i saw ur jean post u r so so right. jean haters unite

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE

ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD

FOR NEW PEOPLE

IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

WREAK HAVOC ON JEAN FUCKING VICQUEMARE

i'd like to think chuuya knows bits of french to some extent bc rimbaud would often randomly exclaim smth or mumble to himself in his native tongue and chuuya would overhear and pick up the little phrases and store it in the back of his mind unconsciously bc of his intrinsically observant nature, only for those phrases to resurface again when he's fighting verlaine and verlaine goes "sacre bleu!" or some shit and chuuya's like "Oh. OH. IVE HEARD THAT BEFORE...WASNT THAT WHAT SUB EXEC RANDOU ALWAYS USED TO SAY...." and verlaine completely halts with a nebulous expression on his face before going "who?????"

cater and malleus interactions are So Silly

Eugene/Merriell

"We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown."

Cant sleep so im thinking about ayhalo

I think its like. one sided. qaypierre WOULD smooch that demon and take him on dates. qbad would not recognize anything as a romantic gesture. aypierre could throw a bouquet of chocolate roses at him and bad would just be like ! thank you :}

like they love each other, absolutely. they TRUST each other, to the point where i’d even say it gets in the way of bad seeing aypierre as anything more than a good friend. that’s his guy. The dude always in his corner. Friend resource label: team mate (coparent) (down to help kidnap people). bad doesnt do classic romantic relationships- all of his relationships are INCREDIBLY queer, but the closest he usually gets to what others read as romance is a classic chewtoy4chewtoy dynamic. He LOVES to fuck with people and he loves to get fucked with and if there’s a nice jawline or pretty muscles included?? huge bonus !!

he’s got something- not kinder, with aypierre? not calmer, either, but stable, maybe. pierre has proven, over and over again, that he’s on bad’s side. Spying on tubbo, encouraging bad’s pranks, the kidnapping- i can’t call it a reliable dynamic, not with how paranoid bad is, even when he trusts, but there is still a feeling of understanding that, wherever pierre’s limits are for when he cant support bad (or genuinely turn against him), it hasnt been reached yet

aypierre, on the other hand, i dont know enough about to be absolutely sure but there are some Vibes. ironically, i think hes feeling like his relationships are unreliable. max was going to have their baby, and then he wasnt, and then he left him, then max fucking died. plus whatever is happening with him and ayrobot, which probably leaves him feeling like he cant rely on Himself. like he had, if not a little crush on bad, at least some Interest in him, before. as well as several islanders. i remember the days of the Bed Threat.

but thats part of it, too? because those flings didnt have that emotional connection, and i always got the sense that he started looking for that with maximus, to Love and Be Loved rather than pure lust. To care about someone, genuinely, and be cared about in return. but he didnt get that with the flings, and We know that max was using him, but i dont know if he did, but maybe he had a feeling about it and maybe he also had a feelinf about maximus’ feelings towards bad and maybe- there’s something about that? A little push of not-spite-not-projection onto bad.

because bad IS that reliability, right now. he’s a fucking gremlin. a bastard. a prankster silly guy. he trusts aypierre and aypierre trusts him and they dont share everything but so often, when it comes down to it, it is them against the world. them in the corner, caught, aypierre shouting about kissing as a cover for their crimes while bad runs giggling away from him.

have we considered: jean moreau having crushes on both kevin AND thea and being just the worst about it as he passes their notes back and forth anyway. they’re just like Man he’s a little more bitchy than usual. must be riko. meanwhile he’s just mad he has feelings

ANON DO YOU LIVE IN MY WALLS i was just talking about this i think jean and thea having a thinly veiled sexual tension-boosted rivalry is so fucking good. like it starts with this awareness that they're both into kevin and also have a very similar place in the ravens so obviously they're competitive as fuck with each other. and the longer it happens the more it's obvious it's all a very elaborate scheme to avoid admitting they have a Situation going on. i honest to god can see kevin suggesting that jean and thea hook up completely straight-faced and casual and they both are like HOW DARE YOU and SHUT UP KEVIN and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT but it plants that seed in their head. you understand. its there.

the boy is mine by brady if it ended in a threesome. do you get it.

jean: excuse me can i talk to you for a minute

thea: uh huh sure you know you look kind of familiar

jean: yeah you do too. but i just wanted to know do you know somebody named-? you know his name.

thea: oh yeah definitely i know his name. and i just want to let you know he's mine

(furious making out)

this bit from baghs’ lore is haunting me . a blackboard with all the francophones’ initals . were all of them originally island experiments that managed to escape like qbaghs?

I have started reading the vampire lestat and unfortunately he is my lil meow meow dumb bitch

also moroccan fathers will tell you to listen to french music to improve your french and it's fucking michel sardou again

okay i hope i’m not like crossing a line but i had an idea.

lactation kink but you’re the one lactating(?)

so one of the twst boys(idia or brahms tbh) finds out that if you suck on the nips long enough that you can start producing milk. so when they get stressed or before/during/after sex they will just silently look at you hoping you’ll read their minds and let them suck on the titties. or when in private they may just walk in pull your shirt up/down and have a nip in their mouth as a way to just relax.

could honestly be one of the quickest way for them to subdrop tbh.

again hope i’m not crossing any lines/boundaries

OOh we don't talk enough about the reader being the one lactating!!! I actually really love this, and ESPECIALLY love the idea of this with Idia or Brahms.. both have huge mommy kinks (this isn't an opinion btw. they told me. it's true), and if you held them in your arms and let them suck on your chest while you praised them.. they'd be so needy it'd hurt!! You said it, it'd totally send them into subspace!

And I love what you said about them walking up to you and sucking on your chest without asking. I can see Brahms doing that when he's in a bratty mood 💀

2005 French Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso (ft. Kimi Räikkönen & Michael Schumacher)(my personal post-race highlights)

+ bonus uh...whatever Michael's doing here

guys chuuya has been in fance for 2.5 years ☹️

read the sunshine court and have never been more impatient in needing a second book my god

i spent the entire day yesterday reading 80 chapters of jjk so I could be caught up with the leaks today on twt

my head hurts, but it was very much worth it!!

i have several thoughts about kenjaku (I am terribly down bad)

me having unfettered access to the voice of a frenchman meant this was inevitable

so ive accidentally stayed up WAY TOO FUCKIN LATE w my ethiopian KING - i went to take pics for this class & baked & we ran into each other on the stairwell & then we went to his place to drop his bags & for ciggys (where we grabbed LI & GOT HIM TO SMOKE TOO before he went upstairs again) & the 2 of us sent on a walk so i could take pics for this one clase & boy howdy did i learn SO much, also btw ethiopia is currently, still, in a civil war