#Dareth Did It
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The Ninjago Movie is so much Funner if you pretend it's an in-universe movie produced by Dareth
The sharks go "nom-nom-nom-nom-nom" ? Dareth cheaped out on sound effects
Ninjago is now by an idyllic beach instead of a treacherous desert ? Dareth though it'd be more "movie-like"
Sensei Wu is an annoying goofball ? It's literally canon that that's how Dareth sees him
"She's a girl AND a ninja ! Can't she really have it all ?" Classic Dareth misogyny
"ULtImATE ULTRA MeGA WEapoN" or whatever ? Darethhhhhh
The villain is a cat ? Like, a literal, actual, house cat ? Dareth thought it'd be funny
Misako was replaced by an ass-kicking MILF ??? You KNOW that was Dareth's idea
I could keep goin on and on. The entire movie works *perfectly* as Dareth's creation. Whenever something feels weird, out-of-place, silly, Dareth Did It is the answer
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OMG HOW DARE I NEVER POST THIS-
@rufwooff GRGRGRGRG WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM SO SILLY.
#AAAAAAAAAA HOW DARETH I!?#I’m sorry if they look bad :C#but look at the sillies :3#why did I almost cover the with drawing Raph ? idk#:3#RUFWOOFF STOP HAVING THESE SILLIES BEING SO SILLY BEFORE I EXPLODE#I’m sorry I didn’t draw a full mikey 😔#I have failed the froggeangelo#😔✨#Donnie is just…uh-…m l e p
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Happy April 1st here's the only rottmnt and ninjago crossover art I will ever do
Lou he is trying to get your make up done for the shoot PUT YOUR ROBE BACK ON
(Lou Jitsu and Dareth Ninjago just in case anyone is confused)
ID under the cut
[ID: A digital drawing of Lou Jitsu from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a younger version of Dareth from Ninjago. The two men are in the dressing room for a film set, being lit by the large bulbs displayed around the mirror. Lou Jitsu is sitting in the make-up chair with a thin light blue robe on. It is hanging off his right shoulder, showing off half his chest. Dareth is leaning over him, one arm propped on the chair, looking surprised. Lou Jitsu is holding onto Dareth's collar, pulling him closer. His eyes are fixed on Dareth's chest.]
#sibillasart#bare chest //#I am not putting this in the tags...#if it blows up it's doing it organic style#susi hcs that Dareth used to do make up for film#and it also would have been around the time Lou Jitsu was doing movies#so I was like lol what if Dareth did his make up and also they made out sloppy style#okay bye
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stuff from my ninjago pmd au... everyone else is coming as soon as i can figure out their designs. no fullbody bc i would perish i think
#ninjago#ninjago x pmd#kai jiang#nya jiang#lloyd garmadon#ninjago sora#ninjago arin#ninjago wyldfyre#<- they're very small here but i still think ab their designs#ALSO sora is hero and arin n wyldfyre are his partners. jordana is also in this au i did draw her she's just malnourished and is starving#im gonna post more for these and also maybe draw other side charas like dareth or villains#like rumi or the lesbians (citrus) together /p#they're actually a big thing in the au bc lloyd kai nya n rumi were an exploration team. and then the something happened :)#can you tell i love pmd#or very obsessed with the au#also if you didn't play any of the pmd games PLAY EXPLORERS OF SKY ITS SO GOOD AND THE AU IS BASED ON IT#LIKE HEAVILY#FUTURE POSTS WILL HAVE SPOILERS BTW
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i might just find macbeth on my bookshelf just to pull out the 'will all great neptune's ocean wash this blood clean of my hand' quote because james flint is in my head demanding it
#have a muse that will have you quoting shakespeare i dareth you#i have never felt more alive than when james compared himself to macbeth seeing banquo's ghost and his descent into madness#all knowing that there's also the neptune's ocean quote that is just entirely him#me and my baby#i wrote black sails actually did u know
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“One trophy, and this one isn’t fake?”
“Well no I was in first place for um, a hair styling competition.”
“....Hair styling competition?”
“It’s a ferocious battle to the top, Ronin. And even though it was years ago, I take that accomplishment very seriously.”
