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mulletmitsuya · 1 year

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Toman Groupchat (everyone's here again, well most of em)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of periods, mentions of drugs, mentions of pregnancy

Desc: Mikey and Izana realize the actions necessary for Emma to get pregnant, and they don't like it (also Yuzuha and Senju r gay, sorry)

Emma: Mikey while you're at the store could you pls buy me pads

Mikey: ayt

Mikey: your pussy size is large right?

Smiley: ayo

Angry: there's a reason for dm guys😕

Baji: LMAO

Emma: :(

Emma: that's not how it works

Senju: me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect

Senju: that's crazy

Draken: Mikey you dumb fuck

Rindou: is that how periods work?

Rindou: the bigger the pussy the heavier the flow?

Rindou: holy shit

Rindou: i'm gonna add that to my new song

Sanzu: why

Rindou: listen

Rindou: "the bigger the pussy the heavier the flow"

Rindou: "no pussy can beat my rap game tho"

Rindou: 🔥

Sanzu: what the fuck

Izana: that may be the worst thing i've ever heard

Ran: no, let him do what he wants

Ran: please rap those exact words on your next gig

Emma: guys can you not I'm already in a bad mood 😭

Hina: Emma-chan do you need me to come over?

Emma: yes pls. we should have a girls day :)

Draken: if you guys need me i'll be at the shop with Inupi and Shin

Emma: okay ❤❤

Mikey: you didn't answer the question bruh

Emma: just take large😐

Izana: why r u in a bad mood I just gave you ice cream

Emma: cause of my period

Emma: i didn't expect it to come

Yuzuha: do you not have a calender

Emma: no it's just i thought i'd be pregnant by now

Emma: me and Ken have been trying for a baby everyday for the last 2 months so i thought it would have worked :(

Izana: k

Baji: r you guys as Emma's older brothers just gonna let this happen

Baji: can't believe you said that Emma

Mikey: wdym

Izana: ?

Baji: Emma just told us that Draken has been blowing her back out everyday for the past 2 months

Kazutora: yooooo

Hina: guys😐

Baji: y'all r tripping

Mikey: ...

Mikey: Ken-chin☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Izana: what the fuck Draken

Senju: must be nice Emma😊

Senju: great relationship, great house, great penis

Senju: i'm really happy for you guys (when is it my turn to be happy, i'm so sick of this)

Yuzuha: lmao good for you Emma

Yuzuha: and Senju you're literally famous

Izana: i'm literally going to kill you

Draken: ...?

Emma: are you guys serious right now

Mikey: you guys have sex

Mikey: ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Draken: i-

Draken: she's my wife

Draken: for 4 years now

Izana: what makes you think that means you can touch her???

Mikey: i'ma tell Shinichiro btw😐

Kazutora: someone lost NNN lmao

Ran: only single people do NNN so they can feel rewarded for their virginity and feel like it matters and that it's worth something when it's not

Kazutora: yes

Kazutora: let me have something damn

Angry: i'm the champ of NNN just btw😡💙

Angry: wait that was before i saw Rans message :(

Smiley: sometimes you do this to yourself

Emma: Manjiro get the fucking pads

Mikey: k, but i don't wanna talk to you anymore

Yuzuha: "adult man baby cannot fathom that his sister has sexual relations with her husband"

Yuzuha: is that about right

Mikey: i'm not a man baby

Mikey: does this mean the same with Hina and Mitchy?????

Mikey: 🤢🤮😭😰

Mikey:

Hina: you're just mad cause the only thing you ride is your bike

Hina: i'm sorry i didn't mean to say that

Hina: i apologize 😔

Baji: get it Hina, eat him up

Baji: dumb ass, pubeless ass, broke ass, b.o smelling ass, no bitches ass mf

Mikey: PUBELESS???

Mikey: I HAVE SO FUCKING MANY DUDE DONT PLAY WITH ME RN

Mikey: I'M A GROWN ASS MAN

Baji: yet you can barely grow any hair on your body

Emma: he tried to grow a stubble once and got an infection☺

Kakucho: the same happened with Izana haha

Kakucho: ...i'm sorry

Izana: 100 pushups

Izana: now

Kakucho: Izana please

Kakucho: i just had a gallon of ice-cream

Kakucho: please

Izana: your begging will amount to nothing

Izana: do you want 150

Kakucho: 😞

Takemitchy: leave my boy alone 😕✊

Izana: maybe put on some deodorant first

Takemitchy: ...i don't smell tho

Izana: Hina tell him

Hina: tell him what😅

Hina: there's nothing to tell babe❤

Hina: I love you so much more than anything even

Takemitchy: ...i'll go take a shower😕

Yuzuha: free Hina

Yuzuha: you deserve a woman, they smell nice

Senju: i smell nice😚

Senju: and i'm so smoll

Senju: i'm so microscopic

Senju: maybe we could compare hand sizes Yuzuha🤗

Yuzuha: what r you doing

Baji: why are you acting like a pick me

Senju: cause i want her to pick me tf🤨

Senju: anyway

Senju: Yuzuha☺❤

Yuzuha: uh

Senju: one date?🤗

Yuzuha: uhm

Yuzuha: ykw fuck it, sure ig

Senju: ...

Senju: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OMG

Senju: GONNA START A LIVE ON INSTAGRAM

Senju: MY FANS R GONNA BE SO HAPPY😭😭😭😭❤

Yuzuha: ?

Sanzu: poor girl

Sanzu: she copes by feeding her delusions

Sanzu: a shame

Mikey: is that why she's so happy all the time?

Sanzu: yeah

Baji: aren't you delusional?🤨

Sanzu: i'm very normal

Ran: oh please

Rindou: and how exactly do you cope?🤨

Sanzu: i don't need to cope i'm a fucking superstar

Sanzu: also ketamine

Rindou: 😒

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spooky-bunnys · 11 months

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Tokyo Revengers Incorrect

Part 1

Takemichi: (Name) isn't answering his phone!

Draken: I'll call him

Mikey: Mitchy and I have both tried. He would've answered his commander-

(Name): Hello?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bonten AU!

(Name): What does BDSM mean?

Mikey: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toman Groupchat

Baji: Who the fuck added me to a groupchat?

Chifyuu: Language! >:(

Mikey: Yeah watch your fucking language

Draken: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MIKEY THE FUCK WORD?!

(Name): 'The fuck word'

Takemichi: Are you guys being serious? You guys use the f word all the time.

Chifyuu: Oh my god he censored it

(Name): Say fuck, Mitchy

Baji: Do It Takemichi. Say fuck.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!

Sanzu: I got kicked out of church saying "FUCK SATAN!" I don't understand. I thought we hated the guy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hanma: Guess what I'm about to get?

(Name) & Kisaki: On our nerves

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: AKSLJKIABR

(Name): What is that?

Mikey: Keyboard smash

(Name): How do I do it?

Mikey: Just push anything

(Name): 7

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: *accidently hits (Name) in the face*

(Name): *crying*

Mikey: *doesn't know what to say between 'I'm sorry!' & 'Are you okay?'* ARE YOU SORRY!?

Draken: *hugging (Name)* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Name): Why don't you guys invite some friends over after school?

Ran: That'd be nice

Rindou: If we had any friends

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Takemichi: We have a problem!

(Name): Is it about the burning car?

Chifyuu: What burning car?!

Baji: Nevermind this seems more important

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!

Ran: Something brought you here (Name). Fate?

Rindou: Destiny?

(Name): *tied up* A dumbass druggie of a brother?

#male reader #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #x male reader #tokyo revengers x male reader #bonten #bonten x male reader

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asimpwithfreetime · 1 year

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Chatfic: Tokyo Revengers x Y/n Hanagaki [Part 1]

I do not own Tokyo Revengers, however if you’d like to reupload this story somewhere else give me credits and reblog to let me know.

