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My crush was giving me Spanish lessons in a very… sensual manner.
He was sitting on a chair, saying the Spanish words slowly, flirtatiously, and making me repeat them. I swear he was watching my every movement. I’ve never been more entranced.
#he was even using emojis like those TikTok brainrot videos(?)#dream#I was sitting down too btw#if only he was standing so he’d look up at me—#crush#spanish#lessons#language
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Our girl coming in hot with the understatement of the century.
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Helena: [hisses in pain as hot water hits wounds] What the... There's no fucking way.
[investigating in mirror] Yep, this is not good. Not good at all.
Now, where did you come from? [picks up letter addressed with her name]
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Dear Helena,
If you are reading this letter, I will admit I am relieved, though I cannot say for certain whether your survival is more blessing or curse. I know you must be confused. God only knows how much of the night you even remember.
My sister misled you about who and what we are, which was no accident on her part, even if the dreadful mistake that followed was. I can hardly cast stones for I did nothing to stop her and, in fact, committed an unforgivable sin myself in attempting to undo what she had done, though I very well knew it would turn you into a monster against your will.
I will put it to you bluntly: Lilith and I have been vampires for some 100 years, and faced with your otherwise certain demise, I chose to make you one too. You may not believe me. It will feel like a bad flu for a day or two; then it will feel like the heat of 1000 fires blazing inside.
You will desire answers. I compel you to seek them elsewhere. Lilith has her mind set on having you and, if she knows you are alive, will not take no for an answer. I can only deceive her so long, as vampires are inextricably tied to their creators. As surely as I will soon know your fate, so will she, for she is my maker and cannot keep out of my head.
I am truly sorry, though it must offer little consolation. You do not deserve this eternally damned existence, but you also did not deserve to die. You see the bind I was caught in. All I can do now is urge you to make the most of this truly terrible hand we have all been dealt.
Regretfully,
Caleb Vatore
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Helena: Well, shit.
#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 story#ts4 story#simblr#story: hzid#helena zhao#injury tw#she's definitely still in shock and denial mode#gonna take her a minute to process#i love how caleb took the time to clean himself and helena up AND sit down to type her a long letter just in case she was alive#(though i think he only wrote it because he knew she was)#as for the lack of brevity you can take the guy out of the 1900s but you can't take the 1900s out of the guy#btw the first picture is my favorite use of relight so far#most of the time it's been too subtle but i think that's been on me being afraid to set the intensity too high
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well i oop
call it an environmental tragedy but i call it ✨ LARPing✨
bonus the exact thing i told my mom when i experienced haze for the first time:
#dimension 20#dropout tv#burrow's end spoilers#burrow's end#ok but for real its not great here boys#im just coping with humor but if i laugh too hard i cant breathe#but fr after i watched ep 1 i just had to sit down and dissociate a little as a treat#haze can be traumatizing frfr#haze#aabria iyengar#erika ishii#rashawn scott#izzy roland#brennan lee mulligan#jasper william cartwright#siobhan thompson#BTW LONG COVID AND HAZE DO NOT MIX NOT RECOMMENDED#update cause people found this post: API reading is down but my lungs are still fucked and long covid made it worse <3
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🌌🌟Space Girl, show me the stars
You know the galaxies of my heart 🚀👽
progress gif!
#this took me literal months to fucking draw man 😭#not at once just as a span of time#i was too busy to sit my ass down to finish this thing in 1-2 drawing sessions so it like 10#hence the progress gif and not like a screen recording#also sorry Sunny I have a new favorite rainbow high doll now#Rainbow High#Shadow High#fanart#rainbow high fanart#Zooey Electra#gif#my post#Hokii's Dokiis#btw I don't listen to Francis Francis personally I just thought the song was appropriate
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many fluffy thoughts about ran haitani for your comfort and mine
girl help, i-i- *vomits ran fluff onto your dash*
What’s it like having Ran as your partner? Gender-neutral HCs
Ran doesn’t fall so easily but when he does, you’ll have yourself a doting, caring partner who loves to pamper you.
