her 👩 crotch so very 📈✅ warm 🔅 I 🚫 could 🔮 feel 💓 her 👩 getting 💯 wet 🌊🌊 through 🪀 her 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ uniform 🥋 Proppin' her 👩 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 on 🔛 the black ⬛ and white ◽💮 Unzipped and slipped, 😮 "Ooh, 🦟 that's 👨👉 tight" 😻 I 😊 swatted her 💃 like 🏩 no 😣 swat team 👥 can 🥫 Turned 🔄🔄 a cherry 🌸 pie 🥧 right ☝🏽 into 🚪 jam Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😜 (I'm 🙅‍♂️ the man 👨‍⚕ that 💪 you 👈 met 👄 one 🔂 time) 🥰 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✨ (I'm 💂🏿 the man 👨‍💼 that 🤩 will 🤔 leave 🍃🍀 you 🦎 blind) Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✅😜 (I'm 👱👏 the man, 👱 I'm 😂😂 the man, 🤦‍♂ I'm 😂😂 the man) 🌊😗 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😎

Hello 👋 young 👶🏿 woman 👧 that 😻 I 🙍🚫 love 💞 Pretty 💅 punk rock 🥌 mama 🧍‍♀️ that 😔😐 I'm 💘 thinking 🤔 of Hold 👬👬 me 🏿 naked if you 🧘🏾 will 🎀 In 😳 your 😈 arms 💪 in 👉 your 👇 legs 🏊🕺 in 🧚🏻 your 👣 pussy 🍂🐱 I'd 🙏 kill 🚿 To be 👎😨 with you, 😳 to kiss 😗 with you, 👨🏻👈 I 👀 do 👀 miss 🧍‍♀️ you 💃🕺 I 👀 love 😍 you 😕🏿 Lay me 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️ down, 👇🔽 lay me 😳😟 down, ⬇️ lay me 🚩 down, 🔻 lay me 😩 down 🔻 Lay me 🙋🏽 down, 👇 lay me 💻 down, 📉 lay me 🧼 down, 📩 lay me 🤲 down 👎 Descending waves 🏄 of graceful pleasure 🙏 For 💯 your 👉✋ love 💖 there 👉 is no ✨ measure 💅 Her 👩 curves they 💁 bend with subtle 🤔👌👌 splendor Now 🕥 I 😀 lay me 🚏 down 📷 to sleep 😴 I 🎧 pray 🏃 the funk will 💫🌸🧚🏻 make 💃 me 💁😙 freak 😂😜😝 If I 🧍 should 👫 die 💀 before 😺 I 😊 waked Allow 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🎫🎫 me 👊🤰👏 Lord 👑 to rock 👩‍🎤 out 🤬🤬 naked Bored 😒 by 😡 the ordinary 🔬🧫🔭🧠 time 🕓 to take 💅 a trip 🚞 Calling 📞 up ⏫ a little 🐭 girl 🚶🏼 with a bull ♉ whip ✋👊🏄‍♂️ Lickety split 🕺🏻 go 👩‍🦲 snap, 📷 snap 📷 Girl ♀️ gettin' 💯 off 🥵 all 😩 in 🤖 my 💁🏽 lap The tallest tree 🌲 the sweetest sap Blowin' my 🎸 ass 😐 right ☝🏽 off 🎮 the map 📍 Ooh 😳 and it's nice 🔥 out 😛 here 🥵 I 😀 think 💭 I'll 😡 stay 💒 for 4️⃣ a while ⌚🙄

Feel free to spread this everywhere

#most attractive 90s musician #asks #emojipasta #copypasta #red hot chili peppers #somehow “ass 😐” is the funniest part of this whole thing

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heartseungbin · 5 months

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one of the kidz needs to be my man I bring to my parents house for thanksgiving and why is Chan. Literally I just NEED him there. I feel like he’d def be the star of the show. Especially since he’s being introduced as CHRISTOPHER. I feel like husbandless aunties would eat him uppp. Too bad he’s my man 🙄 literally this whole day I’ve just been fantasizing about him being my man and coming to meet ALL…of my family. Girl buckle up because I’m bout to talk your ear off.

