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drac-kool-aid · 1 year
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It's been said before, but the imagery of Count Dracula throwing himself onto a sofa after his mad dash to clear the table and light the candles with the first book he could grab is hilarious.
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lucy90712 · 1 month
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New wonder kid- Fermin Lopez
These last few months have been absolutely crazy and there was absolutely no warning or time to prepare. My boyfriend Fermin has played football for his entire life and he has been under Barcelonas academy for a long time as well. Over the preseason he began training with the first team which was a huge achievement for him and I was so incredibly proud but I could never have predicted what it would lead to. Fermin went on the preseason tour expecting to maybe get a few minutes at the end of games which he did but no one expected him to burst onto the scene and play so well. When he scored in the Classico I was so excited and proud of him I couldn't sleep that night. Since preseason Fermin has been with the first team for every game and I've never seen him so motivated every day when he goes to training. 
As much as it has been wonderful to see Fermin finally achieving his dreams all of this has brought about a lot of changes in our lives. The two of us have been together for a long time and him playing football has never really been a big deal sure he has training a lot and I will go to his games but it's never been more than that. Now with the media getting involved things have just spiralled out of control. People are always stopping Fermin in the street and asking him to sign things while he is driving to training. The change happened so quickly it's been hard to keep up let alone to cope with it all. Before we would happily go our together to do things or go on dates just like any other couple but now I'm too scared of what might happen to even go outside with Fermin. 
I have always just been a normal girl I went to school like everyone else and now I am studying at university. There is absolutely nothing interesting about me whatsoever my family don't have loads of money and they don't have hugely important jobs we are all just a normal family. This is why I'm so scared of being seen with my own boyfriend now as I just know people are going to try and find out everything they can about me and judge me for being a normal person. I have also never been a big fan of social media sure I use it occasionally but my life isn't on there so the thought of people possibly taking pictures of me and Fermin out together and putting them on social media scares me as then everything is out of my control. 
With Fermin's new schedule the two of us haven't had as many date nights as we usually would and when we do they are always us just chilling in the apartment together. This has been perfect as it has meant I haven't had to tell Fermin about my stupid fears or have him think I don't want to be with him anymore because I really do. However my luck is running out as recently Fermin has been begging me to go to one of the games and I'm beginning to run out of excuses, saying I have work to do can only get me so far before he starts to get suspicious. There is another home game this weekend which he has been begging me to go to as he scored in the teams last game and he wants me to be there to finally watch him play on the big stage in person. All week I've been telling Fermin that I would try and get my work done in time to be able to go which is just a coverup for me to either gather the confidence or come up with a better excuse, neither of which are going well. 
I had the day off of classes today so I have been working on assignments and just sitting and thinking for most of the day. I finished some of my work and have been chilling on my phone looking at football gossip pages which only makes me more anxious about my situation as I see what fans say about players rumours partners and wonder what they would say about me as I'm not a model like most other girl. Just as I was beginning to go down a deep rabbit hole the door opened and a tired looking Fermin came in. 
"Hi amor how was your day?" I asked 
"It was good but training was long and hard today" he said 
"How about you relax and I make us some dinner, what do you fancy?" I asked 
"Can we just sit for a bit first I've missed spending time with you" he said 
"Of course come and cuddle with me" I smiled opening my arms for him 
He laid down on my chest and I began to run my fingers through his hair which usually relaxes him but I could feel he was still a little tense which meant there was something on his mind still. Fermin is one of those who can worry about a lot of little things thats one of the things we are alike in so overtime I've learnt to know when its something I should be concerned about and when it isn't and this seems like something I should ask about. 
"What's on your mind Fer?" I asked 
"Do you still love me?" He asked right back 
"What of course I do I love you so much why do you ask" I said
"I just feel like you don't want to be around me anymore you used to always come to my games and now I can't get you to even come to one" he said 
"Oh amor I'm sorry if I made you feel like that but the reason is because I'm nervous everyone knows who you are now and thats great but I don't know if I'm comfortable with all the attention it would garner if we went out together" I explained 
"So you still want to go places with me you are just scared" he questioned 
"Yeah I've seen what fans say about all these models other players are dating and I'm just a normal person I'm not anything special so I don't even want to know what they would have to say about me" I said 
"I understand carino but I promise you that no matter what people think I know my feelings for you and nothing will change that I want to show you off and bring you along on this journey too so please come to the game this weekend I promise I'll do everything I can to protect you" he said 
"I trust you so I'll got but I can't promise that I won't be nervous" I laughed 
"I get that but I want you to have fun too" he said 
"I will definitely have fun I always do when watching you" I said
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Today is finally match day and to be honest I think I'm more nervous than I am excited. This day has been on my mind all week and last night I didn't sleep at all because all I was thinking about was everything that could go wrong today and what people might be saying on social media after the game. I know it's such a stupid thing to worry about and in the grand scheme of things this moment won't matter especially when Fermin is celebrating winning trophies but right now it seems like a big deal. Before Fermin and I got together I was deeply insecure and he has helped me so much and now I'm in a much better place so I really don't want to go back but I can't control the comments and I certainly can't predict how I will cope with them. 
Since he woke up Fermin has been trying to keep me distracted and reassure me that everything will be ok. He is doing everything he can but today he can't beat the demons that still live in the back of my brain. As much as I admired my fears to him I never told Fermin the full extent of my worries as he worries about me enough already and he needs to be focused for the game so I don't want him to have anything extra on his mind. If he knew he'd tell me that he doesn't care and he just wants to help me but I care about him too much to have him stressing about me when I can cope on my own. 
The day felt like it went by at lightening speed and before I knew it Fermin was telling to to get ready as we needed to leave. Once we got in the car Fermin's hand grabbed mine straight away and he held it tightly squeezing it every now and then to reassure me. Most of the drive was fine but as we got close to the training ground there was a lot more fans in the streets who all had their phones out taking pictures and filming. That's when it really hit me that there is no going back now from now on I'll be known as Fermin's girlfriend and some people will actually care about what I do. I could feel myself getting more and more anxious as we got closer to the training centre and there was so many people on the pavements and in the road it was just very overwhelming. 
Finally when the car stopped I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding as well as I sigh of relief knowing that the worst part was over. I was so in my own world that I didn't hear Fermin talking to me until he put his hand on my cheek and turned me to face him. For some reason I expected him to be mad at me for not listening or for getting anxious but his expression was soft and his eyes had a loving look in them. 
"Are you ok amor?" He asked 
"I'm ok now that was intense I can't believe you deal with that everyday" I said
"You get used to it but do you promise you are ok" he said 
"Yeah I promise thank you for holding my hand it made it a lot easier" I replied 
With that he got out the car and ran around to open my door for me like he always does so we could head inside before the team head off to the stadium. Fermin got permission from Xavi to let me come on the coach with them because he didn't want me to have to go alone which I'm glad about as having to navigate the stadium on my own sounds stressful. He promised that he wouldn't leave me on my own at any point so when we got inside he text Gavi who was already ready to leave and he waited with me while Fermin got ready himself. I have known Gavi for the longest time but with him playing for the first team I don't get to see him as much as I used to so by actually going places with Fermin I should get to spend more time with some old friends. 
"Good to see you again hermana how have you been? Gavi asked
"I've been good busy with school as usual what about you?" I replied 
"Same as always I'm glad you agreed to come Fermin has been so happy ever since plus its nice to have you around" he said 
"Thats sweet I'm glad he's excited" I smiled thinking about Fermin 
"I know you're nervous but I promise everything will be fine the other girlfriends know you're coming and they can't wait to meet you plus once the fans get to know you there is no way they can hate you and if they do there is something wrong with them" he said 
"Thanks gavi I really appreciate you saying that" I said 
After that Fermin came rushing out and grabbed my hand again so we could get on the bus. The trip luckily wasn't long and once everyone was inside I met all of the other wives and girlfriends who were at the game and we all sat together getting to know each other. The longer I was there the more I began to relax as they have all been through this before and they are all ok and happy in their relationships which made the future seem not so scary. They were all so lovely and made me feel instantly welcome in the group they even added me to their group chat so we could all meet up at some point. 
Before I knew it the game had begun and was over the team win and Fermin scored an important goal. I was so proud of him and I couldn't wait to see him so I rushed down to greet him after he was ready. As soon as I saw him I jumped into his arms which he wasn't expecting but he still managed to catch me and stay on his feet. I don't think either of us could have a bigger smile on our faces even if we wanted to I was so over the moon that he scored and he was so happy he could've done it with me there. Even when he scored he dedicated the goal to me like he always used to which made the moment so special to the point that I didn't care when the camera pointed towards me. I kissed him a few times before he put me down and we made it back outside to team bus so we could finally go home which I can't wait for as it's been a long day.
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As always Fermin's alarm woke me up even though it's Sunday because he's insane and likes to get up and go to the gym. Usually I go back to sleep straight away especially on a weekend but today I sat up and grabbed my phone because I wanted to look at what was being said after yesterday. I know Fermin posted a picture of us so that any rumours were cleared up straight away but I haven't seen it so I wanted to just look at everything. I had only just unlocked my phone when Fermin came back in from the bathroom and took it right out my hands. 
"Sorry but I think it's best if you don't look at this today" he said 
"I'll be fine I promise" I said trying to convince him to give my phone back 
"Not happening I'm keeping home of this today and you can have it back when things have calmed down tomorrow if anything important happens I will tell you" he said 
"Are things really that bad?" I asked 
"No most comments are nice I just don't want you searching for the few bad comments" he says 
"You know me too well" I laughed 
"How about you come to the gym with me and we spend the day together so you are distracted plus I have missed your cuddles" he said 
"I very much like that idea" I replied 
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jmdbjk · 1 month
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Bangtan weekly report.
Hello everyone.
A sign of Yoongi! Literally! his signature on a wall at the grand opening of actor Ma Dong Seok's (or Don Lee) boxing gym. Is Yoongi doing boxing workouts now?
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Even Chef Baek and Psy attended this grand opening. Yoongi's signature had its own separate panel on the wall...
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Kookie finally came home to Weverse:
"ARMY, are you doing well? I'm good I'm working out a lot And I'm doing lots of cleaning too, just really cleaning it all, from floor to ceiling I'm making rice well too It's already mid-March I will come again I miss you a lot" (Trans cr; Aditi @ bts-trans)
I know they take aptitude tests etc. to discern what military specialty/occupation/job they would match better. It is fitting he's ended up in a job that keeps him indoors in a very methodical environment doing something he's already shown an interest in.
There's a chance those who work in the kitchen have to wake up a little earlier than the others to begin preparing the food.
And it tickles me to think there are probably many who surround him who address him as hyung.
AND! I know when he sees Jimin enter the cafeteria, he gets the hugest brightest smile on his face. If he has any say-so in the kitchen, he is making sure someone makes and serves the biggest pancake, best pork cutlet and gives Jimin a huge serving of pork and kimchi stew.
Taehyung sighting at a Compose Coffee in Chuncheon:
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Looks like he's found his military version of wooga squad...
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I think the organization of "promotions" for Fri(end)s was excellent. I am 100% sure Tae came up with the idea of having people he knows react to the MV. The fan meet that happened yesterday, scheduled Stationhead listening parties and the WKorea thing is pretty brilliant too where it appears he'll sing the song in a prerecorded clip to be posted soon.
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I wasn't sure if we would be able to get the song to #1 on the iTunes Top Songs list but we did it! There were some big releases yesterday.
And Hobi posted this on his IG stories:
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This Wednesday will be the 100 day mark for Jimin and Jungkook (Tuesday for Tae and Namjoon). I wonder if all soldiers reaching that mark immediately take their 3 days off (or however many days it is) or can they choose when they want to take it?
I'd like to think Jungkook would be able to squeeze in a little bit of time enjoying one of those $1000 bottles of whisky that we spied in his fridge. I would assume he'll also swing by the house construction to pick out colors and flooring and such. I hope they get to eat some really good food and see all the people they want to see.
I learned they've been conducting readiness training and drills this past week with the U.S. forces stationed in South Korea. The report I read said they've doubled the scale of their drills this go round. (big worried sigh).
If you are in the northern hemisphere, I hope your allergies are not bothering you too much.
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astroyongie · 7 months
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Stray Kids September Reading 2023
Note: please take it lightly
Bangchan
Love: Remember that person he was stalking? Well it seems like Chan has a little competition here, because despite having a huge crush on them he also figured out that this person is already on a relationship which made him very sucky and pouty about the whole thing. 
Career: He has been working a lot lately, I feel like he has been training to the point of exhaustion sometimes simply because there’s new skills that he wants to be perfect in. I have to admit that chan is working a lot and giving a lot of himself at the moment to please the fans and the audience. 
Self: Chan is going through a very creative period, where he has new ideas and new concepts in mind. It feels like he is working a lot on those to make them come out into fruition and be able to express himself in other ways. He is also figuring out new ways of communicating with the fans. 
Minho
Love: There was a huge conflict between him and his partner. I couldn’t figure out the reason why they argued, I just know it was really a big argument to the point where he has been completely ignoring and avoiding them lately. So for now I don’t really know his relationship status. 
Career: I keep believing that Minho isn’t happy in the group partially because there’s a lot of dishonesty within the group but also with the company that keeps seeing them as less than human beings. Minho thinks the company aren’t taking action for the consequences it brings upon the members and himself and that the whole thing is unfair on why some members have the right to certain things while others don’t. 
Self: His self doubts about everything in his life have been blocking him a lot from the potential good things in his life. I believe that this time, Minho is lacking of emotional maturity to deal with the things that upsets him. 
Changbin
Love: This boy is annoying when it comes to love, because once again I am picking up on his self negative thoughts about love, in a way where he believes he doesn’t deserve love. So he restricts himself from being in a relationship despite being in love or having crushes. 
Career: Thankfully he is learning to be more spontaneous and I think he was finally able to get the green light to compose and to write again without having to follow a certain vibe for the group. This honestly makes Changbin happy because he is able to show his colors instead of having to adapt to what “some people” and the company expect them to do. 
Self: He is working a lot of forgiveness, both for people he loved that hurt him and for himself because he knows he hasn’t been easy to deal with either. Changbin is moving on from all the nativity in his life which is very good. 
Hyunjin
Love: His co-dependencies never end and although he knows with his crush it’s over, that doesn’t stop him at the moment from trying to get affection from others in a way to show his crush that he is done with them but at the same time I think Hyunjin is self eluting himself since there’s a lot of inner feelings that he is ignoring. 
Career: He will be probably traveling somewhere soon for his work, but other than that, I see that Hyunjin is living a very fast paced life when it comes to his career. He just keeps going through his schedules without complains. I am a bit worried about this because he doesn’t seem like resting much 
Self: Hyunjin is going through a very dark period of his life in a way that even himself cannot see. From what I see, he doesn’t eat much, does a lot of restriction without even noticing (so if he doesn’t eat It’s not order of the company but him that doesn’t even notice that he isn’t taking care of himself). I see some type of addictions, probably drinking too much but I cannot be sure of this since it could be only related to his shadow self that is very prominent at the moment. Also Hyunjin is like being very hyper sexual too, which could be the reason why I see negative attachments. 
Han
Love: I think Han is on a relationship at the moment that just begun but the not so good side of it is that he already created a emotional dependance on this person the same way he did with his ex. It seems like it’s the only way he has to reassure himself of his relationships. 
Career: He doesn’t trust one bit on his company, at least not with the projects for his solos. Just like Minho, he is bittersweet on certain things and doesn’t understand why there’s always some other members that get to get all the credits
Self: He is working a lot for his career, and it seems like his productivity is the only thing that matter for him at the moment. Han as a strict routine he is following in order to show his company what he is capable of providing for the group musically speaking. 
Felix
Love: This boy is completely lost with his life to be honest, especially when it comes to love. He lacks direction, he doesn’t know what he wants, what he craves, what he needs. And every time it seems like he finds a way to create arguments with the ones he loves without understanding why 
Career: His sponsor isn’t very okay with the few contracts that they made and there’s definitely some delays when it comes to his solo projects. Felix is dependent on the money that is being used and for the moment he hasn’t been reaching nor being able to proceed with the rest of his projects. 
