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jellyluvr · 11 months

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The Evans

- their fav position ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

I think spill the t already did this but it's chill 😋

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° . • Tate Langdon • * . ☆ · ° . *

Definitely a bitch for doggystyle.

Anal or vaginal, he'd totally like fuck your brains out in that position.

He'd like it so he can pull your hair and get a better grip on you. And for the view of your ass ofc 💋💋

Luvs taking it from the back. Standing up, laying down.. really doesn't matter to him. Probably cup ur tits while it too

° . • kit walker • * . ☆ · ° . *

What an angel.

Based on how sweet he is he'd probably be bottom. Let you fuck him, yknow?

If he doesn't, definitely just a generic fuck. Him on top, u on bottom. Totally kinda rough unintentionally though

° . • kyle spencer • * . ☆ · ° . *

MISSIONARY!!!

He'd love missionary mainly to see your face. Maybe a few touches on your tits but yknow it's pretty chill.

Regardless of how you react to his size the show must go on.

Too big? Comforting. Slower and kisses.

° . • Franken kyle • * . ☆ · ° . *

Any position where he can get what he wants.

He'd probably have trouble even picking.

So his favoriteS would be from the back, and missionary.

Back as in turned over while sleeping until his needy ass comes along.

If it's not him, definitely you fucking him rather than the other way around.

° . • jimmy darling • * . ☆ · ° . *

Against any surface is the way to go for him

Wall, desk.. bed... even the floor.

He'd push your cheek into it while fucking you or put his hands on the wall or surface.

Basically from the back but he has a preference for it definitely.

° . • James patrick march • * . ☆ · ° . *

Missionary. No arguments about it. Missionary!!

He's definitely kinky and teasing, so he'd bring a knife in and possibly fuck you with the handle 👀 (lmk if you want a fic abt that)

Or on a surface as well, but you facing up. He'd make it to where you could see him the whole time. If you tried to look away he'd probably slap you or turn your head and keep it there.

° . • kai anderson • * . ☆ · ° . *

Anything.

Anything to feel your pussy around him.

Missionary, or against the wall.

He'd fold you and put your knees over his shoulders most likely.

Kai'd like it so he could see his dick in you, and the cum oozing out when he was done.

He would definitely nibble on your tits while fucking you too. Like no doubt.

° . • Jeff pfister • * . ☆ · ° . *

Over something.

From the back anal or vaginal like tate.

He'd like it because he wouldn't have to see your face. As mean as it sounds, you're probably just his side chick.

If you're not, he'd fold you as well. Quite rough too.

° . • Austin Sommers • * . ☆ · ° . *

With you on top of his lap.

He'd hold you and fuck you pretty rough.

Whisper in your ear occasionally, give you no mercy on your clit. 🙈

And of course, he'd definitely cum inside. Everyone knows that.

° . • peter maximoff • * . ☆ · ° . *

Ohhh...

He's not the rough type, but also not the gentle type.

Missionary. Definitely.

He'd go to your liking, take your moans and face expression as a hint to slow down or go faster.

He'd probably kiss you a lot during it. Along your neck, face.. chest. Leave a mark on you 💕

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I probably left out a few things so I apologize if so lmfao

Taglist: @kaismanwich @tatelangdonsgirll @daylas-life @hyperharlz @kaiju-superstar @howtobesasha @luttic @spill-the-t @ima0nahlol

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fatuismooches · 27 days

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HIII!! First of all I wanted to say that i love your blog and your writing! it brings me so much comfort :(( ANYWAY I WANTED TO REQUEST SOME CUDDLING HEADCANONS AND MAYBE A SMALL SCENARIO WITH DOTTORE?? fluff!! yknow just sleepy cuddles <3

It wasn't often that you woke up to your husband in the same bed as you. Of course, at this point, you were used to Dottore's absence, but nothing could quite fill the void that you felt when you rose from a cold bed. And although you did bother the other segments for affection to your heart's content, even they found themselves many times too busy to entertain sleeping in with you. Still, you were just happy to be with them and cherish the soft moments that happened whenever they did.

However, a habit of yours that had developed whenever you were feeling the lack of attention, was slipping into your husband's (or a segment's) room and snuggling on his (not very comfortable) bed. If you were being honest, Dottore's bed, much to your dismay, didn't really smell like him very much, for a simple reason - he rarely ever lays on it. An easy remedy to this, however, was just to steal one of his shirts. The scent was very... Dottore-like, something that oddly brought comfort to you.

On this particular day, you easily made your way into his office - empty, unfortunately, but not too surprising. He was probably in that lab of his as usual. Regardless, as you entered into the connecting (very bland) bedroom, you immediately made yourself at home on his bed. In fact, it was exactly how you left it a few days ago, messy and tussled, meaning that Dottore certainly hadn't slept on it again. Perhaps he didn't even enter his own room for that long. Your urgent words for him to rest only got through his thick skull once in a blue moon. Regardless, you pulled the blankets up and curled into them, eager to preserve the warmth, and too tired to fluff the pillows a bit more before you fell asleep.

When you woke up, the first thing you noticed was that you were a lot more warmer than usual. And then, when you tried stretching to pull off a bit of the blanket, your body's movement was strangely constricted by something else. Plus, it felt like it was a lot earlier than when you usually get up. Your sleepy mind had just barely begun processing the situation when a sudden voice abruptly woke you up a lot more.

"Go back to sleep." The voice was a bit deeper and gruff than usual, but undoubtedly, it could only belong to one person, which made your heart start racing with excitement.

"Dottore!" You immediately began wiggling in his arms, trying to turn around and see him, sleepiness still holding your body hostage, not to mention how tight his arms were. "Let me see you," you complained.

"Stop moving around," he grumbled some more. "Now is not the time I wish to entertain you." And yet he languidly began to nip at the nape of your neck. But that reminded you - for him to be in bed was already a rare occurrence, and from his voice, it sounded like he was genuinely sleeping. This was... excellent news, so you probably shouldn't push your luck.

"Fine," you complied, relaxing your body once more. A wave of sleepiness hit you despite your energy from a few moments ago, but you ignored it. "What are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here?" Dottore parroted, as his sharp teeth continued to dig into your skin. "I come back to my room and find my bed occupied by someone who wasn't invited. The question should be, what are you doing here?" You could only sheepishly laugh as you remembered everything.

"Well... you should know your room is mine too, you know! Besides, to make it even, you're welcome in my room anytime too!~" Dottore clicked his tongue, but it was obvious to you he didn't mind your intrusion in the slightest.

"Regardless, go back to sleep. You are tired." Despite your attempts to stifle your yawns and hide your drooping eyes, your husband had noticed it all too well.

"Don't wanna," you quickly protested. Before he could open his mouth again (and perhaps teasingly threaten to help you sleep) you spoke again.

"If I go to sleep again now, when I wake up, you won't be here anymore, will you?" You didn't need to see his expression or wait for a response to know the answer to that.

"So let me do as I please, Zandik. Let me be with you." Let you bask in this moment, fully conscious of what is going on, being able to feel and process his skin against yours and more, for you would hate to be unable to remember this gentle encounter.

"... Do what you wish, but don't bother me when you're too tired to do anything." His seemingly annoyed statement was betrayed by his arms tightening around you.

"I will." Your response ended the line of conversation, a comfortable silence now taking over. Needless to say, you wallowed in his strong back pressed against yours, his callused hands against your own, a long lock of blue hair tickling your neck. You made sure to take note of even the most minuscule details before it was time for life to resume.

What existed at this moment was merely two human beings, so similar yet so different, with their troubles and masks discarded to savor the presence of each other.

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #dottore x reader #divider by cafekitsune #i am pulling him by his two stupid front blue hair locks and dragging him to bed (affectionately)#uhhhh for hcs - 1. he's grumpy and will shoo u away when he's not in the mood but once he is ur trapped #2. cuddling pile with the segments #3. cuddling w zandy after reading him bedtime stories

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marsoid · 3 months

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I think the tf2 mercs would look rlly good in your style.

