no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom,

deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, mangekyo sharigan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever....and THEN I'd let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPRENATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer, YOU sir can OBLITERATE me and uses no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

Is it possible to request an Evans reaction?

I have a few ideas....

After many attempts, he and the reader finally managed to conceive a child.(the reader had infertility)

Reaction to the fact that the reader turned out to be younger than he expected(how about an inept kiss?)

The reader sang a self-composed song for his birthday (maybe she also played the guitar?a love song for him?)

Literally one mention of suicide btw I know someone is gonna ask for a tw so here it is

Will probably do this because I just wanna and this is cute. When I was first reading the first one I thought you meant attempts as in dead attempts like suicide attempts ☠️ literally lmfao

I love using skull emojis like that. If anyone ever says oh I’m in the hospital I hope i don’t die or something serious send a skull emoji and then be like “oh mb I don’t wanna jinx it” funny asf bro I shit my pants laughing from that shit 💩 literally

This is me now because I have Gavin

Anyone else have to take time privileges away so I go to bed?

Guys I got a boyfriend 😝😝😝 he’s so cute too. You guys don’t even know. Ik none of you care but for those genuine people that like all my stupid posts if u care I’ve gotten a bf and he can manhandle me guys 🤭 he’s 256 lbs I think and Im 134 or around that mark. He’s so beefy dude and his d is fireeee. He treats me so good bro. We fucked and it might be over sharing but holy shit dude. Yknow how in some like fics it’ll say ‘he reached places I didn’t think he could’ is exactly what happened. I didn’t even know that was how you could cum while fucking bro I just thought you go in and out but he was like going way better than my dildos yall.

We were talking for awhile and he asked me if he could be my boyfriend. It wasn’t “can you be My girlfriend?” If was “can I be YOUR BOYFRIEND” yes pookie you can tf he’s so hot bro I’m actually about bust

Anyways he makes super good chicken Alfredo allegedly!!! 😏 he’s gonna make it tonight for us so I hope it’s good. I’ll tell what happened on here. Idgaf if you don’t care I’m just so happy bro like

Also his name is Gavin. He lowkey sounds like a nerd but he’s like borderline a truck

If I were to make fics again would y’all support them ?

I’d write but I can’t because I’m deadass using a iPad rn. It’s a bit hard to write stories honestly??? Especially quotations I’d go insane. Apple iPads specifically are so complicated? I have a Samsung but bitch why is this question mark like a puzzle to get to tf 😔

Peter is so fine bro omfg. Evan with that wig is so fire

hey dude it's great to have you back 👍

i do just wanna say @ ur update post that tumblr considers talk about weight loss and not eating pro ana bc it can trigger ppl struggling with ed's

hope all is good!

I haven’t checked my inbox in awhile, so sorry if this is late. I’ll update the post right after this, thx 4 telling me. I was thinking about it originally but I wasn’t sure if it was really needed and I didn’t wanna be like one of those people you put tw for like cussing or something. And everything’s good, hope u all r too! 🩷🩷

Why can’t I just be a plant? That would be so peaceful. Just wanting some sun and water and just live. Life is so hard for no reason I wish we all would just like stfu and live. Or like we could all die. I wanna be a cactus man. That shit must be so peaceful

Omg dude I can’t even explain how nice it is to see like one of the only fics that have my kinkyshit in them say fem!reader. Never been so damn happy in my life. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I wish I was like popular enough to do different fandoms ykwim? Like I’m not saying pls give me attention but like if I ever did I know damn well that shit would flop harder then that fucking jpm knife fic. Looking back on it I literally never used this hoe right here ; ???? At least it was simple ig. Also I apologize much for how many non con fics I made. I used to be like into that a lot. I’m not anymore though, into worse 😛🙏🙏

Also I’m currently using a big ass iPad rn because my wonderful awesome iPhone broke. I switched a few months ago and I’m too lazy to get it fixed so I have to use this fat ass iPad 🥰🥰

Tw for weight loss related stuff

Hello booboobears. Been awhile, but if you care I lost a lot of weight in like idk a few months? I used to be embarrassingly around 170 at 5 foot(chubby) and now I’m 120. Proud of myself. I just drank water with one meal a day if u also care lmfao. Oh and I died my hair a few fun colors!!! I did hot pink on my whole head and got my roots redone, and then after I got bored and I have raccoon tails. If you need a sign, get them!!! They’re adorable.

Oh and, icing your face is so stupid. I started doing it and if anything it made my skin worse 😭

Another also is hello kitty makes everything better. ❤️ stay safe :)

I completely like ruined this account dude. I've like posted all my drafts so there's like nothing I can even work on and nobody even wants my new shit cuz it's fucking horrible like what

Might be back in an evan phase 🥳🥳

Very sad he has children

Okay but let's be real I fucking hate wearing jeans because my ass always gets itchy and I can't ever get the itch ykwim