Summary: just a bunch of simps in a chat with Takemichi’s cousin, Y/n.

Warnings: Y/n is based off of my personality, trying to break stereotypes and that stuff, also, there will be cursing

AU: everyone is alive and Draken and Emma are not together.

Reader: female

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In the Toman group chat:

Mikey: Drakeeeen! 🥺🥺🥺

Draken: What do you need Mikey?

Mikey: I finished my dorayakis and I am hungryyyyyy

Mitsuya: Guys, this is group chat of the whole toman

Draken: how many do you need?

Mikey: 10

[Draken is offline]

Mikey: yayyyy! Dorayakiiiiis

Takemichi: guys please, is 3 a.m. Go to sleep

Baji: What?! Is three am already?!?!?

Chifuyu: we have been eight hours on discord lol

Mikey: invite meeeeeeee

Baji: 😎 no

[ after a few bickers they decided to go to sleep ]

[The next morning]

[In a private chat between Takemichi and Mikey]

Takemichi: Mikey, I will be late for the meeting today, I have to pick my cousin up from the airport.

Mikey: No prob takemitchy

Takemichi: thanks!!

[Later on that day, your cousins picked you up at the airport and you weren’t particularly tired so once you got to Takemichi’s house you left to get toured around by him.]

[In the groupchat]

Smiley: Oh God!

Baji: qhatdvf

Chifuyu: please, write correctly

Baji: I am running away from the police ttyl

Chifuyu: 🤨

Mitsuya: This man 🤦‍♂️

Draken: Smiley, what happened?

Angry: We saw takemitchy with a girl

Draken: He has a girlfriend, it is completely normal

Smiley: But it is not HINA

Chifuyu: 🤨📸

Angry: *sent a picture of Takemichi with you*

Baji: she kinda hot ngl

Mitsuya: that’s not the point

Baji: but she IS HOT

Chifuyu: Relax, there must be an explanation to all of this

Mitsuya: Yeah, Takemitchy isn’t a cheater

Draken: Yes

Angry: they are hugging…

Smiley: and he had brought her gifts…

Chifuyu: 💀 he is sooo dead

Baji: Lol

[ Mikey is online ]

Mikey: WHAAAAAT TAKEMITCHY BEING A CHEATER 🤠?!?!

Draken: are you happy about this? 🤨

Mikey: no, it just feels weird

Mikey: also, I feel like I should tell you guys something

Draken: what is it?

Mikey: I forgot

Baji: let’s deal with the cheater

Smiley: do we beat him up? ✋

Mitsuya: @ takemitchy come here and confess

[ Takemichi is online ]

Takemichi: confess what?

Chifuyu: read the chat

Takemichi: there are too many messages 😩

Smiley: a cheater and a lazy ass bitch, you are the whole package, Takemitchy

Takemichi: CHEATER?!?!

Angry: We saw you

Smiley: with a girl that isn’t Hina

Mikey: you cheater! 🤠

Takemichi: MIKEY I LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO TELL THEM I WAS PICKING UP MY COUSIN Y/N FROM THE AIRPORT TODAY

Mikey: I don’t remember that

[ Takemichi sent a photo: a screenshot from the other day’s conversation ]

Mikey: ah, I remember now 🤠

Draken: 💀 I’m out ✋

[ Draken went offline ]

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers harem #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo revengers chatfic

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sukispageee · 2 months

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Toman groupchat

➥in which you accidentally got added in a group!

Chat is this real⁉️ | 1.0 |

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lollily · 2 years

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Tw: strong language, suggestive, insensitive jokes ftw.

It was supposed to be a boys being stupid and gay disaster but it also somehow ended up with a comfort Kazutora arc. Kinda very long.

Toman founding members gc :

'We bussin bussin'

Mikey: If they made a cartoon show on kangaroos what would the kid kangaroos's names be?

Takashi: *Kangaroos'

Mikey: Like Joey 1, Joey 2, Joey 3? Or is everyone just 'joey'?

Mikey: or normal individual names like Candice, Edward, Stacy?

Kazutora: okay first of all, whoever names their child 'Edward' sure hates that child. That's such an irksome name.

Kazutora: EdWarD. Wow, pretentious.

Edward: are you doing this on purpose? Am I not your friend?

Kazutora: :)

Kazutora: some friend you are not even knowing how to spell my name

Edward: But IK IT NOW!!

Edward: Chifuyu taught me a lot other things too. I'm not as dumb as I was.

Kazutora: "a lot other things" 🤨

Kazutora: why are you gay?

Edward: who says I'm gay?

ken: you are gay.

Takashi: you are gay.

Haruki: you are gay.

Kazutora: you are gay.

Mikey: you are gay.

Edward: wow

Haruki: go on. Say, "et tu brute?"

Takashi: like you didn't stab yourself before.

Edward: did I do something to you guys?? Why are all of you coming at me today????

Edward: I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

Kazutora: oh I love this energy

Mikey: anywhos, back to my question

Takashi: it depends ig.

Takashi: What would you like to name them?

Mikey: didn't think this far

Ken: if Shaun the sheep can have names for every sheep this little Kangaroo show of yours can too

Mikey: why Joey tho?

Mikey: why did scientists decide to name baby kangaroos Joey??

Haruki:

Mikey: interesting....

Kazutora: dude you're acting very strange

Kazutora: in light of that, I want whatever you're on

ken: Stop saying he's on drugs. He's not on drugs.

ken: you're not on drugs, right Mikey?

Mikey: nah

Mikey: but I did get a good idea

*Mikey changed 6 names*

Joey: this is so not gonna be good

Joey: wha-

Joey: lmaoooo

Joey: MIKEY??????

Joey: what have you done pah

Joey: so it's my fault?!?

Joey: jfc make it stop I'm getting a fucking seizure

Joey: :D

Joey: so no explanation?

Joey: we're little animals

Joey: great.

Joey: he's definitely on something

Joey: yeah I am and it's called carbon dioxide

Joey: WHAT???????

Joey: idk Google said it was a stress hormone or something

Joey: listen. Don't go looking up shit even we don't have the slightest fucking clue about.

Joey: it just proves we're bunch of dumbasses

Joey: nah Baji leads us in that

Joey: again?!?!

Joey: that's it I'm done with you guys

Joey: whatever

Joey: knife kink

Joey: idk why it started but I think we should have weekly Baji slander day

*Joey has gone offline*

Joey: umm so anyways,

Joey: Mikey, I see what you did with our names but my character colour is wrong.

Joey: character colour?

*Joey is online*

Joey: oh yeah now that you mention it mine's dark blue. Light blue is Chifuyu's.

Joey: sorry guys Tumblr has only these colours :/

Joey: WHAT?!??

Joey: oh aren't you happy first division captain?

Joey: getting your little cheerleader's colour?

Joey: oh are you jealous that I have our dear vice-captain all to myself?

Joey: 😐

Joey: he's not denying it-

Joey: shhhhh

Joey: grab the popcorn pah

Joey: you guys shouldn't be doing this to your own friends

Joey: shhhhh ken-chin

Joey: they can just go to dms yk

Joey: it's Baji and Tora. Do you think they know common courtesy when it comes to this?

Joey: we're right here yk

Joey: and as I was saying,, ahem,,

Joey: dw tora he admires me the most and thinks I'm the coolest but he thinks good of you too ig

Joey: oh please I don't want to get in between your gay asses.

Joey: ok now I'm actually concerned

Joey: do you feel like you're getting "in between" us?

Joey: ewww I'm not discussing "feelings" with you or in fact with anyone.

Joey: no. I think we should. Chifuyu and me are good friends and I'll admit we've grown closer after the bloody halloween incident but you're still my best friend okay. I've noticed you tensing around him, both of you are still uncomfortable around eo but he doesn't hate you... I think.

