#mitsukkai
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Warnings: swearing, suggestive language, might be offensive idk (lmk if it is so i should take it down if necessary) , mentions of birth, mentions of alcohol and weed, gayness
Desc: it's Mitsuya's day of birth
Chifuyu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSUYA-KUN ⚠️❗💜😋😁
Baji: what's up with the emoji's
Mitsuya: thanks Chifuyu
Baji: happy getting out of the pussy day
Mitsuya: 😐
Kazutora: didn't he get circumcised?
Mitsuya: man what
Baji: ...
Baji: fuck that gotta do with what i just said
Baji: you just say shit
Kazutora: i'm talking about his birth method
Kazutora: keep up, Keisuke 😐
Chifuyu: you're so fucking stupid
Kazutora: HOW AM I STUPID
Kazutora: Mitsuya's mom was circumcised
Kazutora: it wasn't a vaginal birth
Kazutora: he was essentially removed, rather than birthed
Baji: "he was essentially removed, rather than birthed🤓👆"
Mikey: bro how do you even know that?
Chifuyu: R U TALKING ABOUT A C-SECTION????
Kazutora: IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID?? NO
Kazutora: i hate talking to stupid mf's 🙄
Baji: i don't understand why people say i'm the stupidest
Draken: *most stupid
Draken: you honestly proved everyone's point
Baji: fuck off
Mitsuya: ok you guys can shut up now
Draken: happy birthday Takashi
Draken: my sworn brother
Draken: my other half
Draken: my twin dragon
Draken: love ya man
Mitsuya: thank you Draken🙂
Baji: did u have socks on
Draken: ...?
Baji: you can't say "i love ya" and "my other half" without any socks on
Baji: it implies a sense homosexuality
Baji: but if you have socks on then it's fine
Draken: i'm sick of you
Baji: bro doesn't have any socks on 💀
Mitsuya: you guys can shut up now x2
Mitsuya: also
Mitsuya: you don't all have to say happy birthday just say it when we meet up cause i feel awkward saying thank you to every single one of you
Mikey: hope you enjoyed my birthday present 💪😎
Mitsuya: yeah...
Mitsuya: the half eaten taiyaki
Mitsuya: appreciate it
Mikey: anything for the homies ❤
Mitsuya: 😒
Draken: where's Hakkai
Draken: surprised he hasn't said anything about your birthday
Mitsuya: he's planning a surprise birthday party
Baji: surprise🤨?
Mitsuya: he told me not to not text him cause he's busy with my surprise birthday party
Mitsuya: i don't think he realized that he told me
Mitsuya: i don't wanna bum him out so i'll still act surprised
Mitsuya: i appreciate it either way
Chifuyu: Takemitchy, Angry and I have been helping him plan this for weeks, and he just fucking told you😐
Mitsuya: i guess lol
Mitsuya: also said he has a surprise for me
Baji: he's gonna tongue you down, i just know it
Mitsuya: stfu
Mikey: are y'all together or not
Mitsuya: don't know what you're taking about
Draken: bro's taking his time
Mikey: Mitsuya you're 21 now
Mikey: it's been 8 years???😭
Smiley: i may not have a birthday present but i'll bring queer and weed
Smiley: since y'all follow the law or whatnot and you're legal now
Smiley: hypocrites
Draken: what's wrong with following the law?
Smiley: you think beating people half to death was fucking legal, Draken?
Draken: well... no
Draken: doesn't mean we should abuse substances, underage
Smiley: ❤H Y P O C R I T E❤
Smiley: and a lot of the people we know smoke so idk why you're all the way in my ass rn
Draken: yeah but cigarettes aren't drugs
Smiley: weed >>>>> cigarettes
Draken: the ability to breath when i'm in my thirties >>>>
Smiley: fair
Baji: wdym you'll bring a queer and weed🤨
Smiley: why would i bring a queer when Mitsuya is literally right there
Smiley: i meant beer
Smiley: pride month changing my damn autocorrect😒
Kazutora: stop saying slurs
Smiley: bro the gays reclaimed that shit
Smiley: it's a blanket term for the ABCDEFG community or whatever the fuck
Draken: i feel like you're being homophobic
Smiley: nuh uh
Smiley: dude look
Smiley: 👬 👭
Smiley: see?😁
Smiley: am i still homophobic?