Self: He has been very introverted lately, he doesn’t speak much with people and he is often alone, in his mind trying to work on his self worth and development. I am just scared that he isn’t taking care of his proper needs;
Seungmin
Love: His relationship is going perfectly fine, it’s full of good things and Seungmin and his partner are still able o see each other and having a heathy relaitonshio/ for now everything shows long term success for their love. 
Career: Lately he has created healthy and clear boundaries with the company and his sponsor so things seem to be going rather well for him. Seungmin is happy with his situation, he is able to speak his mind without being afraid and he has become a lot more independent as well. 
Self: At the moment his energy is very strong, because Seungmin is full of ambition. He now knows what he wants for his career, what are his goals and how to access them so he is taking a lot of shadow actions in order to get what he wants. 
I.N
Love: Single, this boy is just living his life and having fun with his friends. I feel like he goes out a lot, he parties with other idols too. He is just a young man enjoying his life as a young adult.  
Career: What the company makes him do isn’t aligned with his personal values and because of that Jeongin has a lot of decisions to make that sometimes overwhelms him. Because he doesn’t like his idol image but at the same time he cannot change it. 
Self: He is expanding as a person, he is working on himself and trying very hard to have overseas opportunities for himself and his career. Jeongin is focused more on himself than the group at the moment. 
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ggukkiedae · 4 months
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anything for you, noona
date: september 4, 2018
warning/s: mentions of hate towards hannah being added into 127
notes from cia: i am in big chenhan mood rn i honestly just here like we should give hannah happy moments 😬 anyway, yeah
dialogue in italics are spoken in english, bold dialogues are spoken in chinese, korean age is still applied here, gif is from google
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hannah gets a birthday surprise that she honestly never expected
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The day was going swimmingly well for Hannah, much to her surprise.
Not only did Mark and her manager somehow manage to buy breakfast from her favourite bakery (with the best apple tarts she knows), but she was also first in line for hair and makeup, which was the spot she always wanted because it gave her longer and undisturbed time to do what she wants before going to work. When she got to the van, Jeno and Jaemin had saved her her preferred seat despite the usual random seating arrangements they had.
Something was strange, but she didn’t quite know what was happening.
Even then, Hannah focused on working through the day as well as she could, especially because she was promoting with Dream. As much as she loved her 127 members, promoting with Dream always seemed less stressful. If it was because of many fans disliking the fact she was added into 127, she would never admit it. (It was.)
On the topic of comments from fans, Hannah absentmindedly pulled out her phone and opened her secret fan account. She was free until the live interview and stage anyway since rehearsals had already finished.
“Nope,” Renjun’s hand was quick to take her phone from her hand, “no way.”
She gave him a look, raising her eyebrow. “Injun, give me my phone back.”
“No can do, Hannah,” he lightly tapped her head with the corner of her phone then sat across from her, “because I know the things you look at whenever you pull that bird app out.”
She rolled her eyes at him and attempted to snatch her phone back, but he held it further from her. Her glare was met with a smug smirk.
Her friendship with Renjun had definitely evolved since their last comeback as NCT Dream. He was more quippy and less hesitant around her, and he took her teasing and snark with grace.
“You know,” she leaned forward like she was telling a secret, “we all know you just want to use my account to search for yourself.”
“Very funny,” Renjun deadpanned before shaking his head and handing her back her phone, “but, seriously. How many times do we all have to tell you not to look? Do you remember what happened just three months ago?”
“Not gonna happen again,” Hannah crossed her legs with a proud grin, “I’m way over that now.”
Renjun snorted at her, “I’d bet. With all the hyungs watching over you like hawks, I don’t think you can open your fan account or distance yourself again any time soon.”
She just laughed, throwing her feet on his lap, giving him a smile as he glared at her for it. Even then, Renjun placed his hands on her ankles, lightly drumming his fingers on her and humming We Go Up.
She leaned her head on the wall and closed her eyes, thinking about the past few months of training and promoting with the 127 members. It was a big change compared to how it was with the Dreamies.
On instinct, she would do her usual habits of making sure everyone had food and started eating before she would eat, cleaning and chiding when the others don’t clean, and discussing their schedules with managers among other habits, but the older members were quick to catch on to that.
Taeyong would tell her to leave the schedules and agenda to him, Jaehyun decided he would not take a bite of food until she started eating, Doyoung nagged her for nagging, and Johnny would actually physically pick her up to stop her mid-mom tendencies. Even Jungwoo, who started preparing with them for his 127 debut, would try to get her to not act too mature.
Not to mention Haechan stuck by her side the entire time, just hovering like he usually did. He always took those almost three months he was older than her by very seriously.
They all were attempting to baby her like how Jaemin or Haechan would, and it made her miss the casualness with the dreamies and being able to mother her two babies.
“Noona!”
Hannah opened her eyes to find Chenle running over to her. She took her legs off of Renjun so Chenle could pass and sit next to her.
“Yes?”
“You’re coming to my house today, right?” He gave her a hopeful smile. “You have to! The others said they’d come over. It’s for Chenji This and That!”
Hannah patted his cheek, “And what is this episode about?”
“We’re gonna try and cook for you guys,” he told her.
Hannah chuckled and leaned to give Chenle a kiss on the forehead, which he happily bent to receive.
“I wouldn’t miss it,” she smiled at him, “just as long as the managers know.”
“Jisung’s telling them right now!”
Just then, a stage manager knocked on the door and stuck his head in. “NCT Dream on standby! 15 minutes!”
“Thank you,” Mark bowed to the stage manager then turned to face everyone, “Alright guys, last hair and makeup check from the noonas then we go. We can do a quick stretch when we’re nearer to the stage.”
“You guys heard the man,” Hannah got up, pulling Chenle and Renjun up with her, “let’s go.”
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The We Go Up stage was pre-recorded, so she didn’t need to worry about that. The 1,2,3 stage, on the other hand, was not pre-recorded. It was a strange situation since it was usually the other way around, but she just shrugged it off. Maybe it was the company’s newest wey of making sure the best performance if the title track is what the public sees.
Thankfully, the 1,2,3 stage was going well so far until the bridge where she peacefully sang her line and was going to kneel down like they all would so Haechan would have his Michael Jackson moment, but she felt herself being pulled into a hug.
To her surprise, Haechan had kept her standing with him and pinched her cheek while singing “saengil chukhahae!” instead of naega isseulkae.
She gave him a surprised look while muscle memory brought her back into the choreography. Some of their laughs sounded in her in-ears, meaning it was heard in the performance, but she didn’t mind. She didn’t even process the rest of the performance.
It was her birthday?
Somehow, she was able to dance on auto-pilot while mentally checking her calendar. It was the 4th. It was September 4th, her birthday. That’s why the boys were being extra nice to her.
The end of the song jostled out of her thoughts because, once again, instead of kneeling for the end like she usually would, multiple sets of hands kept her up, and she was brought into the centre of a group hug while Chenle changed a word for his last line, “Noona, just don’t move.”
She really couldn’t move, they were all squishing her in a hug, and she could feel Jaemin on his toes and rubbing his cheek on the top of her head. They started to topple over, making her laugh while she told everyone to get into position for We Go Up, which they’d still be dancing along to so the audience in the studio had something to watch.
The performance went by fast, and she gave the boys a look once they got backstage. Before she could say anything though, Mark yelled.
“1, 2, 3!”
The sound of six boys yelling the happy birthday song as all but Jeno, who had MC duties, followed her back into the green room, garnering some attention from staff and other idols around them.
The door opened, and she jumped back in surprise when confetti appeared and her manager carried a cake towards her. There was even a box of cupcakes on the table next to the door.
“Oh my god,” she laughed before gratefully accepting the cake and blowing out the candle, “I genuinely forgot what day it was today.”
“We know,” Jaemin hugged her from behind, “that was the goal.”
“That’s why we’re all going to Chenle’s house later,” Jisung grinned.
Renjun nudged the maknae while Chenle whacked his arm before looking at Hannah, “We wanted to cook for you because you always cook for us.”
“Let her breathe, guys,” Mark laughed and pried Jaemin off of her, “let the officially 19-year-old breathe.”
“Did you like my surprise?” Haechan asked her, making her turn around to face him.
She kicked him in the shin, “I was surprised! You didn’t warn me, I probably looked stupid!”
While Haechan overdramatically held his leg and complained about the pain, she just sighed and looked at everyone.
“Thank you guys, I really appreciate this.”
“Yeah, don’t get sappy on us,” Renjun stuck his finger into her cake’s frosting and rubbed it on her nose. A silence passed between everyone as they watched Hannah blink slowly and hand the cake to a now quiet Haechan who was watching with wide eyes.
“Hwang Renjun, you have three seconds to run,” she, much to the staff’s dismay, grabbed a cupcake and started running after Renjun who yelled and ran away from her and down the hallway.
“You said I have three seconds!” “I counted three seconds!”
The rest of the boys watched in amusement before turning to Chenle.
“Not the distraction I was hoping for,” he began, “but more entertaining for sure. Haechan hyung, you keep Noona unsuspicious. Jaemin hyung, you have everyone’s gifts, right? Can you message Jeno hyung and remind them to keep those hidden? Mark hyung, you’re on vlog duty, and Renjun hyung, too, when he comes back hopefully alive. Jaemin hyung, Jisung, and I will go ahead to set everything up.”
The five boys nodded at each other, ready for their surprise for Hannah.
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“When I said keep Noona unsuspicious, I didn’t mean blindfold her.”
Chenle’s voice reached Hannah’s ears the moment the car doors opened. She snorted at the younger boy’s accusatory tone and the following sounds of Haechan defending himself.
A hand that she immediately recognized as Jeno’s due to their matching pinky rings held hers as he assisted her out of the car. She missed a step, making her stumble forward. An extra set of hands caught her, taking place on her waist as they steadied her.
“Careful, Little Na,” Jaemin’s voice spoke from right in front of her. “We don’t want the birthday girl getting hurt.”
“Maybe if you guys took this blindfold off,” she poked forward, smirking when she felt Jaemin’s chest and heard his small grunt of surprise.
A chuckle from next to her caught her attention, making her snap her head in that direction. Mark.
“As you guys can see,” Mark explained, likely talking to a camera as a different pair of hands took hers from Jeno, “Hannah has absolutely no clue what is going on, and Chenle is somehow guiding her while walking backwards without tripping.”
“It’s his house,” she could imagine Jeno shrugging.
She just shook her head in amusement and focused on where her feet was going, following Chenle’s quiet directions of where to place her steps.
The sound of the door opening was immediately followed by the smell of Chinese food filling her senses. It seemed a lot compared to what she originally thought her two kids were going to cook.
Suddenly, she could hear Jisung’s hushed whispers speaking to Chenle. The latter let go of her hands while someone—she assumed Jisung— stood by her side.
“You’re gonna love this, Noona,” Jisung looped his arm through hers and brought her a few steps forward.
“I know I will,” she laughed, “I can smell food that I didn’t think you two would think of cooking.”
“About that,” he sounded sheepish, “we actually didn’t cook you food. We have a different birthday surprise.”
With that, Jisung gently tugged her blindfold off. She was met with Chenle’s couch filled with toys and small clothes. She looked at it confused as her eyes adjusted to the light.
“I’m pretty sure I won’t fit in those,” she noted as five other boys stood by her and Jisung.
“No,” Jisung smiled before pointing down the hallway, “but they’d fit him.”
Hannah laughed and turned her head, expecting to see maybe Chenle in teenager-sized versions of the baby clothes in front of her, but she was met with another sight.
Chenle did come out from the hallway, but in casual clothes. No, the only thing different was what he had in his arms. A small puppy rested close to his chest, seemingly just waking up. Its tail wagged as soon as it noticed Hannah, much to her surprise.
Jisung gently pulled her arm, making her sit on the floor while Chenle mirrored their actions from where he stood. He gently placed the puppy on the ground.
“Go on,” Chenle encouraged the puppy, “go to your new mom.”
“Mom?” Hannah asked as the small puppy ran right to her, resting itself on her legs and looking up at her expectantly.
She picked him up as the other members gathered around her, sitting on the floor with her. Mark was filming her as she picked up the puppy and brought it close to her face, smiling as it licked her. Jaemin, on the other hand, was already looking at the little dog clothes while Renjun and Haechan were picking which toy to try out with the puppy first.
“Hi,” she smiled at the puppy, letting out a small laugh as it started licking her nose, “you’re an excited puppy, aren’t you?”
“And he’s yours,” Chenle approached, sitting in front of her. “Happy birthday, Noona.”
“Chenle,” she pulled him forward with her free arm, giving him a hug and pressing a kiss to his cheek, “why are you so sweet?”
“I heard from Yoonmi that puppies help relieve stress and anxiety,” he grinned at her, “I just want you to feel better.”
“Noona,” Jisung poked her cheek, “I helped, too! I help choose him, and I got all the clothes and toys and other stuff!”
Hannah chuckled, turning to kiss Jisung’s cheek as well, “You’re sweet, too, Sungie.”
“So,” Mark’s narration caught her attention, “Hannah finally received the gift Chenle and Jisung have been preparing since June. What are you gonna name him, Hans?”
She looked up at Mark, seeing a proud smile on his face, one that made him look like a big brother watching over his little siblings. It clicked in her head, already knowing what to name her new puppy.
“Minnie,” she smiled, “I’m calling him Minnie.”
Everyone cheered at that. Jeno looked at her with a smile as he patted Minnie’s head, “I think you should let Minnie’s uncles play with him before they explode from cuteness aggression.”
The uncles in question were the three who were looking through Minnie’s possessions which were all apparently purchased by Jisung. Hannah laughed at their excited looks and let Minnie on the ground.
“I get him first!” Haechan yelled, immediately being countered by Renjun and Jaemin. She laughed while getting up.
“I’ll go get us food, you can open presents after,” Jeno headed to the kitchen, dragging Jisung with him.
Mark laughed at her confused look as he shut off the camera, “You didn’t expect us to let the maknaes outdo us, did you?”
“I kind of thought you all contributed to this.”
“No, this is all ChenJi, you can watch it when they upload it,” Mark gave her a rare full hug, discreetly pressing a kiss to the side of her head. “Happy birthday, little sister.”
With that, he walked to the kitchen to get food, as well, leaving her in the living room with a satisfied smile. As much as Mark and her joked around and messed with each other, he had never forgotten to treat her like she was his own little sister when it counts, ever since they first met. She was thankful for it.
“Noona,” Chenle called her attention, a knowing smile on his face, “Minnie? Like Minhyung?”
“I don’t say it much,” Hannah shrugged, “but I’m actually really glad to have him as a big brother. I do look up to him, you know?”
Chenle nodded, “I know.”
“Never tell him I said that,” she laughed while watching Chenle open his small side bag, “What are you doing?”
“I wrote you something,” Chenle shyly handed her a small brown envelope. She looked at him curiously, but he just smiled at her. “Read it before you go to sleep.”
“I will,” she pulled him into a proper hug, “Thank you, Lele.”
“Anything for you, Noona.”
(Jeno smiled as he saw Hannah hugging Chenle before he turned to Jisung, nudging the younger boy. “How’d you get Minnie to run straight to Hannah? I’m pretty sure Renjun had food in his pocket.”
Jisung snorted. “Chenle stole one of Noona’s sweaters every week and had Minnie sleep in it. I didn’t think it would work, but it apparently did.”)
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mitsvriii · 11 months
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An Arrangement
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A/N: I’m hoping on the Arranged Marriage with Ayato train. This fic will have multiple parts. The reader will be referred to as _____ and not Y/n
TW’s: mentions of forced marriage
Part 2
You sat there itching your arms underneath your kimono. You had been waiting for your fiancé to show up for around ten minutes. You knew his schedule as the Yashiro Commissioner was busy, and that he wasn’t a fan of your and his arrangement but he could at least try to pretend that he cares.
