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testoster0ne · 16 hours
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ex-frat-man · 2 days
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updatingranboo · 3 days
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stream in an hour :D
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nation-of-bros · 2 days
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:D
They really make a perfect cute couple. I think most straight dudes would be happier living with their closest bros instead of annoying women. They just need to open up to it by putting aside all the crappy morals that have been instilled in them.
First phase: Confront Bro with the feeling of a cock in his mouth. After the shock, he will inevitably think about it all the time and ask himself whether it wasn't pleasant after all.
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shebecreepin · 3 days
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WE HAVE A CODE RED PEOPLE 🔥🔥🔥🐯🔥🔥🔥
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octovirus · 1 day
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Thinking ab a convo I had the other day w my irl (who I will call 🐟 because I’ll give em their own tag) about my height hc for the amporas (and other but I won’t cover anyone other than the amporas and striders rn bc I love my sillies the most)
We also had to clarify in our convo that the ages were ‘in our range of age’ (roughly 18-23yrs minus dual(way old) and bro (like 38)) and the measurements do not include the horns.
Eridan 6’ (is actually 5’11”, dont point it out he will fuss)
Cronus 6’6” (a good in between for eridan and duals height)
Dualscar 8’
Dave 6’ (for realsies)
Dirk 6’3”
Bro 6’3”
I think the striders are Too Damn Tall but it fits the vibe. Also for funsies Egbert is probs like 5’8-10” when they’re done growing. (Nobody can get an absolute height of them)
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elizakai · 3 days
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A bunch of squid liquid on dead, disfigured trees.
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SQUID LIQUID?
BRO THAT IS THE WORST WAY IVE EVER HEARD SOMEONE DESCRIBE INK AND PAPER
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typhlonectes · 1 month
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fitstud · 1 month
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calware · 5 months
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swoleisthegoal · 3 days
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PM GUY BUSINESS B4 BED
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onelittlespiral · 3 months
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How about a jock twinning tf?👀
Looking alike, talking alike, then thinking alike
FML: Match
He never really stood a chance. The moment he walked into our new apartment together his days were numbered. No guy, and I mean no guy, can resist me for long. How could they, when it just feels so good to be me. He tried though. That first week he was a real prick. He would complain about my stuff everywhere, scoff at my friends, and try to cover up my scent. But 24/7 with me around starts to have an effect. I caught him picking up my stuff and stealing a quick sniff before throwing it in my room. The candles sat abandoned in his room. A pair of my boxers went missing. I finally caught him on week three. He was sitting, zoned out in the living room. It’s always so cute the first time they try to embrace it. Sprawled out on the floor, my boxers loose around his legs, hat backwards on his head. He already had a little beard going.
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He didn’t even bother getting up when I came in. He was lost in the scent of me, and his body was trying everything to become what it was not.
“Get up!” His body came to as he snapped to attention. He tried making excuses, his face was a mix of confusion and horror at what he was wearing.
“I am so sorry, I have no idea… what’s happening? What are you doing to me?!?”
“I’m just living it up bro, you’re the one sitting in my underwear. You trying to be all of this?” I flexed my biceps in front of him, watching his body begin to pulsate. “Just flex bro. Let it out, let me out.” His arms curled and posed, copying my form. His forearms exploded with muscle, as he began to shout:
“No, please, let me go.”
“You can leave at any time, you just have to want to.” I struck another pose, popping my pecs and flexing my abs. He moved in unison with me, his stomach sucking in as abs pushed out. Pecs punched out of his chest with force as his torso stretched to copy mine.
“Please… I don’t want this. Why- how are you doing this?”
“It’s easy little bro,” I sat into a deep squat. His eyes rolled back in his head as his lower body erupted. Muscle tore through him, filling out calfs, thighs, and ass all at once. “I’m what every guys wants, what everyone craves to be. My scent, my hormones, my whole aura has been filling you for weeks. I’ve been inside. You’ve just got to let me out. Now,” I stood back up, his body parodying along like a puppet. His body was ready, even when his mind was not, “FLEX.” I hit a double-bicep pose.
“Ah…AuGH-AHHHGAUH!”
I was let loose from inside him.
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It was like looking in a mirror. Fuck, I’m a stud. He was spacing out:
“Bro… no, fuck. Why, why do I sound like that?”
“You’re getting the full package little bro. You are going to look, sound, smell, think, and fuck just like me. Doesn’t that sound nice?”
He shuddered in response. Immediately his cock began swelling, snaking down his leg. His mind was saying no but his body was saying yes. By now his balls were pumping him full of my hormones, invading his mind and filling him with my horny thoughts. Hands gripped his cock as he began jerking off in front of me, speeding up his transformation. Drool dripped from his open mouth and rolled down his chest.
“No, please. Why-why does it… feel…so…goooood? Hu-ungh-uhhhHHHh…”
He was riding the waves of pleasure as they engulfed his brain. He never stood a chance against me, but it was still so hot to watch him submit to his fate. Wave after wave of pleasure washed over him, and slowly I watched the lights go out upstairs. He was just like me now. No, better. He was me now. It was time. I walked up and pulled his hands from his cock, and replaced them with mine. I furiously began jacking him off as his brain short circuited and he just writhed in pleasure.
“Ha-hahu-ugh-huhuhuhuuuu-uHH-“
I leaned in, and planted one kiss on his sweaty brow and commanded:
“Now CUM.”
Instantly he let loose, hitting the back wall. It covered my hands, just adding to the lubrication as I finished him off. Rope after rope flew across the room, until he was shooting blanks still thrusting against my hands. He slowly slumped to the floor
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“How you feeling bro?” I asked him
“Huuuuuuh…fuck bro I’m spent. You’re a god. How do you manage to get that much out of me every time?”
I chucked a bit. “I know all the right buttons to push bro. I just do what I would do to me.”
“God, I’m not gonna be horny for a week”
“Pfft, knowing you? I give it an hour.”
“God we’re so hot bro…”
The comment caught me a bit off guard. Did he… no. There wasn’t any part of him left that would know what just happened to him. I leaned in and gave my new doppelgänger a kiss:
“Yeah we are, bruh.”
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nation-of-bros · 3 days
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He looks around for more brother material. His mission: convert and assimilate to strengthen the rudel.
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hisonokami · 6 months
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yeah
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spinji · 6 months
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EXCUSE ME?????
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