Gonna get him up bright and early (11 am☠️) and we head to my mothers house because every year I’ve helped her cook since I was 12..I(’m 19 and got 7 years of experience yes ma’am.) ima have him in there WORKINGGGG. Idk why but I just feel it in my heart that he would love Mac and cheese with sweet yams combo. It just seems so domestic and sweet I crave it so much. After all that hard work he’s done today from cooking food to making sure he left a good impression. Can’t help but take him up to my childhood bedroom and give him a good (but quiet bc I don’t play in my parents house) fucking for doing something like all that to make me happy knowing how much I value times like this! And then yk the next day we eat my birthday breakfast with my family like nothing happened!!

Ik thats Random asf gurly but my birthday is tomorrow and one of my favorite holidays is today so it’s double win 🧁 IM GONNA BE TWENTY THATS SO SCARY 😓 I could actually date Chan fr /j 🙄🙄

I don’t mind i love lil rants like this😚

NO CAUSE HONESTLY. i can imagine him playing with all my lil nieces and nephews too such a cute thought🥹🥹 i got a feeling that man can’t be quiet tho so the fucking would have to wait a lil later😋 but that is absolutely so cute i know my dad and brothers would love him they hate everyone and my mom auntie’s and grandma would love them some him😩 heavy on the helping mom cook too, she thought i wouldn’t come home cause i’m “grown” now..girl i’m a big baby and still love her cooking😭 and you know he would help you and your family happily too ugh i love him sm,,

OMG WHAAAATT?? YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW?? HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LOVE🥹🥹🩷 I GOT YOU FOR THAT SOOBIE FIC IF I WOULD’VE KNOWN I WOULD’VE STARTED WRITIN IT EARLIER 💔💔 OR IF THERES ANY OTHER FIC YOUD LIKE TO SEE LMK<33

#🧁 anon #bee loves her anonnies<3 #bee talks w anons<3

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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years

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The Williams Case

(But not really 😍)

Lil Lulu: hm I’m just a baby let me go see what my parents are doi-

Michelle: *OOOOOOOUUGHHHHHHHHHH SOUND EFFECT*

Lil Lulu: what in th-

Michelle: GRRRR 👿 I DON’T LIKE MY KID 👦

Felix: um…why??

Michelle: HE 👦 KILLS 🔪 CATS 🐱

Felix: that’s because he has a personality disorder dear-

Michelle: THROW…😠…IT…😡…OUUUUT 🤬

Felix: bbg no

Lil Lulu: hAUGH 😫!! 😔?! 😭😭😭😭!!!!!! MY FEELINGS HHGHHHHHGHHGHG

-year later 🥺-

Felix: get in the car im definitely not going to kill us all and traumatize you by accident

Lulu: of course papa!!

Felix: 🥰

The car: 💥🚗💥

Lulu: oh no!! Our car….it’s…😨…BROKEN

Emo scar: 🖤

-YEARS later 🤣-

Michelle: 😠…that 👿 bitch 🐩 puked 🤮 on 👈 me 😡 when 😔 he 👦 was 🥶 an 😥 infant 👶 …SLUT 🤬

Lulu: yes? 😨

Michelle: can i try my boxing moves on you?

Lulu: wow mom I didn’t know you boxed!

Michelle: i don’t. 💥🥊

Lulu: AUGH

Michelle: also☝️I’m 😠 selling💲you 👦 for 😍 money 💰

Lulu: Michelle why?! Why?!?!?!?!!!?

Michelle: ☝️…money 💰 plot 🎢

Lulu: but-!

Michelle: NO ❌ here’s 👏 your 👦 dead 💀 dog 🐕 btw 🤣

Lulu: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Michelle: mmm 😋 yummy 🤤 yummy 😛 in 🤪 your 😜 tummy 😝

Lulu: NO-

Michelle: you’ll be a good boy if you eat her 👀

Lulu: Say less!! 😋🍔

Michelle: HAH 🤣 I LIED 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨

Lulu: oUhh…my feelings…😖!

-a few hours later 😣-

Lulu, washing dishes: I should really kill this worthless chunk of meat I call my mother. She’s so rude and disrespectful to me. I mean, I can’t even live, laugh, or love. And she looks like she eats lice for fun s-

Cup: 💔

Michelle: *GASPPPPPPP* 😟😓😥😰😨😱

Lulu: Oh shit.

