Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.
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Surely this dragon fireplace is custom work and as such, not inexpensive. But, dang, is it handsome or what, especially with the starry sky ceiling?! By unknown, found via Into the Forest Dark on Twitter.
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You. Yes you. I’m not going to fuck you. I’m not going to touch your pussy. Not even the rest if your body will get used or pleasured by me. No. You have a different purpose. You’ll be my seat. You’ll be my ball sniffing slut. I’ll sit on your face. My strong thighs locking your head in place. And I’ll sit down on you. Others might think you are a cute and pretty one irl, but here you are being nothing more than my chair. Being nothing more than the rest for my balls. Being nothing more than a literal object. Furniture. So? I’m going to sit on your face! You are going to sniff and kiss my balls. Occasionally even kiss my ass. You are going to be smelling my balls and crotch as you get crushed by my lowerbody weight. This while I casually watch Netflix, or maybe start gaming or even calling with friends. Imagine being a seat for me. My ball sniffing seat. While I game with others.
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Hi.
Your least favourite emo will have some new songs out very soon. Until then, here's a terrible photo of yours truly.
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Headcanon Peach is actually all nerdy when not in princess duty
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