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heyhabibi · 2 months

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I’ve been grading papers since 11 am, I’m so over half baked essays by fully baked students

#me #no hate to people who smoke #I smoke #these students just don’t care #it’s the hardest part about being a professor #my life #about me #personal #ranting

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anexlarrieblog · 2 years

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You are comfortable posting shit views about Louis. You say you wont post positive vs negative views, that entire list made by the anon was shit views on Louis. If you had integrity you wouldnt have allowed that to be posted... Thats always nice to know isnt it. None of what I posted on that list was an opinion, just straight up facts.

Since you wont condemn their stereotyping of Louis, let me stereotype this for you... most ex larries always land on the hateful harries tree. It doesnt matter to what extent but you lot love to shit on Louis. Have fun lying to yourselves!

I didn’t post shit views about Louis, you are projecting. Saying someone chain smokes or eats unhealthily is not a reflection on their worth as a human being and anyone who would think as such is nothing but small minded and judgemental as far as I’m concerned. But sure go off and say I’m a Louis hating Harrie. I’m not but honestly I really don’t care that you think because you’re wrong so 🤷🏻‍♀️

#I smoke #I don’t eat healthily at all #I don’t exercise #I like to sleep in and stay up late #many of which that anon said about Louis #I don’t consider these things negative characteristics about myself #they are just me #so if anyone thinks those kind of things are negative about Louis and somehow think he’s a lesser human being because of them #then that’s just stupid #and entertaining the idea is just tiresome

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thunderon · 3 months

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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

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cali · 4 months

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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

#everytime i smoke too much i enter the lives of lawyers and secretaries and all the lives that arent mine #and on lsd i kept concentrating rlly hard on not becoming u #although now i think thats wrong but i havent done it in a while maybe if im brave ill not fight it next time

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zenwhoberi · 11 months

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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about #dkdjdkfkfkf #if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots

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teabree-shark · 5 months

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Satire is dead

BTW it's real

#i wanted to see what they were smoking #but ot turns out they were already dead #enshittification

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inktho · 3 months

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Delicious in Done-geon

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #cosplay #my friend was smoking and I was like can I hold that for a second

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galaxymagitech · 3 months

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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vivsimoon · 9 months

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Please God let this be a blunt

#I think it’s time we as a society let Simon petrikov smoke weed #please #🥺#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #Ik it’s obviously not weed but let me be delulu

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batemanofficial · 3 months

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that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

#speak friend and enter #ok to rb #so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching)#but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain?#ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean

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eraserheadadult · 1 year

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cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass

#woof #edit usually i delete any posts that take off bc i find it annoying but the comments on this are all nice.#also some of you should try smoking weed

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otiksimr · 6 days

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Poorly drawn Ghastly line.

#I had a lot of fun drawing the smoke if you couldn't tell.#my art #pokemon #ghastly #haunter #gengar #[Poorly drawn Pokedex]

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hamletthedane · 4 months

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I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…

Why/Why not in the tags?

I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??

(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)

#i know this sounds like I’m a sleeper advertising agent or something but I promise I’m not #I’m just curious bc I’ve never even been vaguely tempted by that. But maybe it’s popular on here?? idk #seems like it would not be based on the demographic #but who knows?#also sorry regular followers I know this is random and off topic blogging but I want to KNOW #smoking #shut up e

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bacchuschucklefuck · 23 days

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