Okay so I was reading a fic and Remus's mum is giving Remus the 'talk' okay and after she explains the process our moony just goes,
Remus: But why would I do that with a Girl?!!
(had to close the phone to laugh for 3 minutes straight)
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my unpopular marauders opinions
- remus is trans coded
- sirius and james were the tallest
- jegulus is a bad ship
- regulus is aroace
- snape was awful
- james was better for lily
- atyd remus is too mean to be canon (i like him he’s just not canon remus)
- peter was a good friend until the betrayal
- remus & james have an underrated friendship
- jily is one of the best maruaders era ships
- the slytherin skittles were terrible people and we’re acting like they’re all gay icons with tons of piercings who like wearing crop tops and blah blah
- ^ like no they were racists??
- i still don’t like jegulus if you’re looking for a good mlm ship WOLFSTAR IS RIGHT THERE
- rosekiller is a good ship i just don’t like how they’re characterized in fanon
- sirius wasn’t feminine
- remus is gay and sirius is queer
- sirius was a ladies man before he and remus got together
- marlene is a lesbian
- dorcas is also a lesbian
- marylily isn’t a good ship
- james is straight
- james was more sirius’s brother than regulus ever was
- sirius wasn’t a monster for leaving regulus he was just a kid
- hope lupin was an amazing mother
- remus wasn’t angry after the prank, just heartbroken. it was james and peter that were angry
- remus, peter and james were super close, especially post-prank
- snily is literally the worst goddamn ship ever
- wolfstar is oversexualized in the fandom
- remus had daddy issues
- james was desi
- the marauders weren’t that popular they were just nerds
- james has adhd
- remus is made way too mean/possessive/overly masc in 90% of fanon
- people make sirius gender-fluid just because he has long hair
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Sirius: me? Gay? What? No, I’m not— why would— I’m not gay, no
Remus: … I’m gay
Sirius: you’re—? Oh, well in that case, yes. Me too. I also am gay. Yes.
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i love remus & tonks. not as a ship tho, as tonks following remus around as a baby queer following around their mentor queer. wlw & mlm solidarity at its finest. the tired gay keeping the hyper lesbian from getting lost in a shopping mall when she sees a pretty girl. the hyper lesbian getting the tired gay his order from their favorite coffee shop and setting him up with the barista.
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they're just pretty words, my dear (31444 words) by lowhangingfru1t
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
non-magic AU, high school AU
Summary:
In all his seventeen years, Remus Lupin had never had a love story of his own. At least not one where anyone got what they wanted.
He sighed, turning back around.
“One letter. Twenty-five pounds. After that, you’re on your own,” Remus told her flatly. He knew it was wrong to mess around with someone's heart like that, but there were bills to pay.
“Yes!” The girl pumped her fist excitedly. Remus tried not to be endeared by it. “You’re a pretty alright person, you know.”
“Don’t thank me just yet,” Remus warned. “I’m not guaranteeing you a date with the bloody hotshot or anything. Just a letter.”
She beamed even wider. “Just a letter,” she repeated. “Totally.”
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How to get out of a small town: the story of a swot, a misfit, a burnout, & a business venture.
Comment:
This was such a cute fic, I LOVE Remus and Marlene's friendship and the whole fic felt like I was watching a coming of age film (in the best kind of way)!
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If the Marauders had text messages:
Sirius: I'm so glad to be apart of your life.
Remus: *leaves him on read*
Remus (to Regulus): What did I do to your brother?
Regulus: Why?
Remus: He's just told me he doesn't want to be a part of my life. Wtf did I do???
Regulus: What did he text you?
Remus: *sends screenshot*
Regulus: Omg, my brother is just being dumb. Apart = a part
Remus: ...
Remus: Thanks
Remus (to Sirius): You're stupid but I love you too ♡
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Remus *asleep on the sofa*:
*crashing coming from the room over*
Remus *jolting awake*: WHAT?? HUH?? WHAT HAPPENED?!?
Sirus *running into the room covered in soot, paint and carrying a hammer*: heyyy remus… we may need to replace a wall or two…
Remus: i would ask questions but, honestly i am way to tired to care…
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it took me a good decade to realise nymphadora and remus got married. i thought they both were gay for the longest time. like i didn’t even particularly like wolfstar at that time i just. thought remus was a homosexual 😭 like when i first read the books and watched the movies it didn’t register for me?? granted the movies were only dubbed until like the third one so i didn’t understand until i was older. but i was like 16 when i rw whatever movie it is they get married or whatever n i was like waIT WHAT )??? THEYRE NOT GAY?????
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James: What if I transform you into a girl and kiss you in the Great Hall to make Lily jealous.
Sirius: THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA
Remus: BUT SIRIUS-
Sirius: IT'S CALL TRUE FRIENDSHIP REMUS, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MY FRIENDS.
James: EXACTLY is a necessary evil
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Remus thinking there's something wrong with him cus he's not into girls like his friends
P!nk in her 2012 album, The Truth About Love containing the song, just give me a reason (feat. Nate Ruess): we're not broken, just bent
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Not afraid of anything (even time) by flora_tyronelle
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, James/Lily
Rating: T
Word Count: 14k
“And you’re-?” James suddenly seems to have realised that Remus’ feelings need to be accounted for, and he waves his hands in a general manner.
Gay? In love with Sirius Black? A total idiot
Remus shrugs and pulls a face that could almost be a wry smile.
“Yeah, Prongs, I am.”
Christmastime in seventh year- Sirius somehow has purple hair (it's all Lily Evans' fault) and it's not bloody turning back.
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