Looking to your right, you could see your mother fanning herself. She seemed to be unbothered by your fiancé’s tardiness. She put her fan down and took a sip of her tea before clearing her throat.
“Do you remember your lessons?” It was a simple question but it held so much meaning.
“Yes mother”, you replied with fake earnest, “After all, that’s all I’ve learned. It would be a shame if I’d forgotten.”
Seemingly pleased with your answer, your mother took another sip of her tea before fanning herself again. Sighing to yourself you took a sip of your own tea. Your eyes brows raised in slight surprise. Komore Teahouse lived up to its expectations.
“Mother do you think we should leave?” You asked after a couple of minutes.
“And why would we do that?” Your mother’s gaze lifted to yours, her tone and look sharp.
“Lord Kamisato is fifteen minutes late, maybe it’s best if we-“
“We will wait,” there was no sign of protest in your mother’s voice,” We will wait no matter how long it takes. We need this marriage to work out.”
Nodding you looked down at your tea, by ‘we’ she meant her and her husband, your father. You knew that this was never about you, they just wanted something to gloat. Their daughter marrying the Yashiro Commissioner, it would be the small talk of all of their stuck up dinner parties and their-
“Apologies for being late, my meeting with the Kojou Clan took longer than excepted. I apologize for the late intrusion”.
You froze up, you knew that sly and rich voice from anywhere. You looked over your shoulder to see Ayato and a blonde haired man. Your eye brows furrowed, who was he? Your thoughts were interrupted when you could feel an arm tug you up.
“Not at all Lord Kamisato! It wasn’t a long wait, we could even throughly enjoy our tea.” Your mother spoke as she gave him a big smile, still gripping your arm. You gave him a look out of the corner of your eye.
‘What was in this girl’s tea?’ You thought to yourself.
A chuckle escaped Ayato, although it seemed forced. He and your mother continued talking like you were never here in the first place. You tried tugging out of her arm but the lady had a grip like steel. Your eyes looked up at the blonde who had entered with Ayato. He seemed to be looking at you with worry, noticing your mother’s grip on your arm.
“Excuse me, if you don’t mind me interrupting I could take Ms. Shinsetsuna for a tour at the rest of the tea house. Since you mentioned she liked the tea”, the blonde spoke up. And god did he have a calming voice.
Looking down at you, your mother nodded. Letting go of you she looked at the blonde.
“Of course, that way Lord Kamisato and I can discuss features of the arrangement in private.”
Nodding the blonde motioned for you to follow him to which you did in a hurry, not bothering to hide the fact that we wanted to get out of there.
When you both exited the room you immediately turned and gave the blonde a ‘thank you’.
The blonde simply smiled, “It’s not problem really. Oh right! I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Thoma, Lord Kamisato’s personal retainer”.
You nodded at his words, “I presume you know who I am then?”
Thoma also gave a nod, “Of course, Lord Kamisato has informed me of your arrangement. I’m happy to do what I must for you, since you’ll be my Lord’s mistress.
You gave him a wry smile, you didn’t want to spoil Thoma’s mood with your complaints about the arrangement. You were going to have to suck it up and hope for the best. For your sake and for Thoma’s, because honestly Ayato could suck it right now.
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gadriezmannsgirl · 1 year
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HEY BESTIE!! just found your blog and I'm about to read your work. But I was wondering if you can write me a request? Please. One where Pedri (my love) is dating a female f1 redbull driver and how their relationship would be giving the schedule and stuff or if you don't know about f1 (idk) you can do like an actress!reader and pedri having a crush on her and pining over her? If you don't wanna do these, I completely understand! But be safe and have an amazing day/night.
Hi darling! Yes I can! Pedri is life, isn't he? Freaking precious (Even tho my weakness is Gavi😅). Tysm, I really hope you like my writing, please let me know!
I do know my bits of F1, not a really hardcore fan of it so I'm gonna take the Actress!Reader since I don't really know everything from it.
I did this while waiting for my class at Uni, so I hope you like it. And be safe too! Have a great day/night
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Hard Crushing - Pedri González x Actress!Reader
"Oh my god, Pedri. You're really watching again The Queen's Gambit?" Fernando, Pedri's brother, asked him after sitting on the couch next to him
"Yes I am, what about it?" Pedri said not taking his eyes off of the TV
"You're obsessed with her, aren't you?"
"I'm not, she's just a good actress!" Fernando gave him a look raising his eyebrows "Ok, maybe I do am a bit obsessed with her. But she's Beautiful, have you given her a good look? Fucking gorgeous" Pedri shook his head "And don't even get me started on her look in Last Night in Soho... AND! During Black Widow? My goodness" Pedri groaned already picturing you in said movies "Also, there were a few rumors saying she's going soon to be appearing in CM, it'll be awesome to see her as a doctora"
"CM?"
"Chicago MED" Pedri replied almost instantly looking at his brother crazily for not recognizing the TV show "Si aparece ahí, me encantaría tener las mil y un enfermedades solo para que me cure" (If she's appearing there, I'd love to have a thousand sickness just so she could cure me)
"Tú estas loco" (You're crazy)
"Thank god, she talks Spanish too" Pedri says out of nowhere ", that way I wouldn't embarrass myself more than I would probably do if I ever get to meet her"
... ...
"What do you mean Y/N Y/L/N will be here?" Pedri asked in disbelief stopping his training to hear the gossip from Balde, Araujo and Ansu
"Yes, she's coming to Barcelona apparently she'll be filming a movie here so she's gonna stay for a while" Araujo explained
"And she's fan of the Barça so" Balde ended
"I know she's fan of Barça, you don't have to tell me things I clearly know" Pedri stated making Gavi laugh "Tell me more about this visit, that I didn't knew about"
"¡CHICOS!" They were interrupted by Xavi "It's not time to gossip, we've a Clásico to win!"
Pedri watched Ansu, Araujo and Balde run off not without telling them a quick "We'll talk later"
... ...
"What do you mean I'll be cooking in front and for Y/N Y/L/N?" Gavi, Ansu, Alejandro, Ferran, Araujo, Lewandoski and Ter Stegen laughed out loud after hearing the news and watching their friend's reaction
"Yes, she's coming to Camp Nou for a whole day, she'll see you training, we'll be giving her a tour and after that we'll be doing a video with her and you were the chosen one. That will make you both good" One of the staff said "Or if you don't want to do it, we can have Gavi or Lewandowski, they were also very asked for"
"¡NO, YO LO HAGO!" (NO, I'LL DO IT!) Pedri yelled surprising the poor woman, the guys laughing once more before he composed himself and added a quiet "I mean... I don't have any problem to do it. I'd love to"
"Okay, it's settled then. Next Tuesday, Pedri"
Gavi speaks up after the woman left "This is your big chance, bro. Meeting Y/N Y/L/N, the girl you've been practically in love with ever since 2019"
"What if I mess up? Say something weird? What if she thinks I'm crazy?"
"I don't think you can mess it up that much, Pedri" Ansu said shaking his head "She's a normal girl, you can do this, I mean... What's the worst thing you can do or say to her?"
"Be confident" Araujo said showing him a thumbs up
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Next Tuesday
Practice had already ended, you had already met briefly the players and they were practicing while you were given the little tour around Camp Nou.
Also, while you were getting makeup done, Pedri was showering and getting himself dressed.
"How will I be able to not embarrass myself in front of her, if just by hearing her name I go like if I have a worm inside me?"
"That's a bit gross, dude"
"¡Joder!" Pedri turned around quickly nearly giving himself a whiplash and soon wished he hadn't.
You were standing there right besides him.
"Hijo de...- Ya la cagué" (Son of a... I fucked it up already) Pedri mumbled to himself but you laughed completely hearing him
"También hablo en Español, cariño" (I also speak Spanish, darling) You said giggling finding really cute his awkwardness.
Truth is that you absolutely loved Pedri and were also a bit nervous, he was your favourite player currently at Barça. And meeting him was like a dream come true.
"Don't worry about it" You said "You're my favourite player and I'm sweating my ass off too" He laughed out loud turning around to see you wearing a smile on your face.
"I'm sorry, you're just... Incredible" You blushed "Like, I've seen all of your movies and series"
"You're incredible too" you said "Like... I always see your matches and you never fail to amaze me" Pedri smiled feeling himself blushing at your words.
"Thank you, it means a lot"
"What are you cooking today?"
"Honestly, I don't know" You both laugh lightly "I just hope that whatever I'm making won't give you a stomach ache"
"You can't be that bad"
"The only thing I do great is serve a glass of water and burned rice" You laughed
"I trust you" You said smiling lightly "You'll do great" You showed your fist up, waiting for him to bump his with yours, when you were called to start recording
"God, she's so beautiful" Pedri mumbled but you still heard it
"Thanks. You're pretty handsome too" He groaned making you laugh. You were teasing him but at the same time you were waiting for him to lose his nerves and you, lose yours.
... ...
Pedri thought this was the worst and best day of his life, you were chatting with him while he was cooking.
Don't get him wrong, you're beautiful and chatting with you was easy, his nerves turned into excitement while talking. But also, the talking with you made it for him a bit impossible to fully concentrate in the cooking.
He just hoped everything tasted good. Or eatable.
"This is really spicy" You said taking a bite from the chicken and coughing up a bit "Like really, really spicy" The whole crew laughed and Pedri covered his hands
"I'm sorry" He said
"No. I like it, I just wasn't expecting that much" You pronounced That heavier making them laugh once more "But still this is delicious" you gave another bite to the chicken showing a thumbs up
"Rate 0/10?"
"9" You said inmediately "For those who say Pedri can't cook"
"Yo tambien lo digo" (I also say it) Pedri, himself said it in disbelief, you liked his food.
"Probablemente me de un dolor de estómago mas tarde, pero, por ahora está buenísimo" (It'll probably give me a stomach ache later, but, for now this is good)
"Esto ha sido Cocina en el Nou, si te ha gustado deja un like y sigue al Barça en todas las redes sociales" (This has been Kitchen in the Nou, if you liked this video leave a like y follow Barça in all social medias) Pedri said as you both waved at the camera
You stood besides him giving him a hug and soon the cameras stopped rolling only for the staff to bring you a Barça shirt.
It was your size with Pedri's name and his number 8.
"Thank you!" You said smiling. Both of you posed for a picture as Pedri quickly signed the shirt for you "It was a pleasure meeting you" You said hugging him once more.
It was almost time for you to go
"CanIhaveyournumber?" He asked quickly as you blinked a few times to recover from his quickness
"Pardon?"
"Can I have your number? It was really nice meeting you too and I would love to chat with you more, without cameras if you'd like" Pedri said.
You smiled
"Only if you take me out on a date"
"Only one?"
"You need to win me over, González. If you keep this moves up, you'll do it in a snap of fingers tho"
You didn't need to say it twice.
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princessbettina · 1 year
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Team: Harry Hook x Fem! Pro Women's Wrestler Reader
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Summary: You are a pro women's wrestler in the extremely popular company known as the WWE. In one of your wrestling matches, it just so happens that your boyfriend, Harry Hook is watching and cheering you in the crowd, then helps assist you in a victory he believes you truly deserve.
(A/N: I know, I know. This might be one of the strangest Harry x reader story you have come across if you aren't familiar with anything pro wrestling related or if you aren't a fan of pro wrestling. Yes, I admit that I am a big pro wrestling fan and WWE fan and when this story idea popped into my brain, I had to write it. Please give this story a chance. I think you might enjoy it.
If you are unfamiliar with pro wrestling, WWE, or any of the WWE wrestlers named in this story and would like to know more about them, please research them!
Warnings: None. I apologize if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes in this. )
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You have been in the pro wrestling business (the WWE to be exact) for quite a while now and you've enjoyed every single experience of it. From tagging and teaming up with those same pro wrestlers that you have idolized since you first discovered what pro wrestling was, (such as Bayley, Liv Morgan, and Carmella-to name a few) in tag team matches, to having your own one on one singles matches against some of the greatest pro wrestlers in the business.
Being able to wrestle and put on incredible matches for the WWE universe was your first love and passion. You loved every single moment of it.
Your incredible, supportive, loving, and handsome boyfriend aka Harry Hook was super duper supportive when you knew that you wanted to become a pro women's wrestler.
Yes, at first Harry was hesitiant when you told him because he knew what wrestling was/is and he didn't want you to get seriously hurt or injured.
Thankfully, overtime and with a lot of explaining to him, Harry began to realize how cool of an opportunity this would be for you. He absolutely loved seeing how passionate and inspired you were to have your pro wrestling dream come true for you.
He 100% was on board and instantly became your number one fan and biggest supporter ever.
That warmed your heart so much!
From that moment on, Harry insisted that he help you with your trainings and workouts to help better prepare you for your matches, that of course would end up with him either showing off his extremely strong and handsome biceps and abs, or showering you with kisses that distracted you from the workouts and training.
He would even travel with you to the local in ring training sessions you had, even at the WWE performance center and watch you train in ring too, cheering you on from the side there too.
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Tonight was no different than any other match you've had in the past. You were scheduled to have a singles match against Dana Brooke. You had shared the ring with Dana a few times before so you were pretty comfortable in ring with her.
You were excited about this match and knew everyone watching would enjoy it. A few hours before Monday Night Raw started, (A/N: Monday Night Raw or Raw is one of the show days for WWE on tv. There is also Friday Night SmackDown. Two big brands that split the wrestling roster up in half and each wrestler on which ever brand get to help put the shows on either on Monday and Friday-I hope this makes sense and isn't confusing. Just in case anyone is confused and doesn't know much about WWE. Please look it up if you're confused or have any other questions.) Harry and you travled to the arena where Raw was being held. You two walked from your car to inside the arena and greeted the other wrestlers who were also getting ready for the show too.
You made it to your dressing room, as Harry followed suit behind you. That is where you got ready for your match as Harry helped you if need be.
You opened your suitcase that had your wrestling gear and went to go put it on in the bathroom that was in the dressing room, and moments later you reappeared into the dressing room and walked out to greet your pirate boyfriend who was smiling brightly and almost looked like he had stars in his eyes when he saw you in your gear.
"Ooh wow! You look breathtakingly beautiful, Y/n!" Harry chirped with excitment. Clapping his hands and continuing to smile ever so brightly. He steped towards you as his eyes trailed down to look at you in your gear from your head to your feet for a moment quickly, causing you to flush a tad before he reached out for your hand, in which you let him take hold of it as you blushed and smiled too.
"Thank you, my love!" You chirped while booping Harry's nose. He wiggled his nose and giggled softly.
"You nervous, darling?" Asked Harry, he raised his eyebrow as he noticed your facial expressions changed slightly for a moment from a smile to now a zoned out expression that had a bit of worry.
You snaped back to focus on Harry, softly humming as your eyes met his which began to relax your nerves. You nodded your head slowly.
"Oh yeah! I would be lying if I said that wasn't nervous. I can't pretend to be tough and hide my true emotions all the time." You replied as you softly smiled up at Harry.
Harry nodded his head at your answer. "You'll be fine, my beautiful lass. I will be right there, front row cheering you on, as so will everyone else in that crowd too. We're on your team, my bonnie lass." Harry winked down at you, causing your smile to grow to again.
You leaned towards him and snaked your arms around his waist as he pulled you in for a hug that you both shared, while giving you a kiss atop your head.
This always made your heart beam with joy and love.
"Aww, thank you, handsome. I always love and truly appreciate you and your sweet, loving, and encouraging words before my matches." You said while looking up at him with a bright blushy smile painted on my face as you were still wrapped around in Harry's arms.
He smiled down at you and kissed you nose, "Anything for you, my princess. Now, let's get you makeup ready, shall we?"
You both broke away from the hug as you giggled and nodded your head after hearing Harry's question. "I think that's a wonderful idea. Thank you, lovey! We shall." You squealed at his offer to help with your makeup and even hair too.
A little bit of time went by and Harry had just about finished applying the makeup to and on your face. The makeup look he did on you was brilliant and took your breath away when you saw it in the mirror upon his reveal.