Michelle: SLUT 🤬 WHAT 🧘‍♀️ THE 🏋️‍♀️ FUCK 🥊

Lulu: aUGh

Michelle: *cuts his wrists*

Lulu: A U G H

Michelle: teehee now don’t die or I can’t get money!! *throws him in the bathroom 😵‍💫*

Lulu: eeUuAaGh…

Ester: that bitch let’s get her luv 😈

Lulu: no that’s bad 😨

Ester: bruh it’s either that or living with lice pick one

Lulu: ok let’s do it 😖

Axe: *planted under the gate keeping bed 😜*

- hours later 😚 -

Electric man: Zack is better than Ed-

Ester: *BEATS HIM TO DEATH*

Lulu: YO-OH-OH-OOHHHHH-😨

Ester: our mom is next 😍

Lulu: I DUNNO…

Ester: let’s go start the Boiling Bubble Bath ™️ 👠💄✨

Lulu: 😰…

- an hour later 🥸-

Michelle: HEY 👋 WHERE’S 🤨 MY 🤬 MONEY 💰-

Electric man: *dead…dead as hell*

Michelle: HOLY 😇 SHIT 💩?!?!? 🏃‍♀️💨-🤮

Lulu: this bitch stupid

Ester: I know right watch this *starts drowning her*

Lulu: HEY I THINK WE GOT HER 😨

Ester: naw hold on ⌚️…ok now we can let go 😌

Michelle: EAUG 😫-WHAT 😠 THE 😡-

Ester: shut yo dumbass up

Michelle: 😨

Lulu: wow we’re cool!! 🤩

Ester: lmao I know right watch this *THROWS HER DOWN THE STAIRS*

Lulu: WAIT WHAT

Michelle’s ankle: *brokr*

Michelle: …….CJDVACQ 😫

Ester, walking down the stairs to her: I'm a bitch, 😜 I'm a boss 👑-I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine 💫 like gloss ✨-

Lulu: not the time ester

Ester: my fault *throws airpods* ok back to business 🪓

Michelle: NO 😫 BABY WHY 😭

Ester: why not

Michelle: WHY

Ester: why not

Michelle: BUT WHY THOU-

Ester: *chop* 🤫

No one:

Lulu:

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHGGGGHHAAAAYYYYUJNNNKOSOSJWJEOFHKJRSGKLMBFSAWETUOKHAASASTYTFFGHJJVDRIKNVCJCHJCYXODOYDPDWWUFIGKVKXDWRILNBFSRI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭💔💔💔💔

#the williams case #< 😱#btw Ester is Lucian’s separate identity 🧠

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allisonlol · 2 years

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Yo, so like kinda weird but can I request smell hcs for the hunting dogs please

a/n: nah cuz this is actually a cute idea?? plus it's quick for me to write...i like it. maybe i'll do it for the ada / port mafia if anyone wants, lmk

Tecchou

cherry blossom. do i need to elaborate??

always has a sweet and lightly floral scent. it's very feminine but damn is it good

^it suits how pretty he is 😚

doesn't even have to use any colognes or body sprays. literally just naturally smells like that

even jouno doesn't mind how he smells because it's THAT good (he'll never admit it tho)

however after tecchou's done cooking his weird concoctions he tends to smell like all the random spices and ingredients he used

Jouno

so of course he ALWAYS smells amazing

but it's not overwhelming. more like a faint clean linen smell <3

like laundry detergent?? idk but it's nice and only really noticeable when he walks past someone

not a fan of colognes because it's too strong for his senses and gives him a headache

not that he has a need for that stuff anyways 🙄

literally just always faintly smells like fresh laundry,,,not much else for me to say here 🧺

Fukuchi

the hater side of me wants to say he would smell like a mixture of sewage & beer but...

for the sake of this post i'll be somewhat nice ig 😐

ok so. y'all know those axe bodysprays?

yea. he literally douses himself with that every morning before work, AND throughout the day

poor jouno always feels nauseated around him because the smell is so strong

it's not necessarily bad...but it's very um. overwhelming 😁

you walk into his office and there's literally a heavy fog of it in the air??