➼ Ran would want you to look your best, and not only so you’d look good standing next to him! (lol) Because he loves you, he’d want you to feel confident in the way you look. He might take you to his regular salon, offer style advice, or even introduce you to a skincare or haircare routine if you don’t already have one. Before you go out into the streets together, he’d tell you how good you look and remind you to keep your chin up. After all, someone like you, who managed to steal his heart, should stand proud.
➼ I think he’ll be the type to wipe the corner of your mouth if you missed a stain on it, fix your hair if a strand is out of place, smooth down your clothes, fix your collar or tie if it’s askew, etc. (He definitely used to do this to Rindou)
➼ He thinks about you a lot so that when he finds an outfit from a magazine that would look great on you, or smells a perfume that screams “you” to him, he’d want to show you! All he needs is the slightest sign of approval–-maybe your face brightening up? Perhaps a small smile? Maybe you looked at it for more than ten seconds? Before you know it, he’s already bought it for you.
➼ Shopping with Ran, huh? This gives you the privilege of seeing him try on clothes! He’ll ask you what you think, or to pick out stuff you’d like to see him wearing. Of course, he’d want to buy clothes for you too. If you ever had the experience of your mom making you come back to the fitting room again and again because she found some great clothes for you, here it is again! Except it’s not your mom anymore but your partner.
➼ If you’re not well-off, Ran would spoil you to death. He’d want you to experience all the luxuries that he and his brother do. You get to have your dates at fancy fine-dining restaurants. You receive only the most expensive chocolates. Your wardrobe is slowly filling up with designer clothing. He would give you the world as long as you stay with him.
➼ Relaxing with Ran is always a treat. Imagine being pampered by Ran in his room: he is softly humming as he covers your face in an expensive mask. Him brushing or massaging oils into your hair. His touches are so gentle, and it makes you sleepy. All while doing these, a perfectly serene smile is on his face. (He rarely ever gets to do this on Rindou, so he is happy to have you.)
➼ There are days when you both just want to chill on their balcony wearing bathrobes, sipping wine (or any drink of your choice) out of fancy glasses. Your usual topics of conversation are celebrities, fashion, art, and maybe even philosophy! Ran is interested in hearing your opinions on different topics as well as sharing his own. If anyone tries to disturb your time together, they will face Ran’s wrath. His time with you is precious!
➼ Ran would be the #1 reason you’re late to anything because his bed is just so comfy, he’s so comfy, and honestly, how could you leave that pretty sleeping princess behind? If he wakes up to you leaving the bed, he will try to pull you back in. He’ll say “5 more minutes” while wrapping himself tighter around you.
➼ As his partner, you must laugh at his dad jokes. He loves puns, so come up with some of your own, won't you? Aside from dad jokes, his humor can be outdated. He’s the type of person who’d use a 2016 meme in 2020. Sometimes, you or Rindou need to explain certain memes or trends to him. It’s cute. He’s cute.
➼ To Rindou, you are a godsend. With you around, his brother is less of a killjoy (his words). He can party just a bit longer and be as loud with his friends as he wants. If he’s lucky, you manage to get his brother out of the house for maybe a night or two. It’s also fun for him to see his brother go so soft with you.
➼ Ran is anxious whenever you hang out with people he doesn't know. He would want to meet your friends, and if any of them feel off to him, he would tell you. (His intuition is pretty good, after all). He won't ask you to stop hanging out with them but will remind you to be cautious. It's not out of possessiveness but worry about your safety. Your boyfriend, after all, rules Roppongi. People are always out to exploit his weaknesses.
➼ If you somehow piss him off, you have to wait for him to come to you. If for example, you’re spending the night at their residence, you have to stay on the couch before he allows you back in his room. In the middle of the night, you might feel yourself being gently shaken awake by Ran (it’s a bit scary because his hair-covered face is the first thing you see) who wants to invite you back into his room. You’re forgiven.