Your pirate boyfriend surprised you in many different ways, good ways of course and his ablity to do makeup looks and his skills in makeup in general was something that always left you speechless in a good way. It always made you proud of him as he never failed to make you look and feel like a hundred bucks right before stepping out of the curtain and into the crowd.
You hugged and kissed him speechlessly all over on his face when he was finished with your makeup look. That was your way of thanking him and showing him how proud you were and are of him.
Harry hugged and kissed you back as he giggled and blushed. There was then a small knock on your dressing room door. When you traveled over to the door and opened it, you were greeted by one of the officials who were in charge of the scheduling for the show and to get everyone prepared for when they would be on camera or have to go out to the ring.
You were informed that you would be having a quick backstage interview with Byran Saxton (one of the WWE commentators) to talk about your match with Dana later tonight, along with what this could potentially mean for your placement in any of the women's matches at the upcoming PayPerView.
It was also noted that your match was going to be the second to last match of the night, which was perfect because it allowed you to relax your nerves and prep more before your match, and to relax more with Harry too.
That is exactly what happened.
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After your backstage interview, and after waiting and waiting and stretching backstage before your match as much as you could, the moment you and Harry were waiting for had finally come.
Harry and you had walked hand in hand together as you both traveled through the backstage area and made it to the waiting area curtain as a small tv screen had live footage of everything that was happening where the crowd and ring was.
Harry held your hands as you gently squeezed them and took a few deep breaths. "Relax my love. You can do this. You were born for this. I believe in you, and so do all of them out there." Harry whispered to you as he pulled you in for a quick hug which we shared.
You closed my eyes and nodded you head and smiled at him right before having to go out in front of thousands of people. "Thank you, my love. You're truly the best." You replied as you gave him a peck on his lips.
Right before your music hit, another manager of controlling the show and backstage stuff had approached Harry and you and asked if Harry wanted to stand and watch your match ringside. Hearing that offer brought a big smile on both of your faces. Having Harry sit and watch your match ringside was huge.
You and Harry quickly glanced at each other with bright smiles and then turned our attention back to the person who approached us. Harry agreed to the offer and was told to follow the person as he would lead Harry to his ringside seat by going backstage to get there.
Harry kissed your lips quickly before leaving to find his seat. "I love you, darling. You got this." Was the last thing your pirate boyfriend said to you before leaving. You smiled and blew him a kiss his way. "I love you too!"
And with that, you took a deep breath and before you knew it, your theme music had started to play which meant it was time for you to make your grand entrance.
You walked through the curtain and was greeted by the cheers, screams, and clapping coming from everyone in the crowd as you waved to them and strutted with confidence to the ring.
As you got closer to the ring, on the right side of the ring was when you spotted Harry in the spot that was promised to him. Your heart fluttered with excitment when you saw him smile brightly and cheer for you.
When you hopped onto the outer part of the ring, you stood tall and glanced over at Harry and pointed at him and then waved at him as he waved back at you. You were so excited to have him see you perform.
When you fully entered the ring by stepping through the ring ropes was when it was time for Dana to make her entrance. She made her way to the ring and stepped through the ropes and was in the ring with you now too. The referee had stood infront of you two for a moment before hearing the bell ring, which indicated the match was now ready to begin.
The match was on to a terrific start. Both Dana and you had moments of dominance, getting the crowd more and more invested in the match. The match continued more when all of a sudden, Dana had you caught in between the two middle and bottom ropes where she then kicked your core, causing you to stumble and fall out of the ring ropes and onto the ground on the outside of the ring, as Dana remained standing tall in the ring.
Where you fell just so happened to be the closest to where Harry was. The crowd was cheering for you to get up as you crawled over the baracade where you hoisted yourself back up and smiled when you saw Harry holding onto your arm when you got up.
"Go get her, love! Take her down" Harry whispered to you as you nodded and playfully smirked at him before quickly sliding back into the ring to beat the ten count (A/n:this is when the ref starts counting to ten, leading for whoever is in the ring the one who would win the match as a count out victory. The one who can't make it back into the ring before the count of ten is over would be counted out and lose.) as Dana was flaunting and strutting around in a pre victory for herself until that was cut short when you came back.
Dana grunted in annoyance upon your re-entry in the ring as she grabbed hold of the base of your neck and tights (A/n: that is what they-the commentators who are calling the match ringside for people watching on tv-call or use instead of saying your pants. It makes sense when you watch it and know/understand what's going on) and threw you to one corner of the ring. Slamming your head first into the second rope and the post too, that always hurt when that move was applied, but that was what wrestling was about after all.
You had regained your balance as you held onto the ring ropes with your strong arms that helped support you up. Dana was coming at you with her running round off cartwheel move that always puts her opponents away, except you.
Mere seconds before she would connect, you lifted up your leg and kicked her a little which stopped her from flying on top of you. Letting you get out of harms way you did just that as it was Dana now who was on the ground.
You stepped out of the ring ropes and climbed on top of the outside ropes, standing tall for a few seconds as the crowd loudly cheered you on more. Once Dana was on her feet and close by, you jumped off the ropes as you hit her with your elbow as you came down, crossbody style.
You went for the cover and thought you had the match won and so did the crowd, but at the last second, Dana kicked out at two and the match was still underway.
The match continued on more when Dana managed to throw you out of the ring again. You landed near where Harry was once again by the baracade. Dana stood proud and tall as she then laid her eyes on Harry. She knew that he was your boyfriend and she wanted to mess with him a little just like she was already messing with you in this match.
That was perfectly legal in the wrestling world.
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Dana grabbed hold of your kneck and scooted you little closer to where Harry was and made eye contact with him. "Is this your girl, pirate ?" Dana began to mock and toy with Harry as he stood up from his seat and had a little bit of worry fill his eyes.
You tried using Dana's hand to lift you back up to your feet, but she wasn't having any of that as she pushed you back on the ground. She then raised up her arms and flexed her muscles while smirking and looking more at Harry.
Harry wasn't having any of Dana's tricks. His worry then turned into slight anger and annoyace towards Dana. Harry leaned forward against the baracade and began to lightly slam his arm on it a few times, calling out to you, helping fire you up and hopefully win the match.
You heard Harry and that helped you start to get up on your own again. You smiled up at him as he winked at you and clapped his hands.
Without fully being aware and your back was turned behind your opponent, Dana pushed you right into the same baracade spot when you weren't looking, almost crashing into Harry this time.
Harry's mouth fell agape and quickly looked down at you to see if you were okay and then his eyes went back over to Dana. He narrowed his eyes at her as he shook his head.
Dana walked closer to where Harry was as a big smirk appeared on her face. "What are you going to do about it, huh pirate? Nothing. Just sit and watch me win and beat your girl!" Dana shouted at Harry, laughing at him as soon as she got her hands back on you.
Little did Dana know that her actions would soon have consequences.
Dana dragged your body back inside the squared circle and followed into it as well. Stepping through the ropes, Dana was about to throw her hands on you. Thankfully, you were able to block her and reverse a hit of your own on her.
You ran back and then ran towards Dana, letting her fall to the mat where you then threw hits on her, this fired up the crowd in a good way. They were on your side.
You proceeded to dominate Dana and could feel the match reaching its end, the win for you was in your finger tips.
You had thrown Dana into one corner of ring and you then back rolled and then got the crowd roudier when you threw both of your arms up in the air in a circular motion before motioning to Dana and throwing your body against hers. Successfully connecting with her's.
Suddenly, Dana managed to switch sides in the corner of the ring, resulting you to be in the corner of the ring now. She threw hits on you again and began to mock your own wrestling moves when you're in control during matches.
This wasn't to Harry's liking. When Dana wasn't paying attention, along with the ref, Harry sneakily jumped over the baracade and walked over to the side of the ring where you were closest to and stood there in your corner, sending you a wink and a playful smirk as you two locked eyes with one another for a moment.
Dana moved you to the middle, center of the ring as she remained standing by the corner in which you were near by moments ago. This gave Harry the perfect oppurtinity to strike.
You remained on the mat for a little bit more. The ref was distracted by checking on you and Dana had her back facing away from the ropes and where Harry was standing, she wasn't aware that Harry was near by.
Harry hopped atop the outer ring and held onto the ropes momentairly before he tapped his fingers on Dana's shoulder, causing the perfect distraction to Dana.
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When Dana felt Harry's touch, she turned around to face him as her mouth fell agape this time. Harry smirked at her and waved devilishly at her. You just so happened to see what was going on and you knew exactly what Harry was doing, causing you to smirk to yourself too.
"Nuh uh! I don't think so, Hook! What do you think you're doing?" Dana began to shout and question at Harry once more. The ref was still distracted which allowed Harry to complete the distraction by jumping off the ring post and on his feet to quickly grab hold of Dana's ankle and pull it towards him, causing Dana to trip in her corner.
Harry chuckled to himself as he quickly backed away from the ring, his arms up to show that he wasn't the cause of Dana's fall. Avoiding a potential disqualifcation for you if the ref saw.
The ref and you got up and seeing a fallen Dana made you smile devilishly. You knew this was your final moment to shine and bring home a win.
You stood up and walked over to Dana and picked her up. She leaned against the ropes for a moment before you pulled her towards you and wrapped your arms around her tightly, bear hugging her almost as you twisted your body and slammed her down on the mat, successfully hit the Bayley to Belly suplex move you were allowed to use from Bayley herself as she was one of your goodest friends.
You lifted up Dana's leg and the ref began to count to three via pin fall. The crowd's count was large as it echoed through your ears.
"One...Two...Three!"
The final bell was heard and the crowd cheered and clapped.
You won the match against Dana.
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A big smile appeared on your face the second you heard the bell ring. Your theme song began playing again as the crowd continued to cheer and clap for you. The ref held up your arm in victory and then left the ring.
You danced happily a little to your theme song and then smiled brightly when you saw Harry slide through the ring ropes and instantly hugged you, causing you to smile and giggle.
"You did beautifully, my love! I'm so proud of you." Harry said to you as you and him both shared the hug some more. You kissed his cheek and thanked him, which caused him to blush in which you thought was adorable.
"I did it! I did it!" You squealed as you jumped up into your pirate boyfriend's arms as he caught you and held onto you.
"We did it, my love." Harry assured, raising his eyebrow playfully at you as he smiled and kissed your cheek.
"We sure did! I am so proud of us. We one day need to be in a tag team match. I think you'd make one handsome and incredible pro wrestler, Har-bear." You chirped and giggled at him as he also giggled and smiled more.
You and Harry exited the ring, walking back up the ramp entrance while high fiving some of the fans in the crowd as you passed by.
This was a match and moment you knew you would never ever forget.
-The end
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+bonus: "I think you and I should team together and be in a tag match here one day, my love. I think you would be amazing." You winked at Harry. He smiled and put his hand atop of his heart. "Thank you, lass. I think we would make a pretty great and strong tag team too. I'll keep that in mind / consideration, I promise, love."
You smiled starry eyed hearing his answer / response. You hoped Harry would want to join you in the pro wrestling business and be a wrestler just as you were one too. It excited you just thinking of the possiblites of Harry and you together as pro wrestlers.
"Whatever happens, just know that we'll always be on each other's team, my love." Harry winked and smiled at you, as you blushed and gently booped his nose.
"I love you!" You smiled and giggled at him before you leaned towards him and gave him a kiss on his lips as he glady kissed you back.
"I love you, too!" Harry replied as his lips remained close and atop of yours for a few more moments as the kiss continued more.
You and Harry both knew you have bright futures together and that you two can accomplish anything no matter what. This truly was an exciting time for you both and you knew you both felt the same exact way.
+ end of the bonus!
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Thank you all so much for reading. This is my first official Harry Hook and reader story and I really like how it turned out. Harry means the world to me, I love him (and Thomas) to death and when it came to wanting to write a story about him, I struggled for a bit because I literally had no good ideas at that moment.
Writers block was bad. But I over came that when I got the idea to write this story and include two of my fave things, Harry and pro wrestling.
I hope you all enjoy this and I can't wait to write more of Harry and of Thomas and his other characters more soon! <;3
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JEON JUNGKOOK: UNEXPECTEDLY | Part 1
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🥀Genre/tags: strangers to friends to lovers, fame,jk, fluff, angst, smut, young adults (18+) may contain mentions of kissing, sex in numerous instances, it might get a bit explicit… (18+)
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Jungkook finally having free time to himself since debuting as the Idol group “BTS”, and after completing military service, decides after a weeks of being back to get on live while he works out at a local gym he used to frequent before he was enlisted. Jungkook is really into working out. For him it’s a way to destress from a busy day and also to distract himself from any kind of feelings of loneliness. He’s not the type to express his emotions too openly to anyone and if they ask it’s too frustrating to put into words. He doesn’t bother to seek temporary affection or company from any outsiders because things like that can get messy really quickly. Outside of his friends and team he sees on a regular basis while at work, his fans are the only other things he gives his energy to outside of working out. His family doesn’t live in the city and he doesn’t get to see them much either but he talks to them whenever they call or can answer for a check in. Jk planned on visiting them later when he had more time and when they were able to be present and spend time with him.
He has a few solo events lined up here and there but those are a few weeks away. Then the groups schedule will be back in full force; music making, performances, photo shoots, music videos and in person events just like they did the last 10 years.
Yes 10 whole years. That’s a lot for any artist to be on top the way he and his friends are. The group is literally legendary for those who know of them and as the days go by their popularity increases and new fans join their beloved fanbase. The very reason he’s able to live as comfortably as he does in his huge penthouse in the middle of Seoul. He’s really grateful for them so doing things like going live and spending a few mins sometimes a bit over an hour at a time is a bit less than work for him. As closed off as he can be he’s vulnerable with his fans on rare occasions and they get a tiny peak into his life but still no one truly knows him.
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~JK~
It’s a Saturday night in February at Master Mins Boxing Gym. My boxing coach, Mr. Min usually leaves his doors open a bit late just for me to come and have a private session with him for obvious reasons. It’s towards the end of our training for the day. I’m taking a break between & read all the comments that pop up on my screen as I turn on the live video and prop up my phone for the fans to see. I smile at the camera and turn to Mr. Min.
“They’re coming in. The people are coming in.”
“Yeah?” Mr. Min responds as he’s readjusting the bags I just finished pounding my gloved fist into.
“Yeah my armies are coming in now.” I say turning back to the live heavily breathing. “I’m so tired I could die!”
As I read the comments I notice a friend has toned in.
Jimin is one of my best friends and beloved vocalist just as much as I am. We have known each other for years trained and became the world famous group “BTS” under one of the now most successful entertainment companies to date “VIBE”. Me and my other group mates are one of the main reasons that this company thrives. Namjoon is our group leader. Him and Min Yoongi are producers as well as rappers. Tae shares the responsibility of being one of the main creative directors for the company with me;is also a successful actor and one of the groups four vocalist. Hoseok (Hobi); world famous dancer/choreographer, and rapper for the group as well. Lastly, Jin; also vocalist, is a bit older than us but anyone that knows him knows he is a big freaking kid. He had always been around taking care of us like a big brother and is well respected. They are all like family to me actually. I actually went into my military service with Jimin as my enlistment buddy and it really helped a lot having someone familiar alongside me during that time.
So when I do see Jimin’s comment pop up I immediately get excited and smile into the camera.
“Oh Jimin is here too! Hurry & come. Jimin is here!” I turn around & gesture Mr.Min to come over to say hello.
His heavy footsteps carry him over & I turn back to face the camera where I can see how much of a sweaty mess I actually am while my long hairs dangle wildly in my face.
“Jimin, you need to come box too.” Mr. Min jokes before returning to his tasks in the background.
Everyone immediately commenting to say hello to him and Jimin, just as Hobi joins the live and starts the back and forth teasing a joking we always do with eachother. They tend to hop on here and make themselves known sometimes so fans are aware and used to the foolery. After a few minutes of that I advise that I’m going to finish up my training while they watch and quickly return to Mr. Mins side and hold out my arms to have him fix my gloves back on. I was already tired for sure but we were almost done.
We did a few drills & then shape exercises. By the end of it I was ready to pass out I was sweating so bad & couldn’t catch my breathe. I sat down at the end & looked at the comments again & prepared to say goodbye to everybody on live.
