#DAMMIT GARY!
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Number one rule, Gary. Never expose a woman's secret stash of food.....
Gary is my Engineer OC, instead of wearing those Engineer suit. He wore an agent suit with bulletproof vest.
His personality is more of a goody two shoes, straightforward and sometimes dense. He would blurt out something that he wasn't suppose or suppose to say.
AAHW even question, how did this guy work here???
The reason why he always got blame for everything, "Dammit Gary", "It must be Gary", "It was Gary" quote.
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Hello!
Here's my silly artwork I do COD stuff now :3
#cod mw2#09 ghost#simon ghost riley#mw2 2009#gary roach sanderson#roach cod#ghost cod#call of duty modern warfare#god dammit kris where are we its been 6 months
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I love your mimic Steve, like my brain stays awake just rotating it in my brain that's how good
I DO HAVE MORE MIMIC STEVE but alas he's on the backburner lol.
Once the BB is over and Cousin Gareth's final fourth piece is posted Mimic Steve will come back into rotation (I say....staring at Illustrated's massive and still unpublished fifth chapter) thought I will leave you with a bit that got rejected from the first round:
"I can do something here that can help us. But I need you to let me do it." Steve said, and it took everything he had to keep his voice steady.
"You're afraid." El identified. "Of me. You are afraid of me, because of what I am."
"Not what you are, El." Steve corrected softly. "Because of what I am. And what you were trained to do, to things like me."
El frowned hard at that, and Steve doesn't want to clue her in, lest her instincts get the better of her.
He doesn't exactly have a choice though, because it's either speak now or forever hold his peace, the latter of which could very well end with all of them six feet under ground
“I need you to think of all the things I have done for you and for the party and I need you to let me live long enough to be a distraction." He started. You can kill me after, Eleven, but let me try and save everyone first."
"No one is killing any one." Hopper snarled.
"I can't stop her anymore than you can, Hop." Steve said, shaking.
Then he raised his arm and let his ability flit to the surface, rolling along his arm in a show of his power.
He knows El understood when her eyes shoot to the size of dinner plates, her body instinctively jerking to get away.
She has more control than he does, because she manages to remain in place. He on the other hand, found himself several inches away from her.
"Steve is a monster." She whispered, as if unable to believe it.
Given the looks he's getting from the rest of the party, Steve doesn't think anyone else believes it either.
But they will.
#mimic steve#I sadly have too many fics goin lol#I tend to have ideas and then die in the middle of them its very annoying#current list goes#BB fic#Cousin Gary#Adopt a Jock is even with Beat to Shit Steve Harrington/ Small Town Rumors on grounds that theyre next chapters are at similar spots#illustrated is.....somewhere in there LOL#and then I have a few oneshots that I refuse to release uncomplete#THEY WILL BE COMPLETE DAMMIT#but also ty#seriously#Im so glad people liked mimic steve
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Just like this blog, barlowen isn’t dead :)
#mark Owen#gary barlow#instagram#they must be in LA#which takes me back to Progress#this gives me real LBDS vibes#barlowen#yo the barlowen tag is alive dammit
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pretty, uh, you know, normal pattern weights
#this entire top has become. like. the epitome of sin#but the type of sin that causes moral panic while being not really harmful#if this makes no sense i mean celebrating Gary rights. midriff. knife. face cards#gay rights dammit#can't believe i have to teach my phone the word gay
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Mark Addy
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5′ 11½″ (1.82 m)
Mark Ian Addy (born 14 January 1964) is an English actor. His roles in British television include Detective Constable Gary Boyle in the sitcom The Thin Blue Line, Andy Richmond in Trollied, and Hercules in the fantasy drama series Atlantis. He made his film debut as Dave Horsefall in The Full Monty, earning a nomination for the BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role. Other notable roles include Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Bill Miller in the CBS sitcom Still Standing and King Robert Baratheon in the HBO fantasy series Game of Thrones.