Joey: he hates me. He does. You don't know that do you? Did you ask him if he hates me or not? I deserve it actually. You call me your bestfriend but who was the one who rushed to your aid when you were hurt? He's a nice person. He cares for you and is loved by all. I on the other hand have only caused my friends and Toman problem. I have been Impulsive, selfish, stupid. Ik Toman has still not accepted me. Mikey says he forgives me but he must hate me too right? You all have been nice to me, it's been 2 years since bloody halloween, Shinichiro-kun is out of the hospital now, I've come back from jail, but.. it still hurts yk. I can't forgive myself. For everything.

Joey: now that I've said all that

Joey: don't contact me for the next thousand years bye.

Joey: can I?

Joey: yeah

Joey: it'll take time Tora. Healing takes time. We don't blame you nor hate you. But just words are probably not enough, and maybe you are right about Toman not having completely accepted you, but we're all here and as we spend time together new memories will overwrite old scars.

Joey: omg the last part was cool mikey!!

Joey: ifkr!! Takemitchy said that to me and I was like oMG I just wanted to envelope him in a bone crushing hug yk.

Joey: I didn't say you could simp :|

Joey: but yeah Tora, that's the point. Chifuyu is trying, really. Ik everything will work out eventually so I'm not gonna be pushy about it!

Joey: I definitely won't lock you two up in my room together with video games and Peyoung yakisoba expecting you to get all buddy buddy when I open the door 24hrs later.

Joey: that's very specific... should I be concerned?

Joey: also, Tora, you shouldn't worry. I'm here! We're all here! We have a lot of trouble to create in the future so we should forget about the old troubles we caused.

Joey: Say! We should totally go shopping rn! LIKE RN!!

Joey: just the two of you?

Joey: yeah it's our thing yk

Joey: exactly why I worry

Joey: I say we should all hang out

Joey: does that mean it's your treat?

Joey: I never said that-

Joey: ofc it is!

Joey: HEY!

Joey: ....fine ig.

Joey: lol Draken is soft for Mikey

Joey: AM NOT!

Joey: he's my babysitter so that's a given

Joey: butttt he's softer when it comes to Mitsuya yk

Joey: when have you ever seen that??😐🤨

Joey: I keep a list. Do you want the chronological order or the alphabetical?

Joey: I-

Joey: Gay.

Joey: every single one of you.

Joey: as much as I would like to elaborate on all my toman ships all that talk about hanging out got me hungry. WHEN ARE WE MEETING UPPPPP??????

Joey: wait 'ships' ?

Joey: I'm hungry we can do that laterrr

Joey: ken-chin you'll come to pick me up right?

Joey: wait I need to know if you ship me with fuyu or tora???

Joey: excuseme?

Joey: why not both? ;)

Joey: POLYMORPHISM?????

Joey: Baji istfg stop SAYING THE WRONG WORDS IT'S TWICE IN A ROW NOW!

Joey: It was Mikey back then tho????

Joey: oh- right

Joey: Sorry, force of habit.

Joey: what are 'ships'? Why do I have a bad feeling about it?

Joey: ohh ken-chin~

Joey: I will tell you all about it at our hang out ~

Joey: Don't. Ever. Do. That. "~" Thing. With. Me.

Joey: 😬🥺

Joey: so we're meeting up rn?

Joey: YUPPPP

Joey: EVERYONE HURRY UP!!!

*everyone has gone offline*

*Joey is online*

*Joey changed the gc name from 'We bussin bussin' to 'little kangaroo show'*

The stress hormone is 'chromogranin A' btw. Don't ask me anymore than that, "Rikei ga koi ni ochita no de shoumei shitemita" taught it to me.

Don't ask me how *wildly gestures at this mess of a work* happened either

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers groupchat #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #tokyo revengers fanfiction #tokyo revengers chatfic #sano manjiro/mikey #Mikey #draken #ken ryuguji #Baji keisuke #Hanemiya Kazutora #pah chin #haruki hayashida #mitsuya takashi #Tokyo revengers spoilers #It had been in my drafts for so long I have no idea what happened to it by the time I completed #toman #toman founding members

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emissaire · 2 years

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chapter three - apologize

welcome to college! ¦ tokyorev x reader

characters: toman x reader x bonten

warnings/includes: just a tad suggestive in sanzu's part lol

notes: pls ignore if i misspelled anything. i did this half awake lol. (all of the messages from the boys' groupchat are in ran's pov this time.)

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kokonoi-hajime · 3 years

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mikey sends this to the toman groupchat after he eats his last taiyaki

#dylan talks #umm #blood #sort of #mikey #tiktok #tokyo revengers #sano manjiro #to da main tags it goes #im reallyyy hungry but havent been able to look away from my screen for the past few hours 🤪🤪#will go do that now #i hope

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mulletmitsuya · 1 year

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: offensive jokes (a joke about someone who is no longer alive), swearing, suggestive, milfs, (also this is shorter than the usual)

Desc: not really a description but i forgot that Chifuyu is like super rude sometimes so i'ma amp that up to 50 (this is completely irrelevant to the chapter, my bad)

Smiley: Chifuyu c'mon dude i didn't mean to

Chifuyu: literally never come to my house again

Smiley: but it was an accident😐

Chifuyu: you almost drowned Peke J in a washing machine Smiley! how is that a fucking accident

Draken: lmao

Draken: wait no is the cat okay?

Chifuyu: lmao????

Chifuyu: this is 'lmao' to you, Draken??

Draken: that's my bad dude

Mikey: LMAO

Mitsuya: has anyone heard of the term direct message

Chifuyu: Mitsuya-kun i'm not in the mood rn

Mitsuya: yeah neither am i, message each other privately jesus fucking christ

Smiley: nah y'all gotta listen to my side of the story

Smiley: ayt so i'm helping Matsuno-san out around the house right?

Smiley: and lemme tell you

Smiley: it's easy to get distracted around her yk

Takemitchy: yeah actually

Chifuyu: what does that mean?

Takemitchy: um

Takemitchy: nothing bro 😅

Chifuyu: Smiley

Smiley: she's a milf

Smiley: i'd be down to smash fr she's hot as hell

Angry: what's hot as hell is the seat reserved for you in hell😠

Angry: don't say that about our friends mom

Smiley: Baji's mom too but like i'm actually scared of her and she looks exactly like him so it'd be weird

Angry: you're not listening!

Draken: you don't have any shame at all?

Smiley: none whatsoever

Mikey: if someone called my mom a milf i'd kill myself

Chifuyu: isn't she dead

Chifuyu: guess she turned the tables

Chifuyu: cause she's the angel now

Chifuyu: not you

Chifuyu: do you get it 😐

Mikey: ...😧

Mikey: BRO??????

Mitsuya: uncalled for

Hakkai: he's giggling actually

Draken: why was that necessary 💀

Kazutora: i think it's about time Mikey gets rationed

Hakkai: *ratioed

Kazutora: yeah since this time he brought this up on himself, even i don't go up to Chifuyu when he's in a bad mood

Kazutora: he said i have pupils like goats

Kazutora: idek what that means

Kazutora: so essentially it's his fault

Kazutora: get it?

Kazutora: cause it's Mikey's fault 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: ...

Hakkai: ....

Baji: ....

Kazutora: too soon?

Kazutora: ayt

Kazutora: my apologies 👉👈

Chifuyu: i'm sorry i'm a little agitated rn

Smiley: anyway 😁

Smiley: Peke J blends in with your mom's fake fur coat idk what else to tell you

Chifuyu: HE IS A LIVE ANIMAL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Smiley: be careful what you call me son😋

Chifuyu: Smiley

Smiley: ig your fucking cat was sleeping cause i didn't see no live cat

Smiley: and chill out, your negatives vibes are ruining my sunny aura 😁

Baji: what's this about Peke J almost dying

Baji: i will not only kill the person responsible but also myself

Baji: don't fucking do this to me i am hanging on by a thread

Mikey: schools really kicking your ass huh

Mikey: get a tutor

Baji: they all leave

Smiley: that is so fucking funny, holy shit

Angry: SMILEY 😡

Hakkai: Angry do you genuinely think using a different 'angry' emoji colour is gonna have indifferent effect?

