Why do I think this conversation happened in this gym

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY

merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)

i know a lot of people have mentioned this, but i’m just obsessed with the way taylor refused to sanitize herself on this album. she’s telling you everything. she got off to gross men whilst already in another relationship. she fell for the most obvious lies because she wanted to believe them. she was mad at anyone who tried to warn her. yes, she’s still mad at you for clutching your pearls and watching her like a circus animal btw. she’s having his baby—no she’s not! she just likes trolling. she does really want babies, though. like a lot. she felt like she’d been abducted by aliens and found cosmic love, but in reality, she was manic. and then he fucking ghosted her! and he didn’t even measure up in any measure of a man!!!!! and now she’s devastated by him and his predecessor! she feels like a wondrous prophet one day and the desperate victim of a curse the next. btw he knows how to ball and she knows aristotle. and fuck kim k! also man sex with certain men kinda fucked her up, but at least the writing that came from it defined her legacy. the manuscript isn’t hers anymore. she hopes this insane ass manuscript won’t have to be hers, either! free her of these stories.

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

The finished result! I’m so ridiculously proud and pleased with how it turned out!

This was an ordinary door + 3 pieces of mdf board. I carved and sculpted them with my dremel multitool, inspired by the carvings I saw in Bali, mounted them and then painted and sanded the whole thing in several layers before adding a final tint of gold. 💙

The door and side panel I sculpted myself. The top carving is from Bali.

who's dicky?

he’s Gary’s best mate in canon. @mrsgaryrennell and i kinda transformed him into an OC for our fic Blue and Hazel, because we needed an extra boy to even the boys-girls numbers since both of our MCs enter the same Villa.

that’s it😂 people are loving our depiction of him apparently and we are so happy because of that✨✨

You’ve grown into someone who would have protected you as a child. And that is the most powerful move you made.

Doing it in the shower is always risky. There’s a high chance of slipping and falling. Well. Slipping. It’s a bit late for the falling part.

Pairing: Kyle x MC

Word Count: 3,058

Rating: Explicit

Read on ao3.

jeremy johnson is the perfect man because one of his date ideas was just taking candace to the car wash. so like a) he wants to hang out with her in any situation and when asked to do a chore thinks of how it would be more fun with her there and b) autism sensory stimulation tank

I can't wait until there is some monster-fucking booktok book based off of Down Bad

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

IG : @emperorofmischief

the alchemyyy old

okay i haven’t listened to this one as much but i think “these blokes warm the benches” is very funny if you’re coming at the song from a certain angle and i love the picture the bridge paints because it’s almost like in hits different when she goes “you were the one that i loved don't need another metaphor, it's simple enough” because what actually happened irl is the perfect picture in itself idk

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

there’s not a single bad song on ttpd

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with