Vlad, Toddler Danny and the Gotham Gala
Bruce saw the Bat signal outside and wanted to leave the Gala. He told Vlad Masters that he needed to go to the toilet.
Vlad Master glared at Bruce and said, "Daniel, come!"
A tiny black-haired toddler came walking to them. After Danny was hit by the GIW, his parents tried to save his life, and Vlad helped them. The only side effect was toddler Danny. But somehow, this made the relationship much better with his parents. So Uncle Vlad is now good?
Danny:" You know it's Danny!"
Vlad:" Daniel, Mr. Wayne fears he will get lost on his way to the toilet. So I want you to show him the way there and back."
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Tiny Danny led Mr. Wayne to his own bathroom. He wasn't sure if that was real, but Vlad and Mr. Luthor told him he wasn't the smartest. So he asked just to be sure.
Danny:" Are you really that way Uncle Vlad says it? I mean, he talks poop about many people."
Bruce Wayne, who knows it would be bad if people knew he faked it, didn't say anything.
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Danny now knew for once Vlad was right: Mr. Wayne was worse than his dad. So he took his hand... I mean finger and led him around the Gala in the Wayne Mansion.
"No fear, I won't let you get lost."
That was how the media and Gotham Elite were greeted by Bruce Wayne being led around by a toddler to not get lost.
"Wow, for once he didn't get lost in his own Mansion."
And it became a news article.
"Brucie Wayne didn't get lost in a gala!"
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playing ace attorney with a close friend - he knows my favorite character's name is franziska but that's all - and we had to pause during turnabout goodbyes before we both go home for break. now whenever we talk about the game together this is what my brain looks like
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Kieran experiences the worst high of his life
(original comic by punkitt-is-here)
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Headcanon that this is his pre-battle ritual
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