#ninjago#dareth#on the timeline of things he woudl be like. mid to late 20s in this one#GZ art#he got do to makeup stuff for the actors! :D its why he did such a good and qhick job with Nya in s4#quick*
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love how dareth is like barbie,,, hes done every job ever. weather they were done well or not or if they were a cover for a fraud thing or something illegal or whatever is irrelevant he did them
#lego ninjago#ninjago dareth#dareth ninjago#ninjago#no qualifications king hes winging life and its jussttttt working#bartender ninja marital-arts teacher. regular teacher lawyer amature news reporter assistant savior of the world etc etc#(<-actually that second to last one might be a lie i dont remember if he did that or not)
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Don't look at me im fufkinfh inconsolable
#DID YOU KNOW LEGOS CAN BE QUEER? FUCK EVERYTHING.#ninjago#ninjago spoilers#crystalized spoilers#n16 spoilers#kai smith#kai ninjago#dareth ninjago#sally ninjago#zane julien#i almost started bawlinh as hard as i did at the ep itself. god im so normal#my art#splash draws#also the other ninja are gay too dont fucking worry . its just these guys were with her.
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yeah hi so I would like to say that in my opinion the perfect ending for Skybound wouldn't be Jay and Nya kissing. It wouldn't be them getting married 50 fan seasons later. It wouldn't be the time reversal or the lack of time reversal.
You guys are SLEEPING on the ideal version for Skybound and that is the ninja firing Dareth, and Nya standing up for herself. Literally. Nya walks up to him and it's just a badass "YOU KNOW WHAT HOW ABOUT NO" and launches into a rant about all the ways he's being unfair/mistreating the ninja (and Nya!!) and then after that they all just fire him on the spot, then they get a super kind and supportive new agent who is so much better than Dareth. Bonus points if they also hook them up with a therapist.
#ninjago#ninjago nya#ninjago thoughts#What do you mean it didn't happen#It totally did#My grandma who works at LEGO told me it did#/j#I want dareth fired#Because I would like to yell at him through the screen but I can't#Somebody tell me they feel the same way when watching Skybound#Please#It's not even just Nya#He just gives me the vibe of one of those agents that's just prioritized with money and fame no matter how toxic#Just to a lesser extent#You get me right?#Cookie’s thoughts
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4 is Susan!
Dareth is very happy putting his makeup skills to use in helping Susan feel even prettier in her new dress
(He's just turned her around to look in the mirror)
#ninjago#ninjago dareth#ninjago ocs#susan o'malley#my art#asks#for a bit of context susan is a trans woman who did not realise this until like her 40s#her ex. dennis' other mum. was.... not too nice about it#dareth is full of so so much confidence its infectious and their relationship is really good and healing for her#im very emotional about them
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Finally watched season 6 of Ninjago after dipping on the first episode when it aired and honestly it was super super good. The past 2-3 seasons before that had really pissed me off at a lot of points and it felt like the first episode was kind of annoying me too (largely just like, almost everything with Nya, Jay, and/or Cole was annoying to me even after the stupid love triangle nonsense which sucked cause they were my favorite characters)... I also heard that the entire season sort of retconned itself at the end which had me feeling like it would be a waste to watch the past few years but honestly it felt really satisfying when it got to it??
Will probably be finishing the series as I do need something to watch and it WAS one of my favorite shows even when I was annoyed with it.
#i also did not like ronin or dareth and was still kind of annoyed about Lloyd in a general sense#but honestly my gripes with Lloyd were never really his fault and I do actually enjoy him as a character these days#I think it was just me holding like a small grudge towards him after he was the Green Ninja and not Nya lmao#listen I was a kid when that happened and it was enough to make me not like him back then I'm sure I wouldn't care if I watched it fresh no#NOT rewatching it tho honestly the first half of season 6 was giving me similar annoyances but the second half REALLY picked up#was loving all character interactions again the plot was cool and it was incredibly fun
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Dareth minifigs are like thirty dollars online :(
#it’s not awful but like I cannot drop thirty bucks on Dareth#sucks too bc he was only in like Three Sets and in only two of those sets he did not suck#I don't even care man I just want Dareth
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Jason, out of nowhere: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Tim, sleep-deprived and very shocked out of his brains: WhEreE dId YoU cOmE fRoM?!?!
Damian whipping his katana out: Who dareth creepeth up on me?
#jason#jason todd#jason wayne#jason todd wayne#red hood jason todd#jason being jason#batfam#batfamily#bat family#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim#tim drake#tim wayne#tim without coffee#tim drake robin#tim drake wayne#damian#damian wayne#damian robin#robin damian#damian being damian#damian is scary#damian is mad
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Don't know how I never noticed this. When Dareth is talking about the woes of running the karaoke bar and how much he misses the 'glory days' of fighting with the ninja in season 8, he holds up a picture of the season 2 opening credits with his own picture taped onto the side to pretend like he was part of the team.
