Me being the worst most malicious and dubious cult leader bc I refuse to return Baal and Aym

oh my god it just doesnt stop huh, i was already sus of the whole bluesky thing half of twitter was jumping on and now they are seriously just jumping right into that new 'threads' bs too like really?? the thing from instagram? the thing from instagram that only has one timeline and its not chronological? that you will see stuff from people you dont follow? that is all just one big algorythm maschine? that is owned by facebook?? that you cANT DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT FROM WITHOUT DELETING YOUR INSTA???? THAT THING THAT ISNT ALLOWED IN EUROPE BC OF ITS VIOLATIONS OF DATA PRIVACY LAW??????? THAT THING FROM FACEBOOK I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED UPON NOT LETTING IT BE THE WINNER OF THE WHOLE TWITTER IMPLOSION ?????????

every one of those "twitter alternatives" has some sort of problem i guess but aRE PEOPLE REALLY CHOOSING TO GO TO THE ABSOLUT WORST OF THEM ALL??????

cozy hoodie’d up and look at his hands… i need to be sedated

reading any damn comic with all the batboys be like

mingi on vacay /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ

WRIOTHESLEY // unneeded assistance

When WRIOTHESLEY gets injured, he always comes to the infirmary - not for Sigewinne (well, maybe for Sigewinne too), but for you. Always waiting for your gentle hands to assist him in bandaging his knuckles that have cracked and bled. Wriothesley knew very well that he could just treat his wounds on his own, but he can’t help it! Finding an excuse to see you is an opportunity he cannot pass up. You’re just so… irresistible!

Generally, after you treat his wounds, you press a chaste kiss on the bandages. Every time it leaves the ever-composed Wriothesley in a state of fluster - his face red and him desperately trying to clear the heat in his cheeks before you look up.

One of these days, he gets an idea. A cocky smirk plays on his lips as he watches your head dip down to place a kiss on his newly wrapped bandages.

“My lips hurt so much, darling. do you mind helping me with that, too?”

sometimes i go crazy thinking about zolu and seeing people analyze them makes it worse and i need to remind myself to breathe

Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again 💜

fuckkkkkkkkk @somerandomdudelmao u motherfucking genius! HES BACK. PEEPAW DONNIE IS BACK. I can't wait to see what happens with him meeting himself~ 👀

but yeah, doodled this during my stream, after that adorable Casey hug in the last chapter, my brain just had to make this 🤭

*Fold is destroyed*

Zoya: YES! Time to kill—*looks over*

Darklina: *cuddles and snuggles*

Zoya: HELLO.

Alina, eyes closed: Tired. Just had a big fight. Now it’s time for cuddles.

The Darkling: go away, babygirl is sleeping

Zoya: Motherf—NIKOLAI, come here and fix this.

Narrator *movie trailer voice*: Alina and the Darkling broke up and made it everyone’s business. War, death, violence, foreplay! Grrr! Now they’ve reached their climax, they’re tired and it’s time for some aftercare.

#good studying.

Guys. Fellas.

wdym the actors strike is over?

wdym they're going to be filming soon?

wdym they have to film the byler kiss?

wdym byler is finally going to be canon?

insane. not real. i refuse. no time to process.

Loser in love - Ryu Seon-jae

The low timbre of his voice went straight to her WHERE????

PEETA F***ING MELLARK REALLY SAID “DONT WORRY, DADDY’S HOME” in the end of MJ, and you think I’m suppose to be okay !?

Me begging for ness x reader fics without Kaiser and that not NSFW like a severely dehydrated person in the desert.