“Everyone, my workout is done. I will go now.” I said waving at the camera even though I wasn’t turning it off at that very second.
“My stamina is not going away.” I said while using my fist to drum down on my legs for no other reason than being high on adrenalin. “No I mean… my breathlessness won’t go away so easily.”
After reading a few goodbyes from my beloved army I waved again at the camera.
“I’ll go now. BYE!”
Shutting off the live I let Mr. Min him know I’d stop by again some other time since he had asked earlier about me coming often again like I used to. I thought it’d be a good idea for me so I won’t stay bored & drink too much beer. Which I have a habit of doing. I’m not an alcoholic though. I just have a drink every now and then while I’m at home or out with friends over a big meal.
I gathered my phone & bag as Mr. Min started to clean up before he closed for good tonight. I headed out the door first saying my final goodbye to him & dug out the keys to my car from my pocket, unlocked the car & got in with everything.
I took a moment to breathe & enjoy the dark & quietness thinking about how long I’d walk Beau when I get home he’d been cooped up in there alone for at least four hours since I had a couple errands to run today and because I’d been gone away for over a year while he was at an extended care center we needed to do some extra bonding time. The neighborhood isn’t too far from the gym. I sigh & turn on the car & drive off. Serendipity starts to play on the radio. This is one of Jimins popular songs. I always thought his voice was super perfect for the song. He has such unique voice.
After about 30 mins of driving which honestly felt like 10 I arrived home. I pulled into the parking garage & found my spot. It was bright & smelled like fresh air with a dab of dry rubber the way a parking lot always smells.
Tonight was a warm & breezy night in Seoul. Perfect for me since I just finished that hard workout & Beau will really enjoy it too he’s been in the house alone about 3 hours while I was at the gym. I took the elevator up & walked to my front door as soon as I was in Beau came running to me with kisses. I chuckled and groaned in fondness as I tried to keep him from licking my eye. He is quite big for a puppy but he’s also a Doberman they are usually this big.
“Hi Beau, Hi boy.” I rubbed his fur playfully as he finally settled down from his excitement then walked past him to put down my bag.
“Did you miss me Beaumi? Daddy was gone too long huh?” I turned on a single light once I reached my room & placed the bag near the closet. I decided to put my hair up & was feeling thirsty so I walked to the kitchen while putting it in a bun like I always did when I’ve had enough of it in my face. I hadn’t bothered getting a haircut since I’ve been back being that my head was shaved not so cleanly before I went away and had to basically stay that way in order to maintain the militaries strict dress code. My hair has gotten so long & Army seems to love it too.
I grabbed water bottle filled it up for me & also a bottle for Beau. It’s one of those
dog bottles that allows them to drink comfortably on walks. I put on a small pack & put them both in after taking a drink from mine. Then reached to grab Beaus leash where it was hanging. Not in even touching it all the way he came running to sit in front of me to hook it on. I chuckled because I find it amusing he seemed to know he’s going on a walk. A minute later we head out the door & I lock up behind us. I put in my headphones & pressed play making sure I could still hear my surroundings.
We walked to the elevator & down to the side door leading outside the parking garage. As expected Beau was full of energy and if he wasn’t properly trained he’d probably drag me down the street.
I walked down at least 3 blocks & started turning left to go the back way back to my neighborhood. Beau starts barking & I hold tightly to his leash, stopping my steps abruptly before making it all the way around the corner of the bricked building that happened to be a convenience store I sometimes go to for late night snacks. I see a girl there not too far from us dancing…very well might add. I mentally curse myself for even thinking that. Nevertheless it makes me smile a bit. I was just really impressed considering what I do for a living. I bend down and pet the pup to let him know it was ok.
“It’s alright Beaumi.” Before I can look up I hear a startled scream.
“AHH!”
I stand up straight fast Beau & I now both staring at the very pretty brown skinned girl.
I could almost feel my cheeks start to burn but bit my lip ring instead shuffling awkwardly.
“Hi… are you ok?”
She’s holding her chest slightly bent over breathing heavily with a shocked look still plastered on her face.
She then let out a sigh pressing stop on the music she was listening to & said. “Wooh… yeah y-you scared me.”
“I’m so sorry…I thought you’d hear my dog barking.” I let out a soft laugh to try reassuring her that it was safe while pausing my music as well to hear her better.
It worked because she returned my laugh & I could see her shyly blushing after doing a once over of me. I instantly froze up where I was standing as she did so. I was almost scared she recognized who I was & I’d have to deal with someone who didn’t respect boundaries. The way she was also frozen in place staring deeply at me made me even more nervous but in the same instance…curious. She wasn’t freaking out the way I expected she might.
Finally after a moment more of silence she responded to me.
“No. Uh not at all. I was so int-“ she stopped & started blushing again. Even with her brown skin I could see the redness in her cheeks… she was… glowing?
“You’re a good dancer.” I offered, allowing myself to relax & take a few steps closer to her.
“Haha well. I enjoy it very much. I sometimes get caught up in my own world when a good song comes on. Like I’m performing for a huge audience & I’m one of the hottest artists out.”
With that she made the sassiest but I swear cutest facial expression & put her hand on her hip.
“Oh,Yeah?” By now I still wasn’t sure if she recognized me or not.
The temperature seemed to be dropping & Beau was restlessly shuffling beside me. She looked down at him & smiled.
“Yeah. What’s this cuties name?”
“Oh. This is Beaumi.” I said smiling a big smile kneeling next to him to give him rubs.
She cooed. “Aww so cute. Is he friendly?”
I looked up at her & noticed she had gotten closer to us. “Uh yeah he is. Right Beau?” I look at him still rubbing his back.
“Can I pet him?” She asked.
I stood up. “Yeah of course. He can never get enough rubs.”
She chuckled then cautiously stuck her hand out to rub him on the head & behind his ear. Her touch seemed so delicate. I could tell Beau was in heaven from it. Her nails were nice short, shaped like almonds & painted a jade green. That’s the first thing I noticed before stealing a look at her outfit. It was a pair of cargo pants same color as mine that hugged her in all the right places & a black v-cut crop top long sleeve shirt with those thumb holes. Basically the same outfit as mine but more feminine. I smiled to myself at this coincidence. When she stood back up after being done petting the pup. I noticed her belly ring. It had sapphire diamonds in it. I could clearly see green was her favorite color or at least is my guess judging by the green sparkly headphones and phone case; but sapphire? Was she born the same month as me? Why do I even care if she were or not? She was wearing what seemed like a fresh pair of black & white vans & her hair was in a half up half down style. It was really pretty…her curls. I smiled to myself then asked.
“You live around here?”
“Yeah actually I just moved here from the US. I’ve been wanting to travel here for a while now actually. I’ve been studying the language for at least a year because of my work.
I simply nodded. “Wow that’s so cool. Do you know a lot already?”
She shook her head & blushed. “Actually not really.”
“Oh. That’s ok I’m sure you’ll pick up faster being here where everyone speaks it everyday.” I offered.
“Yeah of course.“
There was brief moment of silence again & then she broke it.
“Uh. You live around here too I take it?”
“Yeah a bit less than a half mile I was actually heading home.” I gestured in the direction.
“Oh well. I guess I shouldn’t hold you then…”she smiled & stepped aside to let us by.
I realized how long we’d been standing there & it was definitely getting late & I was exhausted.
“Yeah. Of course.” I nodded goodbye & began to walk past but some strange feeling inside me made stop & I turned to her once more.
“Oh, just a tip it’s not too safe to be out this late alone…”
She was already looking at me. This time I could see her brown eyes more clearly. They had a hint of a honey color & made her eyes sparkle under the street light. So…beautiful.
“Of course. I should head back home too.” She seemed hesitant but then began walking the direction I was about to go.
“Wait… You live this way too?” I said as I began my walk again with Beau right beside me.
She turned to look at me but kept walking still. “Yeah Seoul Estates.”
I furrowed my eyebrows surprised because that’s where I live and I found it a bit weird she’s just giving out the name of her place to a complete stranger because to her right now as far as I can tell I definitely was to her. How come I haven’t seen her around?
“Really? That…that’s where we live.”
By now we were walking side by side.
“Oh? so we’re neighbors then?” She asked questioning the obvious.
“I guess so.” I shrugged in response. Then I asked,“What’s your name?”
“Y/F/N. But If it’s easier you can call me Y/N/N.”
“Y/N/N?”
That is a beautiful name. For some odd reason I can barely stop myself from smirking and have to bite my lip ring again. What’s wrong with me? I literally am blushing at the sound of her name in my mouth. I wonder if she notices it?
“Yeah. What about you? What’s your name?” She asked Interrupting my thoughts.
We we’re getting super close to our homes now. I was hesitant to tell her my name in the case she’d heard it before but something tells me she really doesn’t know who I am so I answer proudly.
“Jungkook. I am Jungkook.”
We reached the side entrance to the elevators & I opened the door for her before I allowed Beau & I to enter. She walked through & pressed the button to let us on the elevator.
“Thank you Jungkook.” She said mispronouncing it just a little. It sounded like she was trying to do it with an accent but failed. I was fine with it though. It was…cute.
The door to the elevator opened with a soft dig & we stepped in together. I was closer to the buttons so I asked. “Which floor?”
“Oh uh this one.” Before I could press anything she leaned in & hit the 6th floor. I was hit with a sweet but intimate scent from her as she did so and it took a second to realize that she just said she lives on the same floor as I do as well. Considering the size of my pent house and the building itself there was only enough space to fit three penthouses of this floor. I was really confused now because I really never seen her before. Maybe because she said she just moved here but I’m literally in and out so often if it’s not visiting the company building it’s the gym or to hangout with friends over dinner so I should have noticed if anyone moved in.
My hands were sweaty now as I held Beaus leash. “So do I…”
Her eyebrows shot up. “Oh wow. Haha… we really are neighbors then.”
I nod as we reached the 6th floor & the doors opened. It was quiet besides the dinging of the elevator & our footsteps as we stepped out into the hall.
“Well it was nice meeting you neighbor.” She said as she turned right & began walking to her door which was located opposite end of the hall I lived.
“You too Y/N/N.” I said just to take in the feeling of her name in my mouth again, waving goodbye.
She unlocked her door as I started walking slowly to the left side of the hall to my door. I turned to look if she went inside yet before reaching my door completely. She was & her door was now closed.
I unlocked mine & entered undoing Beaus leash. He ran straight to his water bowl for a drink. I put my bag down & added in what was left from his bottle I packed & my own. Then sat it on the counter. He finished & went into his dog house. Running my fingers through my hair, I walked to my room where I had left the light on & stripped down so I could take a shower. The whole time I was in the shower I thought about this mysterious beautiful girl who happened to be my new neighbor.
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As I entered my new apartment I breathed a deep sigh. I was tired but that’s normal for me I guess as busy as I have been lately. I had the day off and I like to go for walks outside when it’s warm & breezy because it feels nice. It has been cold the past few days so tonight was the first time I was able to go outside & enjoy the weather comfortably here. What’s insane is that the very first time that I decide to do that I met a hot stranger… who happened to be my neighbor.
~Recap/summary~
I was having so much fun dancing outside under the street light. My eyes were closed so I didn’t notice someone standing nearby until I opened my eyes. He was bent over petting a big dog. I screamed & he seemed just as shocked as I was. I was out of breath from dancing & my heart was beating fast. I sighed & pressed pause on my phone to stop the music & looked up at him again. Wow…. He was so hot! He seemed a bit on guard as I took in his handsome features. His hair was pulled back into a messy ponytail & I noticed his lip was pierced & tattoos trailing down his arm onto his hand. Damn. I’m used to only seeing such hot guys on tv shows, SM, or Drama’s which I’ve been so obsessed with for months. Though they have to exist in order for them to be in these things right? On a serious note, I’ve actually been watching them to better my listening skills because I’m studying the language. It’s so interesting to me & spanish is the only other language I know little of & I really want to master at least one other language besides english in my life time. I’m sorta lucky to have been given the opportunity to moved here a few weeks ago. I had a college professor tell me the best way to learn a language was to surround yourself with it and I’m definitely surrounded. I never really been a fan of my home country if I’m completely honest and was itching to get away. I’d lived in Virginia all my life & only visited a few places outside of it. I’m 24 & never been overseas. So when I got this new career opportunity I didn’t hesitate to say yes. I’ve already worked remotely with a few upcoming artists as a songwriter back home such as the girl group XG. Their song shooting star… I wrote it. It was perfect for their debut single. The choreographer & I have a mutual friend & the song has been blowing up all over social media. So it’s dope that both of us had the opportunity to work with these girls. I was dancing to it when this handsome stranger came upon me.
I was slightly embarrassed because I was blushing. We both laughed after an awkward moment of silence. He complimented my dancing & got a bit closer to me where I could see his face more clearly he had big doe like eyes. I made a joke about my dancing & made a sassy face. My attention then turned towards his dog shuffling next to him. Looking down at him with a smile I ask his name. Beaumi is what his owner told me it was. I asked if he was friendly & if I could pet him. He gave me permission & I gently pet Beau. His fur was so silky & dark. He definitely enjoyed the rubs as much as I did enjoy giving them to him. Feeling the strangers eyes on me, I stopped petting him & stood back up. I was a little shy. I swear I caught him smiling to himself. I wondered why but didn’t dare ask. He then asked where I lived & found out we were neighbors & ended up walking home together basically. He did tell me it wasn’t safe to be out this late alone it was nearly 1am here. It was weird because I had never seen him around the apartment building. I’ve been in & out sight seeing & visiting the entertainment companies due to request for help completing songs for other artists during the day & had not run into him once?
Maybe he never left his house? Maybe we both just have schedules that don’t overlap. I assume he takes Beau out at night usually & like I said I haven’t been outside during the night because it had been pretty cold. I moved in here on February 1st super early in the morning it was still pretty dark. Everything came pre furnished in my apartment so I really didn’t do much hauling and unpacking that would’ve had me hanging out in the hallway. I was lucky enough for the company XG is under for getting these accommodations. It’s definitely way different from what I was used to. They even hired me an assistant for showing me around since I am obviously a foreigner. The friend that I share with their choreographer is actually from South Korea. She’s super involved in the music industry here now. I met her while out of town in DC last year during valentines weekend.
Kim Nari is her name. She’s a little older than me; about 26. She’s super cute & cool too. We were at the national mall amongst the botanical gardens. She saw me alone & complimented my outfit & saw a notebook in my hand. Which I decided to bring with me in case something I saw inspired me to write. I didn’t mind the company & wanted to try and connect with new people anyway. She asked me what I was writing & I told her about the song I was working on at the time & that’s when she asked me to share with her. We sat down on a bench & I handed her my notebook. She read it & then smiled at me then told me how dope it was. I had no idea who she was connected to & the doors she’d open for me as a song writer. She was in America visiting & scouting out talent & she told me she worked for an entertainment company in South Korea & was in charge of networking opportunities. They were looking for writers, so we exchanged numbers hung out a little & now here I am in Seoul 1 year later.
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I have a busy day planned for me tomorrow so I needed to get some sleep. I had just finished my shower & now in the kitchen drinking some Lemon tea. I had a really pretty view looking out into the rest of the city. Perks of living on the 6th floor of this beautiful building.
I just have a feeling my time here is going to be so fun. I smile thinking that to myself & me smiling makes me think about Jungkook.
“Jungkook. Jungkook.” I practice saying his name.
Which btw I’m sure I’m mispronouncing. I decided I’d need to find a nickname for him, or maybe it’s better to ask what he’d prefer being called? I sip the last bit of my tea and place it the sick wondering about the next time I might run into him again. I couldn’t get his smile, those tattoos, his piercings out of my head. I was getting hot from the thought.
“Sheesh.” I sigh while holding my chest to keep from bursting into laughter.
I shake my head and quickly move to find my bed.
