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just thought of something that i think is funny
Dina: okay, smash or pass, kagekao’s bio father
EJ: *immediately, without even a second thought* smash.
Kagekao: *looks shocked, disappointed and disturbed* whAt
…i mean i would, too-
#YOURE TELLIN ME WHO WOULDNT WANNA SMASH KURAI??#MANS IS FUCKING CHEFS KISS#MANS A WHOLE ASS MEAL#UGH!#yuki has def pegged him-#creepypasta#kuraitsume#judge angels#dina clark#dina#eyeless jack#ej#jack#kagekao#kage#kagekao creepypasta#creepypasta kagekao#incorrect quote#incorrect creepypasta quotes#creepypasta incorrect quotes
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regarding tv Geronimo Stilton with utter disgust in my eyes and tears on my face
#that man is an INTROVERT wifh SOCIAL ANXIETY and ZERO ATHLETIC CAPABILITY LET US OUTSIDER GIRLIES HAVE HIM#No honestly i geronimo stilton was my first ever book series as a very very sad and isolated child#i fucked heavy with how he couldnt say no to people and seemed depressed always#and the anxiety disorder? chefs kiss#how DARE u change the ancient magic witch i was there when it was on my school library shelves
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#i have no idea how to draw either of them#i've drawn obi wan like 2 times before cause he's just#chef kiss#but anakin is my type of character to draw and i love that bitch of a man#this ship has consumed me since i got back into starwars LMAO#wups!#aniobi#obiani#the fuck is their ship name anyway i know aniobi is a staff move (that my roommate has learned and i kinda did)#and it's so funny that a movement is a ship name LMAO#anakin skywalker#obi-wan kenobi#starwars#obikin#i think i've seen this tag used before#aoniobi shippers please help me out ur my only hope#ooowyn art
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just finished Nimona… DAMN does it feel good to watch such an openly queer movie man
#i haven’t read the graphic novel (though now I plan to!) so these are just my observations from the movie but#nimona is fucking trans & nonbinary man#like so fucking openly. refusing to answer balistair’s small minded questions and simply replying ‘i’m Nimona!’#chef’s kiss. absolutely fucking astounding. the nonbinary/genderqueer experience in a nutshell#you cannot and will not pin me down !#and obviously the major themes of being the odd one out among a whole society of people perceived as ‘normal’. wow that hit close to home!#and if the aggressively queer themes weren’t enough we have ambrosius and balistair too <3 like fuck yeah give us that on screen couple !#overall… enjoyed it so very much#a new comfort movie perhaps…..#oh and don’t think i missed that pride flag in the credits lmaooo absolutely iconic#jay rambles#nimona#nimona spoilers
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I finally got to the Sulong episode CARROT LOOKS SO GOOD LET’S GOOOOOOO
Also I love that the FIRST thing Nami says is “So beautiful 🥺” *points* LESBIAN
#Shima speaks#I got spoiled to the whole Sulong thing so it wasn’t a surprise but#IT’S STILL SICK AS HELL TO SEE#SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!#There’s just smth about characters turning all white that is just. Chef’s kiss 👌#Oda likes doing that huh //sideeyes Gear 5 Luffy#One Piece#GO KICK SOME ASS CARROT#She’s boutta fuck shit up for my mans Pedro 😤
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if i can't hold you like a lover i won't hold you at all (x)
#chainsaw man#チェンソーマン#yoshiden#吉デン#yoshida hirofumi#denji#csm denji#csm yoshida#ladsofsorrow24#here's some yoshiden for you guys#also go read that fic it's freaking great i love it#denji's with his complicated relationship with intimacy and yoshida who realized that he is possessive as fuck#chef kiss
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8.01 “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
#spnedit#samdeanedit#corespnedit#supernatural#*#im FROTHIGN AT THE MOUTH#i want this entire dialogue TATTOOED ON MY BDOY#its so fucking delicious oh ymg od#they're so dysfunctional and i just Love To See It#i want to lick them.#THE JEALOUSY#THE BETRAYAL#pls!!!!#'what was her name' that is completely irrelevant information dean why are you asking that#it's such a relationshipy question i swear to God that man has ISSUES#8x01#also the fact that in the second scene its NIGHTTIME. like dean was just thinking about it the whole time.#chefs fucking kiss#svenja rewatches spn#the girl had nothing to do with it#together together#always you and me#there ain't no me if there ain't no you
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Crying screaming going insane over the fact that even if you THINK Hickey deserves the thirty lashes (or the twenty-three that he actually receives), it's still a difficult order to justify (even though Hickey was objectively in the wrong, although unfortunately it's not a massive leap in logic for your average white British sailor in the 1840s) because it's fundamentally part of Crozier's arc regarding alcoholism bringing out the worst in him. Sure, he comes to Silna's aid, but in the next episode, he wants to throw her out and abandon her, and even punishes his good friend for rightfully standing against him! It's a careless act of anger and cruelty that costs Blanky his leg, and ultimately his life (or at least, what might have remained had he not gotten gangrene). Ultimately, its the catalyst for Crozier's sobriety, his moment of "oh god I REALLY fucked up," and he's a better man for it, but it comes at the cost of his friend's life and Silna's safety.