Hakkai: c'mon now 😕

Baji: i'ma beat the shit out of you

Baji: Chifuyu let's tag team him

Kazutora: he's crying

Baji: understandable

Smiley: y'all try and catch me fr😁👊

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers groupchat #toman groupchat #tokyo revengers smau #tokrev smau #tokyo revengers texts #baji keisuke #sano manjiro/mikey #mitsuya takashi #matsuno chifuyu #ryuguji ken/draken #kazutora hanemiya #shiba hakkai #souya kawata/angry #kawaya nahoya/smiley #kinda short compared to my other ones but here #i'm terrible at descriptions idk why i add them

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mulletmitsuya · 1 year

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia (as a joke), and one poop mention

Desc: the boys are trying to find out how cat boys defecate

Mikey: it doesn't matter

Mikey: if Kazutora was a real cat boy he would shit in a litter box

Mikey: that's all i'm saying🤷‍♂️

Baji: don't say that then tf??

Mitsuya: usually i don't ask but this seemed unprovoked

Mitsuya: what are you guys talking about

Mitsuya: i'm gonna regret asking this tbh

Kazutora: i shit in the toilet just fine thank you

Kazutora: and i never claimed to be a cat boy😭. i'm just a boy that loves cats

Mikey: you said, and i quote "yeah i think i'm a catboy"

Mikey: fucking slut

Draken: then leave him alone? like what's the issue

Mikey: oh here comes sensible Ken-chin to save the day with his common sense that will most likely save hours of arguing🙄

Draken: 😐

Kazutora: ok fine maybe i said that but i didn't mean it like that. i meant i was a boy who also happened to like cats. Mikey you aren't listening to me

Kazutora: also why am i a slut???

Chifuyu: i mean

Kazutora: bro??

Chifuyu: no i'm joking lol

Baji: he's not

Mikey: it's your waist

Mikey: and your piercings

Mikey: you're a literal whore

Draken: Mikey

Draken: shut the fuck up

Baji: go fuck his sister to spite him

Draken: dude

Draken: can you ever be normal

Baji: nah

Kazutora: nothing's wrong with my waist?

Baji: you wear crop tops sometimes

Mikey: and your twink like, feminine like, small torso tempts those around you

Baji: don't get me started on those nipple piercing bruh, had me creaming all over the place

Mikey: chill😕

Mitsuya: of course

Mitsuya: of course this is an argument you guys are having

Kazutora: I'M JUST STANDING HERE???

Chifuyu: yeah guys leave him alone

Baji: are you typing with both hands? 🤨

Chifuyu: yes????

Chifuyu: 😭

Smiley: these damned homosexuals bruh

Smiley: sorry thought i was dming Angry

Angry: homosexuals are fine!

Angry: Smiley's homophobic, not me

Angry: please keep that in mind

Angry: i was going to reply with something along the lines "well i like gay people because they slay"

Kazutora: idk man i just feel like i'm being attacked for no reason

Mikey: stop being slutty then!

Baji: only be slutty in our apartment bro

Baji: problem solved 👍

Mikey: wait

Mikey: bro chill i was joking

Mikey: dress anyway you like fr

Draken: don't listen to them Kazutora, they're all delusional

Kazutora: ok...

Kazutora: i am a boy that likes cats and that is all

Hakkai: sorry to interrupt

Hakkai: but does that mean that Inupi's a dog boy

Koko: puppy boy in particular

Angry: bro came out of nowhere

Mikey: lol

Mikey: came out

Mikey: get it

Mikey: cause he's gay

Angry: i believe it's bi

Kazutora: i don't think it's gay to think Inupi's hot

Mikey: why not

Kazutora: he's pretty like a girl

Mikey: he has a dick and balls

Kazutora: ok fine 🙁

Smiley: koko and inupi

Smiley: they're the gays i hate the most tbh

Draken: dude can u stop 🤨

Smiley: no

Smiley: watch me tell Emma you're half gay

Draken: she knows mf😐

Smiley: i wanna call you guys a homophobic slur so bad rn

Kazutora: dude you can't do that

Kazutora: it'll hurt Baji's feelings

Baji: nah i'll just beat his ass

Kazutora: lol cause you're gay

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah?

Kazutora: what?

Baji: yeah? cause i like dudes?

Kazutora: ...

Kazutora: 😯

Baji: ain't no way bruh

Mikey: Tora you fucking idiot man

Draken: L

Kazutora: what'd i do???

Baji: did u think me being attracted to men was a joke

Kazutora: yes...

Kazutora: it's not??

Chifuyu: 😟

Baji: so all the times i physically grabbed your ass...that didn't ring a bell?

Mikey: or the times he stared deeply into your eyes and told you he loved you

Kazutora: i thought you were being sus with the homies

Baji: c'mon man

Baji: bro this isn't even funny

Baji: i thought we had smth fr

Mikey:

Mikey: Kazutora rn lol

Chifuyu: 💀

Draken: lmao

Smiley: Draken chuckled ☺

Smiley: he found the joke funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: let's go outside

Smiley: nah bruh you gon beat my ass

Kazutora: Baji let's talk bruh

Angry: he emphasized the 'bruh' which means he doesn't have romantic feelings for you

Angry: sorry Baji

Baji: fuck off megamind pubes head ass

Mikey:

Mikey: Baji rn

Baji: i'm gonna shove a cactus in every crevice of you body

Mikey: bro's mad

Baji: ayt

*Baji has gone offline*

Mikey: bro thinks i'm scared

Draken: why r you trying to find a place to hide

Mikey: i'm just looking for my phone

Draken: ...alr

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: what

Draken: Baji

Draken: where'd you get a cactus that big that fast?????

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of euthansia and suicide

Desc: Mikey has good news (lying)

Mikey: yo

Mikey: YO

Mikey: YOO

Draken: what?

Mitsuya: i'm not gonna lie Mikey, if this is some goofy shit i might actually beat your ass

Mikey: you're always so grumpy oh my god

Mikey: like there's a cactus that's constantly twisting and turning in your rectum

Mikey: can you let me live

Smiley: unnecessarily descriptive

Angry: ☹️

Mitsuya: i actually want you to drop dead

Mikey: bro i didn't even do anything😭

Mikey: Ken-chin get your twin bro

Kazutora: remember when Draken would insist on us calling Mitsuya his sworn brother

Draken: cause it's what he is

Draken: say it Mitsuya

Mitsuya: me and Draken are sworn brothers

Draken: born to live and die together

Mitsuya: chill

Smiley: Draken's so intense sometimes lmao

Takemitchy: i can never tell if he's trolling or not

Mikey: i literally called you guys here for a reason but ok

Baji: Draken thinks he's so cool cause he's 6'2

Draken: yeah

Draken: amongst other things

Baji: like what 🤨

Draken: my abs

Draken: my hair

Draken: my tattoo

Draken: my scars

Draken: so many things yk

Draken: i'm just great like that

Baji: i actually hate him

Mikey: HELLO

Chifuyu: Baji-san, even if you don't have some of those things you're still cool!

Hakkai: you're making it worse man😟

Baji: shut up Chifuyu

Takemitchy: guys wasn't Mikey-kun saying something😅

Smiley: you smell so bad

Smiley: i had to say it

Takemitchy: ah😦

Chifuyu: axe body spray head ass

Mikey: i don't think he smells🤨

Smiley: that's cause you smell too LMAO

Smiley: you're B.O is HORRIBLE

Smiley: the smells cancel each other out😁

Angry: Smiley stop😡

Smiley: don't use that emoji Souya, they're gonna make fun of you

Angry: if you can use the Smiley emoji then why can't i use the Angry emoji

Smiley: idk i'm cooler

Angry: :(

Smiley: i was kidding

Angry: ...