I'm not asking you to draw them it's just a thought dw

tf2 is one of those fandoms ive never been a part of myself, but from the sidelines i always root for. yknow what i mean. like you see fanart and youre like "theres those guys (:" i aint never met a shitty tf2 fanartist. some of the only fandom mfs who arent afraid to draw middle aged men who are a lil ugly but in a charming way (my fave). the only skinny white twink is scout and he's a dumbass so i stan regardless. same with gta fans. they love their middle aged men yaoi. that's the good shit. i trust you guys

#ask mars

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preeningpisces · 2 months

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Kenjaku NSFW Headcanons

Don’t yell at me please, I have extremely questionable taste

Lemme know if you want me to elaborate or write something about any of these ♥️

18+ content below, mdni, implied chubby f!reader, dark content

TW: implied non-con, mention of odd kinks

ꕥ Definitely the freakiest freak. Bitch has probably tried everything. Wherever your mind went, the answer is yes, he probably tried that too. This dude is old and bored and has too much free time on his hands; a perfect example of why retirement homes are a thing

ꕥ Very detached the whole time which is unnerving, but also sexy in a way. It’s like he’s just conducting an experiment and observing the results

ꕥ Making him lose his composure, no matter how brief, is one of the hottest things you'll see. Trust meee

ꕥ Their libido is greatly affected by the vessel, even their kinks/preferences are affected. Very aware where his tastes end, and the vessels begins, but he’ll entertain them regardless. Hedonistic mfer

ꕥ Loves figuring out how new bodies work. He has very unique insights about sex because of this, and it makes him surprisingly skilled. He knows his way around very well, and how different preferences can be or how differently ppl can experience pleasure

ꕥ Attracted to intellect & humor—goofy bitches rise up. People who interest him in some way are more likely to be kept around than someone with just a pretty face. He isn’t loving tho, he just likes someone he can fuck around with, and pick apart their brain for entertainment (not literally…I think)

ꕥ Likes that your body is so malleable, and submits to his touch. When he squeezes, his fingers dip into your flesh, as if he's an artist and you're clay—oh so poetic

ꕥ On the topic of submitting: I don’t think he’d be want to be submissive. He’s too egotistical and doesn’t trust other ppl enough. Maybe they’d fuck with it occasionally with someone trustworthy enough

ꕥ Yknow when people say things like ‘my ex used to do this thing with their tongue’ and they don’t really know how to describe what they did, or why it felt so good? That’s what having sex with Kenjaku is like. Lots of odd tricks in that squishy lil brain

ꕥ His dirty talk is direct, smooth and cold. Usually condescending. Again, they’ve got that scientist vibe so everything they say is almost like an observation, but somehow he says it in a sexy way. He’s a manipulator, so he’s good with his words. Also bro has 0 shame, they will say the nastiest shit if the mood strikes them

ꕥ Talkative in bed, kind of like when he fights. What a nerd. Someone shove him in a locker for me. It pertains to whatever you’re doing, don’t get me wrong, he isn’t lecturing you about cursed energy while he’s got you bent over. Probably.

ꕥ Not possessive at all, will totally pimp you out. Very cocky when you quickly realize they aren’t as skilled as him

ꕥ Likes to do shocking things in bed just to toy with you and see how you react. Usually pretty cruel and sadistic when they do these things

ꕥ Toy enthusiast, idgaf. Will tape a vibrator to your clit, get a fucking machine, and just leave you there for hours. He’d probably record it to watch later so he can go do his nefarious plotting and deeds while you suffer

ꕥ Medical kink king, he absolutely fucks with a nice speculum. He’ll strap you down to an examination table & crank you open like it’s a car jack. Inject weird shit into you, maybe some erotic e-stim stuff too

ꕥ I consulted Gege, and he said clit enlargement/pump. He’ll get it all puffed up and raw before going to town on it—both hot and horrifying

ꕥ Breeding kink but in the worst way

ꕥ Very very into fluids & mess: I’ll let you decide what that means LMFAO

ꕥ IDK I just get the vibe he's a whacky and unpredictable in the bedroom because he's all about reactions. He's just a curious lil guy, don't be mad at him

#all 12 kenjaku fans here’s some food #it’s just a granola bar unfortunely :/#Kenjaku smut #kenjaku x reader #kenjaku x you #kenjaku x chubby reader #chubby reader #divider by plutism #tw noncon #dark content #dreams of kenjaku ☁︎#nightmares ☽#headcanons ☽#dreams ☽#wet dreams ☽

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thelilylav · 27 days

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Y'know what? Fuck it (gives u guys a list of poc artists to listen to cause the white ppl on the music side of tumblr have been embarassing me)

List is under the cut, and warning bc I made it very long

Rock:

Los Abuelos De La Nada

Gesu No Kiwami Otobe

Chuck Berry

Ben E. King

Los Prisoneros

Ahmed Fakroun (ok this one's french art rock but in my book it still counts)

Burnout Syndromes (been fucking w them since I got into Haikyuu lmao)

Infinity Song (their hater song genuinely gets me every time LMAO)

People in the Box

N.E.R.D (my god if u don't know them.. idk dude my brother has been obsessed w them for forever so i just was not getting away regardless lol)

Punk/Punk Rock (& other punk subgenres):

Nova Twins (u must listen to them it's just the way it's gotta be guys)

Rina Sawayama (her hatred of Matty Healy is so attractive. i cannot believe i found her two years ago cause i still remember i would not shut up when i first heard her music it was so good)

BABYMETAL (the way their band name just straight up screams at people gets me every time lmaooo)

Indie:

The Younger Lovers

Mashrou Leila

Stella Jang

Shak SYrn (Jenni is on repeat in my room at any given moment)

Steve Lacy (if u listen to more than just Bad Habit u will find an actuall amazing discography)

Jenny Nuo (i have been OBSESSED w her music since like 2021 ish and it is a crime she hasn't blown up more imo)

Nujabes

Hemlocke Springs (oooo i hate that she does not get more love!!! synth pop and alt indie is such a fun niche like!!!)

Lyn Lapid (in my head she's huge but i have recently learned that artists i think r super popular may be unknown to an entire genre of ppl soo)

Megagonefree (found them on ig and omg!! PLS go check them out genuinely)

boa (i am once again shaming u if u don't know them)

Wallice

JAZZ (in all caps bc I fucking LOVE jazz no it's not dead go listen to jazz rn motherfuckers):

Idris Muhammad

Esperanza Spalding

Joanna Wang (ok she does pop and folk music too but idk she felt most appropriate here)

SAMARA JOY (put. some. respect. on. her. name. i would actually go to war for her i am not kidding. also this is in all caps bc MY MOM GOT TO SEE HER LIVE??? AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS PLS I WAS SO MAD OMGGG but i've been promised tickets next time so we're good)

Sade (my og one and only)

Funk:

Fadoul

George Clinton (i mean he's just a classic yknow)

Parliament (Give Up the Funk can make me dance like no other i swear)

Stevie Wonder (i mean.. like if we're on the topic of classics anyway then...)

Michael Jackson/The Jackson 5 (moreso his earlier stuff if my memory isn't lying to me.. look it's been a second since i listened to mj IM SORRY i am a busy person ok TT)

R&B:

Valerie June

Maxine Nightingale (if u don't listen to her... how do u have fun? actual question i put her on every time i need to feel happy atp)

Boney. M (technically they're reggae but they also count as R&B so idk.. i'm just putting them here if anyone wants me to move them later i will)

Amahla (Ca Suffit was so good and got me to check out the rest of her music, YOU SHOULD TOO!!)

Mary J Blige (not to judge but like... if u don't know THE queen then idk how to help you tbh)

SZA (wouldn't be a list without her in it tbh. i'm in love w her not even joking abt that)

Kali Uchis (to this day i cannot believe i saw her live i'm truly never getting a better moment than that omggg i have such a big crush on her anyway)

Aupinard (if ever u need to just vibe, this is the man u go to.)