Back to Hickey. I think we tend to let this moment slide because we know Hickey is a terrible person who does terrible things and we want to see him suffer, but Crozier continuing to up the ante as Hickey keeps talking is downright petty. The addition that Hickey be lashed as a boy is pretty needlessly cruel. And it leads to the moment where Hickey goes from a reactive nuiscance to an active threat. His homoerotic joker origin story. It's a moment where, like the Blanky situation, Crozier creates a future problem for himself.
It's a hard scene to watch (and the performances are incredible), and in that scene, it's kind of easy to see how mistrust of Crozier could breed in this environment. Flogging for an offense is terrible, but it's also expected. Hickey's flogging kind of pushes a lot of boundaries as to what is acceptable punishment or senseless cruelty, and we see different characters struggle with this. Crozier didn't just make an enemy of someone who previously wanted to be on his good side, he also created a martyr. It's just one of those things where nobody could have forseen the consequences down the road.
Don't get me wrong I absolutely love this scene and the way it furthers Crozier and Hickey's respective arcs and their dynamics with each other, but I think we can safely say Crozier acted from a place of malice, and it's just one of a few pretty fucked up things he's done, but we want to brush it off because Hickey is an acceptable target even though what happens to him is objectively pretty terrible.
I heard it said that flogging makes good men bad and bad men worse. There was no way Hickey was gonna come out of this normal, and in that instant, it's like fate was sealed. Crozier would never be able to be anything but a mortal enemy in Hickey's mind after that.
I love that this is a moment when Crozier crosses the line. I love that it seems to be more about taking out his feelings than serving a just punishment. I love the constant glances from Hickey and Fitzjames. And I love that this behavior escalates to Crozier going past the point of no return, leaving Blanky to the mercy of the elements and the Tuunbaq and abandoning Silna, and it's a huge moment of reckoning for him! He doubles back! He realizes he fucked up and he tries to change, and in some ways it's too late, but he still commits himself to changing for the better even if it kills him. Which. The DTs could have very easily killed him. It's just as much of a transformation for Crozier as the flogging was for Hickey.
It's so neat. These two men having these massive transformations involving deep personal suffering, and in Crozier's case, Hickey is a footnote, and in Hickey's case, Crozier is the cruel hand of God.
Or somwthing idk I'm like really sick and the nyquil hit.
Anyway I'm not going to bat for Hickey and saying he was right but I think we need to bear in mind that he's a sewer in the sense that he is the sum total of the society he came from and everything that was put into him- love and hate and betrayal and cruelty and everhrhjngi- and in the end, he is colonialism taken to its logical extreme. He's gonna fight God and then become God because he is Special (and Britain is going to conquer the passage and thus control the world because they have the power of God and anime- I mean uhhh they're doing it for queen and country so they are totally right and correct for trying to exploit a sea route for spice, right 🙄). Except he gets torn apart because nature doesn't give a shit.
Idk. Hickey gradually becomes warped into everything Wrong with the Franklin Expedition from the outset, and Crozier isn't a perfect saint who is right all the time and that's why I love this show. I'm gonna go to sleep now.
#terrorposting#amc the terror#the terror amc#cornelius hickey#francis crozier#somebody insert that iasip meme of charlie in front of the corkboard#i love hickey because he has limitless ambition but is also a huge dumbass and the fact that#his only redeeming quality is that hes in love with a guy who divorced him and he wants to be someones pet so bad#adam nagaitis i am cupping your face begging for your notes#the mans takes are chefs kiss and i like that hickey isnt senselessly evil from the outset hes just a scrapper who#got fucked over too many times and decided to make some bad decisions#and i love crozier because he is flawed!!! hes complicated and messy and hurtful and raw!!!#and his transformation is incredible!!! goddamn!!!