Teruko

i love her sm bro. the dictionary definition of a girlboss right here

usually smells very sweet, like a sugar cookie? she really loves vanilla and caramel scents

why do i also feel like she owns all the ariana grande perfumes and rotates which one she uses depending on the day?? (maybe cuz i do this)

she'd rather die than smell bad so she's another one who douses themselves in body sprays

except for after she's done torturing people. then she smells metallic, like blood (which isn't necessarily bad)

^no wonder jouno's in a permanent bad mood. mans probably has a constant headache from all this

Tachihara

my bf <3

i just KNOW he smells really good

probably like one of those pumpkin spice candles 😋

^i can't explain my logic for this one y'all just gotta trust me

or he'd definitely have a kind of woodsy / outdoorsy smell??

similar to those old spice soaps

another one who's paranoid about smelling bad so he carries those lil travel size cologne bottles

after missions he tends to smell like a mixture of gunpowder and blood tho,,,ngl it kinda reminds you of a hardware store?? 💀

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eitelle · 3 years

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Kenma Kozume Headcanons

Genre: fluff, angst if u squint

Warning(s): cursing, mentions of an ED, and slight mentions of a panic attack

Pairing(s): kenma kozume x gn!reader

A/n: hi everyone kinda been a lil mia lately sorry but this is just kenma brain rot to fill my needs and it’s just pure like self indulgent writing so it’s not proofread and is basically things I hc him doing, to make me feel better :)) make sure to drink water and eat food ur body deserves nutrients. And if no ones told u yet, I love you and I’m proud of you!! (Look at u go purr period) ok have a good day loves!! Also my inbox is always open so feel free to flood w requests or just to rant. Damn this was long sorry KAJSBD <3 -Elle 🦶

Alr let’s get into it why don’t we. This is just hcs in general so no particular anything, so it’s very random pls

Pretty boy would have u and him hugging or gaming as his lockscreen and his homescreen

I feel like he def used to compare himself to other people, so if he ever saw u doing that he would fs cuddle you, praise you, and actually show pda bc u deserve it !!

Would drop his games for you.

I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. ALL U MFS WHO SAY HE WOULD CALL U KITTEN ARE WRONG (in my humble opinion ofc) BC THAT MF BULLIES THIS TALL ASS WHITE HAIRED RUSSIAN HYBRID aka lev 24/7. HE WOULD NOT CALL U KITTEN PLS HIS ONLY SOFT SPOT IS FOR SHOYO !!!!

I don’t ship kenhina btw but if u do thats chill, I just mean as besties 😋☝️

Mf is a dry ass texted but beats up kuroo for using cat emojis and only kuroo

If u were nekomas manager he would go just for you. Damn mans is whipped

If u can bake he will propose. And I’m not saying that figuratively. Like kozu will get on one knee and be like “will u make me the happiest man on this earth and MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE THESE DESSERTS EVERYDAY”

Is secretly vv possesive (ooh kinky 😳🥴) and will mark you (iyk what I mean) (ps I mean like hell make ur gaming tags kenmay/n345 or summ PLSS)

Bby boy will mf drag u places if he rly wants too bc mans is needy for quality time and like hand holding

Vv touch starved but also just wants ur prescience by him

Ok so I hc that at one point of his life, he got so into gaming or summ and then WAIT DID A FUCKING RYAN HIGA COME UP ON MY PLAYLIST I- sorry that was random. Anyways, he stopped eating slowly and accidentally developed an ED

So when y’all started dating, you would share ur plate w him and now even tho his minor ED is gone (thank god I hate that hc bc I hate seeing bub in pain 😔👊 but I still feel like it’s accurate) he can’t eat wo sharing ur plate if ur w him bc it doesn’t feel right

CLINGY ‼️ BOY ‼️

He likes being the little spoon bc he likes when he gets held bc like I said, touch starved bby, but he also loves being big spoon bc that means he gets to hold you 🥺🥺

Tell me why I feel like this man would clown u over liking to read even tho he does too

If u make one spelling mistake, ur done for. That’s ur contact name now until u make a funnier one

Has made matching sweatshirts for u two (sugar daddy kenma 🤑🤑)

When he gets bored he looks at wedding rings PLS

His most used emoji is this one 🥱 bc the gc (w anyone in it tbh 💀) annoys him so he uses it a lot.

His second most used one is 😚 bc he is secretly soft w u

Has and would wear a maid dress (that’s so hot goodbye)

Three words. Sugar daddy kenma.

Three more words. Soft boy kenma.

Those are his two moods 😋🦶

Would hate it if I used the foot emoji randomly even tho I do but he still prob hates it pls-

I FEEL LIKE HES INTO ASTROLOGY IDK WHY

secretly a weeb? secretly a weeb.

He’s a nerd pls

When he’s the ceo of bouncing ball Corp- 🥴😻😋🥺💗💖💕💓. Ew Michelle stop this is hcs not u thirsting over kozu. Stop. Touch grass.