Smiley: you want another plushie?

Angry: :) 💙

Smiley: ...

Smiley: 🧡

Draken: that was kinda wholesome

Takemitchy: aww

Smiley: shut the fuck up before i cave your fucking skull in

Takemitchy: ok chill😭

Draken: can i leave now

Mikey: I WAS TRYNA SAY SMTH THO

Baji: hurry up then

Baji: Tora and i need to finish

Mikey: finish what?🤨

Smiley: the implications of that sentence?🤨

Draken: 🤨

Mitsuya: 🤨

Hakkai: 🤨

Baji: if anyone else sends that motherfucking emoji so help me god

Takemitchy: 🤨

*baji has gone offline*

Takemitchy: WAIT NO

Takemitchy: WE SENT IT AT THE SAME TIME

Takemitchy: BAJI-KUN

Takemitchy: PLEASE

Takemitchy: I DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE

Takemitchy: C'MON MAN😭

Kazutora: we're finishing a game btw😐

Mikey: anyway!

Draken: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT MIKEY

Mikey: okok

Mikey: so, good news everybody

Mikey: GRANDPA MIGHT LET ME GET EUTHANASIA IN CANADA❗

Draken: that's not funny😐

Takemitchy: i don't really know what that means but i'm sure you'll look great Mikey-kun💛

Chifuyu: dude...

Kazutora: smart move bro

Kazutora: don't wanna be getting anyone pregnant👌

Mitsuya: ?????

Smiley: ayo...

Kazutora: what?

Hakkai: this is so unserious

Mitsuya: what the fuck do you think getting euthanasia means Kazutora???

Kazutora: um, like when females get their embryos tied or some shit like that, but for males

Draken: ?????

Mitsuya: it's not even close...

Mitsuya: how did you come to that conclusion...

Takemitchy: wait is this serious, what does it mean?😭

Smiley: what do you think it means??

Takemitchy: like a beauty treatment or something?

Takemitchy: right?

Draken: no...

Draken: Euthanasia is medically ending a persons life to relieve suffering or assisted suicide for the same reason

Draken: it's only legal in 7 countries

Takemitchy: 😧

Takemitchy: Mikey-kun that's not funny

Mitsuya: but how did you guys get to those conclusions

Mitsuya: i don't get it

Mikey: y'all were suppose to be happy for me but ok

Mikey: what happened to being supportive huh

Mikey: y'all just killed my vibe fr

Mikey: ...

Mikey: same way they gon be killing me in that hospital❗

Mikey: LMAO

Mikey: i'ma log off

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing

Baji: Mikey can you stop staring at Takemitchy for one goddamn second we're literally in a meeting😐

Mikey: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch this isn't dm

Mikey: delete that message rn istg Baji

Draken: bro you're the one who's suppose to be leading this meeting

Draken: i'm so tired of doing shit for you

Draken: THIS IS LITERALLY YOU'RE GANG GET OFF YOUR PHONE DIPSHIT

Mikey: maybe calm down Ken-chin

Mitsuya: why are you all on your phones

Mitsuya: this is serious

Kazutora: what's this meeting even about

Chifuyu: guys...

Takemitchy: guys please Takuya was beaten up again we have to do something

Draken: why does Takuya get into so many fights??

Draken: he seems pretty unproblematic

Takemitchy: he's very pretty 😔

Draken: ...uh, okay

Draken: wait, huh?

Mistuya: yeah i'll agree on that but what does that have to do with him getting into fights

Mikey: lol Takemitchy are you in love with him or something

Mikey: he isn't that pretty to be honest

Mikey: idk he seems kinda twinky

Draken: 😐

Hakkai: context, Takemitchy

Chifuyu: i mean if we were being beaten up for our looks we all know who'd be targeted the most😁

Kazutora: you're actually very ugly Chifuyu

Chifuyu: do you ever blink

Baji: we're not doing this again

Mitsuya: Takemitchy please explain the Takuya thing, he's literally in the hospital every other week

Mistuya: also where are you

Takemitchy: sorry my bad i went to the bathroom

Baji: bet you were shitting huh

Baji: gross

Takemitchy: ....uhm

Draken: leave him alone

Mikey: what's wrong with shitting

Mikey: don't be embarrassed Takemitchy we all poop

Mikey: even me

Kazutora: what are we talking about right now

Mitsuya: can we please stay on topic

Takemitchy: ok so

Takemitchy: lots of guys flirt with Takuya thinking he's a girl

Takemitchy: then when he tells them he's a guy they get really mad

Takemitchy: it happens a lot

Takemitchy: usually we're all there to protect him but yeah

Draken: ohhh

Draken: that's pretty sad actually

Draken: ok so plan of action

Baji: damn

Baji: one of y'all just pretend to be his boyfriend so they can fuck of idk

Chifuyu: *off

Baji: leave me alone

Chifuyu: it's our literature test next week so no, i won't leave you alone Baji-san

Chifuyu: you promised to stop making your mother cry with your grades😕

Mikey: she cries when she see's them???💀

Kazutora: how is the Takuya thing Toman related🗿

Draken: he's our friend

Draken: so it relates

Draken: and yeah maybe Baji's idea would work i genuinly don't know how to solve this

Draken: just look out for it guys

Chifuyu: yeah we gotta protect the littles

Chifuyu: of topic but Takuya is a lil cute ngl

Baji: first of all, you're 5'4, you are the littles😐

Baji: and yeah

Baji: also

Baji: *off

Chifuyu: touchè

Mikey: not cuter than me tho, right Takemitchy?

Baji: he wasn't even part of...

Baji: nvm

Chifuyu: oh he's at the hospital with Takuya, Mikey-kun

Mikey: this meeting was very disorganised, my bad

Mikey: anyway, off to bed, g'night

Draken: it's noon...

Mikey: and?

Draken: yeah you're right nvm

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers texts #tokyo revengers groupchat #toman groupchat #tokrev #sano manjiro/mikey #baji keisuke #mitsuya takashi #ryuguji ken/draken #matsuno chifuyu #hanagaki takemitchy #kazutora hanemiya #bajikazufuyu #maitake #uh #i wanted to push this out as soon as i could cause of my inconsistent updates so sorry if its shit #also when i started watching tokrev mikey and takuya confused me cause they looked alike so #takuya my babygirl

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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, mentions of porn, mentions of arson

Mikey: hey

Mikey: i'm bored :/

Mikey: someone come over

Draken: i'm busy

Mikey: Emma's here

Draken: she lives there, why wouldn't she be there

Draken: and i'm still busy?

Mikey: am i a bad wingman or is he stupid

Baji: yes

Kazutora: Draken's a pussy, it'll take him at least another 10 years to confess

Draken: i don't know what you're talking about but i feel the need to insult you

Draken: you're a social reject

Kazutora: fair

Kazutora: but you're a virgin

Draken: and you aren't??

Kazutora: fair

Baji: you guys are shaming Draken but none of you have bitches

Kazutora: fair

Mikey: says who🤨

Baji: you look like a toddler

Baji: no one would want you

Mikey: no i don't?? i'm super muscular, who would think i'm a toddler?

Baji: doesn't count

Mikey: ?

Baji: you're 5'3

Draken: he's right

Mikey: i don't understand your logic?

Smiley: y'all need to find something better to do than to talk on this groupchat 24/7 😁

Smiley: shut the fuck up😁

Baji: i'm literally gonna rip your teeth out

Mikey: i'm still bored

Kazutora: watch porn

Mikey: it doesn't entertain me

Kazutora: have you considered scrolling through the lesbian category

Draken: stop objectifying women you sick fuck😐👎

Kazutora: damn ok

Baji: people can watch porn Draken

Mitsuya: this argument is pointless

Smiley: maybe instead of sitting on your asses watching porn you could try and get some bitches

Draken: maybe you guys aren't getting into relationships cause you call women bitches☺

Baji: i have no interest in women, but i respect them

Baji: pussy power yk

Baji: both cats and genitals

Draken: ok?