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Okay, can we talk about how this quote is literally the whole Tony's life? Like he was a genius, and he definitely grew up too fast for his age (damn, he was in MIT at the age of FOURTEEN). He always keeps learning and remembering things he wish he didn't, the kind of things that would haunt him at night, the kidn of things that would make him feel useless cuz there are things that he just CAN'T stop even if he tries. But at the same time, he WANTS to know things because he needs control, especially after Afghanistan (because when he let other people control things, his weapons were sold to terrorists and he almost died).
So Tony Stark wants to know everything because he needs control, but he hates knowing everything because there are some things that he just CAN'T fix no matter how hard he tries.
And he can't let go of that.
He can't lose control.
Because when he loses control, people die.
He is a control freak because he is afraid of trust again because when he trust people, they betray him or they get hurt.
#now think about an stuckony fic where the Brooklyn's boys find out about this#The amount of angst that I can imagine#*chef's fucking kiss*#But with a happy ending of course#like aaaaa#tony stark#bucky barnes#steve rogers#stuckony#tony stark has a heart#captain america#tony stark defense squad#winter soldier#iron man#stony#tony is so done with this shit#Tony stark is a control freak#so am i#I projected a little#theyre in love your honor#theyre gay your honor#they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind#Please someone help him#someone help
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Twilight crack thoughts o'clock. What if after Ganondorf is le deadified. The goddesses made Twilight the barer of the triforce of power and he just doesn't know?
It had to go somewhere right?? And frankly the thought of it still being with Zant is tad horrifying.
So what if the Golden three were just like. "This ones fairly stable lets just, store this here" and popped it onto Link with no fan fare so he has absolutely no fucking clue its there.
#Am I a little drunk on the thought of Twilight being a sweetheart that could physically reduce someone to dust if he let loose?#yes#absolutely#the choke hold this man has on me is iron#is this also tickling gerudo Twilight thoughts?#also yes#because imagine the fucking irony if he were not only the decendant of Time but technically a decendant of Gamblegorf#and winds up with both their fucking triforce pieces??#just#*chefs kiss*#a hill i might just be willing to die on#fight me i dare#linked universe#fic thoughts#lu twilight#lu#twilight princess link#twilight princess#gerudo!twilight
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni
With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré
Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over.
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#shenko#james vega#kaidan alenko#sophie shepard#liara t’soni#the illusive man#eva core#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#ITS PART 2 BABY! I COULDNT GIF PEAK SHENKO CONTENT AND NOT MAKE HER A 2-PARTER YALL#these are my favorite bisexuals on the citadel i had to give mars a double feature ✨#‘the person i followed to hell and back the person i loved- are you in there somewhere?’ we cried. for real like this line THIS LINE#the first time i played ME3 it crushed me into a thousand pieces and it still does tbf#but like i also forgot how many good lines TIM has in this first mission until i was collecting footage while i was playing#like his lines go HARD (not javik ashes of a trillion dead souls hard but still)#also i may hate him but he looks fine as fuck in those new PV suits i will not lie#also im ngl the way femshep carries kaidan after he gets his head smashed against the side of the cruiser sends me every time i cannot#like sometimes you just have to carry your boyfriend like he's a sack of potatoes over your shoulder when he's bleeding to death!#like come on girl CARRY HIM BRIDAL STYLE or DONT CARRY HIM AT ALL#but on a serious note the way shep looks at kaidan back on the normandy? when he's in the med bay?#the way they just are so lost in him being injured?? in the possibility of him dying?? the panic in their eyes??#the way they only get brought back to reality when liara starts shouting?? chef's kiss tbh#bioware VS canon may be poo but the end of priority mars will always be famous to me#thanks for reading two gif sets worth of rants if you stayed for both!!!#i hope you have a good day!! 🥹✨
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how are we feeling about this girlies
#text post tag#young royals#wilmon#young royals spoilers#kat watches young royals#i'll tell you how i'm feeling. TOTALLY FUCKING FINE.#simon just standing there and wille circling around him. chef's kiss.#the light coming in from the window. the purple shirt. man oh man.