➼ If he’s pissed you off, he’d also stay away for a while. Sooner or later, he’ll take out a cake or tub of ice cream with two spoons and sit with you so you can share it. If he sees you busy working on something, he’ll approach with a mug of a hot drink he prepared for you and a snack before sitting beside you. The apology comes after a long moment of silence, and things are okay again. Humbling himself and saying sorry was hard for him at first, but it got easier because he loves you.
#ran haitani#tokyo revengers headcanons#tenjikubaby#tokyo revengers x reader#ran haitani x reader#i'm so down bad 4 him#he's my girl he's my princess u don't understand#there will be more of these btw#i'll be boyfriendifying all of s62 no one is safe#rindou is next#i might do izana last#i need a lot of time for The Worst Boyfriend#dw it's gonna be fluffy too#he's not exempted from fluff vomit#are you reading the tags hello#hope you're having a nice day#why am i so nervous about posting this#bye i'm logging off for a while and letting this sit
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the headcanon that regis can hang from the ceiling to sleep or rest like a bat is funny on its own, but when i consider geralt and others in the hanza holding conversations with him like this, it’s made better by my understanding of this as just an advanced “neurodivergent sitting” technique
#in an irl au i suppose he could be doing an upside down yoga pose. that would fit irl au regis well. ugh#the better headcanon is angoulême walking in their room. going ‘[head nod up] cahir. where—‘#and cahir (not looking up) points to the ceiling on the other side of the room. also in total darkness btw no candles lit on that side#i imagine that when someone else walks to their room’s door and knocks. for example let’s say dandelion for instance#dandelion’s hardly a stranger but he did that thing where your friend stops hanging out with you because they’re busy with their gf#he knocks and immediately regis is suddenly sitting in bed like a normal person . and he put his eyeglasses on and pretended to read#oh hi dandelion i didnt recognize your footsteps#my… footsteps?#this is actually kind of bullshit though because the only person more talkative than dandelion at night is regis (angouleme close third)#so if dandelion ever wanted to discuss meaning of life at 2 am i know where he would go#sorry cahir. put a pillow over your ear#the elbow-high diaries#edit: no actually he would bother geralt with this#edit edit: no actually he and geralt were ‘on a break’ (unresolved tension) so he wouldn’t. but he would want to#angoulême goes to their room too often to chill and hang out#milva goes to their room and cahir and regis stand at attention like yes ma’am. what do you need#hi milva how are things (your ongoing mental health crisis)#if geralt walks in starts talking with regis. cahir leaves the room. ‘im going to um. check on the horses’#its 12 am. horses are sleeping. ? answer; he is being a considerate roommate. he had to share bunks before. he knows how It Is
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i'm always thinking about this line
#ganon rambles#mcsm#mcsm petra#AGHHHHH AHHHHHH#i feel insane#bursted out laughing over 'you tend to push people away'#yasss feeding into her idea that people abandon her because there's something wrong with her 😋#yeah i'll make your mental illness worse#but anyways it makes sense#you meet her and she's completely alone as opposed to everyone else who already has their established friend groups#and also her line in episode 5 about getting used to having people who worry about her or whatever it was#and she is like a different person in the witherstorm arc lol.#well granted there was the death illness/amnesia but like.#my point... im always crazy about how she goes from closed off and cool abd lonely to like#...crying about her friends#like !!! ahahahahahahahahahaha#literally the most well written character in this stupid game and ashley johnson is such a good va too god#i'm supposed to be doing chores but i had to sit down and talk about petra. grown adult btw
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shoutout to dutch van der linde for having a terminal dad moment and dropping his mommy issues lore on his oldest son (daughter) while on a fishing trip
#phase weeps#dutch van der linde#the most accurate representation of mentally ill fatherhood#randomly dropping the most wild family lore on you at terrible times#dutch the type of guy to like. take his children hunting and halfway through the trip sit down and go “i think my mother was right about me#like. yeah#hosea does this too btw he is not exempt its just. more open yknow. like hes saying it around the campfire as a story dutch will just drop#it on you unwarrented
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DAY6 returns with 'Fourever': The album reflects who the band is 'at this moment'
by Olivia Munson
From the beginning, the members of South Korean band DAY6 have been heavily involved in their music's creative process. They've composed, written and produced their entire discography.