Mikey: i have no desire for a relationship

Mikey: i just want to sleep

Kazutora: valid

Smiley: Kazutora, as a free man, why r u still a virgin

Kazutora: stfu

Baji: i could help, bro

Kazutora: you can set me up??

Kazutora: i would appretiate that actually

Kazutora: i'm very desperate 🗿

Baji: set you up??

Kazutora: yeah you'll help me by setting me up with a girl??

Baji: oh

Baji: yeah that's what i meant

Mitsuya: idiots

Baji: remind me who Yuzuha has a crush on again?

Mitsuya: Yuzuha? what does she have to do with this conversation

Mitsuya: how would i know..?

Baji: it's not you that's for sure

Mitsuya: ...why would Yuzuha have a crush on me?? she see's me as a brother dipshit

Baji: huh

Baji: you guys don't have like, a thing?

Mitsuya: ????

Mitsuya: i'm gay

Baji: oh

Baji: that's my bad fam

Baji: i was tryna insult you

Mikey: FR??

Mikey: JUST LIKE THAT

Mikey: A HOMOSEXUAL?

Draken: as your best friend, i feel like you should have come out to me first but go off i guess 🚶‍♂️

Mitsuya: ...sorry ig?

Smiley: wait

Smiley: if Baji and Mikey don't have any interest in women, aren't they gay?🤔

Baji: good point

Baji: i'll have to consider

Baji: maybe Kazutora should help me

Kazutora: idk anyone to set you up with man

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah ok

Mikey: ...

Mikey: i'm still bored

Baji: investigate a fight

Baji: i do that when i'm bored

Baji: or arsenic

Mikey: huh????

Mitsuya: instigate. arson

Mikey: why would i start a fire Mitsuya??

Mikey: is this a gay thing?

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: why do i bother

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers manga spoilers #tokyo revengers texts #tokrev #sano manjiro/mikey #baji keisuke #mitsuya takashi #ryuguji ken/draken #kazutora hanemiya #nahoya kawata/smiley #bajitora #drakemma #tokyo revengers groupchat #toman groupchat #this one is boring and short im sorry

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mulletmitsuya · 5 months

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Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, the topic of sex is brought up a lot, mentions of the r word (i don't actually say it i just say "r word"), gayness, mentions of depression, mentions of suicide, teenage boys. also snuck in a lot of personal headcanons so that might not be your thing

Desc: Mikey lost his V-card

Mikey: just had the sex

Mikey: it's not all that, tbh

Mikey: i didn't like it

Mikey: i was quite indifferent to the situation actually

Mitsuya: that's great 👍

Smiley: you're the last one to lose your v-card and you come back with a report like this?😒

Smiley: we want details

Draken: whose we?

Mitsuya: no we don't

Chifuyu: it must have been difficult tackling the whole issue with you being 5'3 and all

Mikey: you're an inch taller than me😐

Chifuyu: "taller" being the key word

Baji: what didn't you like about the sex?

Baji: i think sex is great

Kazutora: i think it's super nice until you get in over your head and freak out about your performance so you end up having a panic attack and she just leaves

Smiley: LMAOOOOOO

Draken: that's actually kinda sad, you good?

Kazutora: no? i'll never emotionally recover. never again

Baji: maybe it should be with someone you trust and have been friends with for a number of years. maybe even your best friend who would do anything for you. that's just my opinion tho

Draken: just tell him ffs. anything but this

Kazutora: i have no girl friends?? the only women i know who're affiliated with this friendgroup are hina (taken), emma (mikey's sister and also taken), and yuzuha (gay)

Baji: why does it have to be a girl

Mikey: bro

Hakkai: 💀

Smiley: mention homosexuality once and here Hakkai comes

Hakkai: 😐

Kazutora: Baji i know you're gay and i support your lgbtq+ lifestyle but i'm not into dicks like you are man

Baji: what about assholes

Mitsuya: what's the point of this, like just ask him out atp

Mikey: you'd let KAZUTORA top???? insane

Kazutora: what's wrong with me topping? also who am i topping??

Smiley: well you're a twink so you're obviously a bottom

Chifuyu: Kazutora are you actually just gonna ignore what everyone else is saying

Kazutora: aren't you guys talking to Baji?

Draken: are you stupid or what

Kazutora: i'm really confused rn can we just to back to talking about Mikey

Mikey: yes actually. i've decided that i don't like sex and won't be doing it again

Chifuyu: bad day for Takemitchy

Takemitchy: what?

Chifuyu: well since you ride his dick so much

Takemitchy: HUH

Takemitchy: i've never done that with Mikey-kun tho??? i'm with Hina? also I'm straight so I don't understand what you mean by that 😥

Chifuyu: i don't actually mean-

Chifuyu: nvm

Baji: are we allowed to call people the r word anymore

Angry: no it's a slur

Baji: you're probably mad because people said it to you huh? lmao

Angry: yes

Baji: oh

Smiley: i didn't even mean it Angry it was just that one time

Angry: several, one times. but okay

Angry: i still love you

Smiley: can you not say that in front of our friends like idk what to do rn cause i can't say it back so it looks embarssing for you

Angry: 😕

Smiley: ...

Angry: ☹️

Smiley: i love you too

Angry: thank you

Chifuyu: very rare Smiley human decency moment

Draken: you guys are such weird siblings but that was great to watch. character development in a matter of seconds

Smiley: you should all kill yourselves

Mikey: man i really want to

Mikey: that was a literal joke before you guys get weird

Draken: you've actively tried to kill yourself tho

Mikey: yeah but like i won't do it anymore

Baji: we must just, believe you?

Mikey: i know that's hard to do because i lie all the time but yes

Draken: not a convincing argument but nice try

Mitsuya: terrible try actually. Mikey should we be worried?

Mikey: miss me with that gay shit, i'm fine

Mitsuya: i hate you guys so much

Draken: not me tho cause i'm your og

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: yeah i guess

Draken: 🤞

Draken: i'm gonna go out with my girlfriend now

Draken: also Mikey you're probably asexual. or you haven't found the right one to do it with yet idk

Mikey: what's asexual

Draken: google it

Mikey: Ken-chin c'mon i'm having a crisis rn

Draken: basically low or very little sexual attraction to others

Draken: there's a whole spectrum to it tho so you should probably do some research because that was an extremely watered down explanation

Draken: i'm ace too if that helps

Baji: Emma's a whole ass slut so how does she deal with that

Smiley: imagine bagging Ryuguji Ken with his sexy ass and he doesn't wanna smash. tragic

Draken: first of all, Baji i'll fucking kill you, never say that about Emma again

Draken: and fuck you Smiley

Angry: are you traumatized because of living in a sex orientated/obsessed environment so you eventually began to detest any affiliation with the act?

Draken: yes actually

Angry: i see

Mikey: i just don't like it. i'm not traumatized like Ken-chin :(

Draken: it's whatever

Baji: calm down i didn't call Emma a slut as an insult i just mean it as a describing word because she likes fucking

Baji: i've known her longer than you and she's been fucking since she knew what the thing was

Mikey: i probably should have addressed that as an older brother or something

Mikey: yk, cause i take care of my family

Baji: now she takes care of you with your chronically depressed ass

Mikey: 😒

Kazutora: is Emma also traumatized? like the opposite of Draken?

Mikey: wait should i ask?? her mom did abandon her and she did grow up without a father figure so like maybe i should talk to her

Smiley: you didn't have to dish out her problems like that 💀

Baji: she's got the Sano slut genes because wasn't Shinichiro falling in love with different people everyday? then your dad was impregnating people all the time. skipped Mikey tho

Draken: not everything is trauma related. also Emma just likes sex. it's not a huge deal breaker and if it was she would tell me and we'd talk about it

Mikey: what about having kids?