Has and will pick up ur ‘slang’ or how u text (if ur not a dry texter bc that’s already him)

Shows his love wo words if that makes sense. Like ik it does but like idk how to elaborate. Imma just leave that there then 😋

Can we all collectively agree that kenma would spoil u and not him? Like I just feel like his mind is:

You

Video games

Food

Spending time with you

Him

Kuroo

Like I just feel like that’s his mind

Guys I’m so in love w him and I’m still confused as to what his last name or first name is help. Like my friend told me his first name is kozume but then google is confusing me help.

SMART ‼️ BOI ‼️

Def loves study dates

Will act cold but then will also not? Idk mans is just so like half and half. WAIT FUCK DO I HAVE A TYPE? Kenma, kags, todoroki... FUCK.

Anyways...

have a panic attack? Kenma is there to help. Cant game? Issok Kenma will help. Shy and touch deprived? So is he. But he’s still there to help. Getting a feel for what I’m saying?

He will and has made playlists for every date y’all go on, even if it’s the same thing, he will still make a new playlist

Makes food terribly. Like he cannot cook for shit.

Ideal date: bullying kids in roblox together/making drama in royale high 🥺😻 wow so romantic 🤠

I’m not joking tho that seems like such a fun date pls-

If you wanna talk shit ab anyone this bitch has dirt on them I just know it-

Has an album of photos of just u 🥺

If he smells food, he will run to it idc what he’s doing he will run to it

*y’all cuddling*

*he smells hot food*

*your boyfriend: gone.* 🤨🤨

LIKE THIS BITCH- I understand tho.

SWEET MF TOOTH

Immediate brownie points if u smell good

If u cant game, that’s like telling a frat boy ur a virgin.

If you don’t LIKE to game tho, that’s like telling a frat boy u don’t wanna hook up

Censors the word k*ss I just know it.

He would be the one to tell u I l*ve you first but u would initiate the first k*ss

Secretly loves it when kuroo ships u two 😚😻

HELP THIS WAS SO LONG- anyways hope u enjoyed !!

General taglist: @babyshoyo

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versadies · 2 years

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Yes u really pulled this off !! 😭😭😭 —pulled our heartstrings into the abyss full of worries until the "jk april fools" popped out 🧍‍♀️😒🤣 it was so funny so many are scammed— 🥴😌 Dan do be feelin so goofy 2day 😭 dw you're forgiven 🥰💗

Congrats too on using Diluc after such a long time 😌💗 it was actually fun to try out new characters too whenever one's friendship points is maxed!!🤩🤩🤩 10/10 would recommend doing so, it is beneficial as well as will make you less bored of the game!! 😚 and i have news for you m'lady: i leveled ayato to 90 and crowned his skill 🤧 what on earth is this man up to he aint even my favorite and he is CROWNED during the first week of getting him 🤔🤔🤔 i think you're right. I've been hypnotized 💀🤯 — or maybe i just fell in love with his kit rather than he himself 😌 if you don't get it, just think of liking a person just for their money- 🤧

The grind you do 😰😰 Chasm is a pain in the ass so whenever u feel frustrated while exploring and maxing the explorations, please be sure to do something else to cool the frustration and refresh your mind!! 🥰🥰🥰 why are yall so fast in exploring 🤔😰

Dw bout my kazuha funds i originally have 10k left and now due to the event they're 12k ✨🤧 im planning to try my luck @ mistsplitter reforged sword too so yes, worrying might actually be significant,,, 😔😔😔 still, thank you Dan for your kind words!! :DD

—cheering you on, 🍰.

i do be feeling goofy 😋😋😋!! i was giggling my arse off when i was typing the april fools post even tho i had small expectations of y’all falling for it (which most of you guys actually did) 😈😈 diluc was quite fun, esp since i get to slander him 24/7 /j i got his friendship card by january i think? and it was worth it bcuz i get to see him wink when doing his ult, its absolutely adorable <333 adorably ugly 🤡🤡🤡 /j

i don’t blame you for loving his kit, its absolutely GODLY when i tried his trial run — and crowning him when you recently got him? that’s impressive for someone who’s an ayato slanderer /j

i dont rlly feel frustrated since i LOVE chasm sm, what does frustrate me is mister kamisato refusing to come home even when im alr at pity 💀💀💀 so ill def take your advice b4 i go insane :DDD

im glad you got 12k !! thats surely enough to get you kazuha and hopefully the mistsplitter weapon 💪💪

#— ( penpal anon 🍰 )

