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thatsbelievable · 11 months

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#How to Fake Your Own Death #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #TW death

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undertheredhood · 7 months

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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #bruce thomas wayne #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason #if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too #what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you?#bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect)#most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did #so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences #the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked #the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long

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keirientez · 3 months

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band au rahhhhhhhhhhh

#i wanted to draw the other guardians too but this would be a good start #ok so #tsuna starts his band. yamamoto bass and gokudera keys and tsuna suprisingly drummer and also lead vocal. reborn appears out of nowhere-#being “youre not your full potential so i will drain you till youre like a fish in a dehydrator until you become the best out there.”#thats about it #but i just like how drumming singers are like extremely good music people because drumming is already hard. and singing too???#absolutely insane i might say. tsuna would do this (bc reborn told him so)#he does not want to be the best but reborn exists in the paro for a reason #reborn is like maybe a famous musician who faked his death then did whatever he wanted to do while he was “alive”. then he got tsuna as his #apprentice and so so. oh yeah also whiplash (the movie) reference bc holy shit its so good. for me at least. and reborn would make tsuna go #that kind of crazy. like training until drenched in sweat from morning to night or whenever hes available. bc he knows he has potential #he just need someone to push him beyond his expected limit #btw 8059 implied #gokudera joined the band first bc yeah then comes yamamoto for fun as he had to rest from playing baseball a bit too enthusiastic #gokudera hated him so much for like being dumb??? (the goofy ah laugh) but then the two dated even before reborn made a move on tsuna #its very funny but they work it out #i was also thinking if the band ever do solos or do something not as the whole band 8059 will have their own album. itll be great #for genre im not sure?? lets just say alt rock electrojazz????#no idea but maybe ill make a playlist. maybe #sawada tsunayoshi #reborn #yamamoto takeshi #gokudera hayato #8059 #r27

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coconut530 · 6 months

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SERIOUSLY!? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PUMPKIN BREAD TRIFLE PT. 2

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #WOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO DUKE #HE OWNED THIS WHOLE EPISODE #FIRST OFF I LOVE HOW HIS TELEKINESIS LOOKS LIKE WATER IT’S SO ACCURATE TO HIS DEATH AND EVERYTHING #HA TAKING YOUR MACHETE IDIOT AND CUTTING YOU ON THE CHEST #INVISIBILITYYYYYY LET'S GO IT'S ALL PART OF THE DAMN TRICK #I LOVE HOW DUKE HIMSELF HATES SURPRISES BUT HE RELISHES THE CHANCE TO SURPRISE OTHERS #GAHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT HIM AND HIS JESTER HAT AND TURQUOISE PURPLE BLUE AESTHETIC I CAN'T IT LOOKS SO FRICKIN' COOL #HIS EYES ARE SO ENCHANTING LIKE POLTERGEIST?!?! A NEUTRAL?!?! LEVITATION INVISIBILITY HYPNOSIS?!?!?!?#GOD LOOK AT HIS SMIRK I CAN'T I'M TOTALLY GOING TO REDRAW IT HE'S SO SWAG #GIVE 'IM HELL FRICK YEAH DUKE GO FOR IT HIS LITTLE WINK I CAN'TTTTTTTTT #GET ROASTED ADA YOU CAN'T SAVE HIM NOW #WOW DUKE IS JUST DANCING CIRCLES AROUND THIS GUY WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT TALK MONTRESOR HAHAH #HIT WITH A BRICK SLASHED IN THE SIDE SMACKED IN THE FACE ALL BEFORE BREAKFAST #“LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU” DUKE YOU'RE SO COOL I CAN'T #“HOW QUICKLY THE TIDES CAN TURN” NOW FORTUNATO'S COMING BACK TO BITE YOU UNLIKE THE SHORT STORY NOW HUH HAHAHAHAHHAH #BOTH DUKE AND MONTRESOR'S EXPRESSIONS HERE ARE SO GOOD AND WICKED LIKE COME ON #OH STOP IT WITH YOUR FAKE SYMPATHY IT'S FRICKIN' FAKE #DUKE'S EYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS ARE SO DANG PRETTY #GET HIM DUKE GET HIMMMMMMMMMMMM #LOVED THIS EPISODE ONE OF THE BEST MANIFESTING EPISODES EVER -THANKS- REDNFLYNN FOR -GIVING- THIS TO US ON THANKSGIVING #REALLY LOVED IT I WILL HAVE REDRAWS SOON AND A SMALL ANIMATION NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT HIS SPECTRE LOOKS LIKE SO STAY TUNEDDDDDDDD

