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phantompsalms · 1 year

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Hidden Away

“My dear sweet nephew, You foolish boy, You disgrace. Do not disappoint me again or I will make you regret it. I do not need to remind you of the consequences.” Such things could never be spoken in public but behind closed doors well that was an entirely different story. The need to keep up a perfect image for the public. To be the perfect poster family, the charming Gleefuls. They’ll work their way right into your heart with their sweet charm. How sickening. I never liked the public. I prefer to hide away from those monsters within my study. For they too would likely see me as a monster. Humanity is the real monster. Not I, The one they see as a freak. One to lock away within a tall tower deep in the woods. Foolish In the end they all disappoint me. It’s just another broken record on the gramophone at the end of the day.

#Stanford Gleeful #stanford gleeful kin #Fictionkin #Reverse Falls #reverse falls kin #I will boil your eyes #Scattered thoughts #Kin Memory #Levity Heights Kin

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sergle · 4 months

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FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED

are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????

#are you telling me I can search for crochet patterns and be fed videos of pimple popping and news about anorexic influencers?#THESE ARE NOT ADS!!!! they're just IN THERE. I have ublock I've got all that stuff. these are just completely irrelevant videos #in the search results after I typed like. granny square patterns. or something really basic like that #NASTY shit #and I know it's not the algorithm clocking me bc I can tell when they do that. but I hate hate hate pimple popping videos #so that's not gonna be it.#when mr. algorithm gets me I can smell it. because guess what. nail polish. it's always nail polish.#and I don't watch upsetting shit abt the starvation girl or anything either. and I don't follow drama clickbait channels #WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I.#why did they make me look at this!!!!#sergle.txt #you're not allowed to yell at me btw I gave you a warning. which was more than I got. we're in this together now.#i'm not sure what to tag this as bc if i tag it as body horror then ppl will bark at me bc zits are natural. is it natural to get #a camera this close to big irritated holes and boils on your face. lesions. cysts. is that natural. are we friends #do i need to be close enough to smell you. put my eyes directly into the holes in your face

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tatzlewurm · 10 months

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Pigswick WLW and MLM solidarity! 🏳️‍🌈🤝🏳️‍🌈 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Here’s Belladona Crisp and Chester Droors as requested by @feste-the-mad :D !!

#wizard101 #belladonna crisp #chester droors #some hcs: Chester Droors is dating Cyrus Drake and Belladonna is painfully aware of it bc she and Chester are besties #Belladonna gives Chester relationship advice but it all boils down to ‘All men suck watch yourself’#She gives Cyrus the most bombastic side eye when she sees him a Chester #straight up ‘if you hurt my bestie I will make your life a living nightmare’ kinda look

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is-the-owl-video-cute · 1 year

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Prescription diets shouldn’t be part of the general conversation. But also some people are like, really good at generalizing it as “all food by x company bad” instead of just “x company doesn’t make great general food but they do have prescriptions vets trust to work”.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for vetblr to experience people stopping prescription diets just because someone said the brand in general is bad and to get some boutique brand instead

You know what? Since I’ve had people try to feed a wounded peregrine bird seed because “the bag had a picture of a bird on it” I see your point. I forgot that common sense isn’t always very common.

#This reminds me of that one post I don’t recall it verbatim #but it said something like you can rinse your eyes with boiled water and had to specify that the water must be cooled

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bibannana · 2 years

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Rex *exasperated, having told off Hardcase for the 264th time: You know that voice in you're head telling you not to do something? Think of it as me

Hardcase *very concerned*: Sir? You're in my head?? How?

Rex *doesn't want to explain what a conscious is*: Yes (does not elaborate)

Waxer *overhearing, also now very concerned*: I think Commander Cody is in my head. He keeps calling me a di'kut.

Boil *sighing tiredly, but wanting to mess with his vod*: No it's me. I never thought you would figure it out though.

A rumour begins to spread that your commanding officer can speak to you telepathically

It spread to many different battalions

It freaked a lot of shinies out

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homeless202 · 1 year

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i just know this hurt Eunyung more than we're led to believe. he was absolutely convinced he was right seeing how quickly he agreed to the bet. him being wrong about a person's true intentions/ulterior motives must've stung bc 1) he's typically good at reading people so this is him basically failing at one of the 'few good skills' he has and 2) bc Haejoon's uncle being a decent upstanding person proves that good people do exist, Eunyung just never had the privilege of meeting them.

