JWJDJQJJDJAJAJS AINT NO WAYYYY

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

one of my players @s8n66 keeps all her notes for the campaign in a notebook full of pictures of ryan gosling she found at a thrift store

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

i am going to die of every cause in 15 seconds

Happy anniversary to Luz Noceda, the biracial gnc girl, saving a he/they godlike being, dying, officially meeting the asexual bigender godlike being, was told by the same asexual bigender godlike being that she was loved for being herself, coming back to life with godlike powers, fight against the white Puritan colonizer, and won the day before Easter.

And she did all of this while bisexual.

hey sorry i wanted to ask a question that would reach sapphics and figured this was a good way to do it if a non-man is aroace but qpps with non-men, would they be considered sapphic?

it really just depends on what the person considers themself!!

also this is not a personal attack on you but i’ve never been a fan of the man/non-man dichotomy. there are sapphics who are both women and men (bigender) there are trans male sapphics who still feel a connection to the label, there are butches who identify partially or fully as men and still lesbian, the whole thing is just a really flawed way of defining queerness. sorry

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

god i hate getting dick

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

a pit bull is like a cinder block that loves you

Strange cat with memory loss is my favorite gender