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p0is0n-is-th3-cur3 · 4 months

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I swear if my mom looked through my search history she'd be so worried

#“how do you explain suicide to a child”#“can you bind if you have [health issue]”#“[lyrics to depressing/sexual song]”#“how to fake your own death”#I swear mom it's just for writing #tato writing

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maskyartist · 4 months

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If ur ever curious no I’m not just swamped in Trolls wips

IVE ALSO DECIDED TO JUGGLE FICS TOO LIKE THE FUCKIN CLOWN I AM

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #like there’s MORE AFTER THIS #‘how many are clay centric’ how many are about u shutting up >:(#like some are closer to being done then others #and yes there’s crystal clay AU stuff too I’m not done with him #he’s gotta have his hallucination freak out breakdown in front of the Whole Team™️#some of our titles here include-#'the aftermath of accidentally faking your own death' :D cause thats so normal #god im gonna be in this for awhile hoo boy

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yeonban · 3 months

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I could play the 'spot the differences' game for 7-11 y.o Tobias and 17-21 y.o Tobias and frankly the only things that'd stand out are his build (taller & more masculine as he grows older) and the fact that kid him never smiled whereas if adult him doesn't smile... you've fucked up beyond reparation and are going to find yourself at the gallows the next time you wake up

#muse: tobias.#You know how people have a general tendency to go through several phases of how they look before they hit a certain age.#Yeah well Tobias never had that LMFAODSAJDSAS good thing barely anyone knew him as a kid and those who did are already dead #bc imagine faking your death and being listed as dead on all govt documents only for sb you knew to spot you on the street 10 yrs later #Wammy's House did one good thing about his personality and it's that he's now Friendly. or at least friendly-ish depending on who you are #bc man kid him would've cut your hand off with a FORK if you so much as Tried to touch him. regardless of whether it was for a pat or a hit #Wammy's House the domestication center for feral gifted children except it also trains them with various weapons until mastery AND #gives them all knowledge available to mankind for their own use. oopsie if the orphan in question becomes a criminal instead of a detective #Unironically Tobias lucked out so hard w this orphanage which makes it all the more hilarious that he can't stand Watari. WHO GOT HIM THERE

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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Do you consider any of the non protagonist yakuza girls well writen?