Weird how I noticed him back when I first saw The Full Monty, but he never did anything for me. Now that he’s older, I can fully enjoy lusting after him. I guess he’s one of those guys that gets hotter with age. Can wait to see him 10 years from now.
Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be straight. Dammit. He's married and together they have three children. Anyway, he may be straight, but he does look every inch a big fuckable bear.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Atlantis (2013) - Shirtless
Game of Thrones (2011) - Shirtless
The Full Monty (1997) - Shirtless
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Body swap diaries: PETER’s CYOC
After months of training and studying, I stood there proudly with fellow agents and superiors in the lower levels of Area 51 awaiting for my first mission as a full fledge secret service agent. It was a grueling time to the point that out of 50 candidates, only 3 of us actually made it.
We hear a gruff raspy voice from the intercom. “Welcome new agents and congratulations. You all are now officially part of the secret service which; as you all know, deals with more covert missions regarding this country. So please meet up with your superiors to discuss your first mission.”
All of the agents dispersed and so did I, and made it to Mr. Carlson’s office. I open the door and see a half naked man with curly hair frantically trying to put his clothes on.
“Ahh dammit looks like i forgot to close that damn door again. Lock it for me will you Peter.” I locked the door behind and sat at one of the office chairs trying not to look and stare at my supervisor’s body. “Hahaha come on now Peter, don’t be so shy. This isn’t the first you’ve seen me in another body.” He was right, but the usual bodies he’s in are the bigger hairy daddy types.
“So i guess you took my advice huh”
“ yeah. Went with someone younger and chose this guy named Jon to take for my time off. Gotta say its a different feeling.” He flexes his arms.
“You look great sir”
“Hahaha thanks Peter. Now since you were the highest achieving agent we have, i decided to assign you as a personal guard for a past president. As may know, any two term US president that finishes their service gets assigned a lifetime agent to help with safety and security, and they are also enrolled with the ‘reincarnation program’ which…
“Gives the ex president and their partner, a choice to have their consciousness transferred to another person’s body.”
“Very good Peter!” He claps his hands “now of course they can opt out of it if they choose to, but we at least wanna give them a taste of it and see if its for them.”
“Isnt it too early for Mr Obama to be in this program?”
“Yes you’re right which is why I’m assigning you to George W bush.”
“Wait isnt there someone already assigned to Mr. Bush?”
“There was, but we are reassigning Gary to a much more… lets just covert mission.” I just nod my head knowing exactly what he means.
“Now Mr Bush has been living in his current body Bruno for almost a year in Brazil.”
“How about the real Bruno.”
“He’s living life as Mr. Bush. We programmed him to practically BE George Bush… memories and all” i nod my head. “ now Mr Bush has been alerted of the change in staff but I would like you to travel to Brazil and introduce yourself”
“No problem sir. Will do”
“I also gave the guys at the lab the Ok to swap you with someone else for this mission, of course you don’t have to.”
I thought about it for a short while and decided to swap. “ Thank you sir. I will go right now.”
“Sounds good. Here is a catalog of the guys that are available.”
I look over it and saw Jon’s body with the amount of $10,000 right by his name. “Damn! I cant believe this kid is getting paid $10,000 to swap bodies with an agent” i thought to myself.
“now if you’ll excuse me. I think its officially time for me to start my Time off.”
“Have fun sir and Ill see you when you get back.”
I leave his office and made my way towards the all the while looking at the catalog.
“Hey Peter!” I waved at Vinh “ Mr Carlson told me all about your mission. So have you thought about which body you want.”
I looked over the catalog one last time…. “This one” I said
(Which of these guys should Peter switch with. From top to bottom: Joey, Christian, Larry, Leon).
