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cupid-styles · 3 months

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"Harry— fuck, fuck, this is bad—"

He grunts, resisting the urge to roll his eyes down at the woman beneath him. His large hands are pressing firmly into the flesh of her hips, creating temporary dents underneath his dull nails. Half-moon crescents are the only reminders she allows him to leave, even though her husband stopped caring to show her any pleasure or affection years ago.

"Of course it's fuckin' bad," he mutters throatily like if it's the most obvious thing on planet earth. And maybe it is — it probably is, considering he's over at her place for their weekly rendezvous while her kids are at school and her husband's at work.

Harry only met Y/N because his twins attend the same elementary school as her own children. And from the second he set his eyes on Y/N on the first day of school, he knew.

He could smell a desperate housewife from a mile away. She may as well have had a sign on her back that said my husband is a twat, he doesn't want to fuck me, and he wouldn't care about making me cum even if he did. From that point on, he made it his mission to one day feel her come around his cock — only, he hadn't anticipated it becoming an ongoing tradition for the past six months.

Today is Wednesday, and while Y/N's husband thinks she does the food shopping and cleans the house and whatever other stupid homely tasks he assigns to her, Harry always comes over at 11 a.m. on the dot and fucks her into their mattress until she's crying.

This day is no exception to their regimen — not as he issues harsh, stinging slaps to her ass, rolls her swollen clit beneath his thumb, or bounces her on his length. He always makes sure she finishes at least twice, cleans her up, and plants a kiss on her forehead before he's sneaking out the back door, narrowly avoiding the security cameras her husband had installed for... whatever nonsense reason.

"If you think it's so fucking bad, leave him," he grits out through a clenched jaw. Her pussy is squeezing him so tight that he feels like he could explode at any given moment, even if Y/N's mind is far away right now. She glances up at him with wide, shocked eyes.

"You don't mean that," she replies breathily. This time, he does roll his eyes.

"We've been fucking behind his back for months. I'm not telling you to leave him for me, I'm just saying, if you want a morally clean compass— shit, stop clenching around me like that—"

"Just shut up," she mutters, winding her hand around to grip at his short hair. She barely manages a grip — he cut it a few months back, but she'll admit, she can't help admiring the way it's growing in. "Just shut up and fuck me, Harry."

He scoffs, though it's quickly cut off by the yank of her hand and the quick bite of pain from her digging her fingernails into his scalp.

"Whatever you want, mama." he forces out, groaning as he slams his hips to meet hers, "Whatever the fuck you want."

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imnothereokuwu · 4 months

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When you ask your dragon slayer boyfriend things right after he gets off a train:

Thought I should post this reel on Tumblr as well! 💕

#fairy tail #my art #nalu #fairy tail natsu #fairy tail lucy #art #fairy tail nalu #lucy x natsu #natsu x lucy #capcut had something new #i couldn't resist #also they adorable #this audio was so fucking NaLu coded it's literally them

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dreamfaller63 · 3 months

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Clone wars era has once again consumed my soul.

#codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #haven't posted any art here in literally years #but I couldn't resist those two #codywan fanart #star wars fanart

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elitadream · 1 year

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“You’re alright, Princess. You’re safe, now.”

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Saw this lovely drabble by @bacidipesca which was inspired by an old post of mine, and I found it absolutely adorable, so I quickly drew one more frame to go along with it. 😁💖 Enjoy!

#Mario #Princess Peach #Mareach #couldn't resist!#Mario returning the hug is something my brain was literally begging to draw #...So I did! x3 #aren't they just the cutest couple tho? 😭#I can't with these two!! 💕#OTP #Super Mario Bros #fanart

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spicyvampire · 2 months

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THE SIGN (2023 - 2024) EP. 9 dir A Natthaphong Wongkaweepairod THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST Pieter Coecke van Aelst [source]

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flesheatingmoth · 7 months

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jokes on matt and trey, the panderverse is EXACTLY what i wanted

