With this I'll go sleep so I can actually do stuff on here from tomorrow on, but Tobias 1000% has ASPD. Specifically sociopathy

I adore how out of the entire DN cast, the only one with a solid chance of killing Tobias is Misa. You can't make this up

❛ Huh? Is it that obvious? ❜ The pitch he chooses to use is a mixture of sheepishness and nervousness; with nothing betraying his real secret as he makes up a fictional one on the spot. It's a good thing that he's shown extensive interest in her background while trying to verify her connection to Kira, or this would've had the potential to become irredeemably life threatening. ❛ Well, the truth is--- I'm a really avid fan of yours, Misa-Misa! You've become quite the star here in the US recently, you know? ❜ Untrue as of yet, with only certain groups consisting her fanbase rather than the population at large (unlike in Japan) but any fan worth their title would at least sing their idol praise that'd make their statement seem like reality, so hopefully this will fly. ❛ Oh, but sorry- I know it was rude of me to stare at you like that. It's just that I couldn't really believe my eyes. My idol is right here in front of me and I didn't hear anything about you going on a tour...? Do I need to change my sources? ❜

“ you look like you have a secret . ”

　　　　　　　　　@yeonban ♡'d for a one - liner .

Got my hands on my pc for 10 mins real quick before I fall asleep for the next 10 hours and I'm SOBBING at Tobias' use of theatrics whenever he's in a pinch. LIKE WHO IS THAT. WHO ARE YOU

I love how interactions between Misa and Tobias could be great but HIS first reaction to the idea is "are you trying to kill me?"

I'll delete this when I get home later but it's EXACTLY my headcanon slash canon 😭😭😭 Dan Heng is canonly overprotective of Jing Yuan and I'd say he subconsciously coils his tail around him when he's in his DHIL form. His dragon also always coils itself around the Lightning Lord when they fight together and as we saw in the LNY video, the dragon coiled itself around the lion to protect it underwater too. To get to Jing Yuan you will HAVE to get through Dan Heng first and frankly I can't believe this is actually canon

......Wait why are 70% of my ships "I used to be unable to stand you"/"we had beef for ages" to lovers and 25% "we're childhood friends" to lovers. WHY DID I ONLY REALIZE THIS JUST NOW

My muses' first reaction to falling in love:

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I need to die: Lyney, Heizou, Subject Two, Sethos, Toma, Lewin, Langris, Rhya, Nikolai, Ango, Eric, Devit, A, Tobias, Aventurine, Yeong-gi, Soma, Naotora, Aijiro, Mikito, Gear, Lawless

I'm anxious but glad about it: ? Lmfaooo

Behold, the only Wrio/ney dynamic I enjoy:

Talking to me about dynamics really is THE way to go because I can't stand fandom interpretations for any ships whatsoever but me and a friend have linked brains and talked about Lyney & Wriothesley for 6 hours today and now I can see The Vision

Btw you guys don't understand how glad I am to finally see a bow user who KNOWS HOW TO USE A BOW

You have GOT to be kidding me holy shit

A GREAT start of the day if I do say so myself

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SCRUNKLY

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@quirkthieves asked: ✏️ any combination of our muses....all of them.....follow your heart.....

Mioara: Hey do you wanna die this weekend? Mihai: Generic excuse. Mioara: ...I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.

Mihai: Heh, Lăcrămioara sneezes like a girl. Mioara: How about I pound you like a boy? Mioara: That didn’t come out right.

Mioara: My life is a mess. Mihai: Go get a beer. Mioara: I don’t want a beer. Mihai: Who said it was for you?

*Hinata and Mihai are texting* Hinata: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. Mihai: What did they change my name to? Hinata: Chosen One. Mihai: Don’t change it back. Hinata: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! Mihai: I’m the chosen one.

Hinata: Are you coming to bed? Mihai: I can't. This is important. Hinata: What? Mihai: Someone called me wrong on the internet.

Hinata: Mihai, you’re such a genius! Mihai: I know.

Nobimaru: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message. Mihai: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

Mihai: Why are you like that? Nobimaru: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Nobimaru: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Mihai, irritated by the noise: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Nobimaru: I— Nobimaru: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Nanao: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Mikito: *remembers ignoring the pang after realizing who it's from* Mikito: I didn’t hear it.

Nanao: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Mikito: And you came to me?

Nanao: I don’t want to talk about it. Mikito: Good, I don’t want to hear about it.

Inari: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Nobimaru: Ok. Inari: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Nobimaru: Can we talk? One 10 to another? Inari: I’m an 11, but continue.

Inari: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Nobimaru: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@chiheru asked: ✏️✏️✏️ for ezekiel! hehe

Ezekiel: *on the phone with Lucas about an assassin they found trying to kill Athanasia* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Ezekiel: Anyways, you said Chihiro is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Chihiro: The Ocean is a soup. Ezekiel: Ezekiel: Do elaborate. Chihiro: What is needed for something to be a soup? Ezekeil: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Chihiro: *Tilts head* Ezekiel: ...The Ocean is a Soup. Chihiro: The Ocean is a Soup. Roger, at their doorstep: Where have I gone wrong raising them...?

Chihiro: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Ezekiel: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Chihiro: You believe me? Ezekiel: Chi, you’re one of this planet's few good people. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Ezekiel: Chi keeps forgetting which WiFi network she's supposed to use. Ezekiel: So I renamed ours to "Chi, use this one" to help her out a little.

Chihiro: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Ezekiel, concerned but also mildly impressed: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@lunargifted asked: ✏️ edward and al to ango, ✏️ Atsushi to Nikolai, ✏️ Atsushi to ANY MUSE your pick

Edward and Alphonse: You know, we really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Ango, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Edward, with Alphonse struggling in the background: *on the phone with Ango* We can’t talk right now, we're in the middle of something important. Ango: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Edward: ...Maybe.

Edward: Damn, Ango, are you secretly cool? Ango: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Edward: I do not.

Nikolai: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Atsushi, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN! Nikolai, continuing on: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Atsushi: Didn't you die?! Nikolai: That was weeks ago! Things change.

Marin: I heard the... the wee-woo thingy? Atsushi: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Marin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Atsushi: Not by the law!

Atsushi, holding a box of lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining. Marin: ...Are you ok?