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The next day I wake up around noon as usual & roll over to face the window, sun shining in my face. Usually the curtains are closed but I’ve been leaving it open to lower the depressive vibes it was giving off. Don’t get me wrong I’m not depressed at all. I’m really enjoying this break time that the group was able to have to focus on our own individual projects. I just don’t really have anything particular scheduled for myself right now. If an opportunity comes I’ll most likely take it but I’m in no rush to do anything. Especially creating my first solo album which naturally as the others are on their second or third solo projects I was expected to fall line. I groan sitting up with my eyes closed. I got up & made my bed quickly & went into the bathroom to do my morning business & brush my teeth. My hair was all over the place so I wet it & combed it out with a comb drying it with a towel after. It was slightly curled but that was cool with me.
After I finished I went to see if Beau was up he was sitting at my bedroom door waiting for me to go & feed him.
“Good morning to you too.” I chuckled while rubbing him.
He stood up & we both walked into the kitchen I grabbed his food from the bottom cabinet & poured it into his bowl. I swapped out the old water for new water & sat it back down on his placemat near the island.
I stood & stretched my arms as wide as they could go & bent over to stretch my back too.
My body was still sore from yesterday’s training. I thought about going again today. My stomach started growling. I threw my hand over my stomach protesting.
“Ughhh.” Beau jumped on me almost knocking me down. I steadied myself & stepped away. I thought about what to eat for breakfast, well technically lunch. I can’t believe I slept in so late again. I went & grabbed my phone to look at my options as far as takeout, but then decided I’d get dressed instead & go out for lunch. I got dressed in a yellow hoodie, black pants & black sneakers. Then let Beaumi out to use the bathroom in his potty station on the balcony. I let him back in and wiped down his paws with some dog wipes and headed out the door.
As I was locking up to leave & get breakfast, I heard someone open then close their door & they were talking on the phone.
“OMG I’m so late! I’m sorry I have to call a cab & everything. Nari I’m so sorry!”
I recognized the voice & turned around after locking my door to see y/n hurriedly pressing the elevator button. I guess she hadn’t noticed me.
“UGhh why is this thing so slow?!”
The elevator finally opened after a minute & she hurriedly stepped in. I rushed over catching it just in time before it closed. She jumped & dropped her phone.
“Ah shit!”
My eyes trailed down her outfit head to toe. She was wearing an above the knee length black skort with a long sleeve v-neck black top scalloped along the neck line and at the cuffs of her sleeves. Her legs were covered with sheer skin toned stockings and she’d opted for some chunky black loafers. She wore minimal accessories starting with small diamond studs in her ears. I counted at least six piercings not including her nose ring. She also wore a matching thin chained studded diamond necklace and two dainty rings on her left hand. Her hair had been parted to the side & pulled into a low bun pieces of her pretty curls sticking out in all the right places.
I secretly cursed at myself for literally gawking at her. Thankfully she still didn’t really look at me until I leaned over to pick up her phone for her before she could.
“Good afternoon.” I said with a gentle smile as I handed her the phone & stepped inside.
She sighed heavily. “We have got to stop meeting like this.” She joked followed by a cute laugh.
I bit my lip ring to keep from smiling harder than I thought I should be. She dusted her phone & put it to her ear again. I pressed the button to go down as I pretended not to listen to hear conversation.
“Oh Hey. I dropped my phone. I’m on the way ok? I’ll be fast as possible,have to call a cab but I’ll be there! Ok? Alright see yah.” She hung up and I swear my heart stopped beating as she looked at me.
She had minimal makeup on. Just mascara. Maybe some light concealer or tinted moisturizer? Her lips were touched with a brown lipstick that complimented her skin tone and glossed over with a peachy lipgloss that definitely had specks of glitter. Nothing overwhelming but just enough to make anyone looking at her lips want to kiss them.
As I felt my cheeks began to get hot I diverted my eyes to look at elevator door hoping she didn’t catch me before I found her eyes again. I caught her checking out my tattoos since I had my sleeves rolled up slightly and watched her do the same before she spoke.
“Heyyy you. Where you off to this afternoon?”
I smirked. “I was just heading out for lunch.”
“Noted.” She said nodding her head.
“What about you? Where you running late to?”
She leaned her back onto the wall of the elevator facing me now.
“Oh yeah. I’m definitely late to something. It’s so not like me! I’m meeting a friend for an important meeting with this new entertainment company & I was supposed to be there 20 mins ago. Luckily the manager is running behind as well.”
I leaned to the other side of the elevator even more curious now. Did she not know who I was honestly or just isn’t affected by it? Maybe I sound self absorbed but it was really on my mind since last night. I haven’t been able to go out without being noticed & asked for pictures, autographs, or being followed in a long time. I feel like even with a mask & hat I was always spotted. I like how I can just be a normal person in her presence.
“Entertainment company? Which one? Are you an artist?” I asked brow lifted.
“Oh no, I’m a writer actually. I have to swing by Starseed . I have a friend who’s well established in the industry & she’s helping me get more gigs. I’m obviously super new to everything so it’s great to know someone. You ever heard of Starseed?”
I was intrigued. “Really? Starseed is one of the biggest entertainment businesses here in South Korea. That’s super cool.”
She beemed with excitement. “Exactly! I’m so happy that Nari & I met. I’ve worked with at least one group that she has connections with but they aren’t based here. Nari is from here though. The company that the group XG works under was kind enough to help get me here & set me up & usually I have a assistant to help me get wherever I need to be but she’s out sick & probably will be for awhile. I didn’t want them to worry about finding another one so I’m solo getting around asking Nari for help whenever she’s available. I overslept & I have to find a cab. She said it was the quickest way to get around here if you don’t drive.” She stood up & began searching through her phone for cab service.
“XG? They’re pretty dope. I heard they are starting to gain a lot of traction on SM.” I stood up straight as the elevator signaled & opened up to let us out to the elevator lobby.
I got an idea as we stepped out. She’s new around here & honestly cab rides aren’t that great. They definitely hike up the prices for naïve customers. Especially foreigners.
“Hey, uh. I know we just met but since I’m headed in that direction to grab food instead of you doing cab fair I could take you there?” I stood near the parking lot door waiting for her to answer me. Secretly hoping she would take my offer so I could talk to her longer.
She stopped searching & looked up at me eyes wide. “OMG you’d do that for me?!” She squealed. “Thank you, thank you so much!”
I chuckled at how cute she was & pushed the door open for her. She smiled & gave me a thumbs up as she walked through. Then I led the way to my car making sure I stood on the outside of the lane just in case someone drove by & she’d be protected. Protected?! Why am I thinking about protecting her? I barely know her. We reached my car & I unlocked the doors opening the passenger side for her.
“Hop on in.” I gestured for her to get in.
“Wow JK you’re such a gentleman.” She nodded in my direction approvingly & got in.
“JK?” I questioned not sure how I felt about the nickname she gave me because it’s literally the name that a lot of the fans call me. The hairs on the back of my neck stick up and I swallow air, internally trying to reassure myself that she really doesn’t know and it’s just a coincidence. I mean I don’t blame her at all for giving me a nickname to address me by I heard the way she struggled with saying before.
She blushed embarrassed probably after seeing the look on my face after she called me JK. “Oh… sorry is it ok for me to call you that? Until I learn how to properly pronounce your name?”
I laughed shyly. “Yeah, I think I’d be alright with that for awhile.” I closed her door & walked to the driver’s side, got in & started it up. The radio was low but not anything interesting to hear.
“Hey you want to listen to anything in particular?” I asked her. It was low key a test to see if she’d mention anything about BTS.
“Can you play shooting star by XG?”
I nodded. Not one mention or indication she knew anything about BTS so far. I’m relieved about this. I search the song on my phone & play, setting it to shuffle. Then begin driving.
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I settled in my seat as Jungkook drove out of the parking garage towards our destination. He was very nice. Nicer than I thought he’d be considering that I’ve heard it’s normal for guys here to be assholes. All the horror stories I jokingly call them that Nari told me about the men & their behavior towards women. The Korean women literally started a movement refusing to date, marry or have children with any Korean men. I guess he’s a rare breed? He has such a chill demeanor & something about him seems mysterious but not in a scary way. I can’t stop staring at his tattoos. There was cute little Heart on his hand & the word ARMY across his fingers. I wonder why he chose those tattoos. I was too shy to ask. I stole a quick stare at his face while he wasn’t looking in the rear view mirror & smiled, looking out the window next & sang along with the music.
“Give it my all…will it pay off…Working overtime no days off. All these shooting stars in the dark…” I tend to make hand gestures when I’m singing Jungkook was staring at me for sure through the mirror. This is confirmed when I hear him chuckle.
“I thought you weren’t an artist? You sure sound like it.” He was smiling now eyes back on the road.
I looked at him blushing. “Haha oh gosh. I promise I’m not. This is the song I wrote for them.”
( I have no rights to the music outlined in the story. It is being used only to create a fictional story line. I am not the writer.)
“Yeah? Well I’m truly impressed. I see why a big company like Starseed would welcome you with open arms here.”
“Yeah it’s my favorite I’ve written in a long time.”
“I don’t understand though with the voice you have & you dancing skills…How come you aren’t an artist?”
JungKook was so impressed & curious about this. Anyone that laid eyes on her could admit she is beautiful. If you knew her personally you’d say she was absolutely talented. He thought she was super nice and he’s a sucker for nice girls. Like the man is having a real hard time not drooling over her when they reach a stop light.
I giggled . “I don’t know. I just haven’t put myself out there in that way. A lot of artists start out as writers for other people. I don’t know if I could personally handle the huge responsibilities an artist has though. It seems to stressful.”
He nodded in agreement.
Literally if anyone completely understands what it’s like to be an artist & take on those responsibilities it would be JK. You have to be focused 24/7, there’s endless rehearsals & you have to maintain a certain image until the company feels like you’ve accomplished enough to take any kind of breaks. It’s been 10 going on 11 years of BTS. He’s 25 for him it a bit mind blowing everything that BTS experienced & accomplished as a group it doesn’t feel that long ago when they first started out. It’s really a blessing to be apart of such a thing. He silently reminisced all those moments as the light turns green & they began driving again. They are about 10 mins out now & he’s not liking it. He steals a look at her in the mirror when he think she’s not looking. Then his thoughts are interrupted as she clears her throat & breaks the silence.
“So… what about you? What’s your story?” I asked him.
He suddenly felt hot & his hands began to sweat. He was not expecting her to ask him about himself.
“Uhhh… well I…” He seemed to panic at the question. That’s a little odd. Maybe he thinks I’d judge him or something?
Jungkook searched for something to make up or maybe just a little truth but not enough to expose him for who he was since she clearly has no idea. She patently waited while digging into her purse for some lipgloss. He breathed softly to calm himself down before answering. He opted to tell her what he did without telling her the part about him being an idol.
“Ah. I’m No one special really. I do work for VIBE entertainment actually as an artistic director.” He said.
Which is the truth technically.
“Oh? Say what now? That’s impressive.” I said with a surprised look as I applied some tinted lip gloss to my dry lips.
I heard only a little about VIBE as being one of the top entertainment companies but Nari & I never really talked too much about them because Starseed was where she had ties. We were too busy with discussing everything needed to know about them for me to be curious about anything else.
I saw that we were about approach the buildings lot & he turned into it driving as close to the door he could.
“Yeah I guess so.” He said shrugging as he came to a stop & parked.
I put my gloss away & looked at my phone to see if I’d gotten any messages. There were none. I put it in my purse & took off my seatbelt.
“Thank you so much! Like seriously you’re a life saver!”
I noticed JungKook was taking off his too. Then before I could ask why he had hopped out & ran to my side opening the door.
“Don’t mention it!” He bowed & smiled a wide smile at me as I sat there with a shocked look on my face.
“Sheesh you are really something.” I turned & slide out of the seat to stand in front of him now he closed the door behind me.
“You didn’t have to do that you know?” I told him letting out a nervous laugh.
He ran his fingers through his hair. “Oh yeah I know but I want to.” He was looking me in the eyes & I almost melted under the contact. I cleared my throat & shifted my gaze to big tree out front of the building.
“Well thank you again.” I said I nodded at him & was about to walk into the building but he quickly spoke up.
“Oh! Hey let’s share numbers just in case you ever need a ride again.” He took out his phone. I didn’t dare object because I was intrigued & kinda grateful to have met someone so kind outside of the people I work with.
“Sure.” I said & he typed in my number as I gave it to him verbally.
“Awesome. Y/N is saved. I’ll send you a text.” He said just as I felt the little buzz inside my purse. I took it out & saved his number as well.
“Got it! I’ll catch you later then!” I said waving goodbye before I walked towards the front door of Starseed Entertainments enormous building.
He waved back & got back in I noticed he didn’t pull off until I was completely inside.
Such a gentleman. I smile to myself and make my way to the receptionist desk to ask where Nari may be waiting.
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Thank you for reading 💜
xx JungkooksSnakebite xx
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I'm Reading the Drizzt Novels and You Can't Stop Me: Homeland (and some anticipated questions)
Welcome to yet another ongoing series from me, a person who should be doing other things and may abandon it but also frankly will do this for her own entertainment regardless of whether anyone else cares. Let's back up first; if you're not in this car with me, get out of the rearview mirror.
Until now I have pretty much only read the Drizzt novels in situations where I was unwell, tired, or without another easy means of entertainment. Specifically, I read the first few while quarantining with a mild but still unpleasant case of COVID in late 2022, and then some others while dealing with catching up at work/post-illness fatigue/the general vibes of December in the northeast and Midatlantic states of the US. This caught me up to book 6, which represent the scene-setting; more on this later.
I then read Book 7 on a long train ride with nothing else to do, while very tired and probably a little hungover, in January 2023. I enjoyed it, in part because Wulfgar, who I do not care for, dies. (spoilers I guess? I'm not explicitly avoiding spoilers because these books are 30+ years old, but I'm not seeking them out, and I believe he comes back to life eventually).
I then proceeded to read Real Books (TM) for the remainder of 2023, some of which I can recommend highly and some of which were dumber than Wulfgar. Flash forward to getting my car serviced in the tail end of December 2023. I intended to bring my laptop. I did not. I also intended to bring headphones. I did not. And so, with a phone with so-so battery and little interest in watching HGTV, I read book 8. And I thought "what if I started doing this, because I can knock out one of these motherfuckers in a day if I try hard enough." I then thought "what if I slam books 1-7 again and do a book a week in 2024?"
Clearly I did not do this, because again, I have other books to read and things to do. However, I have finally, after another long-ass train ride, finished a reread of book 1. And so, with an unclear but hopefully from now on twice a month at least (?) update schedule, I bring you: Homeland. The rest of these posts will probably be way shorter.
For anyone who is not familiar with Drizzt or Forgotten Realms or whatever: this is a weird choice you've made. Anyway. Forgotten Realms is THE iconic D&D setting; it's where both the Baldur's Gate series is set as well as the D&D movie plus all kinds of adventures. What's it like? Well, it's basically The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, for all my Diana Wynne Jones fans out there. Do none of these references work for you? You'll just have to pick it up as we go along.
The Legend of the Legend of Drizzt is basically, as far as I know (and I don't know much) R.A. Salvatore was hired to write some cool adventures in a D&D setting in the early 90s. The plan, per the suits, was to follow Wulfgar, who was big and blond and very Conan The Barbarian which is, I should note, way more the vibe of D&D than LOTR much as we (D&D players) are loathe to admit it. However, Wulfgar had brains made out of one of the boring adult cereals: dull, and only slightly more fibrous than the fun cereals like Honey Bunches of Oats. Meanwhile, Drizzt, his drow buddy, fucking ruled. And so, after writing three very sword-and-sorcery (or more accurately, scimitar-and-wizardry) books, Salvatore returned to fill in Drizzt's backstory. And thus we begin in Homeland.
Drizzt Do'Urden is a drow, or dark elf, which in this setting are almost universally evil because they worship Lolth the spider queen. Is this Not Great? Yes. I also am reading The Wheel of Time, which is Even Worse About Biology As Destiny. The main purpose of this book is to cover Drizzt's childhood from when he leaves the underground drow city of Menzoberranzan.
