#I'm just simping
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dm me if you look like this.🥵🥵🥵
#it's not a ship fanart#i'm just simping#they can use me as their punching bag tbh#sevika#vi#vi arcane#sevika arcane#arcane#league of legends#platoniccereal art
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hot take: CORPSE (musical artist)
CORPSE's real name is...Jason Todd.
imagine how fucking awesome that would be.
listen to CORPSE's part on "CODE MISTAKE" & imagine that coming out of a (very hot) 6'2" fit guy (w/muscular thighs) who uses martial arts & handguns to fight crime for a living--
just...the Red Hood sounding like that w/o any voice modification in his helmet.
#admin#I'm just simping#CORPSE#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#yes I'm thirsty listen to when he says “whispering” in that song & try not to be thirsty yourself#Jason Todd has a deep voice. how is that a new HC?#music
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I was reading a fanfic where Lance appeared outside someone's door with a bag full of gifts and his precious PERFECT smile and I'M MELTING
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HIM AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HIM IN ROMANTIC SETTINGS OR I WILL DIE
I know this is my imagination and i luckily we are breathing the same air (i kinda doubt it) but he got me mesmerized
#lance stroll#i'm totally normal about this#i'm just a girl#i'm no better than a man#I'm just simping
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Dracule Mihawk appreciation post
Look at his boat
That grumpy attitude
He's cute when he changes expression though
I mean... look at that cute laugh
He's badass when he's about to clap someone too
That's all lads.
Cttro.
#dracule mihawk#appreciation post#i miss him so much#hope he gets screentime in the anime soon#perona's gothic Dad#Grumpy old man#don't mind it#I'm just simping
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Imagine
If cassie and roxy swap places like a swap au ?
Were cassie is the animatronics wolf
And
Were Roxy / Roxanne is a human?
OK BUT HEAR ME OUT. Bunny Cassie!!
#I'm also simping for my own roxy human design hello.#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#fnaf ruin dlc#ruin dlc#fnaf ruin#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf fanart#roxanne wolf#cassie#fnaf human au#swap au#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#asks#anon#(also cassie literally looks the same just a robot bunny lmao-)
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Little treasure chest
Masterlist
(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)
Tags: fluff
Summary: wanderer with his shy, quiet lover!
♡ Wanderer already noticed your tendency to stay quiet even before you two started dating.
♡ Wanderer would scoff before giving you a push to be more honest with the people around you and get very proud once you start opening up.
♡ When you started dating, he was a bit (very) frustrated that you still couldn’t fully be straightforward about your desires despite being his lover.
♡ Wanderer just ends up learning how to understand your needs more over time and spoils you instead.
♡ You want something slightly expensive for your anniversary? The gift is there on the coffee table with more things along with it. You look at the necklace at the market more than once? On the kitchen table when you bring out the dishes.
♡ Of course, he still wants you to learn how to express your desires so he would sometimes act like he can’t understand your intent gaze until you whisper what you want to him.
♡ If you struggle to properly ask the staff about something on the menu, he would sigh but still help you out, calling the staff and asking in your place.
♡ Overall though, he also kinda starts looking forward to trying to decipher your wants from your fidgeting, almost like trying to open a treasure chest ♡
A/N: light hcs for the start of the week~
Taglist: @amyminhminh (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)
#genshin x reader#genshin#genshin impact#fluff#x reader#wanderer#wanderer x reader#gender neutral reader#headcanon#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#genshin scara#scara x reader#i swear i'm not a scara simp i just write for my bestie
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love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀
#like that's a YOU problem babe#DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT#and here starts my journey of witnessing xie lian being in DENIAL™ while still simping over how beautiful hua cheng looks#xl : *points at guoshi* it's YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK HERE ON THE LAP OF A HANDSOME AF GHOST KING *proceeds to makeout with said ghost king*#XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#tami rereads tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf novel#hualian#danmei
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I caught brain worms for hazbin hotel😔
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin vox#vox#staticradio#also you don't want to know how many Alastors I've drawn for the past week--#I'm NOT simping for this man#just because I've been drawing him non stop doesn't mean anything#my art
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yandere half-dog!Gallagher and forgetful farmer!reader au medium effort doodles before I start my day lol.
Edit: more dog gallagher content here
Short additional brainrots:
(Y/n)'s family has a long history of adopting hounds, even including them in their family tree.
Initially, they have no plans on getting a dog. They can manage the farm just fine and was not interested in investing on livestock (chickens, sheep, cows, etc.) They're not confident enough in their abilities to raise an animal.
