me hitting him up w a “heyy you up? 🙈” just so he can help me w physics hw at 2:15 am

Don’t tell me the odds because I will not understand them

Have you ever wonder

how many donuts can be stacked around Futturman’s cock?

Well, I have the answer for you! (keep in mind i am super bad at math)

Futturman is around 10inches to 10.5 inches (soft).

For this experiment let’s say it’s 10 inches, while a glazed donut from Krispy kreme is usually 1 1/4 inches, bringing out a total of…

8 donuts!

but you’re probably wondering, “what about when it’s hard?”

A post of medicalxpress.com states that when hard, the cock usually grows about 3 inches. Making it 13 inches for futturman.

Once we divide 13 inches by 1 1/4 it brings our total to 10.4 making it…

10 donuts in total!

Reblog and put in the tags what your current career/degree is* vs the career/degree that, in retrospect, you should have gone into, knowing what you now know about yourself.

(This is NOT your dream job (who dreams of labor lol), but rather the career that your 18yo self didn’t know to explore/wasn’t encouraged to choose)

* please be as vague as needed so as not to doxx yourself 🙏 internet safety first always

do we as a society think tom riddle could do math. yes or no

… what

… WHAT

World War I?!?! NANCY HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!!?

No story relevant spoilers but Diggers my beloved why are you just Manus Believer II???? You don’t even get a proper appearance other than a vauge silhouette of your head?????? Life is unfair

I have to go to school on Wednesday, devastating.

I finally remade the camera in Diabolical Box but now trying to do these spot the differences has got me feeling like

Bad at math because I can never remember how to math.

the way tumblr talks about medicine makes me wonder how many of us here actually have critical thinking skills

i love my econ group bc they’ll write the most complex thorough sentence about econometric analysis and data coding and then they’ll slide it over to me and i have to be like ‘nice! you have zero grasp of basic grammar though!’

“if you are trying to be a phd candidate in a social science field why the fuck are you studying math for fun” because i’m quirky and hot. next question.

Love how the same people yelling at me for ‘victim blaming’ Snape almost getting himself eaten by a werewolf are the same people actually victim blaming the ACTUAL victim of that situation: Remus.

“Snape is only stalking him because he’s getting revenge against his bullies” 1-The only marauders we see torment Snape are James and Sirius, not Remus so why exactly are y’all trying to use that to excuse Remus getting stalked? Like Fr, the closest we’ve seen him be ‘mean’ to Snape is when he says “Keep your big ass nose out of my business” after he knew that he was getting stalked and honestly, I’ll be damned to hold that against him because I would hope that everyone would have the bravery to tell their stalker to fuck off.

2-There is no canonical evidence that the Marauders did anything to him to lead him to stalking Remus. I cannot stress this enough, apart from the train where all 3 of the boys were at fault, every time we hear of James and Sirius starting shit we’re not giving a timeline. Which ties into point 3.

3- He says it himself for why he’s stalking him. “I don’t want people to think they’re as wonderful as they seem”. In that same sentence he brings up James unprovoked and tries to explain all of the bad things he does, proving that he has no problem bringing up all the ways people suck. So if the Marauders did do anything to him to warrant Remus getting stalked he would have mentioned it or at least looked at Lily like she’s an idiot because she would have known. From the train and SWM we know that James isn’t exactly subtle and had no problem harassing Snape in front of Lily . Yet I’m supposed to believe that he’s doing what he’s doing out of revenge when he never even alludes to that?

“Why wasn’t he tied up? Snape could have gotten hurt so they should have tied him up” First of all, Snape, the Marauders and anyone else that’s not named Remus Lupin has no business being anywhere near that tree so if they get hurt that is their own fault. You don’t have the right to trespass against an area that you know is dangerous and off limits then cry when you almost get hurt. Second, excuse the shit out of me? You want a child who’s already suffering a horrifically painful transformation to be chained up or tied up? You want him tied up so when he becomes a larger animal he’s under more pain because of the tightened chains or ropes?

Absolutely wild to me how people seem to lose focus on the fact that Remus was the victim and Snape was the aggressor who almost became a “victim” through his own malice and stupidity.

can’t believe they didn’t have Yoshiki connect his experience with being possessed to that one guy who broke into the school grounds and killed himself.