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radiance1 · 3 days

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Just remembered about the Vortex's lil guy au and decided to write a lil about it.

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When the Justice League arrived to stop a newly risen villain's scheme, which involved taking holding an entire city hostage with the use of a machine that could control the weather, which also involved expanded after successfully taking over the city.

When they achieved victory, they did not expect a child to be powering the machine.

Shazam, surprisingly, was the first one to react. "Danny!?" He said as he flew over to the boy, gently picking him from the confines of the machine (after they it had been deactivated) and into his arms. "Danny...?" He said a moment later, unsure of himself as his voice wavered a bit.

He shook the boy a bit, not too hard though, so as not to do any accidental harm. Blearily, the boy blinked opened his eyes, staring up at Shazam's worried face. "Shazam?" He murmured, voice rough and scratchy, as if it wasn't used often.

Either this boy-Danny-didn't speak much beforehand, or he was trapped in that machine so long that his voice became like this from a long period of disuse.

Shazam seemed to have thought so as well, and by his expression, it seemed to be more of the later as he floated down beside the rest of the League.

Danny blinked slowly before looking around the area, eyes glancing over every member present, then his surroundings and then finally back to Shazam and, with a curious tilt of his head he simply asked. "Did I get possessed again?"

A wave of concern washed over the group at the way the boy so casually asked such a question. As if it happened often enough that he grew used to it and, if the 'again' was any indication, it might just be the case.

"No." Shazam shook his head, readjusting his hold on the boy as he started to try and wiggle himself out of his arms. "Are you okay?"

"Yep." Said Danny, not even taking a moment to consider the question. As if he didn't just come out of a machine that feed upon his powers for who knew how long. Shazam's eyes narrowed in a glare that could almost give the Bat's a run for his money.

"Danny." The Champion of Magic chided, and the boy's eyes glazed over for a moment as Shazam simply readjusted his hold again. A moment later the boy blinked, a small purse to his lips and the vaguest amounts of concern slipping onto his face. "Oh," The boy said, no longer trying to wiggle himself from Shazam's hold. "My magic is acting weird, that's not good."

"Well yea since you, you know, had your powers drained and all?" Green Lantern said, the end of his question dipping into a question as the boy turned his head in his direction with too empty eyes that, for some reason, unsettled him.

"Who're you?" He asked with passing interest.

Whatever unsettlement Green Latern felt, it was immediately replaced with the vaguest amount of offence as the boy's words somehow wounded his ego more than such a simple question should have once it registered.

Who then immediately proceeded to ignore him.

The boy then blinked again, turning to Batman and giving the man a small wave. "Hello again, Batman." The Dark Knight simply grunted in his direction and nodded. Then pointed to each and every member present and slowly called out their names.

"Wonder Woman, Superman, Martian Manhunter, " Both of the aliens names were whispered with an underlying awe. "The Flash and Aquaman." His finger than landed on Green Lantern, and the boy furrowed his brows. "So who're you?"

"How do you know spooky but not me?!" Green Lantern ignored the Bat's glare in his direction at the use of the nickname, wounded pride and genuine bafflement allowing him to do such a thing.

"We met before." Danny state simply, as if that was the answer to all questions. "You?" He asked again.

This could not get worse. Green Lantern thought.

It could get worse. Green Lantern realized a few moments later after trying-and failing-to get the boy to recognize him as the members present were snickering at his plight.

Even Wonder Woman was trying to hold down a smile.

His eyes accidentally wandered in Batman's direction to see his reaction and he let out a quiet sigh of relief to see the man unmoved with only the slightest amount of disappointment that he didn't crack. Though it was wildly overshadowed by his ego being salvaged-

Batman's lips quirked up into a smirk before falling so fast that he had trouble believing if it was even there in the first place.

Green Lantern's jaw dropped as he stared at the Bat incredulously, who simply stared back. Unmoved, like a stone. As if he didn't just smile at him.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Vortex when he made a precaution to not have his little guy possessed by human ghosts only to have him dropped into another dimension-#-and possessed by ghosts of varying magical natures supernatural entities and other such beings:#Danny and Shazam know each other #They're like friends #Danny got used as a power source for a weather machine because of his weather related powers #Danny and Batman have only met once #He also genuinely does not know who Green Lantern is #How?#I have no clue #Danny when his magic is wonky and feeling the effects of being forcefully sucked of his powers: I'm fine.#Shazam who is used to his shit by now: Danny. [Said in a vaguely disappointed tone]#Danny: On second thought let me check-

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bayleymania · 1 day

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Me when I see a person comparing the price of ticket sells, ratings and attendance of a company that has 5 years of existence vs one that has 60.