Wejdene (TU PARLES AVEC UNE ANISSA MA MOI J'APPELLE WEJDENE- she's been my day 1 since i was like thirteen i can't even lie)

Annisse (just found out she only has like ~500 listeners on spotify??? apparently i'm one of them tho lmao so yeah go get that number up guys i love her too much for this disrespect)

Sister Sledge

Cheryl Lynn

Reggae:

Daddy Yankee (he's an honourable mention cause i couldn't not lmao)

Skindred (they're a reggae/metal fusion band and i will shut up abt them when i'm dead bc Nobody rewired my brain chemistry!!)

Manu Chao

Toquinho (i was so convinced this man was bossa nova but apparently he is reggae and i need to do some music theory review)

Folk:

Sushi Soucy (oh the things I Deserve to Bleed had me going thru in 2020/2021)

Miriam Makeba (Pata Pata should be enough to get anyone listening to her, just saying)

Lead Belly (do urself a favour and do some research on this man, i'm not kidding even if u don't like folk music u should know abt him- ESPECIALLY if u like Nirvana that'll make sense later trust)

Pop:

Corinne Bailey Rae (she has so much good music that gets ignored bc of Put Your Records On so.. yeah go listen to Black Rainbows she's only gotten better as time goes on lol)

Dru (he is for any person who likes ke$ha. i'm so serious he is early 2000s in a bottle and i love his music ur rlly missing out if u ignore him)

Monique Hasbun (found her recently! she's a Palestinian, Mexican and Salvadorian artist who plays around with Latin pop and does a lot of fusion music. she's dope go listen to her fr)

Mohammad Assaf (he made the Palestine song that's been going around ig a lot, but his other stuff is great as well. he's another Palestinian artist, so once again, go check him out!!)

Pinkpanthress (i LOVE her she's so much fun to just vibe to and idk how anyone couldn't have heard of her atp but then again this is the sight that didn't know who drake was so... sigh. go listen to her if u don't already!!)

Aliyah's Interlude (BROOO if u haven't heard of her actually go listen rn i'm so serious she is so good i can'ttttt ok bye)

Veondre (had a collab w Aliyah on It Girl and is gonna be releasing her own music very soon! she's trans too so go give her some love)

Shalco (wasn't sure whether to put him here or in hip hop, but his stuff is very very good either way)

Ado (she's j-pop but it's a form of pop so into the pop category she goes)

Moon (she's got two songs out rn, Moonlight and Seoul City Drift, and both r going on loop in my head at all times)

Jay Chou (call me a basic bitch idc he's good ok)

Atarashii Gakko! (i wouldn't say they're j-pop, but google did, so i'm just going w it lol)

flowerovlove (just trust me on this one)

El Tio Gamboin (Los Gatitos is such a cute song)

Grace Chang (see note for Jay Chou)

King Gnu (for all my j-pop lovers... come get ur man)

Salsa:

Lalo Rodriguez (included this genre specifically so i could mention him)

Adalberto Santiago

Roberto Roena (he's a classic i can't lie)

Hector Lavoe (i think he might be the most popular one in this genre lol)

City Pop (this is its own genre bc i literally did a presentation in high school abt it and i'll be damned if i don't flex my knowledge now):

Mariya Takeuchi

Miki Matsubara (my QUEEN my everything my-)

Anri

Taeko Onuki (one of my most listened to artists last yr for a Reason)

Kaoru Akimoto

Kingo Hamada

Jun Togawa

Bossa Nova:

Joao Gilberto (ooo he gets me every time i fucking love this man)

Elizeth Cardoso

Johnny Alf (forgot this man the first time around my bad BUT he's called the father of bossa nova for a reason so)

Hip Hop:

Flyana Boss (they're sooooo good i actually can't gush enough i have never felt so girlypop listening to music before go listen to them!! found the duo through ig so yeah if u want go follow them on there too to show support)

Lil Uzi Vert (for any emo lovers, go check out his song Werewolf with Bring Me the Horizon it is SO GOOD)

Samyra (she's slowly curing my body dysmorphia lol)

Yame (there's an accent on the e but idk how to do that on tumblr. anyway my ass loves french rap and before him i was stuck with klub des loosers so he saved my faith in the genre i can't even lie)

Lay Bankz (u cannot be chronically online and not have heard Ick yet, but i'm repping her regardless bc SHE'S SO GOOD)

A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie (HEAR ME OUT-)

Kaliii (Area Codes was one of my most listened to songs last year... as it should be tbh)

Miguel (he does R&B too i just first listened to him bc of his collab w J.Cole sooo)

Tyler the Creator (putting him on here just to brag abt getting to see him in concert lmao)

XXXTentacion (he has been mourned and talked abt an insane amount, but he deserves it i'm not even gonna joke on this one. his artistry is insane and he deserves some love if u haven't listened to him yet)

Kendrick Lamar (i mean i've been reblogging stuff abt him enough. Mr. Morale was actually the album that made me start Listening listening to him and i'm honestly glad it was bc that album is still my favourite to this day if i'm being totally honest)

Renaissauce (criminally and i do mean CRIMINALLY underrated)

#ok i'm stopping here bc i'm a little scared that tumblr is gonna crash on me soon #but u guys get the point #if anyone wants an extension of this list w more genres i would be happy to provide btw #this felt so chaotic to make but it was rlly fun to go through my spotify and actually check the artists i listen to #idk sometimes u just have to remind yourself that you do in fact have good music sometimes lol #music #kendrick lamar #tyler the creator #kali uchis #samara joy #music recs #was contractually obligated to make this after seeing how white some ppl's playlists r apparently #and like guys... you've got no excuse if my white ass can find time to appreciate music #plus these artists r all amazing on their own anyway so check them out regardless #also i'm so sorry to my moots for not shutting up abt music lately #apparently i had a lot of feelings abt it that i have not been getting of my chest so #i'll be back to posting the norm soon (although what even is the norm for me lol)

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sugar-omi · 1 month

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yo this is random asf but i'm watching girls trip rn and idk if you've seen it but there's this scene where a girl and this guy are hooking up and she's rubbing on his dick and she's like "you should move your arm" and he gon smile and say "that's not my arm" and she was like DAMN

so just imagine that with Cove, but instead of being all cocky about it he's like super flustered that you would even think it was that big. idk why, but shy Cove just awakens something in me. like damn, now i HAVE to choke on your dick

i mean i was going to regardless but still 🤭

i don't know what girls trip is but I'm fucking losing it over this idea because I can SEE COVE'S FLUSHED FACE N I LOVE IT

he's so not the type to be so outwardly proud of his size. in fact, he probably wouldn't think anything of his size until you're getting more n more intimate but even then it probably doesn't click for him, even if you're smaller than him, the thought just doesn't hit him..

he's been a big guy all his life. doesn't think that it translates to his dick as well.

definitely never engaged in guy talk like that either. like even warm (sociable) cove, would listen to his guy friends talk, but he wouldn't engage or entertain any of the stuff they were saying

even if he heard girls, or even you! talking about "oh he must be packing" he wouldn't ever think. huh. I'm also tall... or get curious about the size of his length n take up a ruler

wouldn't even realize it until it's clear you're gonna go all the way soon. n he reads up on stuff because he wants your first time to be perfect... n he's reading n reading... finally realizes. oh. he's not average.

n if at any point. you say something like that, or go "you're so big.." in the middle of sex, it flusters him so bad. the first time you comment, he just asks if that's a bad thing, or if he's hurting you...

but this scenario specifically? you're rubbing up on his dick, totally groping him through his sweatpants and looking obviously pleased with how he immediately reacts to your touch, even more pleased to see the blood is clearly only making it to his face and his cock.

you're clearly messing with him when tell him to "move his arm", still sputters out that that's definitely not his arm.. and if his shyness is anything to go by, or the way his cock twitches under the heat of your palm, well it's not a fucking snake either.

he'd be so confused when you huff out a desperate breath and mumble "fuck.." n take your kiss swollen lip under your teeth, as if he just said the sexiest thing ever.

sees how your demeanor changes.. your eyes look more cloudy, hazed over with thick lust, your eyes moving south, and your hand both trying to gauge his size and turn him on.