Draken: stop asking me this shit we'll do that when we're ready

Smiley: it's crazy how Draken is one of the healthiest people here. always reacting sensibly to situations and dealing with his trauma normally. he's such a good guy. hate him

Draken: love you too

Mikey: did he deal with it all that healthily if he beats people to a pulp most of the time

Draken: i stopped doing that

Baji: why though, you were an actual unit

Baji: wasted talent. i still beat people up

Draken: Emma said to

Mikey: fair

Smiley: Mitsuya could be on Draken's level too but something went wrong along the way cause he's a boy liker

Mitsuya: 🖕

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mulletmitsuya · 3 months

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Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant

Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid

Mikey: i just took the biggest shit

Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm

Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth

Kazutora: ?

Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you

Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?

Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked

Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas

Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard

Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?

Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth

Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about

Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist

Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.

Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this

Baji: never been good at biology

Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀

Baji: so men can't get pregnant?

Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant

Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?

Chifuyu: yeah i guess

Baji: interesting

Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough

Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch

Mitsuya: wtf

Draken: is the biology lesson over?

Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment

Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us

Mikey: you guys are my friends

Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements

Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting

Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation

Chifuyu: excretion

Mikey: excrement

Kazutora: fecal matter

Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross

Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police

Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao

Mikey: LMAO😭

Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??

Baji: we're 17

Draken: 😐

Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ

Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy

Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO

Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck

Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs

Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??

Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?

Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing

Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?

Smiley: she's a drug addict

Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through

Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??

Kazutora: that's not fair☹️

Kazutora: where are you meeting women?

Smiley: outside

Kazutora: oh

Draken: why did she try to kill you?

Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win

Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭

Draken: that sounds like assault actually

Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)

Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked

Smiley: we were both high off our rockers

Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand

Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police

Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering

Chifuyu: why men?

Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much

Kazutora: also he's gay

Draken: fuck off i'm not

Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you

Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?

Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁

Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car

Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something

Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that

Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?

Baji: especially the high pitched ones

Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks

Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes

Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes

Kazutora: Baji what are you on about

Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂

Draken: uhh

Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this

Baji: why

Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people

Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head

Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem

Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?

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mulletmitsuya · 10 months

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Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive language, might be offensive idk (lmk if it is so i should take it down if necessary) , mentions of birth, mentions of alcohol and weed, gayness

Desc: it's Mitsuya's day of birth

Chifuyu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSUYA-KUN ⚠️❗💜😋😁

Baji: what's up with the emoji's

Mitsuya: thanks Chifuyu

Baji: happy getting out of the pussy day

Mitsuya: 😐

Kazutora: didn't he get circumcised?

Mitsuya: man what

Baji: ...

Baji: fuck that gotta do with what i just said

Baji: you just say shit

Kazutora: i'm talking about his birth method

Kazutora: keep up, Keisuke 😐

Chifuyu: you're so fucking stupid

Kazutora: HOW AM I STUPID

Kazutora: Mitsuya's mom was circumcised

Kazutora: it wasn't a vaginal birth

Kazutora: he was essentially removed, rather than birthed

Baji: "he was essentially removed, rather than birthed🤓👆"

Mikey: bro how do you even know that?

Chifuyu: R U TALKING ABOUT A C-SECTION????

Kazutora: IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID?? NO

Kazutora: i hate talking to stupid mf's 🙄

Baji: i don't understand why people say i'm the stupidest

Draken: *most stupid

Draken: you honestly proved everyone's point

Baji: fuck off

Mitsuya: ok you guys can shut up now

Draken: happy birthday Takashi

Draken: my sworn brother

Draken: my other half

Draken: my twin dragon

Draken: love ya man

Mitsuya: thank you Draken🙂

Baji: did u have socks on

Draken: ...?

Baji: you can't say "i love ya" and "my other half" without any socks on

Baji: it implies a sense homosexuality

Baji: but if you have socks on then it's fine

Draken: i'm sick of you

Baji: bro doesn't have any socks on 💀

Mitsuya: you guys can shut up now x2

Mitsuya: also

Mitsuya: you don't all have to say happy birthday just say it when we meet up cause i feel awkward saying thank you to every single one of you

Mikey: hope you enjoyed my birthday present 💪😎

Mitsuya: yeah...

Mitsuya: the half eaten taiyaki

Mitsuya: appreciate it

Mikey: anything for the homies ❤

Mitsuya: 😒

Draken: where's Hakkai

Draken: surprised he hasn't said anything about your birthday

Mitsuya: he's planning a surprise birthday party

Baji: surprise🤨?

Mitsuya: he told me not to not text him cause he's busy with my surprise birthday party

Mitsuya: i don't think he realized that he told me

Mitsuya: i don't wanna bum him out so i'll still act surprised

Mitsuya: i appreciate it either way

Chifuyu: Takemitchy, Angry and I have been helping him plan this for weeks, and he just fucking told you😐

Mitsuya: i guess lol

Mitsuya: also said he has a surprise for me

Baji: he's gonna tongue you down, i just know it

Mitsuya: stfu

Mikey: are y'all together or not

Mitsuya: don't know what you're taking about

Draken: bro's taking his time

Mikey: Mitsuya you're 21 now

Mikey: it's been 8 years???😭

Smiley: i may not have a birthday present but i'll bring queer and weed

Smiley: since y'all follow the law or whatnot and you're legal now

Smiley: hypocrites

Draken: what's wrong with following the law?

Smiley: you think beating people half to death was fucking legal, Draken?

Draken: well... no

Draken: doesn't mean we should abuse substances, underage

Smiley: ❤H Y P O C R I T E❤

Smiley: and a lot of the people we know smoke so idk why you're all the way in my ass rn

Draken: yeah but cigarettes aren't drugs

Smiley: weed >>>>> cigarettes

Draken: the ability to breath when i'm in my thirties >>>>

Smiley: fair

Baji: wdym you'll bring a queer and weed🤨

Smiley: why would i bring a queer when Mitsuya is literally right there

Smiley: i meant beer

Smiley: pride month changing my damn autocorrect😒

Kazutora: stop saying slurs

Smiley: bro the gays reclaimed that shit

Smiley: it's a blanket term for the ABCDEFG community or whatever the fuck

Draken: i feel like you're being homophobic

Smiley: nuh uh

Smiley: dude look

Smiley: 👬 👭

Smiley: see?😁

Smiley: am i still homophobic?

Baji: he got us there

Draken: wha-

Draken: what the fuck is that supposed to prove?

*Hakkai has gone online*

Hakkai: HI TAKA-CHAN

Hakkai: could you please come over to my place for no particular reason?🤔

Hakkai: hmmmm, it kinda feels like i'm forgetting something

Hakkai: maybe like, a public holiday?

Hakkai: who knows?🤷‍♂️

Hakkai: anyway

Hakkai: let's hang out like the regular days in which we are normal 🤗

Hakkai: see you soon 😁

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: yeah sure Hakkai

Mitsuya: be right over

Hakkai: ❤

*Hakkai has gone offline*

Mikey: 💀

Chifuyu: i hate him

Baji: did he even fucking try

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mulletmitsuya · 1 year

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Toman groupchat (everyone's alive so everyone is here, it's also extremely long)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive! chaos, kinda offensive (no offensive terms used)

Desc: this is how they joined toman btw wakui texted me and said this

Takemitchy: ok everyone's here now

Mikey: yeah we added everyone

Mikey: me and Mitchy made a groupchat that'll have all of us here so that we can all be friends. you cannot leave🙂

Izana: i want to call you a homophobic slur

Ran: unprovoked?