#male body swap#body swap diaries#body switch#body swap#bruno moraes cunha#joey swoll#christian deguzman#larry gao#leon yaki#jon skywalker
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Come back for me CH.2
A fic idea sent by an anon who I love ever much <3
Lost work count
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Canon-Typical Violence, Violence, Blood, Blood and Injury, Blood and Violence, Mild Blood, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Age Regression Little Simon "Ghost" Riley, Age Regression Caregiver John "Soap" MacTavish, Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, rewritten ending of 09, Age Regression/De-Aging, pet regression pet regression pup Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Little Space, Age Regression, Caregiver John Price (Call of Duty), Shepherd is the worst, Gun Violence, Face Slapping, Mocking, Men Crying, Crying, Gaz is dead already remember, i didnt forget him, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
They'd been without contact for hours.
Ghost and Roach were too far to drive to find them. Now it was Price and Mactavish.
And dammit if they were going to let Shepherd kill them. They were the captains’ boys. It would be a death sentence.
So as the call screen loaded, their hearts were in their chests. Then there they were.
Their boys, but in worse condition then they were left off.
Wounds littering Roach's body. A slash across Ghost's thigh, and other minimal cuts. But Ghost was crying. Even with the shitty quality of their video, Soap could see it clearly.
Maskless Ghost was somehow more terrifying than his wounds. It wasn't by his own volition, Mactavish knew that. A sick taste was quick to appear in his mouth.
“Simon! Roach!?”
“Shepherd.”
The both of them spoke in unison. Worry to Soap's voice, while Price was angry about their new target. Shepherd put a target on his head from just being near the boys like this.
The scene was troubling.
Shepherd stood to the side, while Roach and Ghost were on their knees next to each other. Roach uses his weak body to shield part of Simon's.
Johnny’s eyes burned with anger, but didn't unleash it.
The way Simon took the protection from Roach, and had begun to curl in on himself said all he needed to know. His boy was too small to see extra anger.
“You'll see them again if you cooperate.” Shepherd demanded. To emphasize this point, he grabbed Simon by the hair on the side of his head. Pulling and tugging him with it.
“No- no-” Simon was quick to cry out as he was jerked to the side. His eyes squeezed.
“Shut up.” Shepherd hissed and pushed him back to how he was sitting before.
Simon choked back a cry, hiding his face behind Roach's head.
“Get yer filthy fookin’ hands off him!” Mactavish shouted to the screen, his hands shaking from their place on the table as he leaned forward.
There was no attempt of anything from Price. He looked almost proud that Soap was taking care of the boys, and Shepherd. He was capable and hardly held back, Price admired that about him.
“‘friad I can't, captain. I need you two to stop your chase. You're not getting Makarov. It's not in the cards.” Because Shepherd wanted him like a greedy bastard.
“I ahm not yer goddamn dog, Shepherd, ye can't take us off the bloody mission!” Mactavish hissed.
“Well it seems we have a dog here, maybe I'll just have to train him to get you first.”
Roach.
Soap's eyes widened a split second. Oh god, not the two of them regressing. Getting them back safe would be a nightmare without a single clear head.
And speaking of dog… Roach growled and barked up at Shepherd. As if he was trying to prove his strength.
“Down, Roach! Don't fight him.” Price stepped in, finally.
Surprisingly, Roach listened. His focus went to Simon instead. Simon who was fighting off sobs.
“See you've trained him already. It should be easy enough to fix his priorities then. Shepherd threatened.
“Don't you fookin' dare.” Johnny glared. Even though he'd never say Roach was his pup, he still would defend him at every turn.
“I won't, as long as you give up on Makarov.”
Negotiation was one of the few things Soap couldn't stand to deal with when it was with people like this. Assholes who just didn't back down.
“B-bubba…” Simon wearily muttered, his head picked up slightly to see him.
Johnny's heart caught in his chest. Tears glossing over his own eyes. His boy, he needed to save him.
“Deal.” Price seemed to speak for him.
With their boys at risk, it was a no brainer. A deal would save both boys' lives. Even if it gave up their target.
“Perfect.” Shepherd smirked.
That sick grin, Soap wished he could smack it off his face.
“You'll see them at base then.”