#idk if this is a good observation but #i feel like ey is generally good at reading people but not necessarily always understanding them #and him being good with people is a skill he takes pride in #so i'd imagine that failing at it would hurt his ego #but idk how true that is bc he generally rather sees the worst in people #which would translate to an 'accurate people reading' only if it's the people ey has been dealing with his whole life up to this point #therefore. to him. seeing the bad in people is a skill #but when you go out into the world and meet new people (the good and fair kind)#seeing the worst is not a skill anymore. it's sth which would typically hold you back #-> this boils down to:#when you grow up surrounded by bad influences. your sense of reality is warped #and it's like a culture shock to find out not everyone is like that. not everyone grew up like you did. not everyone is as bad as you think #idk maybe i'm reading too much into it #in any case. i LOVE HIM #<3 #no home #no home manhwa #집이 없어 #webtoon #eunyung baek #meta

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rhymaes · 12 days

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i know the 'i liked [insert popular artist/work] before it was popular' person is unbearable but also. i am that person and i do hate when something i love becomes popular like the straight people i went to school with & the cruelest people I've ever known do NOT get to like ethel cain & chappell roan like i like them they are both too brilliant

#like sorry but the commodification of queer identity that happens when a queer artist lands in the public eye #or i shoudl say the way their identity is boiled down & their art & actions to it as well like uh KILL YRSELF!!! YOUDONT GET THEM #YOU JUST DONT!! like give them your money their art deserves it & yet. & yet. hatred #chappell use of drag & camp & PERORMANCE LIKE SORRY I UMMM DO NOT LIKE HOW TEH STRAIGHT GIRLIES #& TIKTOK GAYS ARE ENJOYING IT!! like. idk. i know im critical as hell and a huge hater #but it feels like these fans are towing the line of 'enjoyment of an original performance' with 'spectacle because the artist #is doing something culterally BAD so its interesting' as if that isnt. the whole point. the question why u think it's rebellious #or bad .....but whatever ill get more sleep and still b a hater but maybe at least ill b quiet abt it

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chryzure · 1 month

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azure seems so implacable and cold and stoic, but he’s not. oh my god, he’s sooo not.. he’s such a nerd and he’s funny and sweet and cute and he’s kinda bad at communicating and he’s lonely and he’s head over heels in love with chrysi to the point where he doesn’t even like defining it as love when it feels like More and and and. and.

#memorie.txt #s.chryzure #thinking abt things ppl have said to me regarding azure and im like noooo #he likes tricking people! he likes teasing people! he’s amazing with kids! he’s got a great sense of humor!!#he’s not your grumpy rain cloud character HE IS JST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS W A RESTING EXPRESSION OF APATHY #it’s not his fault he has long eyelashes and doesn’t open his eyes all the way!! he’s jst TIRED and his eyes are jst SHAPED THAT WAY #i fear publishing chryzure novels because the azure character assassination will be WORSE #im already fighting ppl’s misinterpretations of him and he’s not widely known #i jst cry because hes actually so gentle and sweet and bitchy and mischievous and funny…#it all boils down to him being deadpan i think…. sigh.#HES SCARED OF HEIGHTS AND HES 6’4 I MEAN…!!

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helladventurers · 10 months

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(long negative rant, be aware)

I think i'm starting to pinpoint one of the biggest reasons I can't really connect with the plot of botw and totk anymore 😫 and it's because I'm really tired of the "peaceful world whose entire source of conflict can all be pinned into a single, cartooningly evil individual/organization" trope

I'm rewatching some fire emblem playthroughs, another series who relies on that plot narrative too much, and it's exhausting to me 🫠 I thought that totk was a step down from botw plot wise, but it's really Nintendo's incapability and refusal to evolve and to make stories more complex than bog standard "evil always falls and light destroys darkness" kinda stories

#having watched a playthrough of revelations was eye opening lol #because that's an entire game/route who undoes all depth the story might have had just to introduce a big bad it can pins the blame upon #and that was the first moment i went 'ah this is a pet peeve of mine isn't it'#and like #fuck i don't care if you keep doing this to series like pokemon or mario #but you can't make a story on the scale of stuff like fire emblem or zelda where that's all it boils down to and expect me to stay invested #it doesn't help that them wanting to simplify everything also killed paper mario #which was one of my favorite series of all times #but at this point I can't even say it anymore because the amount of games i hate of the series outweight the amount of ones i love #and i that combined with everything nintendo has been doing #i'm just kinda done with them and their games #and hell i quoted pokemon a few tags ago but sumo and black & white had great stories #and again in sumo's case they just undid all the depth the story had in a later game #and they don't even pretend pokemon now is anything but a money printing machine for them #...also i fully realize that this might attract negativity considering i'm naming several series with giant rabbid fandoms #and if you're one of the people who might be angered at this #just don't waste your time and do something better than engaging with this post #bothering to engage with this post in a rude way will earn you nothing but a block #also i'm not saying fates had much depth to begin with just that they went and destroyed whatever depth there might've been there

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doobydoobydoowau · 10 months

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have I read pride and prejudice? yeah of course, it's one of my favourite books! i could talk forever about how much thought austen put into each character and their motivations.

oh you want to know about wickham? the guy who wanted to fuck darcys dad?