??? once belonged to another Family, which unfortunately treated him poorly. He was not given a name. There was a period in the summer wherein his owners forgot to give him water, and when he did hear the sound of liquid trickling down— he cringed at the taste. He still doesn't know if they were trying to kill him, but from them on, he loathed the taste of SoulGlad.
Needless to say... (Y/n)'s old man was surprised when they brought home a "mutt".
“He looks like he's dying. Pops, can't you help me out?”
“I thought you hate animals...”
“I just stink at taking care of 'em.” (Y/n) sighed. “Please? Poor thing looks like it's on its last leg.”
To this day, Gallagher isn't sure what exactly compelled them to help him. Even when asked, (Y/n) would say they forgot their own reasons behind taking him in. Perhaps he was just that pitiful— or maybe their (L/n) traits finally got to them. He's eternally grateful either way.
And so...
Gallagher gazed at the (L/n) Family tree, caressing his and (Y/n)'s image.
“Hey Master, ya don't have any plans on getting another hound, do ya?”
“Please, you're already a handful, Woos— Gallagher. I don't need another one.”
He grinned, eyes not straying away from the painted walls.
“Good.” He closed his eyes.
“Wouldn't want to share you with anyone else, y'know.”
(Y/n) laughed. “For an old dog, you seem like a clingy young pup.”
Gallagher nodded, savoring their voice. Refreshing, just like cold water on a warm day. You claimed that he's acting like a puppy, but when he was young? He was a biter. Not exactly the loving kind. It was best that you met him when he was already all grown up.
“Well... Perhaps that's just a sign I never got a chance to being one... But when I'm with you, I'm...”
He shook his head.
“Nevermind. What's the agenda for today, Master?”
#$ brynn's papers#yandere gallagher#I see aventurine is winning the poll dw whoever wins the poll gets a comic lmao these are just some doodles *shrug*#I sweae I'm not a furry (the allegations become harder to dismiss every day /silly)#yandere gallagher x reader#gallagher x reader#yandere hsr#yandere hsr x reader#yancore#gallagher x you#gallagher hsr#hsr#hsr x reader#hsr fanart#Also maaaybe i really just made this to spread yandere gallagher agendas cuz really- we need more adult looking characters to simp for hAHA#yandere imagines#tw yandere#yandere x reader
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Fontaine Is Committing Childe Slander fr
Spoilers For The 4.2 Archon Quest
Content: Sagau reader insert (not the cult au), a lot of swearing
Note: Wrote this a while ago, just didn't post till now. This was written because of how frustrated I was with Childe's treatment in the quest. They did him so, so dirty.
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"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Hearing your scream, Neuvillette, Aether, and Paimon nearly flinched and gave themselves away if it wasn't for Skirk quickly turning around and staring them dead in their eyes.
"AFTER ALL OF THAT, WE DON'T EVEN GET TO TALK TO HIM? WHAT THE HELL"
They never liked hearing you get upset, but since this was a scripted event, they could do nothing but play their parts. Aether wanted nothing more than to jump in and find Childe for you, if even just to get you to stop yelling, but his hands were tied. And seeing the intense look the lady across from him was giving, he doesn't think he'd be able to get away with it even if he tried.
"No 'hey, how're you doing? What's up? Where the fuck did you go? How did you end up fighting a god-damn space whale? I was worried.' We really get to say none of that? Skirk just throws him away like he's yesterday's trash? At least, I think that's Skirk... Okay, fine, whatever."
The group notices a slight twitch in Skrik's expression, as if she was annoyed, but it's gone not a moment later.
"Skirk I hope you're kinda funny cause this is a terrible first impression."
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Skirk watches as Neuvillette sends the traveller topside, hoping that he starts the scripted conversation without any hassle.
"Was it necessary to throw him so aggressively into the portal?"
Of course, that's not what happened. If Childe's mad ramblings were anything to go by, all of those that become the players "characters" seem to grow inexplicably attached to them. She didn't hold his words in high regard since he was insane, but seeing the hydro sovereign already taking a liking to you gives some weight to his words.
"He’s fine. It’s nothing he can’t handle."
Neuvillette, still looking troubled, tells her that you really wanted to see him again after nearly 2 years of nothing.
"Didn't you also upset the player when you pounced on him and sent him to prison for no good reason?"
Neuvillette gave a slight wince, "I had no other choice. The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale gave the sentence and the law must be upheld."
Skirk doesn’t look amused, Neuvillette just sighs "... And the action itself was scripted. I had my hands tied."