This is both:
Hilarious, and absolutely something he would do.
Confusing, and raises some questions about how he got that picture. Are the opening credits a canonical photo shoot that the ninja did at one point, or is Dareth an ultra powerful being both aware of his own existence in a TV show, and able to reach outside it?
#dareth is the real green ninja#he was the chosen one this whole time#ninjago#dareth#sons of garmadon#ns8
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Saw requests are open and silly me is dropping innn
Kai x reader who is a gymnast and wu is like;"lowkey you should teach them how to do flexible maneuvers so they dont get slashed and diced in combat" and so basically fluff of reader laughing and teaching her unflexible bf and co gymasticism? (Not sure if that's a word)
Tumbles (Kai x reader)
Note: Hi! Thank you so much for the request, I had so much fun writing this and I hope I did your idea justice!
Summary: Sensei Wu suggests you teach the Ninja some yoga manoeuvres to help build their flexibility and, as a gymnastics specialist, you thought it would be a piece of cake.
Words: Approx. 1k
Requested: Yes.
Warnings: None
Relationship: Kai, established
Timeline: Before Lloyd grew up (Season 2)
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You and Kai had planned to go on a date tonight. Currently, he was training at the Dojo and you were on your way to pick him up. You didn’t swing by that often but it was nice to see Dareth and whenever you did stop by, he always managed to improve his trophy collection by an impressive amount which you found hilarious.
A small bell rang above your head as you entered the Dojo and you gave Dareth a small wave as you pushed past the beaded doorway and into the training room. The sounds of the grunts and “heeyaws” that echoed through the small Dojo brought a smile to your face.
You put down your bag by the door and stood by Sensei Wu to watch the rest of the sparring match, giving the Sensei a small nod as you entered. Kai was in the middle of his match with Cole when he spotted you. You gave him a cheeky wave and blew him a kiss and just as he was about to respond Cole decked him in the face.
“Oh crap! Sorry dude.” Cole apologised immediately, kneeling down to help him up. Your eyes widened and you rushed over to Kai. Trying to comfort him, you put your hand on his back and gave him a gentle pat, although it didn’t exactly seem genuine as you stifled a laugh.
“Babe- are you– hah- okay?” A small red splotch started to form on his cheek but he played it off as if he didn’t seem phased. He pat Cole on the shoulder and brushed it off. Despite his best efforts, you could tell he was trying to suppress his pain and you knew it was to try and look tough in front of you. You’ve told him many times before that stuff like that didn’t matter to you, but it still made you feel special knowing he wanted to look his best.
“Perhaps a lesson in evasion will do you good?” Sensei Wu suggested with a small hint of amusement etched into his words. You laughed and helped Kai over to a bench. He playfully rolled his eyes as he sat down and leant back against the wall.
“I was just distracted.” Kai mumbled, gently elbowing you as you sat beside him, your arm sitting nicely around his waist. Cole chuckled and began to pack his equipment into his bag.
“I don’t know… maybe you should stop by my gymnastics class once in a while.” You teased as you playfully nudged him back. “You might be able to learn a thing or two”.
Kai groaned and leant his head against your shoulder, rubbing his cheek with the back of his hand as he gave you a playful glare.
“Gymnastics?” Cole asked as he looked up from his bag. You glanced over to him and nodded with a smile. “Y’know… maybe we could learn a thing or two from you.” Cole suggested and looked over to Sensei Wu. The Sensei only tilted his head towards you in a way that silently asked: ‘are you up for it?’
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A few weeks later you found yourself back in Dareth’s Dojo, however, this time you weren’t just picking up Kai. In fact, you were teaching him and his friends. You had agreed to help the Ninja improve their flexibility and reflexes by guiding them through some yoga poses and stretches. You had originally thought it wouldn’t be too difficult, I mean, they’re Ninja, they couldn't be too terrible… right?
Wrong.
“Is this it?” Jay asks as his neck cranes to look at you over his shoulder. His arms are all over the place and he tripped over his feet a good few times trying to get there but he managed a pretty decent Humble Flamingo pose. (https://www.pocketyoga.com/pose/FlamingoHumble)
You nod hesitantly as you approach him, watching as his eyes follow you when you tilt your head in an unsure manner. “Yeah… uhm the only thing is..” You trail off and carefully move one of his feet off of the ground.