#pride and prejudice #im really sorry ik #pretty sure he was supposed to be wickhams father figure #but like when wickham was talking about him to lizzy all i could think about was how obsessed he was #i figured the tension between him and darcy kind of boiled down to that awkward moment when your friend keeps flashing bedroom eyes at pops #and darcys letter somehow made it worse??#all that talk of inheritance and all i could hear was sugardaddysugardaddysugardaddy #george wickham #jane austen #lizzy bennet #mr darcy

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euesworld · 1 year

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"My heart heats up when you look at me, I'm almost to the boiling point of sheer ecstasy.."

My heart thunders, it quakes.. heaven quivers and the earth shakes - eUë

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dragoncarrion · 2 months

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if Instagram keeps showing me this shit I'll be the first person to start a wave of hate crimes against outdoor cat owners I swear to fucking god

#shortext #Genuinely makes my fucking blood boil like nothing else #'when your cat brings you a bird so you just stand there and scream like a bitch 🤣' I will gouge your eyes out #'its the natural process' look up domestication and then choke on my dick

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drumlincountry · 1 year

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How do u break the news to someone that they don't like you any more.

#Had a convo with an old friend who wanted to discuss some Issues they had in our friendship recently #And the issues are. My personality traits???#My preferences when it comes to socialising? My communication norms???#They are. Consistent things about my character since I developed a character circa 15 years ago #So like once I finished crying my eyes out about the whole shambles.#I realised I am faced with the surreal task of. ........telling someone they just don't like me?#Thank u for approaching me with issues in our friendship instead of letting them fester.#But the reason you can't think of a solution is cause the problem is You Don't Like Me.#We can't honest communication our way outta this one boys !#I totally understand your position here!#But uhm. When you set out the reasons you have felt bad when we hang out.#The reason boils down to you're hanging out with someone whose company u don't enjoy #So that uhhhhhhhhhhhh SUCKS! Yeah it sucks.#Me Fein #Bit it is also. In a certain light. VERY funny

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skyelights-xox · 1 year

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Everyone's fighting on whether Luz's palisman is going to be a bat or a snake guys GUYS WHAT IF IT'S BOTH

BAT SNAKE

#BECAUSE WE KNOW THERE ARE ANIMAL FUSIONS IN THE BOILING ISLES #I.E. SNORSES #AND IF THERE HAVE BEEN LOADS OF HINTS FOR BOTH A BAT AND SNAKE WHY WOULDN'T IT BE BOTH #THE BOILING ISLES ARE FILLED WITH LITTE CREATURES #JUST LITTLE GUYS #YOU CAN'T TELL ME PALISMEN ARE ONLY LIMITED TO A SINGLE SPECIES OF ANIMAL #I MEAN WILLOW'S PALISMAN LOOKS LIKE A FUSION BETWEEN A BEE AND A BIRD #CMON PEOPLE OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE #WHY MUST WE FIGHT #the owl house #owl house #toh #Luz Noceda #thanks to them #for the future #the owl house season 3 #I don't care if this has been said before #this is a new idea to ME.#therefore it is important to ME.

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benbamboozled · 1 year

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Okay as someone who only tangentially knows about nightwing, I enjoyed the grayson series. I'm a whole-ass lesbian but watching him walk shirtless through a desert carrying a baby? I suddenly understood the whole "being straight" thing. Grayson cured my heterophobia lololol.

ANYWAYS it seems like you've actually read other nightwing comics so I was wondering what your take on the grayson series is? Is it OOC? If not, do you have any other comic recs where I can 👀 that 🍑?

Lol I actually haven’t read Grayson! Because…lol, okay, THIS IS STUPID I AM FULLY AWARE OF THAT, but because I resent the idea that Dick Grayson needed a series where he’s ALSO a super cool hot spy who’s a badass hot spy. ~~~OOOOH GOOD FOR YOOOOOU!!!!~~~

(Yes this is one of my personal foibles, sometimes I resent things for existing because I am odd and petty.)

