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all-mirth-no-matter · 1 year

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Another thing. and yes I’m still bitching about this because I can’t get over it.

Why did literally NO ONE help Scott, Derek, and Eli with Parrish at the end there? Everyone was just standing around in shock like “nah, the kid who JUST got his powers has this”. Where tf was my loyal beta Liam? Or Malia? Or Lydia screaming while Argent shoots him? Or even freakin Jackson?? He didn’t paralyze anyone the whole movie! Where was that really convenient fox fire shield you had a minute ago from Hikari??

They all just got tied up and were like “nah man tapped out you guys got this”… *face palm*

Like I get the quote unquote symbolism of it but it’s foreal some lazy bullshit.

They tried so hard at the end there to make it a Scott/Derek/fake Stiles Eli focus but missed the opportunity to showcase one of the shows core components: THE PACK. How they’re stronger when they’re all together and helping each other and protecting each other. Like you spent half the movie wrangling the team together just for them all to turn to smoke and then stand around while Derek dies. Pathetic.

#teen wolf #teen wolf movie #teen wolf movie spoilers #I get Peter not helping #as much as I wish this could have been his redemption #but everyone else come on #and don’t tell me that it happened too fast #because there were like a solid handful of minutes #where they were all hugging on that stump #I just hate killing a main character just for the shock value #or because it’s the easy choice #it’s just lazy #anti-teen wolf movie #idk if that’s a tag #but I don’t wanna muck up people trying to find joy in it #this is just me screaming my disappointment into the void #ignore me

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pandadrake · 5 months

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This isn't even a meme or anything. I just wanted to make Pikmin tutorial.

If you asked my personal opinion about these characters, I'd say they are flawed people who are ultimately good and well-meaning. I'm still out here drawing slander though, because it cracks me up.

Top image references official art of Captain Olimar from Pikmin. Bottom image is a draw over of that panel from Attack on Titan Ch79

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lygma-nygma · 6 days

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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard?#This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

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koszmarnybudyn · 4 months

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Juno deserves a little broding, as a treat.

#juno steel #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast #my art #tpp #gosh these two are hard to draw #idk when this would take place and im not happy with the backround but if i didnt make fanart now i was gonna explode #i binged all of juno steel and second citadel up to season 2 in like a week and a bit #it was very good but now im kinda sad i dont get to binge more :( its good for my sleeping habits tho lol #also for my dndads followers my sister thought this was hermie and normal in an au and i am dying pls send help

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synth-spinner · 11 months

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It's honestly so scary how much peters story is kind of paralleling his otto's story in the first game with the descent into rage, violence and possibly evil due to an obsession over a goal coupled with a really unfortunate personality altering external force that they still want to keep because of the power and assurance it gives them.. and then also their mentees will have to fight them because there's no way miles isn't going to have to battle peter with his electric powers at some point and it's gonna be such an INSANE parallel I will start crying and afterwards what's gonna happen how's peter gonna deal with that huh. If he realises the parallel and what he just did do you get it do y-

#ALSO MILES' UNMOVING OPTIMISM DESPITE IT ALL.. THEN SLOWLY IT GETS TOO CONCERNING.. PARALLELING THE FIRST GAME A LITTLE #also the symbiote tendrils r looking a lil 😰😰😰😰#obsessed with this gif and also ps4 spideys silly vibes BUT HES SCARYYYY #im blorbo thinking real hard rn.. when u take off that symbiote hes gonna be the haunted contemplater for real #doesnt help that miles' awesome confidence and experience plus his suits design (the hands look like ps4 peters) um umm.. i am gonna cry #first game shattered my heart i cant do it again with my special blorbo as the big boss #synth speaks #insomniac spiderman #insomniac spider-man #spider-man ps5 #marvel's spider-man 2

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tardxsblues · 1 year

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Clara? You asked me what we're going to do. I told you -- we're going to hell. Or wherever it is people go when they die, if there is anywhere. Wherever it is, we're going to go there, and we're going to find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we're going to bring him home. Almost every culture in the universe has some concept of an afterlife. I always meant to have a look around, see if I could find one.

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fedorah-the-explorah · 1 month

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im getting you started.

Bro, the timeline in Carmen Sandiego is super finicky, and I'm pretty sure I've spent more time thinking about this than the creators intended us to, but WHATEVER. It haunts me.

Right, so the creators said Carmen is 20 at the start of the series, but as I said: that math don't math!

Season one takes place over the course of six months:

Season 2 picks up one week after season 1, in February. We know this because they're celebrating Carnival.

For the purpose of breaking down this theory, I'm going to place Carmen's birthday as March 1st, her WOEICs counterpart's official birthday.

So. At the end of season one, which would have been mid-February, Player says something about how Carmen was found on the side of the road twenty years ago, but if her birthday was in a mere matter of weeks, couldn't you theorize that he was rounding up? Maybe she's 19 turning 20.

Or, maybe, she's 20 turning 21? No!

At the end of season 2, Shadowsan says he found her twenty years ago. This is where we take a detour to discuss infant development.