“Wait-what?” Jay exclaims before unceremoniously falling over and onto his back, hitting the mat with a harsh thud. You wince and scrunch up your nose at the unpleasant sound as Jay groans, rubbing his sore head. You laugh softly and offer him a hand to which he swats away with a frustrated groan, laying back down on the floor with a huff.
Lloyd, who is sitting beside Sensei Wu on the sidelines, cackles. He had been lucky enough to get out of the gymnastics training today and was finding the whole thing hilarious. Throughout the whole session so far, his wheezing and muffled laughs echoed in the background as the ninja fell over again and again. After the first few falls he had stopped trying to hide his laughter and openly joked about their lack of coordination to his uncle.
Cole groans as he falls over after snickering at Jay. He lays flat on his stomach, grumbling with his face mushed into the mat. You smile and shake your head at him. You had to admit, it was amusing.
Kai laughed too, but he wasn’t doing much better. He was probably the least flexible out of all of them, barely making it this far into the lesson without receiving a fair few bruises. And despite your extra help he still managed to be the first to drop. He never complained though, which was surprising. Although, every now and then, you did see moments of frustration flash through his eyes. You snorted every time.
“I don’t understand your struggle, Jay. It isn’t a hard manoeuvre.” Zane comments, his metallic limbs allowing him to quite easily copy the poses you had shown the group. It wasn’t a surprise he was the best, still, a few particular moves had caused his joints to squeak.
“Yeah? Well, you’re a nindroid, Zane- Not all of us can just have robotic joints!” Jay huffs and sat up, looking to you for defence. You gave him a playful grin in return before wandering over to Kai.
You clasp your hands together, deciding it was time to move on. “Alright… maybe we should try something easier.” You mumble, tapping your chin. You look at Kai who smiles at you, giving you a reassuring nod.
“Finally!” Jay dramatically threw his hands in the air before standing up, cracking his back slightly as he stretched. “Ow..” He mumbles as he rubs his bruised hip.
Kai’s head whips around to Jay. He playfully elbows him, starting a minor squabble between the two. “You’re just mad you suck”
“You’re worse than me!” Jay pokes out his tongue, tackling Kai onto the sparring mat.
“Am not”
“Am too!
Sensei Wu sighs and a small, amused smile plays on his lips. Lloyd continues to laugh, his stomach starting to hurt at this point. He was practically rolling on the ground gasping for air. His laughing soon stopped however, as Cole stood, arms crossed, in front of him, casting a looming shadow across the kid.
Lloyd gulps and scrambles to his feet as quickly as he could and bolts to the door. Unfortunately for him Nya had just walked in with a plate full of fruit, blocking his escape. Lloyd groans. Nya gave him an odd look but still let him hide behind her as Cole approached, now very distracted by the food. “Why don’t you take a break?” She suggests, catching everyone’s attention and offering them her much appreciated fruit platter.
You nod and wave your hand, dismissing the session for now and smiling proudly as you watch them all scramble to get a bite to eat. Your smile grew as you felt a warm set of hands curl around your waist as Kai rests his head on your shoulder. His natural body heat never ceased to calm your nerves.
“You’re doing great.” He whispers, pressing a gentle kiss to your cheek. You lean back into his embrace and sigh softly, closing your eyes for a moment.
“Are you sure? Jay seems pretty annoyed…” Your eyes flit to the blue Ninja who, now, seems to be enjoying himself as he talks to Nya. You watch as he fumbles and drops his watermelon slice onto the floor and rubs his neck sheepishly.
“He’s having fun, I promise.” Kai reassures you, giving you another tight squeeze before letting you go, though one of his hands stays wrapped around your waist as he encourages you to talk with the others.
#kai smith x reader#kai smith#nya smith#jay walker#cole brookstone#zane julien#sensei wu#lloyd garmadon#lego ninjago#ninjago x reader#fluff#ninjago dareth#dareth
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((Dareth playlist songs in no order. not all of the songs but the only ones I can think of right now, haha.
'Running in the Family' - Level 42
'Sussudio' - Phil Collins
'boys don't cry' - The Cure
'There Is a Light That Never Goes Out' - The Smiths
'Freedom' - WHAM!
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#The hair dresser piece I did was supposed to be linked back to the song 'Sussudio' but I didnt in favor of the convo caption#A lot of WHAM songs I associate with him in his younger years but only specifically for Black Vinyl.#mun rambles#theres one that I am trying to think of for Dareth in S9 but It has escaped me.
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