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domjaehyun · 3 years

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Hello babyyyy I really like you😚😚😚 I am not drinking👀👀 but I think about you haha jk👀😩😩 *biting lip emoji*

i’m gonna answer these all together because i want to save them!!!

hiiiiii baby i missed you :’)))) i like you toooooo you’re so fucking cute i can’t take it omg

Ima not lie for a sec you are so secksy😚😚 I’m in like with you😩😩

i’m BLUSHING YOU’RE SO CUTE WTF

I wanna french kiss you but friendly😚😚👅👅😋😋😛😛 -🔮

consider this....we french kiss but there’s nothing friendly about it :))))

Omg lmao did I not tag my last anon messages hahahakk -🔮 whoopsie

it’s okay baby i gotchu!!!

I think I need to pee but before I do I have to say.......... I think you cute idk if I should say this but I had dream of you😳😳😳😳😳 ahhhh I shouldn’t say but😳

omg you absolutely h a v e to tell me what the dream was about what did we do :O

Om fricken goodness I hope I was anon all this time anyways I wanna say that it would be a PRIVILEGE to kiss you girl and too have sexual intercourse with you girl😳😳😳😳 do NOT let anybody tell you different you a bad bitchhh oh wait u don’t like the word bitch I’m sorryyyyy you a bad HOE you so cute and loveable😩😩 it hard out here for a thug like me😩 who really like you a whole lotta omg I’m so sorry I’m exit real quick piece✌️😬 -🔮

sTOPPP YOU’RE SO FUCKING CUTE AND SWEET i was telling my friends i think you’re psychic bc. these came when i needed to see them most so thank you my love i adore you :’)

Ok one more thingy thing ok sorryyyy waittt ima eat mozzarella sticks Rn and I thought of you❤️❤️❤️❤️ I know you like that perhaps👀 oh man I wish I ate one with you👀👀 but like at the same time like lady and dog so we kiss hahahaha😳 jk👀 but not jk ok ima leave I gotta stop sending so many words I miss you🥺🥺🥺 -🔮

stop that makes me so soft i love you wtf :’( i would love to share one with you lady and the tramp style ;) i missed you too im sorry for being gone baby!!!

Ok I will be going to sleep now my love time to rest I wish I could cuddle you to sleep :( ahhh I’m so em bear ess ing luv, I would love to hold you and kissy you while I fall asleep🥺🥺 ok ilyy good night love😘 -🔮

stop i could really use cuddles right now :’( i think you’re the cutiest and i love you!!!!!!!!! good night baby sleep well!!!

#🔮#answered #anon #happy thoughts

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satinsituationssoundsexy · 3 years

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Been shopping again and I have a great New pair of jeans and a blouse I went back today just for it and I don't need to buy anything but I LOVE Me! I have been listening to this lady who is great and the songs I had not heard more than 1 I think but works fantastic!!! I love when I find perfect songs! I told you I think I was a witch. I was called a little heathen for a little while but he turned out to be a.... anyway I love this song now fun style I didn't catch lyrics. Smile and remember I'm a mean on so be careful mr Grinch you are a booger butt! Smile remember I can call you what I want. I love this song omg it is fun!! Goosebumps is the name!!💃🦋💃🦋🦋💃🔥🦋😋😋🤗🥺😴😚🥺😲🤭😋🐤🐤🐤🐤😚🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤👠👠👠👠👠💃💃💃🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🤭🦄👽👽👽👽🌋🌋🌋🌋👽🌋🌋💋🌋💋🌋🌋💋🌋💋💔⛓️⛓️💅👀💋💋💋💃💃💃 silliness is a little bit of my thing remember? Little bat and small ball and you better watch out or you might get hit! 🤔🤔If you can finish this from the male side then I don't want to hit you with a little bitty ball. I want to take you to my special room so I can properly do to you and with you but you have to obey and for the rest of your life think about this thought I just had when I was thinking of what to say so. My fantasy for movie night and me sitting on the couch with my legs spread but my blue jeans are not getting off so fast tonight but you are to sit on the floor in front of me... The movie will be called ...