asks, "is that.. is that okay?" and if you wanna continue. is so fucking surprised by how you all but crumble in despair at the mere thought of stopping

oh and if, or when, you let him know how much you love his size. he's blushing like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time. in fact, worse than. can't handle your vulgar descriptors without them going straight to his dick

does tell you he doesn't wanna hurt you, but uh.. he'd be down to try that stuff one day if you mean it.

and yknow... i just thought about it. the first patreon dlc, when you're giving cove head and he thrusts up into your mouth, and forces your head down his length while he cums

can't tell me MC's throat wasn't sore or at least a bit rough after last night. cove didn't mean to be rough, and he really wasn't trying to be. but it's not like having your head held down while a guy cums down your throat is a daily occurrence

he does feel bad, pampers you a bit in the morning before you go about your day. but doesn't last when you're sitting there, smirking n telling him you want him to be rougher next time. or that he could use your throat like a sleeve and you'd still be happy

at this rate, it's definitely your fault he becomes such a horndog 🤭

#olba #cove holden #cove holden x reader #smut #cove holden smut

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nrdmssgs · 7 months

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can you write something with reader and gromsko and how gromsko would treat her if she was his wife? i’ve heard some seriously questionable things about polish people from my boyfriend, he could be biased but from what i know they are super misogynistic and gromsko gives off traditional vibes yknow.

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Wow, that is a very interesting request, actually!

First of all, I am very sorry, that your boyfriend had bad experience with Polish people and I really hope, that things get better. My very first work was in a Polish company, and I've met the sweetest, nicest people there. There was literally one issue - I was young, tiny and underweight, and they all felt sorry about that and constantly tried to feed me.)) So the reason I'm telling this here is to highlight, that there are so many different people in every country.

I don't have anything against authors, who chose to depict him as very traditional (in a negative way) person. It is always important to not forget, such people exist. But I want to offer you a slightly different approach to him. Let's just call it an experiment and see, if it works both for you and me, ok? We will keep this guy traditional more or less, but shift him to a non-toxic side.

Husband Gromsko HCs

Long before the marriage, he takes you with him on a trip across Poland to meet his relatives. Won't stop until you meet everyone. Grannies, aunties, nieces - everyone. You are about to become part of his family and it's important to him, that you are truly integrated in the family and shown love from every single part of it.

He asks his parents to bless your marriage, and definitely asks your parents to let him make a proposal to you. It is not that he is dependent - he was raised in a culture, where respect to elderly is everything.

Regardless of how devout he and you are (even if you are an atheist), Gromskо will persuade you to a traditional wedding ceremony.

If you do not belong to any church or are simply a representative of another faith, he will not rest until he persuades the priest of his native church to allow you two to marry.

Yes, this guy will start to fight for your marriage long before it even starts. He doesn't try to force you into faith though. If needed - he is ready to pray for you both. Because you are his love and Sobieslaw has enough faith to keep you in Gods good books.

Once you are his, truly and finally his - Sobieslaws mind is all concentrated on two objectives: domesticating you and welcoming children in your family.

His biggest fear is to fail you. And in his mind, keeping you on your work equals failing you. If you worry about money - it means to Gromsko, that he doesn't provide well enough.

It will take a lot of talking to change his mind. But eventually he will understand. No matter, what he is taught to believe - you, his wife, love of his life, come first. Always. If you are 100% sure, this is the way, you want to live - he will support your choice to keep your work.

He wants children. Not a single child - children. It will break his heart, if you are not in the same boat with him on that one. He won't push you too hard, won't give ultimatums - but he will constantly try to bring the similar wish into your mind.

He is a 'look how adorable these little ones', 'look how tiny this baby beanie is' type of guy. Watches his friends kids on the playground, while embracing you lovingly and whispering 'they are sweet, but our little treasure would be the sweetest'.

If you are as enthusiastic as he is, and you get pregnant - prepare to meet doctor Gromsko. He won't leave your side, not for a day, even if it affects his career. Who gives a f**k about work stuff, when the most important person out there prepares to gift him the second most important person in his life?

He will monitor you constantly, take you to every single check up, make sure you get all the essential vitamins, have enough of fresh air daily and NO stress.

Will welcome his child with tears, will cover your face with frantic, desperate kisses afterwards. "Dziękuję kochanie... dziękuję, dziękuję,dziękuję*!"

Gromsko loves it, when everybody knows, that you are his and he is yours. So please, if you take off your wedding ring for any reason - wear it on a chain as a necklace. Otherwise, he will be terrified, that it is a sign, you don't want him by your side anymore.

He is constantly worried, you might get sick, so he makes sure, you are always warm, you eat well (no matter what your body type is, his granny will still call you too thin, so Sobieslaw will worry about that), you get health checkups every now and then (even if you are feeling perfect!!!).

The most supporting guy, if you decide for any reason, that you don't want to work actively and choose to stay at home.

Gromsko won't just settle with 'ok, good, now I finally have a stay at home wifey'. He will make sure, you like every part of your home, have enough time and space for your hobbies, feel safe and loved.

By the way, the guy looks like the 'I'll build our house on my own' type. Who, if not him, knows better, what makes an ideal home for you and him? Of course, you can choose all the decorations, materials and so on. But he is the one, doing the building.

Dziękuję kochanie… dziękuję, dziękuję,dziękuję - Thank you, love... thank you, thank you, thank you.

#cod mw2 #cod #cod modern warfare #call of duty #cod x reader #call of duty mw2 #gromsko #modern warfare 2 #mw2 #modern warfare ii #gromsko mw2 #gromsko x reader #mw2 x reader #specgru cod #gromsko cod #sobiesław kościuszko #sobiesław kościuszko x reader #call of duty x reader

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intimidating-fettuccine · 8 months

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Jason, bloody painter and Liu (seperately) with a partner who loves giving and covering them with bites/hockey's? (Wouldn't have to be in a highly visible place if the other isn't into it but yknow. Just everywhere else lol)

Jason:

Jason hates his skin for this factor. Jason fucking LOVES it when you leave hickeys on him, but due to the fact that his skin is essentially a softened porcelain, anything left on him heals extremely quickly, not even making it through the night into the morning usually. Because of this, and his talent with makeup, Jason has started replicating your hickeys left on him with makeup. He tells you to absolutely cover him in hickeys, leave as many as you want to wherever you want to, and he'll take pictures of them, and in the morning as part of his getting ready routine, he'll recreate them. He always does a fantastic job, and the marks last for much longer when he can just keep reapplying them. He doesn't care what anybody else thinks about it, either. Leave them as visible as you want to, and he'll wear them with pride. If you'd like, you can also just leave a bunch of actual hickeys on him before he leaves for work in the mornings, although they'll be gone by the time his shift is over, if you'd like to not have to do the makeup portion. Jason is fine either way, because regardless of whether it's fresh or makeup, it's proof that your mark was left on him, and that makes him so, extremely, incredibly happy, because he loves you, and it's proof that you love him and he belongs to you.

Helen:

Helen, starting out, was very flustered about receiving hickeys. He's never had a partner that he trusted enough to leave them before, so when you start doing it, it's very flustering for him, as he's not used to it. He originally requests that you leave them in hidden places, and while he's shy about it originally, he comes to find that he actually really, REALLY loves it when you leave them on him. He's never felt the feeling of belonging to someone before, not before he started dating you, and so the marks you leave across his skin begin to reinforce that idea, and quite honestly, he gets a lot of excitement out of them. To be sitting there, tracing over the areas of his skin where he knows there are marks that nobody else knows about, it makes him shiver and tremble, because he finally has a partner that he loves and that loves him enough to mark him. He originally requested that they be left in secret areas, but occasionally, he'll ask you to leave them in a much more visible spot. He wears those ones with pride, and it makes him even more excited and happy that it means that other people will see those marks and know that he belongs to you too. His skin, more often than not, is probably covered in hickeys from you, and that's the way that he prefers it to be.

