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THEY HAVE REVOLVERS IN HALO?!?!? HONEST-TO-GOD REVOLVERS?!?!!!?!?!?!?/??!?!???
#BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING WRITERS (me)#was scratching my head for MONTHS trying to figure out what i could POSSIBLY replace a colt single action army with to make it#lore-friendly#as it turns out‚ the correct answer is I DON'T HAVE TO DO JACK SHIT BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE CSAA HASN'T BECOME OBSOLETE BY THE 27TH CENTURY#oh this is going to be OBNOXIOUS and i LOVE IT thank you halopedia you have saved my life more times than i can count#also this is from the halo escalation comic‚ issue 5 if i'm not mistaken#zeta gear tag#< like i said‚ HUGE day for annoying writers (me)
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Damian Wayne was like a duckling. A violent, stab-happy, danger-prone duckling, yes, but a duckling all the same. Which means when Danny almost got stabbed by a sleepy, instinct driven Damian, he was able to wave it off with a laugh. Damian, on the other hand, stared in horror at the butter knife firmly lodged in Danny’s arm.
“PENNYWORTH!” Danny jerked back at Damian’s scream. “RICHARD! FATHER!”
God damn, the kid had a pair of lungs on him. Danny’s wince was interpreted as pain to Damian, who gently grabbed his injured arm and started to pull him towards the kitchen’s marble island.
Danny blinked, non plussed as his hearing picked up a thundering of feet as the present family members scrambled towards Damian’s distress call.
“Wait, Damian, I’m fine. It’s-”
“You have been impaled, you imbecile! Had it been any of the other simpletons, they would have-!”
“Ouch.” Danny put his other hand in mock hurt over his slow-beating heart. He literally doesn’t care about the butter knife. He’s just impressed there was enough force in there to impale him. “Are you calling me names now? After- gasp- stabbing me?”
Before Damian could reply, the beginnings of regret, remorse, and guilt on his face, Alfred, Dick, and Bruce burst into the kitchen.
“What happened?!”
“My word, master Danny!”
“What is it?!”
“I’m fine. It’s like a small stab. Not even a big stab. I’m good.”
Dick paled, seeing Danny’s arm clutched in Damian’s hand.
“That’s- that’s a knife. In your arm. How is that ‘fine’?!”
“What happened.” Bruce asked Damian, gently removing Danny’s arm from Damian’s death clutch.
“I- I did not mean to,” Damian starts, guilt coloring his voice.
“He didn’t,” Danny cuts in. “I startled him and got stabbed for being dumb. I won’t fault him for having a defense mechanism like that, ancient knows what I might do if you guys startled me.”
The awkward silence that settled at his words made Danny twitch awkwardly.
“Uh, so, can I add this knife to my collection? Even if I didn’t get mugged?”
“Danny.”
“Bruce.” Danny stared stubbornly back. With his uninsured hand, he patted Damian on the head. He was going to enjoy the fluffiness before Damian’s guilt was no longer enough to hold him back from snapping at Danny’s hand like a grumpy alligator. Bruce loses, obviously. He’s a teenager who was also an ex-vigilante. Batman’s got nothing on a determined halfa.
“Master Danny, I must insist you refrain from getting stabbed. There is only so much gauze and antiseptic cream in the house.” Alfred returned- huh, when did he leave?- with a med kit.
Danny called bullshit because he knows there’s a whole ass medical bay beneath the manor.
“Sorry.”
“No need to apologize.” Alfred said, promptly beginning the extraction of the butter knife.
“Are you okay?” Dick asked, hovering worriedly. “He- are you…?”
Damian was allowing Danny to ruffle his hair, so…
“Yep, I’m good. This isn’t even on my top thirty most painful stabbings,” and it really wasn’t. That honor was given to the GIW and that one time Jazz accidentally stabbed him with her earrings. “That was pretty impressive, actually. It’s like, a butter knife. The other ones had pointy ends.”
“Do not clump me with those pathetic wastes of spaces. I am naturally superior and would… would never harm you on purpose.” Damian said, getting quiet at the end like he was trying to plead to Danny to believe him.
“Of course not. But- if you want help me keep the knife, you can hit me with a mug, it would technically be a mugging.”
The pun got the desired effect. Damian leaned away with a disgruntled look and Dick stopped hovering as close in order to let out a small cackle.
“Done.”
“You should go get changed, kiddo. We’re going to see Tim’s photography at the Gotham Gallery today.”
“Oh, for real?” Danny patted Damian’s fluffy hair one last time, pushing away from the counter. “Oh, I’ll clean up here first and-”
“That will not be necessary,” Alfred scolded, a mop somehow already in his hands. “Please see to it you are prepared for the day.”
