Dr Hannibal Cannibal and his husband Mr Will Kill and their lovely daughter Miss Abigail Blackmail
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i remember seeing a post a long time ago about how an angels wings are soaked in blood. and how rust spends half his life seeing the pits of humanity and grasping at straws to make sense of it (his nihilism). the scene they’re at the moving church and marty comments that he sounds panicked. he has to explain it, he has to justify it, it’s his only option. an angel has its duties. but he can’t save everyone, and blood is heavy.
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when boothill comes out my silence will be broken…but for now I shall stay in the shadows waiting
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When you can’t tell if the extreme hatred for physical touch comes from the autism or the adults in my life not understanding what boundaries are ✨✨
I had to stare at this for a while before posting it please tell me if this isn’t funny 😀
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The forbidden fruit was an onion and the sin it granted was Ibs
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Guys do I make eye bags sexy?
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
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Yang and Ruby’s definition of love was based on each other as that’s the love they got
What do you think it did to them
What would it do if your definition of love had no choice but to hurt you what would you do if you had no choice but to hurt them back
Yang could be the best older sister in the world that won’t give her a bigger age gap it won’t give her a parenting guide book it won’t make her tall enough to reach a medicine cabinet at 5 years old it won’t bring her mom back to life or give her a healthy framework to base how she treats Ruby she can only guess and even with all the best guesses it would still mess Ruby up
Ruby could be the most well behaved kid in the world that won’t make her any less of a toddler it won’t make her less hungry it won’t make her less confused it won’t make her ok after her mom died it won’t make her any less upset when her needs can’t possibly be met it won’t save Yang it won’t bring their childhoods back
They love each other so so so much they kept each other alive in a broken situation after the tragedies that befell their family but their was no other options it had to hurt
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I can’t find that Batman funeral post but consider:
Superman’s death shuts down Metropolis/the world for several days in mourning. People use it as a moment to reflect on their own potential to do good/yada yada yada…
Meanwhile, in Gotham, they hear about Batman’s death and some random guy chucks like, a half-full Bud Light into the polluted, glowing river with a muttered, but still somehow genuinely distraught, “fucking furry” under his breath.
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Star Trek has permanently altered how I view people touching hands in media because of yk. The Vulcan ‘hand touch = kiss’ thing. Which can be incredibly annoying especially when I see fanart where two characters are touching hands in any way and I immediately think “ohohohoho so scandalous” when no. it really isn’t.
But it also makes me seem like an incredibly,,, horny? person from like the 1600s when touching hands before marriage was an ‘immediately going to hell’ kind of sin. Anyway all that’s to say is I am SLUT SHAMING every single person who has EVER held hands in a romantic sense before MARRIAGE do you even KNOW what that MEANS /j
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What if these are the same scene and Miles has to pick between Gwen and Jeff
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