#wrestling #ANYWAYYYYU #the discussion continues apparently 🙄#how?#one had the wrestling business in a monopoly #and the other one doesn’t even have a decade LOOOL #lexie speaks

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risestarkiss · 3 months

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Rise Rambling #449

You know what I think about from time to time?

Donnie didn’t just “place” trackers on his brothers. No. The trackers were placed subcutaneously.

Subcutaneous is a medical term that describes the route of administration. "Sub-" means "under" and "cutaneous" means "skin."

Therefore, a "subcutaneous tracker," by definition, is a tracker placed just under the skin.

Placing a subcutaneous tracker would require either a large/thick hypodermic needle or a scalpel to make an incision, the latter requiring a stitch or two to close the wound.

...Regardless of the method, the conclusion is the same.

At some arbitrary point, Donnie either injected a large needle into or performed minor surgery on each individual brother in order to place a tracker under their skin. …and they had no clue.

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metamorphesque · 1 year

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#how?#why would you rob me of this?#kafka my beloved #franz kafka

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occudo · 2 months

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Would your Magus Archives Jon wear this?

I'm sorry, but this beautiful cape belongs to a Sky Mage, Mike Crew But I'm open to outfit suggestions 👁👁

#occudo's art #tma fanart #mike crew #the magus archives au #witch!mike #ask #amazing shawl btw #like wow #how?

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loveisinthebat · 15 days

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Whuh? Huh?

#Parti Coloured bat #Bats of Europe #bats of Asia #bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #LOOK #I love them #Whuh?#Huh?#How?

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starwhipnspin · 1 year

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you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

#starsdoodles #starsfanarts #starsfanarts: ninjago #ninjago #zane ninjago #zane julien #btw i have never seen a tamagotchi irl in my entire 17 year old lifespan #really sad cuz they look fun but it is what it is #but no yeah new au dropped where everything is the exact same #apart the fact that instead of rebuilding himself zane gets stuck in a tamagotchi #how?#idk i just think its funny #(pls dont take this seriously lmao)#also should i draw a tamagotchi for each of em?#like make some inspired designs?#no cuz i think it would be fun #AND OMG I COULD MAKE IT PIXEL ART #I MISS DOING PIXEL ART #im not that good at it but who cares lol

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ghostthecryptid · 1 year

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Im sorry but I just found out that the original cover art just

didnt have Sniper????? I-

#This is fucking hilarious to me #Its 4am and im laughing #because they did my mans dirty #How?#How do you do this?#tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #sniper tf2 #pyro tf2 #engineer tf2 #medic tf2 #soldier tf2 #spy tf2 #demoman tf2 #heavy tf2 #tf2 sniper #Hes one of my favorites #love the skrunkly man

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melffen · 3 months

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The way their hight and size difference evolved throughout the years

A show the last picture to my friends every time I need to make a point.

#they went from minor hight difference to very clear distance to BOY OH BOY #HOW?#like good for him but HOW????#viktor needs to pass the work out rutine #but now that i think about it depression and alcohol might not be the best for anybody #lackadaisy #viktor vasko #mordecai heller #vikdecai #viktor x mordecai #tracy g. butler #lackadaisy cats

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chalamet-chalamet · 2 months

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Oh he’s fine

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #but he looks so different!#how?#because he gained two pounds?#people are doing way too much #dune part two #dune #dune part 2 #February 15 #london

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theyarebothgunshot · 6 months

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nearly 3 years since despair aired and there are still people on this earth who believe with their full chests that the confession scene was platonic. even from cas' side.

#HOW?#literally how dumb can you fucking be #this is not a matter of interpertation #it was literally text #one thing he wants he knows he cant have HELLO?#is this thing on?#(i made the mistake of going through the comment section of shelleys reaction lmfao. never again love and light)

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dreamsuvivor · 1 year

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I just saw someone on twitter call Ben Barnes ugly?!

THIS MAN???