Baji: with Takemitchy and Mikey, it's always provoked

Rindou: aren't there actual gay people that you'll offend tho. i won't let the gays be offended by this

Rindou: Takashi don't worry i'll protect you bro

Mitsuya: great

Hakkai: leave him alone Ran😐

Ran: i didn't even do anything Hakkai leave me alone 😭

Takemitchy: only peace and love here guys

Smiley: bull fucking shit

Smiley: i will cause problems intentionally you fucknut

Angry: Smiley😡

Mochi: this isn't gonna work but okay

Smiley: shave off your eyebrows and start again

Mochi: they'll just grow back the same, motherfucker😐

Smiley: you didn't do that to look cool??

Mochi: no

Smiley: what side did you get them from?

Mochi: my moms?

Mochi: why does this matter

Smiley: she must be ugly as shit, damn

Senju: naur 💀

Mochi: i'm going to be violent with you

Smiley: come at me bro

Smiley: nvm you're 6'5 and built like a gorilla

Smiley: i'll accept my loss here

Mikey: i get so happy when i see you all like this

Baji: man stfu you always saying some weird shit

Baji: you and Takemitchy are weird and i'm on to you

Baji: always talking about how "the fruit of our labour has finally flourished"

Baji: weird

Mikey: i never said that wtf😭

Kakucho: Takemitchy did, he says it a lot

Takemitchy: uh do i? it's a lyric from a song that's stuck in my head lmao

Kakucho: you always say it while crying and looking at all of us you weirdo

Izana: this is why people used to be hanged for being gay

Mikey: can u leave him alone

Izana: i don't have to listen to you, i'm older

Mikey: ok, no pupils head ass

Izana: ok, no bitches head ass

Emma: stop fighting, I'll tell Shini-nii☹️

Izana: you're such a pick me Emma oh my god

Emma: i'm not, i only needed one man to pick me😚

Draken: 🙂

Emma: 😕

Draken: ...

Emma: 😒

Draken: 😑

Draken: fine

Draken: i love you Emma, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife❤

Emma: i love you too Kennyy omg😭❤❤❤

Senju: you just forced him to say that why r u so happy 💀

Yuzuha: why am i here

Takemitchy: we need a few responsible people who r scary

Yuzuha: but...nvm

Draken: why do you have fangirls following you

Yuzuha: idk i'm just pretty great

Draken: fair

Chifuyu: i wish i had fangirls

Kazutora: you're ugly

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: if y'all start again i'll ram a cactus down your throats

Chifuyu: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Baji: Kazutora's troubled, stop provoking him. you make eye contact for too long

Baji: you know that agitates him

Kazutora: 😋

Mikey: why r u talking about him like he's a creature or smth

Baji: to some extent he is

Kazutora: hey

Chifuyu: but Baji-san he's doing this on purpose this is so unfair 😭

Draken: Kazutora stop using the mentally ill card

Kazutora: fine, jeez😒

Senju: it's great to have friends tbh

Sanzu: don't say that, it's embarassing

Shion: i still don't believe Sanzu's a dude

Shion: he's too pretty and petite like a girl idc

Shion: like you'll have to take your dick out and show it to me for me to believe me you

Rindou: yo?

Baji: 🤨

Mikey: dude...

Hakkai: can you ever behave

Chifuyu: c'mon man

Smiley: fucking Shion man

Izana: why did you speak

Shion: aren't we all equal here

Izana: who told you that

Shion: your brother, sir

Mucho: Shion stop talking

Shion: y'all switch up rq huh😒

Rindou: everyone shut up and pay attention to me

Mitsuya: i mean this genuinly, i hate it here

Rindou: you're a hater

Mitsuya: that's what i just-

Mitsuya: 😊

Rindou: ok now that Mitsuya's done whining i need help with my stage name

Angry: for what bestie

Rindou: DJing

Hakkai: i thought i was bestie but okay 😒

Angry: you're both bestie

Rindou: i thought I was bae tho lol

Angry: um 🙁

Rindou: i was joking you're ugly

Rindou: this is why your brother has bitches and you don't

Angry: why'd u get so triggered

Angry: and we have the same face😐

Rindou: it's different

Ran: shhhhh this is getting nowhere

Rindou: but my stage name

Smiley: stfu Ran you're a homosexual

Izana: i knew it 😟

Chifuyu: it's always violence with y'all damn

Mikey: OHHH THAT'S WHY U STAND LIKE THAT LMAO

Kakucho: i thought Ran was popular with the ladies

Angry: so which is it Ran? homo or hetero

Kazutora: 💀

Ran: whatever i feel that day

Ran: a hole is a hole after all

Mucho: can you not

Sanzu: 🤢

Rindou: he's lying to you he has no bitches

Rindou: all he does is sleep and do his hair

Ran: i never claimed to have bitches all i did was say i don't have a preference when it comes to gender or sex

Ran: why do people attack me for no reason i'm just sitting here being pretty

Mikey: two flamboyant bisexuals

Mikey: silly Koko and silly Ran

Koko: pls don't say that

Mikey: that you're silly?

Koko: uh, yes

Mikey: ok silly goose

Koko: 😐

Baji: i hate you all and wish i wish i was dead

Baji: i would rather stab myself to death than be here

Mikey: don't fucking say that Keisuke😐

Mikey: i don't find you funny

Mikey: why would you say that

Baji: damn chill what's wrong with you

Takemitchy: we shouldn't joke about death😐

Takemitchy: and let's remember that suicide isn't the only option

Takemitchy: there's always help❤👊

Baji: DO U GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN

Baji: THEY'RE WEIRD

Inupi: suspicious

Senju: shut up pretty boy

Senju: you're absolutely gorgeous

Senju: that didn't come out the way i wanted it to

Inupi: ?

Sanzu: how did you want it to come out???

Kazutora: i mean he's not wrong he's so beautiful

Kazutora: not in a gay way tho like it just is what it is

Inupi: ...thank you, i guess

Kazutora: i wanna fuck him

Kazutora: idk what happened there, my bad

Chifuyu: chill out

Kazutora: you have a tiny dick

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: Kazutora c'mon man

Baji: i'm starting to think you're the problem

Kazutora: i'm just flirting

Kazutora: in a homie typa way if ykwim

Baji: i do not

Hanma: good morning my cockroaches

Smiley: fuck you

Hanma: it's a bdsm today💘

Hanma: we should go out and have a beach day and catch jellyfish so that they can sting us and we can pee on each other to stop the pain

Hanma: who ever gets peed on first loses haha

Mitsuya: who even let you in here

Smiley: you gotta go to jail for that

Smiley: he can't keep getting away with this

Draken: wait what did he mean when he said it's a bdsm day am i the only one who's concerned

Kisaki: he thinks it means beautiful day sunny morning

Draken: oh...ok

Mikey: ain't no way

Kazutora: i'll send you a link Hanma dw bro I got you

Kisaki: don't we're in public

Hanma: ohoho this is inhumane why are they doing that🤠

Kisaki: curse you, Kazutora

Kazutora: don't kink shame

Baji: please stop watching graphic porn

Kazutora: no one wants to have sex with me what else should i do

Chifuyu: it's cause of the way you act

Kazutora: let's go outside real quick

Chifuyu: i'm sick of you let's go

Emma: they are going to kiss

Senju: it's giving enemies to loves slow burn

Baji: it's all coming together

Smiley: stop normalizing gay people🙏

Mikey: homophobes get fired from Toman

Smiley: fine

Smiley: slay or whatever the fuck ❤🧡💛💚💜👁👅👁🏳️‍🌈

Yuzuha: feels like a hatecrime tbh

Yuzuha: anyway me and Hakkai r getting on the plane so our phones r gonna be off

Hakkai: see you soon Taka-chan 😊

Mitsuya: yeah stay safe🧡

Angry: what about the rest of us 🙁

Draken: kys Shiba's

Hakkai: huh???

Yuzuha: what'd we do even

Mitsuya: Draken? why'd u say that

Draken: what did I say??

Mikey: kys=kill yourself

Draken: no???

Draken: kys=keep yourself safe

Mikey: who told him that

Smiley: 😁

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