supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
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cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)
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These Barbie’s are changing the course of the entire narrative
They all believe their feelings weren’t returned 🫠
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Criteria to become a babygirl are as follows:
Be a middle aged man
Be mentally unstable
Be gay
Cry
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Modern queer shows are just like:
Choose route: mlm or wlw
WLW: *beep* cancelled! The nuances that we were building upon that would've started and era of modern philosophy will now never be revealed :)
MLM: uh oh! compulsory divorce arc you are now a child of divorce and trauma :)
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Do you ever think about how Supernatural is the story of how a capricious and cruel author/father/god, who imprisons and then permanently neutralises his feminine equal/sister and orchestrates everything in his little sandbox to watch brothers kill each other, has to burn down the multiverse to suppress the one thing he cannot control: the irrepressible queer love story of Cas and Dean?
I do. All the time.
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Good Omens have managed to wake up the spn, ofmd, wwdits and Hannibal fandom and I am so fucking here for it.
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QUARTERFINALS - MATCH 2
Propaganda Under The Cut:
GERARD WAY:
prettiest girl in the whole wide world
DEAN WINCHESTER:
i dont even have to explain this one do i
LILITH CLAWTHORNE:
ok she and eda are literally the most precious ever and yeah they are enemies for most of season one but they make up and lilith stops trying to capture her baby sister and instead takes on part of her curse and becomes the most aroace cool aunt historian bad girl of all time
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