Drizzt's mother is called Malice, unironically. The naming of drow makes no fucking sense, while we're at it; Malice, Zaknafein, SiNaFay, and Alton DeVir are all supposed to be from the same language? I'm not buying it. ANYWAY. Drow society is matriarchal bc spiders and because, as this post says, Salvatore REALLY wanted to be stepped on. Drizzt was born the third son, and was going to be sacrificed to Lolth because third sons are useless. His birth was ALSO being used by Malice to fuel an attack on House DeVir, because if you slaughter a whole-ass house in Menzoberranzan it's admirable of you, bc ontologically evil; and Lolth powers are increased by childbirth or some jazz.
Several important things happen here, pretty much all simultaneously, heralding Our Chosen One (Drizzt):
The attack on House DeVir goes super well for House Do'Urden
The second oldest brother, Dinin, kills his wizard elder brother (known as the elderboy by the creative geniuses of Menzoberranzan) which means Drizzt can survive because they need a replacement wizard boy.
We learn that Drizzt's father (one of Malice's several consorts) is Zaknafein, who fucking hates his life and how shitty drow society is but also is really good at murder and so he kind of hangs out doing that for House Do'Urden
A wizard who melted his face off fails to kill Alton DeVir, the last of the house of DeVir, which means technically House Do'Urden's attack was illegitimate. However, Masoj Hun'ett, of another powerful house, kills the faceless wizard and Alton takes the wizard's place, but desires VENGEANCE.
Drizzt has lavender eyes but is not blind. His eye color will come up approximately a zillion times. I considered counting, but trust me it's SO many.
The rest of the book covers the following, roughly in order:
Drizzt is super good at everything from a young age; he is placed in the care of his only full sibling, Vierna. Zak manages to successfully argue that Drizzt's dexterity is SO good that he HAS to be a fighter and not a wizard, which permits him to train Drizzt, who is, as discussed, good at everything. He almost mercy-kills him before school because he'd rather his son die innocent than become a drow, but also he hates the idea of killing a child, and also Drizzt is a really good fighter, and so it doesn't happen. They depart on bad terms though.
Drizzt then goes to fighter school (instead of wizard school) and is an excellent fighter but not naturally deceptive and backstabbing because he is Pure of Heart; he is constantly skirting trouble by asking such questions as "why do we all want to murder each other all the time though" and "why is our graduation ceremony a drug fueled spider goddess orgy"
Masoj and Alton scheme; Alton eventually learns in a hoisted by his own petard way that the faceless wizard was also of house Hun,ett, and that house is willing to help him strike back at house Do'Urden
Masoj has a magic panther named Guenhwyvar who likes Drizzt more than him.
Drizzt goes on a surface raid and fucking loves the surface, and feels bad about murdering the surface elves, so he fakes the brutal slaughter of an elven girl. Lolth sees this and doesn't like it one bit and blames the whole house.
Drizzt proves himself on other patrols, and realizes Masoj Hun'ett keeps trying to fucking kill him, notably on a patrol where they run into deep gnomes (svirfneblin). Drizzt spares one of them as well. Dinin is growing suspicious.
Malice realizes that Lolth is mad and assumes it's Zaknafein, known problem, but Lolth tells her someone already knows
Drizzt tells her about Masoj, under questioning
Drizzt and Zak reunite and realize they are kindred spirits who are like "wait our society is MAD fucked up and miserable" and excitedly decide to run away and stop being miserable, BUT Malice is Scrying on them the whole time.
Drizzt goes out to clear his mind and gets cornered by Masoj and Alton. They try to kill him. Joke's on them! Drizzt kills Masoj, Alton's own wand blows up and kills him, and Drizzt gets the panther.
HOWEVER joke is also on Drizzt because Malice approaches Zak and tells him she's going to murder Drizzt, to which Zak tells her to kill him instead. She does so.
Drizzt learns of this and runs away.
The entire book is threaded through with Drizzt's first person reflections, which are actually quite touching at times but also definitely kind of overwrought so I do keep reading them as if they are Sex and the City/Scrubs/Winona Ryder in the 80s (Beetlejuice, Heathers) diary entries
And so our stage is set. If I recall correctly book two is "you have your father's morals; and his tendency towards clinical depression" so we're going to have a rollicking good time (genuine).
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[The stickers and pets really do help 🌼🍓🌈]
Hi everyone, it's been a minute! 👋^^
I took a little unannounced break from social media in the last week or so to focus on IRL stuff. I've done some recharging, reflecting, and, thanks to the support of my IRL partner, family, and friends (and Sally!) I started taking steps to make some much-needed changes in my life. The first big step for me is FINALLY saying enough is enough and finding a new day job.
I haven't mentioned it here lately, but the job I've had for the last three years has been getting increasingly stressful and has slowly been wearing away at me mentally and physically. You ever heard the metaphor of the boiling frog? Well, I've been feeling like frog soup for a looong time now. I've only stayed where I am because I've gotten so attached to my crew and was terrified to let them all down. However, I'm realizing now that if people value me (and not just what I can do for them), they will understand if I need to jump out of the pot when I can no longer stand the heat (and it also helps that half the staff is about ready to jump out with me lol)
I'm going in for my first training shift at a new (much smaller and quieter) place tonight! While I'm pretty nervous to make a good first impression, I know I'm more than cut out for the new position and will pick things up quickly once I get started. I'll have a pretty full schedule until I've fully transitioned to the new job, but if things go as I'm hoping, I'll soon have a lot more spoons to spare outside of work for art and fun stuff (like hanging out with all you beautiful horny bastards on my blog! The break was needed, but I missed being here so goddamn much aaahhhhhh 😭💕💕💕)
Thank you to everyone who reached out to me while I was gone, and thanks to the rest of you for sticking around while I get my shit sorted out. You guys are awesome and I'm super lucky to have such great fans and friends 🤗💖💖💖
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Ronald Charles: Journey to Judy Nails
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This is Ronald Charles. Ronald Charles has a black vest and light blue jeans. Ronald Charles is a journalist who explores around Festivals. Ronald Charles lives at 66 Pride Road in Neverland City, Neverland State, Neverland. Ronald Charles lives alone in which Ronald Charles loves doing because Ronald Charles had a very bad childhood. Ronald Charles’s father died. Ronald Charles hates his mother because Ronald Charles’s mother was a alcoholic, drug addict and very abusive. Ronald Charles’s mother won’t let him go wherever he wants to go. One time while Ronald Charles was living with his family Ronald Charles completely lost his temper and has had enough so the rage came in to Ronald Charles’s body and then Ronald Charles punched his abusive mother right in the face, bit his mother and then completely bashed her with a Baseball Bat because his mother had been abusing him for years in the result of Ronald Charles’s mother being taken to hospital and Ronald Charles leaving his family to live alone and that is exactly what Ronald Charles did. Ronald Charles was strolling around the park, the woods and Dartmoor. Ronald Charles also likes to go on train rides and arcades. Ronald Charles then spent a whole day in the bar drinking beer and listening to acoustic music. When Ronald Charles got home, Ronald Charles went straight to bed and slept through. When Ronald Charles got up, Ronald Charles had Bran Flakes for breakfast and Full English Breakfast. One day, Ronald Charles was reading through the Guitar Hero vs Rock Band Magazine until Ronald Charles saw the announcement that shocked him. There is going to be a huge competition in the history of Women’s professional rock music which is hosted at Arena Neverland in Neverland City, Neverland State, Neverland and that competition is Miss Rockstar. Ronald Charles hoped that Judy Nails would win Miss Rockstar. Miss Rockstar was to be scheduled next month so Ronald Charles left immediately for Miss Rockstar. Ronald Charles caught the train from Pride Road to Neverland Airship. The Neverland Airship takes you to Arena Neverland and it is a 3 hour trip. When Ronald Charles got into the Neverland Airship, Ronald Charles had the biggest shock of his entire life. Ronald Charles was sharing the room with Judy Nails so Ronald Charles decided to go introduce himself. Ronald Charles was a huge fan of Judy Nails. It was Ronald Charles’s lucky day.
RONALD CHARLES: Hey!
JUDY NAILS: Hey!
RONALD CHARLES: I’m Ronald Charles.
JUDY NAILS: I’m Judy Nails. I see you follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, because I am your number 1 biggest fan.
JUDY NAILS: Thank you. Glad to see that you are a huge fan.
RONALD CHARLES: I can’t believe that I am sharing the room with you, Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Yes, me too. So tell me about yourself.
RONALD CHARLES: I love festivals, bars and acoustic guitars. You?
JUDY NAILS: I love skateboarding. Have you ever skate?
RONALD CHARLES: No. But I would actually love to learn how to skate some day.
JUDY NAILS: Maybe I can teach you how to skate. Oh by the way I really appreciate your kindness that you put on Facebook. Really heart warming.
RONALD CHARLES: My pleasure. So what do you do when you do skateboarding?
JUDY NAILS: Well I do couple of amazing tricks. Like kick flips, ollies, back flips and big jumps.
RONALD CHARLES: Have you ever entered the skateboarding competition?
JUDY NAILS: No, I haven’t. I’ve never entered the skateboarding competition which absolutely a shame but at least I get my fair chance when I win the Miss Rockstar competition.
RONALD CHARLES: And you shall because I think personally that you are going to win this amazing competition because what I personally describe you is that you Judy Nails are indeed:
A Perfect Match for Guitar Hero Top Model.
Mistress of Guitar Hero.
My All Time Favourite Captain of Guitar Hero Ladies.
My All Time Favourite Female Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
My All Time Favourite Guitar Hero North American Women’s Champion.
My All Time Favourite Guitar Hero Women’s Champion.
My All Time Favourite Inter-Gender Rock Music Champion.
My All Time Favourite Leader of Guitar Hero Ladies.
My All Time Favourite Miss Guitar Hero.
My All Time Favourite Miss Rockstar.
My All Time Favourite Women’s Legends of Rock Champion.
My All Time Favourite Women’s Warriors of Rock Champion.
My All Time Favourite Women’s World Rock Music Champion.
The Most Beautiful Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Most Popular Girl in Guitar Hero.
The Most Wonderful Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Number 1 Amazing Female Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Number 1 Best Female Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Number 1 Greatest Female Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Number 1 Hottest Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Number 1 Sexiest Rockstar in Guitar Hero.
The Queen of Guitar Hero.
The True Icon of Guitar Hero.
The True Rock Goddess of Guitar Hero.
The Warrior Princess of Guitar Hero. That is what exactly what I personally describe you as.
JUDY NAILS: Wow! Thank you ever so much. No one has ever said that to me before. You truly are absolutely kind, loving and very sweet.
RONALD CHARLES: Anytime, Judy Nails. I will always watch your back and guide you as always because I am your number 1 fan and more loyal to you than anyone else. Judy Nails, may I please sit on the front row?
JUDY NAILS: Well ever since you showed me loyalty, yeah sure. But first things first, you must do me a favour that gives me extra powers and wishes me extra good luck in the Miss Rockstar competition.
RONALD CHARLES: Judy Nails, as your number 1 favourite fan and more loyal to you than anyone else. Yes, I will always do you an favour. Please tell me what your favour is in order to give you extra powers and wish you extra good luck in the Miss Rockstar competition.
JUDY NAILS: I’m truly happy that you would always show loyalty to me. Right, so the favour is this. It is something special to build a way of a community, caring, courage, freedom, friendship, happiness, harmony, honour, hope, joy, kindness, love, loyalty, passion, peace, power, pride, relationship, respect and sharing of a personal space. It is a secret that no one should never ever know about this. It’s unorthodox. The reason I am saying this because I wanted to keep it a secret between you and me ever since you are so loyal to me who follows me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
RONALD CHARLES: As always, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: I love it when you call me that. Are you ready?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Okay, here it goes. As I reach out to you because you always show more loyalty to me and always guide me, I would personally want you to worship my ass. The World’s Most Famous Ass in Guitar Hero.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. I have been personally waiting for this all my life.
JUDY NAILS: And it is your lucky day, slave. So lay down on the floor please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Judy Nails takes her clothes off and spreads her ass cheeks)
JUDY NAILS: Do you love my naked body?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. You truly have an incredible naked body. It is a dream come true for me.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love my naked body. First things first, you can start by kissing my ass.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles kisses Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Did you enjoy it?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. I absolutely love kissing your ass because it’s absolutely beautiful.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love to kiss my ass. Next, you can smell my ass please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles smells Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails’ ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails’ ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails’ ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails’ ass)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Does it smell good?
RONALD CHARLES: It smells absolutely delicious, Mistress Judy Nails. I am truly excited about this.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you are excited about this because now, it’s time for you to clean my asshole with your tongue so please lick my asshole.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles licks Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Is it delicious?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. It is absolutely amazing, beautiful, delicious, delightful, fantastic, fresh, good, incredible, lovely, marvellous, nice, nutritious, perfection, refreshing, remarkable, romantic, scrumptious, spectacular, superb, tasty, wonderful and yummy because it has a salty taste that tastes so good.
JUDY NAILS: I’m very glad that you love the taste of my asshole. Next suck my asshole please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles sucks Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to suck Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to suck Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to suck Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to suck Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to suck Judy Nails' asshole)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Does it taste good.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Your asshole is incredible tasty and I absolutely love it with all of my heart.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love sucking my asshole. Now, open your mouth for something extra special especially for you.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: Do you love my farts?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Your farts are absolutely delicious and it is my all time favourite thing to do when I worship your amazing ass, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: So it’s your all time favourite thing to do? Do you want to have some more?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Open your mouth.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: You really love my farts don’t you.
RONALD CHARLES: Mistress Judy Nails, your farts are absolutely amazing, beautiful, delicious, delightful, fantastic, fresh, good, incredible, lovely, marvellous, nice, nutritious, perfection, refreshing, remarkable, romantic, scrumptious, spectacular, superb, tasty, wonderful and yummy and I personally want to spend the rest of my entire life being your personal fart slave, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Hmm, really? I’m glad that you love my farts and I am truly blessed and honoured that you want to spend the rest of your entire life being my personal fart slave. That’s exactly what you’re going to do because you show more loyalty to me than anyone else. Now for something even more extra special especially for you so please open your mouth.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Judy Nails shits on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Ronald Charles eats Judy Nails' shit and swallows it all)
JUDY NAILS: Is it delicious?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Your shit is absolutely amazing, beautiful, delicious, delightful, fantastic, fresh, good, incredible, lovely, marvellous, nice, nutritious, perfection, refreshing, remarkable, romantic, scrumptious, spectacular, superb, tasty, wonderful and yummy.
JUDY NAILS: Do you wish to have more?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Open your mouth.
(Judy Nails shits on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Ronald Charles eats Judy Nails' shit and swallows it all)
(Judy Nails continues to shit on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Ronald Charles continues to eat Judy Nails' shit and swallows it all)
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love to eat my shit.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Okay, time to clean my asshole with your tongue.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles licks Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Now for something on a Glass Cup for you to clean your mouth.
(Judy Nails pisses on Glass Cup)
(Ronald Charles drinks Judy Nails' piss)
JUDY NAILS: Is it delicious?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Your piss is absolutely amazing, beautiful, delicious, delightful, fantastic, fresh, good, incredible, lovely, marvellous, nice, nutritious, perfection, refreshing, remarkable, romantic, scrumptious, spectacular, superb, tasty, wonderful and yummy.
JUDY NAILS: More piss?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Judy Nails pisses on Glass Cup)
(Ronald Charles drinks Judy Nails' piss)
(Judy Nails continues to piss on Glass Cup)
(Ronald Charles continues to drink Judy Nails' piss)
JUDY NAILS: There. All gone. You love the taste of my fresh piss don’t you.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. I love your piss so much.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love the taste of my fresh piss. Okay, now clean my pussy please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles clean Judy Nails' pussy)
(Ronald Charles continues to clean Judy Nails' pussy)
(Ronald Charles continues to clean Judy Nails' pussy)
(Ronald Charles continues to clean Judy Nails' pussy)
(Ronald Charles continues to clean Judy Nails' pussy)
(Ronald Charles continues to clean Judy Nails' pussy)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Do you love cleaning my pussy?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. I love licking it and sucking it because it’s so refreshing and a remarkable taste.