That was so far. Too far and he didn't want to wait. Thank god Nikolai was close with their plane.
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#cod#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#soapghost#09 ghost#09 soapghost#age regression#cod age regression#cod agere
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I have compiled a list of musical theatre duets that Hadley Fraser and Ramin Karimloo NEED to sing at some point. Some are silly and some are genuine but I haven’t organised them.
• Take Me Or Leave Me - Rent (Hadley as Joanne, Ramin as Maureen)
• Agony - Into The Woods (Ramin as Rapunzel’s prince, Hadley as Prince Charming)
• All I Ask Of You - Phantom of the Opera (Ramin as Raoul, Hadley as Christine)
• Beneath A Moonless Sky - Love Never Dies (Ramin as the Phantom, Hadley as Christine)
• Meet The Plastics - Mean Girls (Ramin as Regina, Hadley as Karen, and special guest appearance from Sierra Boggess as Gretchen)
• Dead Gay Son - Heathers (Ramin as Ram’s Dad, Hadley as Kurt’s dad)
• Devil Take The Hindmost - Love Never Dies (Hadley as Raoul, Ramin as the Phantom)
• Dammit Janet - Rocky Horror Picture Show (Ramin as Brad, Hadley as Janet)
• Feed Me - Little Shop Of Horrors (Hadley as Seymour, Ramin as Audrey II)
• Summer Nights - Grease (Ramin as Danny, Hadley as Sandy)
• You’re Nothing Without Me - City of Angels (Hadley as Stine, Ramin as Stone)
• Man Or Muppet - the Muppet Movie (Ramin as Walter, Hadley as Gary)
• Suddenly Seymour - Little Shop Of Horrors (Hadley as Seymour, Ramin as Audrey)
• A Boy Like That/I Have A Love - West Side Story (Ramin as Anita, Hadley as Maria)
Please add more to the list if you think of any more
#hadley fraser#ramin karimloo#ramley#yes this is me acting weirdly because I didn’t get to go and see the reunion concert this year#reunion?#no#the from the rehearsal room thing
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@belovedstars for rita!
"Dammit, Rita." Bandaged hands cover a bandaged face as, if the pain in his voice is any indication, he tries to keep himself under control. His time of self loathing has been deteriorating steeply. "You know. When Dex went down, when they all looked up at me like that...God, I think I understood how Gary must have felt when he--" that sentence isn't finished, and he swallows thickly. "Shit."
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dinner with the in-laws
i wanted to introduce the polyspace trio somehow! I imagine that avocato and quinn would be the really protective type of parents that don't like ANYONE their daughter dates, while gary just wants to have a nice damn dinner dammit
#solash au#selfshipnet#self ship#self shipping#ash graven#final space#avocato#quinn ergon#gary goodspeed#☀️🌙 | solash
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Hey mr. Gary!!!!!!!
What does "blowjob" mean?????
Azaull won't let me sligoogle it so i thought I'd ask you!!!!!
-@sammich-dammit
...Nope. Not dealing with that. Sorry, Jesse.
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Love That Sponge
by tragicclownwrites
Spongebob kindly arranges a “practice date” for him and Squidward when the latter has a chance encounter that lands him an actual date. The practice session inevitably goes wrong, but not for the reasons either of them expected.
Or a slightly alternate ending to “Love That Squid” in which Spongebob manages to convince Squidward to finish their practice date, and how one final tenet changed everything.
Words: 11.2K, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Fandom: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, F/M
Characters: Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants, Squilvia (SpongeBob), Patrick Star, Gary the Snail (SpongeBob)
Relationships: SpongeBob SquarePants x Squidward Tentacles, Squilvia x Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants & Patrick Star
Additional Tags: First Dates, First Kiss, Romance, Fix-It of Sorts, Alternate Ending, Based on a SpongeBob SquarePants Episode, Feelings Realization, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, it's mutual dammit, Light Angst, Love at First Sight, or love at first kiss, Denial of Feelings, Acceptance
#squidbob#spongebob#squidward#sbsp#spongebob squarepants#squilvia#tragic clown actually writes#writing#fanfic#two shot#squidward tentacles#“little yellow book” is next at some point 👀#that one actually NEEDS a fix-it
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Hey there! I was wondering if you had any sfw/nsfw headcanons for 21 and a transmasc reader? (And thanks for running this blog! This fandom is smaller than what I’m used to so it’s awesome that I can count on new content from ya!)
