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wild-west-wind · 1 year

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I'm making a pot of beans for a potluck, and I swear to god if these people don't eat the food I made for any reason I will never cook at another potluck again.

#I've had one where my food was taken off the table by someone who made a similar dish and came later #I've been uninvited last minute #I've had a party get cancelled and then un cancelled but no one told me it was back on #I'm a good cook!#and I'm very broke!#I don't want this big fuckin pot of beans #I'm doing this to be a team player #and I will fucking scream if they go untouched

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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arabella-s-arts · 3 months

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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.

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dragondawdles · 1 year

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the beastie <3

#totk spoilers #<- (? yet another schrödinger's spoiler she shows up during the beginning sequence but uhhh just 2 be safe)#totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #(I don't know the TAGS for this fandom grrgrhgrgrhg I'll decide eventually)#hiiiiiii so the uh new zelda game was good. I beat that after 140 hours like a week ago (explode emoji)#and now I'm brainrotting zelda HARD which means I have feelings about like 17 dudes all at once #we'll have to see if that means I'll bombard you with characters!! lately art's been blah but I've got some stuff cooking hopefully #hey I'm happy with this tho!! happy with tha beastie :]#this worm is my best friend

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tapakah0 · 9 months

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#cass fanart tag #I OVE THEM YOUR HONOR #Raph just casually taking all sleepy heads from bad and bringing them to breakfast #Leo CAN cook I'm sure not so good as Mikey but CAN #Donnie can't #*pffft*#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #future raph #future mikey

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suiheisen · 1 month

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

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sutekinii · 6 months

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So I just found out that Trigun Stampede was #2 on Polygon's best anime of 2023 list. Keep going forward, running man.

#Vash the Stampede #Trigun #Trigun Maximum #Trigun Stampede #Trimax #Tristamp #nii art #I think that dub line really encapsulated the feeling of how Vash has existed and kept running as several incarnations now #I'm really glad to hear Tristamp has been doing pretty good overall #Here’s to the future and whatever studio orange have cooked up for the series #because while there’s a general outline there are so many ways they could get to the end now

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nekrosmos · 3 days

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Hello Soap enjoyers, how are we doing today

#john soap mactavish #cod #call of duty #mw3 #modern warfare 3 #soap #what are they cooking I wonder #anyway I'm not too fond of this piece but you know what #I drew something #and it's a good first step lmao #my art

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sketchytea · 3 months

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something warm after a grueling day; it's not easy being a single father in the fifth-century 🤗🔥

thank you so much @arschbiene for commissioning me! this was such a pleasure and honour to make :>

#commission #art #hws #hws germania #hws prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #arschbiene #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #i'm weirdly proud of how his shield came out specifically #wonder if his cooking tastes any good

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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There's nothing he can't do. Yet.

(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #This whole poll and comic is very inspired by a convo I had with qourmet in one of their art streams.#namely that the Art Of Grilling is a powerful skill separate from cooking.#I've also been inspired by said convo to try and learn how to grill. What's the point of having a garden if I can't grill my summer squash?#Anyways. I hope this appeases the crowd that has been in arms about the prev prev poll.#I don't think teenji can cook. I think lan wangji is just very good at dedicating himself to whatever craft he needs to pick up.#give him a day and he will be a grill dad #the most powerful beast of the summer lawn biome.#Until then he will lie awake at night. Haunted by this inadequacy. He's just like me for real (chronic perfectionist).#I think this is the first domestic wangxian post i've made. God I'm so sorry wangxian fans.#wwx could not care *less* abt lwj having flaws. I think thats the beauty of this relationship. they *know* about each other's flaws FIRST.#Love each people *because* of the flaws - not despite them (thats my unsolicited advice for the day).#also if you noticed my medium gray marker slowly giving out...today it finally died on me....

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juneviews · 6 months

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"Don't you ever want to cook for someone you love?"

#cooking crush #cooking crush the series #offgun #tenprem #off jumpol #gun atthaphan #thai drama #my gifs #bypiningbisexuals #GUYS I WANNA CRY IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!#YESSSSSS GIVE ME ALL THE ROMCOM FEELS I'M EATING IT UPPPPPP!!!#they showed so much in the trailer omg

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mayhemspreadingguy · 6 months

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"If you stare into the abyss,

the abyss stares back at you."