"Then you have no right to look so troubled over my actions. It was simply scripted, nothing deeper. I would not intentionally go looking to upset the player, especially since they can control whoever they want. I have no desire to go back to the surface, which I would be forced to if they ever felt like messing with me."
He hums, "The player has much less control than you think. Even if they wanted to take control of you, they wouldn't or shouldn't be able to do so for quite a while. Falling into their good graces is the only way to get chosen, and you seem to have only just piqued their interest."
Neuvillette was just stating facts. He heard you crying about how your latest wishing session for Furina took everything you had. He doubts even if Skirk’s banner was a couple patches from now you'd have enough to get her. Skirk herself looks a little frustrated at the mention of gaining your favour, but quickly lets it go.
"As long as I have time to prepare, I suppose. Anyway, We should have our scripted conversation before time runs out. Unless you want them to start freaking out again."
"Of course not, let us continue."
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"The fuck do you mean he's already in Snezhnaya."
Lyney's eyes slightly widen in shock, not expecting that visceral of a reaction. Aether slightly shakes his head to try and get him not to worry about it while Paimon starts her bashful idle as a way to look elsewhere without arising suspicion.
"We don't even get to say goodbye, what the heck. Wait, we never even figured out what was going on with his vision either. They actually just threw him to the wayside! If he doesn't show up in the next interlude, I'm going to be ☆mad☆"
Aether tilts his head down as he starts to ponder. He was also a bit frustrated with how little they learned about what was going on with him. Obviously the whal- Narwhal was involved in someway, but nothing is explained outside their connection. He's suddenly ripped from his thoughts as you pick his next dialogue option and continue the story.
The story continues for a little bit as Arlecchino arrives to join the conversation. You add in some quips of your own as you're watching, but are mostly silent. They just take it as you being tired from the whirlwind of emotions the quest put you through.
Aether then realizes the next actions he has to take and struggles to keep a straight face.
*Actually, I just remembered something... Please help us deliver this.*
"I swear to god, don't give her Childe's vision. He hates her. He trusted us."
Aether can no longer hold back his wince as he holds out Childe's vision for Arlecchino to take. She almost looks amused as they hear you sigh.
"Goddammit."
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Childe was in agony.
This pain went far beyond his physical injuries. The last words he heard from you were you crying out to him. It frustrated him to no end that by the time he gets to see you again, he passes out. He can barely remember your words of praise and cooing about how cool he was for fighting such a creature. Your worry and the fact he doesn't even get to talk to you after all this time hasn't left the forefront of his mind since he woke up. Injuries be damned, he wanted to find the Traveller. He wanted to get something out of that vacation, more than just one conversation, getting arrested, and an incomplete fight. He thought that as long as you still had his vision, he would surely see you again and his vacation would end smoothly, but of course the story seemed to have it out for him. All he could do now was lay here in pain, stuck in his mind while his family is off doing something else.
He's upset he didn't get to finish his fight and that you had to finish it for him.
He's upset his foul legacy has taken such a toll on his body, he can't do anything.
He's upset that his family has to see him in such a state.
He's upset he missed your first encounter with Skirk.
He's upset he didn't even get to talk to you again.
And more than anything, he's upset he can't be there for you.
As he was about to continue wallowing in self-pity and regret, he suddenly finds himself fully geared, standing in front of the Abyss, with no injuries.
"Such bullshit. I loved the story quest, but why was Childe pushed to the side. It's almost like they had no idea what to do with him after they got him to the whale. Oh! It's just one of the creatures he's been wanting to fight for nearly all his life. Do we get to know how he feels about it? Nooo of course not. My man just wanted to go on vacation, and he had to deal with all of this."
Hearing your voice almost washes away all his stress, and hearing you complain about how he was treated washes away all his sorrow. It pleases him to know you hated what happened to him just as much, if not more, than he did. He could tell from your ranting and the fact you've already gotten 36 stars that you were going to fight just to let off steam. That's perfect for him. Killing something is just what he needs to take his mind off of recent events, killing things with and for you makes it even better. He'll be sure to make the best of this before you log off for the day, and he's back to being bedridden.