You're So Welcome! Yes, The Venture Bros Fandom Is A Small, But Thriving Community, But We Thrive Together, Y'know? Thank You So Much For Checking Out My Little Blog!! 😭
I Apologize In Advance If These Don't Seem Up To Par, Gender Is Something I Struggle Writing With. Hopefully, These Are Fine. I Tried To Be As Relatable As Possible. Then Again, If Something's Not Right, Let Me Know! I'll Be More Than Happy To Change Things!
Warnings (Just In Case): Mentions Of Dysphoria, Gender Talk
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✦ He might not understand fully, but dammit, he's going to learn. You'll need to explain everything in detail so he can be the best boyfriend he wants to be. He can get a little confused at times, but he's got the spirit!
✦ Binder breaks! He expects you to take breaks between each wear. He knows that it can be difficult, but he doesn't want you to hurt yourself for wearing it for so long. He'll even do some stretches with you during breaks. And if you don't have a binder and/or would like one, he will research one for you and buy one!
✦ He's a great listener. Whatever problem you may have, he's there to help you talk it out.
✦ Dysphoria sucks. Sometimes, you get so uncomfortable in your own body because it doesn't match the way you perceive your gender. Which, in turn, makes you so anxious about how other people would perceive you. But Gary will always be there to remind you of how perfect you are because no matter what, you are experiencing you. And that in itself is a glorious thing.
✦ He loves you with every breath of his being. He wouldn't know what to do with himself if you were hurting. He's just so...augh! He loves every part of you so dearly and he hopes that you can see yourself the way he sees you: absolute perfection.
☆ 18+ Activities, DNI If You Are Uncomfortable With Suggestive/Sexual Themes And Content
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✦ Before ANYTHING goes down, you need to express your boundaries and what all you're comfortable with. Don't worry, he's patient and he's respectful.
✦ He would prefer if you would walk him through what you want to do. Do you just want to suck him off? Should he put his finger(s) here? You tell him, he'll do it. Or, he'll let you do it. Whatever plan you want to go through, he'll be down for it. He puts your needs before his.
✦ Again, if you are feeling dysphoric about something, he will stop what he's doing and immediately comfort you. He'll praise you on how well you did and how much of a big step you took.
✦ If there are certain words you prefer to use to describe your body, he'll use them. Boy pussy, boy cunt, junk. Whatever! He does what he can so you can have a good experience during it all. If you use toys and you want the same for those, no problem! It's all about what you want/need. He's just there to help you have a good time (;
✦ If you are repulsed by the idea of sex, that is totally fine with him! Just know that he's not only with you for pleasure. He wants you to be the best you can be.
#♡#⚠️🔞#the venture brothers#the venture bros#venture bros#venture bros x reader#gary fischer#gary fischer x reader#henchman 21#henchman 21 x reader#headcanons#request
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It's a totally random ask, I just checked the time and thought you're probably in the hospital rn, and then I realised it's been a while since you updated us on pretty nurses situation 💅🏼
(anyone cuter than Vidya perhaps? 👀)
🩺Aria's Top Ten Nurses 🏥
because sitting in the hospital for hours on end is boring so we make dumb little lists to pass the time which you absolutely do not have to read lol
(cw: theres a photo of an IV line in my arm under the cut)
#10 - Gary (vascular access technician)
ultimate gruff old dad. excellent banter. always tells me to keep out of trouble when he's done setting my lines. finger guns for days. he's only coming in 10th bc he tried to convince me to get a permanent line fitted and the concept of that terrifies me (hence why i have instead opted for over a hundred individual injections to date)
#9 - Cincy (chemo ward nurse)
incredibly soft spoken. shy to the point of painful. apologises for everything. she was there on the day of the pincushion tally high score, and even though my veins have recovered a lot since then, she always has a look of fear in her eyes when she goes to set my lines. I'm sorry Cincy, please stop being so scared of me.