I think none of them had rights

#Thanks for the ask !#like you have to actively like girls to notice them theyre inconsequential #also who is this why are you sewing discorse in my inbox #i spelled discourse wrong. my mom ordered the dog trainers to train ollie right now because he is insane and hes eating soo many treats #not because hes a good boy but because they are tossing that shit at him #they were literally almost there with yasuko #i thought her story was so fucking interesting ...#like its really not a fault of the girls they are all pretty good characters in their own right #like we have a variety of them too. we had miss tatsu who was out there turning guys inside out but she randomly had to go get kidnapped in #order to complete kiryus training arc. like how funny would it be for the whole thing to be staged and miss tatsus like Lol good job kiryu #for passing my test. oh this guy ? yeah he did get the better of me but i kicked the shit out of him then roped him into my schemes. dont #you think practical application is more effective than training ? anyway theres nothing more i can teach you but you can come train whenevr #we didnt even get an in game appearance for yuko but apparently she was a massive troll but too cute to get into any real trouble #mirei was. . . i literally said ‘are you kidding me’ when they revealed what happened to her like seriously ? is this real ? they did #that ? like literally she should have been living it up in cahoots with katsuya and being so sexy and divorced forever. she should have #faked her death because every single parentsl figure haruka had leaves her. and god haruka like honest to god i love that she just ran off #like that i thought it was so kiryu of her to be an absent father. but also my friends have all brought up very good points which is that #haruka should NOT have gone back to morning glory like she should have stayed in ono michi with her loser girlfriend whos a boyfriend with #her new extended family and only go back every now and then to see her siblings honestly i hated that .... like girl spread your wings ..#choose where you want to roost stop going back !! just get out !!!!!! its literally okay to tell the rest of your family ‘i dont wanna wipe #your asses forever i love you guys but im out of here’. and god i .. as much as i loved y0 makoto should have left her shitassed husband #girl had a whole ass baby with him ... find someone better im sorry ..!!! like whatever i know that thst was the ‘best’ option for her and #she deserves financial stability and a rich doctor husband but she also deserves crazy sex with a girl with one eye #i think what yumi did was awesome but like. actually i have no complaints about yumi. wait no i do. kazama was a shitass for marrying her #off to that politician because he couldnt stand having a woman in his house. im now thinking of that unecessarily hot doctor from y0 wtf was #her deal. and god the unnecessarily hot cho-han lady from y5.. oh wait ako had rights. she fell in love with kiryu at first sight then got #over him which is literally the best thing a girl could do for herself. PLUS she throws molotovs and is generally awesome #i cant remember any other girl. oh yeah god reina. .. reina .... god milky though .... i think she was fantastic and i want her badly. and #yayoi fucking disappeared after a certain point in time and ran off to another city with her baby daddy and sugared him to open a bar #well its not canon but im certain thats what happened because she literally went radio silence like girl where are you ....

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weekend-conspiracy-theorist · 1 year

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the thing is that every once in a blue moon I become desperately overwhelmed with the urge to write bizarrely in depth fanfiction for a cartoon property (or properties) I enjoyed in my youth, but you just can't do a mystery inc goes to gravity falls fic without committing to a mystery plot far outside my time or patience to devise

#I just want them to be discussing the mystery that brought them to town #and point out that they 100% need to keep an eye on the proprietor of the mystery shack. because they've seen it before #where people hawking fake cryptids eventually go too far #and dipper and mabel are just like ''oh. yeah. well he's a liar a cheat a swindler a huckster a certified con man #and he even faked his own death one time but he's not your guy''#''well how do you know''#''well first of all he's our uncle--'' ''great uncle--'' ''our grunkle; if you will''#''and second of all if he really wanted to endanger people all he'd have to do would be show them the REAL magic creatures in town''#''the WHAT''#anyway it would be fun and velma and ford would hate each other

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thetardisisnotourdivision · 1 year

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Shit That I Wrote As A Kid That Was Objectively Horrifying And Should Not Have Been Written By A Child #1:

A story where every four generations on the same land sixteen girls are murdered brutally in close succession due to a girl named Felicity being cursed two thousand years ago. Felicity Burrows is reborn every four generations and made to live out the same fate, watching her friends die around her, inevitably failing to warn the next generation, and being slaughtered. Her best friend Megan looks on in horror, knowing what's happening but powerless to stop it.

I was ten.

#I actually made this one into a MUSICAL recently too so that's fun #Should definitely have raised some safeguarding eyebrows at the time tho #I mean we were meant to be doing horror stories but everyone else was like “oh no! A ghost in my bedroom!”#And then there's me #“you are sentenced to relive your own death and the deaths of your comrades until the end of time”#Honestly we were studying horror stories (mild ones obvs) and everyone else was fkin terrified and I was so bored so maybe that's why #Maybe I just didn't realise how horrific it was #Watched this video that made everyone scream and I'm like “that was faked”#One girl literally grabbed the person sitting next to her and yelled so loudly I thought my eardrums would shatter #No I don't feel bad sharing this shit bc a) I've not mentioned names and b) they've all been bitches to me since so --#But honestly I was just so deadpan #My brain would not let me be scared #Just kept coming up with logical reasons for this shit #“you die if you stray off the path” whoopdee do #Now demolish the house and the path and in its place build a MASSIVE FUCKING RESERVOIR #bc nobody will subsequently BE WALKING ON THE PATH #SIMPLE SOLUTIONS PEOPLE #writerscommunity #writers problems #horror story #Why is there a tag for “horror smut” am I just too asexual to understand this or is something wrong with you people #Ah you see NOW I'm scared

