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#I’m shitting bricks???
dcangel · 1 month
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ermmm WHAT‼️
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theangrycomet · 8 months
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If I had a nickel for everytime Kevin Michael Richardson and Rob Paulson worked together voicing a duo of unlikely allies in an early 2000’s tv show, with Richardson’s character getting regularly beat up and his stuff ruined and Paulson’s character’s having an R name, a far more famous blue relative, and a penchant for annoying Richardson’s character by making sandwiches, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot of nickels but it’s strange that it happened TWICE.
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acrobattack · 2 months
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this would fix them trust me
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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I'm new to the dp x dc fandom and ur account has been a very satisfying brain exercise for me. Pls listen to my business proposal:  Danny and Damian twins but not really au!
Jason was cleaning a trafficker hideout, he was releasing the victims when one of them mentioned that there was a kid who was recently napped and locked in another room bc he's too feral. After "asking" some of the goons, he went looking. The kid was as feral as they mentioned in appearance, but what they didn't mention, was the freaking muzzle on his face.
He dearly wished he didn't let these bastards off dying so fast.
The kid was oddly calm, except for the unnerving stare with those toxic green eyes (where has he seen those eyes? meta?), for someone that looks like they have been through hell and back, their ragged shirt covered various injuries but mostly healed as far as he could tell. The more he observed the kid the more déjà vu he felt. Throwing away the horrible device on the poor kid's face the moment the buckle came loose, Jason looked at the teen before him.
"Demon brat???"
Meanwhile, Danny who got jumped by the GIW escaped to GZ, then went for the nearest exit he saw (not even checking if it's the right dimension) only to immediately turned human due to adrenaline crash and get snatched not even minutes after hiding in a random alley because it's Gotham and Fenton's luck. It's been a few days, stuck in human form Danny's brain kicked into survival mood: ghost edition until this giant guy in leather and a red helmet came in smelling like a full course meal.
Who the hell is Damian?
Ok I feel bad for not adding to this but I feel like I won’t be able to do this prompt justice. Anyone who wants to, please feel free to add on!
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xluciferseyeshadowx · 2 months
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Here, feast.
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boasamishipper · 1 year
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You know, I have to appreciate the fact Zava appears to be a dramatic wife guy. Yeah, he’s probably going to not fit mesh well with the others, but I support him and his desire to move because his wife watched a TV show. (I assume I heard that part correctly.)
zava’s wife: oh i love the office!! it’s such a funny show!! 😊😊😊
zava, dead serious: do you want to move to england right now. i will take you to england. i will play in the premier league so you can live in the country that created the office. don’t even get up i’ll do all the packing you just sit here and watch the office, on god my love i am getting you to england
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kyriey · 8 months
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and today i’ll write an essay on how this scene affected me
WAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHDVDBFJGNMGGLKEWLLEKEMFMDKELELGOVUJFNFNRJENEJEJEEJENNEBEBRIEOWLEKEDBRNEB STOP STOP STOP STOP DTOO WATOP I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREWEVEEH
thank you
(orlams tears are normal bc i am a fool and forgot about the molasses that was flowing through his veins)
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saucebossing · 1 year
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rwby v9c6
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marvelomadness06 · 1 year
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I’m on a No-Fic ban till after my GCSEs and it’s making me want to drown myself in a lake.
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goldkirk · 22 hours
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puthyflapps · 5 months
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Swifties prove everyday that they’re the dumbest people on the internet and that’s really saying something cuz I’ve dealt directly with blarkes
#1) swifites always being racist toward Beyoncé#2) swifities doxxing a Palestinian girl and sending her info to the IDF cuz she said that there were better options for Time’s PotY#3) swifites beefing with North West – a literal child – cuz they thot she “shaded” Taylor#4) swifites commenting snake emojis on Kim K’s insta posts thinking they’re doing something other than driving up her engagement and lining#her pockets#t swift#also these are all just annoying things I’ve seen happen TODAY#I cannot wait until we are released from whatever govt psyop we’ve been under for the past few years cuz I’m over this endless string of#swift propaganda 🔫🔫🔫 it’s literally insane and no matter how many times I block people or hit not interested in posts I am still forced to#see shit about her like it is never ending and it’s so fucking exhausting like the way white women in particular make being a swifite their#whole personality is so embarrassing!!! THIS EOMAN CANNOT SING YALL!! AND IM TIRED OF BEING NICE AND SAYING SHE HAS DEVENT SONG WRITING#SKILLS CUZ SHE DOESNT!! EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST!!! SHE CANNOY SING AND HER LYRICS ARE THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF WATTPAD FF!#I am so tired of this bullshit and I used to be able to find reprieve in football but no more!! cuz her and her annoying cult have#infiltrated that too like this shit is annoying and I feel like I’m going crazy cuz she’s everywhere and not in an organic way. In a very#strategic marketing capitalistic way and I love The Wilds but I hate how the fandom has like woven TS into everything there too like#I think I’m gonna commit a crime. I think imma toss someone through a brick wall cuz I’m losing it
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xxang3l-trapxx · 8 months
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Fuck, I forgot!
lmao enjoy this fanfic I wrote with a cold and a lot of homework I had to do. Happy birthday to Alex!!!