In the flashbacks, we see that baby Carmen prefers crawling-- she can toddle a little bit, but not well. Children typically begin standing between 7 and 12 months, and walking between 10 and 18 months. We also see that she babbles and coos a lot, but no words. Children tend to say their first word at around 12 months. Based on this, I'd wager that baby Carmen was around seven or eight months old. We know she's a physical prodigy, so she could potentially be even younger-- the youngest recorded baby to walk was six months old.

Placing baby at 7 months when she was kidnapped, that makes Shadowsan's "I found you twenty years ago" accurate to the month. At this point, Carmen is 20 years and 7 months old.

Season three takes place in October/November. Presumably, season three picks up right after season two, putting the end of season two in October. It spans about the same length as season one.

While the word of the creators doesn't have much bearing here-- as this post is very much a "you guys are wrong and here's why" kind of post-- one of the creators did say that they imagined Carmen as being twenty by season three. That would make it impossible for her to have been twenty during season one. Too much time has passed for that to work.

Season 4 takes place sometime around February. We know this because Devineaux asks Gray what he was doing on the train to Poitiers 18 months ago. 12 months ago would have been February (start of season 2) and six months before that is August. That's eighteen months.

Going by this, I think Carmen was yoinked just after her twenty-first.

Interestingly, if my math is mathing-- and who knows, I turned a two year degree into a three year degree because I kept failing math classes, I could be talking actual nonsense right now-- this makes Player like 17/18 by season four, and that's hilarious to me because that means his parents (tried) to make him go to school for like the last semester of his senior year. Free my boy 😭

In conclusion, Carmen is 19 at the start of season one, she and Player are three years apart, and Player's parents are some cruel mfers. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #suzie speaks #asks #help girl im scrutinizing the CS timeline for the four hundred millionth time #if i missed something lmk #but i do believe my autism game was real with this one #thank you atlas for getting me started on my bullshit #also black sheep and player looked the same age #why did they make him so much younger than her #why does she longbottom puberty whereas player gets hit with that peter pan syndrome #help me im descending into insanity #cs timeline and ages will forever confound me thank you for your understanding

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bruciemilf · 10 months

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Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%

#LISTEN I CANT HELP IT I SHIP THE TRASH MAN WITH THE LITERAL GODDESS #peter b getting these amaizngly hot strong badass ppl by being a funny snark machine is sooo #give miles a fun auntie #felicia can help him talk to girls #he tries tne Hey thing on her and she's like. and who thought you that?#miles: my uncle aaron. felicia: was he single too?#peter b parker #felicia hardy #spidercat #peter x felicia #little meow meows #text #spiderverse

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theshadowrealmitself · 4 months

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Can we get more Spider-Man content? I’ve already read through all of the current ones, and I crave more. All of your posts are great and I’d love to see more of them.

I’d love to make more fun posts but I’m still recovering from being sick rn and classes just started back so I’ve been mostly suffering these past few days so my brain just hasn’t really been working 😭

But! I can leave this one thought for you:

Peter Parker working for Norman Osborn while he’s still an undergraduate and getting into a whispered heated argument with him when Norman a) takes one of Peter’s designs and unveils it without crediting him and also b) removes safety features from it to make it cheaper to manufacture it

Peter quits on the spot when he realizes Norman isn’t sorry for what he’s done and isn’t gonna make things right, and Norman threatens him with never getting to “work in this town again” and good luck proving those were his designs and Oscorp’s also keeping all of Peter’s other stuff that they’ve stolen from him

(This is about the time that Norman’s started taking the goblin serum so he’s just at absolute peak asshole™️ mode)

Within seconds of Norman telling Peter he won’t stand a chance against Oscorp’s legal team, especially as a broke college student, Matt Murdock shows up after sprinting towards them (his super hearing letting him hear the entire argument) to hand Peter his business card and let him know he’ll take his case pro-bono

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uh-oh-kyber-is-here · 4 months

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Fake marriage au where Peter is literally on the verge of being homeless and still refusing help and money from his millionaire bff so Harry goes to his last resort.

Making up that if he doesn’t get married his father will disown him, and since Norman always liked Peter better anyway he’s the perfect candidate, please Peter you gotta save me from finding some trophy wife, both because I don’t wanna marry someone I don’t know and because that’s kind of sexist and gross, cmon be my husband, it’ll be progressive

#found this on discord from a year ago and I realized tumblr might appreciate it #peter has to be tricked into accepting help by thinking he’s actually being self-sacrificial #if anyone does want to write this all I ask is I get tagged 👍#parksborn #spider-man #peter parker #harry osborn #fanfic prompt

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kaiscumsock · 11 months

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i’ll be evan peters problematically young girlfriend

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no-mercy-bby · 5 months

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GUYS PETER PLAYING PING PONG WITH HIMSELF IS A SNOOPY THANKSGIVING REFERENCE!!