#8 - Olivia (chemo ward nurse)
peak tsundere ice queen. super pretty. magically long black hair. has never smiled in her life. pretty sure she secretly enjoys inflicting pain on people, because she always sets the cannula in my cephalic vein (beneath the thumb on the side of the wrist) to "give my dorsal arch veins some time to recover" and HOLY FUCK THEY HURT. one time she laughed* at one of my jokes and it was the best day of my life.
*it was a begrudging huff of air through her nose and then she rolled her eyes, but it counts dammit.
#7 - Claire (clinic nurse)
tiny Irish lady. always got too much on her plate. why does she run everywhere. always makes me giggle when she does my obs and pre-checks bc my meds sound funny when you say them with an Irish accent. Claire please sit down for like 10 minutes, i beg, you're making me tired.
#6 - Kelly (chemo ward nurse)
only been my nurse once or twice, but i do remember that one time she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she started choking and had to excuse herself, and the resultant ego boost has shot her up to place #6 on this list
#5 - Warren (vascular access technician)
OMFG Warren you pretty motherfucker. why are so many of these nurses in their late twenties/early thirties and ludicrously hot? this guy looked at me with his big brown eyes and soothing voice, held my hand while he applied some anaesthetic and told me "that's it, good, you're doing so well love". Warren how do you expect me not to fall in love with you??? that is EXACTLY how Vidya got me
#4 - Jax (chemo ward nurse)
i met them on their first day in the chemo ward. they were just supposed to be observing that day -- unfortunately what they observed was the pincushion tally high score. Sorry Jax.
(i.e. they witnessed Cincy and Farah puncturing the ever loving fuck out of my every available vein, failing to set line after line, apologising to me profusely over the course of like half an hour, and then the vascular access team coming in to rescue us all and set my line via ultrasound instead.)
that was a fun one lol.
#3 - Vidya (chemo ward nurse)
the one, the only, my actual wife!!!! 💖🌈 im half convinced she was the product of a fever dream, because one: how is this woman both fucking gorgeous and SO sweet and caring? and two: her shifts have changed and i barely see her these days. Come back Vidya i miss you 😭😭😭
#2 - Farah (chemo ward nurse)
another super pretty nurse! was delighted when i told her tumblr was still a thing. unironically says "slay" and "omg yass!". compliments my outfits without fail every time i go in for treatments. got extremely excited the first time she set a canula in one go after the pincushion tally high score debacle, and then told me "damn girl, you traumatised me that day" lol. Sorry Farah
#1 - Tori (chemo ward nurse)
Tori is my BRO. our banter game is excellent. (she's also super pretty lol). always tells me when there is good shit in the fridge. been my nurse so often that she just feels like a pal. sneaks into the admin office to make sure my appointments are at lunchtime or later (instead of like 8am) whenever she can. once told me it was her opinion as a medical professional that i should treat myself to bubble tea and ice cream.
Congrats Tori, you win the nurse rankings and my entire heart forever!! 💖💖💖
(but so does Vidya bc I am a fucking simp for that woman lbr)
#aria pincushion tally:#106#tldr:#Vidya super hot#but Olivia Warren Farah and Tori are all really pretty too#i flirt with them for self care lol#also i am so touched that you remember when my treatments are 🥺#why are you the sweetest ever#this is the dumbest list i have ever made lmao
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insert that scene from spongebob
“gary you’re gonna eat your desert and you’re gonna like it”
with anon to spamton as anon tries to offer care and support to spamton
LMAO he would be so stubborn abt it. He's a grown man god dammit!! /lh
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