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ding!
The grandfather clock in the living room struck to signal that it was one o’clock.
Alex lay on his spot on the couch, covered in blankets and an all sorts of research spread across the table. For the last three weeks, there had been a Death cycle sweeping through their little area in Harlem, targeting a group of factory workers. And for the last three weeks, he and his fellow clairvoyants had hit dead end after dead end, even with the outside help of Clear.
“Fuck,” Alex groaned, running a hand through his short blonde hair. Well, not so short anymore. He had to cut it soon.
Wendy strolled by, a package tucked under her arm. “What’s up with you?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. Alex shot her a look.
“You know what’s up, Wen. I’m still no closer to figuring out how to prevent these deaths,” he explained. Wendy’s expression changed to one of sympathy.
“You’ve got to relax. I mean, it’s our one off day, I’m sure it’ll be fine if you chill for today,” she said, walking to her and Kim’s room.
“Fuck…she isn’t wrong,” Alex said to himself. He yawned, shut his laptop, gathered all his papers into one stack, and laid down on the couch, letting sleep take over.
He didn’t know what time it was when he woke up, only the fact that Sam was standing over him, an excited expression on his face.
“Well, look who decided to wake up! You good?” He asked.
Alex rubbed at his eyes. “What’s going on? Why do you look so happy?”
Sam rolled his eyes and helped Alex up. “Whatever, as long as you’re up. I made dinner, come on,” he said, dragging Alex to the kitchen. Their fellow visionaries and respective sidekicks were either seated at the table or leaning up against the sinks, plates in hand. Kim looked at the two boys and smiled.
“He wakes, everyone! We thought you forgot,” she giggled, shoving something on a stick in her mouth.
Alex looked at her in confusion. “What? What is everyone talking about?” He asked. Everyone was acting super fucking strange.
Lori blinked at him, wrapping a strand of ginger hair around her left index. “Are you joking? Please tell me you are,” she said.
Alex crossed his arms. “What the fuck are you all talking about?”
Sam laughed, and Alex jumped at the man making himself known. “Alex. What fucking day is it?” He asked, hands on his hips.
“Uh…September 25th? I don’t follow,” Alex replied, still confused.
“Are you not forgetting anything?” Sam asked.
Alex tried his best to think long and hard, and…
Oh!
“Fuck, I forgot it’s my birthday,” he said, a little embarrassed to have forgotten his birthday. He knew that Nick was born May 22nd, Kim was born June 9, Wendy was born July 26 and Sam was born August 12; having done something for all of them, but somehow had forgotten his own birthday.
Nick snickered. “You forgot your own birthday?” He asked, to which Clear kicked him under the table. She faced her respective clairvoyant and research partner and smiled.
“I get it. I forget things all the time, too. Enough dwelling over what you forgot, and let’s celebrate,” she announced.
Molly walked over to him, a flat object wrapped in white paper. Everyone’s signatures; from Wendy’s neat cursive to Burke’s doctor like handwriting decorated it. Alex took the object and unwrapped it in a way that wouldn’t destroy the signature. As he did so, Kevin spoke up.
“We know it’s not money or anything…but we hope you like it,” he said, and went back to his staring contest with Wendy.
Alex finished unwrapping the gift, and he gasped in shock. Then tears of happiness sprung to his eyes.
There was a framed photo of all the visionaries, Wendy clearly being the one who was taking the photo as she held the camera above her head. It was from the time Nick had joined, completing the visionary team. He flipped the frame over, and there was a photo of the visionaries and their respective sidekicks. Underneath it was the words:
“To flipping Death off til the world ends!”
“I don’t know what to say…but thank you! Thank you all,” Alex said, wiping away his tears. Everyone replied with various “your welcomes” and laughter. After the laughter died down, Wendy spoke up.
“Well enough with the sappy stuff, let’s eat!”
@brains4ne @cinemagh0ul @kymyit @seikointelli @ilovewendychristensen @whatsaudreythinkingabout @ianmckinleyy @xxbatmanb3y0ndxx @finalfilms @aerodynamicc @th3willingvictim0f4c5nnib4l @fredrickthecocofox
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beastoftheblackhole · 2 months
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radicalized by having food allergies that aren’t one of the big seven
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xluciferseyeshadowx · 2 months
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does anybody know if being sane is an actual thing? Like, is it possible to be mentally healthy in this society?
Either you’re mentally ill, psychotic, kinky to the point of danger, or all three.
Nobody is safe. 😃
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So I got cornered and I finally confessed (mostly) everything to my mom. I would have even if I hadn’t been cornered. She took it astonishingly well, and as reasonably as a JW can. Now onto the father… I cannot say the same will be true for him; but we’ll see.
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fluorescentbrains · 2 months
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just ordered a new (pre-owned) phone, after almost 6 years with my (pre-owned) iphone 7. excited for apps to work again
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