#south park #sp #fanart #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #joining the panderverse #i know the special is probably going to be terrible but i had to draw them #even tho i have ideas on how it could go right (which are probably wrong)#also i cannot believe they canonized lesbian kenny. quite literally made my dream a reality #if i thought i was obsessed with kenny before i had no idea #the trailer singlehandedly dragged me back into south park btw. i was almost out of it but i couldn't resist the yuri

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clownprince · 10 months

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i truly thought it couldn't get more insane than the last snyder interview segment i posted but he's proven me wrong once again. what the actual fuck

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#if he was trying to make it a no homo thing with the whole “people mistake it for literal love” he failed MISERABLY #bc like. “it transcends the kind of definition for love that we have”#“religious and unequaled kind of devotion to someone else where you'll do anything it takes to make them a better version of themselves”#“he loves living in service of batman that way he loves being the thing that he thinks the city has made him into for batman”#yeah it would've been significantly LESS homoerotic to just say “joker wants batman to fuck him raw”#also. “i am the crazy girlfriend you love the most”#SNYDER. YOU CANT JSUT FUCKKIGN #AUAUUUUUUUU #i know this has some problematic implications all of dotf and endgame do lmfao but like. bro #batjokes #snyder you're going to be the fucking death of me #i have. a bunch of interview snippets i'm saving for. a bigger post #but this one and the last one were just. too fucking crazy #couldn't resist

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beneath-the-mask · 1 year

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Durham Date - Morimyu Op3

#sherliam #yuumori #yuukoku no moriarty #morimyu #yuumori musical #moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #op3 literally blew me away #I couldn't resist making these I mean LOOK AT THEM #they understood the assignment #sorry if these are bad i am not a good gif maker lmao #but for sherliam i will do anything #I want to do a whole analysis of how well these two portrayed sherliam in this scene but literally would be 5000 words of me rambling #feel free to use these gifs just please credit me!

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georgieluz · 5 months

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don't know why but every time i cross that river, lord, there's something, tears me up

– cowboy collab: #easy company cowboys

#winnix were NOT my designated easy men for this collab but somehow this happened and now i'm winging it #this is solely bc of the raven hair and bloodshot eyes lyric #like literally those few lines in that part of the song are all that really apply to them but i couldn't resist it #bobcollab #easy ranch #easy company cowboys #winnix #band of brothers #lewis nixon #dick winters #hbo war #didn't make anything for ages and then suddenly i'm four moodboards in and writing a gunslinger skip au #julian made a thing #already going off this but gonna post it anyway

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koodotcom · 1 year

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A SERVE

#latestfails #if u see the wm error no u literally don't #i'm so sorry for the ungodly amountt of big gifs i simply couldn't resist myself 👩🏻‍🦯#jeon jungkook #jungkook #bts #bangtan #btsgif #usersan #userkelli #usersky #useryoonqiful #userjeonjcngkook #trackofthesoul #tusercelia #tuserjay #annietrack #usertaeyungie #tusermanny

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magnusbae · 7 months

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You have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.

#taught him everything you knew expect for how unconditionally and truly loved by you he was...#Obi-Wan to literally anyone who just looks at him: I'll break the codes for Anakin and I won't even lie about it #Obi-Wan to Anakin: You're...........a good Jedi and I'm proud of you (professionally)#Please Obi-Wan why not tell him how you'd literally kill Yoda if would have shortened the war by a single day but would never you. wow.#anakin skywalker #anakinskywalkeredit #starwarsedit #swedit #star wars #userjasmine #revenge of the sith #hayden christensen #anakin #buns.edits #buns.all #i'm back at my eye edits nonsense couldn't resist myself - hope you catch the glimpse of his golden eyes #Darth Vader

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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Who do you think are the most OP members of the FlashFam? I think it's difficult, the majority of them has almost the same powers.

Oh easy.

Wally, Bart and Barry.

I think we forget sometimes that the vast majority of the crazy feats of godlike powers we see from speedsters are coming from these three. Wally, Bart and Barry have insane connections to the speedforce and their skill level is unmatched. What these three can do is by no means normal or average. They are op as fuck.

