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Body swap diaries: PETER’s CYOC
After months of training and studying, I stood there proudly with fellow agents and superiors in the lower levels of Area 51 awaiting for my first mission as a full fledge secret service agent. It was a grueling time to the point that out of 50 candidates, only 3 of us actually made it.
We hear a gruff raspy voice from the intercom. “Welcome new agents and congratulations. You all are now officially part of the secret service which; as you all know, deals with more covert missions regarding this country. So please meet up with your superiors to discuss your first mission.”
All of the agents dispersed and so did I, and made it to Mr. Carlson’s office. I open the door and see a half naked man with curly hair frantically trying to put his clothes on.
“Ahh dammit looks like i forgot to close that damn door again. Lock it for me will you Peter.” I locked the door behind and sat at one of the office chairs trying not to look and stare at my supervisor’s body. “Hahaha come on now Peter, don’t be so shy. This isn’t the first you’ve seen me in another body.” He was right, but the usual bodies he’s in are the bigger hairy daddy types.
“So i guess you took my advice huh”
“ yeah. Went with someone younger and chose this guy named Jon to take for my time off. Gotta say its a different feeling.” He flexes his arms.
“You look great sir”
“Hahaha thanks Peter. Now since you were the highest achieving agent we have, i decided to assign you as a personal guard for a past president. As may know, any two term US president that finishes their service gets assigned a lifetime agent to help with safety and security, and they are also enrolled with the ‘reincarnation program’ which…
“Gives the ex president and their partner, a choice to have their consciousness transferred to another person’s body.”
“Very good Peter!” He claps his hands “now of course they can opt out of it if they choose to, but we at least wanna give them a taste of it and see if its for them.”
“Isnt it too early for Mr Obama to be in this program?”
“Yes you’re right which is why I’m assigning you to George W bush.”
“Wait isnt there someone already assigned to Mr. Bush?”
“There was, but we are reassigning Gary to a much more… lets just covert mission.” I just nod my head knowing exactly what he means.
“Now Mr Bush has been living in his current body Bruno for almost a year in Brazil.”
“How about the real Bruno.”
“He’s living life as Mr. Bush. We programmed him to practically BE George Bush… memories and all” i nod my head. “ now Mr Bush has been alerted of the change in staff but I would like you to travel to Brazil and introduce yourself”
“No problem sir. Will do”
“I also gave the guys at the lab the Ok to swap you with someone else for this mission, of course you don’t have to.”
I thought about it for a short while and decided to swap. “ Thank you sir. I will go right now.”
“Sounds good. Here is a catalog of the guys that are available.”
I look over it and saw Jon’s body with the amount of $10,000 right by his name. “Damn! I cant believe this kid is getting paid $10,000 to swap bodies with an agent” i thought to myself.
“now if you’ll excuse me. I think its officially time for me to start my Time off.”
“Have fun sir and Ill see you when you get back.”
I leave his office and made my way towards the all the while looking at the catalog.
“Hey Peter!” I waved at Vinh “ Mr Carlson told me all about your mission. So have you thought about which body you want.”
I looked over the catalog one last time…. “This one” I said
(Which of these guys should Peter switch with. From top to bottom: Joey, Christian, Larry, Leon).
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Anyone else find pec bouncing just…. The best? 😌
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This is why I say this man must be a misogynist. Cause he is literally supporting a man that just put his hands on a woman (without her permission) in the gym. Men are so clueless. Trying to make him into the victim, when this man literally just touched her without her permission. Like, be absolutely for real Joey Swoll. If someone did that to your daughter, you would be enraged. Yet because you don't know this woman, you somehow think this shit is okay.
I feel like this woman was way too calm. I know some women tense up in certain situations, but sometimes you need to be loud and get active. This would have triggered my fight instincts. I absolutely hate people who do this shit. If she wanted your help, she would have asked.
Joey Swoll is always telling people to mind their own business in the gym. Yet, that message somehow only applies to women and not men.
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Joey Swoll Tik Tok Videos
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Joey Swoll 🇺🇸
#Joey Swoll#muscle#bodybuilding#posing#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#swinsuit bulge#wet dream#huge bodybuilder#hot as fuck
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#joey swoll#joey sergo#bodybuilder#muscles#handsome#flexing#sexy#pecs#hot#ripped#huge#arms#biceps#triceps#joeyswoll
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Woman who mocked a kid RESPONDS to Joey Swoll
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I've been working on trying to go to the gym more, but as someone who works in the service industry it's hard to really want to work a 4-8 hour shift and then work out after, when I've already been on my feet the entire time.
Today I had prob the best workout i've had in a long time and that's because I didn't push myself too hard. An hour of elliptical, simple. No 12-3-30 treadmill torture, no deadlifting, no waist trainers...
What I'm saying is movement is better than no movement and I made just as much progress today than I would had I melted my legs on a cycle and tricked my body into thinking I was climbing a mountain
#gym positivity#I can't wait to make even more progress later!#Also I forgot to mention but I saw a joey swoll tiktok on my fyp and that's why I decided to go after my shift#so like check him out!
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