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huntressofartemis001 · 2 years

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cried the entire 3x1

#sherlock do you have ANY IDEA how much john suffered #you had nO RIGHT TO FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH #and coming back TWO FUCKING YEARS LATER MAN WHAT THE FUCK #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john #john watson #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #season 3 #bbc #bbc sherlock

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multiversemittens · 2 years

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My evil, abusive brother in law is in town and I'm honestly becoming kind of scared of running into him, and it's becoming tiring coming up with excuses not to see him.

#off topic #venting #how do you fake your own death

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cutieyama · 2 years

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Sorry I’m tumblr journaling again but just cuz I need a place to put my thoughts and I know no one checks my tumblr sooo this feels the safest. It’s annoying af tho Ik

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msmeiriona · 2 months

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#wtfiwwy #faking your own death #to avoid paying child support #FUCKING DICK MOVE #also.#HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH BACK CHILD SUPPORT?

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not-a-space-alien · 20 days

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Here are some simple questions you can ask in an interview when they ask you "So do you have any questions?" (Hint: Always ask a question)

Why is this position open? (Lets you know if the work environment is toxic bc the last person quit cuz they couldn't take it anymore. It's open because the workload increased/the company grew is a good sign--not only are they successful, but they hire new people instead of just working their current employees to death.)

What are the primary goals/measurements of success for this position? Ie, what you have to do to get a "good job/thumbs up, you're doing your job. (Lets you cut to the core of what the job actually is for your own information and demonstrates you're interested in doing a good job.)

What do you think will be the hardest part of the job? and/or What do you think are the most essential skills to have for this position? (Gives you a chance to follow up with saying how you have those skills/are good at the hard part/are prepared to do a good job/are well suited for the challenge.)

What do you (the interviewer) like and dislike about working here? (Gives you more insight into the working environment, gives them a chance to be introspective, gives you a chance to follow up with saying why you think you're a good fit for the working environment.

Very last/if you don't have any other questions: Do you think there's anything else I should know? and When can I expect to hear back from you? (leads into the natural conclusion by discussing timetables and the next steps of the interview process.)

Bonus: If there's anything you think is particularly cool about the work there, especially if it's something you went to school for, let your enthusiasm bleed through a little bit and/or ask more questions about the technical stuff, it will probably win you points. If you can fake it that might work too.

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fettery-fetterie · 10 months

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Trying so hard to not go overly insane over bottle edition's ost but holy shit. Hooooly fuck hoOOOOOOly shit HooooooOOOOly hell

#like it's like...... between the titles and the song themselves and their contexts and........#like how crow in hand/trash can be see as whatever hlev had in the past is simply long gone and his inner self is laughing at him for even+#thinking he could get those things back even tho he's also so hurt at the idea #or how wwworks/damp tapes could be seen as the exploration of the world outside your own yet still sensing familiarity and warm in it #it also has the addendum of water. possibly change and fluctuation of the self?#there's something about nation holding architect's motif. looking brand new yet still rotten to the core...#like our nations. probably #I'll not go into detail with für slavija and death of the self but <3333 #and swill's surrounded by this air of fakeness and artificialness to it. like a factory....dead and devastating to humans yet with such #a charm.....#leaving interpretations behind. please tell me im not the only one that feels this air of sensuality over the songs #like im damn aware that was NOT the intention at ALL but. holy shit holy fuck #like CMON doesn't it want to make you dance closely and passionately with a partner???? like GRGRGRGR #looking at YOU. a crow in the trash #perceptive little crow

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