Even before DAY6's debut in 2015, it was a "condition" the members wanted to uphold. "In order for us to debut as a band, we needed to be able to put out our own music, our own story," Young K, 30, told USA TODAY.
To have a say has shaped DAY6's identity and set them a part from others in the overseas industry. The members have expressed where they want their music to go since the start, said the band's leader, Sungjin, 31.
Now, the quartet returns with "Fourever," out now. The album opens a new page to DAY6's artistry, representing "who we are at this moment," said Young K.
Setting the tone for DAY6's return
"Fourever" marks DAY6's first release since the members' mandated military services in South Korea from 2021 to 2023. "I really anticipated this moment of getting back together again, while I was doing my service," said Wonpil, 29.
"All I could think about when I was doing my service was my band," said Dowoon, 28.
Now, DAY6 is back and ready to show what they have perfected over the years: making music.
"When we created this album, the biggest thing on our minds was what represents us the best, what we are and how our fans perceive us," explained Wonpil.
DAY6's discography has spanned across various rock and pop genres. With their comeback, the members chose to hone in on their signature sound.
"We wanted to focus on that perspective," said Wonpil.
Reflecting on the creative process of 'Fourever'
When writing "Fourever" there was not specific goal in mind. Rather, the members sought to focus on genres they liked and "go for it," something they have always done, said Sungjin.
The seven tracks on "Fourever" tell a story, highlighting the band's affinity for narrative curation.
"We want to make songs and music that the people and our fans can come back to," said Wonpil. "We want to make music that keeps them on their toes and keeps them curious about what we what we will do next."
Having "Welcome to the Show" as the title track was a perfect fit for this. It accents the DAY6's musical core, while featuring their expansion as performers.
"It's not too different from what we've been pursuing," said Young K. "But there's changes and developments from our past music."
How the last decade has shaped DAY6
The industry's swift pace has impacted the way DAY6 and its members have worked over the last almost decade.
"K-pop is very systemized and everything happens so fast, everything changes so fast," said Young K. "In order to keep up with that, we got to work really hard, and there's always a time limit."
Wonpil added, "because we write all of our songs, it kind of feels like our songs are our children."
DAY6's music is an extension of themselves, echoing their growth as a band, but also as individuals. Music has become an integral part of their fabric as people.
"I was a very emotional person. Now, I've grown up to be a more rational person," said Dowoon. "I learned so much from these three. They once said that, 'Creating music is like putting on clothes,' and I didn't know what that meant then, but now, I know."
"I'm just so happy to be doing what I do because music, the variety is so wide," said Sungjin. "We don't know what we'll do next, so that's the beauty of it."
#sungjin#young k#wonpil#dowoon#day6#day6 even of day#park sungjin#kang younghyun#brian kang#kim wonpil#yoon dowoon#album: fourever#day6: interview#240320#[gonna get to that naver one sometime soon too btw i just haven' had the time to sit down w/ it klsdjglksd]
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I love that your Zelda and Link both have a bit of belly in a lot of your art. It makes me sad whenever fan artists draw them so emaciated. Plus they (respectfully!!!!) look much hotter with some tum thank u very much
YEAHHHHHH thank you anon :') part of my 'relearn and get better at drawing' goal this year has included practicing drawing more body types... i certainly cant imagine botw/totk zelda without at least some fat anymore tbh
#specifically i imagine she was very thin pre-calamity and a bit after botw but gained a lot of health + weight back between games :]#its also genuinely really good for drawing bodies too when u remember that they ALL have some fat one way or another imo#like. i tend to draw link a little leaner but if he's sitting down or leaning then there's gonna be chub there too yknow. its normal !!#oh ur based and true also btw (abt them being hotter) 👍#ask
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the heist!mark brainrot is consuming me…, just imagine mark n the viewer meeting for the first time as little kids to shoplift candy or smth together ╥﹏╥
the (brain)rot consumes!! I can relate
my dear anon... LISTEN. I am a big advocate for childhood friends captaineer, it's one of my favourite headcanons, but a childhood friends AU for the heist partners? that's something I hadn't considered until now. and it's adorable. I had to write something for it asap because I was INSPIRED. I hope you enjoy💖 thanks for sparking the idea!