A Few Good Men. I believe it might work out pretty good if I'm a good guess 😉 I can see you have a smile on your face and can't help it but it makes you 😡 at me for making you feel something other than that grumpy butt . Smile and I love this music. Enemies should have certain rights to be able to bug you when I am feeling like a bratty like needy wanting something else but I would have to use a toy and a neighbor might listen so omg 😳 no way! Anyway I am a very naughty girl way too naughty for most of them and others have been known to take a far away stance for my unpredictable stickiness sudden to twist turn taking a thrillingly quick switching of the gears and my right foot presses harder as I am always trying to make it through while the light is still green!! I am really great at catching all the green lights and I love to be the one driving because I love doing lots of little fun things like it is just something I think about the average thing or place and I have made up a different name for it. Funny Fart was a store called really Monte Mart so I have a great different creative and wildly wrecked with twisted tormenting and yet talented and broken sicknesses causing freakishly Free zone and one rule now rules and I got lots of things in this brain 🧠 you would freak out about it laughing and getting horny and not unless you are very very brave or something needing my needs then you might not want to chance my wonderful for my rage and my wacky for my wicked but my brazen blessings bestowed upon you and your smile on your face final and forever found and it is all because I am a silly woman who is real pain in the butt and heart and can cause headaches pretty quickly too 👅🤣💋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️👽⛓️⛓️👽⛓️👽⛓️👽👽👽😴🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋💅💅💅in my opinion I don't think a lady should have to ever have to do a few of these things with a man to do it for me . Paint my toes, fasten the clasps of my brackets and necklaces and also braids for baby girl is fun so any how I am going to get higher no now. I have a wet panties situation I think . 😱🤭✌️🤗🤯🤯🤖👽👽🤖💫💫💫☠️💞💞💞

A great song for each of us I am sure and I wish it could be like never really met just passed each other in the mall a few years ago and just saying

#just saying #spotify #spilled thoughts #mydarlingwhispers collection

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of alcohol

a/n: i feel like these are getting repetitive and boring ngl :/, lemme know what you guys think, ly<3

Kazutora: idk man

Kazutora: how can you be bi and still have no bitches

Kazutora: you have all the options

Kazutora: and you still not getting any???

Kazutora: ion even wanna laugh at you. im just sad

Baji: dude💀

Mikey: what are you talking about

Draken: context????

Kazutora: just thinking about how Draken will die alone cause he's a fucking coward

Smiley: he still doesn't have any bitches???

Draken: why do you always have your nose in my fucking business

Baji: someone as hot as you shouldn't be single tbh

Baji: i'd suck the soul outta you bro

Baji: like a homie would do🤜🤛

Baji nvm that was a moment of weakness you're basically bald

Kazutora: you slipped up😕

Draken: 😐

Mikey: ok like i know i make fun of Ken-chin a lot, but ig if we're talking facts, he is pretty attractive

Mikey: doesn't beat me tho

Mikey: nothing beats being a cute blonde whos submissive and breedable😚

Mitsuya: ayo??

Kazutora: being a 6'2, ripped, extremely attractive man with tattoos, scars, mommy issues and can man handle you like a rotisserie chicken does beat that actually

Baji: bro??

Smiley: that was sus as hell🤨

Mikey: why the rotisserie chicken😭

Kazutora: imagery

Draken: uhm

Draken: thanks??

Draken: i think

Kazutora: you're still bitchless tho

Baji: i agree with Tora, but i think cute beats hot

Mitsuya: theyre two very different categories. its like having to choose between Hakkai and Draken

Mitsuya: Hakkai's more on the cute and handsome side while Draken is hot and sexy

Mitsuya: actually Hakkai's hot too nvm

Mitsuya: its basically impossible to choose

Mikey: AYO

Smiley: Mitsuya????

Baji: I KNEW HE'D SLIP UP ONE DAY

Draken: really?

Draken: thanks Mitsuya😁

Mitsuya: 👍

Mikey: WHY DO YOU ONLY ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS FROM MITSUYA

Draken: cause i know hes being genuine

Draken: you guys just do it to make fun of me

Kazutora: dumb, clueless, bald headed ass mf

Draken: go back to jail

Draken: i didn't mean that, dont go back to jail

Draken: i didnt mean to disregard your growth like that

Kazutora: bro chill its not that deep

Smiley: thats Drakens problem, he's a good person😕

Smiley: bet he'll die by jumping in front of gunshots to save someone or smth

Smiley: then he'd probably spend his last moments trying to comfort the person and telling them that it wasn't their fault

Smiley: shit pisses me off fr

Mitsuya: ??

Draken: ..what?

Baji: having morals restricts you from having fun

Draken: Baji stop acting like you're not a good person

Draken: aren't we your treasures

Baji: stfu i was hallucinating and on the brink of death

Draken: aren't you the one who sacrificed your life cause you didnt want Kazutora to feel responsible for your death???