Puppeteer:

Pup is probably the only one out of these three that will never want you to leave them in visible places. He likes his affection and romantic life to be private, and he doesn't want other people to be able to see the marks that you leave on him. That being said, you can absolutely cover him in them anywhere that's hidden. Pup loves it when you leave marks on him, and especially if they're accompanied by bites. I feel like he has a little bit of a thing for pain, so if you want to suck and bite on every inch of his skin that he covers with clothes, you can absolutely feel free to, and he won't complain one bit. I think Pup gets comfort from the marks that you leave behind on his skin. He's so used to feeling completely alone, so when he remembers those markings that are dotted across him, it reminds him that he has you and that he's not alone, and that he still gets to go home to you every night. I feel like when his marks start fading and there just aren't really any left on him anymore, he goes to find you and asks for you to place them all over him again, that way he never has to go without them, and it becomes a very intimate practice for the two of you. Although, having you do it in winter quickly becomes his favorite, because he always wears longer clothes and scarves in winter, which means you can leave them in even more places than before.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #jason the toymaker #jason the toymaker x reader #jason the toymaker headcanon #jason the toymaker headcanons #bloody painter #bloody painter x reader #bloody painter headcanons #bloody painter headcanon #puppeteer #puppeteer headcanons #puppeteer headcanon #puppeteer x reader

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asmodeauxx · 5 months

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HEY HEY HI HI HDHDEJSJ MY BRAIN HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY UR ART (I am normal)

I don’t mean to come across rude or pushy btw (if I do) ANYWAYS

1. How old is Narinder and the Lamb in your au? I imagine like, ancient for Narinder, but how much time has passed since the canon story for our favorite cult leader?

2. Does the lamb use they/them pronouns? Regardless they give me MAJOR gender envy (compliment)

3. Is the mysterious floating eyeball god thingie going to show up? If they do, would that be a good or a bad thing? (They scary 💀)

4. Do we have an oficial name for “the lamb”? Bc I keep saying the lamb but like what do they/insert correct pronouns here go by?

5. How much power did Narinder keep from his godhood, if any at all?

6. Where exactly does this AU take place in the canon timeline? As in, like relics of the past and all that (if that makes sense 😭)

ANYWAYS I LOVE UR AU, SORRY IF ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS HAD OBV ANSWERS OR CANT BE ANSWERED BC IT’LL BE REVEALED LATER, HAVE A GOOD DAY ! : D

you have no idea how long i've been wanting to push these answers out,,,/pos

DDUP takes place around 40-50 years after the games ending, and which in turn starts at the beginning of Relics of The Old Faith! Their ages aren't properly estimated, but they are ranged! Narinder is ranging from 2000-3000 years old while the Lamb is a mere 300-400 years in comparison! (It took a long while for the Lamb to free Narinder)

2. The Lamb indeed does use they/them pronouns!

3. The Mystic Seller is scripted to show up (as evident of it starting at the beginning of Relics) but to say whether it's good or bad,,, up to your interpretation for now ;)

4. I indeed have an official name for the Lamb! Of course, I won't be able to share it now (only till plot demands such!)

5. Narinder kept a good chunk of his powers! (albeit not as strong as it used to be) he also got a handy new trick down his sleeve literally

This is a ref image I made on his powers that I've shown so far!

(i've posted this image before on my old acc but,, yknow,,,)

6. I hadn't realised this was a later question jhfdsh, but yeah! Takes place during Relics of The Old Faith!

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb au #cotl au #cotl lamb #the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #the one who waits #death do us part #ask #i literally love it when i get long asks #ARFGHFSF i need to spew my nonsense...

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comradekatara · 3 months

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How do you think the ATLA storyline would change if Yue was the Avatar? (based on the theory that she was meant to be the Avatar if the cycle wasn't thrown off balance by the genocide/aang running away, explaining her birth circumstances)

I've always loved this au idea and was wondering how you think it would play out (yknow, yue being a waterbender, learning the elements and defeating ozai).

okay i mean obviously my immediate thought is “what role do katara and sokka play in this” because i refuse to entertain any AU wherein katara and sokka are not front and center. so i guess i could see kanna encouraging katara to escape to the north after a brush with the fire nation (zuko perhaps? he was in southern waters regardless of whether or not they found aang) leads kanna to realize that they aren’t safe in their village. so katara and sokka go up north (although it’s a lot less comfortable without a bison) and they get there in time for yue’s sixteenth birthday, which is when it’s announced that she is, in fact, the avatar.

katara gets really pissed off that pakku will make an exception to teach yue waterbending but not her, but pakku is just like “well she’s the princess and the avatar. you’re just a southern peasant” and katara goes OFF. at which point pakku realizes that she’s kanna’s granddaughter and is like “oh shit” etc etc. so katara and yue start learning side by side, and katara is like “so when are you going to leave the north pole and fight in the war?” and yue is just like. “the what.”

katara storms into the room she shares with sokka after practice one day and just goes “YUE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT THE WAR” and sokka, who has been hopelessly pining over her with the knowledge that nothing could ever happen between them is just like “NOW’S MY CHANCE.” so he goes to yue and is like “i know this might sound crazy, but please hear me out,” and then explains, with no detail spared, the geopolitical conflict that has been ravaging the rest of the world for the past century. he somehow conveniently leaves out every personal tragedy he’s experienced, but it’s still incredibly comprehensive all told. and then he’s like “wouldn’t you know all this anyway? by being the avatar and being able to talk to your past lives?”

and yue suddenly realizes that the absurd nightmares she’s been plagued with all her life were actually memories, and she feels so guilty that she somehow never realized it sooner. so she goes to her father and tells him that as the avatar, is her duty to master all the elements and fight the firelord, and arnook is like, well as the princess it is your duty to remain safely in agna qel’a. so after yue feels that she has sufficiently mastered waterbending (and that katara can teach her the rest), she escapes with katara and sokka and they go to the earth kingdom to find an earthbending master (and they somehow manage to find toph). and so on and so forth.

ultimately, while i do think there’s something beautiful about yue reclaiming her power and autonomy, i still don’t think it’s more compelling than the original show, or the significance of aang’s central role. i do in fact firmly maintain that the only remotely compelling alternate avatar AUs are sokka, azula, mai, or ty lee. yue’s complicated tragedy is more compelling to me than yue being an empowered girlboss (sideyes natla). but it is kind of fun to think about. if nothing else, katara and yue being classmates is cute.

#yes i had to write out that entire stream of consciousness thought exercise just to realize that it doesn’t really work #idk man. it is what it is #twitterpat #asks #AUs #yue #katara #sokka #katara&yue

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starcanwrecked-confessions · 1 month

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ok this has been coming for a while.

i really just. dont understand at all why people like max jagerman. at all. so many people ive seen try to redeem him and "oh his father is abusive 🥺" which yeah sure, thats Bad, but yknow what else is?? max!!! he has a few offhanded lines and so many people jumped on that and by god i. fandom!max is this oh no im actually a good person guys i want to change and be better oh no (also the whole "hes mean because of internalised homophobia!!!!" thing which. is a whole other can of worms.)

max jagerman, sad alluded backstory, is an awful person. he torments anyone he pleases relentlessly, he has enough power here to dictate who his friends can date, and his whole thing after death of murdering the nerds?? that didnt come from nowhere!!

also a word about michie because i hate it so so so much! im autistic, and i have been and still kinda am bullied for it. i see a lot of myself in richie, and then people take max, who fucking bullied richie for years, and is like yeah this is a great ship!!!! "richie felt the worst at max's death--" HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THATS BECAUSE IT WAS A HORRIFYING SITUATION REGARDLESS OF WHO IT WAS AND NOT BECAUSE HE WAS """SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HIM"""???? AND WHERE TF ARE YOU GETTING MAX RECIPROCATING FROM?? even in a redemption au (yet another can of worms!!) max has still done awful shit. AND WHEN PEOPLE SHIP THEM IN CANON OH BOY--

this fandom uwu-ifies max so bad and he genuinely disgusts me my god (i can smell the tags/comments on this a mile away but oh well!! i have made my piece!!! im not trying to target anyone here i just. need to vent my frustrations :/)

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #Anti Max Jägerman #anti michie

