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lovelesslittleloser · 1 year

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Aliens react to customer service voices

Human: ugh, I should quit. The higher-ups are such—

*communicator sounds*

Human, with a business smile: Hello, chief, how can I assist?

Alien: *stares in confusion*

Human: any time, truely! *communicator turns off* ugh, what a prick

Alien: ???

#humans are space orcs prompts #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are space fae #humans are deathworlders #customer service #customer service voice #nyanbare nyan nyan nyan nyan nyansei #hehe #brain go brrrrrr #like a machine gun #if the bullets were all emotional states #I am not okay :)#hahhaha jk…… unless?#I want to. Stab #???? sorry buddy my guess is probably worse than yours

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hwashitape · 1 day

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lungs, kidney, heart

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #danmeshi #kabru of utaya #falin touden #this is a scheduled post bc I won't be home when the episode drops #I have been sitting on this for three weeks I wanted to end it all #actually my favorite part of this chapter was when she smushed him underfoot #the fact that this is one out of two Falin and Kabru interactions…#she remembers Senshi I wonder if when she meets Kabru properly later she's like “the guy who stabbed me wow”#hwshln

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podcast-hemocytoblast · 7 months

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When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

#the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #i’m sure someone else has probably said this already #he’s such an insufferable little bureaucrat. i want him dead (affectionate)#stupid bastard of a man. melanie wanting to stab him was actually unrelated to the bullet i think. eLIEas just has that effect on people #he has such stabbable vibes

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u3pxx · 8 months

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you're telling me a good booked these omens?

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #book omens #book good omens #i was looking at the art for the graphic novel and i wanted to take a stab at designing them based on book descriptions asjsjksjk #sunnysidedraws #sunnysidedoodles #sunnysideomens

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 11 months

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his daughter is not a weapon!

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #miss D and her man thing #i hope to god this does not start discourse #be fr #u really think ethan is in the wrong for turning down his deal #turning down a deal from a man whos first impression was stabbing him and throwing him into a death pit #'yeah but he stabbed him because ____'#BRO HE STABBED HIM #IT DOES NOT MATTER #karl is not a good person #just because he was willing to ally with ethan does not make him a saint #he wanted to use ethans daughter #why would u tell the man who has been fighting his way through ur family to save his baby daughter #that u want to use said baby daughter #it was a bad deal please dont try to twist it to make it seem like ethans stupid for turning it down #karl is stupid for thinking hed accept and then refusing to elaborate and throwing him into his jet engine hole #this doesnt mean i dont like karl #im just tired of people tyring to make karl look better by making ethan look worse #cmon man #this concludes another crumb essay in the tags

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 month

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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We

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flamingpudding · 7 months

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Gala Pals

Danny glared at Vlad who was bosting about him to some other rich guy, Danny knew nothing about. He doesn't keep up with high society stuff. Vlad had dragged him to this Gala against his will, blackmailing him into it, and now he was stuck here. Well, considering the sour look, the kid of the other rich guy sported they were in a similar situation.

Vlad was now going on an on about his new building project he wanted the other guy to finace and Danny was only half listening as he muttered: "One wishes to acquainted your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls."

There was a pause, and he heard the fruitloops fake laughter before he added: "Repeatedly."

He blames Sam for this. She had been teaching him and Tuck about how to politely tell someone to fuck off because of a meme. Though he did not expect the kid next to him to response.

"I believe the cutlery appropriately sharpened and commonly used for cutting would work better in this case."

Danny stared at the kid that was only a couple years younger. Before mischievous smile spread accros his face when he saw the others smirk. Huh maybe this Gala wouldn't be as boring and tedious after all.

Meanwhile, Bruce did his best to keep his act up as Vlad Masters just wouldn't stop talking to him. He half listened in on his son conversing with Master's Godson. He was happy that his boy was making friends, but the way they talked, he really hoped Alfred had confiscated any blade, Damian could have smuggled into the Gala.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #crossover #damian wayne #bruce wayne #vlad plasmius #dc x dp prompt #prompt idea #inspired by a meme #how to politley tell someone you want to hit or stab them #danny and damian are becoming gala friends #i have no idea why my brain did that #i just saw this meme on tiktok again and thought danny and damian #gala shenanigans

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captainsparklefingers · 14 days

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If I had a nickel for every time a critical role barbarian PC lost their best friend and wasn't able to do anything about it despite being so close by physically... I'd have two nickels.

And I wish I didn't have them.

#cr spoilers #critical role #I'd also have two nickels for 'blooodhunters stabbed in the chest by an absolute bastard' and I don't want THOSE either!

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suja-janee · 2 months

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None of them can drive cars but Tomas said he drove a tractor once so they made the stupid decision of trusting him

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Ref. Thomas sanders

#haha get it cause he’s Tomas so I used a Tomas sanders pic… rip vine #fr though.. can ANY of them drive?#I genuinely don’t think any of them can #bi Han would try cause he refuses to be told he can’t #kuai is a law abiding citizen but gets dragged along on bi Hans crimes #Tomas just wants any opportunity to bond so he tags along #wait I take that back.. Kuai is a law abiding citizen until it comes to murder #he’s not immune to stabbing people #bi Han tests his patience every day every hour #tomas vrbada #bi-Han #kuai liang #mk smoke #sub zero #mk scorpion #Lin Kuei #vine reference #doodle #my art

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ren-054 · 26 days

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Don’t mind me just uh… setting this concept art down on my desk..

#I wanted to have my own stab at a redesign of him being less goober #also I keep hearing that he’s 10 ft tall so that’s funny #kinitopet #kinito x y/n #kinito the axolotl #kinito fanart #kinito #self insert #art post

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shima-draws · 3 months

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Sanji fans be like: He means everything to me. I want to throw him off a cliff. I love him so much. I hope he explodes. I want to squeeze him like a squeaky toy. I can’t fucking stand him. I would lay my life on the line for him. I never want to see his face again. I’m down on one knee proposing to him right now

#IT’S ME I’M SANJI FANS #LMAOOOOO #One Piece #Can’t stand him <3333 He’s my babygirl and my wife but I want to stab him ehe 🥰#Sanji #Black Leg Sanji #Shima speaks #One Piece Sanji

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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HEY GUYS. HEY GUYS I HAVE A SUPER COOL SMART SEXY IDEA. GUYS ARE YOU LISTENING

I don’t know who this man is, I don’t even know if he’s an actor, I don’t know if he’s aware Jason Todd exists, but from here on out, sir, you carry the red hood mantle until further notice. Council dismissed

#I feel what the Edward Cullen girlies experienced in 2012 #GODDDDDD I JUST WANT. this Jason who’s more intimidating out of cowl #dc #dc comics #fancast #dc fancast #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #brb I’m gonna stab myself with a crucifix

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ashanimus · 1 year

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