Chris Dodd
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5′9½″ (1.77 m)
Christopher John Dodd (born May 27, 1944-) is an American lobbyist, lawyer, and Democratic Party politician who served as a United States senator from Connecticut from 1981 to 2011. The the longest-serving senator in Connecticut's history, Dodd served as Chairman of the Senate Banking Committee from 2007 until his retirement from politics. In 2006, Dodd ran for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States, but eventually withdrew after running behind several competitors. Dodd then served as chairman and chief lobbyist for MPAA from 2011 to 2017. In 2018, Dodd returned to the practice of law, joining the firm Arnold & Porter.
The handsome, silver-haired Connecticut native and a graduate of Georgetown Preparatory School in Bethesda, Maryland, and Providence College. He served in the Peace Corps for two years prior to entering the University of Louisville School of Law, and during law school concurrently served in the United States Army Reserve before running for office.
Twice married, first in 1970 to 1982. Afterwards, he dated at different times Bianca Jagger and Carrie Fisher, among others. Wait.. he banged Princess Leia? Respect. Apparently, he was Ted Kennedy's wingman too. Now you know Dodd must have been in some pussy along side Kennedy. Eventually in 1999, Dodd settled down, marrying for the second time and the couple has two daughters.
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Jim Justice
Physique: Heavyset Build
Height: 6’ 7" (2.01 m)
James Conley Justice II (born April 27, 1951-) is an American businessman and politician who has served as the 36th governor of West Virginia since 2017. Justice was once a billionaire, but his net worth had declined to $513.3 million as of 2021. He inherited a coal mining business from his father and built a business empire with 94 companies, including the Greenbrier, a luxury resort in White Sulphur Springs.
Justice is a well-liked and wealthy coal magnate who is one big fucking bear of a man. No other way to describe him. Hell… he compared himself to a grizzly bear. A 6-foot-7, 400+ pound millionaire grizzly bear. I’ll admit, I’m a little intimidated by the sheer size of him. But once I leave my goo on him, that’ll pass.
A lifelong West Virginian, he attended Raleigh County public schools and graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School in 1969, and attended Greenbrier Military Academy as a post-graduate. Governor Justice went on to Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia, and was captain of the golf team for two years before earning his undergraduate degree and a Masters in Business Administration.
Justice married his high school sweetheart, having two adult children and spend time spoiling four grandchildren. In addition, they have three dogs: two Boston Terriers, and their famous Babydog, an English Bulldog. Plus, he coach girls' basketball. Not the most handsomest guy, but I'd love to fuck around with him for a weekend. And for some reason with his dog, Babydog watching.
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Bernard Hill
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5′ 9″ (1.75 m)
Bernard Hill (17 December 1944 – 5 May 2024;aged 79) was an English actor. He is known for playing Théoden, King of Rohan, in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Captain Edward Smith in Titanic, and Luther Plunkitt, the Warden of San Quentin Prison, in the Clint Eastwood film True Crime. Hill is also known for playing roles in television dramas, including Yosser Hughes, the troubled "hard man" whose life is falling apart in Alan Bleasdale's Boys from the Blackstuff in the 1980s, and more recently, as the Duke of Norfolk in the BBC adaptation of Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall.
With a stout frame, bushy whiskers and a weathered visage, he embodied men of authority facing down danger with weary stoicism.
Born in Blackley, Manchester into a family of Catholic coal miners. Hill attended Xaverian College, and then Manchester Polytechnic School of Drama, graduating with a diploma in theatre in 1970.
Hill was married to the American-born actress Marianna Hill, with whom he had a son named Gabriel. Hill was a longtime supporter of Manchester United. At the time of his death, Hill was engaged to a woman named Alison. Hill died on 5 May 2024, at the age of 79.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Titanic (1997)
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Michael Fawcett
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Michael David Fawcett MVO (born 6 November 1962-) is a former senior valet to Charles, Prince of Wales who today consults on various royal projects. Joining the staff at Buckingham Palace in 1981 as a footman to Queen Elizabeth II before becoming an “indispensable” aide to the Prince of Wales for 40 years. In 1998, various staff complained about his bullying, after which he resigned, but within a week he was reinstated and promoted. He resigned in 2003 after being accused and later cleared of selling royal gifts, but he continued to work as a freelance fixer and events manager for the prince.