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yongislong · 2 years

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tiktok prank 2 + 127.

genre: nonidol!127 reacting to you not saying i love you back hehe, fluff, angst maybe? domestic, established relationships. nonidol!127

note: hiii tysm for requesting anon! i hope this lives up to your expectations haha, i had a hard time writing this and tbh im not really happy with it :(, lmk what you all think though! reqs are open! not proofread haha

taeil... says it before he leaves for his night shift. you just reply with a simple "okay darling, be safe!" and he freezes. not down For The Games. stomps back to you crossing his arms, tapping his foot, while unknowingly pouting. you play with him even more by asking him if he forgot anything. he loses it. he catches on that you're messing with him as you try to bite your cheeks to hold in your smile but still plays along bc he thinks this prank is lame regardless!! "YA! I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION!"

johnny... makes his signature confused face after you hang up the phone with a simple "bye babe!" ponders. is sitting in bed replaying every single sentence he contributed during that conversation lol. takes it upon himself to face time you and ask you if maybe, possibly, by chance... you are mad about something. you can't help but laugh and he hangs up. you send him a tiktok of someone doing the same thing and he sends you back a screenshot with your contact name being changed to "pathological liar" with a picture of the joker... thinks its peak comedy

taeyong... pouts. if you don't say you love him back as soon as he pats your head to grab something from the vending machine next to the library, he's so lost. im sorry he's so babygirl i feel like he would actually get so confused. he's the only one who has a public tiktok account and tbh, i feel like he would be addicted to it as a uni student so you really don't think it's gonna work but his overthinking lead to not being able to form valid thoughts lol. immediately sits back down and pulls your chair up to his knees and traps you until you say it back or tell him why you never said it, intense eye contact lol.

yuta... i feel like people would peg him as being annoyed or even borderline mean but i feel like he would be so worried. just expected you to say it after he shouted it before closing the front door behind him and it takes him half a second before he's back inside trying to look for you and asking you whats wrong. you feel so bad LMAO. "you know you can tell me anything right, like literally anything, and it doesn't have to be right know you know, just-!" yeah you kiss him to shut him up. you lie and pretend you didn't hear him because you cannot bare to tell him it was a prank lol :(

doyoung... IM ON MY POUTY DOIE AGENDA idc yes he's grown but i feel like he would absolutely be like "hmmhph???" whiny. "say it baaaackkkkuuhhhghh!!!" you love to mess with him though so you pretend you have no idea what he's talking about. literally shakes it out of you. like grabs your shoulders and squeezes and hugs and twists and lifts and shakes you LMAOOO. if you're both laying down he would start being so annoying and trying to push you off him. he's back to normal once you say it back. he sees the prank a week later online and he sends you the link followed by many frowny emojis

jaehyun... not playing these games fr LMAO. like i've said before i think he's more like... frat boy ish however i think he would really care about whoever he's with, so like yuta, i think he'd be more worried about why you didn't say i love you back after he did before bed, than anything else. he sits up and asks if he did something today that upset you, but you tell him it was a prank. says its an evil prank and demands you delete tiktok immediately lol. i think he would be out of touch with the internet PFT so he's more lost than annoyed or pouty yknow? doesn't get the prank PFTT he's like "that's so mean :("

jungwoo... SOO ANNOYED. 127 said he's actually really manly when he's not on camera but i feel like he'd have a soft spot for you regardless. would be sooo confused before it turns into annoyance. keeps following you around like a puppy and whenever you look at him he gives you the most sassy facial expressions ever. like full nine yards with the eye roll, scoff, crossing his arms, etc. "helloo???" won't stop following you. lives for the silent treatment tbh. it eventually gets too much when you call for toilet paper from your shared bathroom and he ignores you LMAO. says it was a stupid prank and to not do it again but he's smiling and boops your nose while he says it

mark... oh my god please. he's such a gen z, yet he's always a month behind every trend so this completely went over his head. like yuta and jae, is just wondering if he did something wrong. can't live with himself until he gets to the bottom of it. he says it to you over the phone and when you hang up after saying "me too!" he wonders why you didn't actually say i love you. needless to say he walks across campus all the way to your dorms and shows up at your door, scratching the back of his neck asking shyly why you didn't say it back. you play dumb and pretend to not know what it is lol. you admit its a prank after you see him getting flustered and stuttering PFT. you both stay up watching a ton of tiktoks of people doing the trend, he has a lot of opinions on other peoples relationships LMAOO

haechan... please don't ever try and do this to him. he's going to go to the ends of the earth to annoy you. after you don't say it, he gives you that cocky smirk and head tilt while laughing like a mobster LOL. will say it until you say it back, doesn't matter how long it takes. knows its a prank but doesn't care because, to be honest has been waiting for you to try this on him just so he has the excuse to be clingy and follow you around the apartment. and oh boy, he does not let you go until you say it back. tickles it out of you. says the only way to be able to forgive you is to watch disney's hercules together while cuddling

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kachowden · 1 year

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Would Cameron (yandere therapist) love a darling that is an exotic dancer? Darling is upfront with it, knowing what it means to be profesional. They respect his time always and seem to draw boundaries with him just because of it.

Really they are just too sweet and kind. Being placed as the scum of society makes them want to be better. Maybe they also double as an escort to fancy places sometimes, being arm candy for any wealthy person willing to pay their high fees (don’t worry, they are extremely profesional at what they do. A really good actor they are). I Can just imagine his jealousy. How was he supposed to focus on winning his darling over when, others are touching them? Seeing their body in ways that only should be allowed by HIM. Do you think he would ever be bold enough to try and “rent” their darling? Maybe secretly go see one of their shows at a high end club that reeks of sin? His darling enchanting men and women alike with their movements.

Cameron would love darling no matter what. He’s in love with you. Regardless of what you do for a living whether that be dancing, teaching, murdering etc

Cameron, down to his core, is a very respectful and polite man. Being a therapist as is, he doesn’t really have any room or desire to judge you, or anyone for that matter.

However, despite him respecting your profession, he’s man enough to admit that he does get jealous. He trusts you! Of course he does. Besides, he knows all your tells so you lying to him wouldn’t really work out anyway. He just doesn’t trust…others. It won’t be a matter of sneaking in to see you, or request you.

It’ll be a matter of him giving very generous donations to your place of work. And maybe possibly hiring security to keep anyone from being able to rent you if you do happen to work as an escort.

Suddenly you stopped receiving customers? Oh no, that’s terrible! He’ll be more than happy to fill up your schedule though! He’ll even pay extra!

Now let’s put this under the impression that you guys have been talking outside of the sessions. As “friends”.

Since yknow, no client relationships. (For now)

And you brought up that you were an exotic dancer.

He may express an interest in your line of work! Perhaps ask you to show him the ropes. Figuratively speaking.

And also literally.

Imagine you too dancing together? Doesn’t that sound fun?

All in all, Cameron doesn’t care what you do for a living. Yes he’ll be jealous. But you’ll be only his soon enough anyway right? So he can’t take care of you once that happens and then you wont even need to work anymore.

I mean if you want to, I guess he’ll let you. But let him be your manager of sorts at least. He’ll make sure everything’s perfect for you too. You want the stage to yourself? Consider it done.

You want the guy who stole some of your earnings form you taken care? Not really his style but he’ll hire someone to do it no problem.

He’ll do anything for you.