#sagau#self aware genshin#genshin x reader#childe x reader#iw8wgwbsiwhwbd JUSTICE FOR CHILDE#HIS TREATMENT IN THIS QUEST WAS BULL#WHAT KIND OF A VACATION WAS THIS#and after everything he went through for Tuecer you know he hates that he had to go home like that#I'm not even a Childe simp but omg i just couldn't#I like my plot holes to be filled in please#though if they were actually answered in the quest please let me know#i need answers#Pois.Posts#pois.writes
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the entire fandom rn
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#elliot cuevas#whit young#charles cuevas#dude i almost wrote whit cuevas... not yet#don't take this as me shipping whit and ellie though ellie is (presumably) 11-13 years older than whit#i just think that whit would be attracted to someone who looks like charles. you know#fanganronpa#drdt spoilers#“the entire fandom” includes me btw#it's bc i'm a fucking syobai simp isn't it. i hate it here /j#serious theorizing later for now i had this idea and wanted to run with it#my art#fanart
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love how what made me hate snow in the original thg trilogy was all the atrocities, but what made me hate him in tbosas was the fact that he doesn't get poetry and hates ghost stories, like what a fucking philistine
#obviously the other shitty stuff he does as well#but for some reason his reaction to lucy gray's wordsworth song made me want to grind my teeth into a fine powder#i remember sitting in the breakroom at work and pronouncing him a 'fucking troglodyte' out loud i was so angry😂#see? just because i'm a simp for thomas keir blyth doesn't mean i don't also hate snow's guts at my core#i can be a simp and a hater at the same time#coriolanus snow#president snow#lucy gray baird#tbosas spoilers#snow#snowbaird#coriolanus x lucy gray#lucy gray x coriolanus#coryo snow#ballad of songbirds and snakes#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tbosas#thg#lucy gray#tom blyth
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My two most beloved dumpster fires.
Nova I Don't Like Me Anymore -NOFX
Alt. Song The Quitter - NOFX
Sol Lemon Boy - Cavetown
GITM -> @venomous-qwille
#for am but a humble simp m’lord#woulda just used the song rec thread#but i'm discord shy#i do like you guys tho#gitm au#fnaf daycare attendant#dca fandom#ghost in the machine au#fnaf sun#sol#gitm sol#soleil#nova#gitm nova#fnaf security breach#fnaf sundrop#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#LattoMacchiatoDraws
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me: Free Palestine!!!! Protest, scream, boycott, donate!!! Call your representatives!! Bibi and US government can eat my ass and they need to be held accountable. Just be sure to check your sources, don't post actual nazi rhetoric, and stop using random Jewish people on your timeline as a punching bag
goyim: oh so you want Palestinian children to get murdered
#i/p#jumblr#antisemitism#bruh im just a random jewish person from america idk what you want from me#we are literally all on the same side#i'm not an israel simp just cause im jewish tf
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borrowed the bae's heart glasses 💗💗
#mblue art#self insert#lust!sans#he's looking very smoochable and radiant here i'm goign to smooch him lots#he's effortlessly beautiful i'm so glad hes m- [insert more and more simping and appreciation of the boy]#LM#(drew this when i was slowly getting back into making art stuff; just posting it now)#(oh crud just realized i put the underscore after and not before my xtwt name woops)
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They’re a runner, they’re a trackstar ☆
Masterlist
(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)
Tags: fluff
Summary: you tease wanderer by kissing him and then running away
First time it happens, Wanderer is a ball of confusion despite all of his smarts. What just happened? You run up to him in your usual golden retriever way, just suddenly kiss him in the middle of the street, mind you, and run off?? The worst thing is, you only kissed him once. Once. Where are the rest, messily placed on the rest of his face?? He huffs, he will definitely get his revenge!
By the second time that happens, Wanderer is already prepared. He already knows your tactic but despite all of his prep, you still manage to escape, leaving behind a red faced Wanderer and his many colleagues looking at him teasingly. He tries to search for you among the numerous bookshelves before finally surrendering when the alarm he set rings, calling him to return to his stack of theses waiting to be finished. Wander touches the spot where you kissed him as he sits back down.
Third time’s the charm and he finally manages to chase you down. You approached him as usual, hands behind your back and that smug little grin like your plan already worked. A quick peck before you break into a well anticipated sprint… everything would have worked out had Wanderer not immediately sprints after you. Anemo amps up his speed, leading to your defeat. You try to push him away feebly with your hands while struggling against his hold. He cackles in his typical Wanderer way before diving down for the kisses you owe him after all that teasing. Feather light kisses rain all over your face, tickling you until you respond with your own flurry of kisses.
A/N: Happy white day (this is not a white day post lol) and everyone please say happy birthday to my sister (15/3) if possible!
Taglist: @amyminhminh
#genshin x reader#genshin#genshin impact#fluff#x reader#wanderer#wanderer x reader#gender neutral reader#drabble#scara x reader#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#i swear i'm not a scara simp i just write for my bestie
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