A gorgeous man, though Fawcett has lost weight and gained a few grey hairs since quitting royal service, and the double-breasted suits, Turnbull & Asser shirts and silk 'pochette' squares that were once his sartorial trademark are now confined to their wardrobe.
Fawcett is married with a daughter and a son. What's this… In 2003 a former footman and valet to Charles, alleged that he was raped by Fawcett and claimed to have seen the future king and Fawcett having sex one morning when he went to Charles’s bedroom to serve him breakfast. OK, the claim was refuted by another ex-servant. Now if you'll excuse me, the whole ‘Prince & Valet with Benefits’ thing is making me want to handle some business.
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Eric Holcomb
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6' 5" (1.95 m)
Eric Joseph Holcomb (born May 2, 1968-) is an American politician who has served since 2017 as the 51st governor of Indiana. A member of the Republican Party, he served as the 51st lieutenant governor of Indiana from 2016 to 2017 under Governor Mike Pence, who left the governorship in 2017 to become the vice president of the United States. Holcomb is currently serving in his second term as governor having been elected in 2016 and 2020 when he received the most votes for governor in Indiana History.
Tall, strapping and handsome, Holcomb has been described as 'enduring sturdiness wrapped around a fine sense of humor, and an inherent optimism, all towering above a cool set of cowboy boots.' I like how that sounds. It just makes me want to get him alone for some hot man on man sex. Unfortunately, being the Lt. Governor under Gov. Pence, makes me worry about his views on things, but then I remember the rumors about him and I'm good.
A lifelong Hoosier who was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, graduated from Pike High School in Indianapolis and Hanover College in southeastern Indiana. He went on to serve six years in the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer, first at Naval Station Great Lakes and later in Florida and Portugal.
Lets see, he's married with no children, but owns a miniature schnauzer. Plus, he was in the navy. You can’t tell me there’s not a beard arrangement going on here. I have nothing to base that on other than they have been married for nearly a decade with only a dog and a cat to show for it. At least Pence popped out three kids. You say I’m imagining things. Yes. Yes, I am. Mainly me bouncing up and down on Eric like I’m in a jump castle.
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Michael Tucker
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5’ 5½" (1.66 m)
Michael Tucker (born February 6, 1945) is an American author and actor, widely known for his role in the television series L.A. Law (1986–1994), for which he received two Golden Globe nominations and three Primetime Emmy Award nominations.
Handsome, short stature and slightly gnomish features, Tucker is probably one of the reasons I lust after short men to this day. He was one of the reasons I watched L.A. Law along with Richard Dysart.
Married to actress Jill Eikenberry, they have a son together and he has a daughter from a previous marriage. Apparently, he does Yoga and Tai Chi, which means he’s flexible.
What? It means he can easily get into positions… for sex. You know I was going there with that.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
L.A. Law (TV Series)
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Joe Lieberman
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5’ 9” (1.76 m)
Joseph Isadore Lieberman (/ˈliːbərmən/; February 24, 1942 – March 27, 2024; aged 82) was an American politician and lawyer who served as a United States senator from Connecticut from 1989 to 2013. A former member of the Democratic Party, he was its nominee for vice president of the United States in the 2000 U.S. presidential election. During his final term in office, he was officially listed as an independent Democrat and caucused with and chaired committees for the Democratic Party.
An observant Jew, Lieberman described himself as an independent, who tended to side with conservatives on foreign policy and liberals on domestic policy. That's nice and all, but I'm more interest in his close friendship with fellow senators, John McCain and Lindsey Graham. So close, they were dubbed the “three amigos” to some. Even traveling and vacationing together.
Sure their friendship is probably platonic, but I prefer the sordid version in my head where Lieberman and McCain used Graham regularly as a cock sock.
On March 27, 2024, Lieberman died at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital, aged 82, from injuries that he sustained in a fall at his home in the Bronx. He is survived by his second wife; their daughter, his son and daughter from his first marriage; and his stepson from his second.