Baji: he got us there
Draken: wha-
Draken: what the fuck is that supposed to prove?
*Hakkai has gone online*
Hakkai: HI TAKA-CHAN
Hakkai: could you please come over to my place for no particular reason?🤔
Hakkai: hmmmm, it kinda feels like i'm forgetting something
Hakkai: maybe like, a public holiday?
Hakkai: who knows?🤷♂️
Hakkai: anyway
Hakkai: let's hang out like the regular days in which we are normal 🤗
Hakkai: see you soon 😁
Mitsuya: ...
Mitsuya: yeah sure Hakkai
Mitsuya: be right over
Hakkai: ❤
*Hakkai has gone offline*
Mikey: 💀
Chifuyu: i hate him
Baji: did he even fucking try
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokyo revengers anime#tokyo revengers groupchat#tokyo revengers smau#tokyo revengers texts#toman#tokyo manji gang#sano manjiro/mikey#ryuguji ken/draken#baji keisuke#mitsuya takashi#shiba hakkai#matsuno chifuyu#hanemiya kazutora#kawata nahoya/smiley#mitsukkai#hakkai x mitsuya#i know it's been months since i posted one of these but i hope you like it#mitsuya my beloved <3
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Happy birthday Hakkai ft. Mitsuya ! :D
this is actually from last year but shhhhh it is a secret heheh
#Hakkai#hakka Shiba#mitsuya#mitsuya takashi#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokyo revengers fanart#mitsuya x hakkai#hakkai x mitsuya#mitsukkai#idk how to tag anyways#hakkai shiba#hakkai tokyo revengers#mitsuya tokyo revengers
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Takemichi ships mitsukkai
Lmao well he does think they're a good fit!
#the fact that he thought this after pretty much just meeting hakkai too#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokyo rev#hanagaki takemichi#hakkai shiba#mitsuya takashi#mitsukkai
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i want a baby meme ft tokyorev
#hakkai knows he cant impregnate mitsuya#he says it anyway#also pah and peh are platonic but theyre still deadly serious about this#tokyo revengers#tokyorev#tokyorev memes#sanzumai#drakey#takehina#kokoinu#bajifuyu#kazufuyu#bajikazu#mitsukkai#hankisa
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Mitsuya: I hardly slept last night
Chifuyu: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Mitsuya: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Hakkai: [gay panic]
#tokyo revengers incorrect quotes#takashi mitsuya#Hakkai Shiba#chifuyu matsuno#Hakkai x Mitsuya#Mitsukkai#mitsuya takashi#matsuno chifuyu#shiba hakkai
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#romy can talk#tokyo revengers#mitsuya takashi#shiba hakkai#mitsukkai#ig#but fr he gets it taka-chan's side profile is 👌
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Mikey: How did none of you four hear what I just said?!
Koko: I've been zoned out for the past half hour, thiking about my boyfriend and money.
Takemichi: I got distracted halfway through by your SO happy smile.
Hakkai: Sorry, I thought about my date with Taka-chan. I'm just so happy about my first date with him tonight!!
Inui: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
@naehja
lol, I can imagine everyone’s inner thoughts 💭
Koko: *Inupi is so pretty, he always look so cool and dignified ❤️ I wonder what he’s thinking*-checks his phone- oh, I was right when I sold that stock*
Takemichi *Mickey looks so happy 😭🥹*
Hakkai *Taka-chan, Taka-chan💕💕💕*
Inupi *I couldn’t care less about what Mikey is saying*
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"Showtime."
executive timeline mitsukkai on a desert mission
[art by me, do not repost]
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Toman groupchat
Warnings: REALLY suggestive, swearing, mentions of drugs, lots of pubes, sorry in advance, mentions of balls. again, my bad
Desc: just typical teenage boys having typical normal converstions☺
Baji: pubes or no pubes?
