Ngl I’m v disappointed with the ea-Nasir tumblr bracelet I got today. why? Well for starters I thought it would be somewhat adjustable, like maybe the metal would bend a bit so ya know it could stay on your wrist… nope one size fits all unfortunately. Oh well these things happen when you have small wrists it’s fine. What really is bugging me is that the actual cuneiform is printed onto the metal instead of engraved, which would normally be fine but I’ve only had it for a few hours and it already looks like the ink is trying to wipe off and is faded af. 3/10 would not recommend for anything other than sitting on a knick knack shelf
TLDR: don’t buy the ea-nasir tumblr shop bracelets they’re cheap af
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al-haitham’s the kind of guy who tilts his head slightly for a kiss before you even lean in to give him one. he just knows it’s coming. expects it. trusts it’ll happen.
he’s yawning when he sits at the table for breakfast, hair slightly disheveled from sleep. he sits down and when you place the mug of coffee in front of him, his head angles a little for that kiss you place on his cheek.
he’s drowned in endless paperwork at the akademiya when you stop by to visit, chuckling when he gives you that look of despair at the all the work he has to do. you don’t even manage to walk up to him fully before he’s leaning in and waiting for the kiss to the top of his head.
he’s shirtless in the bathroom, brushing his teeth at night when you walk in to brush yours too, bumping hips with his as you giggle. you don’t even have to turn before he’s tilting his head so he’s exposed and ready for that gentle peck you leave at his jaw.
“have you ever noticed how demanding you are for these,” you chuckle one day, pressing a kiss to his cheek to prove your point.
he grunts, leaning in and burying his head into your neck as you greet him at the door after a long day. “what makes you say that,” he mumbles.
“you’re ready for one before i’ve even come close,” you grin, “what if one day i don’t kiss you?”
“you’d stop kissing me?” he asks, squeezing your hips as he nuzzles into your neck. something tells you he already knows your answer.
and he’s warm. he’s close. he’s here and he’s everything all at once. he’s all you need and everything you’ve ever wanted. he’s the messy hair of your mornings and the pouty lips of your afternoons and that shirtless back of every night. he meets you halfway—maybe even takes the first step so you don’t have to.
he leans in for that kiss before you do. because he needs you, wants you, loves you—and he never lets you forget it. so you turn your head, press your lips against the side of his head and run your fingers through his hair as he sighs in content.
“no,” you hum, falling in love all over again, “no i’d never stop kissing you.”
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A day at the beach 🏝️☀️ working hard on this tan.
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Ugh I should be bent over, counting out every single spank followed with a thank u after 🥺🥺🥺 a damn shame I know
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I’m bored and sad so shitpost it is
A loud thump is heard when you see that your roommate has broken his phone, you can see from his immediate sobs that it’s bad, it must be worse than the large cracks he already obtained on the back of his phone.
He starts letting out panicked whimpers while trying to see whether his phone still worked despite the large cracks. How is he supposed to take pictures of you if his phone is broken!!!
He had just blown through all his money and savings like an idiot so now what was he supposed to do?? What if you looked incredibly cute one day and he couldn’t take a clear picture of you? He’d kill himself if he missed out on a chance like that.
And he hasn’t even saved all the photos he has on his phone, what if his phone is completely destroyed and he can’t transfer the same photos onto another device!
Fuck, he wishes he printed out every image and stored it in a box or chest. Now, he’s fumbling to delude himself that his phone definitely still works and that the large shatter like permanent marking is going away.
You attempt to comfort him, which is how you end up in his arms as he hugs you like a stuffed animal, trying to cope that he has to take mental pictures of you instead of having some digital ones that he could continue to look back on.
That’s likely why he keeps you in his arms for the rest of the night, so he gets to see all the cute faces that he’d usually capture with his camera. You won’t be out of his sights until he gets a new phone.
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Q: where do you think these stories [rumours about Ferrari] have come from?
A: back to this b*tch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press, Miley, what's good?
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Shadow is perfect in Sonic Prime. He is written perfectly, he is voiced perfectly, everything about him is 😘🤌❤️
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I walk out with a microphone and speak “Stripping away a female character’s traits and personality for a male character is wrong and is not a cool thing to do,” everyone cheers.
“Especially if the male character treated the female character like shit and wished death on her multiple times,” everyone cheers again.
“If the only way you can make your ship work is by completely desecrating one or both of the character’s personalities, maybe it’s not that good of a ship” everyone cheers and claps.
I say “Dramione” and get booed and thrown rotten tomatoes at.
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Ghost accidentally elbowing you in the face during sexy time
The mood obviously broken, but goddamn the profuse apologies and general tenderness that ensue might just be worth it
When he gingerly presses the ice pack to your nose, double, triple, quadruple checking you’re okay 🥺
That’s it, send tweet.
Definitely Not based on real life experiences tonight
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