Heist!Mark x reader (not explicitly romantic at all it's more about the friendship in this one) | Words: 1,317
You are in the kitchen of your shared home base, unloading the groceries your heist partner has just bought, when you pick up a bag of sour candies, smiling quietly to yourself. He's always been a fan of them.
Turning the packet in your hands, an old memory drifts to the surface of your mind:
You don't remember exactly how long ago it was, but you couldn't have been much older than maybe ten.
Your father was busy working, and had reluctantly sent you to the store with a small list after you insisted you could handle it on your own.
You slipped the folded piece of paper out of your school bag and scanned the list of items. At the bottom was a note that read, ‘Remember to stay hydrated, kiddo! :)’
You walked around the supermarket collecting the few things on your list and placed them in your trolley. On your way to the checkout, you passed through the candy aisle and slowed to eye the products on display.
‘Aren't you going to get anything?’
Your head perked up, shocked at the sudden voice addressing you.
There was a boy next to you with dark hair, looking at you inquisitively. He seemed to be about your age. He might have even been slightly shorter than you.
You must have been standing here for longer than you realised if it had prompted him to ask you about it.
You shook your head.
‘Why not?’
‘Oh, um. My dad only gave me enough money for what we need,’ you said timidly, showing him the list.
‘Ohh, that's too bad.’ Then, a small yet undeniably mischievous smile appeared on his face. He glanced discreetly up and down the aisle. ‘You know you can just — ’ and he took one of the small packets of candy off the shelf and slipped it swiftly into his pocket.
Your eyes went wide, stunned. Both from the fact that he was suggesting you steal, and at the speed and subtly with which he'd enacted the crime, as if he'd done it dozens of times before, if not more.
‘What are you doing?’ you spoke in a harsh whisper.
‘It's no big deal,’ he said in a lower voice than before, but one that still felt entirely too loud. He slipped another bag into his pocket.
You did not want to associate with this boy any longer.
You pushed your trolley away and towards the checkout, handing your items to the cashier.
You were unhappy to find the boy waiting for you when you exited the store, shopping bag in your hand.
‘What do you want?’ you asked, a little standoffishly, frowning at him.
‘There's no need to be rude,’ he said with a small pout. ‘Y'know, I think I might have seen you at school a few times.’
To your dismay, he followed along as you started walking home. When you pressed him, he simply said, ‘Hey, I'm not following you! I live down this way too, I promise!’
As the two of you walked, he chatted annoyingly by your side. What was more annoying was that you found you didn't mind his presence. You were a quiet kid and you didn't have many friends. Having someone to walk home with you was kind of a nice change of pace.
Just as you thought this, though, you immediately chided yourself mentally. You and him were not friends. You weren't going to be friends. This boy was a criminal and he wasn't even sorry about it.
You frowned in thought.
Oh no, what if he got caught? What if you went to juvenile jail for being an accomplice to theft? What would Dad say? What would Mom say? What if—’
‘Hey, are you listening to me? You haven't responded to anything I'm saying.’
You simply sighed as he pulled you out of your thoughts.
‘Are you still mad about the candy? I told you it's not a big deal.’
You stopped as you realised you were approaching your front door. The journey seemed to have gone a little faster than usual.
‘Really?’ you finally replied in an exasperated tone. ‘That was no big deal for you? That was stealing. Stealing is wrong.’ You couldn't believe you had to spell it out to him.
‘They won't notice a couple tiny bags of candy are gone. My mom says big companies that own supermarkets are greedy. They make loads of money anyway and don't pay enough taxes.’