Mikey: I have them yes
Chifuyu: me too
Draken: what
Kazutora: huh
Mitsuya: context?
Baji: oh my bad
Baji: bout to meet up with someone so i was wondering if i should shave or go bald
Smiley: we way too comfortable in this groupchat
Mikey: ?
Mikey: why tf would we know this
Kazutora: yeah we're virgins
Mikey: i didn't mean it like that😐
Kazutora: ...are you....not a virgin
Mikey: pffft no
Mikey: everyone wants me
Mikey: so they shall receive
Mitsuya: sounds like something a virgin would say
Mikey: shut up Mitsuya you're gay
Mitsuya: and you're a virgin
Baji: so you guys aren't gonna help me
Draken: dude we don't fucking know
Kazutora: all i'm saying is, no one wants to lick a lollipop that's fallen on a carpet
Mitsuya: ew????
Smiley: can we not
Baji: no Tora's right
Chifuyu: but your hair's so silky Baji-san
Chifuyu: i say keep it as long as it's neat
Draken: guys can we NOT😐
Baji: my hair IS beautiful and silky🤔
Mikey: your pubes too??
Baji: duh
Mitsuya: Baji who are you even meeting up with
Baji: some dude from grindr
Mikey: WHY R U ON GRINDR LMAO😭
Baji: yeah lol
Baji: crazy how many people i know are there
Baji: like Mitsuya
Draken: FR????? ARE U SERIOUS
Mitsuya: oh yeah lmao
Mitsuya: it was from when i'd just turned 18
Baji: when you were young and fresh
Mitsuya: I'm 19😐
Draken: telling Hakkai btw
Mitsuya: what's the reason
Draken: cause you're dating???
Mitsuya: i just forgot to delete my profile, chill🙄
Draken: explain that to him then
Baji: this was about me, btw
Baji: fuck it i'll shave
Baji: it's just really hard to get in between
Draken: try wax strips
Baji: and rip my balls off🤨??? no thanks
Draken: fuck you then
Chifuyu: use hair removing cream
Baji: burned the shit outta me last time cause i fell asleep
Baji: my asscheek were bright red
Kazutora: why were you...
Kazutora: nvm
Mikey: 💀
Draken: aren't you suppose to be shaving
Baji: i'm typing with my toes
Smiley: i don't like that
Baji: cry about it
Smiley: WEEEEEHHH 😭😭😭😭
Smiley: WAAAAAH 😖😖
Smiley: WAAAAHHEH *sniff* EHHHHHHH😰
Smiley: sorry i'm high as hell rn
Smiley: Angry lied and said it was weed
Smiley: i haven't blinked in 4 hours
Mitsuya: what was it💀
Smiley: crack
Smiley: continue
Baji: ANYWAY
Baji: it's sad that i have to resort to grindr when i have two fertile best friends
Mikey: AYO??😭
Draken: DUDE CHILL
Chifuyu: 😧
Mitsuya: too comfortable, as Smiley said
Kazutora: who you calling fertile🤨
Baji: you are so babygirl
Draken: touch some ass please
Baji: see Draken gets it
Draken: *grass
Draken: *grass
Draken: *grass
Mikey: too late
Baji: guys exfoliation does wonders
Baji: anyway, my balls are as smooth as freshly boiled eggs❗bye guys
Mikey: ....
Mikey: ...why would he say that
#so sorry for this one#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokrev manga#tokrev#tokyo revengers groupchat#tokyo revengers texts#tokyo revengers smau#sano manjiro/mikey#ryuguji ken/draken#baji keisuke#kazutora hanemiya#matsuno chifuyu#mitsuya takashi#kawata nahoya/smiley#mitsukkai#bajikazufuyu#the manga is depressing me so i had some silly little thoughts to make myself feel better#as you can see i'm failing
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moot on twitter gave me the cutest idea ever so have this other mitsuya as hello kitty and hakkai as dear daniel art because i can’t stop thinking about them 🫶😭
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Hakkai: So I've heard you like bad boys?