#1973 SAME YEAR AND EVERY THING #I was watching charlie brown thanksgiving for the first time since i was little (which its so funny)#and when snoopy gets the ping pong table out and starts playing by himself running back and forth i was like oh! that seems familar...#then i gasped out loud and was like SNOOPY REFERENCE IN X-MEN??#but now i cant help but wonder the month of xmen days of future past is in because charlie brown thanksgiving didn’t come out till November #but i kind of like the idea of peter watching the tv special when it aired with lorna🥹#peter maximoff #...also it reminded me of the inflatable snoopys mentioned in silverzoomies lastest fic🤭(which was so yummy btw)#edit: also my brother watched Never Back Down without me! (resident evan peters fan of this house!!)

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trash-can-sam · 2 days

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What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.

+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #andrey stamatin #yulia lyuricheva #eva yan #evandrey #yulieva #evaandrey #Eva yahn #Andrei Stamatin #see I think that Eva is very okay with Eva being how she is- promiscuous and spreading her love (Maybe a little jealous but more rooted in #self loathing and insecurities)#and she’s like look I’m okay with this whole open relationship (technically we aren’t in a relationship even though I really want to be)#thing BUT why HIM. I have to work with him and he’s by far the worst man I’ve ever worked with (besides maybe his brother because at least #Andrey actually talks but really they’re a package deal anyways) I need to have meetings with him often and it’s horrendous every time #like spread your love it’s noble really.#I wouldn’t expect anything else from you #but maybe give him less he’s annoying as hell #I also think that she’d figure out pretty quickly that Andrey and Peter killed Farkhad #just bcuz like. yk she’s there. she’s seen the already shaky relationship crumble beyond repair. she’s seen them argue in meetings.#she knows the stamatwins are not above murder. especially for art. and she’s clever.#And andrey knows that so he doesn’t try to hide it. she doesn’t have recourse anyways-#the kains (who I think helped cover up the murder) employ her too #and andrey respects her to a degree- he assumes she’ll see reason.#and honesty. Yulia might be upset that Andrey killed one of the only other architects but also she does not miss him that much.#she’s like I don’t agree with this whole murder thing but you are kind of right he had to go he was getting on my nerves #the meetings will be 10x more tolerable now that the twins can’t argue with him about things that aren’t even real #it’s awful but it did drive Eva further into my arms so necessary evils.#my art #sorry for the essay in the tags.

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buckys-metal-arm · 4 months

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SO BUCKY JUST DISAPPEARS AND EVERYONE'S LIKE 'NAH HE'LL BE FINE' AND NO ONE GKES AFTER HIM OR LIKE MAKES SURE HES GOOD?? THE FUCK??

#i wanted t'chaka or howard to be like 'we can help you get what they put in your gead out #or have peter play the same role the cosmic cube does in the comics #bucky barnes #marvels what if #what if season 2 #the winter soldier

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itsuchu · 11 months

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i cant believe ive seen no one rotate the 'peter was There' concept fully. enough coworkers to lovers we need to put these bitches in a situationship NOW !!

peter seems to constantly be at odds with himself in how he treats miguel, on one hand he tries very hard to be friendly and caring towards him, but on the other miguel keeps doing things that he believes are wrong. unfortunately, miguel keeps making very good points (for the greater good and all that) and we see him struggle to come up with refutes, like in the scene where miguel cages miles.

theres only a few scraps of it, but it really seems like they used to be Close. stuff like peter being (seemingly) the only person nearby when his world was evaporating, a task that he would want to call in spiders he trusted to help with. or peter knowing nueva york & miguel well enough to go downtown as soon as theyre out of spider society hq, and wait in the uptown infastructure for a chance to nab miles. or miguel asking someone to catch spot and peter immediately assumes its a task hes expected to take on--miguel has to explicitly shoot him down.

whatever peter is trying to build (or rebuild...) with miguel, miguel wants No part of

#miguel o'hara #peter b parker #atsv #spiderdads #i hope people understand what im trying to say im soooooo sleepy #miguel and peter are divorced without ever having even dated #probably doesnt help miguels case that his anger seems to draw more from his spider half than his human half #bro gets angry and he starts prying the fabric of the universe apart like cmon man #how do u justify a guy like that #atsv spoilers #astv spoilers #across spider the verse.. so silly

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whumpypepsigal · 1 year

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you know the show is going to be good when it starts off with whump… i introduce you to my new blorbo peter, an FBI agent who gets wrapped up in some conspiracy plot and is protecting/rescuing a civilian. he gets injured in an explosion + run over by a car in the first 10mins of ep 1, has physical and emotional-traumatic scars, gets shot at + beaten up + punched MULTIPLE TIMES throughout the series, major delicious whump with aftercare in ep 6. plus a cute slow burn. it’s an old style spy thriller and it’s (whumpy) goooood.

#gifs incoming my friends so prepare to get tired of me lol #finished yesterday in one sitting #i looooove spy thrillers #peter is so wholesome and cute tho #can’t believe the kid from super 8 is all grown up hehe #well he is handsome #both the leads are just good #rose was so feral and protective of peter too… their banter and dynamic was chef’s kiss #the night agent netflix #hope it’s gets renewed #here i am watching another netflix show with just one season #i caaaaant help myself 😭#highly recommend go watch it!#first the recruit and now this… netflix better make more spy thrillers like these lol #my sceeencaps

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