#yandere #x oc #yandere x reader #x reader #yandere therapist #Cameron Oc

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hello . i would like to talk about my own sexuality/relationship headcanons for the wbn trio since it’s a topic of conversation today :3

jack and elsa are both bisexual. this is a semi-recent discovery for both of them, given that most of elsa’s sexual partners have been women and most of jack’s sexual and romantic partners have been men. had they been asked about their sexualities pre-special, they’d both probably identify themselves as some flavor of gay (here meaning same-sex attracted, rather than an umbrella term like queer!). there is a reason why i have referred to the two of them running into each other in the maze as The Bisexual Jumpscare.

jack is also asexual! he’s not particularly sex-repulsed, he just largely views sex as a bonding activity and a way to make his partner feel good/express romantic love. this is fine by ted because uhh. i mean. let’s all be honest with ourselves here, it is very doubtful that my man has a libido anymore or the hardware to make it happen.

on the other end of the spectrum, you have elsa who only rarely indulged in sex as a way to scratch the human need itch. most of her past partners were one-night stands and she never stuck around for long, either way. but, once she and jack got together, her libido went fucking haywire and now she’s constantly (willingly!) dragging him into ulysses’s old bed chambers. good for her. good for them.

ted only the other hand is Gay gay. he did have a wife pre-transformation as per comics canon but, at the time they were married, he hadn’t really realized or even explored that particular facet of himself. workaholic scientist, yknow. he was operating under the typical “oh i guess i have to get married now because that’s what people Of My Age do.” there also might have been some period-accurate comphet involved, depending on how old he actually is.

ironically and perhaps to metatextually lean into monsters being queer-coded, becoming what he is now, while obviously a traumatic experience at the time, eventually allowed ted the freedom to explore this facet of himself and become comfortable with it.

jack and ted call each other husbands. they are not legally married. it just kind of started as a bit one day and it stuck. at what point did it stop being a bit? they don’t know and have not addressed it. jack would love to wear a ring regardless but he’s very worried about accidentally severing a finger if he forgets to take it off before the full moon.

on the hand, if anyone refers to jack as anything less neutral than elsa’s partner, she Will start gagging. she is forty one years old, she is nobody’s fucking girlfriend. wife is also off the table. she’d get married for practical tax reasons or something maybe but it would have to just be signing a paper in a courthouse with one (1) witness. an actual wedding ceremony (having to bear her stupid soft feelings in front of everyone she knows!!!) would be akin to a particularly humiliating trip through the nine circles of hell for her.

i call them the people’s polycule but they’re really more like a poly v with jack as the midpoint. ted and elsa are decidedly not romantically interested in each other at all but they Are besties united by their love for their beloved little bow wow. i know we have confirmation of the “she’s not into dogs” line but my headcanon is and always will be that the thing ted says to jack to make him laugh at the end is only kind of a joke about being willing to try opening things up if he wanted to.

(jack immediately dismissed this as A Joke and that was when ted knew he was in for a whole lot of yearning. god help him.)

#werewolf by night #mcu #jack russell #elsa bloodstone #ted sallis #IDK meta time i suppose. i’ve thought about this A Lot and this seemed like as good a time as any to put it all out there

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claymorexpunisher · 2 years

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Sweet Dreams...(18+ Fic) (Pt. 1/2)

Thank you to @moxleyunstable for the inspo! I love causing filthy chaos with you! 😂😇

DISCLAIMER: This is NSFW. If that's not your thing, keep scrolling. I try to tag my work appropriately, so if you choose to click on my work regardless, use your own discretion. Thank you for the love always and enjoy!✨

Pairing(s): Roman Reigns/Fem. Reader (established Jey Uso/Fem. Reader)

Summary: Switch!Jey's bratty and sadist Sub has been having some trouble sleeping, causing her to act up. Jey enlists his cousin, Roman to set her straight...

Tags: 18+, bratting, sadism, masochism, bondage, flogging, overstimulation, forced orgasms.

Word Count: 2,615

Jey could sense that he had to pull out the big guns tonight.

It wasn’t that I didn’t respect him, I absolutely did.

But Jey and I- and his cousin, Roman- had an understanding at this point.

He wasn’t always the commanding and harsh Dom I sometimes needed, and we quickly found that out when we first started dating.

As fun as Jey was to poke at, I knew and understood that he wasn’t always up for dishing out harsh punishments, but sometimes that was just what I needed… and that’s where Roman would step in.

At first, I wasn’t too keen on the idea of bringing someone else into our dynamic, much less using Jey’s cousin.

So, imagine my fucking surprise when Jey himself asked me to consider that option!

(Past)

‘’You trust him, dontcha?’’ Jey asked me the night that he had brought up the idea.

I felt my face grow warm at the mere idea and of course, he noticed.

‘’And you think he’s good-looking,’’ he said, smirking a little as I buried my face into his chest.

‘’Jeyyy!’’ I whined, laughing a little. ‘’I just don’t want this to be weird. I mean, he’s your cousin.’’ I almost whispered as if we weren’t in the privacy of our own home.

Now it was his turn to laugh.

‘’Baby, it’s not like I’m talkin’ threesomes. I just trust him to be able to do what we need him to do. You’re my girl, yknow? I’m not gonna just hand you off to just anybody. I needa know that you’re gonna be in good hands.’’ He murmured, softly kissing the spot behind my ear when I lifted my head from his warm chest to smile at him.

After not much further back and forth, I accepted.

(Present)

‘’Baby, c’mon, let’s go home. We gotta be up early tomorrow.’’ Jey whispered discreetly to me as he wrapped an arm around my shoulders.

I was perfectly content to continue chit-chatting with Alexa and she knew exactly what I was doing.

Only she didn’t know why.

I wasn’t tired at all, and I knew that it was gonna take a lot to get me to sleep tonight.

But if I didn’t get some sleep soon, I was gonna deeply regret it in the early morning.

That tended to happen from time to time due to how fucking insane our WWE schedules were.

There weren’t many people in the locker room who knew about the dynamic in our relationship, both those who did definitely got a kick outta seeing me act up every now and then.

Before I even responded to Jey, I could see Alexa’s lips twitching in amusement.

‘Yeah, I’m goin’. One sec, babe.’’ I said a little too flippantly, then I turned my attention back to Alexa.

… Then I felt Jey’s hold on me stiffen a bit, until he slowly extricated himself from me.

Once again, I felt his warm breath against my ear as he whispered.

‘’5 minutes.’’ Was all Jey said before he walked away to the parking lot.

I let about 7 minutes go by before I felt my phone buzz in my hands and my legs became a little wobbly as I looked at the name that came up on my screen.

Clearly Jey wasn’t fuckin’ around tonight.

‘’Who is it?’’ Alexa asked, looking between me and at the phone I had yet to answer.

‘’… It’s Joe.’’ I winced and she mimicked my expression.

‘’Good luck!’’ Alexa said to me and gave my shoulder a sympathetic squeeze.

I knew that I had brought this upon myself, but I wasn’t going down without a fight.

‘’What do you want, Joe?’’ I murmured.

Alexa’s eyes widened a little at my tone, but I just smirked.

In my bratty haze, I seemed to have forgotten just how fucking sadistic Roman could get.

But I was gonna be reminded real soon…

‘’First off, watch that tone… you’re ridin’ with me tonight. I don’t care who you’re talking to- you could be talkin’ to the boss himself. Don’t make me come get you myself.’’ Roman growled, making me melt into a puddle almost immediately.

Roman didn’t have to yell in order to command a room, much less to get me to do what he wanted.

But sometimes that pissed me off- the ease in which he could make me switch up and get me to almost stand at attention.

Tonight, I wanted to fight back a little harder.

Knowing that I could trust him to be up for the challenge, I felt myself slipping further into that tumultuous haze that clouded my judgement.

And so, I poked.

‘’Aww you gonna carry me to the car, Romieee?!’’ I mocked.

But instead of his deep, rumbling voice, I was met with a dial tone.

‘’… He hung up.’’ I said to Alexa, gulping a little nervously now to which she replied with an ‘oh shit’ expression.

Not even 2 minutes later, I felt a large hand casually resting on the back of my neck, giving it a squeeze for a nanosecond.

‘’Hey, Alexa.’’ Roman smiled kindly at the blonde before looking at me.

He was smiling at me too, but his eyes told a different story.

Foolishly, I didn’t think he’d actually come and get me.

But holy shit…

‘’Let’s go.’’ He said and this time, I didn’t argue.