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Jim Broadbent
Physique: Average Build
Height: 6’ 2" (1.88 m)
James Broadbent (born 24 May 1949-) is an English actor. A graduate of the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art in 1972, he came to prominence as a character actor for his many roles in film and television. He's received various accolades including an Academy Award, two BAFTA Awards, and two Golden Globe Awards as well as nominations for two Primetime Emmy Awards and a Grammy Award. Notable film roles include Bullets Over Broadway (1994), Topsy-Turvy (1999), Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Gangs of New York (2002), Another Year (2010), The Iron Lady (2011), Le Week-End (2013), and Brooklyn (2015).
Broadbent is kinda cute in glass, in a nerdy old dad kinda way, in something, but didn't blow me away. Later I saw him in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and thought Wow! And he has managed to become more and more adorable with each passing year.
Broadbent is married to costume designer-turned-artist and he is stepfather to her two grown-up sons. He is an atheist and is fond of wood carving. That last part is good to know as I've got a piece of wood I'd gladly let him handle. Hint. Hint. Its my penis.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Hot Fuzz (2007)
The Gathering Storm (2002)
Iris (2001)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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Joe Paterno
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5'8" (1.72 m)
Joseph Vincent Paterno (December 21, 1926 – January 22, 2012; aged 85), sometimes referred to as JoePa, was an American college football player, athletic director, and coach. He was the head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions from 1966 to 2011. With 409 victories, Paterno is the most victorious coach in NCAA FBS history. His career ended with his dismissal from the team on November 9, 2011, as a result of the Penn State child sex abuse scandal. He died 74 days later, of complications from lung cancer.
Iconic for his thick tinted glasses, paunch, white socks and black sneakers. There was a time where I wanted to wreck Joe Pa’s world. Different from the way it was wrecked at the end. What? In the 90s to early 2000s Joe Pa was doable, at least to me. But after the whole Jerry Sandusky deal. Not so much. And you must admit his life was wrecked after Sandusky deal became known.
JoePa was married 50 years with five children, which goes to my 'loves to fuck' theory. You know what could have help him in the end? Fucking around. Not with me. I wasn’t street legal until 95. Seriously. If he was fucking around with something legal, plus football. He could use that as a reason he didn’t pay attention to Sandusky.
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Tom McGowan
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78 m)
Thomas McGowan (born July 26, 1959-) is an American actor. He first became known for his stage career both on and off Broadway. He is also known for his recurring role on the Emmy Award winning NBC show Frasier, as KACL station manager Kenny Daly. He has also appeared on a variety of shows including Everybody Loves Raymond, The Practice, ER, Desperate Housewives, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Modern Family, Veep and The Good Fight. He has appeared in films such as Heavyweights, Sleepless in Seattle, The Birdcage, As Good as It Gets, True Crime, Ghost World, and Bad Santa.
A very cute and cuddly daddy, I personally would waste no time in trying to bed him. Unless there's some one else in the room I want more. Seriuosly, as cute as he is. McGowan is always overshadowed by the hotter guy.
Unfortunately, like 99.9% of men I find attractive, he appears to be straight. Dammit… The New Jersey native is married with two children. He attended Hofstra University and the Yale School of Drama, from which he graduated with a Master of Fine Arts degree. I know absolutely nothing else of his personal life. It doesn't matter though. I know enough to want to fuck him.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Frasier (TV Series 1993–2004)
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Sonny Dykes
Height: 6′0″ (1.83 m)
Physique: Husky Build
Daniel "Sonny" Dykes (born November 9, 1969-) is an American football coach, and a former college baseball player. He is currently the head football coach at Texas Christian University (TCU), and previously served in the same role at Southern Methodist University (SMU) from 2018 to 2021, the University of California, Berkeley from 2013 to 2016, and Louisiana Tech University from 2010 to 2012. In his first season at TCU, he led the Horned Frogs to a win in the semifinal and an appearance in the National Championship game.
Handsome, nice voice, sexy bod. 100% hot daddy-type. And he’s great for showing the goods. Seriously, few guys have more bulge shots than Sonny.