You have to remember that even... let's say Max Mercury is nowhere even remotely near their skill level. And we're talking about Max Mercury. The guy who knows more about the speedforce than anyone else and trained for years to master it. But Max (although he was faster than Bart when Bart was a child) isn't on the same playing field as Wally, Bart and Barry. Max couldn't enter the speedforce without Bart's assistance, Max couldn't leave the speedforce without Barry and Wally's assistance, Max can't time travel to a destination of his own choice, Max can't speed steal or fully pause time, ect ect. Max is one of the most skilled, most knowledgeable, most trained and most respected speedsters of all time. Max is the cream of the crop. You won't find another speedster better than Max. He's a shining example of what's humanely possible for speedsters to achieve.

But Wally, Bart and Barry aren't humanely possible. Those three are insane.

I'm actually going to make a tier list to explain this

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE:

(AKA actually gods. Can do literally every speedster ability. Faster than literally everything. Beyond op.)

Wally West (now), Bart Allen, Barry Allen

TOP LEVEL OF SPEEDSTER ABILITY:

(AKA the top of the top. Insane skills. Insane knowledge. Insane speed. Likely has a vast amount of speedster abilities other than running. Likely faster than most other speedsters. Op af)

Max Mercury, Jay Garrick, Savitar, Eobard Thawne, Thad Thawne, Irey West (future)

ABOVE AVERAGE:

(AKA one of the following: above average speed, above average connection or above average abilities. Likely has one or two speedster abilities other than running. Slightly op but still beatable)

Irey West (now), August Heart, Edward Clariss, Jess Quick, Alinta (future), Hunter Zoloman (when connected), Lia Nelson, Jai West (future)

AVERAGE:

(AKA average connection, average speed, average abilities. Potentially an additional speedforce ability but no crazy speedforce abilities. Not op.)

Wally West (past), Ace West, Avery Ho, Jesse Chambers, Daniel West, Christina Alexandrova, Jenni Ognats, Jai West (now), John Fox, Red Death, Don Allen, Dawn Allen, Meena Dhawan, Anatole, David Edwards (after), Judy Garrick, Bar Torr, Fastbak, Swoosh, Terri Magnus, Sela Allen, Jonathan Allen, Carrie Allen, Barry West, S'Kidd Flash, Thondor Allen, Jace Allen, Blaire Allen, Nora Allen, Agent Flashling, Danica Williams, Cherub

TRIES REALLY HARD:

(AKA normal connection but below average speed and abilities. Extremely beatable.)

Baroness Blitzkrieg, Johnny Chambers, Bebeck, Cassiopeia, Harold Christos, Inertia 2, Killspeed, Mayfly, Millie Heyday, Runaround Sue, Wind, Pellmell, Poprocket, Velocity, Gabriella Rossetti

OH NO:

(AKA needs outside assistance to access speedforce (suit, drugs, formula), faulty connection, connection is killing them, can only access powers for short periods of time, ect)

Jai West (past), Alinta (now), Owen Mercer, Eliza Harmon, Jerry McGee, Meloni Thawne (*see notes), Gregor Gregorovich, Boleslaw Uminski, Joanie Swift, Mas, Menos, David Edwards (previously), Keigo, Ezra Gill, Henry Cosgei, Jaculi, Jaculi 2, Jimmy Olsen, Xane Swift

So yeah, as you can see by this, although all speedsters with a functioning speedforce connection are technically capable of being op, speedsters rarely actually are op.

We're just really used to op speedsters because we're used to whatever the fuck Wally, Bart and Barry have going on. But they are very much not representative of speedsters as a whole.

Do you guys remember how fast Wally used to be? When he was younger and struggling with his speed and stuff? THAT'S THE GODDAMN AVERAGE. Wally AT HIS SLOWEST was still faster than every single goddamn speedster he came across, including Jay, Johnny, Jesse, the Blue Trinity, the Red Trinity, ect. HE JUST WASN'T FASTER THAN BARRY OR EOBARD SO HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORST. Because Wally is fucking insane. He's an insane human being. Anyway, Wally at his slowest is the typical representation of an average speedster. That's how they typically are.