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love the taste of my fresh pussy. Right, back to kissing my ass cheeks please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles kisses Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to kiss Judy Nails' ass)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Back to cleaning my asshole with your tongue please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles licks Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Now, your number 1 favourite thing to do. Open your mouth.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: You truly love the taste of my farts.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: Okay, back to smelling my ass please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles smells Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
(Ronald Charles continues to smell Judy Nails' ass)
JUDY NAILS: Okay and stop. Now then, one last time clean my asshole with your tongue please.
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails.
(Ronald Charles licks Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
(Ronald Charles continues to lick Judy Nails' asshole)
JUDY NAILS: Okay time’s up. Did you enjoy worshipping my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life worshipping my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Do you love my naked body?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever because you truly look good naked and you have a perfect naked body?
JUDY NAILS: I’m glad that you love my naked body. Would you spend the rest of your entire life seeing my naked body?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Do you love my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of the your entire life with my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Do you love being my personal slave?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life being my personal slave?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy kissing my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life kissing my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy smelling my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life smelling my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy sucking my asshole?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life sucking my asshole?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy swallowing all of my farts?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life swallowing all of my farts?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever. Because it’s my favourite thing to do.
JUDY NAILS: Open your mouth.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: It’s really sweet and tasty.
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: There. Now then, did you enjoy eating my shit?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life eating my shit?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy drinking my piss?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life drinking my piss?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Did you enjoy cleaning my pussy?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Would you spend the rest of your entire life cleaning my pussy?
RONALD CHARLES: Yes, Mistress Judy Nails. Always and always. Forever and ever.
JUDY NAILS: Now then, the final question that I ask you is this. What did you enjoyed the most when you worship my ass?
RONALD CHARLES: Your farts, Mistress Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: Open your mouth.
(Judy Nails farts on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
JUDY NAILS: It’s the most refreshing taste that gives me extra powers and extra good luck for Miss Rockstar.
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
(Judy Nails continues to fart on Ronald Charles’ mouth)
RONALD CHARLES: Mmm. Delicious.
JUDY NAILS: There all set. Right then, time for me to prepare for Miss Rockstar.
(Judy Nails puts her clothes back on)
JUDY NAILS: Thank you ever so much for doing me a favour that builds a way of a community, caring, courage, freedom, friendship, happiness, harmony, honour, hope, joy, kindness, love, loyalty, passion, peace, pride, power, relationship, respect and sharing of a personal space.
RONALD CHARLES: You’re welcome, Judy Nails. Anytime you need a favour, I will always be there to guide you, help you, reach out to you and show you more loyalty than anyone.
JUDY NAILS: For that, you deserve to be my manager for Miss Rockstar Contest.
RONALD CHARLES: I am absolutely honoured, Judy Nails. Shall we go together?
JUDY NAILS: Sure. You deserve it. Right let’s go.
And so, Ronald Charles managed Judy Nails and the results are that Judy Nails has won Miss Rockstar Contest and it was the happiest moment for Ronald Charles and for Judy Nails. They got back in to Neverland Airship to head home.
JUDY NAILS: I’m very glad that you managed me and helped me win Miss Rockstar Contest, Ronald Charles. Truly grateful to you.
RONALD CHARLES: My pleasure, Judy Nails. Anytime you need me, I will always be there or you can have my phone number.
JUDY NAILS: Sure! I’ll give you my phone number. There, all set. Anytime you need me, call me.
RONALD CHARLES: As always, Judy Nails.
JUDY NAILS: See you soon.
RONALD CHARLES: Take care yourself, Judy Nails. I’m sure we’ll meet again soon. I will always be thinking of you and fantasising about you.
JUDY NAILS: As always, Ronald Charles. Bye!
Ronald Charles got home safe and went straight to his room to think about Judy Nails and fantasise about Judy Nails. It was the happiest moment that Ronald Charles has ever in his entire life had. Maybe some other time, Ronald Charles will tour with Judy Nails and all of her friends. But that is another story to come.
THE END
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trashhole · 6 months
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tagged by @deadlysoupy hi. prepare for the oversharing because I love to hear my own voice but written and have zero restraint when it comes to shutting the hell up <3
last song listened to: homiefkinbet by sunday cruise currently reading: N/A but my favorite literary work is probably jackalope wives because it's fuckin weird, really based, and I have the attention span of a goldfish. also, jackalopes are awesome. sweet/spicy/savory: probably a combination of sweet and savory because mm kbbq marinade. and pad thai. and creamy carbonara buldak ramen...and I could really go on. the only reason I don't pick spicy is because SOME people (you know who you are irls) forced me to eat fire noodles and it was an awful experience. obsessions: (prepare for big paragraph!!!) my fandoms/blorbos (it rules my life a bit TOO much), art and making art of all kinds except baking which I am notably awful at unless it's pizza, trains but mostly from a cosmetic perspective, I'm superficial that way sorry/jjj, not obssesed but friends are a big part of my life, I can get very paranoid and hysterical about my friends well being (i cried when my besties moved away because what if a meteor hits them and I never see them again I wish I was kidding rn), my chicken gf pharma obviiii, staying up until 5am and getting 4 hours of sleep because I'm nuts and have zero sense of self-preservation, tetristetristetristetris, sorry I think I forgot to say Tetris I love Tetris did I say Tetris because I love Tetris btw korobeiniki metal version slaps, loudish music, especially surf punk/surf rock, shit bangs like you wouldn't believe, anti-fascism I hate fascism passionately, LORE for anything really but especially for original work(oc's, au's original stories, fan continuities, ect), it's so cool to see what peoples brains come up with, and probably more things but I think I'll stop here so I can sleep within the hour. relationship status: single, but a funny story is once in 10th grade I decided amino dating would be a good experience and got dumped because I didn't have Roblox after like 2 weeks of dating 💀 last thing I googled: ao3 (I accidentally deleted all my Google tabs on my phone) currently working on: catching up on homework, ratchet doodle, starbee, fixing my life schedule which has been flipped upside down (i woke up at 7pm the other day 😭😭😭), being more positive, being more social, learning social skills, being cringe and free!!!!, oil painting ok end bean spilling. I don't know people so I'm just going to tag @leefyberrybread ty for the ask soupy, hope you have a great week ^^
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countessklair · 7 months
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my completely arbitrary guesses at how likely it is (percentage wise out of a possible 100% chance) that taylor attends each game left in the Chiefs regular season. my experience with this is i am a casual swiftie and i was born in Missouri and raised a die hard chiefs fan and still know only the bare minimum about football.
Thursday 10/12/2023, playing the Denver Broncos in KC: like a 10% chance, maybe less. premier of Eras Tour movie is the day before, the wide release is the day after, i just don't see it.
Sunday 10/22/2023, playing LA Charges in KC: like a 70% chance, it's at home and it should be a good game, but maybe she's busy getting ready for tour/releasing 1989 TV.
Sunday 10/29/2023, playing Denver Broncos in Denver: idk man like a 15% chance? who tf would wanna go to Denver this close to Halloween and this soon after 1989 TV release when you won't even get to spend any time with Travis because the teams leave away games *immediately* after the game is over.
Sunday 11/05/2023, playing Miami Dolphins in Germany: even though this is the Big International Game (and imo the *real* start to their season), the tour starts again in four days in South America, so...maybe like a 30% chance.
Weekend 11/10/2023 - 11/12/2023 Buenos Aires Eras Tour Concert: Travis *might* be able to go, it is on their bye week, but with the season ramping up and training schedules (also depending on if he's injured or something) I doubt he'd get enough time off to go, so I'll say 25%.
Monday 11/20/2023, playing Philadelphia Eagles in KC: GOD I WOULD LOVE FOR HER TO GO TO THIS GAME but I don't think she will, she'll probably still be recovering/travelling/planning for the next show, so I'll say 15% for the Superbowl rematch of the sister cities.
Sunday 11/26/2023, playing Las Vegas Raiders in Vegas: ....are you serious?? she has a SHOW that night, absolutely **ZERO** 0% chance she will NOT be there.
Sunday 12/03/2023, playing Green Bay Packers in Green Bay: she'll be on break from tour, but Wisconsin in December? miserable. 55% chance.
Sunday 12/10/2023, playing Buffalo Bills in KC: not gonna lie to you Swifties, this is gonna be a ROUGH game even if it is at home, even rougher than the Dolphins. personally i think Taylor should come as moral support, lol, but she might be busy, so I'll say an 85% chance.
Monday 12/18/2023, playing New England Patriots in Foxborough MA: if the Patriots don't get their act together this'll be an easy game (barring injuries and stuff), but it IS in MA and not NY or KC or LA or any of her other bases, soooo i'll say 60% chance.
Monday 12/25/2023, playing Las Vegas Raiders in KC: absolutely not, it's christmas day!! she'll be spending it with her family most likely. lord knows the players would love to! 5% chance.
Sunday 12/31/2023, playing Cincinnati Bengals in KC: this one is a little more likely but (hopefully) Joe Burrow will be all healed up by this time and this will again be a big bad game, the Bengals and the Chiefs have become HUGE rivals with the Mahomes/Burrow rivalry going on. it *is* at home, but it is *also* New Years Eve, which again taylor will probably want to spend with family. i'll say 25% chance.
Sunday 01/07/2024, playing LA Charges in LA: honestly the odds of her coming to this game are pretty good! again, should be a good game, and LA is a good 'away game' spot for her too. i'll say 75% chance.
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mybrainproblems · 11 months
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oh thanks for the reply! yeah it was the poll - i KNEW the monologue was long. too long (and shouldn't happen at all because dean shouldn't die but i am letting it slip here). BUT it never ever, for over 2 years, since november 19th 2020, it never occured to me it was 8 minutes long. it's 1/5 of the episode. literally WHAT. this information has been haunting me since i sent that ask days ago.
anyway like i said i would definitely like to read some more thoughts about dabbnatural because there used to be a lot of people posting about him as a writer in a good way and after the finale it was a hatefest, (generally speaking). his episodes ARE enjoyable in general so WHY did he write the finale which is you know. bad. very.
i tend to be tinhatty when talking about the finale but it boils down to the one big question of: "what happened?! what happened that the finale is so bad, so not fitting into the rest of the season?!" and it makes me mad and insane. i guess we'll never know the truth.
definitely gonna check that tag of yours though. i need more brainworms.
every time i've tried to answer this in the past almost-four-months i end up with a multiple pages word draft that is basically just a timeline of US politics and spn production schedules from 2016-2020 with source citations and it looks completely bonkers.
i think the extremely blunt thing is that i see a lot of destiel fans assume there was some rainbow capitalist gravy train the CW could have ridden to the bank if only they weren't wildly homophobic and hadn't stopped destiel. but the thing is that the cash money and ratings desired by the networks are with the GA folks.
probably the best proof against a shutdown rewrite to remove destiel is the existence of walker. the CW was betting on it as a "safe" show but greenlit without a pilot in 2019 to air in 2020. and a metric fuck ton happened in 2020 that made it a less marketable show than initially expected when it aired in 2021. if they were looking to pick up viewers from the spn finale and wanted the "destiel demo" then walker would not be their follow-on choice.
but in terms of the actual writing of the finale itself? well. i'm gonna tinhat that the 40yr driving gap was intentional. you can do a lot with a 40 yr amorphous gap in time and space traveling along the axis mundi and seeing the heavenly way in your chevrolet. there is actually quite a bit of flexibility in the story for offshoots or continuations when you have a gap like that. also like. another ep dabb wrote for s15 was 15x10 "the heroes' journey" which is pretty much a big ol blueprint for a "dean retires" ending.
but circling back, i think 15x20 is really in service of a very final ending with which they can shuffle the parts of the audience demo that they want over to walker when it starts airing.
as to just thoughts on dabbnatural... at this point it's become this sprawling madness where i'm a genuine fan who has sought out his non-spn work (RIP resi, you were taken from us too soon). i think he really wrote one of the thesis quotes of the show... "it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it's all to easy to do their worst."
i have no idea if this answered anything
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Uh may I please request a Raquel González or Cora jade fanfiction or both x short and cubby possible black female reader
Of course! I will admit that I am not a huge follower of NXT, I watch it once and a while so I am aware of who they both are.
I would also like to preface this by saying that I am not black, I cannot fully speak on what a black person experiences. But I have done research and will be very respectful towards writing this and any future stories on my page with a black reader. I also consulted with the wonderful @moxleyunstable and she gave me some advice so that what I would write would be appropriate and respectful. Thank you for that btw bestie.
Also for this, I’m sorry to have to say that you’re going to have to suffer through headcanons instead of a full blown imagine. I hope you still enjoy it though!
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Of your girlfriends, you had met Brianna (Cora) first
You had known Brianna for years (you were childhood best, friends)
She was older than you by a few months (she was born in January and you were born in August of 2001)
Growing up, Brianna was a huge fan of wrestling (you not so much) but after she introduced you to watching by some of AJ Lee’s matches, along with Naomi who was part of the Funkadactyls at that time you were hooked.
After saving for months, you surprised Brianna with tickets to Monday Night Raw that was taking place in Chicago
This was how you asked her on a date
Soon after, all of your dates were to the local indie promotions shows.
Brianna had convinced you to go to wrestling school with her after you both graduated from high school early
You could never say no to her and so off you both went to wrestling school
Your mother was furious when she found out that you went to wrestling school (she hated wrestling and had banned it in the house) and because you were 18 at that point in which you finished your training (Brianna finished first, you had a bit harder of a time handling the rigorous training schedule on top of your job) your mother kicked you out
Without question Brianna and her mom (who loved you like her own) let you move in with them
You were there for almost a week before your mom came over and asked for you to move back home
She was afraid you were going to hurt yourself and took her fear out on you
You reassured your mom that you would be okay and that you would show the world that big, beautiful, black women could do everything that other female athletes could do.
You and Brianna soon became a tag team and gained a following in the indies
You made appearances in Impact and AEW before you both signed with WWE at the beginning of 2021
That’s where you both met Victoria (Raquel)
It was your first day at the PC and you were both quite nervous
Victoria showed you both around and told you both if you needed anything to come to her
You and Brianna both knew you were polyamorous and when you met Victoria, you both felt like you found the one
But you both didn’t want to come off as obvious, and Victoria seemed (to the both of you at least) to be completely oblivious
Although you would both later find out from Victoria that you were about as subtle as fire engines with the sirens going
It started with the two of you becoming training partners with Victoria and Cheree
Eventually, it lead to Brianna asking Victoria to have some coffee with you both
She was the one to "confront" (if you could really call it that) you both about your as she called it "pussyfooting around your feelings"
You were the one to say that you were interested in her as a partner
She asked for a couple of days to think about it and you both agreed
After four days she showed up at your's and Brianna's apartment and accepted
All she wanted was to take things slow which you both agreed to
You went at Victoria's pace and after three months of slowly escalating, it was officially official
It wasn't a secret around the PC about your relationship, in fact, many of the talent supported the three of you and spoke out against anyone who would try and trash the three of you
You were the shortest between the three of you
Brianna stood at five foot six, Victoria at six feet, and you were five foot two
they often hid things on the top shelf so you would have to ask them for help
That, your beautiful chocolate skin tone and your penchant for wanting kisses all the time led to them affectionately calling you their Hershey Kiss
They also called you "Chocolate Queen", & "Sassypants" (sometimes it just happened and other times someone just pushes the right buttons in the correct order)
Expect lots of compliments on your skin tone
You all had food associated nicknames for each other, (you were Hershey Kiss, Brianna was gumdrop, and Victoria was lolly (short for lollypop obviously))
Cuddle puddles happen all the time, usually, Victoria is squished in the middle while you and Brianna curl into her sides
That's usually how you would fall asleep
Here you go, my friend! I hope you enjoyed this, I'm quite nervous to put this out there but please feel free to message me if anything feels off about this. I want to educate myself, and be able to do better in the future. Thanks again for the request and sorry it was headcanons instead of a full-blown imagine!
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