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Vincent Price - Day at Night TV interview (1974)
#vincent price#day at night#tv#tv interview#bicon#vinny p#bisexual god#fav#id let this man fuck me up#im not even kidding#hes like a fine wine#dapper old man#fuck meeee#hes just so... chef's kiss#perfect#fuckkk#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#1970s
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okok but guys like genuinely. the way bdubs talks abt hermittwt is so sweet. hes so happy every time he talks abt it :[ he just seems so fascinated with it n seems so proud that he knows all this n what we do n he tells everyone abt it like its the most amazing n fun thing in the world. hes just so sweet every time he talks abt us n that makes me so happy sobs
#like hes actually taking the time to learn abt all this stuff even if its just silly things like skrunkly or keysmashs or wtv#but he’s so sweet abt it he doesnt rlly judge us for anything n hes just happy to be included#it makes me so happy yall this man owns my heart actually#hes so !!!!!#also ppl have for sure already said this but fuck it i wana say it too i like talking abt mr bdubs n how nice he is abt hermittwt#also the way he compared us to bugs under a rock was chefs kiss couldnt have been more accurate#bdubs on the brain recently. obviously.#bdubs#bdoubleo100#morty talks woah
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I want Mizu’s father to be a complicated character.
I’m a sucker for reformed fathers and while I don’t think it will happen, I want Mizu’s father to be VERY morally grey. Give me a man who doesn’t believe in fairness or goodness anymore. Give me a man who had been through so goddamn much he can’t even see the kindness for what it is. A man who sells souls and bargains with demons and kills people with equal amount of interest. A man who doesn’t believe himself to be a god or melomaniac but simply a practical man who knows what he is and what he is not.
A man who knows he’s not good, and doesn’t dare to think he is, a man who has been broken once and put himself back together out of sheer force of will.
Man who, at his heart, still remains humble street rat.
Man who is friends with horrible people because deep down he doesn’t believe he deserves better ones. A pact brother to Fowler, who he matches in strength and brutality but not exactly in tastes or debauchery.
Give me a man who once had a goal, he reached it or failed it and now has to keep going, because he made a lot of people dependable on him. A man who keeps his people fed and safe but doesn’t tolerate the littlest bit of resistance or disloyalty because he fell for that once before and he’s still hurt. (Sounds familiar?)
Give us man who maybe had a son or two already but secretly wants a child that he could protect and maybe save and who deep deep down dreams of having a daughter he could spoil rotten. His little princess.
And then he meets Mizu’s mother and he either falls in love or he doesn’t but he suddenly has a goal again and he would be damned if he loses it. And he does lose it, either by having his daughter stolen from him and killing everyone responsible for it, or by thinking both his daughter and his woman were murdered.
Let us see his breaking point, him losing himself in cruelty once again, because he had just what he wanted in the palm of his hand and he threw it all away for a business trip or a seemingly important deal back in London, which turns out to be his biggest mistake.
And then give us a man who sees his daughter again but she’s not his little princess anymore. She never was.
Give us a man who is furious at what this world shaped his daughter to be. Who sees himself in her and he’s seething because he very much wanted her to be the opposite. To be happy and spoiled and loved. And Mizu is not.
She is ruthless, she is vary and she rarely sees kindness for what it is, especially in a foreign land. And she doesn’t trust him, even as he offers help in killing men that Fowler made her hate with his meddling. Men she suspects are either her father or the devil he works with.
Give me man trying desperately to make connection. Even as he bends the rules for her and breaks his own promises and lets himself care again.
And if it all fails and if she discovers he’s her father, he still tries to find a way to keep her. To protect her, shield her. Even if it’s by blackmail, even if he holds her friend’s lives in the palm of his hand as he offers her all the power he has. Even as she hates him with that reckless abandon we all know her to possess.
Give us a man who made a clan out of outlaws and makes Mizu his heir and their princess, as she screams and kicks and tries to get out of this position.
#Mizu the mafia princess#also give her brothers to compete with#or any halfsibling#give us a father that tries to step up but Mizu keeps breaking the ladder#and he is still a monster but he’s tamed#by Mizu who very much doesn’t need all this emotional bullshit#also Fowler bringing Mizu to her father who is neither of the man he mentioned before cause he knows she would kill him otherwise#here’s my crazy fucked up niece#now off to your father you go#I mean this very distinguished gentleman who totally will help you kill you father(s)#you’re welcome brother dearest#now take her off my hands and her sword off my neck pretty please#bes mizu#blue eyed samurai#Mizu father#Mizu father theory#my ramblings#also Mizu being his carbon copy in regards of revenge and inability to make friends would be the chefs kiss
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i think about this morning noon and night i literally cannot get this out of my head im a useless woman who is no better than a man
#he is so fucking chefs kiss it hurts#barry sloane#once again i am no better than a man#i'm on my knees praying to some god above
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