‘Does your mom know you're a thief?’
‘W- well, no, but-’
‘That’s what I thought.’
He looked a little disheartened.
‘Please don't tell anyone. I'm sorry if I upset you,’ he said quietly, looking down.
You hadn't really expected an apology from someone like him. You sighed again.
‘I won't tell, but don't expect me to just go along with it. And don't act like we're best buds all of a sudden. We don't know each other. You don't even know my name!’
‘Well, what's your name?’
You gave him a slightly surprised look before telling him your name, albeit hesitantly.
‘Look, I have to get going now…’
You fumbled with the shopping bag as you reached into your coat pocket, feeling for the house key, when you suddenly felt something that wasn't there before. It made a crinkling sound beneath your touch.
‘You didn't.’ You pulled the candy out of your pocket. ‘When did you—?’
The boy grinned at you.
‘I thought you could have one of mine.’
‘I don't want your stolen candy!’
‘Judging by how you looked at it earlier, I think you do. And besides, stolen treats taste better!’ he called out, already walking away.
‘Wh- SHH!’ You hoped none of your neighbours had heard.
‘I'm Mark by the way! See ya, buddy!’
You stood outside the front door, dumbfounded.
Finally you let yourself in. Your dad wouldn't be home yet for a while.
You put the shopping away and sat down at your kitchen table, staring at the stolen goods in front of you.
You could try to put it back but… that would be more suspicious.
You figured, the deed had been done. There was nothing you could do now, so you may as well make the most of it.
You tore the edge of the packet and popped one of the candies in your mouth, savouring the sweet and sour combination on your tongue.
Maybe Mark was right. It did taste extra good. But maybe it was just because you'd been craving it.
What a weird kid.
‘Stealing is wrong, huh…?’ you mumble under your breath. You look down at the candy in your hands. It's not the same brand as the one from back then, but you imagine it tastes more or less the same, from what you remember.
Present day Mark is the one to pull you out of your musings.
‘Hey, what's with that face you're making? I know that look, buddy. Are you contemplating your life choices??’
You chuckle softly.
‘Just… got reminded of something. I suppose I got lost in nostalgia for a moment.’
‘Oh yeah? Penny for your thoughts?’
You turn and smile at him.
‘This just made me think of an annoying little boy stealing candy from a supermarket. And his reluctant acquaintance who ended up getting dragged into his antics for the foreseeable future.’
It takes a second for it to click.
‘Ohhhhh.’ You watch as realisation turns to him smiling fondly at the memories, which turns to him snapping his attention to you with a fake-offended look.
You laugh at his expression.
‘Wait, hey! Annoying?!’
‘Mhm.’
‘Excuse you, I was a wonderful, sweet and positively charming child.’
Your laughter rings out in the kitchen, full of mirth, and he shakes his head at you with a familiar lopsided grin, and you are so grateful for the cheeky little boy who approached you that day.