The fact that he actually followed through in such a public way threatened to make my knees go wobbly again and so I bid Alexa goodnight and I followed Roman to his rental…

~~~

‘’Where’re we going?’’ I softly asked after a few tense minutes of silence as the driver took us to whatever destination Roman had decided for us.

Suddenly, an extremely lavish neighborhood came into view and my jaw dropped a bit.

In the WWE, we got paid well.

Though some definitely got paid better than others and Roman fell into that pool of select wrestlers.

‘’I don’t wanna do what I have to do, in a hotel room. Hotel room walls are paper thin.’’ Was all he said to me, causing me to worry my bottom lip between my teeth.

I didn’t reply as we walked into the mansion with our luggage after Roman gave the driver a hefty tip.

The place was absolutely insane.

The area was completely fenced in, with large arching doors leading us inside into a brightly lit and expansive foyer.

I was just admiring the stunning staircase when I heard Roman come up next to me.

‘’Come with me.’’ He said, not bothering to look behind him to see if I would follow him.

But of course, I did.

‘’Ooh, am I gonna get a spanking?!’’ I dared to say, and I could see Roman’s lips quirking up into a smirk for a fraction of a second at the excited and defiant lilt in my voice.

But he didn’t respond.

Roman just continued to lead the way upstairs until we reached a door at the end of a very long hallway.

I was almost disappointed when I was greeted by a pretty simple guest bedroom instead of a playroom, but I said nothing.

‘’Strip.’’ Roman commanded.

‘’Why?’’ I smirked, crossing my arms.

His left brow raised a little at my question, but I just continued to smirk.

‘’Because you need to take a shower...’’ I watched Roman’s eyes begin to sparkle in amusement and anticipation and my nerves spiked that much more.

I knew what was coming and I was not happy.

I hated cold showers.

Hated them with a passion.

That’s how I knew he was really mad.

The second my bottom lip began to tremble and my eyes watered, Roman shrugged carelessly.

‘’You can cry all you want. You asked for this and I’m not gonna stand here and argue with you about it. Clothes off, get in the shower.’’ Roman said, seemingly not at all affected by my tears.

Whenever he reached that point of detachment, I knew I was in for it.

There was no amount of fighting that would stop this punishment from coming.

Sniffling, I started to reluctantly peel off my clothes.

‘’How many seconds?’’ I asked simply and he shrugged again.

‘’If I don’t have to put you in there myself, I’ll be nice and make it 10.’’ The last time he did this it was 20.

The longest 20 seconds of my fucking life.

I knew better than to test him on this.

I was sobbing by the time we reached the shower and I let out a squeal when the cold water hit my skin.

Roman watched it all with that same cool and detached expression and I felt myself getting angry all over again.

I was smart enough not to let him have it in this moment, though.

I definitely didn’t want to have to make it 20 seconds underneath the ice-cold spray.

When Roman turned the dial and the water suddenly became warm, I sobbed again.

Only this time, I sobbed with relief, thankful for Roman’s small gesture of mercy.

I knew his mercy wouldn’t last long, though…

I watched as Roman rubbed his hands together and he paced the room, contemplating just what he should do with my bratty ass tonight.

The warm lighting in his playroom along with the silky ropes he used to tie my hands and feet which felt soft on my skin, made that fuzzy feeling in my head intensify.

I was a little embarrassed that my resolve was already slipping slightly after he made me take that ice-cold shower.

So, of course, to make up for it, I let some of that light and defiant amusement return to my features.

One look at my amused gaze had Roman walking over to me and gripping my chin roughly, giving me no choice but to look him in the eye.

‘’Something funny, you little brat?’’ His voice rumbled.

I chuckled despite wanting to buckle underneath his gaze.

I needed this and he knew it.

He knew me well enough to know that I was in the last few bouts of brattiness and it was only a matter of time before I became a floaty, blubbering mess and I couldn’t wait for him to take me there.

‘’You.’’ I replied.

Roman’s tongue snaked out to flick over his bottom lip, and I followed it with my eyes before I looked up at him again.

‘’You’re not gon’ be so amused in a bit.’’ He smirked, and I could see the sadist in him delighting in the possibilities of what he could do to me.

Saying nothing more, I watched Roman survey the row of floggers and I held my breath while he made his choice.

The second he reached for a thin-tailed flogger; my stomach bottomed out.

Fuck, this was gonna sting like a bitch… shitshitshit.

After the first hit, I gave him the last bit of fight I had left even though the sensation of the flogger’s tails hitting my skin felt like a cigarette being put out against my skin.

‘’Hngh!... all that fuckin muscle, and that’s the best you could do, Joe?’’ I mocked once the pain ebbed slightly.

Roman twirled the flogger and gave me two, more intense hits as a response.

‘’You wanna say that again?’’ he asked, daring me to respond.

‘’Cmon! Don’t you lift dudes for a fuckin’ living? Weeeeak,’’ I said, feigning complete boredom.

I laughed as Roman brought the flogger back down to his side.

I could see how much he was enjoying this despite his simmering gaze.

He gave me a few more lashings for good measure before he reached for a vibrating wand.

‘’You’re punishing me with orgasms?! Oh no!!” I exclaimed, giggling as he turned on the toy.

I had a half a mind to grow a bit nervous again at the smirk on Roman’s face, but still I faced him defiantly.

‘’From what Jey told me, you didn’t wanna go to bed. And even though you’ve done nothing but disrespect us both tonight, Imma be nice. Imma make sure you get some sleep tonight...’’ He purred with mock gentleness as he brought the toy to my soaking wet pussy.

Roman made me come relentlessly and my back arched against the feeling, searching for more.

But after a while, I was starting to regret my defiance.

Every mind-numbing orgasm now started to feel like pins and needles against my pussy along with the occasional sting of the flogger as Roman brought down on my skin every so often, and my gaze became unfocused as my mind got hazier and hazier.

‘’Please, I’m sorry! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Please, Sir…’’ I sobbed, finally addressing Roman the way I should and trying desperately to get away from the buzzing toy, but Roman persisted.

‘’Gimme one more,’’ he murmured, his eyes watching my every move.

I shook my head adamantly and let out another hiccupping sob.

‘’I can’t- please, I wanna-‘’ I gulped before continuing my pleading, but to no avail. ‘’ I wanna apologize to Jey! Please…’’

‘’Gimme one more and I’ll get him over here.’’ Roman commanded and finally, I let go once more.

My body trembled viciously as I climaxed again and through bleary eyes, I watched Roman smirk in delight.

‘’Good girl. See? You’re alright, babygirl.’’ He said softly, his features seamlessly melting into something softer once we both finally got what we needed from each other.

I let out soft hiccups as Roman finally untied me and brought me close against his broad chest.

His warmth was absolutely heavenly, and it slowly made my racing heart and mind settle into something calmer.

‘’You did so well, babe. Let’s get you in the bath and then I’ll send for Jey, alright?’’ Roman crooned, rubbing my back in soft, soothing circles.

I could only sniffle and give Roman a nod in response and I let him cross over to the bathroom to start the warm bath.

As soon as the warm water and scent of lavender hit my senses, I sighed happily.

A little while later, I was back in the guest room with a fluffy white robe wrapped around my body and under the thick duvet.

My muscles and my mind felt weightless.

But with a clearer mind came the gut-wrenching realization that I was horrible to Jey.

I knew that this was just how we played and that he didn’t really take any of it personally.

But I loved Jey and coming out of that bratty headspace almost always left me feeling a bit crappy until he eased my worries again.

That crushing feeling only grew when Jey finally peeked his head into the guest room.

Wordlessly, I outstretched my arms, reaching out to my boyfriend and I let out a sob as he easily complied and got under the covers with me.

‘’Joe said you had something you wanted to say to me…’’ Jey said, bringing me close to his chest.

But I lifted my head, wanting to look him in the eye when I said what I needed to say.

‘’I’m sorry I was so mean to you, J.’’ I sobbed softly.

I nuzzled against Jey’s touch as he gently wiped my tears and kissed my forehead.

‘’Thank you for saying you’re sorry, baby… I know. You gonna listen to me next time? You know I just want the best for my baby, right?’’ Jey asked while he tenderly held my chin.

At my affirmative nod, Jey gave me a soft kiss that I gladly reciprocated.

‘’Promise!’’ I swore…

Part 2

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