#yes it's happening I'm officially falling #magnusbae dutifully keeps feeding me star wars content. entertaining my brainworms. fuelling the obsession.#i passed the point of no return a long time ago and I can't really complain XD #hehe also me sneakily posting this while magnusbae already sleeps (magnusbae if you found this - good morning! <333)#also also I have no idea what was I cooking here but I was cooking alright #that's the Wednesday painting during psychology lessons behaviour - no clue where I'm going with the painting. only vibing #ok so #mayhem art #anakin skywalker #star wars anakin #star wars #sw #anakin art #anakin fanart #anakin skywalker art #anakin skywalker fanart

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izabean0 · 2 months

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I spent like way too fucking long drawing this in ms paint i stg

#undertale yellow #ut yellow #uty #undertale yellow starlo #ut yellow starlo #uty starlo #starlo #undertale #undertale au #SORRY FOR NOT POSTING AT ALL BTW SINCE MY LAST... UTY THING...#i'm cooking i swear #I HAD A SMALL CASE OF ARTBLOCK AND COULDNT DRAW ANYTHING GOOD FOR A BIT SO #iza posting #iza draws

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bakudekublogblog · 19 days

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talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

#bkdk #bakudeku #it took all of my willpower not to be like my brother in christ i'm a fujo i'm gonna like anything that bkdk appears in #i'm not here for the powerscaling or the pacing or if they should be third years #i tried to say it like “oh lol i know everything that's gonna happen hhaha i am one of the crazies who stays up for leaks”#but i wanted to be like listen man i'm really only here for the homoeroticism idc about whatever it is youre talking about #not that i dont love mha as a whole i think it's got such a fun sandbox world and cast #it just feels like someone being like omg tell me if that new restaurant is good #and i'm like what the fuck i'm in the kitchen doing cocaine with the cooks #i was a waitress i'm allowed to say this #like we are not consuming the same thing #i'm in the goddamn trenches my emotional state depends on how homoerotic mha is gonna be #i'm in the deep underbelly of bkdk hands and soulmates and yearning i dont even know what you're talking about #i like mha an annoying amount #i wanted to be like remember when i came into work skipping and singing that was because we got bkdk sunset/ptsd scene #i'm a little freak goblin dont ask me if it's good i dont care that it's good I CARE THAT ITS MINE but also fuck you its good #it's the best fuck off if you dont like it you arent worthy of it #hori this is why you should give in and make bkdk canon the fujos are the ones who really love you

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general-cyno · 7 months

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I haven't stopped thinking about zolu after wano bc isn't it crazy that zoro, as enma's new wielder, has declared he might as well become the king of hell and it turns out he's a descendant of the shimotsuki/frost moon family line, making him a descendant of shimotsuki ryuma the god of the blade whom he resembles physically, whose sword zoro earned after defeating his zombie in thriller bark and who's considered a hero of wano that's only rivaled now by joy boy - luffy's sun god nika the warrior of liberation and joy. that both zoro's presence and luffy's df awakening as nika/joy boy in wano were considered the "work of fate". how zoro was luffy's first crewmate, one he actively sought after learning just his name and fearsome reputation. the whole pirate king and greatest swordsman business. their parallels to roger and ray. how they both have the will of kings/conquerors. I feel insane

#zolu #tp #I am extremely fascinated by this turn of events ngl I'm not sure if something's being cooked here #(in the manga I mean) but the food sure smells good #like what the hell is this #also I just caught up with the manga to the most recent chapter so thinking abt these two is the balm I need rn #after all those ahem. very recent dark turns. I love OP so much it's so good #I also think it's funny that zoro's birth month lowkey spoiled his family origins lmao #considering what shimotsuki most commonly means apparently #and I mentioned it in the long wano post I made but #the mix of fate and choice wrt zolu is just. really good

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kaelidascope · 27 days

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I heard @ghoulsamgrusam 's call to arms and I'm here to deliver. So anyway is this anything chat LMAO cus if there's an audience for this I will 100% write this

Rated E for monster fucker (as usual), violence, on-par with Beestfic stuff. Apocalyptic virus/monster/survival AU

#InfectedBeesAU #rwby #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #Coining the tag in advance #I think I love this Yang AU design #she's a rival for MM Yang I know it #Exhausted ex-military Yang....#Save me #Trust me it's not like normal werewolves you know how I work #I'm clever about it #I've got such a fucking good idea but I'm gonna sit on it and let it cook #can't give away all my secrets

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