“Thanks, Alfred. Can I keep the knife.”
“Very well.”
“Sweet. See you guys later?” Danny pranced off after seeing the nods.
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“He’s… he got stabbed a lot. Before us, I mean.” Dick tapped a furious rhythm onto the counter. “Not that we’ve stabbed him until now but even once is concerning for a civilian.”
“He was used to it.” Bruce replied.
“Perhaps we should join Todd in his endeavor and ensure that his worthless tormentors are permanently out of the picture.”
“God, he said top thirty. He was counting.”
Damian silently withdrew a kitchen knife.
“No murder with my quality chef’s knives, Master Damian.”
“Tt.”
“Master Jason follows the same rules. Now, out of the kitchen. I may be old, but I remember the last time master Bruce and master Dick stepped foot in here and I will not have a repeat.”
#danny phantom#danny phantom is a little shit#dc x dp#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#bamf danny phantom#nightwing#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth#Alfred is ninja#Damian is attached#damian wayne#bruce to the GIW: I don’t kill#behind him: a contingent of his pissed off kids#bruce: but they do#danny dropping trauma and lore in one go: lol#Damian’s way of bonding with people is stabbing#Danny’s used to ghostly violence as a way of being a friendly hello#he sees no issues with being stabbed#everyone else not so much
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Thank you for respecting my immersion
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Karlach: Sorry if this is rude, but... can vampires fall in love
Astarion: What a preposterous question. Vampires can do anything you can do, and a damn sight better.
Karlach: Sunbathe? Swim?
Astarion: All right, there are a few limited exceptions.
Karlach: Good to know love is on the table though.
Astarion: It is. Though if the table is laden with good wine and meat, love is often left to rot with the salad leaves.
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They had a bit of a chance encounter on a day where Blueblood was dealing with something that was very difficult and was so caught up in his emotions he didn’t even care that he was in the garden getting grass stans on his coat and Ditzy, with her natural impulse to cheer ponies up, didn’t even notice or care that she was flying into the palace gardens when she saw someone sat in the rain.
At first he was definitely going to call the castle guards to come apprehend this strange filly with the odd eyes who was intruding when this was the last moment he’d want to entertain any desperate debutantes, however she surprised him by not fawning or anything, not even caring about his status, just putting one of her fluffy wings up and asking if he needed somepony to lend an ear.
“Don’t let my eyes fool you, my ears work just fine!”
She was incredibly disarming and while he didn’t reveal everything about why he was upset, he found himself talking about his feelings to her. And she made such cheerful remarks, and was very comforting. In the end, he felt better and she came to check on him the next day, even sharing a blueberry muffin with him. He remarked that he’d never seen her around before, and that he wouldn’t mind terribly seeing her more often.
The rest, as they say, is history.
#my little pony#mlp#ditzy doo#prince blueblood#my art#mlp g4#mlpfim#mlp fim#my little pony friendship is magic#derpy hooves#swap six#side stars au#my silly pigeon girl and my lonely rich boy you are so important to me…#yes I should draw more stuff besides them I know and I will… i just missed them okay and the ask scratched an itch.#bonus tag lore for those who read my tags: Blueblood is upset about the mysterious disapperance of Sunset Shimmer#Celestia only told Blueblood and Cadence (and Cinch) that she was gone - no details#Cadence is somewhere else struggling in her own way#Blueblood may or may not be so emotional because he blames himself#Blueblood and Sunset bought into Cinch making them compete to be the best#she loved them as much as she was capable but part of having a good reputation means succeeding above all others#and while Cadence rebelled against that mindset the other two didnt. They were more friendly with Cadence than each other.#As Sunset grew angrier and more resentful of not being taken seriously by Celestia (The Fall of Sunset Shimmer for reference)#She fought with Blueblood more and I think he thinks he was the reason she left when in reality it was definitely the least his fault#but he doesnt know that…
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I know your last art is meant to be read as "Vasco is sick and Machete is nervous about it." But it also gives massive "i had gay sex for the first time and I'm having a religious panic attack"
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HI BOSS!
for the requests, I was wondering if it would be ok to ask for either Nanu or Ingo having a relaxing day at the beach(peepaws needs to vibe and show their dadbods
Akari was feeling a little artistic with the sunscreen that day. And Ingo was stuck with that awful tan until he returned back home to Unova.