Mitsuya: Not really.
Hakkai: Oh thank God!
#mitsukkai#tokyo revengers#tokyrev#incorrect tokyo manji#incorrect tokyo revengers#incorrect tokyo revengers quotes#takashi mitsuya#hakkai shiba#tokyo revengers mitsuya#tokyo revengers hakkai#mitsuya x hakkai#hakkai x mitsuya
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HELP I LOOKED UP THE MITSUYA THING TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE ANF LOOK AT THIS
HELLO???? hakkai is a girl so real
Oh congrats to Hakkai on being Mitsuya's girlfriend! He scored the greenest of all green flags
#LMAO WHAT#tokyo revengers#tokrev#shiba hakkai#takashi mitsuya#mitsukkai#is that their ship name????? i can't remember#tokyo revengers spoilers
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Hakkai Shiba x Mitsuya Takashi
Tokyo Revengers
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tokyo revengers pairings but it’s my thoughts/headcannons
doramai:
-they’re best friends, duh
-we all know how far draken is willing to go for mikey, and it’s amazing.
-personally, i think that if they were in a relationship, draken would be 100x clingier than mikey
-mikey always buys one extra dorayaki for draken, but always ends up eating it anyways when draken passes on it (it’s his master plan. he knew draken would pass)
-mikey always supports drakens dumbass ideas. he thinks it’s funny.
-draken buys mikey a ton of snacks. it’s his only way to get mikey to shut up at times.
-mikey has a thing for playing with drakens hair. he also washes it at times.
-if/when they get together, nobody in the gang is surprised. however, hakkai is surprised it didn’t happen faster.
maitake:
-they’re my top brotp.
-while i don’t see them every having anything romantic, i think if they were too, they’d be insufferable.
-pda. everywhere. no one can escape it.
-takemichi ends up giving mikey more career advice than anyone, however, he really shouldn’t be giving it… (i’m looking you manager-of-video-store.)
mitsukkai:
-literally one of the best duos ever.
-hakkai has every right to be obsessed with mitsuya. i would be too.
-i ship them 100%
-i think hakkai and mitsuya would be great together, however, i feel like they would come to a lot of bumps in the road (a relationship can never be perfect all fo the times).
-i think after the final chapter, it would make sense for them to partner up and for hakkai to use his connections to boost mitsuya’s work.
-going off of the end, i think mitsuya and taiju would work together to torment (no abuse, taiju isn’t abusive in this timeline) hakkai at times. especially with their awful baking skills.
-one time, mitsuya burned his hand making dinner for his sisters, leading to hakkai not letting him cook because he didn’t want taka-chan to get hurt again.
-mitsuya makes hakkai cook since he won’t let him near the stove. hakkai never cooks again.
takefuyu:
-idiot partners in crime
-literally trust each other with EVERYTHING
-half of their texts consist of chifuyu sending takemichi cat memes and pictures of kittens.
-chifuyu helped takemichi plan his real proposal, mostly because takemichi was too much of an idiot to get it done on his own (bless his heart)
-takemichi knows far too much about chifuyu’s dating life (or lack thereof)
bajifuyu:
-first love turned best friend type shit
-baji is chifuyu’s biggest supporter. #1 chifuyu fan right here
-one time, baji tried to visit chifuyu as a surprise. he never did it again, as he got hit in the head with a shoe before he made it through the door.
-baji consistently complains about chifuyu underpaying him at the petshop, prompting chifuyu to stop cooking for him and only cook for kazutora.
-baji once tried to come in between kazutora and chifuyu because he was jealous. he failed miserably. however chifuyu gave him more attention after that.