I’ve thought about reading it for The Pretty, but I know certain fandom circles are, uh…less than enthusiastic about it, and certain other character fans are less than enthusiastic about it (*cough* Midnighter), so I just haven’t decided that I’m open to potentially being grumpified in favor of The Pretty yet.

Basically, I absolutely cannot speak on how IC or not it is. 🙃 I do know that I’ve read two things by Tim Seeley—one I like that a lot of people don’t (Robins) and one that was ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS LIKE TERRIBLE ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL GAG VOMIT UGGGHHHH (Countdown to the Wedding: Red Hood vs Anarky—do not punish yourself with this it is so bad).

Sooooo I have no idea what that says about whether or not I’d appreciate Grayson!

Honestly, though, my Dick Grayson absorption is all over the map, so I’m not so much a great person to give recs I think.

Like, my foundational Dick run (hm) was Devin Grayson’s Nightwing run and, uh, that run is CONTROVERSIAL (to put it mildly), for some reasons that I agree with and some that I don’t. It also left me with a…very particular set of preferences when it comes to Dick Grayson In Comics.

(You know how 1984 starts with “imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever”? Yeeeeeahhhh.)

If you’re in just for the pretty, the current Nightwing run—Leaping Into the Light (kind of a soft-reboot of the premise starting with #78 of the 2016 run)—is REALLY gorgeous. Like…wow. Not so much on a beefcake level necessarily, but like…gorgeous man f-i-n-g-e-r-s-t-r-i-p-e-s acrobatics long legs strong back mmmmmmmm. (I cannot be more coherent than that, just…guh.)

(I do NOT keep up with this book for the plot. The plot is…sigh. Lackluster. And the characterization is…kind of generic. AND IT TOOK NIGHTWING #93—A CONTROVERSIAL YET IMO GROUNDBREAKING ISSUE—AND BASICALLY RE-DID IT IN A WAY I FIND FRANKLY PRETTY OFFENSIVE BOTH TO STORYTELLING IN GENERAL AND THE WAY IT TREATED THE ISSUES ORIGINALLY HANDLED IN THE COMIC. ANYWAY like I said, I’m shallow and into it for the pretty pictures. Also it’s DC, and my evergreen tag “comics are bad and I hate them” is evergreen for a reason.)

I’m certain that other people who follow me have better recs/suggestions, so if anyone who follows me has insight on Grayson or feelings about good Nightwing runs for (*cough*) 🍑-purposes and wants to chime in, feel free! Reblog, reply, whatevs!

(Just, you know…if you have STRONG feelings, try to remember the “don’t yuck someone’s yum” principle. Criticism/analysis+discussion is great, but I try to keep things not suuuuper OTT negative. I don’t want anyone to feel bad about liking things.)

(No yucking anyone’s yum unless it’s Tim Seeley writing Red Hood vs. Anarky. I will never be nice about that comic and nobody can make me.)

Hopefully you’ll get some better info, anon!

#ask answered #in a very roundabout and rambling way that boils down to ‘I don’t have a good answer’ sigh.#Dick Grayson #Nightwing #i have seen some panels of RiC gRaYsOn that have made me Intrigued (tm) ngl.#i am a shallow beast at heart.#hopefully some of these words were useful.#god Bruno Redondo…I resent your eye for aesthetics because otherwise I could just look away.

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subternia · 9 months

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i'd recommend motu rev but i don't like that they changed orko's backstory, and also the pacing in general is very rushed. It's pretty good if you like Cool Moments, though, since that seemed to be the main priority. It didn't make me angry, moreso it made me wish it was more like 26 episodes so that we could get some actual. character exploration and so the quest could be an actual quest instead of just being done after like an episode and a half lmao

That's interesting to know! I'll still watch it regardless, though it will be a while before I ever get to it since I wanna watch every show in chronological order ( in terms of release dates anyways ). However, I was initially on the fence bc orko's character is like REALLY important to me and it doesn't make me too optimistic if the people who are responsible for his character writing have a mostly flat* way of viewing his character so to speak.

#I could write more about it if my adhd wasn't so bad but like #if some of your motivations for writing him boil down to either public perception or a gross misreading of his character in general then #I am DEF going to side eye you like...#but I digress #he's like a cc slash serious #and it sucks because I know most comic relief characters get flanderized in some way because of those same problems #and in orko's case I could only assume it's because he's seen as “useless” or “annoying” and they had to come up with a workaround for that #This response reeks of me being a hater so I would love to be proven wrong like genuinely but it's been in the back of my mind post episode #20 in the filmation original #Anyways what I mean to say is be nice to him he's just a lil guy #I'm an orko apologist forever and ever #ponder thy orb #<- ask tag from now on you see a pattern here

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