Again married… aren't the all? With three children which does qualify him for my "loves to fuck" theory. Son of legendary Texas Tech football coach Spike Dykes, Sonny is a great example of great genes as would have fucked Spike Dykes too. Anyway, there's isn't much else I can say about him. He's good looking, a possible freeballer and I'd love to fuck him. But you already guessed that last part.
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Dick O'Neill
Physique: Stocky Build/Heavyset
Height: 5' 7" (170 cm)
Richard Francis O'Neill (August 29, 1928 – November 17, 1998; aged 70) was an American stage, film and television character actor best known for playing Irish cops, fathers, judges and army generals. He began his acting career as an original company member of Arena Stage in Washington, D.C. He was known for The Jerk (1979), The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) and The Front Page (1974).
The steel gray hair, the chipmunk like cheeks and that voice. Plus he had a nice rack on him. Ahh… I blown plenty a loads over O'Neill watching the show Dark Justice in the 90s. I actually started to watch the show just to get a glimpse of him. Since then, I’ve always had a soft spot or should I say a hard spot for Dick O'Neill or just about anybody named O'Neill. Ed O'Neill, Tip O'Neill, etc.
He died of heart failure on November 17, 1998 at the age of 70. He is survived by his wife of 34 years, Jackie, and three daughters.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Home Improvement (TV Series 1994–1996) 3 episodes - sexy
(1994) My Summer Story - sexy
Dark Justice (TV Series 1991–1993) - sexy
(1986) The Mosquito Coast - sexy
Diagnosis Murder (TV Series) - S3/E4 (1995) - sexy
(1995) The Unspoken Truth - sexy
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Andy Reid
Physique: Husky Build
Height: 6′3″ (1.91 m)
Andrew Walter Reid (born March 19, 1958-) is an American football coach who is the head coach for the Kansas City Chiefs of the NFL. Reid was previously head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles from 1999 to 2012. From 2001 to 2012, he was also the Eagles' executive vice president of football operations. He is the only NFL coach to win 100 games and appear in four consecutive conference championships with two different franchises.
Since being hired as the head coach of the Chiefs in 2013, Reid helped revitalize the struggling franchise into one of the league's best with 10 postseason appearances, eight consecutive division titles, six consecutive AFC Championship Games, four Super Bowl appearances, and three Super Bowl titles.
He kinda reminds of a younger, bigger Wilford Brimley or an older Tim Hooper. Mmm… the things I would do to this man. I won’t go into any details other than they involve my dick. Or my ass. I'm flexible.
Reid is married with five children, three sons and two daughters. So my "loves to fuck" theory applies. Heavy, older and with a stach you could lose family members in, he certainly ranks as a Daddybear to behold. Reid has appeared in commercials for State Farm with Patrick Mahomes and for Snickers. But I'd prefer him doing underwear commercials where he's drawing a mustache on my face… with his penis.
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Brian Mulroney
Physique: Average Build
Height: 5'11" (1.80 m)
Martin Brian Mulroney PC CC GOQ (March 20, 1939 – February 29, 2024, aged 84) was a Canadian lawyer, businessman, and politician who served as the 18th prime minister of Canada from 1984 to 1993. Mulroney's tenure as prime minister was marked by the introduction of major economic reforms, such as the Canada–United States Free Trade Agreement, the goods and services tax (GST) that was created to replace the manufacturers' sales tax, and the privatization of 23 of 61 Crown corporations including Air Canada and Petro-Canada. Although he places average or above average in rankings of Canadian prime ministers, his legacy remains controversial.
Mulroney, the Quebec-born, half-Irish “boy from Baie-Comeau” (a small-town in the French-speaking province), was a handsome, skilled politician with a gift for public speaking, was an ardent advocate of stronger U.S.-Canadian relations. And I would have love some "relations" with him.
The former Canadian prime minister who struck a free trade deal with the U.S. but whose legacy was marred his role in the resurgence of Quebec nationalism and accused of corruption in the Airbus affair, a scandal that came to light only several years after he left office. But unless that somehow resulted in him doing nude photo-shoots and porno’s on Older4Me (which it didn’t), I don’t really care about it. He’s a politician, so of course he’s got his hand in something shady. Mulroney died on February 29, 2024. His was survived by his wife and four children.
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