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clownprince · 6 days
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Lucille has a rule like in old Hollywood where there has to be two separate beds for the nurses. Like, she won't let Sydney and Jedidiah push their beds together or anything. They have to sleep in slim one person beds with a nightstand between the two.
Leave room for Jesus ass
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clownprince · 8 days
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Watcher, once they read all the comments to their announcement:
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clownprince · 15 days
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she puts estrogen in the Gotham water supply /j
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clownprince · 15 days
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Imagine Batman gets annoyed with Joker loving getting his ass beaten by him so he completely ignores Joker instead. Next thing you know, Joker is hugging Batman's legs screaming like a cat while Batman just tries to keep walking and ignoring him
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clownprince · 1 month
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THE LAUGH I JUST MADE. I LOVE COMICS SO MUCH. WHEN WOULD I HAVE TOLD YOU? IN THE MIDDLE OF A TURF WAR (YOU KNOW, WHERE BRUCE WAS LOSING HIS ABSOLUTE GODDAMNED MIND) OR WHEN YOU WERE TURNED INTO A WOLF (AND I HAD TO KICK YOUR ASS, WHICH I ABSOLUTELY DID, BY THE WAY) AND I WAS BATTLING A GIANT NECROSTAR-INFECTED BEAST BOY? THEIR LIVES ARE SUCH NONSENSE???? Please understand that comics are utterly ridiculous bullshit even in the best of times and it's awesome.
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clownprince · 1 month
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Rough sketch of Harvey babysitting baby Damian... yes, I drew him even smaller this time.
Bruce probably getting Harvey to start with the youngest of the Robins to bond with, then working his way up to the final boss: Dick.
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clownprince · 2 months
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Zdarsky fell in the Joker/Zur ship, and we are powerless to stop him. ↳ Batman #145
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IMHO: But seriously, I see a man deeply lonely, looking for someone who could share his burden with him. Zdarsky said that Zur is pure Batman. Zur has no time for anything other than being Batman. Zur will not devote time to Selina, the batfamily, which means all the attention of this Batman is focused only on what the Joker and his ilk are doing.
I also laugh because if everything that happens was the Joker's plan from the beginning, then the shared cell is too.
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clownprince · 2 months
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Batman #145
When your therapist doesn't want to hear about your crush. :(
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clownprince · 2 months
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The Devil works hard but AO3 writers work harder.
#NO
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clownprince · 2 months
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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
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clownprince · 2 months
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PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.
you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.
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to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.
to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.
if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)
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clownprince · 2 months
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Murmur, Cameron Barnett
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clownprince · 2 months
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Batman #144 - "The Joker: Year One III" (2024)
written by Chip Zdarsky art by Giuseppe Camuncoli, Andrea Sorrentino, Stefano Nesi, Alejandro Sanchez, & Dave Stewart
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clownprince · 2 months
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Recently, I saw some people criticizing Scott Snyder for trying to make Joker an immortal demon archetype while praising Zdarsky for giving Joker a past and making him more human. And I was like...sorry, but did we read the same comic? Because that was a complete opposite of what actually happened.
Snyder didn't write the Joker as a monster emerging from hell or nothingness. His Joker was a man who found death preferable to the reveal of his real name (DotF). When confronted with the life he left behind, Joker was terrified.
And despite his darndest attempts to reinvent himself and ascend into something beyond mere man (Endgame), he failed.
That's it. That's the very point. He failed.
Hell, Joker might have achieved a modicum of success, had he just left Batman behind. But no, he couldn't help himself. So in his last moment, Batman held him down and forced him to accept his own mortality.
Yet inexplicably, people are so hung up on the introduction of 'the Pale Man' myth even though it can be inferred (rather plainfully so) from the text that Joker was lying.
Batman broke his heart. To retaliate, Joker destroyed his city and haunted him with a tale of the devil whose existence might predate even Gotham itself. Joker knew he outliving Batman was one of Bruce's greatest fears, so in his resentment, he tried to make Batman die believing the Joker to be an unstoppable force of evil that would continue to exist indefinitely without him.
The Pale Man was invented, partly, because Joker wished he could escape from the entwining of their own fates. He no longer relished in the belief that Batman had helped make him.
All in all, I understand not being a fan of Snyder's work. That's absolutely valid. But to accuse him of pushing the narrative of Joker being the devil incarnate is just...unfair.
And wrong.
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The pic has nothing to do with my rant btw. I'm just upset it was rejected and replaced by something rather generic so I find any opportunity to randomly include it lmao.
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clownprince · 2 months
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twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions
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clownprince · 2 months
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
#oh
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clownprince · 2 months
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charging⚡️
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