Draken: and what did you do in your last moments?

Draken: you comforted Chifuyu

Baji: ...

Baji: Juana

Draken: ??

Draken: who's Juana ???

Baji: Juana put deez nuts in yo mouf 🤣⁉️

Draken: fuck you

*Draken has left the chat*

Kazutora: lmao he's mad

Mikey: ayt now that he's gone

Mikey: Mitsuya

Mitsuya: what

Baji: are you in love with 2 people

Mitsuya: omfg calm down i just think they're hot

Mitsuya: i have eyes

Baji: cap

Smiley: you're not the cowardly type so do smth about it don't be a pussy

Mikey: which one tho

Mitsuya: Draken's right you guys are so nosy for no reason

Mitsuya: dont yall have boyfriends??

Mikey: of course he'd agree with Ken-chin🙄

Mikey: but that reminds me i have to go hang with the bae 😋

*Mikey has left the chat*

Smiley: ew

Baji: im gonna go torment some kindergartners

Kazutora: you're gonna get reported by the school dumbass

Kazutora: pick me up tho

Baji: ayt

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers manga spoilers #toman groupchat #tokyo revengers texts #ryuguji ken/draken #baji keisuke #mitsuya takashi #sano manjiro/mikey #kazutora hanemiya #bajitora #doramitsu #bajifuyu #kawata nahoya/smiley #mitsukkai

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versadies · 2 years

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Hi Dan!! <333 This'll serve as the follow-up response 😤💞 I almost submitted with your name being "dna" 🙈💀 paper rings was playing while i'm writing this so i'm totally hyped up 💗💗

Tbh the angst aint hurting me that much anymore 😋 sorry ayato guess i've completely moved on from your love 🥴 might steal your boy bestie *cough* Thoma *cough* away instead 👹 (of course the Thoma stans here are included 💗) ngl im still stucked at making a url 😂😭 the anon was too stunned to speak,, 🍰🍰🍰 I didn't know that it would be too much work and pressure because man, it would serve as my main signature for whatever i post 🙈😰😰 & PLEASE DO AN ALT STORY dont hold back 😚😤💞💞

So the whole time... I'm just making things up??? 😭🥴😋 But i atleast made sense of the small details you put in your fic 🤩🥰💖 I, TOO, AM MIND-BLOWN AT MY (NOT-ACTUALLY) REALIZATIONS 😂😭 i thought you really intentionally put things there 🍰🍰🍰 and well turns out, IT'S UNINTENTIONAL 😱🧐 i still love how things turned out and makes sense 🤭 hopefully we'll get a thoma and you talking scene in your future chapters 👀 can't let this golden friendship sink down due to misunderstandings, no? :DD

I'm definitely willing to put my whole 🍰ussy in my comments as you said 😋😋😋 because why should i hold back ??? My words aren't more than enough to describe how beautifully written your fics are so 😤 i'm trying my best !! 💞💞💞

( Extra😩💨: the moment i tried to write smth i was left stumped and dumbfounded 🙈 suddenly my braincells escaped 💨💨💨 so rn, im just focusing on the other stuff to put in my blog esp the url 😌 i realize that i feel actually more big brained when sending brainrots or stuff to other people rather than for myself 🙈🙈🙈)

—xoxo, 🍰.

dan who? i only know dna 🤫🤫🤫 /j

as you should comrade as you should !!! thoma >> ayato 😤😤😤😤😤 (/j) and NOOOO I WISH U GOOD LUCK IN THINKING OF AN URL 😭😭😭 it took me a long time to think of my versadies url so i understand the struggle 💀💀 do take ur time in thinking of one since it is your signature of your works :DDDDD as for the alt story, let’s see in the future if i’ll end up making one 🤔🤔🤔😉😉😉

we rlly did have both minds blown 😭😭😭 i can reassure you that reader and thoma will interact more in the future !! but who knows when that will happen 🤔🤔🤔 find out on next week’s episode of SPYxFAMILY— /j

you flatter me too much comrade 😭😭😭 your words are def enough for me and i ty for ur dedication 👊👊👊

( extra : oh i hate it when that happens to me 😭😭😭 i hope you won’t have a hard time on fixing your blog !! im sure you’ll be able to write something once you’re done with making your blog :DDDDD )

#— ( penpal anon 🍰 )

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