#the sunglasses and sunscreen are lore friendly they came from a distortion#submas#ingo#warden ingo#akari#pokemon akari#rei#pokemon rei#gaeric#pokemon gaeric#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon legends#pokemon#waywardstationart
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Galacta Knight lore
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#hoshi no kirby#Kirby meme#Kirby shitpost#lord hyness#Galacta Knight#aeon hero#i have faith Galacta Knight will soon become canon on mainline Kirby#it is to my believe they're already canon due to Kirby clash being canon in the magolor Epilogue#but that's not fair i want them in a mainline game#and i do believe star allies presented a path for that to be the case#i have faith in hal#Galacta is just too interesting of a character for them to just be dead#can you believe we only got lore of them after they died#friendly reminder that Galacta Knight was killed off because Kumazaki thought it would be funny that's so sick of him /pos
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I guess my problem with The Rings of Power is that at its core, the series seems fundamentally dissatisfied with its source material. All the things, from costumes looking like a high-end fashion show and "edgier" than more immersive ones, the characters being completely rewritten to be more "interesting", inserting generic themes instead of highlighting the original ones - all this shows, just like in the case of Netflix's infamous Persuasion, a very misguided notion that whatever Tolkien wrote, in and of itself, is not enough to impress the modern viewer.
#amazon#tolkien#lotr#rings of power#im not against making the story more screen-friendly#i just think there are different ways to be both creative and faithful to the lore#ROP
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Okay, so I saw some people talking about the new Imotekh reveal (very cool, very cool), and they were discussing the four-fingered gauntlet with its cool claws and stuff, and I could not stop thinking about how Aun'Shi also has four-fingered claws (I draw a lot of T'au okay) and I just think they should get manicures together.
I am so tired and so, so sorry
✨Besties✨
#warhammer 40k#wh 40k#necrons#t'au#imotekh the stormlord#aun'shi#art#my art#traditional art#unpolished art#I couldn't get this out of my brain and now the rest of y'all have to see it too hahahaha#I apologise so much for this#not canon compliant#not lore friendly#I love the new Imotekh mini tho#Despite the art it has inspired lmao#I can't draw necrons T.T#have a good day everyone!! I'm so sorry
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My Senchal brothers again! Making refs for ArtFight just in case. I drew them as Alfiq and Ohmes both for fun - heavily recommend doing that with your own Khajiit OCs to play around with body types, fur, and whatnot!
I need to rename the older brother. Have any suggestions? In his lore, he goes by a khajiitified version of his old dunmeri wrestler name. Hell, I might rename the younger brother too...
#oc#the elder scrolls#khajiit#.csp#phone art#2024#ft the lore friendly cotton speedos. i dont want to get sniped for catelf nondescript bulge
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Angel, what are your favorite characters in both Undertale and Deltarune so far?
♥ Is that too many? Whoops!
#ooc - friendly reminder that this is a deltarune focused ask blog#ooc - undertale is irrelevant to the main lore of the blog#angel answers#deltarune#deltarune oc#deltarune au#deltarune player#deltarune ask blog#angels game au#not tagging all those characters#undertale
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Been binge watching X-Files recently and I've always wanted to make a fake Altered Item file cuz it seemed fun
It was fun.
#the paranatural property is that it imbues a simultaneous sense of scepticism and desire to believe#it basically sat in that office for a decade absorbing the emotional resonance of mulder and scully#and it projects a concentrated form of that on people who look at it#which the last bit of redacted text says makes it a useful tool for training FBC agents#cuz it makes them better investigators#cuz scully and mulder were at their best when they worked together :) and the poster gives somebody both their best properties#obviously this isn't very lore friendly#cuz if X-Files and Control existed in the same universe the FBC would never have allowed the X-Files to exist#unless they deemed it a useful tool ig#anyway#txf#x-files#x files#fox mulder#dana scully#frederick langston#federal bureau of control#control#control 2019#control remedy#crossover#possible other anomalous property: the poster makes coworkers have very not-platonic feelings for each other#that they don't act on properly ever#and it drives everybody forced to watch crazy
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Me and my friend have been talking about Elden Ring, specifically about the Living Jars. We got to chatting about the possibility of little companion jars and it inspired me to make some concepts based on different jars :D
#elden ring#er#elden ring fanart#living jars#concept art#fan concept#fan design#fromsoftware#fromsoft games#fromsoft fanart#my art#these arent very lore-friendly#but they were real fun to do haha
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my favorite part of beach boys lore is that the beatles are the villains
#a theoretically friendly rivalry that also gives off strong 'dart board with paul's face taped to it' energy#they'll come on screen during a documentary and the soundtrack will change to a minor key#actually no I lied#my favorite part of beach boys lore is brian buying a tree house and putting it in the foyer of his house#forcing residents and guests alike to have to crawl through the treehouse to get inside#the beach boys#the beatles
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