-baji buys a lot of yakisoba when chifuyu decides to stop cooking for him.
-chifuyu gives baji and kazutora weekly bags of necessities. they can support themselves, but chifuyu has done it for baji since they were younger.
kazufuyu:
-forgiveness is key.
-kazutora is chifuyu’s second biggest fan. he thinks chifuyu hung the stars.
-chifuyu cooks special things for kazutora when he’s having bad days
-one time, kazutora saw his father in public. chifuyu flipped his father off from a far, trying to lighten kazutora’s mood. it didn’t really work.
-kazutora once locked chifuyu out of the pet store to stop him from overworking himself. chifuyu nearly fired him.
-every year for chifuyu’s birthday, kazutora and baji make him a cake. it’s terrible every year, but chifuyu still eats it.
-the day baji tried to surprise visit chifuyu, kazutora was at his apartment. he was the reason the shoe was thrown.
-kazutora sleeps over at chifuyu’s apartment all the time. however, he wakes up far earlier than chifuyu, so he spends most of his time bored in the living room while he waits for his log of a boyfriend to get up.
yuzuhina:
-they’re so cute. not my favorite pairing, but my GOD they are CUTE.
-yuzuha and hina laugh over their idiots together
-one day, yuzuha decided to teach hina how to fight. it worked out fairly well.
-yuzuha and hina go shopping together all the time
-they model for mitsuya and are his biggest hypemen.
-sometimes yuzuha will take hina to the beach just so she can have time away from her family. they aren’t bad by any means, but yuzuha knows first hand that you just have to get away at times.
-yuzuha always takes care of hina when she isn’t feeling well. whether it be that she’s sick or sad, yuzuha is there.
kokonui:
-these two stress me OUT
-they’re soulmates but they can’t be together until they work all of their shit out
-there’s a lot of shit to be worked out.
-in every timeline, koko kind of abandons inupi. let’s have one where he’s ALWAYS by his side.
-inui and koko both need therapy because they’re crazy. they would Literally kill for each other and that’s not exactly okay
-one time, koko had a bit of a breakdown. in this breakdown, he came to believe that no one could ever love him. inui spent months undoing this belief in kook’s mind.
-koko has a tendency to distance himself from inui to “protect” him. inui hates that he does it, and has started to practically attach himself to koko when he tries it.
-as adults, they literally cannot stay mad at each other. any fight always ends fast because they don’t want to be without each other again.
-one night when inupi was working late, koko got restless so he went to the shop. he happened to get there immediately as inupi is walking out. eventually this becomes a habit, as it makes inupi’s walk home less boring.
#doramai#draken#ken ryuguji#mikey sano#sano manjiro#maitake#hanagaki takemichi#mitsukkai#mitsuya takashi#hakkai shiba#takefuyu#chifuyu matsuno#bajifuyu#baji keisuke#torafuyu#kazutora hanemiya#mikey fluff#takemichi headcanons#kazufuyu#baji headcanons#kazutora headcanons#yuzuhina#yuzuha shiba#hinata tachibana#kokonui#kokonoi hajime#inui seishu#kokonui fluff#kokonoi fluff
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Taiju: So, how long have you and Mitsuya been together?
Hakkai: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Taka-Chan and I are not together. No. No.
Taiju: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
#Shiba Taiju#Taiju Shiba#Shiba Hakkai#Hakkai Shiba#Mitsukkai#Mitsuya x Hakkai#tokyo revengers incorrect quotes#shiba siblings
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LMFAO i love how Wakui chose the next gayest pairing after Kokonui to take over commentator duties
Edit: Also love how their shaved/tattooed designs on their heads match as was pointed out to me by a friend who's not on tumblr and i therefore can't credit
#tokyo revengers spoilers#tokrev spoilers#tokyo revengers manga#tr spoilers#tokyo revengers#kokonui#inupi#koko#hakkai shiba#shiba hakkai#mitsuya takashi#takashi mitsuya#mitsukkai#tr 267
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