#feels kinda weird calling it candy instead of sweets. but I did it bc they presumably live in america#I'm working on at least two other fics rn but I had to stop everything to write this#I finally submitted a uni thing I've been doing for a while so I felt like I deserved a break#and I sat down and wrote majority of this in one sitting lmao#lmao it ended up being my longest fic to date??? WHAT THE HECK?!#BTW AGAIN. NOT ENCOURAGING STEALING THAT'S BAD DON'T DO IT#also yes y/n's dad is the one the only stan the water man#I hc stan to have been the captain's actual dad so I just went 'wth why not in this universe too?'#I really enjoyed this one#thank you again anon#also. I looked up pictures of young markiplier out of curiosity and to get into the headspace Ig/get a mental image for this#and guys. I highly encourage you to do the same.#HE WAS SUCH A LITTLE GUY🥺#and he looked as cheeky and mischievous as he often does now lolol#that also inspired parts of this haha#I tried to write a young heist!mark in a way that I think? would make sense for him#bit of a kleptomaniac maybe lol#and possibly more seemingly extroverted than I wanted but I had to kick off the interaction somehow#amee writes#a heist with markiplier#ahwm#partners in crime#heist mark x y/n#heist mark x reader#heist mark#heist!mark#markiplier egos#markiplier cu#asks#anonymous
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Eddie and Peter doodles feat. Benny from @bennydunbar
#I struggle drawing Benny's eyes btw so I'm sorry if it looks weird#Tk is genuinely confused btw but it's all good cause uhh#I'll maybe reblog and add tags later I'm too tired for this shit#Benny and Eddie arguing over Peter#also yeah Eddie dresses up for work and that's all he's got going for him#he sucks ass at working and shit#he also never removes his gloves unless he's showering or changing them to a clean pair#it's mainly to cover up his scars (he's self conscious about them) and cause he thinks the gloves look cool#also I hc Peter misses his hair sm#like he just has to sit down and think about it#“if I didn't try something different... 😔”#Eddie is a super jealous person btw and it's very awkward for him cause he's a very chill person outside of that#my art#Benny 🫶#Eddie#peter dunbar#oh also Eddie is an orphan. he does have a last name but refuses to acknowledge it. often pretends he doesn't have one#your boyfriend y/n#your boyfriend peter#your boyfriend game#peter yb#yb peter#yb tk#yb lucy#ynsona
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#Loki will be aroace and miss that his brother is courting like 5 midgardians and that the entire team he's living with are together#nat and clint making out in the kitchen and loki walks past them to the pantry to grab some chocolate sprinkles#like yeah yeah okay everyone has needs of course Steve and Bruce are cuddling but can they not take up the entire couch i need to sit down#Loki like hey Thor where'd u get those suspicious markings do you need me to heal you and Thor says Clint holds New York against him too#Loki is like ah yes. sparring.#Loki like I don't understand why we already have game night on fridays why does the team leave me alone on saturdays too#do they not like me :(#they're always making excuses to leave the room discretely when I'm around :(#Loki hanging out with Jane who also doesn't know about the Avengers she just knows that she and Thor didn't work out#btw this has happened twice Thor and the warriors 4 were totally together#Loki just doesn't find this out until after the AVengers thing gets out at which point Thor is like uhhh Loki how did u not know im poly#Loki isn't even reacting at this point he's just like numb inside like oh. okay then. thanks for telling me. i need to lay down for a while
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im never beating the 'has every disorder' allegations <- the allegations are coming from inside the house. I think I meet diagnostic criteria for every disorder and im not joking. I'm not mentally well. erm. what the scallop. Who said that im normal guys trust 👍💞🫶
#''what prompted this post'' do not fucking worry about it and also why are psych articles coming for my throat rn goddamn.#some articles are being way too fucking specific and hitting way too close to home like erm. sit the fuck down#😐😐😐😐😐😐😐#i need to talk with an irl abt a disorder theyve been like hey. we should talk abt this for u actually. for weeks. stares into the distance#if my roommates see those tags. erm. hi...... im normal btw#.ares
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A catgirl except she's just. Pushing stuff off shelves and drinking your unattended cup of water and chewing on houseplants and licking up yogurt and screaming at 2:34 in the morning and terrorizing the local bird population because she really should be kept indoors
#make realistic cat people#this aplies to catboys too btw#i almost said “and sitting on your face when you lay down” but realized that may have. the wrong effect
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just had the craziest dream qith hee i think he wants me
#ㅤ𝗿𝗲𝗶 talks . . .ㅤ#NAH BCS#this man has been haunting me in every aspect of my life#(confessing my sins jungwon look away)#i open my blr folder in my gallery and its full of hee pics#then my fyp is full of hee edits#and then i have a shit ton of hee works#AND I REALLU DONT KNOW WHY BUT#if sit down and try to write anything for any idol i take a life to do it#but for heeseung i manage to write is super fast and acc get satisfied w it?????)#and hes my bias wrecker too#lawl#huys i think we’re connected#its a sign#heelulus u never saw this#this is all a joke btw pleas dont take it seriously
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